Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 1, 1874, Page 3

PUNDT, MEYER & RAAPKE, 212 HVM ST.,—WHOLESALE DEAL Reck CHICAGO & NORTHWES MAILVVATY. Money and Commerce. Daily Review. Orrice OMAEA DAty May 30, 107!4.“} The last month of Spring closes with a brisk trade and an easy feel- ing in financial circles. Notwithstanding the opposing in- comb, and his logic iz like sweet ile; and tho’ he may sell me book i don’t want, and won't hav, thare is real phun'in the way that ! A Wedding Night Shirt. | It wasn't hardly the fair thing | that the boys did to Joe Thompson | ( American u il tmm iy CYCL'OPAZEDIA | lcupation was irestivle. 'They | 1 subskribe now, at least once a could not liave helped it fo save | vear, for sum kind ov a book, thut > " | their lives, D'l tell you how it Was. | j pever look into, with a title to it New Revised Edition. Joe was about the most fancy- 4‘ az long az the tail ov a kat, just be- iy sorviien by the stlest wriers oo | dressed buck in the :omifiv‘fl\ylfl | kause the hook-canvasseris so polite o e and particular—a perfect Aan- | gng ible to get rid i S T saad e b e LR so utterly impossible to get ally pablished under the title | ov , and more_dainty and modest | Well, when his wed- I:l;uul'B G N ) T BUY-' UNTIL{YOU HAVE £ 'CAREFULLY?EXAMINED OUR ‘NEWj] APPLETON’S & Co., 247 The I R 3.3. BROWN & BRO., Cor. 14th and, O DL A FT A CHICAGO Douglas Streets. SUG AR aunaau::& Granulated pr fl'tEEFE‘l’?P i r | Bat cut loat & | Standard A | Grele”™ & ExtraC | Yetlow ¢ eef SRE. 4 T work ori of Tar Nsw AMERICAN CYCLOPAEDIA Was leied e which the the wide it siained i S0 part of ‘in’ The signal developments Cia iace in every branch of i, have Induced the Shait it t0-an exact Saroug _revision, and 1o issde & Dew “itien cattied, THE ANEEICAX CYCLOPAE- ihin the last ten years the progress of dis- o e iepariment of kuowisdge has T w vork ‘ol relerence a0 imperaiive sent of political affsirs has kept o b of science; and their ivn to the industrial and asclul o s and consequent. Tevolu- nvolving national changes ‘The civil war of ourown i Then the T x appeared, ppily Feonree of il r geograp “uade by the indefatigable e oitical revolutions of the last et 2t e matural result of the e, have i - = ames are in every one’s Hivem every one i curious b pariiculars. Grest battics have W1 important sieges maintaived, la'are s yet preserved only ‘the transieot publici- 2" which ought . hentic history. in the practical arts, as record of aral history arkahle featares of ‘wcener. art, s well as the various pro- res. Al ave been spared to excellence? the cost of rmous, and it is believed welcome reception as an_ad- of the Cyclopiedia, and worthy tscribers only, payable T¢ will 'be com- ‘each w realy. Sucoseding vo- wiibe lssaed once in NVASSING AGEN13 WANTED Address the Pabliskers, D. Appleton & Co., 519 & 551 Broadway. 4 0) New York. KEARNEY'S FLUID-EXTIACT BUCHU iy known remedy3or BRIGHT’S DISEASE, And ajpositive cure for , Strictures, Disbetes, Dyspepsia, Ners vous Debility, Dropsy, Son-retenticn or Tncoetinence of Urine, Trri- o o, Tudauation or Ulceration of the BLADDER AND KIDNEYS, SPERMATORRHEA, o0 or Whites, Diseases of the Prostrate e . Colcal us, Gland, S one in the GRAVEL OR BRICK DUST DE- |POSIT, And Mucus or Milky Discharges. KEARNEY'S Extract Bucha! Permanently Cures all Diseases of the Bladder, Kidney, and Dropsieal Swellings, Existing in Men, Women sad Children, No Matter What the Age! “One bottie of ek _-n--m-’.n . Steele i Exiract Bach i other Buchus combiped. Price one dollar per bottle; or, six bottles for five dodlars. Depot- 104 Duane St, N. Y. to answer corres- tis. A physician in attendance o sond stap for pan Brigham, Waolesale Agents, San al | * —10 THE— NERVOUS & DEBILITATED OF BOTH SEXES. 50 OEARGES FOR ADVIJE AND CON- SULTATION. B. DYOTT, graduate of 1 Medical College, Philadel- r of several valuable n be consulted on all di -xual and Urinary or- he has made an es- eases of th gans, (whi pecial study,) either in male or fe- male, no matter from what cause originating, or how long standing. A practice of 30 years enables him to treat diseases with success. Cures guaranteed. Charges Those at a distance can forward let- ters deseriling symptoms and en- closing stamp to prepay postage. g@~Send for the Gaide to Health. Price 10c. J. B. DYOI11, M. D. Physicion and Sargeon, 104 Duane street, N. Y. OB TACLES TO MARRIAGE, PY R EF EOR YOUNG MEN and abuses. frow the cllects of errors in hood restored. o public view & multitude | reasonable. | ‘treat- | a than a girl. ding night came he was dressed, trunk empty, and his pants espec- ially fitted as though they had been molds, and his legs candles, and run into them. Tight was no name for | them. Their set was immense, and | he was prouder than half a dozen | peacocks. | " “Aren’t they nice, boys?” he asked of the two who were to be groomsmen and to see that he threw | himself away in the most approved fashion. “gtunning! Gorgeous!"” replied Tom Bennett. “Never saw any~ | thing to equal them. But I say, Joe, aren’t they just the least bit tight ? have some difficulty in bending— | |- won’t you | Pshaw, no! They are as easy as an old glove, see ! | To prove the matter he bent down so0 as to touch the patent leathers, | when erack ! erack! followed like | the twin report of a revolver. | “Thunder !"” exelaimed Joe, as he clasped his hands behind him and found a rent in the cassimere from | stern to atern. “Thunder ! the pants | have burst and what shall I do?” “T'll tell you what, Joe, if mine would fit, you should have them | and welcome, but they are a mile to big—they would set like a shirt on a bean-pole. I see no way but to have them mended.” “Who can Iget to do it, Tom?” “Well, I am something of a tail- | or, and can fix them so they won’t | show. Hold o a minute and I'll | get a needle and thread.” “Can you? May heaven bless | | | | Il fix you in short order.” | The command was obeyed—the | pants mended—the tails carefully | pinned over so as to conceal the | “distres s for rent,” ard all went | merry as a marriage bell, until Joe follewed his blushing bride to the nuptial couch. There was a dim light in the but it enabled Joe, as he glanced blushingly around 'to see the sweetest face in the world, rosy | cheeks and ripe lips, the loving | blue eyes, and the golden curls just | | peeping from out the snowy sheets, | | and he extinguished it altogether and hastened to disrobe himself. | Off came the coat, vest, fancy neck- tie and collar, boots and socks in a hurry; but somehow the pants stuck. ~The more he tried the more they wouldn’t come, and he tugged vainly for half an h “Thunder "’ muttered Joe. “What is the matter, dear?” | came in the softest accents from the bed, where somebody was wonder- ing if he was ever going to come to | to her arms. | It was a moment of desperation. | Joe was entirely overcome by the | situation, and forgetting his bash- | fulness blurted out : “Molly, that cursed Tom Bennett | has sewed my pants, drawers, shirt nd undershirt all together ! “It is all too bad. Waitamo- | ment dear.” A little stoc peeped out, the dress; the lamp was lighted, a pair | of seissors found, and Joe was re- | | leased. Although Joe denies it, | | Tom Bennett swears that his wed- ding shirt was of the shortest poss ble length, reasoning a posteriori. gless foot first | a ruffled night- Josh Billings, Spice-Box. TITE BOOK CANVASSER. About 8 years ago, while at din- ! , 1 waz informed that thar waz a gentleman in the parlor who mus see me imegiately | on very important bizziness. | Hastening from the table, T found | myself in the presence of & plainly dressed but very nervous man; who informed me that he was canvass- ing mi distrikt for the sale of Dr. Erastus Spignot’s new work en- | titled the “Normal Circulashun of | the Blood.” 1 at once informed the man that 1 did not want the work. He then began a long account ov its value and importanse to every | human being, when i broke in upon | his eloquence by repeating “that i | did not want the book.” | He continued bi telling me that no library would be complete with- outit. Again i declared in the most positive terms “that i did not want | the work.” At this point the stranger seated | himself in & chair, and deliberately drew the % in question outov his satchel, ,me that | no gentleman to whom h¢'had of- fered it had failed to subscribe, Growing i declared in the most tone “that i would not hev the book at any price. Rising from his chair he took oph | his overcoat, and, throwing it care- | lessly on the sofa, struck an atti- | tude, and for ten minutes gave the | most glowing akount ov the circu- lashun ov the blood and the ana- tomy ov man that i ever listened to. 1 once more assured him, in a be- seeching manner, “thati did not want the book.” ting himself again in the chair, and wiping the drops ov per- | spirashun from his brow, he went back to the days ov Adam and Eve, | and for hal® an hour talked ez no man ever talked before on the vari- ous diseases the human sistim was subjekt to, elosing up with a vivid recital ov the circulashun ov the blood. | " Again i insisted upon it that the book would be ov no use to me, and that i would not hev it. Springing from his seat with his | book in his hand, and his eyes flash- | | ing fire, and his whole manner in- | tense, he began to show me itskon- | tents, commencing at the fitle- | page. I'saw at last that it was wuss than | madness to resist any longer, so i subscribed for the book, cousoling | myself with the reflecshun that if | ever I had a book to sell miself, would hev it sold by subskripshun. | " The more i think ov it, i am de- lited with the pious energy and long suffering ov the book canvasser, | | that i wouldn’t sell a book any other | way. Heis a man whom kape any more than y own shaddo; he follow’s his vietim ! like a ghost,'and hangs aroud him | grinning like an undertaker. | The only way to get rid uv him is | | tu subskribe at once, and let him go | for the next phellow. The shaving-sope man, and the | life-insurance agent are very good | | in their way, but they don’t com- Fn with the book-canvasser for | lively work any more than the pen- | sive cockroach does to the red-hot muskeeto, | They steal on yu, like a kat on a | mouse, when yu aint looking for | ‘em ; and, like the fly in the spider’s | web, (hemoreyuuylugixout,the' | further yu git in. rukant es- | kan your hiz words are like hunny in the It strikes me that you will | that | moans his spouse : | asked him to part with it. I luv the book-canvasser no';l | “Wood Wanted"—Discovery of a | | Deop-Laid and Frightfal Plot. |From the Sedalia (Mo.) Democrat,] | To show how low and degraded | country journalism has become we | will cite this fact : y years ago | all these newspaper fiends went into | cahoot, and started papers for the | simple purpose of laying up enor- mous amounts of wood. For this | purpose every coun ut i motice at the head of Ho looal | column : | ““Wo00oD WANTED.—We will take wood for subseription for this paper Bring on your wood!” Yes, “bring on your wood.” Mark t Now, what are these rascals do- ing? Why, they have been running newspapers for wood until they have got all the wood in the country in their own nands. And now wood is up—they’ve made a corner in it ““But,” thereader will ask, where is their market? What good will it do them? Poor, ignorant soul! We'll tell you. After these country editors have got all the wood in the coun- try into their own hands, what do they do® Why they go to work, tooth and toe nail, and advocate cremation! They know perfectly well, just as soon as cremation be- comes a part of American politics, every man will be trying it on his mother-in-law and wife’s relations. And wood will go up to $100 a cord ! Every one of these fiends will have this advertisement on one whole side of their paper: TO CREMATIONISTS. “Ten million cords of the best hickory, old and dry, just the thing for burning your dear ones in the quickest time possible. OId ex- changes, for kindling, thrown in gratis. Apply at this office.” Then these country editors will be rolling in wealth, instead of glue and mol and they wouldn’t no more think of exchanging with you than running a patent outside. A, this isa deep-laid plot ! T A Model Obituary. A disconsolate editor thus be- EA Thus my wife died. No more will those loving hands pull off m, boots and part my back hair, asonly a true wife can. Nor will those willing feet replenish the coal-hod or water-pail. No more will she arise, amid the tempestuous storms of winter, and hie away to make the fire, without disturbing the slumbers of the man who doted on her so artlessly. Her memory is embalmed upon my heart of hearts. I wanted to embalm her body, but T found I could embalm her memory cheaper. I procured of Eli Mudget, a neigh- bor of mine, a very pretty grave- stone. His wife was consumptive, and he kept it on hand for severa years, in anticipation of her death. But she rallied last spring, and his hopes were blasted. - Never shall I | forget the poor man’s grief when I “Take it, Skinner, and may you never know what it is to have your soul disappointed as mine has been?” znd he burst into a flood of tears. His spirit was, indeed, utterly en, 1 had the following epitaph en- graved upon the tombstone: “To the memory of Tabitha, wife of Moses Skinner, Esq., gentleman- ly editor of the Tombstone. Terms, $3 & year, invariably in advance, Office over Coleman’s y, up two flights of stairs. Knock hard, Weshall miss thee, mother, we shall miss thee. Job' printing. Job printing solfcited.” Thus did my lacerated spirit ery o1t in agony, even as Rachel weep- ing for her children. But one ray of light penetrated the despair of my soul—the undertaker took his pay in job printing, and thesexton owed me a little account I should not bave gotten any other way. Why should we pine at the mysterious ways of Providence and vicinity? (Not a conundrum.) —_— Spurgeon on Ritualism. Tn his last cormunication to the Chistian at Work, Mr. Spurgeon ‘“The made in estness is power. believe something, and that fact has given them influence. To me their distinetive creed is intolerable nonsense, and their proceeding are childish foolery; but they have dared to goagainst the moband have almost turned that mobround in their favor. Bravely did they battle; let us say it to their honor. When their churchies besame the scenes of ot and disorder, and there was raised the terrible howl of “No Popery,” by the lower orders they boldly confronted it. They went against the whole current of what was thought to be the dee feeling of England in favor of Prot- estantism, and they had scarcely a bishop to patronize them, and but few loaves and fishes of patron- age. Yet they increased from a mere handful to become certainly the most vital and dominant party in the Church of England ; and, to our intense surprise and horror, they have brought to receive again the Popery w] ‘we thought dead and buried. Tf anybody had told me twenty years ago that the Witch of Endor would become Queen of England, 1 shoud as soon have believed it, as that we should have seen such a High Church de- velopment; but the fact is, the men were earnest and decided, and held what they belived most firmly, and did not hesitate to push their cause. The age, therefore, goes to be im- pressed; it will receive what is taught by zealous men, whether it be truth or falsehood.” 400,000 ACRES! —OF THE FINEST— Elkhorn Valley Lands! FOR SALE H. M. CLARIK, Wisner, - - Neb, ESE LANDS ARE CONVENIENT TO ‘market and the the and FINEST in the STATE! $2.50 to $5.00 PER ACRE! For Cash or on Loag Time. 3&~LAND EXPLORING 1ICK- ETS for sale at 0. & N. W. De- which will cost in payment for land. One more wheat erop will OMAHA MARKETS. Caretully; Corrected *Dally DRY GOODS. J. BROWN & BRO., fluence, with which Omaha has to | contend, the city is steadily pro- gressing in mercantile prosperity at a pace that will soon leave its other ‘competitors far in the rear. place Nebraska at the head of the wheat producing States of the West, and Omaha, the commercial metropolis of the State, will assume the leader- ship among the chief cities west of the lakes, second only to Chicago and Milwaukee. Cor. 14th and Douglas o, YANKEE NOTIONS- HARDWARE. J0mX 7. EDGAR. KURTZ MOHR & C0., 231 Farnham st following quotations this:day; -— Butter, active, cholce roll 15@18; Eggs, brisk, 11; Apples, 8 00@8 50 per hunld'“:llve Chickens in de- s 3009225 per dosen; ‘Turkeys, 8 00 ; Oranges and Lemons are advancing, Oranges 850 per box, Lemons 9 00per box. voannonaaness CRETASERLERS 86 B&S B ne vs 3 et 3 63 61 ¥ k1] an BEBES eBLE % ZESEe 888 88858 | N0 choice | | BLRBLEILERTALL YRRy ounll | 1 B=a®h TLABLEBLY; omid i Rio choice pr 1, do prime do do good 30 | Seuzi e 33 Rangoon choice Carolias........... Powell & Co., Soap monufacturers. | Sapo Publico, 6 1-2@6 3-4; Savon Republic, do., Chemical Olive, 6 to 61-2; Palm, 5@51+4; German Mot- led, 6 1426 1-2. ART GOODS AND UPHOLSTHRER'S STOCK. M Wesk & Co. Schofers Missouri Vrlley... Kirk's Savon TOBACCO. Black goods, Western... 3 do - do’ Virglnia Lorrrlard's Benjamin B. Jones, Decorative Up- holsterer and dealer in fine art goods, 270 Farnbam Street, farnishes the following quotations: FRAME MOULDINGE. | Oil walnut mouldings, one inch, | per foot, 5¢; 2inch 10c; 8 inch 15¢; | polished walnut, 1 inch 7¢; 2 inch 16c; 8 inch 21c. Berlin gilt, 1 ineh | §j rasinspr box 6@15c; 2 inch 1@30c; 3 inch 18@ | 4o sesless s <7 45c¢; imitation rosewood and gilt, 1 iuch 5@10c; 2 inch 10@20c; 8 inch 16@30c. | ‘WINDOW SHADES. | Plain bands, 6 feet, all colors, per ir, 1 50; ornsmental bands, 2 0@ dods do r‘«iud: sdditional foot, 75¢ per REPPS. Union ind all wool terry, per yard 1 60?& »0; Imperial, plain and stri- pod 3 bk Q0.7 P DAMASKS, Union per yard, 1 50; all wool, 2 00a3 00. do do Virginia DDIED FRUITS California peaches per vound do appls do - do o currant do prunes.. do German do blackber: do rasoberr New in barrels. do dairy .. ) G und can Myer's oysters per Mo o do do 2 1 do do 2 do Wilism's do 2 do do_Yarmouth do Strawberries, per case. Raspberries, do do Pine apples, do Qotongs per pound.... Young Hyron, per youid Guapowder, o do MATTRASSES, Husk, 4-4x6-2, 4 00a5 00; straw, $ 00a4 00; Excelsior, 3 50a4 50. LUMBER. Bubject to change of market without sotios: WM. M. FOSTER, OnU.F. R R track bet. Farnham and Doug- GEOQ. A. HOAGLAND. Joists, studding and sills, 20 O h:'d’.:'g. L2 __n o Alspice Cinamon bark BAKING POWDE Manufactured by the Impe; g Powder Co., Omaha, e §21 00 La Espanola Triple Crowi Heury Clay. MILLS FLOU S 14th » ALHOU Wholesale depot Half barrel saci teunea B BERNERRENZEREERSRERENE Y e B RE BB LE8ELREREER228888E 7 Charles Fopper, lWHOLBSALE BUTCHER | AND CATTLE RROY | EALT LAKE CITY,” - - ferartt DR. A. S. BILLINGS, DENTIST, 234 Farnham St., Bet. 13th and 14(h, up stairs. Teeth extracted without pain, by use of Li- trous Oxide Gas. S¥0ftice open atall hour 'WINDOWS, (Glazed.) 35 per cont off Chicego list. DOORS, (Wedged ) 25 per cent 08/ CL temgo lst. BLINDS. 30 per cent off list. UTAHL OILS, PAINTS, GLASS, &ec. N. L D. SOLOMON. ROBERT C. STEELL. BRADY & McAUSLAND. estt J. C. LEE. CARPENTER AND BUILDER, 5 FARNIAM STREET. J. SCHOONMAKER & SON PROPRIETORS OF THE PITTSBURG. WHITE LEAD AND COLOR WORKS PITTSBURG, PA. TIN, SHEET-IRON. WIRE, &C. MILTON ROGERS, COR. 14th & | FARNHAM. TIN PLATE. CHARCOAL. FL T T U T N——— Y 10214 e, best QALY ... romoereccmec 13 80 10214 12012 1€ HRESEERENERRN RN 888 SSELEIPBBSELLEE28E | iisi R He888es! §5EE seesese] i— B 4 esseeel| B I ! i 8883 it o li Bestablishod 1835. seeseed) i 1 i iif £ I Manufacturers of Strictly{Pure B White Lead, Red Lead, Litha Putty, Colers Dry and in0il. PURE VERDITER GREE? The strongest and brightest green Rk manufacturered. Buen GUARANTEE. pay $50 in gold for every ounce of adal Jaaaion found in this package. warism J. SCHOONMAKER & SON LEAD PENCILS 5 audRERR The following Premiums have been awarded for seees g Dixon's American Graphic OR LEAD PENCILS: £ Gold Medal of Progress, Vicuna, 1873. First Premium Cincinnatti Indus- trial Fair, 1873, First Premium Brooklyn fndus. trial Exposition, 1873. ggensEan Nos. 0106 883 o u 5 1 1 1 For Samples or information sddress the Jos. Dixon Crueible Co., Fos150 1 18 Per Lundle 15 per cent discoun GROCERIES. STEELE & JOHNSON 538-540 14TH sT. Orestes Cleevelan « s't m73m JERSEY CITY, N J. — 'VANDALIA ILY LOUTS WiITH DAI 3TN Pullmas Indians OXLY ONE CHANGT Bost Cleveland, Buffalo & TICKETS Unitec miaios Confectioners’ Tool Works, Thes, Mills & BSxo. Confectioners’Tools Maehines, Moulds, Ice Coea Fhosean warfdawim TOBA P & P Kellez, wins Cut Chewing AND SMOKING =3 =3 s S Brands: LESICE. BULLION. & NEBRASKA ADVERTISE DAILY BEE LOW RESERVOIR ", 1 0D REASONS Quick and Easy, Chea» and Clean. 1 T They i They Cxeclsior Man'fz Co, ST. LOUIS, MO., M. ROGERS, Omaha, Nobrasic rehing w ore kindly operating 1y offered by the pro , 10 &ny chemist who, + will o In them any Calomel oF * fors of wercary ot any other urezal #300 Boward 111 SALERATUS! BAKING SODA'! BosT IN USE & Raapkeand Whitney, wan & Co CASTLE BROS., IMPORTERS OF TEAS —AND— East India Coods, 2 FRONT STREET - California. PLATTE VALLEY REAL ESTATE! Samuel C. Smith, U. P. R. R. LANDS, Columbus, - Neb, Government Lands Located! U. P. Lands Sold! Improved Farms and Town Lots for CASH! —or— ON LONG TIME!! 5 All Communications Cheer- fully Answered s K llflaooot‘\m:ll“fl'l MONUMENTS, T0MBSTONES, ET:, BI¢