Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 28, 1922, Page 6

. J.. Gertrude ‘Buffett, 53. of East Y., died here Wednesday. “had ‘been in poor health for a'nmber of years and had been in Dan- 1elvon taking. treatments for the past five thonths. Her health was materially im- pfaved -during her stay here, but she de- velopad ‘other troubles recently and died on Wednesday. The body was taken in chiarge by Undertaker L. E. Kennedy and will be' forwarded to her home today. -Remember to start your Christmas club this. weel ; aleo_that the Danielson Trust pompeny will redeem your Victory bonds wad-war savings stamps of the series of 1918 at face value.—adv. " Reports Wednesday from St. Luke's hospital, New York, relative to Miss Mary Bllen' Day of this place were that while she rémained seriously ill after undergo- Ing. #n operation .for ° appendicitls on hrigtr morning, her recovery seems 7ed and. that there is little cause for worey. 7. MO4. weather of the past few days has coptributed somewhat to slowing up soagting in' certain streets of the borough, thaw spolling the going to o ex- tent, but in' the interest of the safety of the erg the warning is again'given of the borough's children are king reckless chances and there have been some very narrow escapes- from se- rious” acdidents. Recently” the driver of v metor delivery truck upset it in Carter wtreet to avoid strikig several children who ‘were in the path of the machine with thelr. sleds. The driver was only slightly trijured and. the car damaged to some sxtent, but the driver's quick action was ¥l 'that prevented serious injury if hot deathi’'to one or more children. A lady's muft, found in the bank. is be- g held for the owner.by the Danielson Trust company.—adv. Qnly & comparatively few prisomers are being held at the county jail in Brooklyn for-trial at the term of the superior court that isito open in Willimantic on the first Tuesday in January. . The criminal list willibe materially shorter than at the October term of courtheld in Putanm. Ome_of the peculiar incidents of the rodent cold weather periof was that in ch'a little schoolglrl on her way through Water street to school - stopped ulorig her way just to see what would hdppen.1f she should touch her tongue on v -fence piping that wag glittering with THig stunt has been tried many mes_ in.the past, much to the discom- Sture 'of those, who have essayed It, and thid Instance Mid not prove an exceptisq. The unfortunate child’s tongue was In- stantly frozen’to the cold pipe and she 5, not released without considerable '3 nor until her tongue was bleed- usely. After effects were a badly wwollen tongue and 2. firm resolution never to try it again. i On Christmas day at the home of Mr. snd Mrs..Francls Ducharme. Main street, ther as.a family reception in honor of pd. Mrs. E. H. Nelson of Bakersville, nd. The evening was devoted to social 15':. o, The numbers, included plano se- tsctions by Mrs. Frederick Dubue _of High atzeet, . vocal. solos by Mrs. William Plapte; Krederick Dubuc and Beatrice Maynard, Mrs.. L. J. Gladue and Aldei [ampthe. A feature was a whistling solo bynMes,' 8. Gingras. : : ¢ 3.guessing match asg to the number f'beans.in a jar, $2.30 gold pieces went %8 Souvenirs to Mrs. William Plante and Migs.-Beatrice Gingras, both of Spring- 3l 5. Dancing featured 2 part of included Mr_and Mrs. d Mrs. S. Gingras and daugh- antrize of Springflield. Mr. and Mrs. reontse, and there was a program of | \ PUTNAM l Tuesday morning & ' dignified Fentie- man was seen to walk.solemnly up the stairs of the First National: Bank build- ing, now in the process of reconstruc- tion, turn about and walk solemnly down agajn. Within a.few minutes af- ter the gentleman, who was the last NORWICH BULLETIN, THURSDAY, DECEMBEK 2, 1922 PHOTOPLAYS OF THE BETTER CLASS Don't Fail to See “The Eternal Flame” STRAND i TODAY—LAST TIMES 2:15, 7:00, 8:46 NORMA TALMADGE IN “THE ETERNAL FLAME” _EXTRA ATTRACTION TODAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY— OUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT REVIEWED IN SELZNICK NEWS PICTURES D man to walk down, had reached the bottom step workmen engaged in- tea: ing out the interior of the building had wrecked that flight of stairs and they Wwere no more. 2 The gentleman was Judge Lucius H, Fuller, for over half a century a-resi- £0 up the old” flight of stairs .and.walk down again did not realize that it was a solemn.-ceremony of farewell. The judge came to Putnam back.in All the New and Old Engines Shown Including the Fire- men—See Them ! FRIDAY, SATURDAY—2 FEATURES CHARLES RAY IN “SMUDGE” A TYPICAL RAY COMEDY WITH A MYSTERY TWIST —ALSO— THEHI:EST B R E E D THEl :EST | THEATRE TODAY—FRIDAY AND SATURDAY WILLIAM S. MUSIC WHY CAN'T WE HAVE Why can't we li And give of courag: POETRY IT ALL THI YEAR? This time of hope and Chr { peace on earth, good Why can't we have it all the year? Why can't we live the new way then! Why can't we keep the torch alight, kindled at the Christmas fire, Which, though a gas log, burneth brigh In every home and each desirc? e, as live we must, And love a little by the way. faith and trust, As almost all do Christmas day? MAYFLOWER. Thunder our thanks to her—guns, hearts and lips! Cheer from the ranks of her, 1868 and within a few months after his arrival in town, an insurance -business, building, the National floor. built an office adjoining his residence on Church strest. Judge Fuller leased a part of his hold- ings to the late County Sheriff Charles H. Osgood. Another occupant of floor at thé time was Attorney Charles E. Searls, now State Attorney and dean of the Windham County bar. For six years the top floor of the bank. build- ing was so occupled. When the dep: its of the Putnam Savings. bank reac ed the half million mark was quired by law to have quarters of lis own so the tenants above had to vacate to make way for the -savings bank. ‘When Judge Fuller saw that the . .oid stairway was soon to be removed he told the contractor in' charge that-he ‘would like very much to be the last per- son to walk down the old stairs. H thought little more about it but the con- tractor did not foret the request and when the time came, Tuesday morning, to rip out the’stairway, he called Judge Fuller to carry out his the judge's) wish and it was carried oyt according- Judge Fuller retired from the city court vench when he reached the age limit. During his half ceatury in Put- nam he has had. 2 hand in moulding the city and town. He was instrumental in getting waterworks, electric lights, ‘was the first republican mayor of Putnam | wheii it became a city, is a past noble grand. of the Grand Lodge of Odd Fa'- in the senate. has been industries - to locate here. the town and city for the past century and he is known to every .citi- zen of Putnam and = widely - known throughout - the -state. The conditlon of George McDonald, | the lumber-jack who had . his -face ‘crushed by a falling tree in & -wondlot at North Woodstock, Tuesday morning, Temains ' about the same. Malcolm Willey, student at Columbia University, who is spending the holiday. with his grandmother, Mrs. A. W. Mac- ! donald. Oak Hill, was In Hartford, Wednesday, to do some research work at the state library, Mrs. N. W. Kennedy of Eastford, who has -been abroad where she visited rel atives in England. has raturned :hom Miss Marion Shea of Worcester Is where he : established he leased ‘the whole of the second story of the bank and Savings banks being combtined on .the groumd The late G. W. Phillips also had a law office with Judge Fuller but soon the re- lows and has been district depity of the! district of the Masonic ‘order. He has, Tepresented the town .in the lower house, of the general assembly and-the district| Every public movement since he came to Putnam has had his hearty support and co-operation- and he instrumental in getting new His name is closely . interwoven - with . the -history of hait ALICE LAKE IN “HATE” " port. Mrs. Manm, who accompanied! him for the holiday wil remain for a visit and will go to New TYork before. Teturning - home. i Mrs. N. Waldo “Kennedy of Eastford! and her son, accompanied by Mrs. Alice! Kennedy of Putnam, will leave mext! Saturday by automobile for Birming- ham, Ala. There they will join nr.[ Kennedy, who is engaged in a member- | ship' drive. for the Loyal Order of{ Moose. . | Fruit growers in the Quinebaug v ley met in the chamber of commerce rooms, Wednesday, to form an orga: zation for the advancement of growing in the section represented ‘and: to, work out plans for cv-operative sell-, ing and advance their interests in er ating 2 better market. The organiz tion perfécted is to be known ‘as tI Quinebaug_Valley Fruit Growers A ciation. Officers were olected as fol President, Henry B. Buell, vice president, Dr. J, ‘Woodstock ; secretary and~ treas- urer, George E. Dean, North Wood i stock. A constitution and by-laws were | adopted. Superviser Lewls F. Battey of thel Putnam evening school makes his re- port for the month of December show- ing that the average attepdance ~has Deen 32.65. The report states that the! attendance has been materially lessenad| by the extra .evening work stores dur- ing the pre-holiday wee kand some of the pupils have. also-been working eve- nings in the mills. - The room formerly devoted ‘to Bnglish studies has Deen combined -with. the one ‘devoted to the intermediate "and advanced groups of nonEnglish. speaking . adults. On the final . evening before the holiday recess the . pupils: gathered for a few minutes in the assembly hall and listened to mu-| sic and a talk on How Putnam Got Its; Name. All who were able joined n singing America. Each pupil was pra sented -a. souvenir post card of a scené, in' Putnam. .- The contest inaugurated; in the :day school .to secure .pupils for; His only name was a cattle brand. His only reputation — bad! So it didn't seem so hard to shoulder the juilt of another’s crime. But the soul- stirring sacrifice he made — only a woman knew ! MOVIE CHATS — EDUCATIONAL €OMEDY AN ACTION STORY THAT .NEVER LETS UP'! BROADWAY TODAY—Friday, Saturday B. F. KEITH 5 —ACTS— 5 VAUDEVILLE ALICE BRADY “Anna Ascends” ALL NEXT WEEK Continuous Show New Year'’s DANCE — Friday Evening, Dec. 29th STATE ARMORY—NORWICH Music by THUMM’S DANCE ORCHESTRA THE ORCHESTRA WITH PEP Auspices of THE COMBAT TRAIN The Combat Train is trying to give the public the best in dance music and by doing so solicit your patronage. We do not kmock, we only boost. . YANTIC The largest family gathering held in the village Christmas was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Wheeler. Four generations were present among the thirty-seven mermbe of the fam-! The families of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Thompson and M and .\lxs.; Walter Thompson of Willimantle, the | families of Mr. and Mrs. Warren Thomp- son, Mrs. Carrie Kelly, Eugene Thomp- son, Mr. and Mrs. John Beswick and Mr. and Mrs. Warren Kelley an® Martin Hetherington of Fitchville; the famihes of Mr. and Mrs. Arthur man, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Kelly nd Jrs. Avery Miller, Mrs. Leonora Rose, Mrs. Angclina Thompson and Clinton Thompson of wich as well as Mr. and Mrs, Wace family, composed the happy gathering DANCE STATE ARMORY WILLIMANTIC, CONN. Saturday Nite, December 30th MUSIC BY SWANIE’S SERENADERS OF WORCESTER, MASS. AUSPICES Co. G, 169th Inf,, C. N. G. our Christmas Tree again Saturday Night—S8 to 12 HOUSE Ray Welch’s Orchestra INOVELTY DANCE Come back and dance around PLAINFIELD COMMUNITY 'va displ s ded December 21| ::‘,ih’e\l:“zfidf&zfez(";,i pupil secured | and the proverbial turkey with all the by Louls -Lavine .of Mechanic street.|"fiXings” was on the menu. A most en- The condition was that tne new pupil joyable time was spent and,many pic- must: attend at ‘least three times an® tures taken, some of which will be doub- thus ‘far he has been but once. When 1y prized becayse they have the mem- thé -condition “has been met the prige bers of the four generations in them. | will ‘go® to” Miss Torfey's room in fhe| _Harola Bentley has returned to his| 1stael Putnam school. nome in New York after spending the hol- “Through: thy kindriess of Ralph Smiith!idays in town with his parents, Mr. and ay ‘of’ material illust®ating = the Mrs. Wareham W. Bentley. méthod “and’ character” of evening pchool) John Proctor has returned from a brief Work: wis. displayed for a week In ‘his'stay at Westbury, Long Island, with his shop “window. A survey of ‘Putnam's Parents, Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Proc- foréign born citizens who canndt read tor. ¢ and write’ English is in progréss am Mrs. Frederick Healey of Allentown, personal -visits: are- being made tv se- Rhode Island has been spending a few ure -additiona] puplls for the school,|days in town the guest of Mr. and Mrs. ‘Arrangérjents have been made for Hermon J. Gibbs. ADMISSION GENTS 65c — LADIES 55¢ DANCE STATE ARMORY WILLIMANTIC, CONN. New Year’s Afternoon e AUSPICES Co. C, 169th Inf., C. N. G. Mmusic BY SWANIE’S SERENADERS a Ladies 50c—Gentlemen 75¢ New Year’s Dance SATURDAY, DEC. 30th MILNER HALL, Moosup GIVEN BY MOOSUP GIRLS’ CLUB ~. MuUsiC BY Sullivan Bros.” Orchestra f Soringfield, Mr., and ma of Jewett City, Mr. ladue. of Norwich. the guest of Mrs. A. S. Macdonald.. Oak| rally of the -French peopla h-.,,sx..—Jezne,l Hill - | Baptiste - hall, - Suriday. evening, January | J. Harry Mann. returned Tuesday-eve-| 7th, at whith R. C.- Deming, state di- ! Local members of the Fitchville Young Men’s Chwsistian Association attended a supper there Wednesday evening. OF WORCESTER, MASS. ADMISSION ADMISSION GENTS 85c — LADIES 65¢c eison. Mrs. Ell La- @, . p 8. Maynard and Thighter Beatrice. Mr. and Mrs. Alde amothe and-Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dubuc. One lears thia eariv of ome ot the ben- Htk“predicted fer-the territory served by # néw gtate highway between Danlelson il Rrovidence—a sharp advance in val- fn ' of farm property along the route. Skices Niave been jacked up 20 to 30 per sefiticover what they were two years ago. wheti the:moute’ was - little’ used; and the -atler ‘sparsely. settled territory east. of Seuth - K!lingly -was not- altogether at- iragtive, ullZot” that and “the remarkable building spurt; forecasted already is under way on thesRhode Island side of the line. VAt tils week's meeting of the board of Sivectors’: the Danielson Trust company belared a- semi-annual dividend of 3 per | s#nt. Preasurer Clfford H. Starkweather 78 very gatistactory six months’ joss: and ' prospects bright for- 1923. * [ndustlally, things are going along splen- 1§dly: ini this territory with manutactur- ng* operating on full time’ sched- flyfl;l! paying high rates of wages. .18 #he hardost. part of the winter over? A peculiar question for the first week of it aviriter,: but those' who- believe -in ojd-time signs’ gay that. is the prospect. We ly afterhoon a caterpillar was bssrved crawling -along the side of the Crystal Water. company’s building at the spraer of Maln and Hutchins streets, and w¥expert In‘weather. signs promptly went yer. to fovestigate the crawler's coat of *A e Broke out on my forehead ning from spending Christmas with. his| rector of_'Americanization, Will speak daughter, Mrs. Howard Knight, Bridge-|and ‘also Show ‘the moving picture, The Makin ‘gof an Amerlcan. There will also be an address in French. SQUTH KILLINGLY The local school closed Friday for the GENTS 65c — LADIES 85¢ entertainment was given, including a di- were guests of Mrs. Anna James O |gjogue and a tree filled with present for Christmas. the children. == The¢ new.highway has chaneed | fuzz for weather signs that are saild.to'be infallible. The saying is that if the head ewd of this particular kind of caterpillar, ghows more black than the other end, this may be taken as an indication that tail has the greatest amount of dark cal- oring, the late winter is.to ‘be the:most trying part of the season. It will ‘be"good news to people who believe in signi even to others who do not, but.like to be encouraged, that the caterpillar seen Wednesday was dark a third of the way. down from its head ang.-only: slightly | mottled the cemainder of its length. So that is one freely given forecast for Jan- uary, February and ‘early March. ‘A’ measure will be introduced in the | soon after the first ‘of the new year to give the horough of Danielson control over its sidewalks, relieving the town of this ;responsibility. This measure will, if passed, permit of undertaking a-sidewall bullding program-in the borough during the coming spring and summer, as. advo- catéd at the last annual borough meet- 5. From Soith Carolina to friends in Dan- ielson greetings came at-the holiday.from: Mr. and Mrs. Gordon A. Johnstone, for- company. Fi . Mrs, Henry Bodo of Carter street Imd members of the Treble. Clef club at her ::nmo for a ‘rehearsal” Wednesday - even-, ng. Heads Delegation To Peat ‘Conference Christmas vacation. In the evening the | Miss Maude Ochlers of Hartford and children under the direction of Miss |Eugene Oehlers of Holyoke were with Kelley, gave an entertainment in the | their parents here for the week end and church. Music was furnished by the jholiday. JEWETT CITY " There are: noievelobme,nls as yet in the early part of the winter is to:be the | hardest, and, on the other hand,:if the legislature that is to open its sessions Peace - the investigation - being. made by the state police -regarding the death of Thomas, McGuire in Voluntown. An'auto with blood: stained wheels was brought 'to Wolf's garage in Jewett City by the istate police and .is still there. - However, .iany vehicle passing over.the road .after| the accident might have struck the pool of blood. Few. more girls . wanted .on. - Foster winders. Apply A..B. Burleson & Co— adv. 7 Mr. and‘ Mrs.: George. Brown of Pa- chaug 'were ‘guests ‘of ‘Mr. and Mrs. Wal- ter Field on' Christmas t)l.ly. _Harold" Brickley” is at home from New- ark; N..J., for a week. * The- Ladies' -Soclety: of : the. Congrega- tional - church meets at ' Mrs. Walter Richardsén’s honie - this (Thursday) att- ernoon.. = Miss Mildred Montgomery of West Hartford and Miss Behtra Montgomery of the Bogton Domestic . Science school are spending”the holidays at their home in-Pachaug. 2 . < Mr.. and Mrs. -A. C. Burdick had as Christmas guests, Henry A. Richmond, merly of this place. Mr. Johnstone was|Mr. and Mrs. M. H. Bartlett, Neva and the agent here of the Danielson Cotton |Emma; Marchini,: Ernest, Mary and Ju- liette. Richmond. CENTRE GROTON . Mr. and Mrs. . Heffman Bailey and chlldren; Gladys and’ Arthur were. guests on Christmas. of - Giles' Bailey at .Glen- brook farm. : Mr. Lean Maniere and Mrs. Elizabeth Colver were. guests: on Christmas of Ray Colver of: Old . Mystic. ‘Mr. Clinton-Fitch-of New. York city was a‘guest of Miss. Anna J. Dewey" over Christmas. - R. Haley is imporiving in-the hospital’ where<she was. taken last week. Reunion held at the home of ‘Mr. and Mrs. .+ Thompson- on 'Christmas The\guests were Mr. and Mrs. Carl n, . Helen Thompson, Mr. “Thompson -and daughe Mrs. Lawrence Thompson and, famdly, ‘Mr.:and. Mrs, Solon Chap- man, Miss Bdna Chapman, Charles Chap- man. R = | - Miss - Beacon . who -ia_uldflfllu;h‘hvg- lage “school returned: home for o= thappy choir assisted by. the Misses Eunice and Emily Pike of Danielson. A tree was provided from which Santa Claus dis- tributed various gifts among the chil- dren after which oranges and candy were- given to all present. Saturday evening .Highland/ grange gave a Christmas party in Grange hall and inyited the children of the neigh- borhood to attend. Games were played and refreshments served. Burton Brown and Raymond Barlow spent Sunday fwith friends in Valley Falls. Gertrude Hall ofy Winchester, Mass., is . spending. the Christmas vacation at her home. y . CHESTNUT HILL Schools in the local district closed for the holidays with appropriate exercises on Friday afternoon. A fine programme rendered showing much labor and :;s.mkinx on the part of the teacher and co-operation by the pupils. It con- sisted of several dialogues, many reci- tations and Christmas songs. This<was all heartily enjoyed by=over thirty vis- itors, parents and friends of the pupils. Presents were removed from a well lad- en Christmas tree and the children made with gifts, por-corn balls candy. to her home near Putnam, Friday even- ing where she will enjoy a vacation un- til January 2. The post office at Chestnut Hill has! done the greatest’amount of work in its, An immense quanti- packages Meriden Mrs. history thi year, ty of jmail and parcel post came in on Monday. Mrs. Margaret Baldwin of was the guest of her sister-in-law, C. L. James for a few days recently. Mr. and Mrs. A. S. ‘Peckham spent Peck- Sunday with their son, Myron C. ham at his home in Manchester, ~ and | Miss Sheldon, the teacher, went Gurdon T. Chappell, with his- family visited his parents in Waterford Sun: day afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Davoll entertain- ed on Christmas day Mr. and Mrs. M. F. Davoll, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Davoll and Miss Mary and Mis Nancy Fuller of Liberty Hill Edmund P. Johnson of Norwich spent Christmas with his sister, Mrs. A. S. Peckham. One day last week W. H. Palmer dressed two fat pigs the two weighing over 850 pounds. LIBERTY HILL The church was well filled with peo- ple Saturday evening to gréet the chil- dren of Liberty Hill Sunday school and others, who gave a very excellent Christ mast entertainment. There were about 30 children that sang and recited Christmas selections. ' The choir sang from the pro- gram entitled Angels’ Serenade, based on favorite classics, which were well ren- dere. The Christmas tree was filled with Present for the children and the audience was treated to oranges, popcorn balls and candy. A collection of over 25 was taken for the Near East. Appropriate | remarks were made by Rev. W. S. Wool- worth and John Clarke, who is superin- tendent. Santa Claus arrived in time to give out the presents. 4 It is good sleighing but rarely one sees a sleigh. Fifty years ago nearly every- body had a sleigh and sleigh parties were all the vogue, buf the enjoyment of the children with their sleds is a great as ev- er and:sleds are as numerous. Automo- biles have largely taken the place sleighs. Day school days. Before closing a fine of inlhud Friday for the holi- Christmas Charies E. Goodrich and family visited | Mrs. Goodrich parents and family Christ- mas day in New London. William F. Hagvey of Norwich was guest of his mother and sisters Monday. There were family gatherings at the homes of Mr. and Mrs. John Clark, Mr. I {and Mrs. Winthrop D. Davoll and Mr iand Mrs. John Kinnaird's Christmas day The annual business meeting and roll call of the Liberty Hill Congregational church, will be held Monday, Jan. lst, 1923. - ROCKVILLE Wiltred C. Kenyon of Bayside'N. Y., spent Christmas at the home of his par- ents, here, Mr. and Mrs. Emory C. Ken- yon. Mr. and Mre. Elmer E. Kenyon were callers in Westerly Saturday. Fred Basg of Norwich spent Christmas Wi pis wite at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bass, of Ferndale. Frank M. Hill spent several days in Boston last week. -—— ask for Horlick's % The ORIGINAL Malted Milk The Original Food-Drink for All Ages. RichMilk, Malted Grain Extract dera Tabletforms, —— Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Goodrich and children, Charles, Jr., and Thelma, spent Christmas with ‘Mrs. Goodwin's parents in New London. Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Killourey, also Miss Georgilanna 'Flint of Willimantic, GRANDCHILD HAD CROUPY COUGH “My grandchild could get no eellet. whatever from a very bad croupy cough,” The Chelsea Christmas Club Peter Landis, Meyersdale, P: “yntf{l I gave him Foley’s- Honey and Tar. It is a great help for chest and throat trouble.” Coughs, colds, croup. throat, chest and broncMal irritations quickly relieved with Foley’s Honey and Tar. Contains' no opiates—ingredients printed on- the wrapper. Stood the-test of time, serving three generations. Les [' Osgood Co. ’ (THE LARGEST AND to all members keeping EXPRESS SERVICE e MOOSUP. — PROVIDENCE ~Trucks leave Danielson, morning tything received by us before $5.00 per week uhonnt;‘to “THE CHELSEA OLDEST IN NORWICH) INTEREST IS PAID 7 50c per week amounts to $1.00 per week amounts to ceeees i $100.00 to 6S BANK Norwich, Shout from the banks to her— Mayflower! Famous and best of our ships, Mayflower! Twice in the national story Thy dear name in letters of gold— Woven In texture that newer grows old— a home and winning the years foc ue, w aye; Cherished for cent Every heart dips Mayflower ! shipe. ‘Winnin ory ! Saili med fos uries, dearest today throbs for her. every flag First and last, best_of out White as a geagull she swept the long pa g the message Love her? O richer than silk Teu homing-bird flies with every eall More preclous nail of her. down faithfully ™t in her: we all gratefully every in her More than a name fleetest, Symbol of that which sweetest | than a keel stralghtest Emblem of that which and greatest ; More than a dove-bogomed sail to the € indward, ssing on while the night-clouds indward. TY plank of her! None shall take rank of her: Frontward or weatherward, nome cas eclipse Thunder our thafiks to her! the banks to her! Mayflower! Foremost and best of ouy ships John Boyle O'Rellty. HUMOR OF THE DAY “You say this is a costume play™ “Oh, yes. Laid in the quaint times of 1900.'—Loutsville Courler-Journal. Flim—Every dog has his day, - you know. mm—TYes, and every cat has hig night.—Exchange. “So your wife likes to have you ge shopping with her, does she™ “Yes, she/ gets me to make the se« lection and then she takes somethisy else.”—Boston Transeript. “Sir, 1 am a bill ‘collector.” “Then I can furnish you with one of the most choice collections in the world, an authentic. 1 thought you were after money.—Loulsville Courner-Journal. Little Edith—“Mamma, do¢s 3 0000« nut have milk in it?" Mamma—"Yes, dear.” Little Edith—"Weil, Llow do they milk it?"—Chicago News. . Miss Howler—I seldom tifink of my audience when I'm shging. Miss Rapp—But you ought to have some consideration for them, dear.~Bos« ton Transcript. When the plan of caterers to print all dishes on menu cards in plain Eng- lish is carried out, it will no longer be for a diffident diner o give ing the index -Birmingham than gold every man's true heart to us, sailing the is purest and [ More to us, gteering the is freest Cheer from necessaty the waiter his order by finger of his “right hand—] Age-Herald. One day small Freddie was called up- on at school to explain the difference be- tween climate and weather. limate,” answered the little chap, is what we have with us all the time, but weather only lasts a few days"— Chicago News. Old Gotrox—What's that! You really mean to-tell me you love my daughter for herself alone? Suitor—Y-yes, sir, but I think I eould learn to l-love you t-too, in time, sir.— Boston Transcript. “Hello! Hello! Is this yoy Mac?™ “Aye. “Is this Mac MacPherson I'm talking to?* “Ay; spekin. “Well, Mae, it's like this. I want to “All right. I'll tell him as soon as he comes . in."—The . Monitor. “There,” said Jones, “thers I8 a woman in a milon.” “So?" queried Smith. “Feminist? Politics?” “Nothing like it, but she will tell you or any one that she has more clothes than she needs and that she is satis- fled with her husband '—Richmond Times-Dispatch. “You'll never make a motor salesman.” “Why not, sir?” “You tried to sell that movie actor a fiivver, instead Of showing him the most expensive cars- we carry.” i “Don't misjudge me, boss. He just wanted something on -four wheels to drive over a clff”"—Birmingham Age~ Herald. KALEIDOSCOPE Successful “experiments in obtatning gas from peat have been conducted in Germany. - Monument No. 1 of those forming the boundary between the United States and Canagla, is on an island in the Pacific. Paz,” near the southern California. . jearly 200 shots from & . Portuguese gunboat were Tequired to sink a burme ing American-made conerete ship in harbor of Lisbon. b Mrs. Hideko Yamamoto, who has beem end. of Lady Bathurst has the distinction of Deing the only woman in' Engiand who owas a newspaper, the London Post, and she takes gn active part in its Mmanages that $10,000,000 wortk live stock haye been saved year by the destruction of