Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 22, 1922, Page 11

choice for ‘just one-half of the original price. "IN THIS SECTION YOU WILL FIND — NORWICH BULLETIN, FRID Y, DI'.CF.MBER 32, 1922 ?HALFFPRICE SECTION IN - TOYLAND *We h&ve filled one long section with . attractive gift merchan- dise; and from this ‘morning; until jt is sold out, you make youg, Dolls; Aluminuin Tea Sets, Tool Chests, Kitchen Cabinets with - Utensils and Groceries, Laundry Sets, Doll Furniture and Many OtherGlfts for Chnldren Gemflna Klddxe Kars . Were $1.98 to $3.75 HUMOR OF THE DAY “Moses had indigestion like you have, hothe?,” annouhced small Elinor at the Sunday dinner table. “Why, what makes you think 07" ‘quefiuohed her astonished mother. “Because our Sunday school teacher said ‘God gave Moses two tablets'.’ Everybody's Magazine. “This i5 the red tape bureau. 200 employes.” 1 di ot suppose you had work for'| “Oh, we have an excellent *system by Mmeans of which twe men ean do the work of one."=~Lanisville Coufier-Journal. Gertrude, aged .6, was going to the country to spend a week with her grand- parents. - The evening before d\panmg‘ she concluded her prayers thus: , Lord. 1 am going away for a ami I wish you would keep your eye on papa and mamma.®—Chicago News: /Richerd,” sald Mrs. Nagatem, “your Fanners are getting worse. Today Mrs. Smith’s I saw you take vour h: kerchief and wipe off the chais before you sat down. And, worst of a the darling little boy was watching ¥ > “Yes, my dear,” replied Mr. N “anl I was watching the darling little boy, too. I'm too old to get causght on that bent pin stuft.”—Housten Post. Mike—TI've been sacked Pat! Pat—Then what’ll ye do, Mike* Mike—T1l just go back to my former job. Pat—And what was that? Mike—=Lookin® for worl, London Answers. Traffic rule No. in Toklo, Japan, fol- lows: When a passenger of the foot heave in sight tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. your passage, tootle with angry vigor and y Words of mouth the. warning: begotra t— i , Bill, who was Iooking for publicity, you're a good press agent, but Low ar I l‘lo you know if you're-good?” 7 the applicant. “Am I good?, Sasjgonce I was press agent for a movie actréss and it wasn't more than a ménth | before they wouldn’t let me show her | lms any more. That’s how good I am!” —Detroit Free Press. “Your handwriting is verr bad in- deed,” edid a man to a younc college triend who was more addicted to'sport than study; “you really ought to learn to write” “Yes,” returned the young man s all very well for ¥ou to tell m- tmat; but if I were to write better people would be finding out how I spel.—London An- | ‘wers. KALEIDOSCOPE Elevator screenings, which grain ele- vators have been paying to get rid of, have been successfuly used to fattem ¥ sheep in Canada. " In the cemetery of a Pennsylvania town the following, sign appears: “All persons aré prohibited from picking flow- ers from'any but thefr own graves.” Scavengers were originally officials who collected scavage, a tax imposed in | many English towns on all goods ex-| posed for sale wititin their boundaries. A tiny flashlight motnted on the safe- ty razor helps the man {6 shave cleanly | and quickly, wise avaflable. ers. In France it is & penal offense to give any kind of solid food t6 a baby tnder § vear old, unless it ‘is prescribed in writing by & regularly qhalified medical man, L Trichinosis, a disease causéd by eating uncooked or imperfectly cooked pofk, in which the mieroscopic trichina parasite 1§ where light s hot other- | It was made for camp- 1 lodged, may be preverted by cooking the 491: ~ and ‘The ndmtmflw com! B. U.—Mrs. “Jesse Lefingwell ‘and ChaclesqL. faported the folloy mext six monthy: Pré *| Edward Keynolds afterided the fineral in Worcester. The Christmas. eamen will be !unday morning,. given by members of the Sun- day sehool, and by the ciir.: Rev. P. 8. Collins will pfuahschrm.mn 2 3 ‘I the evening. Mr. and Mrs. C. Emile Geoffrey of. Pino street and Miss Eisie Beard of Ben- jamin . street, Norwich, were Sundl-’ guests at The Old Homestead- farm. , i e B In Sterilising milk bottles; ‘ohe New York . dealer 'loses . $1,000,000- &.year in “|bottles broken during'tue .process be- cause .of pour construction. attendance competition which is mow go- Roay ind the Bioed' On Swndsy the . James P. Brown narrowly escaped ‘seri- | Reds and ous injury’ Monmday evening when the m stood Reds 934, and Blues 309. Ford car he was driving_crashed\into a| Mr. and Mfs. Rosecoe Murphy sand truck belonging to Fred Batnes of Mys-|daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Léren Murphy tic. on_Baker’s hill, Noank:” The truck|and daughter were week énd’ guests of was bringing -a load of lumber to the [ Mr. and Mrs. Perry lmlq\o( Brook. Noank shipyard and due to the icy ‘con- | street. e -dition of the-hill skidded directly-across| The Noank Fir the - street. Mr, Brown came over the !ed plaas for & brow of the hill #nd falling 43 see the | hail/the week of f,bus Christmas Bargams AT THE ' 1l perk thétoughly. Noiseless rubbef composition paving blocks estimated to wear fifteeri yéars and made at a price to compete with the ofdinary creosotéd wood - blocks, Have been ifivented in England. Five ‘thousand stars dre visible- with the naked eye. Through & powerful tele- scope fifty million can be seen. ‘It is said that there are many mmors etars- in existence which even our most powerful teléscopes can mot see The British houses of ‘pariianfent: cov- er an area Of eight acres, and have a river frontage of 940 feet.” They con- tain more than 500 rooms snd about the residences, Tesidenit pop- ulation being about 200, érs mato 1ate in July and in August, andupurtolnnnxmumwlod We have | It he still gbstruets | 9 cheer— stream— strand! | true! stars— ne, last December, Mrs. Fou- provided fof her cat Bean as fol- ‘lu‘\i . I befare my cat Bean he !is to have th best of care, | sicep on the table or window i} and ymot left out of doors at all, and $5 per month is for salmon, milk and meat. When ve a white | caske ard be buried in my lot in Achorn cmetery, and a small stone ut up for him costing $20." | rst—Portland Press Her: A sheep herder trap 3 fornia, re v was fined $10y -nd sem- !tenced to jail for stx months, The case was brouht to trial mnd settled within four weeks, The field operations im predatory animal work condmcted by | the h\(‘/'(vw[(’fi] survey of the Unsted ent of agriculture have interfered with by the | Stealng of traps, and it is believed that result of con iofis and heavy sentences the nuisance will be lessened. PLAINFIELD Mr. and Mrs. Samuel T. Butterworth [left Wednesday for' Florida, w heir r'vacation in ‘Orlando. A large number of Odd Fellows, meme of " Protection lodge, vere Charles t Wiliam 8. Hujchinson, Challenger, gr Teth- C. Michie, | master. Tk s derhonstration of work vital to the order and an Inepiring address given by the \vhl'mg officers. _ After the lodge méet- did eollation was furnished by SOUTH TH WILLINGTON Holman Hall was home for a few dayw the past week. Miss Sarah Wolstenholm has cecently | purchased an automobile. The December neeting of the W. C. T. U.-has-been -postponed -until mext thomth. Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Edwards were the reciplents of a card from Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Allen -of South Manchester announcing the arrival of a daughter, Jeanette Louise born on Dec Sth. Mes. W. H. Hall, Mr. and Mrs. F. Rus- sell Smith of Norwicha nd Miss Frances Hal] and Holman Hall will spend Christ- of eight months, much longer than most animals of the same group. It was foc- merly - thought that their breeding sea- gon was in the fall or winter, the yysag Deing born in the spring: By a wilt filed In_the Knox county It’s*Santa Claus that’s calling, SANTA CLAUS CALLING Take the next train blowing at the crossing bound for It’s morning of the spirit and the Christmas hour is near! Take the next boat leaving from the old dock down the It’s sunshine on the waters of the magic seas of dream! Take the next bright bubble as it blows from fairyland— It’s bound to float you safely to the golden Christmas hke the next thought winging on its fairy flight of dew— s happiness forever when the Christmas dreams come Take the next bus rolling down the streets of shops and and he wants us on his car! — B. B., in Baltimore Sun. Lady Violet Astor Wife of Major John Jacob Aster, who made a campaign pledge fn England to remove all of his mll- lions from the Uhited States to that country. Mre Adlor wis the widow of Major Lord Charies Mer. cer-Nairne, .who was kifled in se tion dufing the war, més as the guests of Mr. and Mra Wi | llam LARGy MéBee of ASams, Mas. CROSS-CUT SAWS Simonds & Atking T. H. ELDREDGE 55 WATER STEEET Christmas Suggestions GH‘TS IN'-FQOTWEAR FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY e e e e e e FOR MEN— DRESS AND WORK SHOES — PATENT AND CALF . OXFORDS — FELT AND LEATHER SLIPPERS — SHEEPSKIN ‘SLIPPERS — BALL BAND RUBBER BOOTS—HIGH MSBOI’S-.-OVERSHOB. "FOR WOMEN— rmmnucxcfimovonns snwm MODEL PUMPS, IN PATENTS, SUEDE, . KID, CALF AND SATIN—OVERSHOES IN SEVERAL S'm.m counsmsm:mm»\vmoscom— Wms—snmmmcomm :