Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 15, 1922, Page 9

NORWICH BULLETIN, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1922 —_— HUMOR OF THE DAY |zt o s oy ome bo s o] RALEIDOSCOPE | Jogpoy g st st roc THE PLAUT-CADDEN (0. mu riade. “The _stick- up men told him it he! Sonth Ameiay @nd Africs wers con- m while 2 dmflfis i3 fiififl‘;«".flfi“. S’J‘e:,aw'l@n have plenty of money next timie| nected by land A the eal past, The moving pirls are ocounter-balanced o {thes held him up, they'd shoot him.’—| some eeieftists say. Wood—What in the vefld do you warit | American Legion Weekly. of dmgle. A 1§.000-volt tu:;c ° fofmer supplies a Reports Geriianty indleats that ¢ : with a lot of bosks Hke I gem't undesstand that new woman | i lP M:‘,‘ Bk tannn piaes in | v Do ik, the olddr of vhk:h & Akt 1ok v6 pave gomething to, read |néxt. dpor, remarked Mrs. Gadder. Fecenc. yeurs 1 the. utiisaelen o L mg‘ L S while I am walting for my wife to get| What's the trouble™ 5 nre&ed ot lmmoflm 1 Wtines. uia-, veady when we go out—Youngstown| “She calls herself a sseker after the 7 Delivers To Your Home a Genuine Victrola or Grafonola Qutfit Complete WITH 12 RECORD SELECTIONS, 6 DOUBLE FACE RECORDS, 300 NEEDLES, RECORD ALBUM, RECORD BRUSH, BOTTLE OF OIL. Take Advantage of These Remarkable Outfit Offers. Amy Victrola or Grafonola in Our Stock Can Be Purchased On the Same Club Plan and On the Same E a sy Terms, But Only For a Few Days More, So You Must Act Qesekly. e e s R T T R R il sted.” —-Bifimngham Age-Herald. Ba prs sontetiing overy A fashiodable woman who, to seve ex- Deesyed toeti, o sign of tuothashe. - o “;xm quiet.—Boston | Penses. collected her own rents, found | page been fmd n a skull thousswis of i w e Lok R0 one of the tenants in a bad humor. 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