Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, June 6, 1922, Page 10

iy CLOUDY TODAY; PROBABLY FAIR TOMORROW FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS D AheBulletim Norwich, Tuesday, June 6. 1922. GIVES ILLUSTEATED LECTURE HELD IN WLLINANTIC FOR ATTENPT 0 WRECK TRAN AT PHELP CROSSIG on the Land of the Midnight Sun was church by Mrs. Frank J. Burdick ON EXPERIENCES IN ALASEA A highly interesting illustrated lecture en Monday evening at the Central Bapuist ‘Woonsocket, R. 1., who spent four years on, no cap and no mittens. 1 £ilt wan- | NORWICH ASSESSMENT MAP derfully invigorated, keen and alive. wasn't really cold but before 1 gou there I found my fingers and cars ting- e |ling. of chechakers don't have apy id2a how cold it is. Come here and ijok a: my ther- _White and ‘blue; running high jump, boys, red; running high jump, girls,. red nning high jump, . boys, white and blue; running high jump, girls, white and blue; baseball throw, boys, red; baseball throw, boys, white and blue, 1 WOULD. COST ABOUT $10,000 An assessment map for Norwica was the topic of discussion at a confer of the directors of the Norwich Chamber of Commerce, the taxation committee uf That noon, a neighbor said® “You S | mometer.” 1 said, ~OR, mo, your ther- |the chamber and Albie L. Hale o th|""Community games—Scoring for pupil 5 v i in Alaska. The Jecture was eiven under | mometer must be wrong. 1t cani be |board of assessors Monday moon at thelevents: 3 for Arst place, 2 for second; Seipne. school and the attendance was large. 20 below.” But 1t was, and that cxper:| Wauregan “house. : " third, ~Head scorer, Byron Monday night the air pressurs was | “. hool and ihe attendance was JaTEe. o|ience shows you how little wo feel lem- | "The meeting Was presided over - by|Ames; judses, James Lane, Roy Kellars high over the western Atiantic ocean and westward to the Mississippi valiey and low along the northern border and in far western districts. Warm weather continued during Mon- Say over the northern states. Thers have been showers within the last 24 hours in the Atlantic states ex- cept New England The outlook Is for continued mild temperature and generally fair weather (Special to The Bulletin.) Willimantic, June 5.—George Leslie Roswell, ‘30, of Mansfield Center is being held ‘for court here tomorrow, charged with attempting to wreck Train accommodation, from Boston. this city Saturday night at 6.12 o'clock. by placing two raiiroad ties on the over- head bridge about three-quarters of a mile_above Phelps' crossing near North ‘Windham. 3 Roswell was arrested by County De- tective Willam E. Jackson, Officer James J. Les and Railroad Detective Robert Hodkins, who followed up a ciue that Roswell had been seen coming from the railroad in that section -Safurday night about the time of the attempted wreck. beautifully colored. Mrs. B ok Case. In part she said; 1 confess that it was with sinking feeling at the heart that June 5, 1908, T boarded a steamer Alaska. at that time a camp of 5,000 Each day we found growing presented to the audience by .ames L. a Jittle Our destination was Fairbanxs. or 8,000 people, a little farther north.than Nome but inland from her nearly 1,000 miica. a little was | B¢ peratures that you would fairly frecze . Our air is so dry that 40, 50, 60, 70 Charlés F. Wel president- of _the chamber. He introduced H. E./ Rich- ards of the Richards Map Co., of Spring- T. Garrison. Starter, F. T. Wilson. _ L. | ““The mottoes for the day are: Cleun . Ever; il heip his and even 90 below as it was cnes when |feld, who gave an instructive talk on | siuser Lo au the berh It san: Bester te I was ti @ is gndurable. When 18 | the 'vlus of assessment maps. Mr.|ls i e e onto 65, 7u and’ pelow that, we feel it |pichards exhibited samples of Absesse |1 p e S e I e £OF | pretty keenly. When the air frecz:s tull Iy; JKeep the grounds clean: Clean! and feel is a but with considerable cloudiness during | trip and upon their return will reside | " The officers, who learned that Roswell|longer. Wonderful sunsets lasting from Tuesday and Wednesday in the states | in Occum, where the Eroom I8 em- |uaq working on & farm at Spring Hil,|8 to 10 or 11. .While away on the north- | o5’ o east of the Missiasippl river. ployed. e nera® and “charged Roswell with |€Fn sky a peculiar white light, which was | o Winds— North of Sandy Hook: Moredate sauth and southwest winds and overcast thick ther Wednesday. Sandy Hook to Hatttras: Moderate eoutherly winds, generally overcast weather Tuesday Foreeast. For southern New England: Cloudy Tuesday: Wednesday fair, mild temper- aturt Observations in Norwich. Bulletin's observations show the in temperature and The following changes barometric changes Monday Ther. Bai . 60 2070 22 29.80 70 29.80 Generally fair. Fair, warmer, Predictinns for Monday Monday's her : n evening. showers STN. MOON AND TIDES - Il Aigh 1l Moen Tises. | Sets. || Water.|| Sets. Standard Time.) % ol a m o1 58 53 I L3 25 14 ‘e waler it is low T's flood tide. Fred Knowles has =old his proper- Caroline. Martel. S ent of the court tomorrow, | moment of darkness. Gardens are plant B Gt vty TRmpk o o o Dr, and Mrs. T. G- Cavanaugh and Alorzo. Tiomwelt, his father,. visited. tha| o4 the st week in June. ~ Sometirics Maria Caisse. GGHLAN ASihStte: 36\es Titacia; Bgcie ] s L b ; we have lovely warm weather all through | S X truckload and several sutomobilee | LG5 Gt d Fuor of Central Fails, K. o oy Tt e manding 10| September. One of the jokes up ther full of docal fane B teor R Sunday|L: Were guests Sunday of Mr. and|son, who, he claimed, had not left his !0 ell & new comer thal tn Taftville team to mantic Sundsy | Nirs. Napoleon Parent of South Front|farm dusing the. time mentloned lettuce in the morning and eat it before to see it defeated by the ma; Street, making the trip-in thelr mot- e e - ;ngmh Y can, as they have 50 pight organization o - —— or_three months. Miss Louis sxmgzhn(l ‘:‘o:' g’:’c“:ue: Mr. and Mrs. Charles Chapman of Party at Oakdale. The Fairbanks boys each year play Hospital Tralning Scnoo e home of | Norwich were Sunday visitors at the! A social gathering was given Sunday |the Dawson bovs a series of baschail spent the week e Mary Sigrist of | home of Mr. and Mrs. Luther D. Pac-|at the home of Miss Goldie Ornstein, |52m% beginning June 22nd, at mid- T g e sl g ket ot (NostRi AL Sieet: {Oakaale, with about 25 friends present | Faomurs ake tnee mtores et ad L%E- > treet. omas Sharples of Berkeley, R. L,|from Norwich, New London and Oakdal ey e Bane B e ot jter-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. John D.|Smotrich, Miss Viola Rosenberg, Misses | (e bioschore. ouild omagod o those on e Tanguay of St Hyacinth, | Sharples of North Front Street, Sun-| Dorothy and Miriam Sechter, Miss Ber- | the svat and (on the mo e 1o e Canada. formerly of this village in the | 985 SREA tha Kinig, Miss Charlotte Niderman, | ieep off the mosquitocs, which it seems, Fuest of his brother-in-law and sister,| A slight accident in which the auto- | Perey Ki Asa Hyman. The host-|would rather eat them than watch the §ir. and Raymond Girard of | mobiles of Raymond Geer and Arthur | esses were Pratte Avenue. re| One beautiful mornin; Setober: my. The Artisans held their regular|Front Street Sunday afternoon. Mr. ¢ Miss Smotrich, Miss ®rnstein, | first wvinter in the country xtfm’b:.: i monthly business meeting Monday | Desjourdy's car lost a wheel and Mr. olovsky and Miss, Lifshitz | the school two blocks away where I had o T Sl e were enjoyed. a class, with an unlined cravanets coat William Moors of New Bedford, Mass, was a recent guest of his brother and sister-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. George Moors of North Fourth Avenue iward Bergeron of Bristol, Conn., spent the week end with his brother- in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Jo- seph Paquin of North B Strest. Troop 4, Boy Scouts met Monday svening in their rooms in the Sacred Heart School Building, under the di- rection of Scoutmaster Rev. Henri F. Chagnon. Viet the week ther, Mrs B Street Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Girard bave purchased one of the building lots owned by Mr. and Mrs. John Reeves of Providence Street Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Carignan have returned from their wedding trip and are at the home of Mrs. Carignan's mo Mrs. Esther Adams on North Caron of New London spent nd at the home of his mo- Mathilda Caron of North B Etreet A new cement wide-walk is being ront of the residence of Mr. Edmund Proulx on Hunters Avenue George N. Beardow of Providence Etreet spent the week end at his sum- mer home at Pine Grove, Niantic. The Monday Community Sewing Class met evening In the Red Cross n the Ponemah Building. Heap of South Front isitor in Hartford early An elaborate June wedding took place Monday morning in St. Joseph's “hurch in Occum, when Miss Nettie Markewitz, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Markewitz of Versailles became e bride of Wilfred Peltier, son of and Mrs. Ernest Peltier, the cere- meny being performed by Rev. Fred- DesSureault, pastor of the t a nuptial high mass, assist- . 0. Bellerose and Rev. Chagnon of Sacred Heart teville. The church was fill- es and friends of the The bride was hand- in white canton crepe shadow lace. She wore a veil caught up with orange blos- nd carried a bouquet of bride’s lilies of the valley. The best ma orge Peltier, brother of the groom. The maid of honor was Miss Markewitz, younger sister of the e wore an atractive gown of wer brown ean poses. The b Anthon: Kns ack Fown was sridesmalds we 1 Miss Bertha Connors and 3 Tt DesSureault, daughter of M Arthur DesSureault. . and Miss Thibeau gown was of Alies hlue georgette, Miss Connors wore pink georgette, ind Miss Cotter, tomato ton crepe. The flower girl's dress was pirk and white net, and she carried a basket 3t pink and white sweet peas. The s were Hector Thibeault, Bu- yene Russell, Harry Peitier and An- ‘hony Kosteck. Following the cere- mony there was a wedding breakfast and reception at Totokeit Hall, where an orchestra rendered. popular selec: tions and played later for the dsne- Ing. The groom's gift to the brids was + diamond pendant, and to- the best man he presented a stickpin. The ushers received gold pleces. The bride’s gift to the groom was a watch and chalm, to her maid of honor she presented dlamond earrings,' to the matron-of-honor, the bridesmaids and the flower girl she gave 1 beads, The wedding was attend fom New York, Boston, New London ’od Willlmantie. Amang the many Bifis which included linen, silverware and household furniture wero mud. stantial checks from both the parenta John H. Murphy of Merchants' Av- enue spent the week end in Hartford, Conn., the guest of his hrother An- thony Murphy, a student at St. Thom- as Seminary. Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Clartier of Moosup were Sunday guests of Mrs. Chartier's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jo- seph Fregeau of Providence Street. The fences of the mill property on South B Street are being painted. Frederick - W. Stone of South A Street was a week end visitor in New London. g Thomas Greenwood, -Jr., of South Front Street has accepted a position with a Norwich grocer. ‘Willlam Shea of Occum Road spent the week end at the home of his par- ents in Pawtucket, R. L Miss Rose Murphy returned to Wil- limantic after passing the week end with her parents, ‘Mr. and Mrs. Den- |nis C. Murphy.of South A Street. Steamehip Wurtemburg, on which a | number of local people sailed about two weeks ago, was:reported as dock- ing at Hamburg on June 1st. Joseph Rivest is' enjoying a vacation, A number of local people were in the attempted wreck. At first Rosweil denied knowing anything about the plac- ing of the ties across the tracks, saying that he had returned to his home Satur- day afternoon by the way of Jackson strect, this city. When confronted with the story of his being seen in the vicin- ity of the bridge he changed his story, the officers say, and admitted bemg re- sponsible for the attempt at wrecking the train. In his confession to the officers Ros- well said that he was in Willimantic Saturday afternoon and left soon aftr 4 o'clock, walking up the Failroad_tracks On reaching the overhead bridge he saw some railroad ties and thought it wouid be something to do if he could place the ties on the track as he had seen done in motion pictures. ‘He hauled one tie to the bridge and placed it crosswise of the tracks, using a second tie to brace the first tie and prevent the engine from Indging it from the tracks. the ties had been placed he saw the train coming and ran away, watching the effect of his work from a distance. He pleaded with the officers for len- iency. Roswell, according to the officer for there we found no night at all. dle of a summer's day. It did house at 1 ‘or 2 in the morning vea Iwithout a light. - We arrived at banks at midnight, July Gth. The was shining as brightly as at midday seemed like a deserted village. ‘We found two good hotels, 1 fine electric lights, two greenhouses, an to-date modern school, daily news cable and wireless and forty miles of ing creeks. ments lasted for several days, so we Soon ATer | principal streets. Saloons? Oh, yes, we had them. ort country indeed. Garden that only a few feet under them was their home upon: thelr return from | their wedding trip. He is the son of Dr. Louls I Pratte of Hunters' Aven- ue. Albert Trole of Providence Street 1s_enjoying a short vacation. to wreck the train is an ideal one as Train No. 113 makes time at this point and only for the watchful eye of Engi- neer Howden a gerious wreck might have resulted. As it was the ties, which were oid ones, were knocked about a for cucumbers and $1.00 a pound cantaloupes. er, cents as that was the smallest pie money in the country. spoken of as two bits, four bits, six funeral of Mrs. Belval's mother, Mrs. vail being set for his release, to await|9f May to the Middle of August, not hottest game. Desjourdy figured occured on South Refreshments w explained when we arrived at Dawson sun sank behind a hill for «bout an hour, but it was as broad daylight as ina mid- secm strange to -see someone sitting his hi ¥air- yet every store was closed, the shades were down at the windows, the dogs lay asleep in the streets and the sound of our foot steps was fairly startling. department, police protection, steamn heat, road running from Fairbanks to the min- ‘We found the Fourth of July entertain- ticipated in the gala scene on ‘gne of the the dance halls and gambling dens of pi- oneer days were a past feature. A strange vegetables we found growing luxuriantly and we learned Willimantic Monday = to. attend the|S¢rved time in Tolland jail for shoot-|peiually frozen ground. It was rather | Pratte-Archambeault . wedding. Mr,|!ng at a girl In Mansfield some time| gisconcerting until you got tsed to it, to Pratte is & resident of this village |3&°. 7 have to pay from 75 cents to $1.25 a where he and his bride will make| The place where Roswell attempted |pound for tomatoes, $1.00 to $1.50 apic Other vegetables were chap- but nothing could be had under It was always Mr. and Mrs. Philip Belvai of Riy- |hundred feet 'and the roadbed consids|and a dollar. erside Grove haye returned from Broc- | erably damaged. We have lovely spring weather about ton, Mass., where they attended the| Roswell was held Monday night, nolahe middle of April and from the middie The | j At ding sun and two 1t the tion up- by rail- ~| men par- wha But per- for figh of bils e 80 Glasses of foaming, sparkling, popping, thirst- quenching Root Beer 31 25. for O, boy, how good it tastes on a sultry, hot day in_summer—and how good it is for you, that bottle of home-made root beer—when it’s made with - WILLIAMS \ KD in 2 Ben oo ‘Root . BeerExtract You'd travel many- agw;ary : you’d find anything more delicious or more refreshing than this old-time,: healthful beverage made of* wholesome roots and herbs that give it just the tang and zest that make you smack your lips a.ndask‘for more. And it’s such fun making your own root beer—it’s justlike a regular picnic at home. All you have to get is a 25c bottle of Williams’ Concentrated Root Beer Extract —some sugar and yeast—then add water and follow the simple directions plainly printed on the label of the Williams’ Root Beer Extract. But be sure to get Williams’ —the genuine concentrated extract made in Hartford, Connecticut. : THE WILLIAMS & CARLETON CO. Hartford, Conn. " Williams’ Cocoa Williams’ Spices Williams’ Extracts Williams’ Tea House Tea 1 Williame’ Charter Oak Coffee of frost =o that it resembles a heavy fo. Mrs. Bruce went on to tell of the va- rlous methods of mining gold and describ- journment was taken to Bushnell chapel Where ice cream and cake were while the Sunday school orchestra enter- tained with a concert programme. At a late hour last Saturday night employed In a restaurant and the oth- er a salesman, found themselves en- gaged in an argument as to which was merous party of friends, to a secluded neighborhood, where eventually staged after a number of false starts and any amount of argu- quiet of the street and sent windows in several houses popping up to see The racers were coming down the course neck and neck when the sales- man found he was losing some of his quarters that was responding to the telephone call from a resident of the peighborhood who thought that a bid ment maps and charts of other cities and also exhibited an atlas of the city of Portland. Me., which he has made. His company. he said, has made mlfiol Springfield, Worcester, Providenes W rence, Lowell and a part of Boaton. Mr. Richcrds said-he estimates that an assessment map for Norwich would cost between $8.000 and $10,000. This would not provide for an exact survey map but the map would be sufficient for ail practical assessment purposes. Mr. Richards said he will coms. ty Norwich within a short time and make a map of & small section of ‘Nor- wich as a sample of his work. is next to Godliness. The teachers of the schools taking part are ‘the: following: Center school, Helen Malona: Pond, Ida Favro; Gates Hill. Octavia Kandelky; Harris, Rose Solotaroff; West Road, Lawrence Spen- cer; White Birch, Violet Rogers. it @irly burns your skin and yon like you are breathing fire, then that dangerous cold. ome of the many rich strikes that been made. the conclusion of her lecture ads HOWARD CLINTON RUSS OFFICER OF MATINEE CLUB It was noted on the society page of the New York Sunday Tribune th#t the aiutial meatig 8¢ dlie Mankattan Mar- ihe Wal- MRS, served » inee. club ‘was held Monday n Settled by Footrace dorf-Astoria .when ofticers Mrs. Frank H. Scradefield choice for president, to succe»d Mrs. J sie Emerson Moffat, who' has gune Japan. The fourth vice-president elected was Mrs. Howard Clinton Russ, formerly of Norwich. Monday, June 26, a tea and receptt:n will be given In the Waldorf-Astoria 41 the newly installed officers und the mem- bers of the club. Mrs. Russ is chairman of the reception committee. well known Norwich men, SALEM SCHOOLS IN COMMUNITY FIELD DAY Under the auspices of the state board of education a community and field day is to be held at Salem on Friday, June 9. Frank T. Wilson is supervising ogent for the district. : The following will be the programmie to be carried out, all time standard time: 9 m., parade ‘of schools; flag sa- lute; Star Spangled Banner, verses 1 and 3; school singing: community sin ing; addresses, Mr. Gifford, master one faster sprinter. To settle the ques- they soon adjourned, with a nu- the race was t that broke into the night-time NEWLY ELECTED MAYOR 1S TO BE SWORN IN TODAY 5 Milo R. Water. who was slectsd mayor Salem grange; E. W. Jones, Goshen;|Monday by the democrats uf Norwich, is Mrs. Woods, Stonington; music; Roy E.lto be sworn in today. Mr. Waters was Keller, county Y. M. C. A. secretar; - | kept too busy Monday night participatiug t the matter was. clothing and had to come to a dead|F- Johnson, county agent; L. T. on - the democratic celebration of their stop and concede the race to the res- |5on. Tegional supervisor of schools; indi- | victory to find time to be sworn in. taurant man, who sprinted across the|vidual athletic contests, reds, whit finish line in winning form, and the |blues; lunch. At Washington Commencement entire party quickly faded away into| 1 P. m. Walter Camp contests, all| Gavin gonnor of Lincoln the blackness of the night just ahead |schools; all up reiay, girls: potato race,|in Washiigton, D. C., att of.the patrol wagon from police head- |boys: carry relay, mixed; sack relay;:|mencement at the Catholic University, standing broad jump; folk dances, Pond, Center. Harris: 40 yard dash, girls, red;|class of 1921, also visiting his brother, 40-yard dash, boys, red; 60 yard dash,|Joseph P. Connor, Jr., a student at the girls, white and blue; 60-yard dash.|university. from which he was gradnacsd with the t was in progress in the street. Osion /1o1e e Romiacs/ Reid Phes (b.com'| A DAINTY ORIGINALITY Brings These Summer Fabrics Into Prominence When Summer comes—you will not have time to make the pretty frocks which you desire. When Summer comes—you will need those pretty frocks which you did not make. Better get busy right now, and when vacation time comes be ready to step right out in your new hot weather finery. 3 “ Here Are a Few Which Are Particularly Good = FANCY RATINE COLORED INDIAN HEAD ~ ‘PRICED AT 79c A YARD PRICED AT 49c A YARD For the Sport Skirt, it fills a crying need, as Indian Head has replaced dress linen where it is really tub-fast, and wash day will not a less expensive fabric is desired, and to the harm it. The pretty plaid effects in charm- eye there is but little difference in appear- ing colors lend themselves to the styles of ance of the two. We show it in five of the the present and will be found most adapt- best colors, all of which are guaranteed fast. able. PLAIN RATINE RATINSPUN SUITING PRICED AT 59c A YARD PRICED AT 59 A YARD Really a 79¢ fabric, firm in weave, and with A pretty basket weave fabric, with an ex- the characteristic “nubby” finish of the true traordinary silky finish. 8o far it has ratine. It is a yard wide, ag are most of the proven one of the season's most pleasing skirting and dress fabrics, and we shaw it novelties, the weight being just right for in pink, rose, lavender and green. many of the new sport garments. Shown in seven of the best shades. TWO-TONE HOMESPUN PRICED, AT ‘50 & YARD NON.CRUSH LINEN SUITING To securs the “homespun effect, ‘white PRICED AT 95¢ A YARD threads are alternated with the colored in If real linen is required, there is none better the weaving, the result being a rich two- than this non-crushable, all-linen suiting tene coloring. We show it in the two best and the price is really very low. We now —Oxfiord, and Honeydew. The width is 36 have it in ten of the summer colorings, and inches. it is all one yard wide WE HAVE COMPLETE STOCKS OF GINGHAMS, TISSUES, VOILES, CREPES, PERCALES, DIMITIES, AND MANY PRETTY NOVELTIES WHICH ARE DESIRABLE THIS SUMMER. R s S Nevee, though (e % 3 ler nor. the darkest war Leabe"s Whitin tracke: Nobly dare the wiidest, storm. n:r?v? £ ?.;#:;:I;Fflk"u arm, When the -w‘lzu,efld and dark, Kei aim ip view, “mark Every wave that bears you on . To the silent shore, From its sunny source has gone - Ty return mo more: - Then let-not -an- hout'scdelay Cheat you of your due: But, while it is called today, Paddle your own canoe. it your birth denied you weaith, Lofty state and pawer, Honest fame and hardy health Are u better dower. - -~ t sulice, Teteritig prize. - cange. ’ But if these wiii not Golden gain pur: And. to win the Paddle your- Would you wrest the wrea From the hand of Would you write ‘a-deathiess namé Wiith the good and great? Would you bices your fellow-men? Heart and soul imbue With the holy tagk; and. them Paddle youe “own -canoe. Would ¥ou crash the tyrant wrong, In the worids free fight? With a- spirit brave and sirong. Battle for_the right; ains (hat bind And to break the cl The many to_the few, * To_enfranch'se ‘slavish mind— Paddle your-own canoe. Nothing great is lightly wen: Nothing won ;is jost ;. vod deed, nobly done, repay flre edst. Leave to heaven, In humbje trust All you.wtil 0 do: But *f you succeed. you must Paddie your own canoe arah T. Dolton. THE MEMORIAL. WWithin a marble hail he sits g The carven figure jellin= of his tof The travail of a people on his Apd tested Vigor in (he mipews of By nds. n cin bulld: ha What ma What art portray, is here: Within another room he sits A smile of benedict’on on hig 1 An_all-suffusing glory In his fac A mien full stately in humility. The iron of sincerity within his Breast Softening at need, when pity spoke, of ove, H/s humanness and holiness” enshrined, Secure against the buffeting of timé, Secure within a house Not made with hands. —Sherwin _TLawrencs Transeript e, Cook, in Bestos HUMOR OF THE DAY “Stenographers and telephone girls | have united for political purposes. “Give us the full vanity bag—ls that the ery?"—Louisviile: Caurler-Journal “Mamma, what's in the package™ “While af-the buteh dear, 1 got some Tights for the cat “Mamma, if 1 ate iights-could 1 see in the dark like Kitty?'—Boston Transoript “Shie says she gets- &l her gowns in Paris.” remarked Miss Cayenne. What do you think of them ™ “I think that in spite_of all her griefs and perplexities Paris evidently retains 3 sense of humor.”—Washington Star. Jellybean—Liord. ‘man, “what happened to your bathing Suit? It's-all cut off ! That's the way my girl gave it back to me after I lent it te her last week.—Exchange, 0id Parvenue—1f me daughter marrics . 111 disown her. Swell Suitor—Say; old chap; tha ¥ ‘1! be great! The effect of introducing you te my set wouid. ‘e disastrous.—Boston Transeript. Mrs. Naggs—1 know I'm terribly eross e. but if'T had my lifs to live over.again .1 should marry you Just the same. John Wiilie (with' fervor)—1 have my doubts about that, Maria —London Week- Iy Telegraph, B Maud says yoil are’ vunning ac! T don't have to. 1 can win in & walk” —Detroit News. The cook is leaving us to get mac. ed “Good. She'll soom know from some- body who won't be afrald 1o teil her how punk hef cooking really §s."—The Chris- tian Evangelist (St. Louts). Professor—Now, my dafiing young la- jes, I shall explain . somethi that should interest all of you. in re- zard to resuseitation. First, let me ask what you would do in case of an emer- after Giel in the Cliss—Why, r'a— a kimono.—Fiorida Times-Union. “That adnijrer of yours is heart-bBroken because you said ‘No' When he asked you to marry him. “He will be ail right in.a few weeks replied Miss Cayenme. “If T had said “Yes' it might have ‘taken him years to récover.”"—Washington Star. “It's a Bard dife,” said the traffie po- ~liceman. “What's the trouble™ ased the geuial gentleman. X T had to call down a fashionabls dame just now for violating & traffic law. The look she gave me was bad enoush, but the way her poodie dog.yawned In my cs was positively insulting.”—! 4 wam Age-Herald. . KALEIDOSCOPE - - More than two-thirds of the people of India are Hindus, Tobacco growing in Canada has made great progress in thé ‘last few years The art of making actificial eyes was known in Egypt as early at 500 B. C. Natives of New Guiriea plait their hair to protect their heads from club blows. One species of - chinquapin, or wiid chestnut, is, found in the Yosemite Na tional park. Furs of the value of more than $2,000 - 900 were sold by Saskatchewan trappers in 1920, L large sharks. weighing almost . tor each, have been caught in British Colum- bla wateré. . & At Pueblo, Col’, a red racer snake at- tacked an automobile, biting and pume- turing the tire. s The great s€d] herd "of the North Pa- cific, under. adequate portection, has in- :reased to 600,000. . Only seven raijfoads ifi Canada out of operaling paid diyidends in the iast fiscal year. The public water suppiy of Seattle, Wash, s chtatoed: from the. caretuily vatrolied Cedar fiver watershed. passed through 2 settling {ank and screen cham- ber and chiorinatcd... a barrier, gnd Rt ix believed that b present intfodultion is due to seeds u'l: ried By the thrush. -