Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 31, 1922, Page 10

PROBABLY FAIR TOD. g /AND TOMORBROW AY Notwich, Wednesday, May 31, 1922, ] THE W‘EATBEI- Cohditions. Falr weather prevailed Tuesday west of the Rocky mountains and over middle and northern sections east of the Missis- sippi river except Wisconsin. The pres- sure was high Tuesday night over KT, - England, the Canadian maritime prov- Inces, the plaine states and the gorthwest. The temperature was lower Tuesday from the northern lake regions southwestward over the upper Mississippi and middie Missour! valieys, the southern plains ates, the southern Rocky Mountain re- gion and diong the New England- coast. Unsettled, showery weather will con- tinue Wednesday and Thursday in the east gulf and south Atlantic states and falr weather in the sections farther north Wednesday, will be followed by unsettled weather and probably showers Thursday or Thursday night. The temperature will not change ma- tertally except that oooler weather will overspread the Iake region, the Ohio valley and Tennessee during Thursda: Winds. North of Sandy Hook: Moderate to fresh southeast and south, end fair weather Wednesday. Sandy Hook to Hatteras: Moderate to fresh southerly, and Weather fair Wed- nesday. Forecast. Southern .New England: Fair ay and probably Thursday; not much change in temperature. Observations in Norwich. The Bulletin's observations show the following changes in temperature and barometric changes Tuesday: Thet. Bar. 52 20.70 82 20.80 64 290.80 Comparisons, edictions for Tuesday: Fafr. Tuesday's weather: Fair; warmer; south wi SUN, MOON AND TIDES. [ Sun Il High || Moon Rises. | Sets. || Water.|| Sets (Standard Time.) a. An 418 ) i 2. | 18 18 . 418 Six hours after high water it Is low water, which is followed by flood tids. PR LREBEES GREENEVILLE Mrs. Eunice Taft of Boswell avenue, spent the week end with Mrs. C. F. Heap of Plainfield. Mrs. Richard Seed of Baker street re- | turned Tuesday after spending several days In New Haven and Bridgepoft. John J. Sheehy of Prospect street re-| turned to Danbury Tuesday, after spending a few daye with his family. Mrs. A. J. Bernard and son Allen of | §t. Regls avenue, are visiting in Water- | bury, Mrs. Bernard's sister, Mrs. Van-| femark i After living in the same house on Fourteenth street, for twenty-one years, Alezmnder Sutthill is moving this week to the§Elly block on Centrul avenue. TAFTVILLE Whifred Pollard of South Front street has mdturned from a week's stay at Biock' Islend, where he was the guest of hid brother-indaw and sister, Mr. and | Mrs. Wilbur Dodge. Mr. and Mrs: Albert TLeathers of| Planfisld were visitors in town Memorial David Sussier of North A street pas reétumed from senpding a few days n New York Misses: Florence and Bthel Cuveller of Terrace avenus have returned from a veek’s stay in New Bedford, Maass., where hay were guests of Mrs. J. Fornia. { Mr. and’ Mrs. Osten Ferguson of Hol- roke, Mass, were holiday guests of Mrs. Ferguson's brother and sister-inlaw, Mr. and Mrs. Allan Bogle of Providence street. The Ponemah mills resumed operations this (Wednesday) morning after having been clomed since lust Wednesday night. A number of of the members of Troops 3 and 4 Boy Scouts were in Norwich Tuesday to participate in the Memorial day parade Mr. and Mrs. Fred Knowles of Nor- h avennue have returmed from Wester- R. I, where they haye been the guests their son, Thomas Whitehead, for a week It has been announced that Rev. Henry Arnoid of Norwich will be the preach- &t the Taftville hurch, next Sunday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lee, former resi- dents of the village, mow of Willimantic, wic! > were in town Tuesday calling on friends. Mrs. Roy Clarke and Miss Marian Clarke have returned to their home in Ne wLondon after passing a few days ;with Mrs. Clarke's:parents, Mr. and Mrs. \Axel L. Aberg of North Statetr avenue. There will be a workers' conference at t % Taftville Congregational church Fri- A5\ evening Mrs. Thomas Crowe of South A. street Is %t her cottage “Kill-Kare” at Ocean Bea th. M.t and Mrs. Joseph Paquin and son Bdm gnd, and Miss Mary Bergeron of Nort)\ B street have returmed from an exten Bed stay in Bristol, Conn.. where they were the guests of Mrs. Paquin’s snd \iss Bergeron's brother, Fdward Berger bn Jam s McSheffery of North Slater ay- mue w ps taken to Backus hospital Tues- Isy aflernoos, suffering from a severs ittak of pleurisy. e e e ] Adamild as good health demands. 8 Ix § | ble cornet soloist with it in Pietro Capo- | | cluded several solo numbers by Mr. Ca- l Congzegational § \merica, the’ world field, 1Borganization, TROLLEY The “Qouble header” Jeweit City car due in Franklin square at 5.45 o'clock (standard time) Tuesday evening jumped the tracks near the city line on Boswell avenue. -~ The front car shot across the 'rm, coming to a stop against the cement { mixer which is bsing used on the road | construction work. A hole was ripped in the left front end of the car, the left lower step v-as broken. a hole was torn in the vestibule and the THREE-YEAR-OLD BOY I8 TERRIBLY BURNED Clarence Cote, three-year-old, son of Mr, and Mrs, Edmund Cote of 107 Roosevelt avenue, was terribly burned late Tuesday afternoon Rt his home when his clothes caught fire and were burned .from his body. It was reported that the small boy and another child in the family were In the house alone where one or the other got to playing with matches, setting fire to the child’s clothing. Paul Calande, who lives in the next house, discovered the Cote boy on fire, extinguished the flames and had a doc- tor caled. Dr. A, C. Freéman respond- ed to the call and had tie boy taken to the Backus hospital in the ambulance. The burns were most severe on ths boy’s back, chest and trunk and his con- dition is critical. ARMORY DECORATED FOR MEMORIAL NIGHT DANCE Many boat pennapts and flags hung overhead and the orChestra stand placed in the. center of the hall, with palms and ferns arranged for :its decorations. made pretty features at the state arm-| ory Tuesday night for the dance given by Battery B and the Woman's Auxil- iary of the American Legion. The Philharmonic orchestra of ten Heces, Michael D'Atri, manager, pro- vided a fine programme of popular dance numbers with a generous allotment of encores which were called for by the pleased dancers, ' C ITALIAN BAND CONCERT WITH CONCERT SOLOIST The Italian band, of which Pasquale Puca is firector, gave \an excellent con- cert Tugsday evening 'in Pulaski hall with a Jarge attendance and had a nota- diferro, who was with the Metropolitan podiferro, was followed by dancing. FELL FROM TROLLEY CAR IN FRANKLIN SQUARE While alighting from a Yantk car in ¥ranklin square Tuesday evening at 9.30 o'clock, Mrs. Mary A. O'Donovan of Church street lost her balance when the car suddenly jerked forward, and fel} into the street, = Mrs. O'Donovan received a cut on the back of her head. Dr. C. C. Gildersieve attended her and she was taken to her home. Her injuries are not serions. It is said she started to alight from the car before it had come to a full stop. DECORATED HONOE ROLL FOR MEMORIAL DAY The honor roll in front of the court house was . suitably decorated for Me- morial day by Superintendent Joseph J. Fields, who arranged on it two large| wreaths of magnolia leaves and poppies with two vases of boxwood plants and cupplied a bright new flag for the staff on the honor roll. ENTIRE NORWICH POLICE FORCE WAS ON DUTY Every one of the 24 regulars on the Norwich police force was on duty f Memorial Day except one man who was out of town. They were calied on to supply the squad that marched in the parade and were stationed on traffic and patrol duty in different parts of the city. 22 / State Sunday School Delegate State Sunday School Secretary Wallaee 1. Woodin™~Hartford, will represent Con- necticut at the sixteenth international Sunday school convention in Kansas City, Mo., June 21 to 27. The convention expects to welcome more than 9,000 delegates representing 1,677,695 Sunday school officers and teachers and 12,026,246 pupils from ail parts of the United States and Canada. The general! theme of the convention will be “Building . Together” through the home, the churck, the community, North co-operation, religioues evangelism. educatio and Warren Lee G Here. Warren Lee Goss of Rutherford, N. J.. made his annual visit to Norwich to b with his .comrades of. Sedgwick post on |’ Memorial day and is the guiest of his old friend, Henry C. Wright - of 230 Franklin' street, NORWICH TOWN At the First Congregational A church Sunday morning, Rev. Mr. Olcott of Hartford, representing the Amti-Saloon League, gave a most interesting talk-on the Provisions of the Volstead act. Dur- ing the service a letter of invitation from the president of the Norwich Rur- al association, to the secretary of the Norwich Town Men's League, was read, which urged the members and their fam- ilies to unite in the Community plenie to be held Friday evening, at Lowthorpe Meadows. Thomas P. Bacheler, president of -the class, was the leader at the session of the Men’s Forum, which discussed the question, When and How Should Wrong be Rebuked? The Young People's ‘lchrlsmm Endeavor society held a mi isionary service at 6.30, at which Miss | Winifred Huiburt of Groton, Young Peo- {ple’s secretary of_the Eastern Connectl- cut Branch, appeared in costume - and proved an interesting speaker. Gerald manning was the leader of the meeting. Europe Calls for the Gospel, Act. 16: . will be the theme at the Congregation- al prayer service: Thursday evening. Rev. James B. Aldrich, pastor of the Methodist church, preached from Psalms 11:3, It the foundation be destroyed, whan can-the righteous do? at Sunday morning worship. The missionary com- | mittee was in charge of the Christian En- | deavor service-at 6.45, which was follow- ed by a sermon by the pastor. Mr. and Mrs, Frank Golkowske had {as guests- Sunday, Mrs. Golkowske's | father, William Burgess and her brother- | in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Pollard and their son, Ernest, Jr., all of Lisbon, also her uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs, Willlam Rollinson of Conterbury, who motowed to Norwich Town. Mr. and Mrs. Edward A Smith and son Raymond, for the past few years resi- dents of Rockwell street, moved Tuesday to their new home at Mystic, formerly the Rudolph Davis place. Mr. Smith for nearly four years was the efficient sup- erintendent of Mohegan park. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick A. Binns and little daughter, Barbara, are moving this Week from West Town street, to Hobarf avenue, Norwich, having formerly re- sidad in that locality. SR ! I LANDS. AGAINST CONCRETE fender ripped off. The car went off the alls at the end of the cement road and down into the excavatéll’ roadbed, it rails. RRSENERIE 5 S SN xS N NS WSS A0 SN P oy o ey R s 5 ‘OBES'IB\' EXPERTS MEET AT charge of the reforestation of Mohegan | e park, attended a very important meeting{+iong) Saturday When about fifty interested in forestry | demoeracy? Si assembled 000-acre estate -of. George. H.. Myers, which Ashford and Bastford, Mr. Myers, wh is now in Switzerland, has beaut o estats by a chain of six artificial lakes| e e Toria dofinion by the few for and has it planted principally to hem- lock and pine. were placed at the disposal of the Con- necticut Forestry association, prominent men. coming by motor from New Haven, Hartford, Springfield, Putnam, and other places. at 11, lunch was served at 12 and the|feady addresses were delivered at 2 p. m. jatd F. Graves, who was at the head of Yale| We Wanted the many to rule for the School of Fcrestry when the World war | Many. We believed that began, neers, a1 foresters and umbermen, who cut the timber for the use of the French arm His Be Rehabllitated by Forestry. Commissioner of Connecticut fish and game. presented and the meeting proved most tongue h practical and helpful. t Shakespeare spake; the faith and 2 morals hoid COMMUNITY HOUSE FOR den and a former curate at St. Patrick’s church in this city, is introducing an.in- Hovation Hartford diocese in bullding a commu- nity house for St. Rose’s parish in Mer- iden. . building will take: place~Sunday, June 25.| Demooracy is today practicaly a world- ?aple;a Co. of New York from 1911 to|mhe community house has a hall to seat|wide possession. Peoples th.lt’never Dbe- ? > 1400, ‘a gymnasium, and swimming | fore were free from a conquero The concert by the band, which in-|ooi” with ‘ample space. for temnl and queror’s yoke outside games. STEEL CHIPS ON FIRE fire department call for a fire in a caricad of steel chips on a siding in the rear of the Crescent firearms plant on the West Side. of-2 1-2-inch hose was laid and consid- erable water poured on the blaze. loaded for shipment by the Max Gordon Corporation. Michael rested Monday breach of the peace, was continued for a aay in the police court Tuesday. One man who was before the court for intox- ication, went to Jjail. home-made crosses. * (Continued from Page Five) acterized him in peace. No infamy ‘Wi too: black, no ‘act too mean, no crime t base, no b n by commit if ads Humanity, morali the winds, i th is about & foot below the|3S & weapon. is about 2 f spread disease geem Trafic was tied up 'for over an hour | 100 Horrible to use. evei of which' and passengers had to be transferred{dom's foe. .It was the last stand of au- around o traffic was held up in both direotions. 2 Chariés Anderson was the moterman on|for principles rather than p . the derailed’car, Lo e tocracy in a struggle for world power. - :“We said that ail,our’ wars have beeen the derailed car. Automobile This was no exception. - Here. as in the Revolutionary war, two ideals of govern- ment Were clashing. The-dems free peovies of the world were on one side, the autocrats on the other. New % and old were in-conflict and the arena 43| was the world. In the Revolutionary war | arena was national, the issues na- i here both battlefleld and issues were universal. ‘What do we mean by imply ‘the rule of the many by the many for the many, while 5,000 Acni\ UNION ESTATE Ozias Dodge, of Norwich, who ~at - Union, Tolland county, \The meeting was at the 5, lies in thrle townships. Union, | ghe few. Politicail t Mr. Myers, wholwas world dominion for the many by the rules out !recdaml and substitutes either a barbarous or a benevolent tyranny in its piace. ‘We differed in all points from cur foe. ‘We were not a nation of eoidiers but or- ganized for industry. We were sorupu- lous of the rights of others. We were to conduct war according to rules down by civilization. ~ Our aim was The principal speaken was Col. Henry | t0 meke: the world safe for democracy. The estate and lodge Pomfret The meeting began He organized .the 30th Engi- “Trup fljesdom is to share Al chains our brothers wear, And with heart’and hand, to be Col. Graves is now back at-Yale. Earnest-to make others free.” subject was How Connecticut Can The second -add was by W hétleved: that and Game Fred|, : Woleott, who considered, the value of |~ T1iS freedom is recreated year by year In hearts wide open on the God-ward side. toples | We must be free or die, who speak the State Others present discussed the Which Miiton held.” FATHER NEALE'S PARISH Yes, and though as the war went on Rev. Dr. John Neale, pastor -at Me freedom's road was getting - filled with graves and he: With the scent of death, you went on until you not only haited the foe but put autocracy under the sod. This, too, went to its death shot through and run through with democratic steel, with American steel doing its ghare." in Catholic churches in the The - dedication ® of the $100,000 lift free heads to the heavens and thank God for freedom’s flag and freedom's reign. To you veterans of the World war belongs a large share in bringing this about. Your needs wil be told in song and story as the’centuries come and go. Your names We Wear forever next our hearts. e Let us sum this fight for freedom by centuries and see its upward climb. The 16th and 17th centuries gave religious freedom, the 18th political freedom, the > 19th economic freedom, the 20¢h ecarried The car, which was a steel one, "'”democmc 10 the ends of the earth and save poli efijruedom to many long heid in bondage- In this present year the United Stafes led the way to what we ‘hope will come to be the highest peak of freedom we have yet reached. A first move was made against war itself. Thiz was in the minds of mamy who fought on all fronts in the Jate war. War against war was one of the callying cries that calied the crusaders to arms. The boys went out with that ideal biazing in their minds and souls. Many of those who sieep under the poppies and the crosses in Flanders and France died with the hope that their crusade wonid not fail. We must keep faith with those who died. Our aim aiso is to end war. To vut an end to this race-old foe to freedom which has wow become a menace and terror beyond alil words. The mave against the intolerable burden of the battleship is in the right direction. It is a straw to show the di- rectiovof the winds of God. It.is, we trust, a first step towards that time “when nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shail they learn War any more.” ‘We have now outlined, in part, this fight for freedom’in certain aspects. It would be fruitful to carry it through the different departments of our modern life and show the mighty contributions m: by each—we have stressed mainly political phase. In all these epochs -in the struggle you veterans in différent wars, living and dead, have had a large share. Men, I wish to bring you tha thanks of the new -gemeration. You fought their battles, you ° gave your strength, your youth, your blood, to safe- guard our liberties. Great is our heritage you, and great is our debt to you, and sirs, fathers, soldiers, in the-narme of the present and coming generation, in the name of union and democracy which you preserved, in the name of freedom for which you fought, we thank you. We realize, sirs, that the-benefits ‘you brought us cannot.be lightly maintained. - They will not live without labor-and sacrifice on our part. If.we fail in our duty the inheritance will slip from our fingers and the fair fortune which you gave us will vapish away. But here inj the presence IN.CAR ON SIDING At 4.50 o'clock Tuesday morning the answered a telephone A line Continued One Day in Police Court. The case against Fred Froscéllo and Caparelli of Cedar street, ar- night on charges * of was fined $5 and costs and Crowns are never won by beafing Another Possibility For Th¢ Prince Of Wales e the | of this monument symbolic of your deeds We-accept as a sacred-trust the results of your labor and strife, and highly re- solve that we will 4o our, best to dis- charge that trust. You helped to save * | the Jand from gigantic foes, we Will fight the-foes that face us with the vaidr ana . |sacrifice taugnht us by vour le. Charming Lady Margaret ‘cott |'wiil try to be worthy of ’;du?:om;im the daughter of the Duke of Buc' |and assure you that not only your gifts cleugh, Who is being mentioned af\ | to us but your memory will continue to a possibility in connection with :-‘i 2: both an inspiration and a benediotion tharriage of the Prince of Wal 0 us, your sons. and brothers, sisters Tady Margaret is the sister-in-la®% - daughters. And -in " days-to come, 2% | when God and country calls and close friend of Princess Mary |(o fight the battles of m-:u:-&‘:; N = e She HOOVER -It BEATS... - as it Sweeps . asit Cleans A Suggestion for - the Bride’s Gift Many of our customers are doubtless wonder- ing what te give as 2 wedding Let ds suggest that combin i remembrance :: li?‘du( util”it; f.!'tll'fi The Hoover eliminates much of the of housework because it cleans - rugs Klurum%mm:{n oy - Sold on time poyments. 'Oniy $6.25 down andequallymllmonfllbmn ‘The Norwich Electric Co. ! Authorized HOOVER Dealer Open Saturday Evenings Start Now and Save For Next Year’s Vacation 4 Join the Chelsea Vacation Club WEEKLY PAYMENTS, 25c, 50c, $1.00, $2.00, $5.00 "The Chelsea Savings Bank | Franklin Square L/CO in It | A COMPLETE ELECTRIC PLANT FOR THE FARM Do you want things more handy around the power for operating light machinery. house and barn. ' the water to wherever ysu want it, and does other useful work. house and barn? Put Delco-Light. 1t furnishes slectric furnishes electric lights for the It pumps and forces WRITE FOR CATALOG CARL W. BROWN UNCAS NATIONAL BANK BUILDING ‘UseD THROUGHOU NORWICH, CONN. T THE WORLD called you to fight the batties of war, we shall “Snatch from the ashes of our sires The embers of their former fires, And he who in the strife expires Shall add to yours & name of fear That Tyranny shall quake to hear. For Freedom’s battle once begun, equeathed from bleeding sire to son ough baffled oft, is ever won.” At the close,of the address all joined in the singing of America, the gounding of Taps bringing the program to a'close. Followng the memoral program, a dress parade was carried out by the mili- tary companies under the direction of Mej. Charles A. Hagberg. Lieut. W. D. Copp acted as adjutant for toe ceremony which was impressively executed. The military companies ‘made a very fine showing. " After the drese parade the line formed again and marched down Broadway to Union square,’ where the various divisions were dismissed. Dinner for Veterans The faithful women of Sedgwick Re- lief Corps, who have annually provided the dinners at the Buckingham Memortial, following the parade, had the tables spread for a baked bean supper after the parade was over, serving supper for 175 guests, who included the Grand Army men, the Spanish War Veterans, Daughters of Veterans, Son of Veterans, and members of the city government. The supper was provided and served by the executive committee of the Relief Corps assisted by members of the corps. Plenty of Flowers The call of the Rellef Corps women for flowers sent out through The Bulle- tin Tuesday morning, brought almost an avalanch of flowers in great variety to the Buckingham Memorial Tuesday morning. Quantities of wild flowers and cut flowers from gardens and even hot houses - were brought in early and the women set to work with & will and tled up 687 bouquets to be used in the decora- tions of th graves which Sedgwick post cares for mn Memorial Day. Parade Notes Qne of the attractive features of the parade Tuesday afternoon was the float of the Daughters of Veterans. The float was gaily decorated in. the national col- ors and, was filled with members of the organiziition all dressed in white with red, white and blue caps. On the frox of the truck were thd words, “In memory of qur daddies,” and along the sides were the words, Daughters of Veterans. John Irish of the G. A. R. represented a civil war veteran. on the float. When the pargle halted for & brief rest in front of General W. A. Afken's residence on Washington street membern of the general's family provided ice cold | water for the hot and tired marchers. Those who had a chance to quench their thirst before the parade moved on thor- oughly appreciated the kindness afforded them. | Boy Scouts were on the job during the exercises at Chelsea Parade providing drinking water for the spectators. Need less to say the scouts were kept busy carrying water for the thirsty. Yhe usval ice cream and soda venders were in evidence on-all sides of Chelsea Parade and they did a rushing business The Arherican Legion had a soda stand at the parade in charge of Stewart Wil son and George Malcom. The 1500 or more World war veterans of Norwich were represented in the pa- rade by a delegation of about 25-exsol diers and sailors. Among_the interested spectators at Chelsea Parade was Lieut. Ernest Bar- tolucel who has been seriousiy ill at his home on Thames street. Lieut. Barto- iucel, who is a popular officer of Bat- tery B. 192nd Artillery was able to make the trip to the parade by automo- bile. The G. A. R. vets turned out strong as did the Spanish war veterans. Patri- otic citizens of the town very generousiy placed their automobiles at the disposal of the Clvil War boys during the pa- rade and exercises. For the first time in the parades auto- mobiles were provided for the members of Sedgwick Woman's Relief corps. e It's a Special. Zepher Street “The Nearest You Can Get” When you get home after a long hot day at the office, go to the . phone and order a case of Krueger’s wonderful " thirst quencher—cool and delicious. Washington Club Bottling Co. Norwich, Conn. W.'ewill 15th, 1922. before June 1st, -that date. accept on deposit as cash Liberty Loan Bond Coupons of June Depo! titled to dividends or interest from *THE NORWIH SAVNGS SOCETY " (Incorporated 1824) MAIN STREET CORNER BROADWAY sits made on or 1922, will be en- Yeatghew are. ere, il (oA Toby After i days of wintér, pinched and Late, the [wut m—m’ . But the long days that bring us back the neIMM. and the quiet, dripptng Ana’ail ‘the things we know of spring The long l:!‘ ys bring not the long-lost “long howrs. The hours that now seem to have bees A an'ée?"n itself, a whole life’s qu:: 3?‘21' [ of deathiess joy—where it Have these forever faded from the sui! The fret, the fever, the unrest endures, But the time nm% ¢ %% °On, try, my Jittle Jad, Coming so hot and piay-worn, to be a And llg"fienl of the long hours that ace ours, i —W. D. Howells. NOBILITY. True worth is in being, not seeming, In doing each day that goes. by Some little good—not in the dbeaming Of great things to do by and by. For whatever men say in blindness, And spite of the fancies of youth, There’s nothing so_kingly as kindness, And nothing so royal as truth. We get back our mete as we measure— | _We cannot do wfong and feel right, I Nor can we give pain and ga'e pleasure |, For justice avenges each sught, r for the wing of the sparrow, | brush for the robin and wren, But aiways the path’that is narrow i~ And strait, for the chiidren of men, 01 The aii Th "Tis not in the pages of story. The heart of its ilis to beguil Though he whn makes courtshin to glory Gives all thaf he hath for her smlie. For when from her heights he has gvor Al it is only to prove That nothing’s so sacred as homer, And nothing so loyal as love. We cannot make hargains for blisses, Nor catch’ them like fishes in nets : And sometimes the thing our fife misser Helps more than tie thing which it gets; ‘or good lieth not in pursuing, Nor gaining of great nor of smafl, But just in the doing, and doing As we would be done by; is all. Through envy, hating, Against the world, early. and late, No jot of our courags abating— Our part is to work and to walt. the sting of his troubie - nnings are less than worth ; For he who is honest is nol Whatever his fortunes or b _irth. —Alice Carey. HUMOR OF THE DAY “I thotight the sale of that novel waa prohibited " “It is; T got it from a bootlegger.”— Boston Transcript. “What's Binks going to do with his new noiseless typewriter?” “If he takes my advice he'!l marry her."—Life. First Lobbyist—*“Do vou think we ean safely tisk offering himm a bribe?” Second - Lobbyist — “That fellow! Pshaw! He used to be a prolgbition of- ficer."—Cartoons Magazine, “Jones is In straitened circumstances, isn't he?" “Yes; he tells me it is abomt all he can do to keep the wolf from the ga rage."—Boston Transcript. “Kulla—"Poor Agnes slipped om viranda last night*” Doris—“Wekl, well, did it it her?— Standard Chaparral. “A chiid divorce | F through matice, through hig 4 her in the home often” prevents domestic clouds generally pase here's a litle one to raiss a —Boston Transeript. “Good mornink, Mr. Heaporooks, haven't you anything to give to the poor this morning?” “Sure—plenty of good adv! Florida Times-Union. Fish Dealer — “Yes, mum, them fish come in all different sizes.” Bride—"Well, then. my husband wears ¥ou had better mive me two of that size and about a 12, please ! Cartoons Magazine. “Are Jaghy and Bibbles close friends?" “I should say so!" { “Yes “Why, they even use the same bottle- capping machine."—Birmingham Age- | Heraid. Mrs. Crabshaw—Why in the world I« she having her children take lessons on the fiute and saxophone? Crabshaw—In mv opinion, she doesn't e her neizhbors—New York Sun. Xrs. Brown (to casual callers)—*“Why how do you do? What a pity vou didn’t come a little carlier; we've just finished luncheon.” Tommy Brown—"Oh. ma, aren't we goin’ to have any more?-1 hadn't had halt enough when the door bell rang and you all jumpaed up."—Boston Transcript. “Waitef here’ “Thank vou. serve a table? “No. Tn a few minutes T shall come in with two ladies, and L want vou to tell us that every table is engaged."—Passing Show. -crown for you.” you wish to re- KALEIDOSCOPE. Shagreen is the tanned hidé of fish- es. India has twelve rivers held saered by the natives. Kids Ferdinand of Roumania drivet his own car. X-ray burns are treated in the same manner as those. from flame. Country districts In Germany are be coming increasingly soclalistic. Pressed straw bricks withlight wood- en frames are now being used in Franea In $20 gold pleces £1.000,000,00, it land fiat, would form a lifie 1,000 miles long. / Mollers, the great French Aramatist, had the real name of Jean-Baptist Po- quelin. Postal rates in Portugal have been increased since May last to efght times the former rate. Of the 500 or more snecies of par rots mow known, only two are native of the United States and none of Europe. Johannesburg, South Africa is almost the crest on “the Rand,” a fifty-mile of gold-bearing conglomerate. The world's greatest stream of gold has flow- ed from this region since 1906, when pro- duction passed that of all North Ameri- ca. Tse-rfe-gat has passed on to the happy bunting grounds. This leader of the Pi- utes on their reservation was known to the government officlals as the “Bol- shevik Redskin” because of his tendeney to precipitate uprisines. In 1915 he was accused of killing a Mexican sheep herd- er, and in resisting arrest he gathered- about him every lawless Indlan with- in 500 miles of Biuff, Utah, where he maintairpd an from which he