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7 ; sxow oR nn) TODAY; FAIR, COLDER TOMORROW SATURDAY, DEC. 24, 1021, “TLL ASSOCIATED mli Dtlrlm - ORWICH, CONN. - [ 1of! i in | i ( | i et e = e - = E POETRY I < &2 ; ass; &y . The Bullztin | Christmas Music In The Norwich Churches |s=:.cms cimrmiae , oxp saxra ciaes. : . ist. Orchestra—Miss Elizabeth Lane, 01d Santa Claus sat alone in_his den, 3 violin; John Kukla, clarinet; George With his leg crossed over his h:'. e Norwich, Ssturday, Dec, 24, 1921, Helmboldt, “cello. S s Ore nc. While & Somical look Peeped out : THE WEATHER, Song, music and Christmas (wrmonu 0 Zion . e United vusnm:n;unu Churl ; , For < ey, ol tallow: . : ¥ will tell ‘thé, story af the birth of Christ| (c) Soprano and Alto Duef Prelude—The Shepherds alome _was tumbled an( Winds Of Atlantic Const. in the churches of Norwich Sunday. He Srall Teed His Flock Like & | Anihom—While Snepherds Watehed FANCY FRUITS AND FANCY AND STAPLE o gt Rt o, - North of Sandy Hook—fresh to strong, | Special programmes have been arranged Shepherd Their Flocks, i oger: And m- ‘wig it was all awry: < mostly south and southwest, overcast, | by the choristers in the different churches| (d) Quartette—Awake Then, Awake |offertory—O0, Little Town of Beth- VEGETABLES AT TAFI'V’[LLE ONLY GROCERIES' e e et \he .t,,,‘,‘,,‘:,,wms 3 1 weather and rain Saturday, | of the city. Several of the Sunday |Offertory—The Virgin's Lullaby = Buck | “jepem SR Rg{;olds 34 ‘While the hours went fiying by. Sandy Hook to Hatterasfresh to|schools will hold carol services and [Alto Solo Anthem—Behold! Thy, King Come! busy courd be, strong, and southwest, overcast thick | Christmas cantatas have been arranged Mrs. Helen Whitford Keller Tnto. Thee Foster = Hfinh'ffln'::"h’umpek "'rm. 7 o weather and rain Saturday. for the evening services at some of the |Organ Postlude—Fan Fare in D Bridge | Fostiude—Fanfare Bridge |§ 2 PACKAGES 17 POUNDS R GLACE PEALS He m wxthered his nuts and baked- hi( Conditlons. oharoheh, First Congregational Church, o ~ The progra | sunday School Service in Afternoon S To S to the' giris and oys.\ The area of high pressure. that was | goromt 'Z.u,c..fl'".'u"::"?:fl.? 18 8 | Srenn Bcainde z Mozning at 10,30 o'Clock. nowdrift .... 29¢ SU AR . 72..3$1.00| Lemon and Orange, Ib. 29¢c over castern states Thureday ha: Celirall Beptiss: Chiroh The Shepherds Salome | Organ Prelude—Adoration Callaerts B g Thers were dolls for the girls, and whin moved rapidly eastward over the Atlan- eal B Anthem—Away in & Manger Offertory—Noel Eccossals (an an- Citron .......... Ib. 32¢ T Re bors S ocean and it has been-followed by | Prelude, Bethichem, Malling G. H. Knight | cient Christmas carol in the Scotch CURTICE BROS. D s Bt e S ir's Bew dly falling pressure from the lower | Anthem, Behold, I Bring Good Tidings, |organ Postlude—Toocata n D - style) Guilmont F L 0 S clothes et vAllg S M AN | retsiony b Mt. Cavalry Baptist Church. Anthem—Arise, Shine, For Thy LisEa VEGETABLES 4 RAISINS All fhese in his pack he Qisplays: [ southwestward to Texas with depression 0X0) 2 Is. Come oy Friday might over the lower St-Law | Invocation |11 & @ Thome: The Grand Herslts | o o pontiuas rarier | Squash, 22¢ value 20c Gold Medal, 1-8 $1.25 150z 24c |0t cantz. ton. botn twiste ana stripes, rence valley and Arkansss. Another | Gloria. ymn—Hark, Evening at 7.30 o'Clock ST g Seeded, 15-0z. pkg. .. ~'Ha ha el nlen 3 Strang ares of high préssure itended by | Pmiter. Lesson” 45, page T8 Come, Te Lotty, Come Organ Pronuierantaste on a Chrst- I} Pumpkin 99¢ value .. 20c John Alden, 1-8 ... $1.35 1 i 28¢ wWhile raieizs and fgs, and prunes wnd 4 cold wave is advancing southeastward | Hymn 108, s o e ot mas Carol Ashmall SEob Li 1-8 Seedless, 15-0z. pkg. .. Hung up on & peg by the door. ver the northwestern states. - There has | Scripture. ek e The Star of the East, @ cantata, by 3. |} Syccotash, 23¢ value'. . 21c iberty, e e 3145 S i been a marked rise in tempefaturs, how- -‘\,mh"fl- Nazaveth, Gounod 7.30 Baptism A Fearis ) 3 P: 1 “T'én almost ready.” auoth he. quoth he, x the last, 20 hours 1o the it ' Exefcises conducted by the superin- | offertory—Adoration ot the Shen- || Way and Green Beans, astry, 1-8 . $1.39 CURRANTS e rine . Mol s. the lower lake reglon ¥ dent, Mrs. Francls Hvane. herds, s X th y valley. Offertory, Halelujah, Christ is Born, Smcred Heart R. C. Church (Tattsille) |Pastoral Symphony Hanael 23c value ........ 2lc | John Alden, 1-2 $4.85 | 15-0z. pRg: .o 19\: A e tion has oceurred almest gen- - DT Solemn High Mass § a. m. Organ Postlude, March Handel | % g o e R A nin Al erally since Thusday night. Mrs. Nelbon T. Crowell. Organ For the cvening servics, the remuiar | May Derbie Peas, 2dc DATES, 10-0z. Pk& round nose The A = disturbance will move | Hymn 110. Kyria Dumont | choir will be assisted by soloists and a y mGLlSH WALNUT » ' And scizing the stump nf&'m rapidly astward attended by gen- | Sermon. Gloria Dumont | chorus, valtie S i n s SO E He wrote more lines {a ose fiftie Kour 5 on in the eastern_states [ ™3 U3 Offertory—Adeste Fidsles Sacred Heart Church - MEATS han yo 3 Saturday night and will be followed by | DOTECStOl, < o | Credo Dumont (Norwich Tiwn) 4§ Large Tomatoes, 28¢ % NUT S He 1010 them stories all nretty and new, generally fair weather Sunday.: Mugh | Fostiude. Coronation March, Meyerbeer | gyncrug Dymaont Firgt Mass af 530 a. m, = And wrote them all out in rhyme: r weather will overspread the At- Baltic Methodlst Church. Aznus Del Dumgnt et en's ‘Cholr value 5000 26 1-4 Ib, 25¢—1 Ib. 90c P i cked them away with his box of states S: av night and Sun- Serviee 10.30 a. m. Organ | 3 eanuts .........Ib. 12¢ To distribute’age at a time. - Organ prelude. Joy to the World. The men's choir will Sing at this mass. the Midnight Alr Re- X o distriby . Forecast. | J. W. Lerman |Joseph and Omer Tellier, soloists. Wi el = ALL SPICES AND POUL- STUFFED OLIVES Fancy:Mixed:. . /<. Ih: 24e” J1' 0 on s e yhen all wete . New England: Snow or | Hymn, Christians, Awakel At the 8.30 mass the children's choir | . €50 | TRY SEASONING 9c Brazi Pt n Sunday clearing and | Apostle Creed. will sing Holy Night-and other Christ- |y %605 How Wonderful Thou Art . > pamle. i it b2 down the chimnes he flew. h colder RELFOE Ias; carols: Long Foretold by Prophets Holy 5 16c—29c—42c English Wak ching the stocking les out at OV ervations ta Nersliho Anthem, mcmuve, ~u. B Witty 10.45 a..m. Holy Proesialonarch S. Clark GRANDMA’S MINCE glis] Walnuts .. Ib. 35¢ BT 18 2 book for sou < 2 Tenor, And the Angel Bald. Organ High Mass at 10 A. M. rvations show the| Chorus, Glory to God. Kstla Loesch | | irzes Me Domine MEAT .. 15¢, 3 pkgs. 42¢ SEIDNER’S Almonds ........ Ib. 35¢ LADY SANTA. b e e e | na F G 1 Loesch | e rie Bleiwn Farmer's B flat [} . % Lady Santa. what have you seen? ges Frifay: Gloria. Offertory—Adeste, Fideles . Farmers B fit T'to the end of the world have Deen, Ther, “Par. | Organ offertory, Varlations on Mendel- | Credo Loesch ;i:;‘: Loesch 2 POUNDS MAYONNAISE 2 POUNDS | And (here T saw palmoes hright snd B m 10 - 30.40 ssohn’s Christmas Hymn, Berridge | Sanctus Loesch | 0RC0 v, Adeste Fidelies L a5 Gastien golden and sweet in m. . = ,:;: Soprano solo, To Us a Child of Hope is | Agmus Del e i Farmer's B flat | 10, west Comparisons. Snow, proba- itfg " tempera- Snow - followed by gh water it is -low wed by flood tide: john de Baptiste Vruflm; Wednesduy evening Union St. John de Baptiste. e was elected the new pres- oyerd going to-Base Hos- ir first apearance Fri- after the first snowstorm of office hours for- Monday will 7to 8 a.m, 12 to 12.20 p. m., and from 7 to 7.20 in the evening. Miss Miller of South Front street Is spending the holldays in Washington. Altred Norman of the U, S. N,, is here ding the Christmas vacation. Asa Dion is at his home on Merchants avenue for the ‘holidays. After the Sunday morning service at the Congregationalfchurch the membe.s he church will vote on the resigna- on of the pastor, Rev. Arthur F. Var- The annual Christmas entertainment of the Taf ongregational Sunday s was beld at the church Thursday evening at 7.50. The church was deco- rated with laurel, hemliock, and other hristmas evergreens, and there was a arge gaily trimmed tree. The program nsist 'gs_and _recitatfons by school, _and by Miss Nellie Miss Elzabeth Hart- James Asbury Bid- Miss Hazel Ban he entertainment San- making his entrance and the rest of the r to_the distribu- and gifts. The committee rge Mrs. William Emerson gda Bjurstrom and Miss Stella The decoratifig” "was . In f Mrs. James A, Bidwell, Mrs, rley and Mrs. Allan.Bogle. berta Crowe of Willimantic s spending the Christ- her paremts, Mr. and of South.A. street, Willimantic, js rents, Mr. and Mrs. hy of South A street. of the Lisbon, schoal held inment. and play Friday - evening. ¢ you'are sufferi Il c ain; £t avs tired feeling: pains uscles or offfer symptoms lle, O., writes:~ T had kia: for 18" years... T tried. all remedies but they did me 1 took one bottle 6f Foley Kid: and they helped me so much 1 i now Lee & Osgtnd To. Ye Chocolaté Shoppe 49 BROADWAY Dainty Small Christmas Candies, b.......... 20¢ Romnnl’uncthu'uine, CcmlyCaneo.dmn.. - 50c Bitter Sweet Mints, SEVERAL SPECIALS Ye Chocolate Shoppe J. T. Osborn, R.-F. D. | Lerman Miss Anna Firth. Hymn, Angels from the Realms of Glory. Sermon Closing hymn, O Come, ANl Ye Faithful. Organ postlude, Marche, Christmas Morning The mixed choir will sing, assisted by soloists. Hugh Kinder, director. St. Patrick’s Church. 5.30 a. m. Mass. Barrett . Ferdinand de la Tombelle | K¥yrie Wiegand Service 7 p. m. Gloria Millard Organ prelude, The Holy Night, Credo ‘Gounod Dudley Buck | Adeste Fidelis Novello Hymn, Joy to the World. Sanctus Millard Prayer. Agnus Dei Millard Anthem, Joy to the World, Lerman choir. assisted by Wilfred Houghton (renor) and Percival Collins (bass), oloists. Organ offertory. The Prince of Peac Majling Anthem, Come Ye Lofty, Come Ye Lowly, Lerman Choir. Soloist, Arthur Heap. Recitations and. songs will be, given by the Sunday school. Hymn, Holy Night, Silent Night, 9000 o'Clock Mass. Angesl We Have Heard Adeste Fidelis Silent Dear Little One N ght Wenzel, Sul- Soloists—Ma; Margaret livan, Virginia Haggerty, Veronica Hag- gerty, posed of Rose Driscoll, and Anna Mahoney. crganist. Vera MacInnis. Orghestra com- Louise Nadonley Hellen Dougherty, 10.30 a. m. Mass, . | cngistmas Motning (orzgan and or- Closing prayer. chestra) Barrett Postlude, Recessional March, Kyrie ursu Gulimant | Glorla Dugssd Miss Gunhild - Swanson, organist; J.| Veni Creator e Heap, chorister. Credo i B Audress: Chazol. Venite Adoremus (for three cholrs, : : sinn Midnight Eucharist, Christmas Eve, at | /. - Durand 11.30 p. m. = Durand The vested choir will lead the music of | ASTUS Dei Borl the service, which will include While |0 Salutaris Van Dussen Shepherds Watched Their Flocks by | T2ntum Treo ! rrell, Mrs Night, O Little Town of Bethlehem. The | SOlolsts—Mrs. Frank L. Farrell Mz First Noel g n, Miss Loretta Belfleur, Frank Silent Night, Holy Night, and It Came Upon the Midnight Clear. The service of shortened morning prayer and holy communion, with brief Dan Gleason, John Doyle. Lang's string orchestra, the mission and junior choirs will assist the regular Rddress by the. rector. will be hele c¢|cholr, and benediction will ‘follow the 10.30 Christmas horning. mass. All are invited. S of music follows: s The program | T foists of the junfor choir.’ taking Prelude, Hallelufa Chorus, * Handel Processional, Adeste Fideles. Venite in A flat, Brucksch Te Deum in G, John E. West Jubilate in F, Schnecker Kyrie in E flat, Foster Hymn, Sing. Oh Sing, This Blessed Morn Anthem, There Were Shepherds, = Simper Hymn. Thou Didst Leave Thy Throne. Recessional, Calm on the ' Listening part in the Venite Adoremus are the fol- lowing: van, Yeronico Haggerty gerty gnd Vera Maclnniss assisted by Rose Driscoll, na Mahoney violinists. Mary Wenzel, Margaret Sulll- Virginia Hag- Louise Nadonley and An- Greengville Congregational Church Orchestra_and Organ Prelude Anthem—The Hope of the World, Schnecker Agnus Dei Farmer's B flat Benadiction of the Blested Sacrament O Salutaris Wiegand Tantnum Argo Wisgand Taudante Dominum March, Siiver Chimes Wettach Soloists, Mrs. Morgan Cronin, Miss Mary Buckley, Messrs. Henry Jarv roy Hubbard. A. Malone. Trinity Methodist Episcopal 1030 a. m. Prelude—Adoration, Felix Borowsk Miss Ruth Bartlett, Violinist Hymn Organist, Miss Eli Anthem—Sin O, Heaven Heyser Gloria Offertory—The New Born King Soprano S-lo Anthem—There Were Shevherds &sntord Hymn Doxology Postlude—The Angel's Song ~ Randegger Prelude—In the Field Joha Farmer Hymn Anthem—The Angel's Song Violin Obligato, M Braga E. Lane —Calm on the Listening Ear of Night Tenpr Solo, Robert Hymn Lighting of the Xmas Wreath Postlude—Christmas The Federated Church 1030 a. m. Organ Voluntary—Christmas Volces E. L. Ashford Garde Doxology and Irwoeation Hymn—Joy to the World, 59 Responsive lesson—Magnificat and Ben- edictus Gloria and Lord's Prayer e An:stles' Creed e Praiss Thes, O God, By the Cholr Old Testafnent Isa, 53 Solo and Cherus—The Birthday of the King Neldlinger Bruce Blackstene New Testament L<sson Luke 2 Blessed Hour of Prayer by the choir Morning Prayer Annomyements Offertory—The Prince of Paace E. L. Ashf-rd Christmas Belils Hymn—Hark the Herald Ange els Sing, Sermon—The Spirit of Christmas Luke 2.28-32. | 15¢—30c—60c BUTTER.....90c ownd. 114 tor Follo 7.30, led POSTOFFICE HOURS candlestick which every Jewish' family ANNOUNCED FOR MONDAY mail for New York and Boston will close at 8 p. m. Rural carriers will make their usual delivery. One full_delivery will be made by the of t: T v rendered . o 1 i S Towpe, wili o rendered | . The: atice M1l bs dpemtrom, 7 o m. tin | V3 FIUEL DL SURS L 12 noon. The money order, postal sav-| ..o GOAY orcer Dhsiness will b First Baptist ings and carriers’ windows will be closed | FASacted at any of jhe sub-stations. 10.30 2. m. all day. One full ery will be made - stmbs Adoration Ashford | PY/City carriers, which will include a coi- College Doll Finds Home the i o s Lo a 4‘1\)“0‘;\5“ lection from the street letter boxes. The Baby Blue Eyes the Conmecticut col- I g;“ B e Wildermere | 125t collection will be made from boxes |lege endowment fund doll, found a hom PPt Vel ST e in the business section at 6 p. m. Out-|with Mrs. James Hankins on Nortl T 3 L Is will close as usual. The last | Main. sireet. A¢hem—O, Little Town of Bethiehem 3 mford Postlude—Gloria from the Twelfth - Mass Mozart ¢ Taftville Congregational Mak Y N Y J, R > Adoremus e Your New Year's Resolution Organ and Piano There, Werp Shepherds Vincent The Birthday of a King Netdlinger 0 Holy Night Adams Festival Pohtlude Quartette—Mrs, James Bidwell, Miss Lucille Howard, Oscar Heinrich, Geprge Weller. Organist—Miss Howle. assisted by Miss Terothy Wood at plano. ANCIENT JEWISH FESTIVAL BEGINS CHRISTMAS NIGHT This year the ancient Jewlsh festival of | Hanukkah happen begin Christmas |}/ night, and this year this Feast of the Maccabees, or festival of lights, as It is called, is not all joyous. Hanukkah, whic lasts elght da the celebration of the purification temple in Jerusalem after Judas Macca- beus had recovered it from Antiochue Epiphanes, king of Syria, and his heathen hosts fn 168 B. C. It is therefore a feast of than} ing, the giving of gifts. In every Ji ousehold, whether ortho- dox or radical, Saturday night will see the family sitting down to a special feast - paid on account The Chelsea of cakes and good things to eat. The father, the oldest mal ber\of the faminy, Wil ‘read aloud certain psalms FRANKLIN SQUARE and designated portions of the scriptures and with speclal ceremony a single can- @le will be lighted, Every night for a week one candle will be added, till on the ast night there will be a great illumina- tion in the menorah or’ seven-branched 1 Will Save Something Each Week” THE CHELSEA CHRISTMAS CLUB affords the simplest method INTEREST s kept up-to-date. Savings Bank NORWICH, CONN. OPEN SATURDAY EVENINGS 6:30-8 Ear of Night Base solo—There's 2 Song. In the Postiude, March of the Priests, X Framk Steinke > Mendelssohn 3 At 4 1. m. Christmas afternoon- there | Selection by orclestra and organ will Be SRR s Gl i Hymn—Tt Came Upon the - Midnight o, Smesetion. aul “the BEiaRs Ly Trvis Giidng iy, Bragdon Mrs. Prentice, Miss Viola Grover o gresfabinryen) Selection by orchestra and organ: A ¢ o'Clock Masg Miss Viola Grover, soprano; Mrs. Krrie Hammere! Glorta Hammerel == — Credo Hammerel Gesu Bambino Pletro A. Yore Sanctus Hammerel Adeste Fidelis Old Melody XM GIF‘I‘S Agnus Del Hammerel 9 o'Clock Mass Processional Organ and Violing Sec Ye!! David's Town Silent Night Quartet and Chorus Geibel erie i Solo— ‘Agnes Bresnahan Seek Amide the Winter's Snow _ Hammerel 0Old Melody Bizet Adeste Fideles Recesslonal Organ and Violing Vielis—Miss Agnes. Bresnahan, Mi- chael Pusateri Margaret Driscoll, Contraltos, Evelyn Elizabeth Rigle: 10.30 o'Clock Mass © Hammerel Hammerol Hammerel Pietro A. Yore Hammerel 0Old Melody Quartet—Souranos, Marguerite Kilkenny. Caron, Gesu Bambino Sanctus Adeste Fideley Agnus Dei Hammerel Silent Night Rhys-Herbert Benediction ot the Blessed Sacrament. Recessicnal Frysinger Soloists—Mies Sadle Driscoll, sopra- no, Miss Rose Malone, contraio, Nicho- las Spellman, tenor, John Fontalne, ten- or, Horace Corning, bass. Organist Hen- ry La Fontaine. Christ Chureh. Church School Festival § p. m. Prelude, Christmas Pastoral on Si- lent Night Harker Procesgional, Hymn 9 Hark! the | Herald “Angels § Carol, §67—Silent Night, Holy Night Carol §80—The First Noel Hymn 57—O, Little Town of Bethlehem Carol §62—Carol Sweetly Carol. Processional Hymn 56—t Came Upon the Midnight Clear Postlude—March Pontificial Christmas Sunday Lemmens Prelude—Christmas Pastorale Dinelli Venite and Gloria Robinson Te Deum Newcomb Communien Service Priest Hymn 6—It Came Upon the Mid- night Clear Offertdry—Merey and Truth Stainer Cum!:u‘nlon Hym 216—Here, O, My r Recessional Hymn 49—Hark, The Herald Angels Postlude—Hallef Cherns *° Hande! Park Congregational Chureh: Prelude—Nosl (Organ prelude and anthem taken from cantata “The Coming of The King, by D. Duck) Vv D. Duck) Anthem—Prophesy Soprang Selo Mre. A. L. 8tory || (3) O Jerusslem: Look About Tnres () Advent mmw 25% R From Qur Low P DIAMONDS—LADIES’ FRENCH IVORY TOILET SILVERWARE—ROGERS Gold filled and solid gold. SHAVING SETS OF OGULNICK J 29 FRANKLIN STREET i Stock. WATCHES—Bracelet Watches HIAMOND RINGS, 1-3 and 1-4 karat wt. SPOONS, SUGAR SPOONS, BUTTER KNIVES, CHEESE KNIVES, PICKLE FORKS, CREAM LADLES. CUFF LINKS AND TIE PINS, CHAINS AND FOBS, GENUINE-LA TAUSCA AND DELTAH PEARLS RINGS—Ladies’ and Men’s Reconstructed Stones of All Colors PARLOR CLOCKS, KITCHEN CLOCKS of All Makes— ALARM CLOCKS, BIG BEN, BABY BEN TEA AND CHOCOLATE SETS \SHERBET GLASSES—Latest on the market, in six colors MANY OTHER ARTICLES TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION COME IN AND SEE US. THAT LAST EDUCED rices of Complete AND MANICURING SETS BROS.’ STERLING SILVER SILVER AND IVORY EWELRY CO. NORWICH PIPE You can find that particular Pipe in our fine . NUGGET ClGARS The Geo. P. Madden Co. ON THE SQUARE assortment of French Bruyere, Italian Bruyere, Meerschaum or Bakelites. CIGARETTES and TOBACCO, in Xmas Packages. TOBACCO POUCHES, CIGAR AND CIGARETTE CASES. PARK & TILFORD CANDIES. s AVANT CIGARS | a And thousands and thousands of children that sang Of littie Babe Jesus, while silver bels rang! The mornini the ski Over hili, over valley come To tinkling of cymbals and beating of drum! ¢ ‘beauty has dawned in the wee people Lady You'l Santa. what shall we see® the bright globes upon n tree. = in coaches all spangled witk the The And sweet visions created of ol Out out of sweetness, to maki merry morn For the sake of the Babe that was born! —B. B. HUMOR OF THE DAY Tiaveler—™'s a nuigance trains are always late. Resourceful Conductor—But, my deat sir, what would be the use of the wa ing rooms if they were on Numero (Turin). The new night watchman at the oh. servatory was watching some one ueing the big telescope. Just then a star fe! “Begorra,” he sadl to himself, “hat felly sure is a crack t."—Toronto Goblin. 3 manget in Baltimore Sun these time?™ < You must have been walking care- fald the lady whose car had run down a man. ‘T'm yery car I've been driving seven years” “Lady, that's nothing—T've been walking for fifty_four years”—grie Dispatch Wolves think 1t a fine thing when sheep are introduced In thelr neighbor- hood, but it is tE> coming of the shee that leads to the extermination of ! wolves. Moral, etc—St. Louls Glot Democrat. “A lot of eloquerce” sald Uncle Eb “ain’ mo more practical use dan hall In' ‘Come seven! in a craps game.” Washington Star. Jonas has been to-visit his mon America and on his return remarks, “Ther say that the sun rises gix hourt ater in America than in Swedes, bul 4 to get up at ihe same time, anye Strix, Stocklioim. Following a recent eartymuake in region that shall be mameless, five-year- 0ld Jimmie was sent by his fond parent to a distantuncle’s homs. Three: days later they received this wire: “Am re- turning your boy. Send the earthquake™ —Exchange. n {among the countries of the world in “What do Fou regard as the most et- isfactory form of taxation?” *““The kitty in a poker game Senator Sorghum. “IUs jfberal and per fectly reliable, and at the same everybody is too much engaged in trv- ing to do business to notice the expense.” ~—Washington Star. A tiny maid, held up fto hear her father's voice on the telephone, br Into tears. “What wre you crying for asked her mother. | “Oh, mamma,” sobbed the child, “hew. ever can we get 4adda out of that Itls hole?"—Morning Post. KALEIDOSCOPE Wine is made from cocomnut ers. A polar bears favorite dish fs° fe oll, The apricot is pribably a native of China. Teething causes convulsions young bears. Russian peasants frequently #leep with their cows. A man's brain attaing ity maximom welght at the age of twenty years. Liong and tigers kept in captivity quire one a week without food keep them in g00d health. Light is the speediest thing that ex] s. It rushes onward at the appall rate of 180,000 miles a second. Peasants of those Buropean countrie where black bread is eaten ufually hav exceptionally good teeth. Wedding presents in Hungary sald to be given only to poor coupl to help them to get their homes t er. flow- among Bread” made from moss as eaten by the ussian famizs was recently exhibite at Riga. England was without hedges up te the fourteenth century, for hedges were fir planted on consequence of the change of land tenure at the time of the Black Death, Physical exercises prescribed for men more than fifty years of age by preser day, medical experts are the were used by the Chinese more 000 years ago. At one period in Holland ‘there was a ban on the sale of oranges and car- rots. The reason was the histile feeling toward the Stadtholder's family, whoeo favorite color was orange. Japan occupies a _prominent Plecs the possession of mineral springs rich in radium emanations. They are found exclusively in granite reglons. According to an oid Jewish custom, when a master talior employs & Bew worker the latter leaves his scigsors a8 s guarantee that he will be on hand to start work on the sopointed dav.