Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 31, 1921, Page 8

PARTLY CLOUDY TODAY; FAIR, COOLER TOMORROW THE WEATHER, Conditions. ed high Tuesday rn states and off the and it was rela- over the north- Winds. . . . Co., pfd., scrip. 2 1.459 Detroit. Toledo & Ironton Rail- 3 road Co., par $100 50 shares H. R. Douglas, Inc, pfd., returned in Gro- Fal son of z Mies| 143 2-4 Newarl Meadows Improve- A Mie | ment Co.. par $100 ric A 80 shares Norwich Automatic Feeder Pr e ] ol vt ohoto. | . 00 shares Norwich Automatic Feeder tin i a P | co.. com gTap ~ AT 675 shares Philadelphia National som's 1 leave n Phil- CH TOWN ldrer of th ained expensas and allowances in the action ! 1 be a0t Havward vs Havward 1 e, con-|| Serge, Beaded Georgette, etc., value up o -v:v/\:’l\ ion | struction of the will. $25,291.7 allow- to szs w 1 " be ob-| ances to executors: United Stdtes Trust AR R R R ¢ cet-| Co., George L. Shearer, each $300,000, : v Rev. Gurdon F.|and 241500 additional to . deC. Sul- Women's Sport Coats and Long Street ! subject The Idle | jivan hesides the $58,500 already pald. WearCoats ......... b v e n:‘”"h “‘1;;’3' A specific bequest of $100,000 to Mr. | 3 e el gl T s f tho - | & E H ] pucl ahouEh | Sullvan, and also 8’ monthiy salary of Women’s Navy Blue Serge Suits, reg- 4 tes for or against| = Charles B. Whittlesey, attorney, tee, || Wlar value up to $25.00........... he c! $40.000. y R e - Jromn ant Master | 5C wmenester, services as. - Women’s Bathing Suits of Surf Satin, Cennet nrned St praiter. §2500; Charles B. Waller. ser- || and Silk Poplin, re : {heir home on Oneco street, after PasE: | views ax aporaieer, $2500: Milton M Silk Poplin, regular value up to fng the mummer in Mystic. guests of | Ruier. services as appraiser, $2.500, Ar- T Sl theie grandparents, Mr. Mrs. Dan-| thyr P. Anderson, judge of probate, fee e CHELSEA FILE WOEKS EMPLOYES STILL ON STRIKE the Chelsea File etrike two weeks ago against a wage reduction are still o Only three of the dozen or more employes are at work. Compensation Agreement Filed A voluntary eompensation agreement' by the Stoddard Gara 0., of New ion- don and Gerald S. Howland of New |London was filed Tuesday with the clerk of the superior court on July 1L Mr Howland received a fractured nces and laceration over his left eye. Compensa- tion began July Sth, gh temper rived in Norwich Tuesday to press the » 0 the high temperature| . .rge of embezzlement against Gus | Mokus in the city court this (Wednes- {mand notes of Francis deC. Sullivan, r | of the executors: $28,500, April 30 e 1 make | interest at 5 per cent.; $6.250, 1018, interest' at § per cent.: UP" PLOT Lieut. Hannibal %. Hamlin, special agent for the United Stafes Interdepart- mental Social Hyglens Board, Who ar- day) morning. branded as false state- ments appearing in Springfield (Mass.) newspapers that he was connected with a plot to “frame up” Captain Frank Quilty of the Springfield detective bu- reau on a liquor running charge. In a statement made to a Bulletir representative Tuesday evening, Lieu- tenant Hamlin said he did not even know Captain Quilty and denled; that he was connected With any probe of the Springfield police department. Lieuten- ant Hamlin sald he wished to correct statements in pres despatches originat- ing in Springfield that he was a “pri- vate detective” of Boston. “I am not a private detective and/ never have been” eaid the lleutenant. “I am a special agent for the United States in terdepartmental soctal hysiene board." He sald his duties are confined tq the suppression of vice insofar as it .af- fects the men of the army and navy. PLANT WAD MILLIONS IN WORTHLESS SECURITIES That wealthy men are not immune from making poor investments is fre- quently disclosed,’and this proves true in e of the late Commodore Morton F. Plant, whose estate included a large amount of investments which the execu- tors marked off in the inventory as of no_value The investments listed under this head ude inc $15.000 New York and Wilkesbarre Coal Co., mtg., 6 per cent. bonds, due Nov. 1 £1,000,000 Shore Line Flectric Rall- 10 yr. convertible debentures, Series 5 per cent. $2,460,000 Shore Line Blectric Railway 0 yr. convertible debentures. War Eagle Consolidated bonds, 2 American Speed Indicator, par value $100 3 00 Boston, Cape Cod and New York el On ares Baseball Asso. 2,995 shares preferred. 308 shares Boston Pu mon. 62 241,780 shares Campeche Timber and Fruit Co., common, par $5. 400 Cape Cod Construction Co., $10 Mining Boston (beneficial Boston tional League interest). Publishing Co., ing Co., com- Campeche Timber ard Fruit Co., par shares Casualty Co. of America, par $10, 64 Detroit, Toledo & Ironton Railroad Herrshoff Mfg. Co., Inc., common. Louisville' Prope: Co., par $100. Manhattan Exploration Co., par shares National Electric Bulletin par $100. \ shares New Haven Atheltic Corph., par $100 50% shares New Haven common, par $100. 91 shares New London Baseball club, par $100 Hotel Co., Le2gue club, par $100 10 shares Pinellas County Fair Asso- clation, Largo, Fla. 157,769 chares common, par $1 2.987 ghares Shore Line Electric Rafl- Red Bank Ofl' Co., way Co., pfd., $100 . 6.921 éhares Shore Line Electric Rail- way Co., common shares Springfield Athletic Asso. Open accounts— Gilbert-Flliot. note, $10,000, < Campeche Timber and Fruit Co., $9,- 67.45 The estate holds the followinz de 0. Sept. 16. 1018, interest at 6 per estate $15.866.011.86 | The farm at Groton was inventorted $44,025. The Poquonnock, Mather 1 Tyme farms were inventorled at 94832 ford house was Inventorfed at 000 and the contents at $120,143.- 50. including ruzs and draperies at $50.- 897, and furniture at $35,114 The bungalow was inventoried & 1$80,- 000. and the contents at $6.488. The Plant building, which is In the | $250.000, and Monte Cristo a total of $285,000. rarage The Plant huilding $400,000 and a commission of $10,000 was pald in connection with the sale, Plant field was inventoried at $30,000 ford for $35,000. Allowances were mads to -attorneye regarding the claim of the States in regard to income tax, $28,000 e H $3.000, Oct. 15, 1918, Interast at | 5 per cent.; $7,000, June 15, 1916, no Interest. The gross estate was Inventorfed at | $24.145,632.89 | The ‘deductions wers as folows: | Debts. $9.975.557.27; funeral. $4.971.08; | | executors' expenses,’ $5.041.556.90: lega- 7.178.75: naid . deC. Sullivan $58.500; losses, $1.068.- rotained. $1552,131.01, makinz 1 of $18.279.621.01 ‘and leaving the | was sold to F. A. Munsey for and wag sold to J. H. Clarkin of Hart- United HAMLIN SAYS SPRINGFIELD “FRAME STORY IS FALSE Lieut. Hamlin -is a reserve officer in the war department fntelligence ser- vice. Speaking of the alleged “frame up” plot against Captain Quilty of the Springfield detective bureau, Lieut. Hamlin said “I am as anxious to clear Captain Quilty of amy story involving him in liquor running as I.am to prove my good intentions In this matter.” Lieut. Hamlin went on to say that he was going through with the Mokus case to the limit. Lieut. Hamlin said he first became connected with (%is Mokus sometime ago when Mokus went to him seeking a prohibition job. Later Mokus went to Lieutenant Hamlin and told him that certain Greek friends of his in Springfield, wished him (Mokus) to sell some liquor for them and that he (Mo- kus) knew where he could dispose of 1. As the Tnited States government owns considerable. property in and about Soringfield Lieut. Hamlin interested himself in the case in his line of duty. suppressing vice as far as the army and navy was concerned. Lieut. Ham- lin asked Mokus where he thought he could sell the liquor and Mokus told him he could =ell it to a Norwich sa- lonn keeper. Asked as to how he was zoing to get the liauor out of Sprinzfield Mokus told Lieut. Hamlin that it would go out in the “chief of police's car.” According to the story told Lieut. Hamlin by Mokus. he (Mokus) came to Norwich and made arrangements to sell the liquor to the Norwich man. Then he sald that his friends who were to sell the ‘iquor wanted a deposit of $400 before they would deliver the M- uor. This was one-third of the sale price. Lieut, Hamlin told Mokus to get the deposit from the Norwich man who was to buy the lauor. Mokus told him that the Narwich man wouldn't make the deposit but was willing to recelve and pay for the liquor when It was de- livered. Lieut, Hamlin sald ha then decided to Dlace the situation hefore tha citizens' committee in Soringfield and did eo with the result that they gave Wim the $400. The lieutenant than fecided that he would come to N wich and zive Mokus the $490 sposit n this city. He came to Norwich and Mokus was given the money. This took place on May 10th. According to_the arranzements made hetween Lient. Hamlin and Mokus, Mo- kus was to send Licut. Hamlin a tale- zram in code notityin<. him that the Ni- avor party, was starting out of Sprine- ficld, The telezram finally arrived. It was in code per agreement. but had a line added stating that Mokus couldn’t come. Tt was decided to lay M walt for the liquor car but it failed to put in an ampearance. Lieut. Famlin said that Mokus afterwards told him that the Ii- auor carrving party had started out of Sprinzfield all right but were stopned and Mokus. belnz afrald to go further. turned around and went back to Spring- field. Mokns told Lieut. ‘Hamlin, (hefors the lianor was cunnosed to have heen started out of Sprincfield) that the 3480 #iven, him and_another $400 put up as zondfraith by the Greeks who were mmn- nosed to have the liquor for sale. had the Greek restaurants on South Main street, and found that none of the zeople there knew anything about Mo- us, Atter the ‘liquér car falled to show Up as expected Mokus t6ld Lieut. Ham- Iin, according to the lieutenant, that he would" return the $400 to him. That was: the last seen of Mokus until his arrest. ] Lieut. Hamlln sald that the money given Mokus had.been .marked. Final Iy onme.of the marked bills. showed up in a Springfield bank. Lieat. Hamitn then came to Norwich and nad a war- rant sworn out for Mokus' arrest. It s understood that when Mokus showed up In Springfield his arrest came about through'a visit he made fo a Springfield Insurance office to col- lect fire insurance on furniture destroy- ed by fire. It iIs understood that after the fire investigation revealed the fact that some. of the furniture showed evi- dences of having been soaked with kerosene. Lieut. when_h Hamlin said he was in Maine received notification from Tel- ley E. Babeock, acting prosecuting at- torney, -that Mokus had been browght to Norwich for trial. At ths time he recelved the notification he was en- gaged on a case- that demanded his presence. He left Portland Monday night, arriving here Tuesday morning. AUTO DRIVER ARRESTED FOR RECKLESS DRIVING George Lohs of Hartford, 18, was ar- rested by - Constable. Charles Tubbs at Pine Grove, Niantic, Saturday night for reckless driving of an automobile. Lohs drove his machine up in front of the pa- villion at Pine Grove at®an excessive rate of speed and marrowly missed hit- ting several of a_crowd of people there. The auick action of. Constable Tubbs in pulling a boy out of the-way prevem- ed what might have proved a serious accident. Lohs was presented before Justice of the Peace Marion R. Davis at Nian- tle Sunday and he was fined $25 and costs, but was.released upon ‘payment of the costs the fine being remitted. ROBINSON WILL I8 ADMITTED TO PROBATE The will of the late Frank Robinson of Montville ‘hasx been admitted to pro- bate in that town by Judge Dan B. Home. The entire estate, estimated at about $20,006, is left to his only heir, a daughter, Mrs. Minnie Robinson Mor- rison of Crystal' ‘avenue. She is also appointed administratrix. PUBLIC SCHOOLS WILL Bdward J. Graham, superintendent of the public schools at Norwich, anncunced Tuesday that the school will open Wed- nesday September Tth. All repair work in the school buildings has been com- pleted. DESERTED BABY FOUND IN BUSHES AT THOMPSON (Special to The Bulletin.) Thompsar, Aug. 30.—A haby boy, 12 to 14 months' old, was found in a clump of bushes by the roadside here. yester- day afternoon about 4.30 o'clock, The deserted infant was discoversd by Miss Adeline Kimball, daughter of Mrs. Bert Kimball. She left the house on an er- rand and heard the baby crying as she passed the clump of bushes in which it had been concea'ed, In the driveway of the Kimball home. Miss Kimball took the infant to her home and it is now in the custody of Mrs. Kimball who has notified First Se- lectman Leon Walker. . Selectman Wa been nlaced in the hands of a Greek restaurant keener~in South Main street, Springfield. Lient. Hamlin said he vis- ker is investigating the case. The bal is thought to have leen deserted by a Worcester coupie who were seen in the Tps | | i " Skirts, Etc. — THIS MORNING Promptly At 8:30, Will Begin An Apparel Sale Without Precedent or Paralell About 100 Garments Comprising Dresses, Coats, Suits, All At One Price | A $5.00 ke tax list at $290,000, was inventorled at | at This is the most remarkable offering of Women'’s high-grade Apparel that we have made in re cent years. Included in this offering are— Women’s Summer Dresses of Dotted Swiss, Organdie, Line n, Gingham, & IR ITCHELL 4 Will Go On Sale OPEN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH | and expenses, $8,923. There has been pald to the state of Connecticut on account of fnheritance tax $300,000, and the balance will be figured out when the anpeal In connee- tion with the executors' allowances has finally been determined by the courts. Women’s Silk Skirts and Striped Flan-. nel Skirts, value up to $17.50........ Women’s Silk and Hand-made Waists, value up t0 $9.98................. " Children’s Coats, in good assortmen yul-ueuptofl&SO..._...........'? NOTE :—These offerin the store opens at 8 commend an early selection. gs will go on sale when :30 this morning. We re- vi found, b Dy sengers & young woman and a baby. The automobile stopped near the railroad mile from the Kimball home, e ai e o o t waitin, by train o t a t » o more eggs than last week but 2 less than the six year average. of ai The 140 Rocks are third with an ave- s Jaffe of Colchester and Chaskel Free- | rage of 137.1 eggs per: bird, The ‘00 | Rt the others. No. ofe saw the hen as| 1o’ of New Tork to recover $5.000 ann | other birds, which includes the V she made her, daily flights “to the nest| 45 ‘geclare null and vold a mortgage dottes, Brahmas and Black Leghorns, | Which wasiin an angle where the cu-| gicen by Jaffe to Freeman. have an average production of 1267 |PO!a joined ‘the roof and was unpro-| " sccording to the complaint, filed in the oggs each. tected as the cupo'a 18 enclosed oniy | gyperiop court through (i plaintiffs A pen of Rhode Island Rads rwned|P¥ A Wire netting.: counsel, Jaffre gave a note to the trust | by Pinecrest Orchards, Groton, Mass., . Mr Brown has abont 1.600 chickens. | company on October 27. 1920, calling for < later she came back and walked in the bury. man was seen coming back without the baby. bouzht some groceries. a bright pink dress and green hat, LEGHORNS LEADING IN Storrs are rumning a good race. Thar production to date is 140,479 eggs and ez production” per bird of 134.8 ezme. wag first for the week Wwith a produc- horns owned by Hollywooq Farm. Hol- icinity shortly before the after a short baby ‘was|A. E. "‘”‘Q‘ Pittstown, N. Mrs. Loretta Soper saw a machine, earing & Massachusetts license num: er, driven’ by a man carrying as pas- Harry. D. Eromons (Whits ear Aidottes) Fiymonth. Gomm.. e 1247 NEW LONDON TO HAVE JUVENILE COURT In view of ‘the recent law by the Connectisut state legislature pro- viding for juvenile courts and for the withholding from the public of the names and records of children and youths un- der -age, arraigned on minor charges, Judge S. Victor Prince of the New Lon- don city' court announced Monday that effective at once, no cases of minors will be tried out’ of chambers' and that all Teports of such cases will be withheld from the public and press as the state law implies. Though this policy of withholding the names of minors his been enforced by the New London officials in numerous cases In the past it will now be universal- Iy enforced except in major:cases where the offense is of such a serious naturs that a binding over to the higher courts is_entailed, In such flagrant cases the authorities stated they will. raveal suca facts asthey feel the public afe entit'ed to know. on the sand tation which is about a quarter of a and the oung woman, earrying the baby in her rms got out of the machine and walk- d towards the station. A few minutes their dresses, TRYING TO E it 5 pposite direction. The automobile drove That every n to the store conducted by Bert Kings- A few minutes later the young wo- The man went into_the store and It is sald ne in the store that he was for a lady who was to arrive and that he was from Wor- old those displayed by ester, The young woman returned to the au- omobile and the couple drove away in n easterly direction. police report The woman wore consulted in The police o case closely STORRS EGG CONTEST The hens in he egg laying contest at WINDHAM PULLET'S STUNTS ASTONISH HER OWNER Kingsley Brown has a pullet hatched Feb. 25 Last Thursday the day she was sbx months' ‘ol she appeared with a brood 6f nine little chicks, She had stolen her “nest; ‘in “the’ cunola of the barn te reach which she had to fiy 25 feet. ‘Two Of the’ chicks were found on the- barn floor “and how. they got there is & mysters. Mr. Brown had to ciimb a laddér from the hay mow to active part The of money are 31 eggs his 15 49 eggs hey still have nine weeks to go. roduction for the week was r a yield of 48.3 per cent. The'-500 Leghorns are Jsaling all ther breeds with an average egg pro- uction of 149.7 eggs per bird. The 70 Reds are second With an averaze cuted with | county His plant was one of those visited last weel by the Connecticut, New Jersey and New York Poultry association which are an a trip) of “inspection. ion of 56 eggs. A pen of White Leg- cember expired renewed, ywood, Wash., was second With a pro- duction of 52 ezgs. A pen of White Meanwhile Leghorns owned by Ernest F. Scott, | NOW THEY UNDRESS fendant, Farmington. Conn., and Burchell - and RIGHT ON THE BEACH | 000 to Janson's White Leghorns from Thetis the plaintiff Notwithstanding the “edict t there FTLL ASSOCIATED PEESS DESPATCHES prosecuting - attorney’s ABRAHAM JAFFE, COLCHESTER. DEFENDANT IN $5.000 SUIT Charging that a mortgage was exe. $5.000 and to run for twe months. it was renewed but when again February ‘reeman on time they arose, removed 1371 | their hats, dresses and shoes, rolied down their stockings and lo and behold they ‘were clad in neatly fitting L3thing suits. ‘They piled their clothing in a little heap took a swim for a half hour, dried out another half hour, donned hats and shoes, rolied up their stockings and strolled away. HUSH UP XPRESS INVESTIGATION effort has been made and is being made by the New London offi- efals and imported svecial agents cf the American Railway Express Company to sew up the facts connecied With the re- cent alleged discrepancies in accounts of the New London office has been clearly the absolute refusal of the officials of the company in any way to comment on the situation. New London that neither they mor the office have been the matter. have bgen following the since it 'broke on Friday night and report that they have been in- formed thay, the king pin of the conspir- facy has been uncovered from his position. implicated and alleged to have taken an | in defrauding and released The five other men the company still reported to be working. ntent to defraud the plain- tiff, the East Hampton Bank and Trust Co. has brought superior court suit in the Midd esex against Abraham De- it it was not December 8, 1920 the de- ffre, zave a mortgage for § the same property. that given to se- claims Island, B. C., were both tied for taird |be no more undressing in automobiles at | Cur® the mote, all without eonsideration Place with a production of 50 eggs each |Ocean Beach by paries who go there | And With intent to defraud the pain- while Andrew L. Ohr's White Lozhorns|to bathe, a.car was ‘scen. at the Circle | Mff: the writ sa from Wallingford, Conn., were fourth |Sunday forenoon which parked thers v w®ith a production of 49 eggs. Rox Jules F. Franeals (Barred Rocks) for a long pericd. This gar was en- tirely. covered in by a'tarpaulin which extended from the ground ‘tver the top. The four leading pens in each of the principal varieties are as follows: necticut ok e It was a Kissél Kar with Connecticut [to the r e r-(sz A it régistration numbérs and it was obvious- | Only. 3963 . i o ‘ 1745 |1¥ _used for a bathhouse. Two police |lights and 2 came alofg and gavé it the once over. | the use of but at that time made no effort to learn |the idéntity- of the owner, who was sporting on the beach.méarby. Sl N D e s Tk gt 30 per cent There were 1 farm houses made this report and 1 Telephones In Farm Houses. 8 telephones in Con- . according 1920 census figures announced. or electric houses enjoyed in 19 farms had gas 9,524 farm ater piped into the house. ‘There were in use 5,046 automobiles on that 95 auto trucks were employed on 6.1 per cent. of the farms making this report. of the state's farms WD, 5 g s e L._E. Ingeldshy, Cooperstown, Jack Trevethan, Vineland, Burchell B. C. & Janson, Thetis Isiand, Other Varieties. Obed G. Knight (White Wyan- dottes) Bridgeton, R. I H. P. Cloyes Silver Lane, (Buft Wyandotkes) Conn. . 1497 3 W:"ha[f,“m"" B‘;““i = l{\f i 1455 | o young women . récently eame to ames F. MacDonald (White _ |ine beach clfd in attractive worsted Rocks) East Pembroke, Mass... 1351 | b Pl Bh G o atives on the Rhode Island Reds. sand opposite the Chappell cottage and |in use. Charles H. Lane, Southboro, Mass. . . 1725 The Orchards, Hadley, Mass, . ST Sunnyfield Farm, Wallingford, e e F I I . 13536 H. S. Bickford, Gossville, N. H... 1584 White Leghorns. Y N Hollywood ~ Farm, ' Hollywood, AT REDUCED PRICES O’NEIL-McGRORY ELECTRIC CO. FRANKLIN SQUARE Four hun- dred and eleven reported 440 tractors —AT— IRVING E. BOGUE STERLING TIRES CASINGS REGULAR PRICE RED REGULAR PRICE 30x3 Fabric 30x3Y/, Fabric 32x31/, Fabric 31x4 Fabric 30x31/, Cord 32x3Y, Cord 32x4 - Cord 33x4 Cord 34x4 'Cord 32x4Y/, Cord 33x4Y/, Cord 34x41/, Cord’ 35x41/, Cord FULL FACTORY GUARANTEE Fabrics 6000 Miles : TIRE SALE CONTINUED CO. WE ARE CONTINUING OUR SPECIAL SALE OF STERLING TIRES We want everyone to know that we have sold the new Sterling Tire for over eight months—that we have sold more than 250 tires and have had but one adjustment to make in that time—that they are good tires or we would not sell them. Every tire is of new type construction with locked-in bead and reinforced sidewall. Prices are the lowest ever printed in Norwich on first quality, fully guaranteed tires. TUBES _ Cords 8000 Miles SPECIAL GUARANTEE ON 30 x 3, OVERSIZE FABRIC 8000 MILES PHONE 912 !llf'.-‘u-‘ Ass One road winds through the mesdow- land, Embowered in leafy screen. One road to the sounding sea: e il throush mosntains il On_that I hear the meadow:lark, On' this the whip-poor-will. A w'gzag féhcs rumd by that road, Twinnl with the Xa-mm bloem} On this the huckleberries grow Beneath the pine ‘m' gloom. On that road in the glinting ficlds A carpet. white ang gold On_this along, & rocky steep. Green ferns in wealth umtold, By one road seold 5 bob-o-linke And friendly Tovius 03 But by the cther sings the thrash And sharp-voiced vireo. O’er pools at eve beside that read The hlackbirds red of wing: On_this in some secluded nook \ The hermit thrushes: sing- One road is fragrant with the seent Of fields of new-mewn hay & Beside the other, soft with moss. Brooks flash with sparkling raye Now by which rond of thas T g8y Or which 1 love the best Depends on who is with me then. Now can you guess the rest? —Richmond Herbert Gesner, in Besten Transcript. » MIDSUMMER. The snoon steals softly like a ghost: The south wind rusties is the corm; The stars, a silver herded host Camp o'er the hills till break of mern The mocking bird_ has hushed hix sors To wait the goldand:scarlet fall But_other minstrels come {o throng And thrill the woodland Witht their eal Mirthless and mute midsummer stands, Her harp of dreams half 1aid asidle: Her fair brow bound with daisied bands, Her lips with scarlet iwries dyed. Cloud-ships drifting in the skr. The nether sea. fant tinged with rese: The sad. sweet whisner of a sigh— Where zephyr. lightly blows. —John Jordan Dougias, in~ Chaslesten News. HUMOR OF THE DAY “Yes, she married a duke.” “Is he of any earthly accountf™ “Well, 1 belisvé he can -make good salad _dressingt”—Loutsville - Courier- Journal Miss Oldup—The man I would marry I must look up to. ” Miss Pert—In love with the maa in the moon. are youl—Buston Transcript. Fleanor—I wonder if kissing is really more informal than it ufed to be Caroline—Well, you ought 1o know.— «change. “Only come back to our stock eemgany and we will give you fat parts “You tried to iclly ~me befre abbut your fat parts. That's too thick —Bal- timore American. “You ought to have some slock & rubber plantation.” . “What do you suppose to gToW—over: shoes or rubber . bands? —Loulsy Courier Journal. Ting—Laugh and the world laaghs with you, as the old saying is. Bingo—There's-a Rew one just-as §ood, Quaff and you quafl alone—Exchangt. Editor—Have you cut out & 1t of the phrases as 1 suggested? Autior—Yes, and found & good mAr- ket for them. Editor—What do_you mean? Author—I tied the discarded phrases up into dozen lots and sold them a8 vers libre.—Bostn Transcript. Col. Borer—Hello, Jones; where've you been? Jones—To see my Deople. Col. Boger—Ah! And how ‘did you ‘find em? E th.hme,uauue easily, knew whers they lived. —Exchange. “Before we were married you usel to take me to -the theatre frequently. “Yes, my dear. But then 1 knew man who used to give me passes”—Ot- tawa Citizen. “I perceive” wald the highbrow, mfter witnessing _his first bafl game Cthat success in this psort can be attained only by perfect cooperation among the players each subordinating his own in- dividuality to that of the organizatien of which he is & part.” " You may be right at that” replied “he main thing le “You will mever get amywhere walees you have higher ideals than this’ greach- ed the woman to whose dbor the tramd had applied for assistance “Are you really content to spend fgour life walk- ing around the country begging? lady,” answered Weary ~Willle s the time I've wished I had & —merican Legion Weekly. Aluminum is the only metal that will not rust Red Is the color of good fortune ameny the Chinese. The pational anthem of Uruguay- bas seventy verses. The University of Chicago has mere women than men students. Eau Claire, Wis, hab recesitly appist- ed its first policewoman. France proposes compulsory physies’ training for school giris. Queen Sophia ot Greece is reperted i have become & comvert to woman suf- frage. In the old China of empire days sel- dlering was regarded the basest of oc cupationa There ace toads in India that eager- Iy swallow bits of red hot {:arcoff witl no apparent discomfort. It is the boast of the dairymen of 4 land that in their country there is & 4 hich T invented T rooncky wid. ® - suggested, be of educational- t the forturfte children possessing &u playthings. b3