Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, April 16, 1921, Page 12

Oenditient Pressure e—mfi high ever the North tlantic n‘l, attended by showers and Qfih Within the last 24 ln the' states. mmnh'un-m will move m‘mw attended ' by rain in states east of the Mississippi river ?I‘ | the pext 24 tc 43 hours. Follow- passing of this distyrbance M coter Weather will prevail Winds M of h.l Hooks and suw Hook t5 ‘Hatteras: dfl Fresh south and south- east winds and overcast weather Satur- day, prebably showers. £ Nr Southern New Fngland: Unset- tled ‘Saturday; Sunday rain, much cooler. Observations in Nerwich " The Bulletin's obeervations show the ftoifowing records from changes in tem -‘tlu- ud unmelrk: changes Friday: Ther, Bar. 50 30.10 53 30.10 52 30.10 Showers. Rainy. thns “for Friday: Friday's weather: STN, MOOX AND TIDES, High Il Moon Six Mours after high water it is low water, which is followed by flond tid GREENEVILLE i On' Monday evening in St. Andrew’s Episcopal ‘cfiurch ‘there- will be-a con- firmation service at 7:45 p. m. The Rev. B. G Acheson, D. D, suffragan bishop of the diocese-of Connecticut, will administer the rite of mmme« and will preach sermon. * e TTrys Holy Name - society ' ind Third : Sunday Brigade . movement will racedve. their April, holy communion at.| that' church on Sunday morning at the sarly, mass and a large attendance of the then ‘of the ‘parish’ is expected. Fol- lowing . the evening services the monthly meeting of the seciety will be held. ' One of the largest and most pleasing social events of the spring season was the seventh annual dante given by the Has MI Club in Ponemah hall Friddy syening. * The hall .was thronged . with ests, ' including many from Willimantic gl&‘. Nerwich, Jewett-City -and- Plain- leld. ' ‘Seats .were reserved for spectat- srs and a convenient parking place for motors was provided in the rear of the Tinkham's . Country Club orchestra, tapably directed by Miss Ethel Marsan. violinist, furnished the music for the ng. The ‘prompting was by Pro- Tinkham of Hanover, who has had of the dancing at the Has Beens agftivs for seven years. He occupied a gajly decorated “throne” at one side of the hall And his voice could. be heard slearly by’ the ‘entire company of danc- s dicoratiord. by Chambertain, con- o’ ]ol. strings ~ of electrically lahterns strung over the Aeor, producing a eoft and artis- ting effect. The committee on dec- orations was assisted by Harry Hanhan u& and “Ougllette. the grand march led by Mr. u.gl-nln‘ Earle .M. Wood opened tne program. ‘The, second couple, Mr. and Mrs. Chldec T. Webster, were followed by" the officers of the club and . their wives, Mr. 2nd Mrs, John D. Sharples, Mz,-and: Mrs, Albert Aberg, and Mr. and Mrs. ' Andrew Frohmader. - Following these wece the members of the club and their guests. After -the march the even- ing was given over to the quadrilles, lan- clers, me&mm and Virginia reel! of other davs, % »The club hed engaged Miss Marle Bzusquet, thnemu. who gave a skillful intérpretation of 'a Turkish dance, which ‘was warmly applanded by the spectators. Bhé was accompanied 6n the plano by Migs “Blanche Fontaine, and' there “wére special; lighting :effects . for this. rumber. Khother feature was the carnival dance when :,at-a-given signal, - confetti and ‘lrl-eelere'l streamers were showered upen the dlneerm - During " the” evening refruhm-nts were served by Richard Troeger. . The chair- vien of the committess -who were in n, of ‘the dance are as follows:- Re- m{ William F. Chamberlain; dec- tion, John D. Sharples: Albert” T.. Aberg” refreshments Chdrles T." Webstar was the floor director and his aides were Barle M. Wood and Andrew Frohmader. ;l\e coat room 'was ‘ in charge of John erd ‘Antlcinlfin{ that the village will zo sn daylight eaving the officers and di- ‘TBctors- of | the Twilight Baseball lea=ue neld a meeting in the rooms of the Po- asmah Wheel club: on ‘Wednesday even- Tig to discuss the advisability of organtz- ing for the \coming season. Representa- tivesof K. 6f C, Army-Navy and the Pénermah Wheel. club were presant and it _was decided to etxend an invieZtion te the Lafayette to joln. and form a four club league.. . Last. -season the league corsisted of six clubs, and it is the gen- eral belief that a four Ftlub league would be much stronger. Secretarv J. B. RBeoit' and . Treasurer Fred Holdsworth were mamed on a commlittes to talk in faver of daylight’ saving at the open meéting to be held in Norwich at some future date. . The fans are anxiously apaiting the. reopening of the Twilight league as it certainly furnished good svort. and ‘amusement for- village and i dmlaped some likely ball players S T SO TLAN TO ERECT ADDITION ¥OR BULKELEY SCHOOL Decision of the ‘trustees of Bulkeley 2chool in New London, to resume the project of erecting an addition to the in- stitution’s building, ‘ contemplated and lha abandoned in 1918° during. the war, t of Walter A. Towne as thcb.l of the school after 33 years' séfyice, were divuiged at the. April meet- ifg of-the board of school visiters Thurs- day afternoon. The disclosures came when trustees of Bulkeley schoel appear- ed before the school board and asked its moral support.teward approving the ac- Of the trustees for the erection of an tien te the school. was divulged - that the additien is m school. The endowment of the schoo] new. about $37,000. and it-is proposed te use about $7 0 of this ameunt; whieh will practically wipe out the .endowment of the school. 'The trus- tées of ‘Bulkeley ‘school feel that while the wiping- emt of the endowment, which brings an income of about $4,000 2 year to . the -schoel, - will mean an additional expense of that much to the city for the support of the school, yet the benefits te ‘the Boys at the school to be derived trom the cannot be patimated. Judge John | W. court, has oeuLpud the: flu.l m..qnfl. ucumt of the" receivers' of the .Groten’ Iron ‘ Works, Frederick " Conlen “and P’ Leroy Harwood, and has ‘discharged the receivers and released their: bond, ' thur closing the . receivership. ¥ The final account wu,fl!ei Friday. af the office of Judge George E. _Parsons. clerk of the superior court, as huon Recetpts Balance—Cash on hand as shown by account . March 21, 18 to Jan. Redeposited - checks Interest covering. & 19217329, xuz: 11,947.67 Total cash te ha:mmm for n 3!2“ Disbursements = - C. B.Whittlesey, — Shere Line Elect. Co. claim Court stend, P IEQUAL FRANCHISE LEAGUE « DISBANDS; WORK Am-mln'fl Twenty members of the Norwich Equ:.l Franchise League were presen! luncheon ‘at the Norwich Girls' Commu- nity club Friddy afterneon at which the Jeague wound up its affairs.and voted to disband. The following menu was serv- ed: » Tomato Bisqne, Crackers d Ham - ° Potate s-lul Jelly Rolls Salted Nuts gharlotta Russ” Coffeo | The minutes of the last meeting were read and approved ,and the secretary, Mrs. Willis Austin, then gave a sketch of the earlier days of suffrage work in this city. She read in large part from a sorap book made from clippingy from the local papers. Much amusement, was elf- cited from some articles and“there was much - interest -;n_accounts. of...the begin= nings of the league which organized wlth eight members in June-1912. After readlnt the treasurer’s report. Mrs. Albert H. Chase gave an additional report covering. the: eight: and a half years of the work. The tetal reecipts were $6,401.82. Of- this amount $814.20 was: given to the Red Cross, $5 to Home Gardens and to the New Lenden Cellnty Farm Bureau $256.60. It was voted to send the balance in me treasury amounting to $77 to the Amma League of Women Wurke‘rs citing the need of the influence of this organization in behalf of the welfare bfll.! betore the state legislature. In as much as the. lemes vork “in se- curing the vote for women has been ac- complished the motion. was.made and ‘carried that the league now disband. MAY STORE MILITARY EQUIPMENT AT STATE:PIER It is considered possible ‘that:some of the military equipment for the ‘Conmnee- ticut ' National Guard, which' it 'is -pre- vosed ‘to store at Niantic, ‘may be heused at the state pier in East New -London. Representative Luther M. Keith of the appropriations committee made the sug- gestion Thursday as a possible way to avoid about $100,000° of ‘the estimated ex- pense of approximately $200,000 for stor- ing the equipment at-Niantie. His plan calculates te ehnlnnu the necessity of erecting large -storeheuses at Niantic .to “accommodate - the great mass of surplus equipment on t to thig state. Col. Morris B. Payne of Néw . IAndOn. house chairman of. the . militiry affairs committee, states that he sees no regson why the military equipment ceuid not be stored at the pier. Twenty-four of the G. P, F. guns are consigned 6 Connec- ticut .and six of them will-h& located:in different state. armories, . leaving 13 of these guns, with great quantities ef oth- er surplus equipment be taken care of elsewhere. Bills asking an “‘I‘eFlle of $119,000 to strerigthen armeries to' ac- commodate the heavy artillery will' have to be acted on independent of the request for ° accommodations for the - surplus equipment which the stal apparently obligated to ‘accept and ‘caré for.’ PR s T | TR ATUTO. DRIVER IS HELD : BY CORONER nEB!OxD F <A finding of gross erllnhul negligence has been returned against Wasily Slepi- ca of 114 Bradley strest, New Lenden, by Coroner J. J. Desmond of Norwich, as the result of his investigatiens into the collision at the entrarce te:Jordin cemetery Sunday,” when Heérbert' Taylor was, fatally injured. _ Slepica, who was driving . the automebile. inte . which Tay- lor, mounted on a motoreycle, crashed, is being held in the New London jail. Hi will be 'xven a continued hearing in Wa: terford the 23rd in the “afternoon.. , Thomag E. Troland, presecuting atter- ney for the tewn of Waterford, stated on Friday that, as a result of the coroner’s findings, Slepica will vbe "charged - with negligent operation of -a -moter vehicle resulting in a death. The .charge of man- slaughter, = Attorney . ‘Troland stated, would not be made, as th eaccused had absolutely no intention ef harming the victim in any way. Theicharge of man- slaughter, it was further explaiped, us- ually entails that the accused has at- tempted .some degree of bodily hn—m to the victim. 1 —_— 3 Uneclaimed. Letters. ‘The . list of unclaimed ‘letters in Ner- wich, Conn., post ‘office,” week. aending APril 16, 121, is as Nlows: Mrs. Otis Burnham, Mrs. A. J. Champlin, Mrs. E. Kane, Mrs, C. F. McNamara, Charlie Senay. 'PHONE - 1665 And Have a Five-Gallon Bottle of PURE SPRING MINERAL WATER Delivered to’ You for 40c 20 different flavers of Seda Water and Tonic, bottied from pure spring mineral water and under clean and “healithful conditions. & Exclusive Sale of Orange, Lemen and Lime Crush. Why net n‘ni in a trial order 7 Rock Water Bottling Works Hunter Avenue, thtwlk ) JArrold, the vies presi Mrs. Raymond B. Sherman renorted sub- ‘| stantial additions to ; loave s CRUSHED BY TRUCK | ELECTS ITS QIHCIIB Orrnhl M. Price, ¢tommander of Sedg- Dr. L. I Pratte of Taftville escaped). Mis Grace Ogden was TRPRISE PARTY FOR MISS G ‘wick: Pest, 'No. 1, G. A. R., this city,- was serious injury in an auto accident Fridag prised Friday evening at the hu.e ' compensafion’ ... 2,500.00 Conlon, receiver's expenses 1,217.09 ‘White, accountant salary and expenses . l!unt & White, p m EEREE . Hall,, McGuire & Hull,—claim of Timoathy Sullivan, et al and " Robt. Menzie, et al. ........ P Z. Hankey—claim of Frank- % un )lwh.un Co, -rom Groten Iron Works—check ~ paid them refunded ... 1,042.18 2,246.73 1,500.00 218,08 . m‘.m.oo . $10.824.77 10.663.99 Mariners’ &v‘lm Bank, print- ing’ and telephone L. Harwood, receivers' ex Hunt and White, services Groton Iron Work 3,852/01 Total gisbursements for period $61,382.06 The. receivership had been in exis- tence more than two years. PROGRAMME COMMEMORATED LIVES OT THE PILGRIMS The regular busi meeting Af the ‘Women's Federa‘ion and Pavish Ho department of Pack churzh was beld in tpe_parlors of th> Mugh Uenrv Osgcod Memorial on Frilav afternoon. In the ahsence of the prasiisat, Mrs. Haamy o2, Mrs. W. Tyier Er.wne, presided. Fol'owing the devoticaal exercises, th treasu-y. and $200 was voted ‘or the renzir fund for ithe church and £100 in repairs on the parsonage. _Notices were givan by tham of the m necticut Branth ¥ = day. April 22 at 1 n. of the annual sta'e maetinz of the Cen- necticut Home Missiyary Union at Now Britain on April 27:h, During the prigramme M-z Albert Van Wagener, ‘m11 of the P: House department nresided and & Robert Johnsen. TArYT. Was sent the report was rea by Mrs. A, A, Hathrmod * The programme, whica commemorat- #d_ the lives of the Pilzrims was delight- fully carried out under diraction of Mrs. Frederick T. Savics and Mrs, Wi iam: H. Allen. Oae eid-of tne var- lor had been appron o'z furnisned a-setting, with the mas corazed by pewter loaned by M William H. Blackstone and a flax wh2sl from the collection of Mrs. Charles H. Butrs. Appearing in Puritan costumes, A7zs Esther Pullen, accompanied by Miss Ma- rion Williams, sang two charminz songs, the first, Into the Sunshine. being dedi- cated to Miss Helen Perkins. The see- ond number was Jov of the Morning, by | \Harrlet' Ware and both selections were adapted for her high. melodious voice. The Courtshin of Miles Standish, iI- lustrated by tableaux and pantormine, was the feature of the afternoon. The poem was read with swmpathetic inte: pretation by Miss Hannah Crowell and the characters were well taken by the followi '\ ybung people: . Priscilla,’ Mi Pauline Mather: John Alden, Downer Johhson: Miles Standish, Miss Barbara Allen; magistrate, Eben Learned, Jr.; messenger, John Sayles; elder, William Latham. A eocial hour followed with Mrs. John R. Blackmar, chairman. Tea was pour- ed by Miss Esther Pullen and Mrs. Charles Saxton, wearing the Puritan ces- tume. The waitresses, also wearing caps and kerchiéfs were Misses Beatrice Hast- waod, Audrey Gernon, Evon Briadhurst, 'auline Mather, - Marion Williams, Mrs Mrs. Archibald MacDairmil, Mrs. How- ard Benjamin and Mrs. Wiliam Weeden. R P TELEPHONE PLANT COUNCILS CONSIDER IMPORTANT BUSINESS A meeting of the plant councils of the erwich and New London telephone force wa$ held in this city Friday evening with an attendance of about 65. The, chairman of the New London plant council presided and committees were named on safety first, accident and first aid measures as well as upon matters of interest and welfare towards the pubiic service. - A talk upon ths _subjects brought before the council was given by J. H. Carney of this city, the district representative. - Daniel ‘Coughlin of Norwich and Ar- nold T. Ware of - New London were the chairmen named to represent the em- ployes on the safety first committee. WHITE CROSS COUNCIL MAKING MEMBERSHIP GAIN Nipe applicants were elected to mem- bership at the regular meeting of White Cross Council, No. 13, K. of C., held at the K. of C. home on Broadway Friday evenin, It is expected that a large class will enter the fourth degree at the fourth de- gree at the fourth degree assembly to be held in New Haven Sunday, June 5th. Many from Norwich expect to attend the social and dance at the Community House, Plainfield, when the newly or- ganized council in Plainfield extends to the mother council, All Hallows of Moo- sup a complimentary entertainment. Ridgepury.—Oceasionally a few scat- tering pheasants are seen in this section. i Partridge are also glimpsed in certain sections of the woodland. FRESH LITTLE PIG Pork Loins TO ROAST 26¢c-28¢ Ib. Size Cut to Order LEGS, Lean Beef FOR BOILING Pound 10c s STEAKS |cHops, h....zs:SaltCod BEST RIB Roast Beef |Fresh BONELESS FLATFISH, Ib. . 10c| Fresh Cream | Country Gentleman ROLLED soLip MEAT |Alaska Pink : .. Pound 29¢ |SALMON, can.. 13¢|1; Pint Jar 25¢!s; ALL KINDS Cut From Steer Beef Pound 32c FAT BACK Salt Pork Pound 16¢c. ©|elected . senior vice Army and the fact that Friday was the a L By a rising vote Department Chaplain William F. ‘Hilton of Hartford and Med- LEAN Corned Beef Pound 10c: 'SUGAR CURED OKED Shoulders Pound 18¢ YEARLING FOREQUARTERS SHAD, Ib....... 25¢c er. of walk ‘was chosen state commander. The|driven by the doctor, was struck on try Mildred temple, a bad shaking up and fright. Hs’ escape from serious injury was a miracl', Y. considering the wreck made of the Buic§ cookies. The session abounded in both vigorous|Car, the side of the car being pushed i Misses A The truck was coming down the grace 22d Mar! and the roadster going up. The truck was but slightly damaged. The corn® where the accident occurred is considercd oné of the most dangerous in this vicinity md near-accidents are almost a daily o currem:e there. ey, Cormier dy, Lesl! ton Brép! honey, ( ARREST NORWICH MAN Higgins, I IN' AUTOMOBILE FATALITY ! < 'The New Loridon police Friiav mizht "arrested Michael Gaskiewicz of N h, driv@® of a. public service automobile, Connecticut with the dea‘a of Au Lasko, four years old, who was stuck and killed in New London hy Gaskie- wicz's automobile on Mareh 12. Drescher. Max G Mocseheart Legion Meeting A wel attended meeting of Norwich chapter No. 124, Woman of, Mooseheart Legion, was held on Thursday evening with Mrs. Elida Boyens, senior regent. presiding. Three candidates were initiat- ed and a large amount of busincss was transacted. It was voted t> hoid another whist at Moose Home next week. At open a g room of Levy, dancing instructor, Rowland's Jaza orchestra the | morning at 9.15 at the corner of the higi. her parents on Central state’ department of the G.'A. R., at the|way at the foot of the grade near ti'3 number of ber friends. Durinz the even- annual state encampment in Hartford on |store of H. A. Richards in Occum whea ing songs and games were e:joyel. Pi- Friday. . Christiah Swartz of South Nor-|the Buick roadster No. 9855, owned ai | ano selections were gziven oy xhc Misses |trice Drescher, Raymond Portelance, Thomas Duft, “William Higgin, Richard Seed, Raymond Cain and John Moving to N years residents of this city this week for Norfolk, V3 will make their home. venue by Brennan and Ma election of officers and an extended and |left side amidships by the state highwcg The affair was arranzy by te Masses spirited debate on'a resolution permitting | truck C1995. Sons of Veterans to attend Grand Army meetings, which was tabled, constituted the chief matters of business at the ses- sjon Cormier and Shea, who were assisied by Dr. Pratte received a cut over thé le’t the Misses Mary Driscoll, fancy ca Those In attendasce were 1 cnes Dunn, Jo\phine Tusates flishes of ‘argument and oratory and in|°0 to the doctor, ninning him in the cc# Margaret Shea, Mary Yerrington, Bes solemn touches as speakers referred to|Until help was given him. Mildred Brennan, ie White, Anna Carroll. Al Irene Fox.’ Ve and Lewis Geer, fe Carroll, Edward Malone: Maynard Sullivan, Gerard Drisesll, Aul- hy, James Ward, William M. riolk, Va. Foldstein and family, for mai where th ry goods store In that city. Subseription Danee. couples attended the subscription ¥ evening in the dinf: gan ho':! by N. the Wa furnished musi FULL ASSOCIATED ACE O0GDEN pi€asantly uu Klizabctn Eu an and Mary Louise Odgea, i1 Serv- ing_ice cream, punch, ari Aana Brennan, Margaret Fahey, Anna Dewn- Veronica Roberts, Ricnard Bun- Raymoni will leave Mr. Goldstein wiil PRESS DESPATCHES POETRY THEFTS OF THE MORNING, Bind us the Morning, mother of stars, And of the winds that usher in the day! Bre bfb: light fingers slide the castern A netted snare before her footsteps lay Ere Pale roses of the mist be strewn, Hind us the Morning, and restore our own! ret Shea. Wlth her h‘\'a passed all things we held most ‘dear. l(ou lnbuy guarded from her |M-|- We nuylhm[ " gathered, toiling year By But -he h:(h claimed it for increase of alt! Our nmu mlk‘ brl:‘ht her crown, incrust her th: Bind us lhe Momlnl, and restore eur own! ce ra I'One who round eur h !l ‘rich fruitage to eur or bruthed de;fl sonz from out the lau- Q them to her—who can the bands? e mn-. What lure she used, what was Bind us t::e Morning, and restore our own! never known : ny Enough that for her sake Orient dled Siain by the silver Archer of the sky— That Ilion's prince amid her snlendors ey w Lies chain by age. nor wins his prayer o die! Enough! but hark! Our eaptive loves make moan ; Bind vs mc Morhing, and restore onr ng ow H. We have beheld them who wa lost of old the close of the meeting refresaments wers served by the refreshments com- i mail it mittee. Ave., Ch and addr, 1 Raids Witheut Results Tetush & ORRIN M. PRICE, The local police on Friday evening vis- | eorie ar: denior Viee Commander, ited two places In search of liquor but |pains in without results. The places visited were | backache. the last depleting ranks of' the Grand|the home of Mrs. Susie Hicks of Thames street and the saloon at 9 and 10 Mar- ket street. and constipat sluggish anniversary of the death of Abraham Lincoln. The officers were .installed /by Colonel Henry J. Seeley, commander 'of the So]- Albert P. Staj diers’ Home at Noroton. of Bristol was reappointed adjutant g eral and quastermaster general National Commander-in-Chief Willfam H. Ketcham addressed the encampment ical Director Benjamin H. Cheney of ew Haven were re-elected. S. J. Jerome ! of New London was one of twelve dele- gates elected to the national encamp- ment, —_— GIRL RETRACTS CHARGE MADE AGAINST MAN Sarah Epps, the young girl who sev- eral days ago accused Richard Hackley of indecent actions, retracted her state- ment in the city court on Friday and as| a result the case against Hackley in which he was held on the charge of rape, | ‘was nolled. Charles’ W. Thompson, whe crashed into the police patrol, while driving his automobile on North Main street was fined $75 and costs which he paid. W. Schagter paid $2 and costs for kill- ing sheep contrary to the provisions of the law. Three boys charged with tear- ing down a part of the wall near the City cemetery had their case .continued until June 1, One man, charged with operating a public service car under private numbers had his case continued until Monday. At S THE No Si and Foley C: thoroushly CUT THIS OUT—IT IS WORTH MONEY 2835 Sheffield your name | & Co., to Foley go, ill. writing ica ess cl trial pa nd - Tar Compound, You will receive 1 croup; sides and idne ha back. rheumatist and bladder ailmen ion, biliousness. boweis. Lee & Oszood Co. 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O ron the wind before her they are blown ; = us the Morning, own ! | Bind and restore omr They do her serviee looms That weave the misty Thetr T8 & eir tenrs are drink * thirsting Theit™, blooms. ; B eir hreath ths darkling wood-bird wakes and thriils: o at the vesture of the 2 nolseless ts, Us, too. \thev seek. but far adrift ar thrown ; Bind us the Morning, and resfore owm own! Yea, crv her Thisf! {mm where the Nght doth break o To whor: it merges in the westers I aurh'k"l ours she, startled. shou'd for. waife !h. waiting Night for m will keep. © not; still pursue her, falsely own ; Bind 1 'he Morning, and restore em —P" 'h Mlll!dl Thomas. In Indianapelis TO BE OR NOT TO BE. TI'd rather be a Could Be If T could not be an Are, For a Could Be is a Mavhe With a.chance of touching par. I'd_rather he a Has Been Than a Hight Have Been by far: For a Mirh Save Been hu never beer But a Has wvas onee an Are —Stanford Chapparal —_— SWAT THE FLY! Oh, every fly that skine our swatters Will have five million sons and daughters And countless first and second eousins, Of aunts and uncles, scores and duzens And fifty-seven billion nieces ; So—knock the blamed thing a1l to pieces - ('I'Illl HUMOR OF THE DAY “What is the poet worked up eve now?" “Seems some government joker sen him an income tax blank."—Louisviii¢ Cotrier-Journal. “If you're so smart in 'rithmetic,” maié Bobby's sister, “how many times do I go into 127" - “Aw, that's easy,” sald Bobby in dis- gusted tones; “three times apd 3 over.” —Boston Transcript. “What did your boy Josh do when you told him he would have to go out In the world and make his own living?" “He went to the next farm as a hired hand, and in a week had me offerin’ him his board an’ ‘keep an’ more wages - Washington Star. Molly—Misg Gray! The Governess—Tes, dear, Molly—The vicar said last Sundsy thal they play harps in heaven. The Governess—Well, dear? Molly—Then what is the sense of my learning to play the silly old plane?— London Mail. | “Shal I sing you my song with & re. ‘frain to it?* “Oh, please refrain."—Judge “How long did he talk?" “About an hour.” “But he gtated that he would say enly a word or two." “Yes, and -he said about 15,600. Hi may be an orator, but he's no mathemati. clan.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. Blimp—"Beauty i only skin deep.” Chump—"Still, that isn't the beauty about a sausage."—London Answers. "Thh book tells you how to ecene- mize.” “Do Y need a book to tell me that?™ uh “Economy - 8 get away from Journal. “Why should a man of your wealth care for money”" “I don't care for it protested Mr. Dustin Stax. “It's the importance that other people attach to it that makes the individual feel it's desirable to have as much of it as possible.” — Washington Star. Teacher—Thomas, will you tell me what a conjunction iz ,and compose a sentence containing one? Thomas (after réflection)—A conjune- tion is a word connecting anything, such as “The horse is hitched to the fence by his halter.” “Halter is a conjunction because it' connects the horse and the tence."—Harper's Bazaar, “Your wife used to object to your oking.” T Yenr replied Mr. Meekton. “That wag before Henrietta becAme so intefest- ed in great public questions. Now she has me light a pipe now and then se that when she makes a speech she won't mind the eigarette smoke in the au- dience."—Washington Star. A senator approached and said: “Senator, why do you suppose Mr. Harding has been conferring with So- and-So and Mr. Such-and-Such?" Well," replied Senator Knox. “T sup- pose he wanted complete mental relaxa- tion.”—8t. Louis Dispatch. | THE KALEIDOSCOPE Automobjles cost as much as §100,000 n Russia. London maintains a laundry school, where girls are taught the true art of | washing clothes. Every official act of the president of the French republic has to be counter- signed by a minister. The number of places gelling intoxicat- ing liquors in London has been steadily decreasing during the last ten years. The city of Muskegon, Mich., has len! $10,000, without security, to these of its citizens who are out of work and in need. There are 718 members of the British house of lords, including sixteen Scoftish and twenty-eight Irish representative forced on me. I ean™t it."—Louisville Courler- Senator Knox