Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, February 22, 1921, Page 10

Al Ela = Fak ] i ) iy benign deck an im- true enthusiasm that burne nhy-xuny, ngmwlr %Wm shy of human siefie, simple - Cot a box. ol» sforce (hat makes a Iifethme and if i’ floeu( release you ived sonz craving for tobacoo in m! !Prfl. )«t w’"’""’ [~ Argrg B dru:g st 'lll refund M mu;nuhu’n:? nn- -M%{ g front hérafe tofls with late nl-n noné, oF wuth ‘as uhiames - the HUSBAND SUES WIFE D‘Ia_mmlvuhnhumdnu FOR ROOMING M PROFITS th holid: g e OV | And i 2y stubble, that couid Criatotorro, " all: G B Mmm‘:& o5 w 'n fields were lost or fields were Sun place & To-Bac tablet in your : | to" help” relleve that Shortl, T furnish. 2,000 empty barrels - for apple julce is the basis of a suit for $15,000 b against the Coichester ‘Angelina Cai bonl, who runs & house. at 242 Main street has been made the defend- ant in a suit brouglt i the or gid EETY show. Not much chan; Observations in The Bulletin's observations shew the following records: reported from changes damage brought firm by J. Grant Wriglt of Wilson, N. Y. Nine tracts of ‘and in Colchester have been attached. It is the claim that Elgart & Son contracted with Wilson to take from Wright 2,000 barrels of apple in temperature and barometric readings b p. m,,.. . Highest 23, Towest 30. Comparisons. Predictions for Monday: Clearing. ‘ Mondey's - weather: Fair; moderate gemenlum. PR S SR SUN, MOON AuD TIDES." f Sun It High || Moon |l Rises. | Sets. || Water.|| Sets. s (Standard Time.) Six hours after high water it is low ‘water, which is followed by flood tide. GRFENEVILLE - " Over 500 men of St. Mary's parish Yraved the storm of Sunday morning to the first mass for the day o'clock. This was the monthly . JBoly communion day for the Holy Name “soclety and Third Sunday Brigade move- foent. The low mass was read by the visiting Jesuit priest, Rev. Gsorge Covrle, of Holy Cross college, Worcester. Dut ng fhe mass there was singlng with Miss Badis A. Driscoli at the orgam. Qoyle was assisted by the. pastor, Rev. W. A. Keefe, in admin'stering the sacra- “thent to the large number of commuril- nts and at the end of the mass he congratulated the men for their ex- cellent showing. Fr. Coyie gave a short instruction, owing to the laieness in pre- pering for the second mass at 9 o'clock on the gospel for the day which presented Christ on Mount Tabor with His three disciples, Peter, James and John, and the tradsfiguration scene Which follow- ed which brought forth the exclamation from the disciples, ‘“Lord, it is good for 18 to be hers,” the preacher bringing forth that reading and following the Life of Christ we could carry;a Christ like ap- pearance in our lives and place ourselves the same happy mood as that of the es ¢n the mountam. ~ Before the Lenten season closes a special Sunday is to be assigned to the women of the parish for their Easter duty. In order that the sick and infirm may be reached a special week is mark- ed for the priests to bring the sacra- ments to the homes. The Lenten period for thir duty is from Ash Wednesday to Trinity Sunday, * In the evening at 7 o'clock there were Lenten devotigns consisting of the sta- tions of the cross and benediction of the Most Rlessed Sacrament given by Rev. Fr. Kenmedy before a fair sized congregation. Among the Greeneville people that at- tended the 49th annual social and dance given by Mt. Vernon lodge, F. and A. M., were Henry A. Covey and Miss Adelaide E. Brown, Mr. and Mrs. Louis Geer, Fred Geer, George Humbolt, Mr. and Mrs, William Kramer, Mr. and Mrs. John C. Atterbury. Miss Gladys Upton has returned after spending a week in New York with her brother, Turner Upton, who has been in India the past secen months. Joseph Portelance has returned after spending a few days in New Haven. While there he attended a Foresters' meeting. Carl Rieley has returned to New Lon- don after spending a few days at the. home of his parents on Central avenue. ' TAFTVILLE - Miss D. Beauregard is attending the|- millinery opening in New York ecity. - The snow plow of the flonnecticut anp-ny encountered a large, drift near the Lisbon bridge, Sunday and is trying to remove the same, jumped the track. Skiing has become a popular sport ‘with the younger folks of the village, as well as coasting, the numerous hills in the vicinity affording this pleasure. ~ If the snow is on the ground by next|: Baturday the soccer team will have to postpone their practice. ‘The trolleys had 2 hard time keeping on: Schiedule Monday but gave good service ‘with the hindrances that they met. The members of the Social and Football elub greatly enjoyed a smoker and en- tertainment at the club rooms, y might, with the presiden., ¥red Ince, pre- eWing. The entertainment part of the programme was furnishea by some eof fim members and included seve.al solos, which were as follows: Long ,Leng Trail, by . Greenhalge; Apple Blrssom Time, by W. Mathers; The Fisher nu.n. by, Allen Bogle; Mary Jane, by A. rd ; Let Me Like a Sold\er F'lll.. by etcher ; Horrigan, by T. Parsons; .voo Mambey end T. Addhm gave !hnrt recitations 2nd A. Arie rendered, I Will Be Up Your Waw Next Week. The musi¢ of the ev- ening was furnished by Bardsley’s string orchestra. A comedy, Why DIid Father Jeave Home, proved to be a success end caused much laughter. The winners And there isn’t anything that trou- bles some people more than loeking Eor trouble and not finding it. Jor. | the public in the cider was to be shipped after treat- ment with one-percent benzoate of soda. The. apple jnice was to be paid for by BElgart at the rate of 15c per gallon f. 0. b. Wilson, N. Y., and’ delivery to be completed by January 1, 1921, 1t is,complained that Elgart & Sen diq not ‘send the empty barrels and did not take the .apple juice by rea.nn n( which Wright was damaged in th" of -$10,000. Moreover, the MUST MAKE !E*J'l“ P . THOUGH TAX EXEMPT Due to misunderstanding eof exemp- tions, more than 70,000 persons last year were assessed a nominal penalty of from $5 to $10 for faflure to' file an incomey tax return for 1919 ,although their in- come for that year was not taxable. This fact was made known Monday by H. 8. Dorsey and J. J. Hennon, internal reve- nue deputies who are here to help peo- ple make out their income tax returns. According to the deputies, returns which should have been coming in since January 1 have been extremely slow in | coming in@and the inevitable consequence will be that on the last few days prior to |* Owing to ‘the fact. that the Norwich suit’ for, mon counts against . New York M. Blankenteld-and her husband Fgon Blankenfeld - have : been residing. on a farm owned by :Charmats for whom Blankenfeld was farm manag- suit Icllllll John A Cl!l of Philadel- ‘New ork 1 aintiff |phia for $5,000 gamages. IRVING ‘BOGUE AUXILIARY Uncertain - transportatien ‘and snow- covered .streets had thelr effect -on . the sige of the attendarnce af the'mass meet- ing held ‘in Buek “Memorial Mon: day evening in the Interests of .the wo- than's_auxil! Amerln.n not as Iugeu expected there Was among those present “a spirit “ of -~ umity thgt forecasts a: very 'lece‘ltll. sefficient and strong auxiliary. The meeting wag presided over by Mrs. ‘Willlam 8. Fletcher,. the temporary pres- ident. After. the mintes of the previous March 15 there will be 2 rush, . which | meeting had been read Mry. Fletcher in- the collectors will be unakle to handle. |troduced Earle C. Herrick, past co mman- The office of the co'lectors in the Shan- |der of Fletcher post, who told of the or- non building is open daily and all possible assistance ang service will be accorded ling returns. To facilitate matters they called at- tention to the following facts covering: the making of returns. “The exemptions for 1920 are $1.000 for single persons, $2,000 for married persons and heads of families plus $200 for each dependent if under 18 years of 2ge or in- capable of self-suppprt. The normal rate is 4 per cent. n the first $4.000 of net in- come zbove the exemptions and 8 per cent on the Temaining met income. This applies to every citizen and resident of the United States. Alien non-residents receivng income from sources within the United States are taxed to the full 8 per cent. on net income: from stich: sources. The surtax rites range from T per cent. on income between $5,000 and $6.000 to 65 plr cent. on income in excess of $1,00 . "“Net inecfne” is gross income | less uml,u gpecified: deduetions. “The tax this year a¢ last may be paid in_full at the time of filing the re- turn or in four equal installments due on or before March 15. June 15, Scptem- ber 15 ;and December 15. The first in- stallment must accompany the filing of ‘the return. Forms 1040A for incomes of $5,000 anq less and 1040 for “incomes of more than $5.000 have been revised and contain instructions which If carefully read and followed will be of greal ajd to the taxpayer in the making of his re- turn. Forms will be sen! to persons who last year filed returns of 1919 income. ure-to recelve a form. howsver, does not relieve; a person of -\is obligation to file @ return ‘and pay the tax'on time. Copies may be obtained from offices of collectors of internal revenue, branch offices and banks, Ask Brandegee to Help Jury duty is not a paying proposition, in the opinion of Giltbert M. Ritch, & real estate broker of Cos Cob, who has been sitting on a jury on the civil side.of the federal court at New Haven since October. He with eleven other jurors, have petitioned United - States Senator .| Brandegee to get the pay . of jurors. in- creased and to secure for them reim- bursement for their service at the pres- ent term of court, which they sxpeet will continue untll April. Ritch’ recelves $3 g day and car fm payable once a week. 'His expenses are $4 a day. His car fare is $3.07 forthe round trip. . Senator Bflhdem Nas ' replied as a member of the committee on the-judiciary that he will see what can be done. ‘burseureloast....paTfls - ‘More Time at Ship & Engine Co. Captain-F. T. Cable, vice president and general manager of the New London Ship & Engine Co., 'said’ Monday that the plant is to be operated four days a week and five day a week, on alternate weeks. This week the plant is operating a four- day schedule. Next week the plant will be “operated five days. i ganization of the American Legion which. dates back to a gathering of officers and enlisted men In Parls during the war days. ‘Mr, Herrick told of the S Louis gathering from, which the hundreds. of posts. of the: An-tlun 14:!0! -pm‘ ia- to existence. He assured the mn of the angil- iary that Fletcher Post greatly in- terested in the auxiliary-and.that every cooperation Wwill. be given the. ladles in effecting permanent organization ‘of the auxiliary. At the close of Mr. talk he was given 2 rising Irving Bogue A No. 4, American fourth Fridays of cided upon as the nnur gxx nigl of the auxiliary which wiil bb held in nmher post resims in, the MeGrory buiids un B. C. Pullen was ;mmed chalir-. man of . the membership committee Wwith | power -to_ appoint are making arranfements ‘Third company. for the use of the armory for their automobile . she cerly next ‘month the supper. which company was planning to hold will have to be postponed for a few days: At the last meeting of the company Captain W. R. Denison was unanimously chosen chalrman of the Third Company Assoclation. ' Sergt. George A. Turn was' re-electéd company treasurer and | Pyt. McNeely was elected company clerk. Captain Denison was anthorized to ap- point the. enterfainment committee of which he is. chafrman. APPEAL 18 TAKEN IN > WORKMEN'S COMPENSATION appeal to (the superfor court has been taken by the claimant in the work- men’s compensation. case of Dulcle Her- bert of North Stonington sgainst Walde & Son .of Plainfield. The claimant Is the ten year old daugh ter and the’only dependert of the %nu Arthur Herbert who was instantly kil November 10, '1920. by the fall of a tree on the Massey n Ledyard. Commissioner “J. J. Donotus: rendered I| decision that Duleie Herbert had no com- pensation’ claim against Tilinghast and Son as her father was working as an indépendent -cantractor and not as an smploye of Tillinzhast & Son at the time of the Hll! accldent. At the timé he was killed' Mr. Herbert was eugaged in getting out tles. and logs under an| agreement, he had made with Tillinchast. Superior - Court on Washington's Birth- dsy. ‘Because of Washington’s birthday there will_be no session of the superio court in' New_Léndon today (Tuesday). where| Judge John W. Banks ls presiding, Judge George E. Hjnman s to hold =.su- perior court sesslon in. this city. Con- tinuation of the ‘trial of the suit of Al- bert Denker. vs. Frederick S. Armstrong | will be tg!on -the court. _Audible Telephone Sigusi. 4y s putting in telephone . comn:z m, audible ringing signal in some of tha cltli , has pot yet audible singing 8 jou that !h. num- systém has been. iried in other e s hav.ng been found satisfactdry to seribers has been ayplied to the lal qervtee in some cities .in this nlltn. from the old method of rln‘lng to “audible ringing,” as the tele- phone folks .call it, yemoyes: all doubt on her own. commitiee |the part of. the calling party that the members. Mrs. Lulu ‘Wilson Fraser was | number desired is being rung. By an in- appointed: chairman of the entertainment committee, with powet to appoint the re- mainder of the committee. The eom.mitm _adjourned about 9.30 o'clock. D. A. R, CRAPTER PLANS 7z R., Mrs. Elisi ('nkadlfl afternoon at ‘3 Community house, if ‘is’ p an exhibit of handwork of various na tions. There will be patritic decorations, songs by Carl Lyons and J. O Teliler and a George Washington corner feawur- Arthur M. _Interesting ! tures of Mt. Vernon, the hpme of Wash. ington, are to be shown. - 8!0“1‘0“ STIRS ‘RECOLLECTIONS ©OF 1593 Dnrh‘ the ;severe storm of . Sunday, local residents recalled the near-blizzard of Feb. 20, 1893. wedding “ai of the parties in question, Vho then resided in a neighbor- ing town. Friends had: ed a8 an- niversary gifts sevéral nice pleces of. fur- niture from the ‘Prentice Furniture com- pany, at”that ‘time located on' Franklin street, Norw! “The goods -were deliv- ered while the bliszard was-Taging, horses having had to piow. through snowdrifts in mm was decldedly -lnfla.r in” compari- | !‘ahru.ry seems to De m menth. to | mmmlmvum >In 1918 | the most severe weather of ‘the winter oc- curred -Feb. 2d,:the . thermometer " regis- tering 14 below; Feb. 4th, 3 dégrees be- low; Feb, 5th, the most Bevere day of all the winter, the mercury stoud at 8 below MAKE A HOUSE A HOME ‘Mhaspechflyoppoflmfihe"b’-mlmfi saying. - Ateleplwmdlwillhmgnw&ehfih you wish to own and read, . “BUY A BOOK A WEEK ' ‘Hhkw'fll&pthrmd m’smfiTommW - AMERICANIZATION - anfl i At fiu Americanization ‘meefing to ‘boy Fail- | ield by Falth Trumbull chapter, D. A. |practically eli That d-u was the 16th | which' they 30 successfu! Fenious arrangement within the swif boards at the central office. the singing: signal s returned to the ecaller, softly, of | course, but clearly. There s then no sood reason for the caller to believe that the operator-is net ringing. Much. time ‘has been given by operators in ths past to the watching of calls.on j Which thé called party wag slow in an- swering “his" telephone. ~ Audible ringing nates the necessity for Rogers, regent, . this {watching calls. Now th - a Ry e operator re- jgeives the cail and rings the number de- The. calling party knows “she is ringing because ‘the ringing signal is heard. The calling l!znll is continued at in- tervals: for -anproximately’ two inut ing the spinning wheel, in’charge of Mrs. | uniess, of coume. fhe . eolled ohrir 2n- swers. before the labse of that time. If, jhowever, there is no answer at tne end of two minutes, the operaior gives a “Don’t answe report. Bass Clel Minstrels Have Date. The Bass Clet m-mhem haye been engaged to cive in Danielson the minstrais y produced here some time ago. The Norwich produstion bronght over $200 into the Bass Clef firelll’l'! Turner | 80 degTee. of- terhnical favility. - This ‘The, first by Borodine, sian composer, vivid with Oriental mr. 1ts°two movements based upon a plaintive t theme which was . especlally beautiful, in the Notturno, ‘wds 'Dll with admirable unanimity. ~One particularly the purity-of the ‘cel and .the jovely blending of the vio ‘In the Sonata by John Ireland, “Miss Mitchell ‘snd Mr. Lester arrived at a court by her hushend, m Christopher, in which asks dng: the war. e husband's lh July, 1919, when ho:n'.l.'l A visft to Ttaly ‘he placed the House In the custody the agreement that she was hfiel ll a ltnnn epis dic composition a re- riable tone ‘picture, of England, as llm composer knew it, during 1817, when the war was at 'its height. Of orl:!ul nd biznrre-beauty,. the Allegro move- ment represents a scene at the battle front, and the thundering ch on the plano, ‘varied by the violin' plercing strains ,as of shell and shrapnel, carrled out the spirit of the theme. The rhoans and sighs of the wounded the t-dzf- ness of thelr nurses were “a) ling! trayed in the slow second wm ‘with its pathetlc, minor chords, white the ‘Ile&y of camp life, underlying which the constadt booming of the guns -.nl thoughts of war, made the theme’ of the third.movement. The strange, amost uncomfortable harmonies and ‘subtie dis- mances, With occasional cacophonous lehord. madé a weird composition, to { which oniy Qd'D-l n the piano and violin coul 1 Justice. .Thé. effect ‘was splendidly unm:n, and played with perfect sympathy and | comprehension with each- other and this odd and fasci- nating sonsta. After the brilliant restieas/ Russian { theme and the weird :nelodies the En. gitsh compoeer, ‘It awzs restful and ‘a P E:e-nre fully o:. great, to ifetento the terpretation of the Mozart Sonata in Elgpen pey Flat, with which the program ended. 'x‘bo;.,"',‘:n”‘ :;:"m“_‘m four ‘movements were each given thelr quota of musical beauty and vivacity and < rsnmr played in u truly Mozast-like spirit. ‘The ‘entire program was: delightful -ndl gave great pieasure to the large audlence whose applause wag unstinted and spon: taneous. One is guite safe in hyln: mt the quartet can no( be heard tgo often, as thelr ensemble . work -grows noticeably more admirable with. each performance. iog house after dedycting thi dren. 12 months but em 'he Was not zble to return until 18, ~1920. but- after that she-falled to do e, the profits were over $7,000 and thnt -she in Italy. she collected without his mortgage which Mr, -Carbonf property of Nichoias -Peperag - Dru'fl'c‘h-h. TOgress on the the grass althouch it was hudwny for the wuhp 'h- “I'm_a_public Mk'. 1wy "Wefl $ quet without the aid of ai 1 was & gréat ‘help to the Am rican compositions, ‘Mrs. Arthur L. isville Courier-Journal, Pflh in charge. ~ HAS PRINTER'S “UV“‘I OF NORWICH BI-CENTENNIAL A Central Village mblcrlbor who si; nimelt, or herself, V., sehda el Eullétin 2 m'rtult ot m» [ ntennia’ | gefeStation of the Settiement of Norwieh, & sy o sm 7th and Sth;- 1859, The Rellet Makes You & Firm Friend The.souvenir i ® copy of & single page paper which, ac- cording to the inceription at the botto; of ‘the- one-and only page was “printed ang distributed to the crowd by John W. Fyramid Stedman, printer, on the ocoasion of the | to - | Bi-Centennis1 Celebracion of the :eule—l tor All Time and You Pass the Good Werd Aleag 9 Ask anyone who has e Su) get rellef ever 2 (meht of Norwich, Sept. 7th and $th, 1869 At uu top of the page apears. the (ol-l lowin “The Prin-ér has considered. in what way he could make appearance on }wheell 2 berefit to the erowd around him. He has finally congluded that tbe Patron Saint of - }is craft could be of some sor- viee to him .in such an emergeney and he therefore presents the following epls- tie' from the author of “Poor Richard's Almanae.” The epistle referred to is entitied The Way.to iWealth, A. C. V. writes The. DBulletin: In_ look- ing over some old pa 1 found the ome which 1 shall epciose. I well remember when' my _granéfatier and my brother ' went to-that celebration. They seemed to think ft was like golng abroad. ~They | talked about the press on the sirest. Now floats are ‘common in - parades. Great a'ght for, them. My brother eighty-four. He visits thig village. of; ten and still lives in Exeter, R. I Radium traces in hot mineral waters polnt to its exlnence in the interior oll ‘Bleeding or protruding piles or heme Anokmzt'h mn‘drum ‘the ‘where in the U, .&crml::’ €0 cent box. Be surs nu et ?fl- i d Plle Supposi ne substitute. Pyram ‘world of comfort to & great the éarth, - MACPHERSON’S FINAL MARK-DOWN O LADIE S’ FUR COATS JUSTFIVEFURCOATS OF SUPERIOR QUALITY WILL BE CLOSED OUT cavy ing, value svoo—mw. Raccoon Coat, 38-inch kfi behetl model, exeep! uluefiso—NOW.... . $325 ATJUSTHALFPRICL k-.&. Hiédson Seal Coat, 36-inch Jength, sill B highest quality, deep, shawl col- <4380, lar and cuffs of Siberian Squirel, $350—NOW '.Fm:d:Se-lCod.Mdimodfl. 'uuconuuaaa..-du.m msxsanmorponwmro szcunmcoooruncond'- : ON SALE WE)NFSDAY $4.500] < FSA in seeking to*nevnr -,t,,,,, Nor, uml mor damped, unquestionably that' he says-ils wife xppropriated di r- e ing the five years that he was in Ttaly is that in|SoMfer tesm: ot o make Hih potied :‘x'.um.“ e of hig wite under Simply_ . breathing a World's honor to remit him $25:a month while he wis away and that | A5 ""' she was to put inte the,bank in the joint names the net profita lr-vn the room- amount” for the support ef M ehil- Mr,' Carboni alleges that “ha M to Ttaly expscting to be gone frem 6 to account of the w-r Never sedu For 13 months his wife oflo tinued to send him the $25 pir mlh an'. tlleges, and she dld net 4 it the Its In: the bank I Mm’:hg M"‘ but in her own name. He alleges that has refused to pay over to him the. h; f share he clalms or to pay to him the l‘t‘i Nfl a Per month in which she. defanited for |imye the greater part of the time Me was kept A second mthmtmh!u(hml applied to her own uie a . $400 mtm held on efnunbly and the firg was confined to AMl-y-muen.nknth— jeohol.” used oflml‘- ‘what 1t from itchiag, id hag certainly brought a host of. ”fl’l' ‘who suffered, many for years. With dnmuu-- ’too hw-vd be r.lclud flaws of idle - “ by unison ; grest dutles efifil gifts to all men borm: unless it were to God, o acelont’ soldiers’ eloquent. g‘t “'J'&e B 1 sl e iy Hn!d bm awe ift hollow. eontent ; Modest, ¥ u'Nahu’—'i’e.ull. un’ !lu by the mem his nobler tempe: “throwsh show of present Bt thee than. mecting lights to Henven, nor nnn hie More flbl‘:llL 1 from rashness me Rl,:M TEE with nimeett . frat, graeping ) Volve the' wave-beat helm ! tHes” or ‘new beeause e # 'voice, but tuat he still with -=I:le'd. high-sosied, thers s bot :h. ?n“:flmu and ours, and all men's + ' —Jumes Russell Lowell of AT WASHINGTON'S TOMB. s drowse and willows weep. A bad grass- fire ‘was flllhr gmt And tmn..hru-whnou their . chanmy ‘proverty of’ kenzie at Yantic, Saturday -nm Th:rough - ""T' and ‘thliage, making mute appea m Where eanphite waters, purling, coll afé P, Louin Burdlck worlied | And cveimore § murmsaroue vi igh Jealy lrcgn Te elegies meking ‘rreat cnk:.a by Bies toc lordly oaks mw‘ Bletsts umetowned, is throned in l’“ HUMOR OF THE DAY ‘A thiag one should. han um—‘ a. ferently, overheard sn Member (to nuher 'he nn sust been knighted) * “Aha! Hearty congratul tions, Sip —————, and now your wifs's = 1ady at Jost."—LonCon Dally Chronicle *wm did yo4 get the cocktails, gir- ” ¥Algy gave me a quart” “That's trife Joy Détroit Free Press. S Mrs. Eeslam—1 have been_reading 6! n-u': at o diriner who were bound and nflhu\,-éflmnk the walters gt their tips in the rigular way?—Exchange. Tewchh—-'uhnnr. your mouth open. Jommr-—'fe-, teacker, T know it 1 opened JL"—Cornell Widow. Caller—Well. you are a good little bey. Afe you always ag quiet as this? No fear; but mother's going to gfve me.a quartef if I don't say amy- head.—Bostan “How “wid' the lecture house Iast night?” Dingyville, “Aw, it was good enough. wha! tbere was of I, returned a neighbor. “ard plenty of It, such as it was~ —Kansas City Star. “A conlented people I a statosman's Dest tribute. “They” don't always go to the polls* szld Spug. “Sometimes I think it's a moed Idea, lo kesp your peopls dis- eatisfled.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. He—'1 cannot offer you wealth, dear- a( ,my ‘Brains are ail the fortune I pos- sbo—\‘)h,hd-.flm-nn.ulym as that, ¥m afraid papa will never give his_consent,”—Boston Transcript. “Women _insist that they have Jury rights. “Who's opposing them? Men Jurors would: welcome & -few pretty girls <= thi, pan¢l, and Fm sure court clerks would appreciate the innovation."—Loulsville Courler:Journal. Customer—That: pound ot evf porated peaches'you sold me did hot weigh over rmmlz- ou: Grocer—Wall, frufn, T alin't guaranter ‘eni‘pot . to-go om evaropatin’.—Bostur at’ the op'ry asked a cltizen of “I wender If you could?’ mused the F'Iu‘& if we could what? de- ma the Wise Guy, 8 n [rl sued a cowbey for bréach of bromise. 1 wonder 4f yon could -;;vm‘n;c cowboy had been lass-sued T TI-EKALEIDO, SCOPE Street “tricksters” and the vagrast clags’ gegerally are greatly on the in- erease, 1t i3 sald, in Europe. During thé iast yeéar 681 newspapers and_pefiodicals pririted in Bhgland have raised theirs subscription prices, owing to m high cost of publication. €oal. dJump of a coal commany At z{:-.mh-m:oh.me' osl in 14 takes care of twen'y-eight ¢oal ears al orne time, dumping them sim- ultancowsly &t one operation In eight sec onds. Mote than 300 separate products are made from petroicum. JHigh explostves are dfdtliled from It. medicines, dyes and l'fl.trllmlhhm.‘.'l! TERSOD UNEX. aame, as most of da fi-nk peaks of tha Himalayas have, but wis nafred alter Sir G. Everest, who was {ho first diriaor of (e Indlan sur. vy~ . “Witetstcoai cah mot be readly “stot " a new defivery truck for the ooal Jet has = platform which holds hagkets umb flled and then ale- the Beight of a man's shoulder, ,lmm which point they are eas- fly carried oft. « For thie purpods of tobaces growing must be thoroughly elrared of ‘and mnseel before the planis