Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 17, 1920, Page 8

] . NORWICH BULLETIN, FRIDAY, DECEMBER, 17, 1520 HUMOR OF THE DAY “Ma, teacher's awful mean.” Hush, my son, you must'nt say that.” “Well, she is! What do vou think? She borrowed . my knife to sharpen a pencil to {give me a bad mark."—Boston Tran- i script. “Then the warden wouldn't let you give those flowers to a murderer?” “There were no murderers. So I had i tg give them to a mere burglar.’—Louis- 'CHRISTMAS TREE COUNTRY. The sandman has pasked up his second best suity ! And has taken s lsrgest size sack, | And gone to the Christmas tree country, beloved: I don’t know just when he'll be back ! ille Courier-Journal. . For it's beautiful Christmasy dreame that he needs Yes, Beriedict Arnold was a bad ogg.” For this beautiful time of the year. e e e That's why the dear eif has gone off by himself 5 . leave the country wWhen he turned trait- or."—Louisville Courier-Journal. Judge—Have you anything to offer the court before sentenck is passed on you! Prisoner—No. vour ‘honor: my lawver took my last dollar.Japan. Advertiser. “The man was in a reverie and, the lady was in a tantrum. They collid- ed.” To the Christmas tree ceuntry of Cheer. And therh where the snow birds build nests in the trees, " And the holly is jolly ang red, e Where the rocking-norsehdrds flirt their tails in the breezey And the browiiigs are never in bed. The wise old gray ssndmar s seeking his dreams. And | think he will find them, don’t you? ‘Cause the frost palace fair of old Santa is there, And the wnite rabbit’s cunning house, too ! ‘The man was in what?” | “A reverie. And the lady was in a 4 | tantrum.” And as he goes peering and peeking about “I suppose hoth machines were bad- In the aisles of that wonderful wood, 1 The sandman may see that strange marvelous tres Where balloons grew for children who're good, ly damaged?i—Detroit Free Prees. “Is it true.” said an author's friend, “that ' you have gained much prosper- ity by your writings. but you have writ- ten nothing that avill live.” “Perhaps not,” said the author, “but | when it comes to a question of which shall live — myself or my writings—I never hesitatg to. sacrefice my writings.” ~Sunshine Builetin, The Diner: “Row much longer must 1 wait for that half chicken T ordered?” The Waiter: “I'm 8orry,sir. but we ar walting toisell the othe: half." inion. And tiny toy villages full of live toys, Little streams where toy fleets with white sails Float gayly; while on the bank fishermen ‘dolls Cast their lines for toy turtles and whales, And as likely as not he will chance on the spot Whers the white wdolly rabbits themselves, In their tiny red sleds, tasseled caps on their heads, Coast down hills with the mischievous elves. Oh, wenderful sights are to sse in that wood ! And the wise old gray sandman will weave Them all into dreams mixed with silver moonbeams, First Boy - (contemptuously): Huh! And send them te yeu Christmas Evg | | your mother ' takes in washin’ . Second Boy re she does? You = Baititare ‘Americari i ose_she'd leave it ouf All night vour father ain’t in j do hange. Prisoner at the bar, you are crarged with vagrancy, having no.visible means AMERICAN AIRMEN DECORATED N POLAND "5 =t e wid de judge; Judge, meet me w Richmond Times-Dispatch. ————————— § T've been to ten stores, but can't find 5 ja dress within my meai 3 Lieutenant | “Pay more mone; - Leentepant} - “My husband wo! China; Dec 182k 46t ine members squadron, made were decora up | C Weher, Pe w Zive me any more ing Konopka 3 last ; two Vaison officers, | cludea Coor le Courner-Journal. ctor's wife was entreating her ieorge, dear, I do need a new to go with my new suit those decorated name of ( cksony also ands of i y shot his airpla can’t down in P promise you that for sure.” s 4 4 returned hubby. hesitatin=lv, “but Tl | Lieut Colonel Ceari Fauntieroy, of | Loon 0 . hesitatinzly, “but T'll | Chicago and McGehee, Ark commandcr o0k, OVer the list of my patients, and of the forces of the southern front,| L tHere’is one ‘with an appendix I'h A1) iewtaitang | get him."—Housten Pos wounded early crated previou in th sprine. w = ¥ THE KALEIDOSCOPE The Nile valley has virtually no rain. ASHFORD First nunneries were established In the third century. 1 | WILLINGTON ng of the G €OUTH Wallen, who has been al' wt | o " b roomg g aticfor| SeventyZwo emormous grain elevators were A»Fx»vi‘ po returned |2T¢ to be built in British Sputh Africa. x months: Pres- | home Monday of San Francisco has more telephone in vice president, C.| ‘Thee propontion ito population (han any other Malo; secretary, | Greene's large city. caught Taxation in France for the fi n of . 2 nce for the first seven ‘r' n;ndse \-;:n {and a couch s g menths of 1320 was 2000,000,036 francs L AT out be amage was d | gréater than the same period i n1919. ehve thib whek: £4r | - mas tree will be | FEugene Arcau, Frnch“giant is a recent e, Me | eve. Alarrival in New York. He stands eight who hus been resid- | E i 2 relatives, returned | The children will give th nder | he direction of their teacher, Mrs. Alic 8 he Christmas | Pugbee. ¥ | P 1931 The Christian Endeavor society - of} scen i tiord 1 the Warrenville (. P v P | at church here and held a interest- | T - it thecting Pa are 4o Fer Infants and Children 4 resent | ek Jo- | A .| InUse For Over 30 Years B orino : also among the new ar-| John Lynch of Putnam Bas been v are Missés Antonfa Crisnino, Maria brother, Timothy Lynch, for a | Always bears y and A Di Marubro. who : 3 the v yme of Mr. and Mrs. Green wg: in Willimantic Sun- | sionature of 4 A Hearty, : Wholesome Breakfast Eggs are the important item on the breakfast bill of fare.. The aroma of well made coffee and savory bacon quickens the appetite but the eggs make the breakfast. You want the big, meaty, wholesome, farm eggs that come in the Parksdale Farm package. Serve them in the favorite way and watch the satisfaction bring spread around the table. These fancy, selected eggs will them back for more. i And you can get a handsome set of fine Parisian China Dishes with the coupons that come in every box. . Read below how easy it is for you to have this set for your OWTi. The coupons come with WEDGWOOD CREAMERY BUTTER too. Rich, pure, delicious butter that comes. to you in a dust and odor proof package from one of the largest and most modern creameries in the country. . For 30 Coupons d Insist upon Parksdale Farm Eggs and Wedgwood and $6.00 You Creamery Butter. Your grocer should be able to supply Can Own you. If he hasn't got them please send us his name. 2 icces ot Parisianchina, graceful in design and beautifully embessed with a gold band. For 30 mers £ eoupons and $6.80 you ca: get another A third set of 34 pisces for only 30 more coupens and $6.00 completes this magnificent dinner service. Send money and coupons t P. BERRY, & SONS, Incorporated HARTFORD, CONN. Sole Distributors for New England States 'PARKSDALE FARM EG ¢ teet six inches tall, weighs 308 pounds |ers from Vigo to Paris. ’ and cam lift an ordinary-sized men easily.| Mooseheart, an hour's ride out of Chi- He ‘has not announced as vet what bust- | cao0 cjajms the distinctjon of being the ness he willipursue in this country. only town in the world that is governed The Ringstrasse in Vienna on the site by children. 1t is a 1,000,acre ‘children’s ;of he ol:d fortifications js regarded as|republic for the orphans of members of one of the handsomest street in the world. |y | oyal Order of Moose. Besides learn- Practically all of the electric’ DOWer|ing to govern themselves and others, the used in the Italian city of Milan is ob- |chilagen receive a common . and hizh tained from hydroelectric,plants in the | conost aducation and, havé ‘a chance to Alpg. ’ learn any one of six trade Anaxagoras of Clazomenae, 490 B. C. re pt A Res T CHESTNU} HILL conjectured the right sexplanation of the moon's light and of solar and lunar eclipses. - 5 Mr. and Mrs. G. Byron Dimon were in In the southern hemisphére a tornado | Putnam Saturday attending the funeral rotates in the diresflon opposite from,services of Mr. Dimon’s orother, Jobn J. that taken by one in the northern hemis- i phere. | Imitation wool is being made’ in Enz- land from eccllulose extracted from cot- ton waste. It is sald that this artificial wool car be handled by regular Wool- wobking machines and ¢an be combinéd with real wool. It also takes dves.sat- isfactorily and is expected to wear well. Vigo, Spain, is the " port of Europe nearest to New York. Boys' Life reports that an American engineering firm is in chiarge of the building of a $20.0000,000 | harbor at Vigo and that freight and pas- senger boats soon-will be making threes day trips between Europs and: America. Fast traing will carry mails and passeng- Dimon. Rev. J. H. Knott and Mrs. Knott of Liberty Hill were guests Tnursday after- noon and evening of Mr. and Mrs. C. L. James. g Miss Mary Chappell was taken to St. Joseph's hospital in Willimantic Monday for a minor operation. * Mrs. E. ‘W. Stiles has returned home from a visit with relativas in New Haven. Elisha F. Tucker was in Mansfield for a day or two last week, the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Stephon Browning. West Hartford.—Miss Ruth William, supervisor of music at Smith college, is spending’ the week at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John €. William. | MONTVILLE The vital statistics of the swown for November show four births, Now. 1, James Heqgry, son of Joseph Thomas and Mary Sheehan Smith: 5, Carol Ell- wood, son of Napoleon and Edna la Bounty Bonville: 10, Helen, daughter of @eseph and Antonia Genyaki Lati: 15, Tda Frances, daughter of Earl J. and | Hattie Marshall La Flame There _were six marriages, Nov. Frederick W. Levitsky, of Norwich and Miss’ Ida Cushion of Mentville, by Rey. J F. Quinn; 18, Fred E. Green and( by Eleanor Creagan, both of Montville, Rev. C. C. Tibbetts: 19, Le b, son, of Montville and Miss Onelietti, of Sweden, by Rev. C betts; 24, Jonathan D. Allen and Miss Martha®Piotronski, both of Monvii by Rev. J. F. Quinn; Edwin Merriman of New London and Miss Editph Calvert of Montville, by Rev. Donald Fletcher: 28, Edward H. Miiler and Miss Rose Sheanker, both of Norwich, in Montviile by Rabbi Max Stamm. Two deaths are recorded: Nov. 1, Wili- iam Edgar Danlels, age 14, cause, frac- ture of the skull; 19, Minerva U. Alams, 95, caricinona. The Ladies' Aid soclety met az the parsonage Wednesday afteraocn with eighteen in attendance. The members were engaged in sewing rags for a ruz At the business meeting it was yoted to ©C © O ¢ ¢ O give five dollars to the Near Last fur also to remember community at Christmas. served sandwiches, c the shot-lrs & Mrs. Al She was assisted in servinz by Migs St 1- la Coen. The Moving pictures which exhibited Wednesuny ev.. eral months have b the former time, Cochegan camp, No. men of America have been for sev- 3 chi ack to Mopday evening. 6. Modern Wood- héld toeir annual elec- tion of officers at their meeting Wednes- day night. Ansonia.—Reports from Chicage it that Charles F. Wen Brooker, who has been confined to his bed st the Blackstone tel in that city, is slowly recovering fro his severe attac) week or £o will 0 to Aux: of brone long rest in a warmer, climate * BIG, SOFT, ROOMY ULSTERS-- - SMART TOWN ULSTERETTES-- AND A FEW CHESTERFIELDS- Saturday Only , 143 IOVERCOATS ALL TAKEN FRCM OUR REGULAR STOCK AND MARKED AT LESS THAN HALF PRICE FOR SALURDAY ONLY 24 WERE $45.00 63 WERE $50.60 47 WERE $55.00 9 WERE $60.00 EVERY OVERCOAT SPLENDIDLY TAILORED ¢ ¢ O . 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