Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, March 1, 1920, Page 8

FAIR, COLDER TODAY; FAIR TOMORROW A Bulletin Want Advertisement Will Get It WANTED—Male WANTED — ‘Experienced ified with steam _turbines und chboard. Apply Danielson and niieil Gas lectrie Co., Plain- C marid _ TWANTED _Young man for clerical work. The U. & Finishing Co. marld TTED— A good, stout boy, 16 or engineer whi HOME WORK women contract for hand sewing toilet articids. 38th_St, New York City. T WANTED—Cook. WANTED—Female wanted on _ small Maurice Levy, 15 West marld experienced mil- makers; also apprentices to earn le they learn. Apply at the Milli- The Boston Store. feb27d to - Advertisement Will Rent It A Balietin For Sale Advertisement Wil Sell I INFLUENZA with new, lustrous hair growth; coior restored to gray and faded hair; facial ravages we replace treatments lor unsightly skins.' Lind- gren, 106 Thayer Bldg. Tel. 572-3. marld SPLENDID opportunity for live salespeople to control city, country and state agencies for a high grade article y . Lalor, 18 years of age. to aseist me in my bill- A1l at 100 Town |of general use. Address J. H . posting business for six or ~elEht (&t any day except Monday. feb2id_ |Supt, 23 Beach St. 5th foor, Bston 11, onths, commencing March 1st; work | =————om—— % | TWANTED—Salesiadies for Saturday rd must make himself £EREr |} hoons and evenings. F. W, Wool-| TRAINING SCHOOL FOR NURSES— e Sunday work: in stating | worth Co. tffeb10. |Two and one-half years' course; spring i o ow » sive pri- Temember the war is over. J.| ~wANTED_Giria: good pay; steady|(lss now, formighi 8 RIOSICISSS,Roq y. Willimantic febi8d | work. The Turner-Stanton Co. -jani7d | (8P AOFDHC G0 rected. inthe ear T WANTES Sirst chef for re: WANTED—Salesladies, at the F. W.|future. For application blanks *address canan inanire City Luneh febfid| wolworth Company: fanizd | Superintendent ‘93 Gramd St, New i, capa- | WANTED—Plano player, Saturday S - | FOR SALE—Three new milch yvoung . fe: must atternoon and evening. = F. W. Wool-| WANTED — Second hand turniture; | cows with calyes by their side. = Fred trustwo For par- | worth Company jan13d | we puy highest prices in eastern Con: | D orwich Town. feb13a and detalls of duties AP AT T VI ~——= [ necticut; we buy anything; iargest sec- R son, Uncasvilie. Phone ond hand store in state.-Louis D. Ward, | ALE_Three young cows and i T Narerooms 30-35 Water St. Norwich.|PIEs, reasonable: will exchange. Gar- Write, call or tel. 708-3. Jy3d [ vin, 'Scotland. Conn. “tebiza B i TWANTED 12 or 15 horsepower gas- Girls or Women for light work, for all | \WANTED™IZ or 15 hotsepower gag FOR SALE ERATORS or part day; good pay, steady work. rwich. feb2id s No experience necessary. WANTED — Second hand, damaged| A very desirabl 5 2 ADY \"“U'\' automobile radiators, very desirable cottage house of ELF WANTED ers marke work year wp wages to nson- miles TWANTE Al‘ fob17d__ WANTED—A for fur- " « Phone h tffeb1n NOY WANTED to work in drug gk re at this office. Jan10d WANTED The names of boys who are| willing to get up in the morn- | ing and earn some money| carrying papers. Frequently | there are good routes. Get your names os file and be| ready for the first vacancy.| Call at the Bulletin Office | LOST AND FOUND cane | | i | DRUGGISTS " Our Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil With Hyponh, tes is recommended for coughs and ¢ on the lungs. DUNN’S PHARMACY | 192 Fifth Street. { | PHONE 127-4 | HAVE A FEW GUTFITS TO LEND CARPENTER MANUFACTURING CO. 76 Newton Street WANTED experienced lady for our Alteration Department. Apply THE WHITE STAR . 280 Britain, Col FOR SALE —_— e . FOR SALE_Two Ancona cockerels. McGovern, Mohegan Hill, R. ¥. D. 17, Norwich. i i marld ¥100 TO $i50 MONTH—Hundreds openings. U.'S! Government positions. Men-Women, 15 up. Experience_ un- necessary. List positions iree. Write immediately, Frouklin Instltute 318, Rochester, N. Y. FOR SALE Pair of fancy matched, Devon steers, coming 2 years old, broken handy, at beef price. E. De- Wolf, Plain 'Hill. Norwich. Phone 463-1; teb25d FOR SALE—190 acre farm, with 17- room house, 19 cows, 5 calves, 185 hens and all other farm tools; will sell cheap if taken at once. Call at 12 Aqueduct St. on West Side. f2b20d any_ condition; ill pay highest price. The Johason 7 Frankkm St. Norwich, Conn. ANTED—A two-horse tip cart, must be in first class order. Inquire of Fred K. Dubuc, Broad St, Danieison, Conn._Tel. WANTED_To hire a some stock and tools. Write Farmer, care Bulletin C feb26d WANTED—To drill you a new weil or your old well deeper; my machine is in this county now. tractor for artesian wells, 0. Willimantic, Conn. * feb26d WANTED—To correspond with a Protestant woman of good character, not under 48 years of age; object, mat- Al E. Barl, con- P! 0. Box r.mony. Address X. Y. Z, Norwica P. CLOTHING HOUSE 0., General Dellvery. _* feb2sd WANTED—Waiters for the Bostom . Cate. 41 Broadway, City. Tel. 1963 e teb2id A WANTED—ilave your monuments Music and headstones cleaned and repaired BACON STUDIO BANJO, MAMNDOLIN, GUITAR AND UKULELE } Tel. 736 34 Central Building HELEN L. PERKINS TEACHER OF SINGING 53 UNCAS STRAZET Telephone 557 -2 FRANK G. BENSON Teacher of Vioiin ORCHESTRA or Dances, Weddings and Receptions. Phone 1251-13 i Ernest E. Buliard TEACHER OF THE VIOLIN BLISS PLACE 50 MAIN STREET | | \ | | AUCTIONS "AUCTION ON TURSDAY, 2, MARCH ock a. m., STAN “AUCTION ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3D, 1920, WANTED—MISCELLANEOUS MONEY 'HTO LOA| 63 Frankiin Sto amber of Private les- classes Mondays $p. m. Phone 1747 VY, Instructor, Hall, Norw evening sdays, AUCTIONEER Sucteasor to W. B. WILCOX Phone 405-5 Norwich cr Phone 531-3 Jewett City Post Office, Norwich Town . LOWELL J. WILCOX On Diamonds, Jew- an of experience; 1 have u pro- cess that leaves granite and marble as nen erected. For full par William ~ Bobsein, Norwich, Conn. feb23d Practical nu influ- mental ared enza, for. ' Address rebiyd ANNDORA cigar, mild, 2 for 25c, Anndora Special, 7c each, Anndora Midget, a short, mild s , ic; City Life cigar, Peerless cigar, 3pecial 3¢ each six for 25c; 20 Natu rettes 35¢; 20 Egyptian Prettiest lots of pipes, good shapes, 30c gan’s Smoke Shop, ! opp. Woolworth's 5 and 10. jan24d WANTED—To buy second hand fur- niture. Get our prices before vou sell A. Bruckner, 35 Franklin St. _Phone i1-3 fanid WANTED—Raw furs, every Thur day, at H. A. Huebner's, Water St. A C. Bennett. novad —All kinds raw furz, hides il be at Nor- an St, every novia fo puy vea: ves. 3¢ ef and dairy cattle, Call E r. Colchester, Ct. Tel 5. WANTED — Antique furntture. mir- rors, colored glass. silver. historical china old books, and uld lette: Bruckner, §5 Frankim St Tel may16d TR R R s T TR IR Will Pay Highest Cash Price or Take in Trade— Pianos, Player Pianos, Victrolas or Violins. THE TALKING MACHINE SHOP 46 Franklin Street DETECTIVES CIV1i, AND CRIMINAL CASES Inves- tigated Write Postoffice Box 472, Nor- wich, Conn. octild BUILDING elry, Watches snd W perennonrtl Cover Yourself erty at a low rate of interest. Unre. | By Covering Your Steam Pipes With deemed pledgos for LIBERAL LOAN CO. Norwich, Conn at 10 . m. sharp A i a the miik bus! 1w nal in n n. o trom Yan- H m ve minutes walk o at Ol Hyde | T weix old, weight 1400 vears oid, weight 1206, 1 new two- | row corn pianter, 1 side-hiil plow, 1 orse plow, 1 h rake, two-horse mow!ng machine, 1 manure spreader, 1 tor. 1 covered milk wagon, 2 log 1 extra good tools, milk cans, crates. next fair day. Lunch CHARLPES S. BROW Tantic, Conm. Tel. 1099 FTuThs HOTELS PLU LIBERTY BONDS Of all issues bought, $50.00 and $100.00 denominations. Cash immediately for | installment cards, books and coupons. | Office at SHU-FIX, 256 Main Street, |on the Square. OPEN EVERY EVENING MBING AND GASFITTING T. F. BURNS Heating and Plumbing 8 FRANK‘LIN STREET American House D. MORRISSEY, Prop. First-class Garage Service Connected Phone Shatucket Street DEL-HOFF HOTEL EUROPEAN PLAN HAYES BROS, Props. Telephone 1227 26.28 Broadway s BOOKBINDING BOOKBINDER JOSEPH BRADFORD Blank Books Made and Ruled to Order 108 Broadway —m— WHEN YOU WANT to put: your bus- iness befors the pub!iz. there is no medium better ez threigh the ad- vertising columas af SsePalietin. Wa Phone 531 Modern Plumbing ssential in modern houses as electricity is to lighting. We guaran- tee the very best PLUMBING WORK Ly expert werkmen at prices. Ask us for plans and prices. J. the fairest F. TOMPKINS 67 West Main Street ROBERT J. COCHRANE GAS FITTING PLUMBING, STEAM HEATING hington Sq. Washington Bullding Norwich, Conn. Agent for N. B. Q. Sheet Packing. ASBESTOS SECTIONAL STEAM PIPE COVERING Save the price of covering by saving the coal in your bin. Now is the time to apply this covering, and you can find all sizes in stock at THE PECK McWILLIAMS CO. Central Wharf. WILLIAM C. YOUNG Successor to STETSON & YOUNG CARPENTER and BUILDER Best work and materials at right prices by skilled labor. Telephone 50 West Main St Al 173 nine rooms, with all modern improve- ments, with garage, excellent location on Williams St.; reason for selling, owner having left city on account of business changes; a fine opportinity to secure a nice home at the right price. For full particulars, inquire of REAL ESTATE BROKER, FRANKLIN SQUARE. ! i $4,500 WILL BUY Three Tenement House, all moder with store already rented for $60.00 month. Situated in good location in Greeneville.” For full particulars see A. V. COVELLO Telephone 633-3 ° 198 CLiFF ST. FOR SALE Good Seven Room Cottage and | i | Shop or Garage, with largo lot— Price $2200. Hill. quire of Laurel In, THOS. H. BECKLEY 278 Main Street Phones FOR SALE SIX ROOM COTTAGE With Fifteen Acres of Fine Land at Norwich Town JamesL. Case 40 Shetucket Street (Real Estate Department) FOR SALE Good 50-acre farm, well located, | pleasunt surroundings.” 8-room house, |first class condition, ¢ large barns, | | poultry hou and outbuildings. 20! jacres nice fiel 0 acres pasture, 10| {acres woodland, ‘plenty fruit. Only 0 $500 cash’ required. TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic. Conn. FLOUR, GRAIN AND FEESD. lusist on setting Duluth Imperfal or Hecker-Jones Flour of your grocer. Try our Scratch Feed and Beef Scraps; wiil make hens lay. Phone 326-5. GREENEVILLE GRAIN CO. I TRUCKING AND TEAMING GEO. LAMBERT, 0CCUM, CONN. Telephone Long istance Tru TEAMING and movimg; long distance trucking a_ specialty. Jjohn H. Ford, 233 Main St. Phone 792. nov27d C. D. JOSLYN, 203 West Main St. suciessor to John Woodmansee, light and heavy teaming; local and long dis- tance furniture moving a speciaity. Tel. $57-3, C. B. BROMLEY & SON, Shetucket St. Phone 335. LONG _DISTANCE MOVING. BROWN & HARTLEY, Shatucket St. Phone 607. PIANO AND FURNITURE MOVING. TEAMING AND TRUCKING done very promptly and at reasunable prices. ARTHUR H. LATHROP, Shetucket St. Phone 175. UNDERTAKERS "FOR SALE TO RENT FOR SALE- norses FOR SALE—Ford touring car, Wil- limantic, bargain, built 1917, good con= dition. dSee Olds after 3, 170 High St. . Lol 28 $5,000 WILL BUY TWO FAMILY HOUSE 1t has seven and six rooms respec- tively. There are modern conven- iences and there is a large lot. Within 15 Minutes’ Walk of Frank- lin Square. Archa W. Coit Real Estate—Investments A Insurance Telephone 1334 63 Broadway $750 Buys a Five-room Cottage all furnish- ed. This is a wonderful bargain sit- uated as it is in a qulet village not over a 3 minutes’ walk to trolley. The cottage has electric lights and the furnishings are antique. Investigate. A 60 Acre Wood Lot for $600—part cush—several hurired cords of wood and some timber, A rare bargain. Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin (Choice of 400) William A. Wilcox ! FARM SPECIALIST 41 West Broad Street, Westerly, R. I. Rooms 1 and 2. Telephone 2365 B — FOR SALE Fine Washington Street residence of nine rooms, has all modern im- provements, extra large lot and a barn. Only one tax a year. Price $7.000. Full paraiculars by writing Box No. 7, Bulletin. FOR SALE SEASONED HARD WOOD SAWED FOR STOVE OR FURNACE—CHEST- NUT WOOD FOR KINDLING. HARRY B. FORD 233 Main Street. OR SALE farm, product| Tel. 792 e new . well ned milk route, one rom. Franklin Owner wishes to sall on ac- r business. LATHOP & SONS, Insarance and Real Estate, 28 SWetucket St. Norwleh, Meat g00d Lo Uub per wee Groc rig Nogwich; 3 a business of 31, week's receipts $i,- ery 147,81, al his store has the Lest Of equipment, ® new cash regis- ters, 1 electric coffee mill, 1 electric meat srinde: s place is doing the business annot go wrong on such Meat cutters und cierks ained it desired. are| for a nice business, DON'T DEL, ‘phone at once to F. L RACL eal Iistate and Insurance, Danielson, Conn. Phone 195. n27d FOR SALE Sachem (New Market) Hotel | offer for sale to close an Estate, the above Real Estab>, consisting of the Hotel, Barn and other buildings, de- sirable for Hotel and Store with Gar- age, or can easily be arranged for three tenements, With the property goes sevoral building lots adjoining; located on Boswell Avenue, and on trunk line to Providence and Worces- ter. For particulars FRANCIS DONOHUE CENTRAL BUILDING Norwich, Conn. Phone INSURANCE Building Material and Labor. Prices Have Gone Up. Furniture ahd Household Supplies Cost More. You May Have Had Enough Fire Insurance a Year or Two Age. HAVE YOU ENOUGH NOW ? We Are Still Writing Insur-| ance at the Same Old Pre-War Rates. ISAAC S. JONES Insurance and Real Estate Agent Richards Building, 91 Main Street AUTOS TO HIRE oo Dk Besake 20-Passenger Bus and 2 Cadil- lac Limousines, and Twin Six |Packard for hire. Special | rates for long distance. Main Telephone Office 1988, also Vellis Lunch 1917. Weddings, Christenings and Funerals a specialty. If you want a comfortable car to ride in call up JOHN M. PILLAR, 21 Fanning Ave., Norwich. Dodge closed serv- ice car. Phone 86312. WHEN YOU WANT o0 put your bus- iness Lefore the public, there is no medium better than through the ad- vertising coiumms of The Bulletin. The Heney Allen & Son Gl 88 MAIN STREET FUNERAL DIRECTORS Lady Assistant. Telephone 410-2; David H. Wilson. Willard J. Way GEORGE G. GRANT' Undertaker and Embalmer 32 PROVIDENCE ST, TAFTVILLE Telephone 330 apri4MWFawl RESTAURANTS WANTED WHEN YOU ARE IN TOWN, TRY THE VICTORY LUNCH. N 252 Main St. Fire, Burglary, Liability, AUTOMOBILE Life, Accident, Health INSURANCE HAROLD S. BURT ! Phone 598-3 120 Laurel Hill ‘Ave. ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW I. E. BABCOCK T. E. BAB Attorney-at-Law Removed to 44 Shetucket St. _— CIGARS. Whitestone Cigars are $53 per thousand. 4. F. CUNANT, 11 Franklin St. TO RENT—Two and four furnished rooms for lig! City Lunch. FOR RENT—One store. two offices, floor space, rooms suitabie for 4 James E. Kuller & Co., 34 Broadw feb2gd TO RENT seven room and one five, with all mod- | improvements. ern mount St. ~TO RENT—Cottage 19 For particulars, call 554. FOR RENT _ Cottage house at 71 Chureh St.; modern improvements, Ply at The Plaut-Cadden Co. uec3! STORAGE—Household goods stored | for lonj able. dec8d or anning Studio, 52 Broadway. ht nousekeeping. inquire fe — Two _apartments, one Inquire 47 Fair- _fen21d Slater Ave. janidd short term; rates reason- TO RENT—Furnished rooms for light housekeepin, at 10§ School St. roams: also PRIy Phone 1043 aug23d FOR SALE—Automobiles FOR SALE—New and second hand Hariey-David rs; come in wich Cycle C ALL REBUILT TRUCKS—One G. M. C. % ‘ton, L and guaranteed; can furnish any stan- dard type body; attraci to responsibl Cerporation, R L —One Ford truck in good | seven passen delivery truck; alding Rose ana Cobblers Wi Conn. FORD SMITH Form-a-Truck, liam -J. I painted and good mec! The Frisb.e-McCormick Co., tucket St REO 19 touring car cCormick STEWART condition, Cormick “OVERLAND 1920, model 4, used .as demons SED stock 1s selli the greatest used cars ever known. Don't deiay. Buy no We will store free. until Wpril_1st. Time payments arranged. The Frisbie. tucket = FOR SALE—We can o on <hs Thes: vou contemplate ha spring oetter may be higher and Second hand Danieison, Conn., Tel. 340, 21 Maple St toctlzd. 1 DR.PA.SCHWARTZ H T=ae caused by forms around the teeth a danger proachi At times betwee: gums, tion _a Let the dentist teeth and tell vou how to take'care of them. aPAUL A:SCHWARTZDMD: DENTIST: | oN izl Mat Phone 619-14 V Imers Maxwell PHONE — —-774 RES son motorcycles and side- and look tnem over. Nor- 0. Longfora, ¢ Vims, painted ive prices: terms Lewis L. kales! Providence, decimW & ‘buyer: 307 De: Robert J. feb26d ang hornea | hem truck capa- | | 1819 model, one mode ger touring car, one 2lso seed Bow e West anical co; four price low. 0. 52 Slietuc £ St. feblld overnauled, uns | low. The 3 etucket St. feblld RS AND TRUCKS FOR SALE—Pair bay horses, 7 and § years ‘old, sou: weight about 2350, . single or double, price or “will sell separate; aick Lo siop expense. 153 Franklin St. ring bell. marld FOR SALE—Two z0od team horses. nlso three team wasons, all in good | condition, a et of team harncsses dnd a single harness. Inquire of Fred R. Dubuc, Danielson, Conn. Tel. feb2id FOR SALE — Low-down weighing from to High and West Miin. L. St FOR SALE— without a biemish, on: aiso 10 to at once. Cox. 91 febisd d team of horses, anteed perfect s hay at $23.°if 3 Willimantie. JUST ARRIVED They are here! Tiwenty-eight horses kinds of work. You car find a_nice pair or a gentle single horse. Come and see them. We will sell_or trade. ELMER R. PIERSON.. 336 Jan26a HORSES 50 head, 28 head that have acclimated and good broke; also some good second hand ‘horses, wagons, har- nesses, new and second hand. If you need anything in the horse line come and see me. £ J. HAMILTON . 373, 375 Main St. Residence 1212 Stable 650 Tel BODIES and_cah including ail . for motor trucks, rd tou: and r s part pa men ount to deale Corporation, 307 I R L dec ng fast. Spring will shortage of both new a McCormick Co. feb11d E immediate | Touring Maxwell Touring. 1 1-2 Toi price z a car order it now as the price delivery ~delayed cars. H. . Anderson. chalky deposits tartar that = signals of ap- ing tooth discase. the tartar gets n the tooth and the causing inflamma- nd serious trouble. lean your THE SQUARE * N ST, = NORWICH Y, s aada, DENTIST DR. EDWARD KIRBY Room Hours 9-12 107, Thaye- Bulding Phone 619 ; 1:30-7 and 7 to 8 p. m. DR. C. Dental Surgeon K7 Grory Building Norwich, Conn. R. CHAMBERLAIN DR. F. C. JACKSON DENTISTS 203 Main St., Norwich, Conn. Office Hours: DR. D. J. COYLE 9amto 8 p. m Teleohona. 1the Tire Troubl ARE LESS WHEN YOU LET US DO YOUR REPAIRING. WE HAVE THE EXPERIENCE, EQUIPMENT AND THE RIGHT PRICE. VIOLET RAY LENSES, DIAMOND TIRES, AND ACCESSORIES, AT BIG SAVINGS. Silvy’s Tire Shop 80 FRANKLIN STREET INGS UNTIL OF 8 Firestone Tires, Mobiloils, Tire Accessories. A. F. GREENE Phone 125 331 MAIN STREET e —————— SEE OUR WORK F!RST THEN GET OUR PRICE FOR PAINTING YOUR CAR MOTOR CAR PAINT SHOP 354 Wast Main Street Aute Radiators REPAIRED ANC RECORED Thoroughly Tested Under Air Pressure LAMPS AND MI'D GUARDS Straightened and Repaired GAS TANKS AND PANS TO OFDER ALL WORK GUARAMTEED WM. E. SHANLEY 439 MAIN STREET. (East Side\ NORWICH, CONN. You are sure of PROWPT SERVICE HERE for we have adsquate STEAM EQUIPMENT, BEST MATERIALS snd the real skill that insures prompt satisfactory service. T. J. HEALY. Marguerite Bld'g. Norwich, Ct LEGAL NOTICES. : NOTICE ADJOUR D TOWN MEETING will be held in Mond. the 1 the e the e relative Boar busine! meeting. , Norwich, p. m., tor m tax for Tow: 11 the to do any dome at said PIANG TUNERS Why Throw Your Old Hats Away, when you can have them made #s good as new if you bring. them to the City Shoe and Hat Cleaning We also dye all kinds of Shoes, in black or - ¥ 33 BROADWAY BOWLING ALLEYS BOWLING AND BILLIARDS : AT THE AETNA BOWLING ALLEYS, MAJESTIC BUILDING. ERX 15 no ssvartizing medium In ra Conmectizut equai \o The Bule for BuTiiess resulta. GEER, THE PIANO TUNER. 122 Pros cct St. Phone 511 Selectmen of the Town of feb26d FREDERICK T. BUNCE The Piano Tuner Phone 833-2 22 = ‘—mamt Ava % 16 put yOur bus- oiic. tnere is uo WHEX rou W of the blocky type, and suitable for all | been here one week that are| iall ALSO | WHAT HAVE WE DONE WDA'? » We siall_do so much In the yeaft to me,: But wiat have we dome todayZe . we 'shall give. our Bold in a princsly sum. & . But what did we give today? We shdll 1ift the heart and dry.the tear, 3 'ail blant a hope in the place of car, We shail- speak the words of love and cheer, % what But did we speak today? We shall be so kind in the afterwhile, But what have we been today?. We shall bring each lonely life a smile, But w ave we brougat w_da{? we to truth a grander birth, And adfast faith a deeper worth, We shall feed the hungering souls of earth, But whom have we fed today? we sown today? sions in the sky, At Lzve We built today? eet in idle dreams to hask ere and now do we do our task' . this is the thing our souls must Ak : At have we done todav?” aterman, in “In Merry DISTRACTION. you ever wakened me frem leen! back to dreaming as e« closed eves saw not how wore b4 Yourself for her would keep aughts, that lived and 1 deep My own calm t vered waters wisdom. own semblance. all the lore But today ne i alone can make me laugh of eep. vou are fleet joy, to lead astray thonghts that cannot follow you in flight; Tomorrow I shall find different— Demure—remote—such i your chang- ing vou ht Makes me pursue you content are beauty, whose in my diss in The Som= UMGCR OF THE DAY Farmer—Would you like to buy. & jug of cider? Flat Dweller—Well—er—is it—er—s ambitious and willing to work >—Life. “I suppose they entertained you roya: >~ “They certainly did. They even served eges for breakfast” — Detroit Free Press. “The doctor was very particulae about knowing what we have (o eat” “Wonder why? Does he expect us invite him to dinner.”—Louisville Journal. Knicwer—What Bocker — The nelghbors of= ur cook a dollar more—New bia Kenvon. { o is coNeotive Henry—His wife has so many rela~ tives that he thinks now he's got & Willie—Paw, what is a white slave? | Paw—A white slave salaried n who has a my son. —Cincinnati Enquirer. “You no longer advertise vour win- ter resort as having air like wime.” “No, we don’t want to be atcused of bootlegging atmosphere."—Judge. cherette—Why didn’'t you send man to mend our electric bell? rician — He did go, madame, he rang twice and got no an- ed that there was no t home.—Lehigh Burr. Captain (speaking to raw reermit trying to dril) —What was your oe- cupation before entering the army? ookie—Traveling salesman, sir. > Stick around: youw'll get The American Legion Weekly. Madge, there's a hole in' my vest. Oh, that's no matter; your ceatld i ut that's torn, too.” Well, haven't you an overcoat™—a Transcript. istrate—Did T understand yod that the parties used high Police Witness—Their voices werd pitched rather high, sir, but the words were extremely low. — London, wers. “Do you have any trouble about efl. s.” replied Senator Sorghumg “but it's a different kind. The dif< now is to find able and wille ands who want to work for the i ‘Washington Star. At the conclusion of the sehool term prizes were distributed. When one of the pupils returned home his mother chanced to be entertaining callers. “Well, Charlie,” asked one of thessy “did you get a prize.” “No tly, ot horrible Francisco Argonaut. X said Charlie, “but ¥ mention.” — Sam KALEIDOSCOPE Mercury is found in paying quan< t n idria and in the Monte Amia ata di: of Tuscany. Oysters live as long as 20 years and are best fitted for the market when they are about five years old. A native of Ashati bears one of the seven names, corresponding to the day of the week on which he was born® o0ds in Mecedonia have interrapt nz. The eastern part of the as suffered more than the ed p district western. The reason why birds do not fall ofi their perch when asleep iS be< cause they cannot open the foot Whem the leg is bent. To make imitation leather closely resembling the genuine its surface is formed with dies made from impres- sions of actual hides. it has been estimated by an expert that Finnish industries can obtain 3,000,000 offective horse-power frem the rivers of that country. A tool for quickly stripping bute tons and théir fasteneds from shoes without injuring the leather has been invented by a Michigan man. Chilled fish from Newfoundiand is prepared in a cold-storage plant which has a capacity for handling over 200, 000 pounds of fish a day. A new window .frame is extended within the wall of a building above the opening to permit both sash to | be raised entirely out of the day. At the singing of the armistice the total of Germad bombing and scout- ihg aeroplanes had fallen to 1700, while the Allies had three machines on the front to every German one. The descendants of the aborgnes in Australia are very fond of jeweiry, tness vefore lue mediun be 1o aavermising medium in ut equal 10 The Bul- <ss resulta letin for but they do not_ pay much for it They use telegraph wire to make bracelets, earnings and nose rings, and tear down the telegraph lines '.-1 purpose.