Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, July 22, 1918, Page 8

FAIR TODAY; FAIR AND - £ WARMER .What Is Going On Tonight Moving Pictures at the Davis The: tre Moving Pictures at the Auditorium Thea Moving Pictures at the Breed Thea- tre. ANNGUNCEMENTS BREED THEATRE. Pauline Frederick in “Resurrection,” the 17th Chapter of “The Eagle's Eye,” and the Pathe News Form Ex- cepitonal Bill For Today and Tues- day. This week is the second anniversary of the Breed theatre under the pres- ept managment and in accordance with its Dol the manager has ar- ranged for an unusually attractive amme for the entire week. The for and Tuesday headed auline Frederick in “Resurrection.” a photoplay that is a powerful arraignment of social condi- 3 ® - ICK.. PAULINE FREDER in'Resurrections tions under the’ czar's regime. Miss Irederick portrays the role of Katusha, a beautiful ypsys Russlan girl, E she advan- . The picture is strong scenes are intensely thrill- h is an unusually long list of racters portrayed by capable ,play- ographic effects in picture are of the eventeenth chap- ive” and the 'ws make up the re- for Monday and and time of this week and will be in attend- ance. quality. ter of “The Hearst-Pathe nd le's AT THE AUDITORIUM. Extraordinary Fine Bill Today. Includ- ing Theda Bara in “The Forbidden Path”—Charlie Chaplin in “Behind the Screen,” and the Latest Cur- rent Events. vehicle, ldwards, comes e today three days. La di- THEDA BARA PIRECTION WILLIAM FOX super-prouctio s the costumed p has besn appeari Miss B au hich to a 1 condi- Miss Bara po nities for « same bill will be shown haplin, in another one of his n comedies entitled “Be- reen” and it is very good. ‘me reel of the latest war news and ra for-| TOMORROW-* & NORWICH. CONN., ‘M. a. little faith in God, humanity or the brotherhood of man, joins the marines, and opce “over there” finds his unbe- liefs are but shadows, and God, hu- manity and brotherhood " are ' real We will pay CASH or lling trench warfare, homl = . ments of Belgian towns, A harees, || take in trade Pianos, Player hand-to-hand conflicts, outpost duty s I S and artillery duels are shown in | Pianos or Talking Machines startling realism, while the slaying of wornen and children by the Prussians stirs the spectators to fighting enthu- siasm. Major Ross E. Rowell appears in charge of the artillefy operations. Ma- jor Thomas Holcomb commands the them Marine infantry and orders “over the top”. Captain Thomas G. Sterrett is seen in command of a dug- out, and in one instance calls for six volunteers to go out on’sapping duty and report on enemy mining activi- ties. Lieutenant James F. Rorke plays the part of Lieutenant O’Shaunnesy, who dies in agony on the battlefield in the arms of a Jewish Rabbi, who WANTED Our prices the highest The Talking Machine Shop 46 FRANKLIN STREET WANTED ‘WANTED—Reliable woman of middle age to assist in general housework; no washing or ironing or fancy cooking. Apply Box. 153, Bulletin Office. jy2zd ‘WANTED—House in city, $1,200 to $1.500, near car line. Address Box 120, Bulletin Office. or Phone 1358-5. jy20d WANTED—A woman to care for an invalid. Apply to Mrs. Rollins, Trading Cove, rwith. - . Jy22d WANTED—Plain_sewing to do. In- quire Mrs. M. M. Williams, 47 Penob- scot St. Jy22d WANTED—A boy to- work in drug store. Inquire Mara & Eggleton. dy22 Jyaza WANTED A FIREMAN AT THE helps him find his crucifix as he b th his last. e e il of U. 5. Marines] WAUREGAN HOTEL from New London will accompany this picturc tonight. Other features on this bill are Enid Bennett the beautiful Inc star in A Desert Wooing, a five part Paramount picture, and a Gaso- line Wedding, a funny Pathe comedy. Usual time and positively no advance in prices. Order your seats now and save disappointment later. Jewett Schocl in New Location. The Jewett Business Schooi, former- erly the Jewett Shorthand School established by Hattie L. Jewett in 1907 moved on, July 15, 1918 from its old quarters on Main street to rooms in the Thayer building. The equip- ment is of the most modern models and is the best obtainable. The sub- jects to be taught are: Bookkeeping Rapid_Calculation Letter Writing. Ad- vanced Accounting, English, Spelling Shorthand, Typewriting. ‘and civil service requirements. The graduates of this school are now occupying some of the best paid positions in the city and three from the school are now hold- ing government positions in Washing- ton. A student from this school was the only one out of nineteen contest- ants winning a medal at a shorthand contest held at Bridgeport st win- ter. BRIEF STATE NEWS Hartford.—Mayor Richard J. Kinsel- la is strongly urging a new plan for a public market. Derby.—~William E. Farrell, organ- Mary’'s church, has moved and household zoods from the Farrell residence, Clifton avenue, Ansonia, ‘to the Metzger house on Decby avenue, this city. West Haven —The parents of Pri- vate Percy 8. Barnes, who with his brother, Edwin Barnes, is a prisoner in Darmstadt, have received a letter telling them that they are as wall and happy as possible under the cir- cumstances. Manchester.—A number of the retail grocers in town have formed an as- sociation to be known as the Manches- ter Retail Grocer association. One of the objects of the assoctation wili be to keep censumers informed as to fair prices on food articles by pub- lishing same in the newspapers every week. The picture public of this ty will we h joy the news Hartford.—Dr. T. Eben Reeks; dep- production | uty commissioner of the state board em. Miss [of health, has returned from a tour of the state on which he visited many local health bfficers in country towrs. Dr. Reeks' trips was part of the health department’s effort to co-ordinate the work of the state board with that of the town health officials. Haddam.—There is one place in Mid- dlesex county where busi ess is poor, and from reports is growinz poorer every duy. This is the county jail for the other da Sheriff Bert G. Thompson reported that his boarders had fallen off from forty & ar ago at this time to only fourteen. About a week ago there were only n e prison- ers at the jail. the number that has er been the o far as records indicate. LOST AND FOUND turday afternoon, probably in Greeneville, a brown pocketbook. Finder return to Bulletin Office and receive reward. jy22d LOST—Between Mara & Eggleton’ Drug Store and The Reston Store, Sat- urday afternoon, a black spectacle case containing a sum of money. Reward if retiirned to Mara & Eggleton’s store. iv22 . LOST—The boy that was seen nick- ing up the pockethook in Davis Thea- tre Saturday afternoon is knowr d will avoid prosecution by returnine to the address in the pocketbook. jy22d PRESTON BRIDGE Livery, Sale and Boarding Stable. Taxi Service and Garage Connected. Horses to let for all kinds of busi- ness. with or without rigs, by the day or week. Special attention to boarders and transients; 20 to 30 horses always on hand, for sale. weighing 1050 to 1600 each; several ‘extra nice pairs, 2400 to 3200 per pair, all good workers, and some extra nice drivers; every hors: will bé sold with a written guarantes to be just as represented at time of Current Ev will make up an A one programme today, Tuesday today and Wedne THE FEATURE OF THE SEASON. “The Unbeliever” at Davis Theatre Today, Tuesday and Waednesday, Accompanied by a Special Detail of U. S. Marines. The United States Marine Corps re- cently collaborated with Thomas A. Fdison and George Kleine in produc- ing what is said to be the greatest moving picture of the war, and this feature is to have its first presenta- tion in this city at the Davis theatre startinz this afternoon. “The Unbeliever” is a motion pic- ture that carries a message to Ameri- ca_ which teaches a lesson, as did “The Birth of a Nation.” It is some- thing unique in film production in that it was taken through the active co- operation of a branch of the United States defenses; the Marine corps. Maripe officers and men take part in fhe presentation of the play. The pic- ture breathes the fervor of intense Joyalty, and tells a story that is in it- self a powerful sermon. “The Unbeliev story of a man who finds his fa the smoke and din of battle, Phil Landicutt, a young American aristocrat, who has sale, or money refunded in full. Trial allowed. If in need of anything in our jline, give us a trial angd we will give you full value for your money. STABLE 371, 373, 375 MAIN ST. Phone 326-2. O'BRIEN & CHASE. Now is the time to fin out how good the Falls Auto Paint Shop will paint your auto. FALLS AUTO PAINT SHOP 51 Sherman Street FREDERICK T. BUNCE Piano Tuner Phone 838-2 &2 Clairmount Ave WANTED SECRETARY i T0 SUPERINTENDENT MUST BE EXPERIENCED STE- NOGRAPHER AND CAPABLE OF TAKING CHARGE OF PURCHAS- ING. MALE OR FEMALE CON- SIDERED, APPLY AT ONCE BY LETTER, GIVING FULL DETAILS TO GOODYEAR COTTON MILLS GOODYEAR, CONN. WANTED A man to take care of five horses. Good pay, work. TROY STEAM LAUNDRY 282 Franklin Street steady WE WANT YOUR JUNK Iron, Metals and Paper Stock. Our teams will call in either city or country. NORWICH WASTE AND METAL COMPANY Telephone 546-2 Norwich, Conn. WANTED Tfwo Girls For Marking ané Sorting. TROY STEAM LAUNDRY HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR USED| PIANOS, PLAYER PIANOS OR TALK- ING MACHINES. CASH OR TRADE. THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO., 135-143 Main St., Norwieh, Conn, FOR SALE ' g | FORSALE BETHLEHEM STEEL CO. | 7 PER CENT. NOTES To net 75; per cexit. to 73/ § i per cent. and to run 3, 4 or § i5 years. { Order may be telephoned to me at my expense. j James L. Case 37 Shetucket Street, FOR SALE ONE 1914 CADILLAC TOURING CAR IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. E. A. PRENTICE Phone 300 86 CIiff Street JUST ARRIVED They are here. A nice load of well broken horses, just out of work and {ready to go to work. All kinds, big iand small, pairs and _single. Prices right. Come and see them. ELMEPR I PIERSO. Tel. 536-3. may21d SUBURBAN FARM only mile from Willimantic, 10 room |house, large barn, 4 good poultry i houses, 20 aeres fine fields, pastures I for 12 head, plenty of wood, good fruit. {Only $2300, $500 cash. Also several | bargains in stocked farms. | Tryon’s Agency, Willimantic. Conn. FOR SALE Fruit and Confectionery Store. | Inquire at | 478 North Main St. FOR SALE and must be sold at once, a two-family house, with all improvements, well lo- cated; an excellent paying property. Good 'substantial reason can be shown for gelling, ete. For full particulars, inquire of 1JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate Broker. T2l ST - 7 WANTED—A first class journeyman barber; steady work and good pay; high grade shop. Apply to Gaston Maindon, Danielson, Conn. Tel. jy20d ONDAY, JULY 22, 1913, FOR SALE —_— N FOR SALE—Good trucking business, with three trucks and all equipment, centrally located, including small gar- age, with storeroom; no reasonable of- !e(;‘y;;sused. L C. Ellis, Westerly, R. L FOR SALE—Boiler and engine, with two-drum hoist, derrick, steami pump and dril], a lot of guy rope, tackle, ete.; no reasonable offer refused. 1. C. EBllis, Westerly, R. 1. jy22d FOR SALE—Ayrshire cow, 7 years old, recently freshened, 15 quarts milk daily, unexcelled for butter. - Address Box 163, Norwich Town. iy22d FOR SALE—Double action air com- pressor, almost new, 8-inch stroke, 8- inch .piston. For information and price, address /Compressor, in care Norwich Baulletin _Co. jy22d FOR SALE—55 Sherman St Norwich, WANTED—To buy a baby carriage; must be in. good condition and cheap for cash. Call 11 North Main St, City. Jy204 WANTED—Two or three furnished rooms for light housekeeping for hus- band and wife. Write A. B, C.. care Bulletin Co. iy2od WANTED—Cotton, mi]l help; second hand card room, third hand spinning room, experienced card grinders, siub- ber and intermediate tenders, ring spinners, etc.; experienced -help only; zood wages to steady workers and best ditions. working con 1s Co.,, N Mohegan Cotton dyz0d OVERNMENT needs 20,000 women shington; examinations vwhere in August; experience un- women desiring government e for free particulars to Leonard (former civil service ex- , 276 Kenois Bldg., Washington. clerk: ave WANTED—A fsrmhand who under- stands farming, at once, as my present leaves for war service; wages $46 or $50 a month; good board, room and hours. W. S. Brown, Shepherd Farm, Central Village. 13:20(‘1 WANTED — Second hand furniture; we pay highest prices in eastern Con- necticut; we buy anything; largest sec- ond hand store in state. Louis D. Ward, warerooms 30-32 Water St. Norwich. Write, call or_tel. 1-13. JedMWS WANTED—A handy man. _Apply West Side Silk Mill. ivisd WANTED—Girls to learn spooling and winding. West Side Silk Mill. iy19d WANTED—If you have a_tent you Conn., nine-room house, with modern improvements, including steam heat; immediate possession. jy22d FOR SALE—1916 8-cylinder Cadillac touring car, new varnis recently. overhauled,’ tires first class; can _ be seen any time. Phone 16 y22d FOR SALE—Two hordes Jewett City Livery Stables. Tel. 38-2. jy22d FOR SALEAyrshire bulls. George A. Kahn, Franklin, Conn. iylod FOR SALE—Twenty new milch cows, extra heavy milkers; also 40 springers. E. E. Sharpe. Tel. 98-4, Willimantic. FOR SALE or exchange (a part) for automobile, a cottage of nine rooms, with lot and shed adjoining, shore and country advantages, boating, bathing, with pavilion and postoffice, on grounds; cottage is_short distance from Niantic village, Crescent Beach, Golden Spur and Oswegatchie, near state camp, a]l available by trolley or launch; furnishings included in sa}lc touring car desired, 8 model,_electric lights, style, preferably new, dark green d sired, blue or black, in good condition; owner of cottage has business interests which make further use of same un- of 1917 or evailable. For further dinformation, write to 53 Oak S Norwich, FOR SALE One | d e, 4 years old, sound and good driver. Tel. 1076-5. iv1ed FOR SALE—Farms of every descrip- tion, from five to two hundFed acres; also houses, cottages, building lots and shore property. A. H. Maine, Groton, Conn. iviod FOR SALE—16 sheep and 14 lambs; also cheap horse for rarm work. H. H. Pendleton, Norwich, Conn. R. D. Tel. 1851-2. Jy sh to sell| please write Tent, care Bulletin. iy19d WANTED—To buy cash register. Address'0. K : The Buljetin. jy16d WANTED. wrdener with some experience. Apply 188 Washington St. ivied _ SLECTRIC anted everywhere; hig pay; advancement; learn electric wiring, = lighting, telephony, ete., through sure, easy home-study meth- od; Edison indorses; booklet free, Call Internationa] Correspondence Schools, Central Bullding. Jvizd 0. U.—U fast, U beat U-boat; U feast, U-boat beat U. Fagan's Smoke Shop. Buy a pip jybd WANTED—At cnce, an experienced loom nxer for Knowies looms; steady work and good pay. Apply The Mys- te, Maaufacturing Co. Mystic, Conn: y ~ WANTED—Men, women or boys to work in the kitchen; no Sunday work City Lunch, Norwich. je27d TED—Girl to wait on _table and amber work. Windham Inn, Windham, Conn. Tel. 35-4, Willimantiz Division je24d ® WOoOL us _your end ; we will pay Woolen Mills, je22d wool, larze or best price. Yantic, Conn. WANTED—To buy old gold and sil- ver; also false teeth; highest prices paid. F. ¥ . Jeweler, 21 Broad- way, Nor apréd WANTED—Second hand and antlque furniture of all kinds; get our prices before you sell, A. Bruckner, 55 Frank- lin St~ Tel 717-3. novéd WANTED 50 Laborers, 10 Farm Hands, 4 Wait- résses, 20 Spinners, 4 men for Dye House, 3 men for Picker Room, 6§ men for Card Room, 10 Weavers, 2 colored boys, 3 young men for the Beach. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU Geo. L. Chesbro, Mgr. Central Bldg. WANTED A Fireman at the Wauregan Hotel WANTED MAN TO RUN WASHERS | Apply GLEN WOOLEN MILLS Norwich Town WANTED MEN WANTED AT THE AMERICAN STRAW- BOARD COMPANY’S MILL Good Pay Stead‘ Employement Spinners Wanted SAXTON WOOLEN CORPORATION BEAN HILL MILL WANTED. % Old false tecth. Don’t matter if broken. We pay up to $15 per set. Send by parcel po check by return mail. monds, too. COLLATERAL LOAN CO., 154 Water St., between Shetucket and Market Sts. An old, reliable firm to deal with. | Established 1872, ucll WANTED TO WORK ON GOVERNMENT WORK. Good wages and chance for| over time, | ASEPTIC PRODUCTS CO. East Killingly Conn, post and Teceive We buy dia- THERE 1s no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- letin for business res: FOR SALE—A roan horse, age 7, 1175 pounds, he is honest to work, double or single; also a Vermont horse, age 8, 1100 pounds, sound and safe for women and children to use, will plow ang cultivate with just a halter on; 1 will sell these horses very cheap to someone who will take them into the cofintry and give them a good home; peddlers and jockeys don’'t apply. 42 Walnut St.. Tel Willimantic. y car, and paint. The 52 Shetucket St n; here is an up-to-date, economical car at an_economical STUDEBAKER tour! lights and starter, with nev paint _and mechanical condi The Frisbie-McCormick Co., tucket St. FORD delivery car with Bosch mag- neto. The Frisbi Shetucket St. or exchange for heifers gray mare, good driver, fe for a lady to drive, not afraid of ything, will work any- where; new automobile took her job H. Walcer, R. D. 5, J’reston, on Vol untown Road. y12d FOR SA acres wood and tim- ber. Address 39 North St., Willi- mantic, Conn. may22 FOR SALE—Twenty head of cattle; some fresh. some springers. Apply to Oliver A. Downs, Brooklyn, Conn. Tel. 37-4, Danjelson. jesd A good Investment or Loca- tion for any Kind of Business Post Office Building Danielson Reilroad Square FOR SALE Two floors, 74x39 feet, with shed and rear entrance. Enquire on premises of C. H. BACON, Danielson, Conn. TWELVE FINE RESIDENCES FOR SALE Eight are on Washington Street, and four on Broadw: If you want a home in an unsurpassed residence section of Norwich, consult ARCHA W. COIT Highest Grade Properties Telephone 1334 63 Broadway FOR SALE No. 11 Bliss Place 7 Room Cottage with all improve- || ments, including heat; location ideal. FRANCIS D. DONCHUE Central For particulars, inquire Biilding Norwich FOR SALE 12. Room House, No. 125 School St A splendidly built residencc in the center of the city, modern improve-| fuil information, apply only to THOMAS H. BECKLEY, 278 MAIN STREET 724—Phones—68 * FULL ASSOCIATED \ PRESS DESPATCH TO RENT TO RENT—Large' room, ‘with small adjoining one, with private family; married couple preferred; references required. Cal] at 35 Hobart Ave. Jy22d FOR RENT—A well furnished front room; good locaticn. Phone 353-12. jv20d FOR RENT—For summer months, small furnished house, Norwich Town, Scotland road, near trolley, modern ts. 5. iy11ThS cdern - apartment, 7 ENT— rooms, centrally located. Inquire Jew- eler’s,'32 Franklin St. dv19d TO RENT—One large furnished room for two, with or without board, one minute from Marlin-Rockwell's. 13 Boswell Avi iy _ FOR HIRE ~passenger Studeb 5 VJ)'K 3. TO RENT—Newly furnished _rooms g‘eckham, 62 Shetucket St. Garage. for gentlemen on Main St. all con- veniences, private family. Inquire at this_office. je27d FOR HIRE—Two 7-passenger tour- ing cars, also 5-passenger touring car, with good, reliable cHauffeurs, day or might service. Call 1219-3. 14'Clift St. Je! STORAGE—Household goods stored for long or short term; rates reason- able. Fanning Studio, 52 Broadway. jeld TO RENT — Furnished rooms, 58 Washington St. may25d TO RENT—Furnished ruoms for four gemlemen. Mrs. Kelly, 7 North High t. feb26d TO RENT—LIght storage space; elec. tric elevator. Phone 580, or call 77 Water St. jan26a 70 RENT—Furnished rooms; also rooms for light housekeeping. 106 School St. Tal. 1048-3. sepl1d TO RENT at 14-16 Thames St, one double store and two single stores, with all im- provements, Inquire AMERICAN WASTE & METAL CoO., 210 WEST MAIN ST. STORE TO RENT ON FRANKLIN STREET, 30 FOOT FRONT—ONLY A FEW FEET FROM FRANKLIN SQUARE—CONTAINING ABOUT 1,000 SQUARE FEET—LOW RENT. [INQUIRE AT BULLETIN OFFICE. FOR SALE WATER FRONT FOR SALE 74 THAMES STREET, NORWICH. CONN. 70 FEET FRONT WITH 12 FEET DRAFT. A RARE CHANCE TO ACQUIRE A NICE PIECE OF PROPERTY. ’ A. M. AVERY 52 BROADWAY " [ What $600 Will Buy 40 Acres of Land; 10 Acres of Which is Heavy Pine Timber; About 300 Cords of Standing Wood on Place; Some ~Cleared Land, Fruit, Well, Spring. ' Mile to Thriving Manu- facturing Village. Schools, Churches; Telephone Passes Property; Near Neighbors. 1/2 Miles to Main Line of Railroad; Groceries Delivered at Door; Wood Enough on Place to Almost Pay for It and Timber to Frame a House. Investigate. Send For Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin. Choice of 400, WILLIAM A. WILCOX FARM SPECIALIST West Broad Street, Rooms 1 and 2 WESTERLY, R. I, Teleohone 2365 a1 FOR SALE The Old Historical Tavern, known as Adam’s Tavern, with Stock and Fixtures. Also my Gardner Lake Property, 1-4 mile water front, fine grove and 35 acres of land, with houses, barns, sheds, etec. A. A. ADAM, Norwich Town, Conn. FOR SALE At Crescent Beach, One Very At- tractive Cottage, All Finely Furnished, ! | at Bargain Price. For Full Particulars Inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker. Franklin Square. Norwich. 'ATTENTION, FARMERS! Now is the time to use GRCUND LIME STONE FOR SALE BY THE PECK, McWILLIAMS CO. NORWICH, CONN. FOR SALE Cottage Houses, Tenement' and Business Blocks, Building Lets, ali in desirable locations. List your pro- perty if you care to eell or rent, as I have <« number of people looking for real estate investments. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Kstate and Insurance. Room 103 Thayer Bldg FURNISHED - SEASHORE COTTAGES FOR SALE OR RENT at Watch Hill, Weekapaug, Pleasant View, and along the Rhode Island shore; also accessible Seashore Farms. Send forbooklet. Frank W. Coy WESTERLY, R. L ‘Whitestone Cigars will be $450 a hundred from Junme 1st, 1918, Sam rate per thousan J. F. CONANT, u n Street. WHEN YOU WANT to put your bus- iness before the public, there is no medium better than through the ad- Tha Bullatin vertising columns of PICTURES OF MESORY. Among the beautiful pictures ‘That hang on Jemory’s wall Is one of a dim old forest, That seemeth best of all; Not for its gnarled oaks olden, Dark with the mistletoe; Not for the violets golden That sprinkle the vale below; Not for its milk-white lilies, That lean from the fragrant ledge, Coquetting all day with the sunbeams, And stealing their golden edge; Not for the vines on the upland, ‘Where the bright-red- berries rest, Nor the pinks, nor the pale sweet cow- slip It seemed to me the best. I once had a little brother. With eyes that were dark and deep; er | In_the lap of that old, dim forest \| 'buses for private parties. Write or call He lieth in peace, asleep; Light as the down of the thistle, Free as the winds_that blow, We roved there the beautiful summers, The .summers of long ago. But his feet on the hills grew weary, And. one of the autumn eves, I made for my little brother A bed of the yellow leaves. Sweetly his pale arms folded My neck in a meek embrace, As the light of immorta] beauty Silently covered his face; And when the arrows of sunset Lodged in the treetops bright, He fell, in his saint-like beauty, Asleep by the gates of light, Therefore, of all the pictures That hang on Memory’s wall, The one of the dim old forest Seemeth the best of all. —Alice Cary. THE SHOEMAKER’S SONG. The shoemaker sang, as he hammereé as happy as I am today? I saved twenty soles where the parson saved one, And T always heel, where the doctor heals none. I sit on my bench like a judge, and T 00! The people who say that my measure don’t suit; - My very first pleasure each day is my ast. I cut all my uppers, I care not.for caste; I'm always mending when others fal ill, And when I'm thirsty with cobblers 1 i z T'll never peg out. for I always fill in For how can I lose when I'm shoer tc B win? My goods are al] soled before finished and T Can foot my bill without heaving “One must not confuse liberty witk license.” “No; especially when thinking of a marriage license.”—Life. “Everything I have in this world I owe to my wife.” “I'm almost like you too. Every- thine I owe for in this world my wife bought.”—Answers. Short-sighted Officer — rt's al right, my man; you can take off your mask now, the gas has passed Private—Beggin’ yer pardon, I ain't got a mask on.—-Ideas’ “These apartments are too dark for what we want.” “What do you want?” 'We want to do light housekeep- ing.”—San Francisco Chronicle. sir, “It doesn’t seem right” said the man with wornout shoes. “What doesn't seem right?” “That a mere cow can afford to wear all that leather.”—Washington Star. First Bach—JLet's ask Peck. He's married and will be able to speak from experience. Second Bach—on the contra he'll keep his mouth shut from ex- perience.—Boston Transeript. Maid—There’s a gentleman ing, sir. Man of the on the telephons “Yes, sir; he's calling in person on call- House—In person or the telephone. Yonkers States- man. Fusilier (to inquisitive . Scotswo- man who is pointing to badge on his cap)—Don’t you know what this mum? Why, that's a turnip, o'course. Scotswoman — Ah wasna _ axin’ aboot yer heid!—Cassell's Saturday Journal. When the shopman informed her | that the price of egzs was six shil- | lings s en, she exclaimed: 1. “six Why, that's six- ce for each egsg.” Yes, mum, aid the man; “but you must remember that one egg is a whole day's work for a hen—Tit- Bit | First Soldier (in the trenches)— { Ain’t that just my luck? Second Soldier—What's the ter mat- now? irst Soldier—With all the pretty girls there are in the States knitting sweaters for soldiers I have to draw jone with a note pinned to it saying it was knitted by a. man—Detroit | Free Pres THE KALEIDOSCOPE For many purposes cast iron is preferable to steel because it is com- paratively rustproof. There is a schoolhouse in dence, R.I., which has been tinuous use for 118 years. Provi- in con- One of the best grades of Italian cheese ®s sold only after it has bee seasoned for at least four years. Seventy-five per cent. of the wealth of the country is in the hands of .families receiving incomes of $9.500 or less. Il Giornale d'ltalia, of Rome, states that the telephone connec- tions between Sardinia and the Ital- ian mainland will be completed this year. TheUnited States had no ambase sador in Germany when war was de- clared, relations having been broken off two months before, and Ambas- sador James W. Gerard having re- ceived his passports. The first steamboat on Lake Erie, ., the Walk in the Water, was launched * at Black Rock, a short distance be- low Buffalo, just 100 years ago. She made her maiden voyage from Buf- falo to Detroit in the following Au- gust. The citizens of Albany, N. Y., ex- perienced a thrill on February 28, 1795, when 500 emigrants’ sleighs passed through that city on their way to the distant and little-known Geneseé country of Western New York. The Genesee Valley was then considereq the Far West. A new _telegraph and telephone line is being constructed to connect Colon, Panama. with the small town of Porto Bello, sitmated about 20 miles east of this city at one of the best harbors on the Caribbean coast of Central America. Before the completion of the’ Panama Railroad, in 1855, Porto Bello was the Atlantic port for the overland traffic acrosg - the Isthmus-of Panama.