Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 31, 1916, Page 12

e What Is Going On Tonight Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at Auditerium Theatre. Motion Pictures at Breed Theatre. Vaugeyille and Moving Pictures at the Davis Norwich Rifle Club _meets at Armory. Shetucket Lodge, No. 27, 1. O. O. F., meets in Oad Felows' Hall. Norwich Nest No, 1396, O. O. O., e, No. 6, K. of P, meets in Owls’ Hall. Wauregan e, meets in Pythian Hall. ANNOUNCEMENTS Open Ailr Meeting Tonight. There will be an open air evangelis- tic meeting at North Thames and West Main streets this evening at 7.30. Rev. George H. Strouse, pastor of the First Baptist church, Norwich, and Rev. George H. Chambers, pastor of Fitchville Baptist church, will preach and A. A. McCaskill will give a few words of exhortation. A Vie- trola_will be used to furnish music and Mr. Newhouse of Bridgeport will play the cornet. McKinley Avenue Property Sold. The property at No. 11 McKinley Avenue owned by Mrs. Margaret Bur- nap has been sold to Orrin F. Merry through the agency of John A. Moran. &he house is a two-apartment build- ing and there is a large lot with out- building. Within a few days Mr. Mo- ran sold the property next door to the Burnap house. Republican Rally in Poquetanuck The republicans of Poquetanuck will gather tonizht in the parish house when_Senator John H. Barnes . and others will address them. An invita- tion has been extended to all who wish to attend. Baltio Street House Sold. J. Ferri has purchased through the agency of Francis D. .Donohue the property located at 125 Baltic street, belonging to Elizabeth Sullivan of Hopkinton, R. I BREED THEATRE Exceptionally Fine Bill of Feature Photoplays for Today. The Breed theatre is presenting an exceptionally fine program of feature photoplays for today, the feature of which is the five-part Metro produc- A Yellow Streak, with Lionel more a ley in the d Irene How! roles. In this production Mr. ‘move adds tc the laurels which his in high degree on both reen. Never before more admirably su ctive ich have in the it of s in the present productic i v novel one and i It is replete tain much that most fastidious audi- (t! mous Players k Co. produced s wonderful picture for the Paramount bgram upon th imption tha cen is g er than both pull ss in its com the dissemins ths. The Evil The powerful dr n. notable rject, written by (¢ n- Poliock and Rennold \Woif, com- under stirring circumstances a of fid i nd the motif of n its transcendent unesc: vble truthfuine T photoplay exerts an impression ovei e mind that is certain to leave a sting a1 beneficial ory ir s three tou press ac the 1 for moncy, hollowness of the attainment a is secur peal NORWICH TOWN Rev. F. W. Coleman Speaks at Shelt- | ering Arms—Girls’ Choir Sings, Di- rected by Mrs. Walter M. Buckin ham—Barn Dance on Weuwecus Hill —Surprise Party. Many came to the service at the Sheltering Arms Sunday afternoon W. Coleman w charge. The Scripture reading wa the fourteenth chapter of John and the text was the.first few verses of tha comfort to all disciples, he said. Spirit of God as a Comforter br peace is a great thought. There are people who always have a disturbing influence, what we need most and oc- casionally meet is a_person whose at- mosphere is peace. Fears without and within, urbing elements, abound. If we look in our own souls we find our hearts troubled and disturbed. Christ touched the basis of life when He said, Don’t worry. Let not your rt be troubled. Peace I leave With ou. First He gives peace to the soul. The love of God shed abroad in our hearts gives sympathy. Lastly we must be at peace with God. It is heaven to the peace of God in our hearts and lives. When we look up to God and realize that He has planned our faith we ca nsay, All things work to- gether for good, then we can be at peace with God, with the brethren, with ourselves, and realize Christ's word, Peace I leave with vou. A large nuniber from outside were at the service. The Alexander Book of Songs was used. Hymns were sung by the girls’ choir of Trinity Methodist church, under the direction of Mrs. Walter M. Buckingham. Miss Doty was at the plano. Memorial Mass. Many were in attendance at the an- niversary mass for Martin Burns, of Yantic, celebrated by Rev. C. W. Brennan at 7:30 o’clock Monday morn- ing at Sacred Heart church. The choir sang accompanied by Miss Elizabeth Melone. At the offertory Pie Jesu was rendered by Miss May Pounch who also gave as a walting hymn, Some Sweet Day. Dorcas Society’s Meeting. The Dorcass society of the First Methodist chureh which usually meets o nthe first Thursday of the month, will meet at the hoem of Mrs. Stan- ton Brown on Wightman avenue Wed- nesday afternoon of this week, and Thursday the ladies will attend the foreign missionary meeting at Trinity Methodist church in the city. Surprised by Friends. Thirty friends from Greeneville and Norwich surprised Miss Alice Beetham Saturday, gathering at her home on Wauwecus HilL A most enjoyable evening was passed, there were dif- ferent games and vocal and instru- evening. Return to Rhode Island. Hill, Mr. and Mrs. D. W. Lillibridge ind | L) D > .W = ' Too Tired This chapter has been a| nging | schoolhouse to Norwlch, the followin described property, viz.: About 20 h ol cattle, fresh cows, springers and young caitle, 12 tons of hay, ox wagon, pair wheels and neap, one-horse lumber riage, Toad cart, rubber tired sicfih, pair feant narness driving §ar: poss, disk harrow, M plow, 45 ron kettle, corn sheller, pair thol hey fork and rope, carpent: box, refrigerator, 18 foot lad el bar, forks, chains, rakes, 6 M. % quantity of stove wood, also househol §00ds, consisting of feather beds, mat. tresses, sheets, plllow cases, bedste: bureaus, oak sideboard, mental music. Cake, fruitade and fruit ghah‘s of all oewflvfl;n-flgfl plo- v ures, It rgan, clcs, were served toward the close of the |tures, rugs organ 8 faza “Sna 5 ware, steel range, 3 air stoves g00d condition, and a t s of articles not’ enume After a few weeks' visit with thejr |sale cash. If sald day dgughter, Mrs. F. W. Barber of Plain | sule next falr m;%; day. have returned to their home in EX Chrvltavw, R L Thelr grand- . NO NEED TO FEAR BALDNESS Tells How to Make Hair Grow Thick and Lustrous on Bald and Thin Spots. Thousands of men and women are growing bald every day and don’t know the reason why. This is indeed a pity, says a halr specialist, who states that baldness usually comes from carelessness, and that anyone who gives the hair just a little atten- tion should always have an abundance of good, healthy hair. Dandruff and dirt cause baldness by clogging the pores in the scalp, and giving the dan- druff germs fertile ground for prolific breeding. The treatment is very simple: re- move the dirt by shampooing at least once in ten days and destroy the dan- druff germs by frequently applying a little of the real Parisian Sage, a most efficient preparation that the best druggists everywhere are now recom- mending as one of the quickest and safest treatments to surely stop itch- ing scalp and falling hair, remove all dandruff and to properly nourish and invigorate the hair roots. Parisian Sage is also the discrimi- nating woman’s favorite hair dressing because it gives her hair a softness and luster that fascinate and compel admiration. A generous bottle costs but little from Lee & Osgood Co., who guarantee it to you. daughter, Miss Marjorie Barber and Miss Nellie Chappell accompanied them for a visit in Charlestown. Sang at First Church. Mr. and Mrs. G. Avery Ray and daughter Ruth and Mrs. William Bab- cock of = Springfield, Mass., motored here Saturday to visit friends over Sunday. Mr. Ray sang a tenor solo and was heard again at the offertory Sunday morning, at the First Congre- gational church. Danced In the Barn. ocial evening with dancing was d_at the Maples’ place on Wau- JHill Saturday. ~ About forty present, one party coming in a auto truck from Greeneville. - dance was held in the big barn. Coffee, sandwiches, cake and fruit were served. re Sixteen at Sheltering Arms. Mrs. Brackett from Norwich has come to be a member of the household at the Sheltering Arms , which now number 16. Heard and Seen. A. Gould Hunt of Bridgeport was at his home on Lafayette stre. for over Sunaay. H. T. Frazier of has returned, after sence in New Jersey. st Town street few weeks ab- At Sacred Heart church Wednesday morning, All Saints’ Day, there will be and 7 o’clo - The meeti; Troop No. (Tu, of the Boy Scouts, postponed from this day) evening to Wednesday. Mrs. A. E. Geer and sons Milton and old 1 her mother, Mrs. Hazard Tucker were in Scotland for over Sun- day. Mrs. May Joslin has returned to her home on Vergason avenue from Prov- idence, where she visited friends. over the week-end. Mr. and Mr Mystic were g Wilve ister, of th otland road. Jesse H. Wilcox of >sts Sunday of Mrs. George S. Beebe Mrs. Albert Myers and son Elmer Myers of Potter Manor, R. L, spent the week-end with Mrs. Susie Lillibridge, at her home on the Scotland road. M . Perley of White Plains, N. Y., e to Connecticut College last week her daughter who is a_student and Friday called on friends on Harland road. Mrs. Charles Martin and son Charles e returned to South Berwick, Me., fter a two wecks' visit with = Mrs. Martin's brother, Julius L. Kiless of the New London turnpike. To Work?. If you get up in the morning tired, | if you weary with little exertion and . if vim and go are lacking, depend 3 upon it that your liver is torpid. One . dose of Schenck’s Mandrake Pills will “wale up” that lazy liver and make you feel like new. Schenck’s Man- . drake %lis are worth a trial tonight. | For eighty years we have beea tell- ing the public that Schenck’s Mandrake Pills are purely vegetable and a fine substitute for calomel without it’s ' mercurial effects. This is your proof of their merit. : Uncorted or sugar coated 25¢ per box from your druggist or by mail, Dr. J. H. Schenck & Son, Philadelphia. FOR SALE JUST ARRIVED. Another car of Horses just in from IMinois. They are the best lot of Draft Horses and Chunks I have had this year. They nust be sold. Prices right. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON, Tel. 536-3. sep30d F. K. NOYES . +eseee Auctioneer AUCTION. Will be sold at public auction on WEDNESDAY, NOV. 1, 1916, at 9 o’clock a. m., sharp, at the late residence of Albert T. Hoxle, near the I. G. Avery mill, on road ' leading from _the Coreyville wagon, market wagon, buggy, car- le_blocks, ers ti . bureau creamer, Cooley creamer, meat. LOST—Overcoat, on 7.10 train from WANTED WANTED—At once, a woodchopper. Noroon Cueturasy Cevening. between | G. A Jencks, R. D. 6. GotiITUR Gales Ferry and New London. Reward if returned to Builetin Office. oct31d LOST—Yellow and white Scotch col e, without collar. Finder please noti- fy Mrs. Clarence Kahn, Jewett City. octald FOR SALE FOR SALE MY LARGE Six Cylinder Buick Olive Green Roadster In Fine Condition G. W. CARROLL REAL OPPORTUNITIES. No. 1—Three apartment house, all latest imptovements, best location in city, good investment. No. 2—Colonlal nine-room house, in the most select residential section of the city, all latest improvenients. No. 3—One nine-room house on Lau- rel Hill Ave., latest improvements, electricity, gas, hot air furnace, bath, hot and cold water. No. 4—Business opportunity in a country village about 20 miles from Norwich, general store fuil stocked with a 'general merchandise. as gTo- cerles, dry goods, etc., can be bought at a bargain; reason for selling, cwner has other business in city. S. SIEGEL, Renl Estate and Insuranec, Norwich., Conn. Tel. 321-4. WANTBD—Cordwood choppers. J. Seigel. Phone 646-5, " octsla’ WANTED—A steady man on farm, or would consider hoy ' over 16; steady work year round. A. L. Parme- ter, . F..D.No. 1, Mystio, Conn. oc ger Breed Theatre. I %ctBld WANTED—Middle aged woman_with- out family, as housekeeper in a family of two; good home for right party.'Ad- dress Box 187, Danielson, Cenn. oct3ld WANTED—An_experienced cook. Ap- ply to Mrs. W. K. Tingiey, 7 Broad St., between 10 and 12 a. m,, of 7'to 8 p. m. oc! WANTED_Girl for general house- work. = Apply cvenings between 6 and 5, 16 Perkins Av 401, octs0d WANTED—Washing and cooking by experienced woman. Phone 163-5. oct30d WANTED—GIrls for the French- American Fur Co., Th 1dg. et T Thayer Bldg. WANTED Twenty-five pullets, _Tel- | ephone 909. otc30d WANTED—At once, farmnand who can milk, and drive team. Apply to Jerry Eillot, Wauregan, Conn. o0ct30d WANTED—At oncs, a g0od paper- hanger. Apply 94 Mechanic St, Dan- ielson, Conn 0ct28d WANTED—A man with some capital to work for me for a share of profits on a large hay and hog farm; hotel and free garbage irom a village of surrounded by the best of market: Address Farm, Box 2000, Bulletin. oct2sd ANTED—Competent man_that un derstands cabinet and detail work; State experie; The Charles E. Bur, New London, C oct! WANTED —Girl for general house- WOTK, @ PP 218 Washington St. oct2ed COWS FORSALE Carload will arrive Tuesday, Octo- ber 31st. JAMES H. HYDE, North Franklin Telephone 30, Lebanon, Conn. "FOR SALE A Sono ; a bargain ©0., of records; as good as ne THE PLAUT-CADDEX Norwich, Conn.: Disc Phonograph, Elite model, sells at $175; will play all makes Woman for light house- carc of baby. E. K Vauxhall St, New London. BIRCH BRUSH wanted at once. Phone Mystic, 13 Call or write, rican’ Chemical Company, Old Conn. oct2id Appl ot for lini- self in the D, the home A genuine first class condition, THE A 144 Main St. Granolithic Sidewalk Vl;acts Over forty cement walks built by me in Norwich. One at Chelsea Parade, 1,450 feet long, over onc-guarter of a mile. | will furnish the names of those forty satisfied customers. Se- lect_a man who knows how znd will do it. Specifications amount to noth- ing compared to experience. Mine is for you if you are wise. START RIGHT Thos. J. Dodd GENERAL CONTRACTOR 99 Cliff Street Telephone 822 FOR SALE A choice home with all improvements Phonograph, in co., erwich, Conn. and a good lot on Grove Strect. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street FOR SALE The fine homestead of the late Dr. W. S. C. Perkins, No. 50 Broad St. pecial inducements cun be had if sold at once. House fully furmished. For fuller particulars, Inguire of JOHN A. MORAN, Renl Estate and Insurance Broker, Franklin Square, Norwich. FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Busl- ness Blocks, Building Lots, all in de- sirabie loca‘ions. List your property It you care to se.. o1 rent as I have a number of people lookini for real es- tate investments. WILLIAM F. myry., Real Zstaie umd Insurance, Room 108, Thayer Bldg. 50 ACRE FARM For $1,400 Cash New house of six rooms, surround- ed by beautiful shade trees, barn 16x30, one hennery 8x12, twp scratching sheds, 60 peaci: trees (will bear this season), 1% acres sirawberries (will be in fruitage this Spring), % acres asparagus (will cut 100 Ibs. daily in season— an income getter). Near railroad, scheol ana church; land free from stone and machine worked. Send for latest catalogue. Just issued Choice of 400. Nothing like it in all New England. WILLIAM A. WiLCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St., Westerly, R. I. Teleshone 365 Officeg_110 “West 34th St., New York Telephone 2998 Greeley Phone 300 FOR SALE The valuable property 78 and 80 Chestnut St., estate of Margaret A. Duchette; two houses. three large apartments in each, with modern im- rov-menul; Jot 125 ft. front, 135 ft. eep. A to Y_ANNA BOON, No. 88 Franklin St. LILLIE D. LIBBY, oct26d 121 Broadway. FOR SALE Eight Room House near Boswell Ave., with bath, tollet, set tubs, hot air heat and electricity, with a barn and a large garden; also some fruit; property in good condition and pleasantly located;: price-reasonable. e WANTED- White Ho Box 1861 Address ocrzdd two-yea v, 105 all an’ B. Broad- oct21d tles and teamster. A. T. WANTED- - t, clean errands and ma himself u. 1. Ap- ply West Sid. < Mill. Mechanic St. oct10d THELP wa of the Ame 3 ianti hand furniture, A. Pruckner, 55 may2id A manufacturing concern wants a Watchman familiar with running a boiler, for Saturday afternoons, Sun- days and holidays. Reply stating age, experience and references. Address “WATCHMAN?”, Care of Bulletin. furnished, 1wo . minutes . Hopkins & Allen’s when you want good help and iences. 11 Boswell Ave. octzld want it quickly. now, but the best workers read Bulletin Want Ads. Help is scarce want” which you believe might “some-one-elsc want.” floor coverings, three rooms at Bulletin Otlice. oct27d ir Bulletin Want Ads When you loso something— most Norwich people are honest—and on finding anything to Bulletin Want Ads to locate the loser. a vacancy oceurs your rental When you want to ‘sell your real estate. When you want to buy or sell pets, a business or a lease. and salary. _ Address FOR SALE Co., P. O. Box =y = FOR SALE—DMale hog. one year old, extra nice igs, second litter, four weeks F, A. Krug, R. F. D. Tel, 1859-i4. Sweet russet cider Red pullets. Phone 646-5. SALE—One n Hoxie got convenienc OR SALE—One 1916 A-1 condit TO RENT—Newly furnished rooms, steam heat, electric light and bata. Choisea House, over Brooklyn Outiit- ters, 270 Main St. vetdld TO RENT — Two fully furnished rooms; all conveniences; in the Marion Building, 826 Main St. Ring s b " T0 RENYT—Two large fron walk from : all modern conven- NO. 120 Brcadway, a _modern six- room flat. Inquire at 122 Broadway. octlid TO RENT—A flat of four rooms, with modern conveniences, at 120 Washing- ton St. Inquire of Sllbert Bowers, 130 Washington St. Ta2i. 11. octz3d TTO0 RENT—A basement tenement of sSchool St. Inquire at urnished room, with modern conveniences, 5 Washington st. oct24d "T0 RENT . 35_Cliff St, flat of eight rooms, steam heat, electric, gas and hot water connections; possession irom Nov. lst. Inguire Brooklyn Out- fitters. oct18d TO RENT—Pleasant nine-room tene- ment; ail convenicnces. Address X. care ‘Bulletin. octl7d Frankiin St. to rent; suitable for wmost any kind of business. Inquire at Bulletin Office. octl7d TO RENT—-Rooms, with or without board. 68 Oak S| oct10d TO RENT—One flat of four rooms; $9. Inquire N. B. Lewis, 341 Main St. oetiod 70 RENT. nousekeepix octdd Furnished rooms for light v Carter Ave., East Side. 5, NO. 132 Brozdway; upper flat, all modern convenience: sonable. John E. Fanmug, rent re: Broadway octéd T—Furn| ione 1429-2. “sep2ld ney Aav modern improvements. Inquire . TompK.ns, 67 West Main Street. seplzd “FOR RENT — Homelike furnished house, eight rooms and bath, best res- idencé section. archa w. Coit, 63 Broadway. aughld TO RENT. floor, pie: T inqu d, aug3ld two roonis nhenette; steam heat, electric Phone 1275-2, 47 Dividi augied for light hou 18 Cnion 3 FOR RENT Fri in and ner store io Treat d. re; men only. Jyiid horse power > power_ensine, Conn,, R. D. 1 A WORD o turkey ralsers: Koneman it has never Prepared and sold by West Main altry Yards, 4 FOR SALE-Two fine hounds, Jjust right age to put Thomus J. Don- months old: field with old dos. 138 Washington St. WANTED L-ABORERS American Strawboard Co. THAMESVILLE WANTED WEAVERS Apply To JOSEPH HALL & SONS, Trading Cove 10 Laborers. 2 Waitress, 2 Chamber- maids, 2 Elevator Boys, 10 Women (general housework), 3 Men for farm. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager FOR SALE FOR SALE Three Family House 10 minutes’ walk from center of city, on trolley line. A. M. AVERY, 52 Broadway FOR SALE The Manwaring Stables on Asylum St Norwlch. Excellent location for stable or other business. Also building lot on the southerly side of Maple St., next west of the H. A Brigss property. 50 feet front and_over 200 deep. A150 @ tract of about 180 acres of %fisture and timberland in Bozrah, near auwecus Hill, recently owned by John Manwaring, Jr. Alsc an undivided interest as recent- ly owned by John Manwaring, Jr., in the Manwaring property in Montville consisting of the Manwering home- stead, Raymond farm and the Way place. AMOS A. BROWNING, SepySTu Recelver. BUNGALOW IN FLORIDA FOR SALE In highest part of the state, ideal win- ter climate. House of six rooms, wide verandas and large open attic. Grounds of about one acre. Owncr has picked green peas in January. Oranges and grape fruit can be grown. Game is plentiful in nearby pine woods. Lakes near offer fine fishing. Price low to cash purchaser. Furthor particulars “*® ARCHA W. COIT, Telephone 1334 63 Broadway husking machine blower-stacker and ear corn e haseeA. Loofbor best paying fa with stock, too of cultivation, g00d location: ample building: lot of wood, 1 particulars address FOR SALE—-One pair of mule Willimantic, ~ HANDSOME Scotch collie dog; about twn years of Bulletin Of; FOR SALE—Ste trade for touring ca Lyon, Canterbury, FOR SALE or Inquire of L. L. ange; & farm of room house, Address Box 999, care 1912 high powered seven passenger touring car, cost § someone who ac FOR SALE_Three one and two inch ch ash. A T. Gardner, 15 Oalk FOR SALE—Touring car; first class price reasonable for quick Address Touring Car, “FOR SALE _Greatest real estate bar- ; Buckigham home on 12-room house, gsin in Norwich Washington St. substantially built, K $50.000 to build; also 28 building lots Price for residence and the 28 lois, $10,000. Address Real Bstate Exchange, EXCHANGE Village Farm in beautiful village, 2 miles out on state road, 38 acres land, 10 room house, with bath, hot and cold Splendid barns, 3 poultry Buildings cost $12,000. exchange for good Income property. Particulars TRYON'S AGENCY, Wil- limantic, Conn. FOR SALE No. .96 McKinley Avenue Corner of Perkins Avenue Fine residence property with large lot 160x125 feet.. If sold at once a very low price will be named. JAMES L. CASE 37 SHETUCKET ST. Real Estate Department. and 40-foot street. ew London, ‘water, etc. modern conv: 84 Franklin FLATS TO RENT t. Phone 104 Six rooms with heat and bath on $18.00 Laurel Hill Senn Five rooms with bath, electric | etc., on Franklin Street Five rooms with bath, electric lights, ..$10.00 etc., on Franklin Street.. ALLING RUBBER CO. TO RERNT 7 Rooms and Bath In good residential section $18.00 per month N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main Street, Norwich, Conn. i . octid nished house, eight modern improvements, 176 shed_rooms, single; . conveniences, 83 Washington A flat of six rooms, first 1 reasonable one and reasonable kory formeriy used o isakery. Archa W. g iyi7d £d rooms_all con- minutes’ walk _from 125 School wly farnished rooms. niences, at The Seymour, apri2d FOR RENT House, 67 Church Street. Centrally lo- cated. All modern conveniences. Pos- session given at once. Apply to THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO. Norwich, Conn. ———— s ——— TO RENT 7 Room Cottage at $25 per Month JAMES L. CASE 37 SHETUCKET ST. Rental Department. e o e wa e e — e s e FOR RENT The best ap: in city at $15. Two minut: Square. For JONIN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Insurance Broker, ? Norwich. TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room ecot- tage, 3 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond; sown flower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors, plumbing and heat. Rental $350, Others $200 t0$4000. Send for booklet, FRANK W. COY, “ecsterly, R. I FOR SALE FOR SALE In the best residential section, a new, modern Cottage, bungalow type, contalning seven rooms and bath, finished in oak. Large lot with fruit trees. Inquire of THOMAS H. BECKLEY, 278 Main Street Phones 68 724 from Franklin 111 particulars inquire of Agricaltural Limestone necessary to the soil as food is to the human race. The Peck-McWilliams Co. WHEN YOU WANT to put your bus- iness before the public,” ther than through the ad- of The Bulletin. Eastern Connecticut letin for business results. THERE 1s no advertis:ng medium in =al to The Bul- POETRY THE LAWLESS HEART. Dull i¢rade hath found me In its.grip, And never shall I free, Yet 1 t;lll”eam of the decks of a pirate ship, In the roll of the open sea; [ dream of the pennant dread and black That flies at the mast alway, As we swoop along on a imerchant's track In the sting of the flying spray! Oh, I am a law-ablding chap, Yot deep in my heart I'd be A buccancer with u scarlet cap And a terror of the sea; As lawless and ruthless a bandit brute As history ever knew, Roaming the seas in search of loot At the head of an evil crew! Oh, here at home T am meek and mild, A man with a family, . Yef 1 dream of deeds that are dark and wild ) And of red, red fights at sea; And under my breath T softly hum A stave from a pirate song, And my throai grows parched for pirate rum, For 1 have beén dry so long! My life is ordered and shaped and bound And kept to (ts rule and line, But my thoughts can wander the whole world around And my dreems—my dreams ate mine. v So the old tales hold me in their grip, And I hungrily long to be A pirate chief on a low, black ship n the roll of the open sea! —Munsey’s Magazine. _BENEATH THE SKIES. Be'fored me ycu glimmer and dance, ear, In the rain that descends on the Jeaves, There’'s a cry of heart-break in your glance, dear, That answers my heart as it grieves; Ana out throug | the mist of the morn- ng, In the sunlight tkat's calling the filain, You shine In the gleam of the dawn- ing— A sunbeam that follows the rain! Then down through the dusk of the gloaming, You smile in the first flashing star; And call me to far flelds of roaming On the pinions of winds from afar; But always ’tis you whom I see, dear, Tn the heart of the world that I know, And so ’tis your volce it must be, dear, To lead me wherever I_go. —Dorothea Lawrance Mann, in the Boston Transeript. HUMOR OF THE DAY Debutante—I wonder why women ulsed to wear such wide ~wedding rin: Blase [Matron—Because at that time, poor things, they expected them to last a lifetime.—Life. He-—Your son did not graduate after all? She—No, Charlie has so much ool- lege spirit! You know there are so" many graduating every year that it cripples college athletics.—Judge. Alice—No man_ will ever dare to trifle with my affections. I have five big brothers. Agnes—They’ll trifle with yours ooner than they will with mine. I ve five little brothers.—New York | Times. Anxious Mother—Young Millyuns iseems to be quite friendly with you |of late. Do you know what his in- tentions are? Pretty Daughter—No, and I don't care; but I know what mine are. — Indianapolis Star. doesn’'t look like a society “He's a polar explorer; there's nothing common_ahout the Anarctic i —Buffalo Express. trange,” remarked the grocer, cighing out the arsenate of lead; nothing but the potato bug will eat a potato vine.” ‘That bein' the case, however, noth- in’ else needs to,” amended Uncle Lemuel, sighing.—Farm Life. “I admire the ingenuity of the man who corapiled this pocket dictionary.” “For what?” “For getting in so many words that nobody would ever have any possible occasion to use.”—Pittsburgh Post. Hicks (relating burglar scare) s, I heard a noise and got up, and there under the bed I saw a man’s legs. Mrs. Wicks—Mercy! The burglar's? Mrs. Hicks—No, my husband’s—he had heard the noise, too. — London Saturday Journal THE KALEIDOSCOFE A minfature automobile horn wn by pressing an electric button a8 been invented to replace door bells. Bolivian railways substituting wood for coal, owing to higher prices of coal, resulting from difficulty of ob- taining ocean transportation from the United States. Aspen wood is used almost exclu- sively in making matches in Sweden, as it is easily cut and porous emough to Dbe readily impregnated with sul- phur or paraffin. German electriclans who experi- mented decided that they obtained better results by placing the carbons in arc Jamps 'horizontally and fone elightly below the other. Burope has about three and one- half times the telegraph traffic, near- ly twice the first-class mail traffic, but only two-fifths the telephone traffic of the United States. Colombia _greatly Increasing her purchases from the United States. They amounted to approximately $12- 000,000 United States currency in 1916 against about $6,000,000 in 1915 and 14, — e CATARRHAL DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of ‘he ear. I'There is only one way to cure catarrhal deat ess, and that is by a constitutional | remedy. ' Catarrhal deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the KEustachian tube. When this tube is inflamed ?mu have a rum- bling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced and this tubs restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever. Many cases of deafness are caused by catarrh, which is an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces, Hall's Catarrh Cure acts through the blood on the mucous sur- faces of the system. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of catarrhal deafness that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, Circulars fre All drugglsts, 75c. F. J. CHENBY & CO., Toledo, 0. Worms Sap Your Child’s Strength Is your child pale and fretful? Does he cry out in sleep or grind his teeth? These symptoms may mean worms and you should obtain relief at once. Kickapoo Worm Killer is a pleasant remedy that kills the worm, and #, its mildly laxative quality expels it from the system. Worms sap the vi- tality and make your child more sus- ceptible to other allments. _Your Druggist sells Kickapoo Worm Killer, | 25c a box.