Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 2, 1916, Page 10

FAIR TODAY AND PROBABLY TOMORROW. ATED FULL ASSOCH : PRESS DESPATCHE) What Is Going On Tenight Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at the Auditorium. Moving Pictures at the Colonial. Vaugeville and Moving Pictures at the Davis. Immergruen Lodge, No. 12, Sons of Hermann, meets in Germania’ Hall Polishers' and Buffers' Union meets in_Carpenters’ Hall. Hope Rebekah Lodge, No. 21, L 0. O, meets in Odd Fellows' Hall Norwich Council, No. 25, ¥. B. L, meets in Foresters’ Hall. ANNOUNCEMENTS DAVIS THEATRE Last Chance to See the Big All Star Bill Today—Complete Change of Show Tomorrow. Crowded houses at every perform- ance have sreeted the excellent bill at this popular theatre the past two days and the show is worthy of the attendance that have turned out de- spite the hot weather to see it. The big attraction is Jack Wyatt's Scotch nd Lassies eleven in number, sent a real Scotch Reyue, with dances and pipes and drums. company is dressed in kilts and and they carry a beautiful tting depicting a scene from highlands of Scotland. This act has caused more favorable comment iround the last two days than any attraction that has ever nd you cannot afford to last opportunity of seeing The act came to the Davis direct from Keith's Palace thea- tre, New York, where they were the biggest hit on the bill and leave this r a two years' tour over the h theatres, and this will be theatrezoers’ last chance to for some time to come. The sle feature photoplay is The Apostie of Vengeance, a powerful five part Ince production. with William S. , the great western actor, in the ir role. This is a beautiful picture one of the best Mr. Hart has wppeared in. To complete the a two-reel Keystone rbuckle as the called The t a succession See th complete change of rogram tomorrow and anoth g ill has been booked for the last three lays of this week, AT THE AUDITORIUM Entire Change of Program Today— Clyde Fitch’s Girl With the Green Eyes Special Feature. Girl With the Green Eyes, one tch’s most popular dramas, 1 photoplay and Gold Roos- Le shown at the irsday, with in L'Es- the “green ical and in sy-tinted vision is Helen Trav- s ( e of 1 nge), an hundreds W ouzh the park one s comes upon a won self in the ¥ had, she 1 m traved by 2 man who ther ¥ n, and, ynable [ rode is it to s 800 her promises ¢ partment for them and q calls there, on one of Travers, uses this unconfirmed inci- to persuade her to give ers, made slightly encourazes Mar with br t of his affair with her ears of this 1 is uncontroll & to come 1 in the theatrs dulous d Mansfield, hearing of it, brings 1 Travers to surprise him. Here ter recognizes Mansfield as the man cserted her. Trayers attem ts lansfleld who is’saved by t vers, learning the 1 v other woman,” and ridden” by remorse for the jealousy tl made doubt her hushand ind lose his attempts to poison saved, howe and her husband by a love light outshines the o es from her “green ey retty deep sea story with iter scenes will be the Sen, a three-reeler, also am. Another number ews will be shown also. AT THE BREED. _The Breed theatre will present to- day and tomorrow Miriam Nesbitt MacDermott in the Bdison he Catspaw in five sensation- The story is founded on the by William Hamilton Osborne place in Milville, where . John meets Roxaine F nd they decide to “clean up” town. Kittredze employs a cal- tured man, the xact double of him- : 1se duty is to represent him at ocial functions as Kittredge St. T n While these affairs are going b is robbed and detectives ecide Kittredze St. John is the bur- ir. In the trial Kittredze testifies against the double whois accused of ing Kittredze St. John. The real Kittredge is released and the double seized. When he has proved his iden- tity, Kittredge and Roxaine are speed- ing away. Mr. MacDermott plays a de ble part a he takes the part of '}."r; d=e St. John, and also that of ou For omedy the Breed will pre- sent the famous comedian, Harry Watson, Jr, The Mishaps of Musty Suffer. * This is in ten installments nd one instaliment will be shown on every Wednesday and Thursday of cach week. It is extremely funny and gontains many side-splitting situations Yon show. WAR NEWS AFFECTS TRADE IN ENGLAND Bright News Has a Stimulating Ef- fect, Bad News the Reverse, Tondon, Aug. 1. — Bright news from the war zones is the best stimu- Iation to shopping: bad news from the front has quite the reverse effect. ‘Perhaps the greatest optimism on a day when all the communications of the allles were favorable,” sald a West End shop keeper, “was the woman who came to the men's department of our store and bought a civilian out- At for her so'dier-husband at a bar- egain price. ‘The war will be over in three months,’ she announced. ‘When the men come back clothes will go up with a_bang. My husband will find that T have every thing ready for him when he puts away his: kkbatel! NORWICH TOWN First Church Picnic at Atlantic Beach a Success—Miss Crocker Writes From Alaska—H. L. Yerrington to Attend Organists’ Convention Tues- day. The parish picnic of the First Con- gregational church held at Atlantic Beach Tuesday was a decided suc- cess. More than a hundred enjoyed the pleasures of the beach. Rev. Mr. Ewing and two scouts who are camp- ing at Lord’s Point walked to West- erly meeting the company at Westerly During the afternoon ice cream cones were distributed to all who wished them. Writes from Alaska. Miss Catherine F. Crocker of Peck's Corner, a member of the Academy faculty, is_ spending her. vacation in Alaska and writes from Skagway of the wonders of the north—snow-cov- ered mountains, great glaciers, grind- ing large rocks, and the marvel of the engineers’ skill in building the rail- road among the mountains. The next point Miss Crocker was to reach was Juneau, the capital of Alaska. Will Attend Organists’ Convention. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert L. Yerrington of Peck’s Corners motored Tuesday to Springfield, Mass,, to be the guests of Mr. and Mrs. G. Avery Ray. While in Springfield they will attend the meetings of the National Association of Organists, which convenes for a four days’ session the first week in August and of which association Mr. Yerrington is a member. Classmates’ Reunion. Miss Julia_ L. Martin of Chaplin, Miss Annie McClimon of Preston and Miss Helen E. Dyson of East Oransze, N. J., are at Mrs. C. J. Abell’s this week, the four formerly being class- mates at Willimantic Normal school. Bridegroom Sent to the Border. Mrs. Daniel Goodrich Markham, of Hartford, sr day recently with Mrs. George of Plain Hill. 2} Markham with other Hartford soldiers was called to the border just a week after his wedding. Didn’t Care to Know Future. Three wagon loads of gypsies pass- ed through the town one day recently and stopping at the local stores trie to find persons who would have their fortunes told but they did not meet with success. _ Miss_Flora M. Smith, of the Grounds, Willimantic, spent Mon with friends on East Town strect. Short Paragraphs. Claude Combies of Tanner avenue returned Sunday, after a weel spent at the Boy Scouts’ camp at Lord's Point. n of Town street some time with ns H. Topliff, of Miss Mary F) left Monday to spe her s , rs. Perki Wau of West Town at Reid & sending two weeks at tt Ple Mrs. William Bottomley »wu_ street returned on her home, after spending a w her mother at Crescent Beac Miss Marion Bliven of Washington street returned Monday from a two weels' outing with the Camp I Girls at South Biuff lock Island. SEVERE FOREST FIRES IN LOWER MICHIGAN National Guardsmen Called Upon to Fight the Flames. Mich., August 1 fires in several y northern part of lower The flames are maksing headway in Kalkuska Antrim and Otsego countic where the timber lands are reporced ot be very dry as the result of the con- tinuous dr yweather. The Antrim iron Company reports the loss sveral in 2d’ carloads of timber. Lumber cc es everywhere in the affected region have called upon their employes to fight the flumes. Member: of the 33rd regiment, Michigan Nu- tional Guard, encamped Grayiir Crawford County, hav been detailed almost daily to fight fires that at times threatened to endanger the camp. The Waltham Watch Repair House LEE CLEGG fail to see this big !wo-l\curl JEWELER Franklin Square 218, Upstairs Dr. J. M. KING DENTIST May Building JanlTuWF ALES, WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS Fresh, c vplete stock. Best Service. DAN MURPHY 11 Bath Street D.S. MARSH Pianos Player-Pianos Victor Victrolas ON EASY TERMS Sunlight Building, Marsh Building, 46 Franklin Street, 230 State Street, Norwich New London Good For Hot Weather Salmon, Tunny Fish, Shad Roe, Lobster, Shrimp, Kipper- ed Herring, Sardines, Etc. People;s_iflarket 6 Franklin Street JUSTIN HOLDEN, Propristor LOST AND FOUND FOUND—On Raymond Hill, two two rear old Jersey heifers, onc light and one dark, one yearlin; Phone 1853-22. Ayrshire bull. FOR SALE FOR SALE SIX DESIRABLE BUILDING LOTS Greene Ave. and Cedar St. For particulars and prices address or call on H. H. GALLUP, Norwich, Conn. 1 0, (W] is 50 ACRE FARM For $1,400 Cash New house of six rooms, surround- ed by beautiful scratching (will bear this season), srawberries this Spring), in fruitage - in season- Every Line of Business Every Day in the Week 5 CENTS A LINE Y ———c—————————————————————1 For a Better Position So are dozens of others in Norwich, but they are not looking in the right place. The Bulletin “help” col- are the RIGHT place to look. Are YOU satisfleq with your present position? Order a little “Position Wanted” ad in The Bulletin. The cost is a trifle—only ONE HALF the regular rate. In The Bulletin Want Ad Columns Phone 480 WANTED FOR SALE 1 cut an income getter). school ana church; stone and machine worked. Send ed Chcice of 400. it in all New England. WILLIAM A."WILCOX ear railroad, land free from many sharks. Nothing like 41 West Broad St., Westerly, R. I Telenhone 365 Offices 110 Vest 34th St.. New York Telephone 2698 Greeley Norwich Steam aug2: WANTED—A hy we have so hey are trying to get BISCOVERED a few ol the Cobweb Cor gars at x for 25 Stop at Fagan's Smoke Shop, Mr. Shark aug2d WANTED—At once, young man to work 1n mailing room Ap- ply to The Bulietin Of augzd WANTED—Nurse girl. Apply 24 Broad St aug2d hers; $6 a aish Crock aug2d Cottage Hous: ness Block sirabie loca you care to se.l Room 1us. | FOR SALE Cottaze, Pleasant THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main St. The Re tr FRIDAYS, Aug. 4t from 12 o'clock noon until 9 o'clock in the esvening, legal voters of said spear for the privilege i primaries or cau- hed in Act of Leg “To Register Town who may oting in o previou to do so again performed FIRST THIR 's Nes FIFTH arge Hall, SIXTH DISTRICT—ALt Billings' Hall, CORNELIUS J. DOWNES, gistrars of V AT A COURT ar ALHY A ent tate Canterbu cased Ordered, n their clz within six month; to that effect posting with a copy rost nearest ces Town, and by publishing the s in The Norwich ing a and make return HALF BE The abov cony of Teco Attest NOTICE.—All ased are h - cla au, lessons if pre- nly; privat, augld List your property it rent. as 1 have a number of people looking for real es- tate investments. WILLIAM F. gyyy. Real Estale und Insurapee. Thayer Bldg. wr papers, for 25c. ms and bath, No. Lousework on a farm; wages $4 week- ly; small family; no laund Address ‘ountry, Bulictin augid gar, Saturd A soldier's k ur bags pper at. consisting of Jy29d Foim WANTED—Salesman _and _collecto Phones 724 offers residence 1t Greyst don. Lrescriptive bookiet from Archa W. Coit, 63 Broad for Singer Sewin machines; iToposition and steady employme ihe right man. Apply Singer Stor Main Rt Jy29d WANTED—Boy to work in retail shoe store. Address Shoes, Bulletin. Must be over 15 years cld. jy2sd CANTL] skein o , Conn. _jy2sd THE GREY Heights, near N ra vz LEGAL NOTICES REGISTRARS’ OF VOTERS’ NOTICE stant Regis- of the Town of Nor- MAKE GOOD LIVING in_ Real tate Business. Our Real Bstate Ed- u bow Real ate deals are made by success ow to list property; how to rtise; manage ~ property; nce} about landlord and estate titles; legal forms; of pointers, tips, etc; 246 istrars and Ass and 11th, 1916, agents; sell; wrife tenant hundred pages 1 age prepaid. Your money r You are not perfectly satisfie stered are not required e work will be llowing places the Town West Side. highest p At P. T. Con- | pranklin St. Tel, WANTED—A few choice pieces of antique furniture and _mirror: pay collector's prices. M. A. terfor ator tells 11 I cely pound. Only $1.00; ducatoz; D s, Station tires on rear, Iits and star. SALE—Autemobile, 1914 Briggs- t condition, new xtra shoes, electric Norwich Motor sales 1uare, Norwich, Conn. augd Oak St; modern conveniences. ApD:y at 31 Syring St. augzd TO RENT—A small tenement at 112 iy ALe. lhguire Ou Las premises. aug2d TO RENT—Garage, cheap: place for cycles. 43 Union St. Call evenings. JYBIMWE 70 RENT—_Lower and_upper tene- ment at North Main St. Apply at otiice. _The Norwich Beit Mfg. Co., Inc. Jan1sSW ‘FO RENT—From middle of August, mogern seashore bungalow. Wiliiams Point, Mystie, Ct. K. D. Judd, Lee and Osgodd. Jyz2a TO RENT—ifalf of double house at 17 Qak Si; possession Aug. 15. Inquire augld ¥OI RENT Five rooms, with bath, electric light and front poreh, to smail fumily, 510 menth. Alling Rubber Co. augld T FURNISHED _ rooms; _ reasonable rates; suitable for light housekeeping. Mrs. Emma Morse, 15 Union St Jy2ed 0 RLN or 310 a month a tene- ment of seven rooms at 56 School St.; within five munuies walk of Franklin Square; aiso a busement tenement oI Tee rovws. Inquire at Builetin Of dyzid corner of Frankin and ; streeis; fine cor- ner siore lor yeurs occupied by C. C. Treat and the sales Store by the Coit, 3 TO Furnished light cping. 27 RED Furnished rooms_all con- veuiences, five minutes’ waik _from Frankiin square; men only. 125 St. relephone 522-4 FOR SALE—61; acres of standing shegan, on New London aiso cne dere oats, thin; will e for 31S. Telephone John E. Side Fire Station. aug2d —Model C Regal touring re at 22 Benjamin St. augzd SALE—At 167 ML Ples m., Saturday, Aug. sat, 3 piece House, New Suplls in oil painting; 5 dind Write Artist, care Builetin Co., 310, and other Woman for _ gencral Milaer residences, M. GARCIA & CO’S shade-grown special 5¢ t, ready to Bull am and pkg. of Riz La cigarette Fagan's Smoke Shop. Provements. Moosup, Conn FOR SALE— erels; also baby chic 483 FOR SALE—Saw and pigs. George I Xantic, Conn. *Tel. Leb. SALE— Williams, Jewett City. ant St. h, 1 oak cham- '$6: 1 oak chamber set, ining chairs, $3; parlcr fecuion oil heater, wo-foot round fr $3; g in prices; o has will muke two large tenements; ¢ every way; modern im- B. W. Danielson, Agent, i¥2ews hite Wyandotte cock- Marjorie Bar- Jy29SMWS Five acres standing oats. ed helpers on dy work. Ap- mstrong Co., 100 T'ONE COUNTRY CLUR @ jimited namber of picturesque tes to acceptable applicants sw Lon- " FOR SALE old, due to freshen Aug. 2d. T. Cough- lin, Baltic. . SALE-—Or will exchange for house in city. )pS, nine-room house, b: silo and other buildings 100, care Bulletin. 60-acre farm, with stock Two new —A nice cow, four years jysld "o s arnished rooms, $1.25 up. TO RENT _Two furnished rooms at 190% Franklin Ci iyvid O RENT—Tenement of eight rooms, ctically a cottage, with good yard, 45 Main St. Phone 129 d Stere at i1 Franklin St Apply 25 Franklin St. Je22d _Furnished rooms; _also light housekeeping. 7 Oak St. jeld TO RENT—Furnished rooms; also gusekeeping. 78 School St. Telephone 2-13. aprzod TO RENT—Newly farnished room modern conveniences, at The Seymour, 34 Franklin St. Phone 1043-2. apri2d TO RENT—_Stors at 61 Frankiin St Inquire st Bulletin Office. decl3d To Rent Six Room Apartment in nicest residential section. All improvements. Heat —— furnished. N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Street Es- estate 16_and more government _jobs, Franili ster, N. Y. jy3d WANTED—Second hand _ furniture, ce paid. A. Bruckner, 55 17-3 may2id le learning. West $90_ month;: FOR SALE—Two-tenement house at 16 Benjamin St. Inquire at 22 Ben- jystd FOR SALE—One good work horse for sale, fair driver, weighs 1200; 1 two-horse team wagon, 3-inch tire dump cart, 1 gasoline engine, mounted, attached for sawing wood and fiiling silos, 1 portable grist mill, 1 good butter Jersey cow, coming ifive years old; also my farm, buildings thereon; reason for selling, business to lock after. John acres, with Mansfield Center, Conn. R. F. D. No. 1. Telephone 264-14, Wil- limantic Div. jysid house at 264 Bos- well ave., built one vear ago by Stet- § Youns. Inquire on premises. Institute, SALE of furni en cabinet, refrigerator, gas 2 large Brussels parior chairs and tal Barber Shop, Norwich Town. DISTRICT At Ponemah of furniture, new of SWE SECOND HAND furniture wanted. We ray the best prices f n! je20d HELP _WAX American Thread Co. antic mills. ~Apply at NOTICE TO CEERDITORS. PROBATE the 31st day of WANTED ¢ CO. Executrix cite of said deceased to bring Three Fa eral Hou Shaker Bo; ses, 16 Hotel Men for Beach, ‘Waitresses, 2 Chambermaids for Beach and 6 Cook Bulletin, a to this Court. Central Building, TTT. Judge. to present estate to the 1zainst sal S5 Water St ., within the time and forezoing order. AISS CHARITY O. line statlon, on trunk fine land. large orchard, n, large new poultry house and outbuildings; $2,300; easy terms. TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic, Conn. rsigned WANTED IF YOU WANT WORK m Hands, 2 Milker work Girls, 6 Laborer for Laundry, 3 Laundres- s, 6 Gen- s FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESBRO Norwich, Conn. WANTED IMMEDIATELY summer cottage, good condition, rea- sonable price, on cither salt or fresh water. FOR SALE: 41-acre farm, near main ne highway room house, AT A COURT OF PHOBATE ¥ , within and for the Di .on the 1st & Norwich, The A nexed ex istratrix ti The above copy of record Attest: aug2d Tel. 389 ¥ of August in sa‘d Dist s the will an- d her administration ac- cunt with said estate to ti owance; it is therefore Ordered. Th A. D. 19186, on,_at the City be and the < iearing the same, an is directed thereof by publishing this order 1 _some newspaper having a circul t the 5th day of August at 10 o’clock the Probate Court the said Admin- S W anted Stove Piate Rioulders STEADY WORK MAGEE FURNACE CO, INC, Taunton, Mass. in said District, at least three days or to the date of sald hearing, and iake return to the Court. NELSON J.YAYLING, Judge. nd foregolng is a true HELEN M. DRESCHER, Assistant Clerk. Orerator: JUST RECEIVED A carload of Ground Limestone for farmers’ use. The Peck-McWilliams Co. Contractors_and Builders 47 West Main Street WANTED 50 men on Shaving Machines and Drill press work: 5 cut-off Machine 2 Automatic Screw Machine Operators; 2 Intelligent Americans to learn inspecting: 10 Hardening Shop men to work around fire some Plating-room experience; 10 men to learn wet grinding; borers at 27 1-2c per hour; 1 first class glue man to set up emery wheels. THE NEW DEPARTURE MFG. CO., Bristol, Conn. EMPLOYMENT DEPARTMENT. plate glass second hand urc. We buy and sell all kinds and old. S. Zelinger, ngton’ Square, Norwich, Conn! m 9 a —Model C Regal at 22 Benjamin S ure; Kitch- range, oak 12: bedroom sets, g mirrors, —dishes, kitchen utensils, at 63 Broadway, corner Bath, top_floor, £ t 0 9 p. jy2sd COWS FOR S arrived Tuesda ED in all departments Lebancn, 18. Fred W. Telephone 62 FOR SALE good heavy-weizht_ horse; zentle, good con to care for horses and do or exchange for Ford Also ome 50 acre n_ with new barn v located on trol- illimantic; at price. Samuel Adams, 921 Willimantic. Jyisd White aris’ Golden. F. B, Peckhem, East Side Gardens. Telephone 1012 00 transplanted cel- >lume, Giant, Pascal 4 $500.00 WILL BUY a 1915 Buic touring car, self-starter, Table | clectric ligh Juidnick streets, or add Archambault. P. O. Box 414, six- ; all in A one condition. se seen at corner Craw- ss Jyldd TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room cot- tage. 8 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond; sown fower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors, plumbing and heat. Rental $350. Others $300 to $4000. Send for booklet FRANK W. COY, ’esterly, R. I. FOR SALE SALE HORSES I still have a few horses of all kinds to dispose of. Come and see them or telephone 536-3. ELMER R. PIERSON. FOR SALE $25,000 BRIDGEPORT GAS LIGHT CO. 5 Year 5% Notes to Net 4Y5%. These Notes are an exceptional offering and are secured by large i values. l JAMES L. CASE ; 37 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE_Two horses. Inquirg of Bailey’s Stable. Bath St. jyiza L. Chapman, Vergas nh Town, Ct. Phone 103 SALE—Six-room cottage, near- mall barn, several hen houses, for poultry, w with _fruif, wi h two n five walk of trolley, 5¢ car particulars _inquire of FOR SALE An exceptional big bargain in a House. two minutes’ walk from Franklin Square; bound to appreciate in value. n A POFATO DIGGER for sale: it Is sec- but just as good as new; see it. The Household, 74 “rankiin St. je2ia HELLO, Mr. Poultiyman: Konemah Poultry Yards talking. Do your hens Send 50 cents for a bottle of Konemah Specific No. 2. Stops _the (rouble at once. mar25d gain in Norw Washington substantially FOR SALFE—Greatest real estate bar- am home on | St.; 12-room house, most h; Buck 12 built, which cost over d; afso 28 building lots nd 40-foot street. Price for residence « the 28 lots; $10,000. Address Real Exchange. New London. Conn. ; 2 men with occupancy. 20 outside la- NEW LONDON AV ENUE PROPERTY FOR SALE Picturesque modern house of mine two baths. The lot is about Short walk to Montauk car llne. This fine residence was built and cquipped for year round Price $7,500. ARCHA W. COIT, The Mutual Bencfit Life Agenecy. Teiephone 1334. 63 Broadway. MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jswelry and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. M. J. FIELDS, . . Florist 3y Warc Street. Carnations. Special Forms and Plants. “Felephous 657, THR COLLATERAL LOAN €O, 142 mai> Street, (Zstablished’ WHEN YOU WANT o pu: your bus. iness before the public, thereé 1s na medium better tham througn the ad- vertising caiumns of The Eulietin. Phone 300 FOR SALE A nice little Cottage with good yard on Elizabeth Street at a low price. E. A. PRENTICE - 85 Cliff Street THERE % mo advertising medium g Eastsyn Connecticut equai tC ‘the Buie Dusimess resuits. will earn 20 per cent on the invest- ment. Wise buyers, get busy. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Invest- ment Broker, Franklin Square, Nor- wich. Water Power for Sale Water Power with 27 foot fall, cap- able of developing 100 Horse Power, arge ficwage-and permanent t ponds, located in a o connected by trolley | with Jarger city, and coal can be ! hauled by trolley car from ude't water; there is also an auxiliary steam power of 100 Horse Power; also buildings that can be improved and used for manufacturing. Price, reasonable. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE One of the choicest Houses !ocated the best part of McKinley avenue. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN Real Estate and investment Broker Franklin Square, Norwich FOR SALE I have a few cars of new Brick on the track at Norwich. Wil be sold right for a quick sale. THOMAS J. DODD, Telephone 822 Norwich THERE I» no aceertialng m==-um I Kastern Connecticut eauai 10 rhe Buk letin f0r @usiness resuita eze every farmer’s table.” A subterranean river in the Phil- POETRY NEAR-PROTECTION NOT ENGUGH. Realizing that thelr cake is dough, The Wilson Congress crowd Are angling haPd to caich some vote: And speaking up quite loud. So now the Democratic Lait ‘A-dangiing irom the hook Is near-Prozection for U, 5. i And not tae Free-Tradd rook. Cenfession, we have all been told, Will mitigate a orime, And_wisdom oft is snown b: Who back out just in tim But near-Proteciion neer will do For people in this land, Who need Protection that Protects And makes them great and grand. Therefore, this near-Protect Though Democrats may w Is_dargied just a bit too late To catch the watchful fish; They know to) well that safety comes With Republicans in power And so they'll vote for Charles E. Hughes, Protector of the hour. Sdmund Cecil Hubbell A LEG ND. ‘The minister was preaching: strong his earnest word, From the abundance of his heart ha spoke. And the flame spread— that heard, Sorrow and love and good resolve awoke— The poor lay brother, ignorant and old, Thanked God that he had heard such words of zold. glory, Lord, be Thine n every soul d the minister, his heart ab- sorbed in praise; “Thine be ths glor £ The harvest rivened in if my hands have merey's ray: It was Thy blessing, Lord., that made my word ing light and love to every soul that heard. “O Lord! I thank Thee that my feeble strength Has_been so blessed; that sinful hearts and cold Were melted 2t my pleading; knew at lergth How sweet Thy service and how safe Thy fold; While souls that loved Thee saw be- fore them rise Still holier heights of loving sacrifice. So prayed the minister, when suddenly he ‘heard An angel speaking thus: “Know, O, son. Thy words been vain, but hearts And_saints w ified, and sinners won ;‘he pocr lay brother’s humbils t u;;nv}q the pulpit stair and ¥, in National Magazine for HUMOR OF THE DAY Actor—There is such a thing as cating too much. Foet—So I have heard. I wonder what it is like—New York Times. “What do you think of this extra hour of daylight scheme? “What I'm for is more moonlight,” declared the romantic girl.—Louisville Courier-Journal. She—Let us sit nearer the music, Jie- But then vou can’t hear what I'm saying to you. She (rising)—I know. Come along.— Boston Transcript, “What kird of a man is an eccen- tric man?” “An_eccentric man, my boy, is a man who insists on living his life his own way.’—Ycungstown Telegram. Officer—What are your duties, my man? Outpost—Ow; to mess around ‘ere till the relief comes—London Opinion. Doctor (examining recruit)—And do stutter like that? N-n-no, sir. Only wW-w-w- en I t-t-talk.—Punch. The Man Who Names Pullman Cars sprang at The M Who Names Col- iars “Wshdgebyfthgdf,” he hissed. “Gbevdfrseujk,” was the wit reply. “Ccme, come boys zentle-voiced keeper, alk shop, you know. Mrs. Noovo-Reesh—We went to the matinee at that new theater that's just been opened the other day. Her Companion—Indeed; and what vou think of its acoustic proper- ties? Mrs. Noovo-Resh—Well, you know, [ thought they were a trifle gaudy my- 1f—London Sketch. THE KALEIDOSCOPE ering expostulated the you were not to A motion picture camera that uses zlass plates instead of films and also ~an be used to project pictures has seen invented in Europe for ama- teurs. S g box kites to lift an acrlal, »xperts of the TUnited States Army have increased the efficiency of fleld vireless equipment from six to 16 imes. The jack pines planted in Nebras- a’s sand hills by the zovernment forest service some 10 years ago e now more than 15 feet in cight. Rural schools in Ohio are to intro- luce courses in etiquette and table manners. having flaunted to the the slogan, “Finger bowls on ippines is navigable by small boats ‘or two and a half miles from its mouth passing through several large, stalactite-hung caverns. A new French three-handed watch ‘ells both 12-hour and 24-hour time, >ne hour hand being used for each kind on separate dials. while a single minute hand does for both. The production of sulphuric actd the TUnited States in 1915 was 2.868,162 short tons, expressed in erms of 50 degrees acid, valued at 869,080, according to figures nade public by the United States Jeological Survey. The output of natural abrasive ma- ‘terials in this country in 1915 was igures given out by the United States alued at = $1.662,055, according to Jeolngical Survey. Grindstones and similar articles " valued at $648,479 were among the leading products. A recent issue of the Gazette do Tollande states that a Netherlands Tistorical Shipping Museum is to be cstablished at Amsterdam, the cost >f which is provisionally estimated at 3402,000. A financial committee has 'r\eel; appointed to raise the necessary unds. CASTORIA For Infants and Childrer InUse For Over 30 Years Always bears the Signature of