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A e S PARTLY CLOUDY TODAY; FAIR TOMORROW NORWICH. CCNN. WEDNESDAY, JULY 5, 1916, FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHE) y What Is Going On Tonight Vaudeville .and Moving Pictures at the Auditorium. Moving Plctures at.the.Colonial. Vaudevyille "and * Moving Pictures the Davis. it ANNOUNCEMENT! AT THE AUDITORIUM The Avenging Conscience With Henry B. Walthall and Blanche Sweet To- day and Thursday. P The Avenging Conscience is a dra- ma of the mind, completely visualized throughout and with a thoroughly connected story. Though it deals with the penance infiicted upon a murderer by his own conscience, this penance is so personified that the re- sult is a very graphic narrative. This is brought about by the use of some extraordinary photographic _effects, ‘which show the dead man returning to haunt the living murderer, who imagines, among other things, that he can hear the heart of the dead man 1l beating. The Avenging Con- ence was suggested by BEdgar Al- an Poe’s famous story, The Telltale Heart (which contains the idea of the murderer listening to the heart-Beats of the man he killed) and by Poe's mous poem of Annabel Lee. Tne plot follows: A baby boy has n_left to the care of his uncle, af- his mother’s death. This uncle aises the boy with the greatest care, ping that he will develop into a terary genius, The uncle’s ambitions r the young an seem about to be alized, when the vouth becomes in- with a young woman, who his love to such an ex- that they are completely wrap- When the girl, Annabel, comes to take the young man to a garden party, the uncle in- sults her by saying that she is pur- suing his nephew “like a common woman of the town.” As a result of the uncle’s inter the young people finally des to_separate. Now come black and revengeful thoughts to the mind of the young man. Only that day he has been and some poems. He thinks of the s that he and his sweetheart ve if only his uncle were out t tent ped up in each other. reading The Telltale' Heart Poe's of Wi With all the skill of cter in The Telltale Heart, s his plan to slay his uncl then that the saving grace of demonstrates its power. ongin and conscience w in this its influence in is used to pre- dy, best be the picture itse 'ms : conscience were God from n on today's bill are I two-reel com- 12 and one of the late issues News W pop ar Pathe DAVIS THEATRE Dunbar's Maryland Singers, Photoplays and Comedies New Show Tomorrow. Triangle Today— One of ne o deville and pho- son is appearing and feature at- Ralph Dunbar's tte of tal present a sweet and musical offering. The sed in the act include Old Kentucky Home, Listen to the Mock- n will vland artists who be Singers, a quint Bird, Git on Board the Gospel Old Black Joe, etc., finishing beautiful ensemble of tone and This act carries a special set ery and comes here direct from theatre, New York city, where were the feature ction. An- act of quality is Bd. Williams, a jolly musical comedian and imits tor, who spe in making fun. The Triangle fea photoplay _ on 1s called The Market of Vain and H. B. Warner is the star. ou seen this popular Broadway who made such a wonderful Success in A Jimmy Valentine ? This will be his second appearance here on the screen; the last time he was in The Raiders. The story deals with Am heiresses who are sold by to foreign counts just in and the result of these ill-mated marriages are shown in The Mar in Desire. This is a Thomas H. Ince production and in five parts > comedy is called lock Train and Fay Tin- little black and white crea- he star. your friends to enjoy this cool and comfortable tinee at 2.15 to- ts 1 , even- ana 8.45, 15c and 20c. be a compléte change of tomorrow. ing 5 There will program WINNERS IN MANHATTAN GREEN STAMP CONTEST First Prize Goes to Mrs. J. C. Caswell and Second to Mrs. C. H. Gadle. The lucky winners in the S. & H. uessing contest at the Manhattan ubilee were awarded the followi prizes for guessing the nearest num- ber of stamp books in the Manhattan st week during their 1 jubilee: orize, Mrs. J. C. Caswell, 1000 mps Secona Prize—Mrs. C. H. Gadle, mps Eugene Racine, William Crumb, Third Prize—Mrs. Williams, mps. urth Prize—Mrs. Stetson, 100 mps. Fourth Prize—Mrs. Annie Eiler, 100 stamps. Fourth Prize—Thomas Duff, 100 stamps. Fourth Prize—Mrs. D. L. Bailey, 100 stamps. Fourth Prize—Miss Sylvia Deroches, 106 stamps Good Work StiJl Goes On. Says Bert Walker: used to run out and bark at the pass ing train and run it out of the coun- try is still barking at the train, and the train is still running out of the Kansas City Star. The lIssue in Brief. The issue.between the United States and Mexico is not one for mediation. It is'simply:whether the murderer will quit myrdering and the robber rob- bi; ‘hicago Herald. Mexican Humpty Dumpty. “The dog that | i | | The' high horse Carranza has been | ridingj,is so‘very high that the First Chi going to be awfully hurt when he tumbles ‘off—Philadelphia Press. An Active Lot. It mustsbe said that the Russian | forces are‘an active lot. They are always chasing or being chased.— Kansas City- Star. Waterbury—After a_vaudeville sea- son of four weeks Jacques theatre, Waterbury, was closed Monday even- ing after usyal night perform- ance. The eatre paid 1little better as a vaudeville venture thy as a musical stock house. andson this ac- oount it will osed; duflnlg :‘}:e remainder e o e iy . . i of her life. Tryit.” : pound, a pure remedy containing the NORWICH TOWN A Noisy Night Before—Holiday Dance at Scotland Road — Visitors and Travelers on the Fourth. The ushering in of the Fourth up- town was with cannon, firecrackers and cornet. The racket was kept up all night and until after.the early dawn. In the afternoon everybody went down town to sec the parade, leaving the place deserted. Holiday Dance. Many were present at \Scotland road hall Tuesday evening for the Fourth of July dance. Music for the 20 num- bers was by Greenman’s orchestra,with Prof. E. L. Tinkham of Hanover as prompter. Ice cream was served by the supper committee. Start for North Dakota. On their way to visit their parents in North Dakota, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Joslyn of Boston stopped Monday for a few hours at the home of their cousins, Dr. and Mrs. N. Gilbert Gray, of Bonnie-Briar-Bush, Vergason ave- nue. Social Evening. A party from Baltic spent Wednes- day evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Dennis Sullivan on the Scotland road. Games were played and refresh- ments served. Coming from Kansas. Landers today Mrs. George Kas., is expected to be the zuest f cousin, Mrs. Geor; of Anthony, (Wednesday) 1 days of her of Plain Hill. Noted Out and About. Large ones were seen on Plain Hill during the storm of Monday after- ncon. Miss Anna Frink of Otrobando ave- nue the visited relatives in Plainville over | Fourth H. Mr. and Mrs, Hall and famil of Bliss place motored to Hartford and return Tuesday Miss (Gertrude of West| Town street 1 k spend a| few weeks in Nor After 2 weel town, Miss ilo returned to her home in on of Town street veral weeks’ visit n with her sister, Mrs. Top- Morrow of expected r sister James Mass., day) to v rant, Miss Minnie Wheeler of L. 1 > her brothe in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Frank S. of the Scotla road. Miss Carr impson of Montville has been visit 'homas Conne Tanner the Fourth s s Connel Charles Arnold and d Coon of Plainville guests during the George A. on_and her brotner. . of West Towr are in Tufts college, Mass. g their sister, Mrs, H Mr. and Mrs. Adelvert Rudd and Peter Lappee of West Town street leave today (Wednesday) for a week's cuting with Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Greer at their summer cottage on Lord Point. After spending the winter in South Lawrenc and a fo weeks in Greeneville, Mrs. George Weller came Mcenday to pass the summer with her daughter, Mrs. Walter G of the Old Canterbury turnpik Mr. and Mrs. L. B. Brague, Miss Minnie Brague and Charles Morgan motored from Hinsdale, Mass., to visit Mrs. Mary R. Robbins of West Town nd Mr. Prague ter, Mrs. E, ney. They irned by way of es no difference if Job’s turkey she will as of much importance of India, and in the he is—Houston Post. eyes of God The Carrizal Incident. The true story of the Carrizal inci- dent seems to be that the Mexicans started something and had to finish it in self-defe annah News. Farmington—Mrs. Dennis Long, $4, died Sunday evening at the home of her daughter, Mrs. William F Besides her daughter, she leaves brothers, John and Dennis Ryan Farmington, HOW MRS. BEAN MET THE CRISIS er. two | of Carried Safely Through Change of Life by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Nashville, Tenn.—““When I was going through the Change of Life I had a tu- mor as large as a child’s head. The idoctor said it was three years coming and gave me medi- cine for it until I lwas called away from the city for some time. Of course I could not ‘|lgo to him then, so Imy sister-in-law told = e that she thought Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound would cure it. It helped both the Change of Life and the tumor and ‘when I got home I did not need the doctor. I took the Pinkham remedies until the tumor was gone, the doctor said, and I have not felt it since. I tell every one how 1 was cured. If this letter will Thelp others you are welcome to use it.’” —Mrs. E. H. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue, Nashville, Tenn. ! Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- , extractive properties of good old fash- ioned roots and herbs, meets the needs of woman’s system at this critical period . If there isany symptom in your ‘case which puzzles you, write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass.” LOST AND FOUND LOST—Ring, two diamonds and & blue stone seiting, between West Main St. and 63 Broadway. to_this office and receive reward. Jy4a Finder return FOR SALE FOR SALE I have a few cars of new Brick on the track at Norwich. for a quick sale. Wil 1 be sold right THOMAS J. DODD, Telephone 822 Norwich FOR SALE An Attractive Summer Cottage at Lantern Hill Immediate Possession Bargain Price JAMES L CASE 37 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn. WANTED WANTED —- Strawberry shortcake? Ice cream? Preston City Grange will scrve you at the Congregational church Thursday evening. If stormy, Friday. Jysd LONGVIEW Sanatorium, Willlams- burgh, Mass., has resumed its painless treatment of liquor and drug addicts. Folder free. Address Supervisor. jybd A GREAT HELP in cutting grass is to hitch a carvary to the lawn mower. J!lldh yourself to that Cobweb Corner six for 25c cigar; it's some smoke. Fagan’s Smoke Shop. Jy5d POSITION wanted by strong, willing, dependable boy of 18; not fussy as to knpd“{)f work. Address L., Bulletin. i WANTED—Shipper and traffic mana- ger_open for_a position July 15, 1916 L. Lewis, 157 Sutton St., Providence, L Jy4d _ WANTED—Machinist for night work, five pights per wesk, §15; must have some Knowledge of ‘electricity; also nted, a general mill carpenter and patiernmaker; apply in person. The Killingly ~ Manutacturing Company. Williamsville, Conn. Phone Danielson Di ivad Bath WANTED—A barber at Street jy4d BOY WANTED at the Postal Tele- graph Co. iv4d $10 A DAY gathering evergreens, roots and herbs; 1l0c brings book and 19 prices; particulars tree. Botanical New IHaven, Conn. Jy3d . WANTED—Young lady clerk; must be good penman. Addréss M., care of Bulletin, jy3d T $90 month government jobs; for t. Franklin__ Institute, L NSY dysd od man for farm work; and board. Duffy. Tel Division jvad FOR SALE Several fine Airedale ported and domestic do; pion pedigree stock. R C. Prices reasonable. Terriers, im- from cham- stered A. K. MRS. J. CARLEY I Road, Norwich, Conn. e e o) Substantial For Sale or To Rent Frame Building sit- ed corner of Erin and White dimension: 60x80, well - with cement floor. ted by compressed loft for storage purp Suitable for manu- facturing plant. Spur track for 3 cars on the premises. Inquire of THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main St. (% ay Building FOR SALE SIX DESIRABLE BUILDING LOTS on Greene Ave. and Cedar St. For particulars and prices address or call on H. H. GALLUP, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE The three following priv- lileges for the NEW LONDON COUNTY FAIR held at Nor- wich, Conn., September 4, 5, 6, 1916, are for sale. FIR one stz end of 2 R rounds ble number help. R s on Mi fo Vohe THIRD—The >und nbe All privile sonable n Fifty per Mon iv zht morning, o4 xclusive Priv Limite amin and < will be of the m will D. ilege lights Pri “lus ze, located tion Build- 1 this priv- ive on Candy, Tk will be given ved for Candy ft Drink, ilege (no Cider to two out- Privilege ~all ndstands. given a rea- help. e money 4th. Bal- of the same be_ charged the three t 0., for ves JUST RECEIVED /i carload of Ground Limestone for farmers’ use. The Peck-McWilliams Co. Contractors and Builders Tel. 389 47 West Main Street MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Inierest. An old established firm to deal with. THR COLLATERAL LOAN 0@, 143 mais Watch Strees, (Establisbed 157%.) hes, Jsweiry Upscmira, LEE CLECC The House of Good Watches REPAIRS On the Square 218, upstairs Spend Your Vacation In Bermuda Eight to nineteen day tours all ex- senses from $4250 up. JOHN A. DUNN, Agent 50 MAIN STREET . J. FIELDS, Florist 89 Ward Street Carnations. Special _Forms Plants. and Felephono 657, Neat woman for general Tk} §00d salary. Phone Moosup >—A man or boy at le: work. Telephone 1889 t 16 m blacksm Joe Goye. at once; an te, Taftville. WE PAY b t cash price for second nd tools, big lcts or small; also an- Louis D. Ward, 44 Water je27d r four men board- Ave, jedd hand furniture, Bruckner, 55 I E mayzid 'OND HAND furniture wanted. We the prices for second hand niture. We buy and sell all kinds iture, new and old. S. Zelinges are, Norwich, Conn. jezod all departments 1d Company’ ; at office. HELP WANTED of the American Willimantic mills nners for y and steady Yarn Co., Gard- jelsd istered pharmacist tant. Apply with , care of The Bul- Je1id We want a good, reliable man to work in our tan yard and currying shop. THE ULM SR LEATHER COMPANY, Norwich, Conn. WANTE Picker 'Tender wanted at once. Wages $11 per week. INTERNATIONAL COTTON MFG. WANTED IMMEDIATELY s00d condition, cither salt or rea- price, on fresh SALE tion land. la barn, la. 41 on cre farm, near m trunk line highw. orchard, 8-room hot ine new ; easy terms. Willimantic, WANTED Six farm hands, 12 girls for shore, 4 men to truck freight, 2 milkers, 2 lady cooks, 6 generai housework. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESERO Central Building, Norwich, Conn. WANTED Roving Carrier, $1.60 a day. SAXTON WOOL CO., Bean Hill ) Conn, WANTED Firemen and Coal Wheelers. Also 50 other men; steady work; good pay. Apply AMERICAN STRAW BOARD CO., Thamesville FOR SALE COWS FOR SALE Ver- Two carloads just arrived. mont and New York Cows. FRED W. HOXIE, Tel. 62. Lebanon, Conn. FOR SALE One of the choicest Houses located in the best part of McKinley avenue. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN Real Estate and Investment Broker Franklin Square, Norwich FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Busi- ness Blocks, Bullding Lots, all in de- sirable loca‘ions. List your property it you care to seil or rent, as 1 have a number of people looking for real es- tate investments. F. HYLL, Real! Estate and Insurance. Room 108, Thayer Bldg. FOR SALE Several good genuine Edison Phono- graphs from $5.00 to $10.00. Cost new from $32.00 to $60.00. THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO, Norwich, Conn. H + MEN ARE WANTED Not clock-watchers, not ‘going- to-be-sometimers — but real, live, red-blooded men who do things today and tomorrow as well. The Big Business of The Bul- letin is always ready to take on such men—it needs them now! And Big Business uses The Bulletin's little want ads. There’s y o ur opportunity, young man—scan them every day—buy some space and tell about yourself. Read BULLETIN WANTS For Profit Use BULLETIN WANTS For Results Phone 480 Sc a kine S e s m e ——) FOR SALE -— Young m W sound gon, FOR SAL horse, r team hi athess, near- mowing ke, duto truck, young id dos. G. M. Flint, 1 Ask St, mantic, Conn. sows, due A. Kar next mont Conn. TOR SALE— grass on Laurel Road. H Jydd GR SA Tt 7 £k beam laun Bros. model. inquire Imperial iyid o speed 1y equipped, rter, new Address ilk and_ springer_cows rpe. Tel. 98-4, Willi- jy4d harnesses, TOR SALE stock and tools; work for one ma Address No. shoeing and job- t cheap; plen- good reason for 97, Montville, Ct. ty celling oung cows, will for Holstein W 2 culars x apply to M Main Si Willimantic. econd hand furniture. imantic. “TOTATO DIGGER for sale: cnd hand, but just as good come and_see it. The Hous L400 Fo 1., $800; price a few tons more on high at and Frisbie r and ground bone eneville a FOR SALL—First cuss & vago cally new. inquire George orwich Town. mayl2d D for sale in bank No. 20 Central Ave. Apply to .John E. Fanning, 52 Broadw mayl2d "OR SALE at a bargain. Black valnut and ash desk: 9 1-2 feet long, 3 feet wide, 6 5-6 feet high; three late lass_ front. D. B, onington, Conn. apr28d tf HELLO, Mr. Poultryma Pouitry Yards talking. Do your hens eat eggs? Send 50 cents for a bottle of Konemah Specific No. 2. Stops the trouble at once. h mar25d FOR SALE zain in Norw Konemah Greatest real estate bar- h; Buckingham home on Washington i 12-room house, most substantiall uilt, which cost over $50,000 to bnild; aiso 28 building lots and 40-foot street. Price for residence and the 28 lots, $10,000. Address Real Estate Exchange, New London, Conn. jezldaw 50 ACRE FARM For $1,400 Cash New house of six rooms, surround- ed by beautitul shade trees, harn 16x30, one hennery 8x12, two scratching sheds, 60 peach trees (will bear this season), 1% acres strawberries (will be in fruitage this Spring), % acres asparagus (will cut 100 lbs. daily in season— an income getter). Near railroad, school ana church; land free from stone and machine worked. Send for latest catalogue. issued Chcice of 400. it in all New England. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St., Westerly, R. I Telerhone 365 Offices 110 Vest 34th St., New York Telephone 2998 Greeley Just Nothing like JUST ARRIVED Car of Horses came right on time— and they are a nice lot—rTight out of work and ready to use. Chunks, Busi- ness and Draft Horses. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON. 536-3. Tel. je12a WHEN YOU WANT 10 put your nus- iness before tne public, tneére Is no medium belter than through the ad- vertising coiumns of The Sulletin. Oifice. TO RENT Lower and upper tene- Apply at The Norwich belt Mfg. Co., Inc. TO RENT ment at toi North Main St siiice. _Janlisw TO RiENT—An apartment of six rooms; aii new and modern. Apply I. C. Ha 3 Jysd FOR il cottage on beach at Pleasanc View; . modern improve- ments. Inquire of Mrs. £. F. Stillman, ithode Island Hotel, SE Jyed Westerly, Seven-room cottage with imorovements on _ocean nt View. A. Leibovitz, 5 Wesierly, R. 1. © Jy$d__ CADIL taxi rates rea- sonable. Gus Heber. 4. jyld T TO RENT—Two furnished rooms at 1907 Franklin st, City. jyia TO RENT—_Tenement. Call at 177 ESeventn Str via FOR RENT—Thi cte., 36; five-room flat, five-room flat, bath, el Alling Rubber Co. FOR RENT — Bieven room house on ocean front at Pleasant View; all im- provements; garage; also smail cottage by week, month or season. M. § Dam- ur?l. l\gd Crescent St, Westerly, R. L €3 'TO RENT--Tenement of five rooms, with all improvements at 6§ Church Sf one at 308 Central Av provements. Phone 1867 TO RENT Tenement of seven rooms at 56 School St. luquire at Bulletin Jezid TO RENT_Tenement of eight rooms, practically a cottage, with good yard, 495 Main St. Phone 129-2. jeiid TO_RENT—Six-room apartment at 120 Broadway: all modern improve- nts. _Apply at 122 Broadway. je26d TO RENT—Five-room tenement with all convenlenves. Apply 107 Boswell Ave. Tclephone 1179-4. jezdd TO RENT—Stcre at il Franklin St. Apply 2o Franklin St. Je22d 0 RENT—Six-room apartment, all modern improvements, hardwood floors, electric lights. A. C.' Lyons, 59 Mec- Kinley Av je21a TO R —Window or one-half store, 56 Main St jelsd TO RENT—Furnished rooms, ail con- veniences, five minutes’ walk _from Franklin square; men only. 125 School Telepnone 522-4. jelza TO RENT—Furnished rooms; also light housekeeping. 7 Oak St. jeld TO R —Two flats, seven rooms and four rooms; also cottage, all mod- erp improvements. 349 West Main St may29d. TO RENT—Tenement of six rooms, electric lights and bath, 50 Cedar St. NT—Furnished rooms; also Lousekecping. 78 School St. Telephone 13, aprz0d 0 RENT—Newly furnished rooms, modern convenienceés, at The Seymour, 54 Franklin St. Phone 1043-2. apri2d THE DBRONSON, 1z Durkee Lane. rear of Bulletin building. Furnished rooms to let. lnquire basement. TO RENT—Stors at 61 Franklin St Inguire at Bulletin Office. declid FURNISHED ROOM — Centrally lo- cated. Em:na Morse, 18 Union St FRANKLIN STREET STORES TO RENT Three desirable stores and a bakery equipment located in the building at the corner of Franklin and Willow streets, viz, the fine store occupied for vears by Treat, the druggist, the sales room and bakery formerly used by the Providence bakery and a small store recently occupied by a tailoring busi- ness. Unexcelled locations in the rap- idly developing section of Norwich. For full particulars, consult ARCHA W. COIT, Telephone 1334 63 Broadway. OCEAN BEACH COTTAGE For Rent For Season Furnished, 8 rooms, bath houses, gar- age; two minutes’ walk from bathing beach. Apply DANIEL L. JONES, M. D, 6 R. F. D. No. 2, Norwich, Ct. Tel. To Rent Six Room Apartment in residential section. Heat nicest All improvements. furnished. N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Street TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room cot- tage. 3 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond; sown flower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors, plumbing and heat. Renta! $350. Others $200 to 54000 Send for baoklet, FRANK W. COY. "esterly, R. I FOR SALE FOR SALE Eight room Bungalow with all im- provements—steam heat, hard wood floors, electric lights—lot 76x200 feet, also garage for two autos. Located on trolley line, ten minutes’ ride from Franklin Squrae. Price reasonable. FRANCIIS D. DONOHUE Central Building, Norwich FOR SALE All of the standing grass on the Gil- bert A. Rudd farm on Bozrah street. E. A. PRENTICE Phone 300 86 CIiff Street FOR SALE A very cozy laid out House. Five minutes walk from Franklin square. Reason for selling owner leaving the state. Will be sold very reasonable. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN Real Estate and Investment Broker Frankin Square Norwich DR. F. W. HOLMS, Dentist Shannon Building Annex, Room A Telephone 523 POETRY THE OPEN EAR. "Fhe red, red rose will speak to those “Who have an ear to hear, And if the heart its language knows, Its meaning will be clear. % Hast thou not heard in song of bird The voice of seraphim? By it _is not the spirit stirred, As by an Eden hymn? The stars above in orbits move, Blazed by a hand divine, And in _their light proclaim a love That's wholly thine and mine. On évening’s breeze the waving trees Breathe messages of cheer, And all our sorrows will appease, It we could only hear. Have vou not held, with rivers eld, Communion sweet and low, Till to an anthem it has swelled, In rhythmic overflow? The winds that seek to kiss your cheek Have secrets of their own; In whispers to your heart they speak, ‘When once you learn the tone, The singing grass, how few alas, Its music can discern; 1 we could catch it as we pass, Our soul with joy would burn. Neath snowy drift the mountains lift Their voices to the skies; May heaven grant to us the gift To hear its glad replies. —1J. M. Cavaness. Chanuate, Kas. THE LACK OF LIFE. I shall not ask too much beyond the grave; Just some dear, commecn things that living guve— And time for them—ah, time to stay a whiie Where wind blows over grasses, mile on mile; And time (o watch when stars are leaning through Some sull and stirless dusk's drifted Elue, deep And I should like, one summer after- noon, To climb a hill and wait there for tie moon That I could never wait for, and then g0 Unhurried back to certain friends I know. I shall be glad if seasons come and pass, Bringing the same swift miracles of grass, Of ‘sun and rain, of berry, bud and bloom, And snow-filled midnights shaken gloom. of wind- I shail want little paths and woods and walking, And those same friends at evening and their telking Under dull lamps in queer, smoky places— (I would not lose those faces). quaint, those voices and These I shall ask beyond the narrow grave,- 6 And timé for them—wh: gave. —David Martin, in The Forum. HUMOR OF THE DAY “Did you like the last dance?’ ich living nevez “Not very much: mother frowned at me only twice."—Princeton Tiger. “Dad, does a cannibal go te heaven?” ‘No, sonny. ‘But suppose he ate a missionary?” —London Tatler. Fond Hubby (starting down-town) What will” it be, love—flowers or candy ? Wify—We'll compromise, lear. You can send both.—Judge. “To invite 20 people, Frida, is cer- inly extravagance!” Not at all, Otto. Only just think how many trading stamps 1 get Munich Meggendorfer Blaetter. Diogenes was looking for an honest man. “What luck” asked the wayfarer. “Oh, pretty fair,” replied Diogenes. “I still have my lantern.” — Life. tai “Which would you advise me to plant here—turnip seed or water- melon seed?” “Candor compels me to tell you that my chickens prefer turnip seed.” —XKansas City Journal. “I see now, according to Dr. Clement Lucus, of England, the human family is likely to become a one-toed race,” said the pessimist. “Well, that means fewer corns,” re- plied the optimist—Yonkers States- man. He—Well, how do you like baseball? She (at her first game)—It's per- fectly lovely. But why do they have those policeman about® Oh, I know, it's to prevent the men from stealing bases.—Boston Transcript. “T'll_never speak to You again as long as I live” exclaimed the temper- amental girl. 4 “Haw! Haw!” rejoined the practi- cal youth. “You can’t help yourself. “I've got some of your songs and rec tations on my phonograph”. —Wash- ington Star. He had carried a cue nine miles around 'a billinrd table and pushed a lawn-mower once gcross his 30-by-20 lawn. Then he collapsed. “Overwork,” sald the sympathetic doctor, and put him to bed. — Cleve- land Plain Dealer. THE KALEIDOSCOPE Only filtered air is permited to en- ter a large German electric plant, which protects its machinery from dust with cloth screens. A railroad about 500 miles long has just been completed which will sérve the. richest mining and agricultural regions of Siberia. The male heart weighs from 10 to 12 ounces. Its average'size is about five inches long, three and one-half inches wide and two inches in great- est depth. 'The old boundary dispute between Michigan and Ohio, which was keen- est before Michigan became a state, was never settled until the last sum- mer, when a new line of handsome granite markers was set up. Commercial Attache Erwin w. Thompson, stationed at The Hague, reports that a recent law in Germany prohibits the further making of soap by any except regularly licensed fac- tories. ‘The reason for this Is said to be that in the modern process of soap making important quantities of gly- cerin are made as a Dby-product, ‘whereas in domestic soap boiling the glycerin is wasted. Glycerin is an important raw material for the man- ufacture of explosives.