Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 24, 1916, Page 10

LA 0. T W, corators’ Unlon v Hall. No. B it Thl' Vur. motorcycle races of the are set for May 30th on track at the Norwich which is to be put in PRt sesouch dndcam,tor ling the Connecticut ent association has ever pro- the ten thousand or more this kind of sport in East- cticut and Southern Rhode huge crowds of May 30 ith, last year, are bound to duplicated, and all the fast riders 1934 and 1515 with several new ones be on hand. The golng ought more exciting than at any of ous meets. . Pendleton, Jr., who had charge ‘the 1913, 1914, and 1915 mnu, "be at-the helm again this year. 15 the recognized authority = on I king of sport in this part of the try and he never fails to dig up st of fast performers on his favorite mount when, as in bygonme seas he goes out on the road to sonally solicit the entries. He will Springfleld, Hartford, Worcester, ov Boston, and other cities here the motorcycling interest is {atrong and where there are plenty of rack men at all the distances. | The following card has been ar- for the meet: mile professional, 30.50 b class, $20, $10, $5. mile novice, 50.00 cubic inch for stock machines, three priz- 8 to the total value of $35. ~ Ten-mile professional 30.50 cuble clase, $25, $15. 310, ' le professional 61.00 cublo class, side car race, $10, $5. n-mile professional 30.50 cu- Jnch class, 340, $20, $10. mile consolation 30.50 cubic class for men an any two pro- al 30.50 cubic inch classes that B not won a prize 1s $15, $10 and cubie P gotries close with Mr. Pendle- * fon at 35 Broadway, Norwich, Conn., Wednesday, May 25th, at 6 p. m. No feviation from this rule will be made Jiihe management. Al subsequent M‘ “post” and will command m amount of the regular en- iy feo all “post” entries close thir- _minutes before the race Is called. Tight to reject any entry is re- d by the management. Connecticut Amusement asso- become a member of the tion of American Motorcyclists - and all its meets are held in ':-na Wil turnish musie. “Will be a short concert on the 3 corner before the start for ounds. The first race will be d at 2 o'clock on the dot. The pro. “There won't e a. dull moment ‘won' a dull moment ® Pendieion.” satd n Vyesterday that 1d be in & day or two able to what men may be expected Everybody wants to fiyers. md Teddy Nixon, who are ru-n beautifully matched, r_again, Jast time Carroll beat Nixon ose in the final of the 7 mile w; and “Wild Bill Burdick,” thy I man who has long_been known b ‘:l; mvl'l.‘l‘ Norwich, Wil- tie e, Was not so £y far behind. “Wild Bill” finally Catrroll's scalp in an open race at orwich last September. His par- ans are confident he can do the again. The side car race, put the first time 1ast year is on again. It is a novelty that “well. 1t the day is all’ right cally there will be another ten usand crowd at the Fairgrounds on of Memorial day. Mr. is not yet ready to give out list of officials, but he will, be the referee and starter I Willlam W. Beckwith, the old- megaphone man will be the an- al M AND BAILEY CIRCUS IS COMING g Car Arrived in Norwich on Tuesday. glddiest, gayest, grandest, glit- galaxy in the whole wide, ul world is trekking this way spread its acres of tents here day, June 13. 1f one doesn’t n this that reference is made Barnum & Bailey Greatest BW ori Barth, thé publicity man will the case as hopeless. aavertising car was in this and more than a score are spreading with tack . and paste and brush Jithographic tidings of the lf the big traveling amuse- hey are under the I ‘Arthur E. Diggs, a well circus advertising specialist. 8 Is the innovation of novelty greatest of all seasons. More cars are required to trans- show, tents are raised, led to accommodate ever before. In fact, reached a point where despair of many of the raflroads and taxes their fa- 1imit, for 89 cars are ivey the gigantic canvas town to town. oy mearly 1,500 employes, * four .IQV:M Dlllél:nrms, apparatus, a -cage “-‘%%‘-.m forty elephants, t!u-ee miles long! ‘grand entree, '.h‘ cln.'uul ‘Were content ity aieated perrns T limina Barnum & Balley tourna- s tnsasy G rat Y e spec- Persia—Or the Pa- lho Thousand and One quent three-hour arenic below and aloft, sgorns ons and breaks all rec- of. the past. Bvery one of the prit B8 or gymnastic effort. are In great va- is the only baby gi- AT THE AUDITORIUM. — Beatriz Michelena in The. Unwritten character live. Kate is-the wife. of John Wilson, the state’s most brilliant district-attor- ney, who, at the height of his’career, is ruined almost directly by ‘a political boss—Larry MeCarthy. Wilson takes to drink, and, still urged by McCarthy, who admires Kate -from . afar, sinks. lower and lower. in the social scale until be is merely a drunkard for whose living his wife ~does menial work. After a last misfo When his vice has made him fail to protect his wife from McCarthy's obvious ad- vances, Wilson disappears. -The boss continues kind #nd considerateto Kate and her little daughter, and at last she consents to/divorce her absent husband And marry him. McCarthy's former sweetheart arrives; . he canmot resist her allurements, and. prepares to o away with ber on the eve of the prom- ised wedding. . There follows a_clever- ly managed hysterical scene, of which the result is that Larry is found shot, and that the returned husband, John Wilson, is arrested with the revolver in his hand. Kate lies sick, with her memory a blank. At this ‘point the lead-up to the climax begins, the in- teresting suspense beautifully managed. Wilson is tried and almost convicted Yor the mutder, but his wife recovers her memory and, pleading the unwritten law, confesses that she shot the be- trayer McCarthy. The Ehock of tho tragedy has cured Wilgon of his ruin- ous habit. No charge'ls laid against Kate, and the picture ends with the future opening bright before the re- united family. £ Beatriz Michelena may consider ‘that In this picture she has done the ‘best work of her career. The star has cer- tain passages to play that constitute a severe test of ability; notably the scene afier the tragedy, with all its tempta- tions to exaggeration and rant; and the court room scene, which demands real feeling of an unusual order. The work of Andrew Robson as Larry Mc- Carthy is clever throughout. And there is one other member of the cast Who deserves especial mention—Baby Felice Rix. During this great photoplay specially arranged music will be rendered by a string orchestra. There will be no ad- vance in prices and the usual three shows dally will be given, at 2.30, 7 and 845 p. m. DAVIS THEATRE. Three Big Keith Acts and Ti ictures Today. Crowded houses are the rule at every performance at the Davis this week, and another excellent big bill of Keith headline vaudeville and Triangle pho- toplays is the reason. The feature at- traction is James Kennedy and com- pany, who present the uproarious com- edy sketch entitled For Love of Mike, There are four people In the company and Mr. Kennedy is well known in this city ‘and needs no heralding. Another g00d act is the Great Rekomo. who JAMES KENNEDY, At the Davis Today. | presents a sensational athletic novelty. The third act is Lewis and Murri, who are seen in a pretty singing and musi- cal and costume change act. In the photoplays the Triangle feature, The Stepping Stone, a five part Ince pro- duction, featuring ‘Frank Keenan and Mary Boland, is a strong picture. Bucking Soclety is the name given to the latest Keystone comedy, which will complete the show. Special music by the theatre’s concert orchestra un- der the direction of C. A. Dowsett. Matinee at 2.15; all seats 10c, Even- ing, 645 and 8.45; 10c, 15c and 20c. Don't fail to see this show. Another big show booked for the last half. COLONIAL THEATRE. ‘The biz feature at the Colonial to- (hy is The Em Thought, Lubin in ‘The cast In- i Bagank Hazel Nuci, Adelaide Brontl, Melvin Mayo, L. C. Shumway and George Routh. Written by Julian Louis Lamothe and produced by Edward Sloman. Jim Came Home, Vit drama; Co Jones, De- tective, Selig drama; and two other pictures for tcday are In the Adsles of the Wild, Bio drama, and The Deceiv- ers, Vit comedy, that ends today’s big ‘programme. !!’ii!’f pegda s 1, a 223 E’uigfl system - of "1 king Tnd glve yot e dadirs. th e oy, to its fullest =~ ivax 1s sold under & positive guar. antee o nq the money if it does not cure. A=k Lee & Osgood about it.|] Just drifting before the’ wmd nerver carries yonr boat over the full course. It’s the man who turns sharp about and comes back against the wind that wins! Rk TROR® PAcTORY gmm nox “ wu.rm op- ible as when new. In Saatinas. ofion Fosal 1o, breskass ar 8 e often result in breakage at a different point from where the repair was According to_an article in the Pop- ular Science Monthly, the operators against danger. Due to the intense heat at the point at pours its electrical fire upon the metal, the operators us- vally wear helmets, not unlike the gas helmets of the present war. They at least hold between their eyes and the arc a thick plate of cobalt glass. The amount of protection required depends upon the strength of the current fed to the are. FOR SALE PRIVATE SALE Of ANTIQUES at the Car- penter House on the Norwich Town Green. Most of the things have been in the Carpenter family for the past 150 years. Wednesday and Thursday this week. Hours of sale: 9 to 12 and 2 to l Mrs. Bessie Beckwith. & FARMS FOR SALE Money-Making Farm 96 Acres—$3800. Productive soil, wire fenced; spring- watered pasture:‘10-room house in first clase repair, with running water; barn for 13 cows; large wagon house and poultry house; abundance apples, pears, plums, cherries; near village, daily mail, telephone. Owner has other in- terests and if taken immediately he will Include pair horses, 8 cows, calves, hogs, chickens, farming tools#nd ma- chinery, with 1 acre potatoes, § acres corn and 12 acres oats; 33,800 takes all part down, easy terms. For details and picture of the beautiful maple shaded residence, see page 43, 2 Making Farms Farm Agency, Dept. Bldg., Phila., Pa, Tel. may24d Locust 1375. AUCTION N. D. LAMB WILL SELL AT AUCTION FOR A FEW DAYS, IN THE STORE 14 MAIN STREET, HOUSBHOLD FURNITURE, A FINE LINE OF NICE BOOKS, AND OTHER THINGS TOO NUMEROUS TO MEN- TION. MAY 25, 1916, IN BREED BUILDING. EXCHANCE for good farm; well located modern bouse in Norwich; large lot, 'nine rooms, steam heat, bath. set tubs, electric lights, hardwood floors; owner wants couatry home. - Information from TRYON'S AGENCY. Willimantic, FOR SALE SIX DESIRABLE BUILDING LOTS on Greene Ave. and Cedar St. For particulars and prices address lgo call on H. H. GALLUP, Norwich, nn. ¢ LEGAL NOTICES Notice To Taxpayers Botls i nersty. aivyl oSxes in the. Town sons Hable to of Salem that hl‘la I. warrant to levy and collect a tax of sixteen (16) m‘lll on the dollar on levy 1915, payable May 3lst, 1916, and I aiso have a warrant to Collect a personal tax of two (3 dollars against all persons not exe: by law between the ages of 21 and Veaxs of axe. and 1oF the, DUFposs of collecting the same I will be at m: home on Wednesday, May slst. 1816 from 10 a./m. until 2 ‘at the Fown Hoale on the. Keer Bavurdey of each month, from 2 p. m. until 3 p. Mfillbeverfiolfldntlxleo‘fl‘r l{ll; no'.\e. charged legal travel fees additions, as the law directs. FRANK E. WILLIAMS, Tax Collector. ' Dated at Salem, Conm, May. 10tn,| tion 1916, \ may10W- Dismongs, an .‘.‘.m MML! FOR SALE A Four Tenement House CONTAINING ALL MODERN IMPROVEMENTS ALWAYS RENTED, On_ trolley line and only five minutes’ walk from Franklin square. é A GOOD INVESMENT JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St. . Norwich, Conn. HAVE CUSTOMER ’ for farm 50 acres ur, old fashiomed house, good road, and with stream or brook through it. Price $3,000 to $5,000. Owner desiring to sell such property write TFRYON'S AGENCY, mayéd ‘Willimauntie, Conn. FOR SALE A fine little farm of 30 acres good buildings on main road, 3 miles from Franklin square. E. A PRENTICE 86 CIiff Street Telephone 300 FOR SALE Near Norwich Town Green THE DURR PLACE copsisting of 12 acres land, ‘10 room house, barn and hen house. Good brook running through the farm. Price reasonable. FRANCIS D. DGNOHUE Phone. Central Bidg., Norwich FOR SALE. A very desirable small farm, 2 1-2 miles from Franklin Square, consisting of §% acres of good land, all under cultivition, choice stock of 175 fowls and_dogens, of ¥ ‘chickens, a two ear 614 heiter, wood horse, throe wag. ons, last but not least, a fine six-room house, two barns and two henneries. Owner leaving state. Can be bought very cheap if taken at once. For par- ticulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estaté and isvestment Broker, Franklin Square, Norwich. FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Busl- ness Blocks, Buliding Lots. all in de- le locaions. List your property if you care to seil or rent as 1 have & number of people looklng for real es- tate investmen F. HILL. Tieal Estate and Insuramce. Room 196, Thayer Bldg. For Sale or To Rent Substantial Frame Building sit- uated corner of Erin and White streets, dimensions 60x80, well lighted cellar with cement floor. Elevator operated by compressed air. Spacious loft for storage purposes. Suitable for manu- Facturing plant. Spur track for :!u.rl on the premises. Inquire THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main St. May Building The Peck-McWilliams Co. Dealers in Masons’ Building Supplles. LOST AND FOUND Don’t drift—map out your course and hold to it. . Remember that BULLETIN WANT ADS are. the buoys that mark the turning point. WANTED ‘WANTED—An experienced maid for. general housework, references re: quired; po washing or ironi: Anply evenings between 7 and 8 to Mrs. mund W. Perkins, 1 Sachem Terract -_may24d THE WHALE gets. Into trouble—only when he blows. Now, listen, Louise: We don’t want to get into any trouble, but we will venture to say that the Columblan and Lenox houses put up the Beot 25 cont dinner in New Bngl may24d T WANTED —Young man for clerical work; no experience necessary, but must ' be_good penman; give age ‘and es expected. Address Clerk, care ‘he Bulletin. mayzéd “WANTED Second hand furniture: highest price paid. ~A. Bruckner, 55 Franklin St. Tel. 7 3. may2id WANTED —Apprentices for moulding; young men, ages 17 to 21; serve 3 year: Wwages 14c per hour ist year,. 'léc 2d, and 18c 3d; must be physically sound. Apply to ' Superintendent, Brown Sharpe Mfg. Ci R L may1TWEhF WANTED—An elevator boy at Cen- tral Building. may23d _ WANTED — A competent mald for general bousework; must be a good cock; satisfactory references required. Mr. F. B. Ricketson, Taftville. may23d WANTED Salesman to work with local firm; salary. $10 per week. Ad- dress Salesman, Bulletin, before 2 o'clock today. may23d EXPERIENCED SAipping clerks, 25 to 40 years old, to take tests at Hart- ford, . 1916, for eligible list nich appointient will be made at state armory at $75 per monthy with promotion for efficiency; practical manager requiréd. Application must be filed by noon of June 3. lnquire of State Civil Service .Commission, Capi- tol, Hartford. Conn. SMILE a while, and while you smile arother smiles, and soon theré's miles and miles of % while because ure you receive-fre giEar trom Fagan's Smoke Shop. . Providence, from all-around black- ; married man pre- Shippee, Danielson, may20d WANTED Young man to take charge of a few raw silk winders. Aj ply by letter, Employment Dept., Brain- gd & Armstrong Co. 100 Unlon St New London, Conn. may WANTED Second hand tools, curiu antiques, etc.; highest cash price. Write or call \vard's, 44 Water St. maysd WANTED_Highest cash_prices rald for second-hand ranges. A. Bruckner, 55 Franklin St. Tel. 717-3. _mayi4d WANTED Nursery maids. Rhode Island Hospital, Providence, R. L, of- fers a one year's course in training of maids to care for babies. Apply to Supt. WANTED—Farm not far from-town; must be cheap; no agent answer. G. Maurer, Preston, Conn. R. F.'D. 5. may19d WANTED trees to spray; Traly shade and eim no job too small too_big. LeRoy Osborne, 42 Cedar St or Ph mayl! WE BUY and sell furniture of kinds; also make the famous roll feathér mattress from your old bed and pillows. S. Zelinger, Breed Bldg. 4-6 Main St. Norwich. Tel 1022-5. SPINNERS wanted; woolen. Apply to Pawcatuck Wooled Mills, Westerly, R.E r2id WANTED —Experienced warpers g icarners. \West Side Silk Mill - aprid FOR SALE o $- X ‘b;un af. u‘-‘:v.mz@ Plnk b menty 59 _Washicgter St New London. Coaca _.“.;'L__.__....____—— ol mgfum?m age =min pe ml 3 emnoau‘ avn utes’ Baaare; sen only. 135 Bcl\mu M. Tfl-\&pfimfl 23-3. mayled ¥ room ap._ 199 Franklin St TO_RENT—Tenement ¥o. 156 Lroe- | S pect St rent 3u per moadh. . E. Zaa- nflnx 5% Broadway. 12 FOR SALE—White Wyandotte baby chicks; als> eggs_for hatehing. Miss Marjorie Barbor. Phone 463-3. may24d FOR SALE—Chestnut mare colt, age 11 months, sired by Mr. Gray's Perche- ron stailio weigint 1600 1bs.; reason for selling. have sold out my business and going to the mountains -for the summer. Call at Dr. Lewis’ Stable, OP. posite Postoffice, Main St. mayZ4d TO RENT—Small ooitago, [ bando Avs rent §6 per n.u'.m. or will seil on favorable lennm Joan BE. Fen- ning, 52 Broad: WilR COnviiences, g ; SR Mes Geo: Kirgsioy, Mapie B meFiG FOR SALE Stone drags. George A. Kahn, Yantic, Conn. “MAY24MWEF FOR SALE—One meat box, one meat gart; ‘mso "one onme.cylinder Cadiliac truck in good runmin; prices Fght. Appiy Joun H. Sninple. Starline, 9 may24d FOR SALE A Jot at Groton Lomg Point. 104x50 feet, on Shore avenue. 1. Massé, Box 144, Baltic, Ct.__ may24d FOR SALE—in Lisbon, 5% acres of cultivated land, with friit trees, next to Shootin Club Address Mrs. Agnes Oddle, R. may2ia FOR l\m or will exchange for live- stock, one Metz auto, one good farm borse, Daniel §. Guile, R D. No. FOR SALE —One Molyer top bUggy, a bary Rev. J. C, Young, Yanuc Ct. R.D.1. Tél. 1354-1%, Bograh. maysed for farm or aiy general purpdse work; weighing from 1000 lbs. to 1300 ibs. eacn, ages 6 to 13 years, prices 3. $150 ‘each; also two matched pairs, ibs. and '2500 Ibs, all good workers and some good drivers; must be all,sold this week at some price. Call at 341 Main St. may322d FOR SALE—_Thousands of the lead: ing varieties of early and late tomato plants, Earilania, Early Mascot, Jewel, Bonny Hest. Champion and Stone; other late sorts soon; unusually well hard- ¢ned, rugged piants; regular prices to the trade. Tel 1 ¥. B. Peckham, st Side Garders. mayisd FUR_SALE—Ford touring car. Mi Jestic Ga W. R. Frisble. _mayiid ; emery wheel stand and oné ¢ h. p. 2 cyl. Hartford, Pequot engines! shafting and one Seno t a wagon, practically new. inquire Ge F. Adams, Norwich Town. mayi2d ‘Phione Lebanon. | B, T FOR NBENT L 1105 X0 WENT—Cottage .. &t _ Crescent Bouch, Conn. Inquire Jas. A. Hiscox. Fnone 955 TO LET—A downstairs apartment of five rooms, with bath and modern con- venlences, at 443 Main Sti.; agice yard with hig rent. inguire rs. 1 ~¥0 RENT—A furnished room for light nousekeeping. 21 Division St. _apriic TO RENT—Furnished rooms; also housekeeping. 18 Sciwol St. Telephone 522-13. aprzoa TO HENT— An apartment of seven rooms in Tne Marion, steam heat, jai itor service and continuous hot water furnished; also an apartment of eight rooms in The Huntngton, 170 Broad- way, one of the finest in Norwich. In- quire of Shea & tsurke, 41 Main St. aprisd TO RENT—Newiy furnished room: modern convenlences, at The Seymour, 34 Franklin St. Phone 1043-2. apriZd THE DRONSON. 1z Durkee Lane. fear of Bulletin building. Furnished rooms to let. lnquire basem TO RENT—Stors at 61 Frankiln St Inguire 3t B Office. decisd FURNISHED ROGM ntrally lo. cated. Emtna Morse, 18 Union St T0 RENT " Shop in rear of Bottomley house on North Main street, frouting on packing house road, with entrance from North Main street. Electric power, lights and gas. Apply at office of Norwich Belt Mfg: Co. _POWDRPAINT saves cost of painting 75 per cent.: suited to every climate; is fireproof; destroys germs; for farm- ers, poultrymen and dairymen; water- proots brick and cement: for a thou- sand other uses; literature free, Ad- dress Powdrpaint, Bulletin Office. mayizd SAND for sale in hank No. 20 Central Ave. Apply to John E. Fanning, Broadway. mayid FOR SALE—A 17-acre lot covered with chestnut trees, located in Led- yard. John Trankla, Norwich, Conn. may6d FOR SALE—Grocery store handling doing fine business; fionfl Tea- sons for selling: Central Village, Ct Address Geo. C. Potvin, Moosup, Ct. maysd FOR SALE—Market and grocer; store doing good business in Plainfiel Gt “Address Geo. C. Potvin, Moosup, ¢t FOR SALE at a bargain: walnut and ash desk; 9 1-2 feet long, 2 1-3 feet wide, 6 5- 7 drawers; plate’ glass Spalding, Stonington, Conn. FOR SALE—Good pigs, Olive: bowns, Brooklyn, Conn. Phone 3 D. apr2sa tf MEN-WOMEN wanted; government jobs; $75 to $150 month; write immedi~ ately for list positions now obtainable. Franklin Institute, Dept. 35-O., Roches- ter, N. Y. aprad FOR SALECheap, one 1912 T. B. Jeftrey Co. touring car, Rambler model, in good order, roomy ind commodious: ne easy riding family car. A Race, North Franklin —Pho Lebanon. FARMERS—We want you to get your money's worth on fertilizers. We handle P. Armours high grade fish and potash and Frisbie's high grade, at a very low i o: sise all Kinds of seeds. Call reeneville Grain Co. Phone 826-5. ‘mar30d WANTED AN ERRAND BOY ENQUIRE AT Bulletin Job Office JOSEPH HALL & SON Phone 646-4 Trading Cove ‘'WANTED 10 General Houwotk Girls, 5 Glrg chambermaids, c.mh.m-."fi laborers, 12 milkers, 8 boys, 4 cooks. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESBRO Central Building, , Norwich, Conn. WANTED room -help of all kinds, mlmxummmmmm FOR SALE _About 25 loads of good ioam. George E. Fellows & -Co. Lake St. City. aprivd HELLO, Mr. Pouliryman: Konemah Poultry Yards talking. Do your hens ¢at eggs? Seng £0 cents for & bottle of Koneman Specific No. Stops the trouble at once. FOR SALE—Yantlc w.n.u.mu ofl.r young horse, seven Alredale pups. fr cow, bull calf, Studel Gy oy Wwagoss. el 1118 - maritd FOu_SALE_New—milh_caw. about °§3 8 avarts of milk & days Wik m! fiamm en, Uncasville, Ct. 123 rolaun—'rwdve milk cows. In. aprisd quire 169 Franklin .St 5 Masker rayl9d ICEBOX for sale; 6 ft 3 in. £& ‘wide.” J. C. Worth & Co. 50 ACRE FARM For Sl 400 Cash 521" FOR RENT A 6 room"first floor Flat, with bath, set tubs, gas, cellar, heater, yard and porches; fine neighbor- hood Also a 5 room model Franklin Street Block. $15. ‘Also 5 room ground floo: my Franklin Street Block. $12. ALLING RUBEER CO. TO RENT Flat of 6 rooms with bath, gas and Porch .. Flat of 5 'rooms and bath $15. Flat of 5 rooms and bath . o ALLING RUBBER CO. $18. my. $18. To Rent Six Room Apartment in All improvements. Heat furnished. | N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Strest ,TO RENT U NOCEUI\TAUG—TM—M cot- e land, 1009 fest from ‘00 °l&?'m'§ K W, GOV, “csterty, . it knew perhaps we would not 80 oft and treat our dear ones 1t we but knew how soon death's %mn et ;:ém De "““&.fl“' all .-;l mahnn ouched them No dark np-u unsweeteneth our song. “*. ——Author Unkmown. WHEN SHE COMES HOME. When she comes home—étic: piafmtive Th:f qnlv.n from the robin's hroat Ting less sad unto heart oF the acne 20 smart: O Worldliness; and here, and there. Where now T find the acp ot cace The sunshina will be seen and Oni The many gladnesses I'll know— ‘When she comes home. When she comes home—the butterfly, Now darifting slowly, sadly. by, Wil riot thraugh (fie shade and shine In quiet of mystic cups of Andvagrant winds,» from outhern WiH bring tich jewels in their Bands, In tribute: and the roses will Thelr sweetest fragrance -disfill, - When she comes home. When she comes home—when conres hom I shall have found a brighter Rome Than ever Caesar knew, when he Was monarch of the land and sea— For in lier weet, blue eves, I'Ml find TIFE lght of love—the light desi) To lead me C'er the.nills of nis And God will smile; And,doubes-iake ‘When she comes home. —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. HUMOR OF THE DAY Redd—An Elgin (IIL) . doctor be- lieves golf beneficial to the insane. Greene —Well, I'll admit Pve seen a lot' of crazy players.” — Yonkers Statesman. “From your bumps, I «t:ould sy you are a very quarrelsome fellow.” “Well, you're a liar, see? And it you say it again I'll smash yer jaw.” —American Boy. “As I understand it, you lecture on the subject of peace at any price.” My rates are $200 a lec- ture."—Loulsville Courier-Journal. Lonely Sentry (very fed up) —Who goes there? FPedestrfan—Friend! - Loncly Sentry — Lumme! _Didn't think I had one in the world.—London Opinion. Church—1 understand Hindoo babies are named when'they are 12 days old, usually by the mother. Gotham—Can it be that the fathers have no rich relatives? —Yonkers Statesman. “My doctor ¥ advised me to walk more,” -said Mr. Chuggins. ‘For exercise?” < “No. He says. I can't stand the fatigue of cranking my automobile.” ‘Washington Star. “Sir,” said the beggar, “will youse give 2 pore old blind man er dime?” “But,” protested the gitigen, “you b welh, " Tejoted. the bexker, s well,’ of e 3 “make it a nickel, then.” —Indianapo- she lis Star. “Have you decided. where you. will spend your vacation?” of yet. Tve read about a tonof romantic _literature mer resorts, but all of it g00d to_be true or 100 good.”—Richmond. mg.- The Vicar—T'm afraid, Smith, you're becoming a hard drinker: Smith—There you_goes, ff,““ by appearances. W'y, glasses a weelk. The Vicar—Well, Smith, your face must be like my gas meter. It regis- ters more than it colu\un-.—l’-tn( Show. THE KALEIDOSCOPE. Quick silver is 13 1-2 times heavier ‘than water. An Eugtish artist kstches subma- rine scenes by descending divers helmet and using mr paper and crayons. About 25 words of five letters each can be sent by the Morse signals in a minute, about 60 a minute by th |fl1.ghes system, and about 330 by ‘Whkeatstone system. The most remarkable tids in the world is that of the Day of Fundy. every It rises ot the rate of a foot five minutes, ¢he mw i attaining thL.c height of 75