Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 4, 1916, Page 12

w Today Complete Change of mme —Three Big Keith Acts and Triangle Photoplays. “There will be a complete change of today and the featurs at- T the Bitusioal Gordon High- come_directly from the land of Burns and Scott, and with plaids, kilts and pipes have filled the hearts of all Scots who have witnessed their performance with much pride, and have delighted as well auditors of every nationality by the artistic and humorous character of their offerings. A great many Scot- tish societies have taken advantage of this opportunity to organize theatre parties and to applaud their clever compatriots, and this theatre doubtless be crowded with representa- tives from many Secotch families in this vicinity when the Musical ng)::iln.n ;; % sure to come and e tll’?::l.‘r The remainder of the bill is Harry Bro the Indian singing car- toonist, and on and Barrows, who present ‘& _pleasing singing and danc- ing comedy skit. The Triangle fea- ture is Hoodoo Ann, a flve-part Grif: fith picture, with Mae Marsh as the star, and the Keystone comedy is Mack Swaln, the funny two-reel laugh pro- voker, By Stork Delivery. Speclal music by the Davis orchestra. GEORGE ARLISS IN PAGANINI At Davis Theatre Friday, May Gth. As 4n Disraeli, so now in Paganini, George Arliss, who comes to the Davis theatre Friday evening, May 5th, di- rect from a brilllant Boston engage- ment, depicts a flgure from history. This time the literature of musie, in- stead of that of diplomacy, has been drawn upon for the character of the story. Mr. Arliss’ notable success in his last vehicle has given him the right to undertake the delineation of Paganini, the wizard of the violin, and the author, Edward Knoblauch, is said tn Paganini to have duplicated his Trilliant work in Kismet. My Lady's Dress, Marie Odile and Milestone. Mr. Arliss, it is said, depicts the softer side of Paganini's character. Paganini’s name was once synonymous with hyp- notic power; he was belleved by the superstitious to be in league with the Evil One: his appearance on the street was a signal for the gathering of a mob of the morbidly curious. There was, however, a phase of the great maestro’s life during his stay in Eng- land into which 2 great romance en- tered and it is this period in Paga- rinf’s life that Mr, Knoblauch has se- lected for his comedy. The Paganini of the play is an eccentric genius, but he shows himself to be possessed of a fine, generous nature. He exhibits hu- man faults and human virtues and the role is said to afford Mr. Arliss large opportunities for the exercise of his wonderful artistry. The main theme of the piece is a love story. An in- genuous young English girl yields to a blind and soulful adoration for a mu- sical genius. She becomes infatuated with the great artist and throws aside her flance, a young English officer, to follow what she believes to be the true of her heart. ' She follows Paga: to the continent. How Paga- Ini meets the situation and finally sets the young girl on the path of true happiness forms the climax of story. The fire of the genius, his oddi- ties of manner and thought, the ec- centricities of his personal appearance are blended, it is said, into a finely- wrought characterization by Mr. ‘Ar- liss. Miss Margery Maude, young and talented daughter of Cyril Maude, has the role of the English gir], and others Repton, Rosina Henley, Dudley Digges, Dion_Titheradge, Charles Harbury, Ed. gar Kent, Tred Nicholls and Noel Tearle. Seats are now on sale at the box office. EXPERIENCE COMING TO DAVIS For Two Nights, Monday and Tuesday, May 15 and 16. Manager Al Craig of the Davis thea- tre announces that arrangements have been made with Willlam Eiliott, F. Ray Comstock and Morris Gest for the engagement of the most wonderful play In America, George V. Hobart's Experi- ence. The engagement will be for two nig("htls. Monday and Tuesday, May 15 and 16. The engagement will be of unusual importance, as the famous New York- Boston Experience organization comes to Norwich direct from nine months in New York and five months in Boston. (Experience is called by the critics the sensational success.of this gen- eration. The play shows Youth going forth into the world with Pxperience by his side as his best teacher and this allegorical romance with its scenes laid in New York is one of the strong- est and most powerful of sermons and a play which, after all, is one of the livellest and most entertaining “girl” shows imaginable. In selecting the various temptatio: ‘which confront Youth. Mr. Hobart has decided to have them portrayed by beautiful women, in their loveliness. maiden: Passicn is a beautiful Oriental girl, ‘and the role of Pleasure is filled comedy running half houp. The act has just finished a long tour of the leading vaudeville hauses throughout the west and is without question oné of the best acts of its kind on the road. Other acts for the last half of the week will be Ruth Belmer, a wonderfully fine slack Wire performer, and Beth Andrews, a dainty singing comedienne, On_the picture program for today the Hor- rors of War, taken on the French Bat- 1] tle front, will be the feature attrac- tion and the Pathe comedy, Tinker- ing ‘With Trouble, will be shown. The Paramount feature for Friday and Sa.tlurda.g of thlutWDek wfl]r:a a flv"- reel production of Denman Thompson's The Old Homestead, the greatest sin- gle triumph of the American stage. The picture will be presented by Dan- iel Frohman and the cast is headed by Frank Losee. Lewis Gagel, the New Haven boy who has been serving at the front in France for more than a year and about whom The Bulletin had an interesting account yesterday morning, has béen e to lecture at the Auditorium theatre for two days with pictures taken on the French firing line. This extra attrac- tion will take place in about two ;veek.u. the exact date to be announced ater. Coming to Davis Theatre, The New Henrietta. Joseph Byooks has employed a good many actors in his days of manage- ment, now summing up a period of over forty years, and has always had the fellowship spirit of the old school which knit players and managers to- gether like bonds of blood. He has produced more dramas written by Americans than any other native, and Iin the long list are some that have added to the dignMy and honor of our stage bevond all precedent. 1t was Mr. Brooks who inspired the dramatization of Ben Hur and direet. ed the triumphal tours of the specta cle. He also brought together the fa- mous company of dramatic stars that toured the larger cities in a revival of Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s com- edy classic, The Rivals. In this his- toric performance were Jefferson, Florence, Crane, Tabor, Goodwin, Wil- son, E. M. and Joseph Holland, Julia Marlowe, Mrs. John Drew and Fanny ce. He now has underway another revi- val, Bronson Howard’s delightful play, The Henrietta, with William H. Crane, Thomas W. Ross, Maeclyn Ar- buckle, Amelia’ Bingham and Edith Taliaferro—all stars—in the interpre- ting cast. He was the original pro- ducer of this vigorous and fascinat- ing piece, and was the cause of its being written for Robson and Crane. It is a mistake for actors of na- tional fame to serve the movies. They are tempted for a picture by the bait of big money, and for a few weeks’ salary of unnatural amount, their name, face and manner are the selling property of the wise film -. Later When the actor is starred in an origi- nal play at a legitimate theatre, he is confronted by a crazy quilt of posters blazing the fact that he may be seen in his greatest success for ten cents at 2 neighborhood house. This amounts to saying that he is on the down grade as an actor and is/sure to flatten the res\;lt of his business on a two dollar s. That situation is also sure to shave s salary where he made his success, and depreciation in the high priced theatre takes the bloom off of his peach as a seller in the moving pie- ture fleld. Further, the men who lead in the moving picture world are mnot apt to keep up the abnormal salaries they have been giving to certain ac- tors, once the edge is off the novelty of the distinguished name, and the plays of strong appeal because of suc- cess in the legitimate theag'es are running low. Then the actor will be and a between two stones of rej his income is as sure to wither as s green tree in a drought. The New Henrietta will be the at- traction at the Davis theatre, Wed. nesday evening, May" 10. sale Saturday, May 6. Séats on A ROSE O’ PLYMOUTH TOWN. OF SEVEN ROOMS AND BATH Steam Meat and Electric Lights Known as 569 Main Street, East Norwich. JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn, FOR SALE Hight-room .Cottage, .Barn .and .32 Acres Land at Bean Hill. Just what you are looking for. E. A. PRENTICE 86 Cliff Street Telephone 300 EXCHANCE for good farm; well located modern house in Norwich; large lot, nine rooms, steam heat, bath, set tubs, g:entrlc lights, hardwood floors; owner ts uatry home. Information from TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic, FOR SALE 151 Cliff Street Two Tenement House having six rooms to each .tenement,. located within & utes walk of Franklin Square, property in good condi- tion and always rented. Good in- vestment. FRANCIS D. DGNOHUE Central Building Norwich, Conn. JAMES H. HYDE Auctioneer AUCTION Will be sold at Public Auction, ail of the real estate of Samuel W. Gavitt, late of Franklin, sale- to_take place on the premises, Pleasure Hjll, Frank- 1in, Conn.. FRIDAY, MAY 5TH, 1916, At 2 o’clock p. m., comprising - about - 65 acres, fose, somte. wood and timber. Terms of sale, cash. FRANK L DATE, Admin., Franklin, Conn. may2d more or April 28th, 1916. YOUR AUTOMOBILE States Casualty Company. ARCHA W. COIT, REAL ESTATE The Mutual Benefit Life Age 63 Broadway ncy Telephone 1334 J. C. WITTER - Auctioneer Auction Rooms, 42 Main St, A Danielson, Conn. AUCTION As Administrator of A. Wilco: t‘beeal!lszovlm There 1s plenty of comedy in A Rose | b o’ Plymouth Town, with good situations to bring out the various characters. Blunt, outspoken and resolute, who has left gay London in search of a new sensation, is a réady sympathizer with the unpuritanical escapades; of the young folks gathered in the home of Miles and Standish. - Recol- lections of her own youth make it easy for her to enjoy the pranks of the vivacious French maiden, Rosa de la Noyes, and the hot-blooded lover, Gar- rett Foster. The new sensation, both for Aunt Resolute and the audience, is turnpike, SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1916, room furniture, several iron bedsteads, 2 parlor sets, a ‘machine, a lot of c. e rain or ehine, produced in the closing scenes, when | "% |the difficulties of the situation are solved by a clever discovery of Rosa. ‘This play is to be A Saturday, May & Tickets on sale at on Friday and at 8 o'clock. book store. COLONIAL THEATRE The feature picture at the theatre Is WILLFAM I LEWIS, Administrator of Estate. THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Mains8t. - - May Building ~may? g WANTED — Cheuffeurs. “sober, 2nd 1 LS maace Aked meerid en 'fi. .xicab ADS are growil in popularity. ey & - No wonder .ll“:gl’n WANT ADS | bring such good results. Let Bulletin WA . YOUR megaphone. e Byt faacme o, Neww Fritoin ADS be” ey Emye 1l 480, hovsenariin Taa o Taxtoab ? Gor. Westerty. WANTED—Two thoroughly capable Stenogrupaers, Apply Norwich m- mercial School, Shannon Building. for general two. Pacikard's 3 may2d FOR SALE WANTED — Boy to work In drug h&"}nuuh‘e at Bulletin Office. » LIGHT housckeeping rooms or board; Sc fare mot objectionable. Address A.. Bulleti; y2d R. U. 4 Fagan's Smoke Shop? L R. There cl and tobacco are kept in perfect condition in glass dustproor énd germproof cases. A trial will con- vinee U. Yours truly, A. B. Ra. mayld five years; dress Paint, Builetin. may: FOR SALE—Full blooded White P. R. cockerel and six hens; also second- hand buggy. Address B., 56 School mayid 5 “FOR SALE Fifty O I C. Chester White ples § weeks oid. price 310" a gs on approval 2% Phone 45-35 Raymond C. Kok- F.D.1 __mayid Position as mai WANTED — nurse; $12 a week. Phone 627-2. mayld work. George v lar _25¢ dinnérs at the Columbien Town E;\p\'luse. Franklin Square, or the Lenox House, Main_St. mayid LADIES—While on your shopping trip in Norwich during Merchunts' week, you are cordially invited to use the parlors of the Columbian House or man for general farm G. A. Jancks, R. apr2fd WANTED—Second hand tools, curios, antiques, etc.; highest cash price. Write or call Ward's, 44 Water St. apr24d WANTED—A i ALY topay, the Lenox House as a waiting room or resting place. mayéd second toor ey Boid new et. - Sultable for lig ng. Will finish to suit party, pair of Toledo meat scales for sale. | Gail &t 5 Grove street, or phone 11 O Five room tenement, all cnces, with® or without barn; square, troiley stops of H. Burchman, o9 2 aprzia ' “FOR_RENTLower lenement, 593 Main st.; five rooms, all improvements, n apriod_ TO LET—A do rs apartment of five rooms, with bath and modern con- veniences, at 443 Main St.; a nice yard with this rent. Inquire upstairs. apr2id "0 RENTLA furnished room for light housekeeping. 27 Division St. _aprild FURNISHED . ROOMS, with modern improvements. 5 Washington Street apr20d TO RENT—Furnished rooms; aiso housekeeping. 78 Sciacol St. Telephone 522-13 aprzud TO RENT — An apartment of seven rooms in The Marion, steam heat, jan- itor service and continuous hot water furnished; also an apartment of eight rooms in Tne Huntington, 170 Broad- way, one Ol the finest in Norwich. In- quire of Shea & Surke, Main St. aprisd TO RENT—Newly furnished rooms, modern conveniences, at The Seymour, 84 Franklin St. Phone 1043-2. apri2d TO RENT—On Washington St., upper and lower tenements. ‘Inquire J. Brad- ford. Bookbinder, 108 Broaaway, 8 a. m., 5 p. m. aprid TO RENT—Five room tenement, all modern improvements, 154 West Main St. Inquire George Greenberger, 40 Franklin St mar3la R RENT-—Furnished rooms, con- venient for light housekeeping; ail co: veniences. 2§ Winchester St. mar24d WE BUY and sell furniture of all kinds; also make the famous Toll feather mattress from your old bed and pillows. 8. Zelinger, Breed Bldg., 4-6 Main St., Norwich. Tel 1022-5, apr2zd ‘WANTED—Married man on fa: to raise hay and potatoes. 169 Franklin St. apr22d SPINNERS wanted; woolen. Apply FOR SALE—Young Jersey Gow; great Dbutter maker; suitable for family. Ad- dress Box 53, South Canterbury. may4d FOR SALE—Two 0ol tables, one casih register and. show cases. Fred Nal 4, Box 66, Norwich. may4d “FOR SALE A Cyphers 390-cgg in- cubator. Tel. 1343-5. may4d TO RENT—Farm, 110 acres, two miles trom city, on trolley line. Write Farm, care Bulletin Co. teb2sd THE BRONSON. 1z Durkee Lane, rear of Bulleiin building. Furnished rooms to let. lnquire basement. TO RENT—Stors at 61 Franklin St Inquire st Bulletin Office. decidd oy FOR SALE One model G35 Buick 7 seven-passenger touring car, best pos- Sible conaition mechanically’ siip Gov- Pawcatuck Woolen Mills, Westerly, L pr2i a WANTED—A general housewor! be a good cook. A ford Smith, South apr20d WANTED—Summer boarders at Hiil- crest farm. For particulars address Mrs. Theo La Jess, Spring Hill, Mans- field Center, Conn. apriza . WANTED—Experienced warpers and learners. West Side Silk Mill. aprid MEN-WOMEN wanted; government jobs; 375 to $150 month; write immedi- ately for list positions now obtainabi Franklin Institute, Dept. 35-0., Roches- ter, N, Y. apr3d FARMERS—We want you to get money’s rth on fertilizers. We handl P. Armour’s high grade fish and potash and Frisble’s high grade, at a very low gice; also all kinds of seeds. " Call reeneville Grain Co. Phone 326-5. maz30d . BOARDERS wanted in a good famlily, nice.neighborhood, central to clty, im- provements, reasonable prices. Inauire ‘mar28d competent girl _for no washing; must 1y to Mrs., Gi indham, bumpers, oversize tires and onme ra, and meny other accessories; very attractive ; price. Garage. - Inquire Imperial may3d FOR SALECottagé of Seven rooms, steam heat, electric iights, fruit, barn, for_$2,000, near Thermos.. Mrs, James G. Ringland, 44 Bentley Ave. i FOR_S. miay3d me 1914 Ford touring . Peckham, 4 62 Shetucket St. FOR SALE—Ccttage, with six rooms, barn and garage, in a good locality, convehient to trolley: price is attrac” tive. John Olaf, Yantic, Conn. Box 182. FOR SALE—Three young new milch cows. L. A. Norwich Town. Phone 1186-2. may2d FOR SALE—Desirable building lots both sides Haughton Cove. G. P. Coates, Norwich, Conn. may2d FOR SALE—A counter soda fountain. .-\dd!ressd Box 200, Taftville, Conn. a; may2d your dle good Fenton, ers, Hampton, Ct. R. F. MAKE your shopping days pleasant riage painter. Good|ones while in Norwich during. Mer- iy v O N‘gr&fl’g chants’ week by eating one those at this office. Two Chambermaids Wanted at The Mohican Hotel New London 7 FOR SALE—Overland 1913 in class condition, two extra tires. Chamberlain, 14 Broadway. may2d FOR SALJ ro0d mare sired by “Heir at Law” bred to “Peter Egan”; due to foal June 1st; country ana city broke; has a mark 220 1-2; gentle and kind disposition. A Wood, Amston, Conn. A apr2sd FOR SALE at a bargain. Black walnut and ash desk: 9 1-2 feet long, 2 1-3 feet wide, 6 5-6 feet high; three drawers; plate’ glass front. D. B. Spalding, Stonington, Conn. apr28a tf FOR SALE—Good pigs. Oliver Downs, Brooklyn, Conn. Phone 37-4. FOR SALE Cheap, one 1912 T, B. Jeftrey Co. touring car, Rambler model, d_order, roomy and commodious; first . A WANTED CARD STRIPPER, SAXTON WOOLEN CORP, BEAN HILL MILL. F. State of Cofinecticut Wants trained nurses, attendants; and experi- enced men/and women for many non- competitive positions in the civil ser- vice paying up to $40 per month and maintenance at institutions and else- where; married couples are often called for; send for circular and apply for enrollment for position you cen fill. State Civil Service Commission, Capitol,| Hartford, Conn. ‘mayld BOYS WANTED MUST BE OVER 16 YEARS OF AGE. APPLY AT ONCE. VERSAILLES SAN. FIBRE MILLS, VERSAILLES, CONN. GIRLS WANTED MUST BE OVER 16 YEARS OF AGE, APPLY AT ONCE VERSAILLES SAN., FIBRE MILLS, VERSAILLES, CONN, WANTED--WEAVERS . Apply To JOSEPH HALL & SON Trading Cove GIRL LEARNERS WANTED Will pay $5 per week while FALLS CO. G $. C. W. LEGHORN ol?u:hhk. WANTED [He-siiib iyt i 10 General Housework Girls, 3 Cham- bermaids, 12 Farm Hands, 25 'Laborers, 12 Milkers. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESBRO _ | Central Building, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE—Ice cream freezers, ice crusher, cedar tubs, steel cans, pulleys, belting, spoons, plates, fruit and ex- tracts, ‘all in good condition. 349 West Main. Phone 735-4. Mrs. Geo. 4. Lewis. apr FOR SALE—About 25 loads of good loam. George B. Fellows & Co. 36 Lake St. City. T10d COWS FOR SALE CHEAP—Regis- tered and grade Ayrshire: Joung mew milch with calves. Telephone 1884-13. Edw. O'Brien, Mohegan. R. F. D. No. 7. Norwich: aprsa HEILLO, Poultryman: Konemah Poultry Yards talking. Do your hens eat eggs? Send 50 cents for a bottle of Konemah Specific No. 2. Stops the trouble at once. mar26d FOR SALE—Yantic Westfarms offer young horse, seven Alredale pups, fresh cow, bull calf, Studebaker farm and delivery wagons. Tel. 111-8. - marl7d FOR SALE—1914 King roadster in good condition, self s .er, el o lights. , Can be seen at the Jordan Auto Co., Willimantic. L. C. Dimock. apr2od FOR SALE—Farm of 17 acres, good 6-room house, 2 barns, large henhouse, beautiful trees, near trolley 1% miles from city, Inquire of F. P. rown, Pleasant Valley Road, City Line, Willi- mantie. 3 apr20d FOR SALE —Grocery horses. James M. Young and Son. apr27d FOR SALE—White Laghorns ahd I Red baby chicks, ex% for teh ing and breeding _stock. Phone 1027-12 Geo. W. Adams, Yantlc, Conn. Mr. FOR SALE—New milch cow five years oid that is now g about 16 quarts of milk a day. liam D en, Uncasville, Ct. ut W x 123. FOR SALE—Twelve milk cows. In- quire 169 Franklin St aprisd FOR RENT_From March 1st, & 12- at g-Cove. ~ Apply lvery, $8 r_ 100; hatching. eag! 100, 15 75c, postpaid; sat- Stion Cenatagteed, | Plcashnt. View Poultr: Leonard Bridge. Conn. Tolophbne 4315 Labanon. = apri>TuThS - FOR SALE. garly new. L. J. Mehn a& ‘el. 63-2. mar2lTuThS it%|DR. ‘F. e 10 per 100; chicks for June |’ ‘White Berkshires, %orn.?urd EM' FURNISHED ROOM — Centrally lo- cated. Em:na Morse. 18 Union St To Rent SEVEN ROOM COTTAGE HOUSE Bath, Steam Heat and EXCELLENT LOCATION $25 per month N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Street - FARM OF 120 ACRES TO RENT RIGHT IN TOWN Inquire of JOHN DODD, 202 Boswell Avenue THOMAS J. DODD, 99 Cliff Street TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room cot- tage, 83 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond; sown fower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors, plumbing and beat. Rental $350. Others $200 to $4000. Send for dooklet. FRANK W. COY, “esterly, R. L FOR SALE 50 ACRE FARM For $1,400 Cash New house of six rooms, surround- ed by beautiful shade trees, Farn 16x30, one hennery 8x12, two scratching sheds, 60 (will bear this season), 1% acres strawberries (will be in fruitage this Spring), % acres asparagus (will cut 200 Ibs. dail ‘an income getter). school ana church; I stone and machine Send for latest catalogue. Just issued Choice of 400. Nothing like it in all New England. + WILLIAM A, WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St., Wester! . Te hone 365 Offices 110 “West 34th St., New York Telephone 2998 Greeley » R L Contractors and Builders Dealers in Masons’ Building Supplies. W. HOLMS, Dentist -~ LOST AND FOUND b3 ontalaing T of & “hk Btockl eward, T Bt ings. 3 Egvflfin Gor " - maysd = : !W»fllo' and e time: -plenty in. this ‘world to 1t youll onsy keap o m mouth turned up. IMMY’S POINT OF VIEW. Who do_he look lak? <chile @dat Ah hol °n me Ynlum, he w: alks, whe lets him, Roun’tiver in 46 shads of dia fros. He foller his. in de WS Sl saacy ot n er isc] Wid @ smile on Bis mout 50 S, Be’:-;oc ‘his ma’s color an’ skin, Jes” as white an’ creamy as mill, An” de same yailer hair in gurls, Y Lak hern, dat-is softer dan silk. ,~ His pa an’ him's got de same He shows ‘em as fast as he Dey gits dey own way wid laf Ah nussed 'em bofe. an A He's 1ak his pa an’ his'm: dat knows. ‘em s mammy, s mel P. Haden, | 2 ’M'n. n Southern Wom- THE KALEIDOSCOPE Italy’s national emblem is the Hly, Great Britain's first submarine cost' $176,000. 5 - Holland has 100 soap fa ducing 10,000,000 et e pounds a. year. i g There were more than 2,500 battles and skirmishes during the civil war. An artist once inted lobster in a xflctu?: of Gunpowder was used by the C! in the year 80, and paper 220‘3.’“&‘.“‘. Experiments in France have #hown ;::rt. sulphur is a valuable soil fertil- In the course of a year about species of birds are. Imported into”ng country. The honey and wax production of the United States is 1 - 000 a year. ot The forestry service has found sev- eral substitutes for spruce in ufacture of paper. % e The Bank of England, stands on a site valu It is three acres i narea. Londo at $35,000,000. A fumigating boat, used in har- bor oj Hamburg to rid l‘::omln‘ ships 6f rats, has been known to kill :;\l)re than 900 rodents on a single ves- The North Sea is the greatest fish- ing ground in the world. and deeciis the great activity of the fishermen there seems to be no d The caton iminution of company will exploit a in Venezulea, tI waters of :'v’htl:h are so strongly impregnated potash salts that th used locally as a fertiizer = o T Recent investigation seems to proye that Bahia, Brazil, is the oldest city | on the American continent, having | been founded in 1549, or 35 years be- fore St. Augustine, Fla. Females of the Australlan wild tur- key lay their eggs in common nests, holding half a bushel or more, cover them with soil and decaying vegeta- | ble matter and jeave them for the heat of decomposition to hatch. HUMOR OF THE DAY “What is your idea of success?” It'’s everything some one else has done that I .wish I coud have done myself."—Detroit Free Press. “That woman across the way treat her husband like a dog.” o e On e e ‘Oh, he es it. She’ always feed- fDnega]&nd petting him—Cleveland Plain er. Nipp—The verminform appendix seems to be one thing in the world that is absolutely useless. ‘Tuck—Useless? Why, it has . kept thousands of doctors from starving to death.—Life. Mrs. Hirah Offen—Supposing Brid- get, 1 should deduct from your wages the cost of all the dishes you broke? Bridget—Shure, mum, it’s meself 'd be like the dishes.—I ton Transeript. “I understand your husband has equipped his fact()y with a pulmotor, Mrs. Nurich.” they handle so much heavy freight, don't you know.”—Buffalo Express. “And you have had the same serv- ant for two years?” ° “Yes,” replied Mr. Crosslots, “She says she doesn't believe in cl after she has gone to the trouble of teaching the family her ways.”—Wash- ington Star. “When you bought your motor-car I dare say you thought it would give you a great deal of pleasure?” # “‘Oh, yes,” replied the unhappy mo- torist. “I Awas deceived by a =m- 3 tongued salesman. I have since covered that it forces me to con- tribute generously to the incomes of & large number of people for whom I have no affection whatever.”—Bir. mingham. Age-Herald. The fussy woman 5 the - undressed K0 sloves while: the weary clerk answered queries. X these gloves wash?" asked the ‘woman. A “They will wash in a solution,” re- phied the clerk. kN « ““Are they guaranteed fiot o shrink?" asked the woman. % “How can you guarantee undressed kids not to shrink _ from demanded the clerk.—Cincinnati - quirer. - % ¥ To Rid Child of Worms in that case [.