Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, January 15, 1916, Page 16

in révenge Dby killing MoNish, the jair continue in.their purpose and en- in their aid one of the powerful _societies in Chinatown. Murphy 3 Robert Cameron, & wealthy d_brother of ‘Donald, for h After several mysterious G318 ‘Robert Cameron takes refuge ‘on his yacht with his daughter’s lover. Cameron is kidnapped and Clyde, the ‘lover, goes to Chinatown seeking for clews. McNish is set_upon by two Chinamen in front of Robert Camer- E Fifth avenue house and is taken ‘the horme of his brother. Cameron finally rescued by Clyde with the ald of tha polica from the basement where had beep chainedgo the wall while was gradudlly being flooded T, two-reel Triangle Keystone on bill is called Stolen Magic, featur- Raybond Hitchcock, Mabel Nor- ‘cock even greater opportunities than first Triangle Keyetone comedy, My Valet. As a rich traveler he re- turns from India with a collection of /mu and a scroll or key to magic, . he has fiiched from a Hindu temple. His snakes and his mysterious actiops bring consternation to _the - home of Mack Sennett and Mabel Nor- niand. where he is a guest. Much hu- ‘mor is- extracted from a scene where he describes to Miss Normand his ad- ventures in gaining possession of the sacred scroll. Sennett shows the tem- ple, the dancer who comes from the fouutain et Hitchoock's call and the pursuit of the traveier by the Findus when the theft of the screll s discovered. A Hindu who has sworn o recover the parchment pursues him to the home of his host. Finally, ‘when the married couple are on the ‘verge of separation because of the magical happenings, Hitchcock returns the scroll to the Hindu and all ends e vaudeville part of the pro- . gramme includes McDevitt, Kelly and Lucy in the cleverest and funniest act in vaudeville, called The Plano Movers and the Actress. There will -be four complete shows today at 1.30, 3.15, 6.45 ‘and 8.45. GLEE CLUB CONCERT. \ Connecticut College Club Will Make ~ lts" First Public Appearance at ., Slater Hall. * Much interest 1s belng shown in the concert to be given by the music de- e Connecticut _ college of lew London at Slater Imll on Wed- the «college, which will be assisted by Miss Ashe, a student in volce, Mr. Bauer, planist, and Mr. Fred- ne. has been fortunate in careful Seming o8 ahe musio department, Prof. olphe Coerne, a teacher of Dr. ' Coerne, who ted with highest honors from Akademie der Ton- in Munich, later received his D, from Harvard, and his Mus. D. ©Olivet college. 'He has been in- _fsummer session), director and profes- sor of music at Olivet college, director and professor of music at the Univer- sity of Wisconsin. He is the composer of opera, organ and pianoforte pieces, chamber music, songs and He is also the auther of The of Modern Orchestration, Bauer, instructor in at the ability, puptl of Josery, % Znd Stojowsic = Frederick Weld is already well >plo | are 3 , ;. rvice at 6.15, subject, How Christian § Went to the Moslem World. At Trinity Episcopal chursh thers ‘will be holy communion at 9.30 a. m., morning prayer and sermon at 10.30 l.n’g evening prayer and address at 7.30. At the Central Baptist church the pastor, Rev. Joel B. Slocum, D. D,, will preacti morning and evening. Moining cubject, A Master and His Methods. .| Evening subject, Hezekiah—=A National At the Baltic Methodist Episcopal church the pastor, Rev. Charles Smith, will conduct the services. ~Morning subject, Some Great Things—What Is the Greatest? Sunday school at noon. The_International = Bible Students’ Association (Norwich class) holds ser- vices in 'W. C. T. U. hall, 35 Shetucket street. Class meets for Bible study ‘Snllmday morning. Topic, The Narrow ay. At Mt Calvary Baptist church, preaching at the morning service by Rev. J. H. Dennis. Bible class and Sunday school at noon. Bible and Lit- erary at 3.30. Preaching at the even- ing service by Capt. Phillips. * At the Broadway Congregational church the pastor will preach in the morning. The afternoon service will be omitted and the congregation will join in the union service at Trinity Methodist church in the evening. At the Second Congregational church, morning worship, “with _sermon and hymn for the children. Sunday school at noon. The evening service is omit- ted on account of the union service in Trinity Methodist Bpiscopal church. sl mry At the Church of the Good Shep- herd, Universalist, Rev. Joseph _F. Cobb wil! preach on the_subject, The Relation of the Heart Toward God. seen in an exquisitely tender portrayal of a very difficult part, and the ex- cep! iy strong backing of Muriel Ostrithe and Grace Washburn, togeth- er with a cast of gigantic proportions, makes of this splendid story a wonder- tul reality. Coming Monday to the Colonial is the sensational Stop Thief, a five-reel Cohan & Harris farce, in which is featured Mary Ryan, the creator of the leading Tole, assisted by Harry Mes- tayer and superb cast. Bear in mind, there is a new and big five-reel fea- ture at the Colonial theatre every day. This bill to be equalled only in the largest metropolitan cities. AT THE AUDITORIUM. Still Another Excellent Bill Coming Monday, Including Mary Pickford in Esmeralda. ‘Wizner's Animals, the greatest ani- mal act in vaudevilie, will be the fea- ture vaudeville attraction at the Audi- torium the first three days of next week. In the act are 10 dogs and 12 funny monkeys, all of which are un- usually well tralned ana do some very original fs.” ' In the act is the Charlie Chaplin monk which you have read so Mol about in'the papers for the last year.. This monk is a big fellow: hps.all of Charlle Chaplin's Feinie: o ecfi:’n, including * wallk,: says it is worth a di to see this monk per- form alone, and that it is one of the funniest _exhibitions ever: seen on the orr Monday's. bl Sias, ncuding Ciad: on Monday’s ] - adioli, a very. character singer, and Joe Burns, who does a very funny ‘monologue and comedy song specialty. On the, ploture rogramme for Mon- day and Tuesday will be Mary Pick- ford in Esmeralda. In the title W ‘Esmeralda the screen’s mos star attains the greatest heights she has ever reached in all the years of her phenomenal suc- cess as’ the world's most prominent motion picture Revivalist, the last in the series, Mod- ern Messages from Men of Old. Sun- day school and the City Bible ciass for men at noon. B. Y.P.U. at 6.30 p. m. PRESIDENT FAUNCE OF BROWN REJECTS PREPAREDNESS PLAN Says No College Man Should Accept the Law of the Jungle as the Law of Life. $ Providence, R. T, Jan. 14.—President ‘W. H. P. Faunce, of Brown univer- sity, speaking to the students at chapel exercises today, rejected the popular idea of preparedness and_ declared that a better way than war must be found to_win nationals. “No college man,” he said, “should accept the law of the jungle as thé law of life” He said that the best idea yet advanced was that of the League (o Enforce Peace, one of whose purposes was the formation of inter- national law. Because from 3,000,000 to 4,000,000 tons of potatoes‘rot every year in Germany, the government is fostering the erection of drying plants. OLD-TIME REMEDY - MAKES PURE BLOOD Purify your blood by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. This medi- cine has been and stillis the people’s medicine hecause of its reliable character and its wonderful success in the treatment of the common dis- eases and ailments—scrofula, ca- tarrh, rhevmatism, dyspepsia,’ loss of appetite, ‘that tired feeling, general debility. Hood’s BSarsaparilla has been tested forty years. Get it today. FOR SALE NEW YORK COW. CARLOAD WILL ARRIVE TUES- DAY, JAN. 18th. JAMES H. HYDE, North Franklin Telephone 21-4, Lebanon, Ct. FARM FOR SALE. Situated in North Stonington, three miles from Norwich and Westerly trol- ley, near schoolhouse and churoch, con- sisting of about 160 acres of land, with 9-room house and necessary buildings, all new. Immediate on. Owner does not live in North Stonington is the season for selling. Basy terms. Quire of BT BOTTON, R F. D rwich, or telephone 1861- ATUOTION NOTIOH. Taken by virtue of an execution to me directed, and will be sold at public vendue to the highest bidder at the public signpost in the Town of Norwich 14 days after date, which will be on the 2dth day of January, 1916, at 1.30 o'clock in ‘the afternoon, to satisfy said_execution and my fees thereon, the following property, to wit: Lot of cigars, cigarettes, tobacco end pipes, lot of pads of afl sizes, all kinds of school supples, lot of candy, Christmas and Fourth of July toys, lot of maga- zines and novels, revolving card hold- ors, newspaper dnd magawine holders, one icebox, table and racks, cash res- ister, rolitop desk, show cases, silent salesman, paper and envelopes,’ chairs, playing cards, all kinds of puzzles ai games. inks of all kinds, wax paper, matches, baseball goods, crepe paper, Dustbane, one flle case, step ladder, ., ete. Dated at Nomwich, this 10th day of January, 1916. GEO. W. ROUSE, Constable. LOST AND FOUND LOST—Fridey, between Presto; and Rock SL.,M 5!6‘ a e u“. Wil finder leive at Rev. L. M. Kenes- ton’s, Preston City, or 16 Rock St. and recelve 3 oW _Buglish seticr, ana colar, no name, 50 No, ‘50801 or 30803; réward. Dr. 3. enite: Jowets Gy Yanisd LOST—A coTH - m Y T Conn. el §76-2 Wintnantie. - janisd LOST—A mediuz size ] or, wwith troni n‘éfi;fi# Sanita " "Weav'e!s Wanted Free Employment Bureau GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager Central Bldg. - Broadway FOR SALE FOR SALE BUILDING LOTS on Greene Ave. and Cedar St. For particulars and prices address gn:u on H. H. GALLUP, Norwich, FARM FOR SALE The Moses K. Standish Farm Located in_Ledyard, three minutes’ walk fromShewville' trolley station, containing 120 acres, large house and barn. JOHN TRANKLA, Admr. Bulletin Office Norwich, Conn. Telephone 35-2 FOR SALE SEVEN ROOM COTTAGE HOUSE Electric lights, steam heat, sot- tubs, large lot, in fine location. PRICE . $3,300 N. TARRANT & ¢, 117 Main Street, Norwich FOR SALE $=2,000 Farm of about 45 acres land, 20 tillable land and balance pasture and woodland; house has six rooms and In_ good 'condition; there is also a barn. This farm is located in the Town of Preston and four miles from Franklin Square, near the state road. One-half of pur- chase price can remain on mort- FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Building, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE The very desirable property known as the Walter H. Woodworth home- stead, 208 West Thames St. = Will be sold very reasonable. For full partic- ulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker. Franklin Square, Norwich. FOR SALE Finely located 10-room resi- dence, No. 20 Fairmount Street. Modern conveniences, stable, garage or carriage house on the Ppremises. Price reasonable and terms easy. THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main Street Phones 724 474-3 ~SALBSMBN—For advertising sy: 5 Hare theairer ble commissions; jomt free, _The “Afoo- Transporta- on sidg, Chicage, T~ Jawibd ton' Bide, Chicago, UL~ jumisd collectors wanted, pets S lest ,s::';ifiw ent; good’ i ks ‘goods to . Dottor than reguiac ; send for particulars and Mason Company, § ven, Conn. T WANTED Salesme town in New Londom Co. opportunity te today. Rochester, N. Y. and contains chapters on the question, sex rel children; babl hyglene, and all dlesises. First appli- cants get exclusive territory. Address Nteros, Mwmet an Numle, K- BITHER —Aadress postal cards at home evenings; $15. weekly easily made; full instructions 10c. The Miller Co.,’ “duunne Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. jan I AINT found that Cobweb Corner ad. vet. Do you see it from where you DO _YOU WANT 2 position for 1ife, with big pay, short hours and sure ad- vancement? ‘Then work for Uncle Sam. My free illustrated book D, K. 638 tells how tg get an appointment. - Barl Hop- kins, Washington, D. C. Jan1SW cart, at WANTED—A {004 dump once. Tel. 1203-3. Janidd sweepers to T WANTED—Carpet pair; rubbers Cyco springs, ball bear- In; brushes renewed ~and ed. E. A. Aubrey, 22 Summer St. WANTED Men who have had e: perience as gun barrel straightene! good wages and good working con: tions for men experienced and capable of gualifying. Write telling about your- self, giving experience, references and wages_expected. Addross Secretary, 210 West Washington Square, Philadelphia. Apply by letter only. Janidd _Like almost everyons in Nor- wich we belicve you often take ad- S of BULLETIN WANT But the point we make is, if BULLETIN WANT ADS are good, OFTEN in’ filling wants, why aren’t they good ALWAYS for such wants? If you have a phone, use the phone in ‘sending in your ad. If you have no phone, use the corner mail box. N ANY WAY s a good way to send in your WANT AD, if that way gets it to The Bulletin Office. Call 480 S cents aline B e Lo Lo Lon Lo Lo Bore Lo FOR SALE AH! Here it is! Why does a fish have fins? Why,_ to make up for its lack of feathers! ~Yours truly, Cobweb Corner six_Tor 25c clgar. Fagin's Smoke Shop. n: FOR SALE—A ten-room house, with barn and about an acre of land, within one mile of Voluntown. Appiy’ to Mrs. Willam Snyder, 15 Lincoln Ave. West- erly, R. L Janisa WANTED — A good second hand standing office desk. The Plaut-Cad- den Co. Janidd I GUESS its over the next column. WANTED—Several tons of stock hay. Address Box 513, Norwich Postoffice, and state price. Jjan13d n FOR SALE—A lot of hens and chick- ens, also thoroughbred S. C. Brown Leghorn cockerels and hens and Light Brahmas. Tel. 1891-23, Mrs. Damiel 5. Guile, R. D. 6. n158ThS FOR SALE—Model 39 Moon touring car, - mechanically A-1; new Holland feed mill. H. Newton, 8. Canterbury, Ct. Janisd S 2180’ two oottages At ; O BENT _Four nice Dase op West 686-13. re at 61 TO RENT_Sto: i Inquire at Bulietin Office. decisd TO RENT—Low. Poer tene- ment at 863 North Main St Appis ot office. The Norwich Beit Mg, Co, ac. FOR SWashington SL: Al Coavemiehoes and sicam heat inquie of isaac S Jones, Insurane o > ards Building, 91 Main St ROVISS TO RENT—Three tenemin E) fooms sach. latest improvements, 158 West Main St. lnquire Geory berger, 41 Frankiin St octisg” FURNISHED rooms, $1.50 up, 38 U “:»g{"a‘“ conveaiences. Puone 1192-2. 4 - TO WENT—The best of city for doctor or lawwve: nished rooms. J. B. Lucas, Central Building. sepid FURNISHED ROOM — Centrally lo- cated. Em:na Morse, 18 Union St TO RENT Shop in rear of Bottomley house on North Main street, fronting on packing house row, with entrance. from North Main street. Electric power, lights and gas. Apply at office of Norwich Belt Mfg. Co. FOR RENT The offices and rooms, with large vault, recently eccupied by the Shore Line Electric Railway Co. in the Thames Loan & Trust Co. building, Shetucket strest, on main floor and above. AMOS A. BROWNING, Receiver. es in this also fur- HAVE YOU a carpet sweeper you wish to exchange for a vacuum clean- er? Call at The Fanning Studios, Broadway. Janl WANTED—Several more quick, 500d appearing girls to complete class of learners in halr, face and_scalp treat: ment methods. 'Miss M. C. es. 306 Main St., Norwich. Tel. 652-4. jani0d WANTED—A reliable girl for general housework: no washing. Address Box 631, Taftville, Conn. janlid HELF WANTED — Male— Spinnen turners, solderers, rouge and . sand buffers, ragwheelers, tinsmiths, as well as a few first class men for miscellane- ous work in a nickelware steady work and highest wages; state experience. P. O. Box 914, Meriden, Conn. Jan11d HELP WANTED — Male — Platers, scratohbrushers, assemblers and in spectors in nickelware factory; highest wages; state experience. P. O. Box 914, Meriden, Conn. janiid HELP WANTED Male—Tool makers, power press operators, packers, truck. ers; also men -for miscellaneaous work in_hickelware factory: highest wages; state experience. P. O. Box 14, Merl~ den, Conn. janlid HELP WANTED—Female—Girls in power press, papering and Tacquering epartments’ 0f a_nickelware factory; steady work at highest wages; write, stating experience if-any. P. O. Box 1 914, Meriden, Conn. jan1lid T BUY wrecked auto cars. Get my price by dropping me a postal and 1 will be pleased to call on you. N. L. Richolson. 259 W. Main St. ~ janild WANTED—Sewers on fancy worsteds, Apply to the Shetucket Worsted Mills Baltic, Conn. janiid WANTED —Work by practical nurse with hospital experience. Mrs. Grace Snow, 17 Pearl St, Willimantic. Tel. 421-4 Jan10d TAIN'T RIGHT—A man will walt all day for a fish to bite, but if he walts three minutes for his wife to get ready for the theatre, he hollers, Answer: Bu: him a few Cobweb Corner cigars an: he will never holler. Fagan's Smoke Shop. janiod SOMETHING new and special: One coupon free with each 25c purchase at Fagan’s Smoke shop. Ten coupons en- title you to Photo of yourself 6x10, taken and finished at Stevens' studio, Every ome should have.. photo at hofme. Come in, you'r§ ou.! Fagan's Smoke Shop. jansd ARDERS WANTED at the Nor- wich House, 52 Main St. Jansd ‘WANTED—A tenant for the Ledyard town farm from March 1st, 1916. Apply to Charles A. Gray, First Seiectman, R. D. 1, Norwich, Conn. Jansa MEN-WOMEN wanted; $76 month; government jobs; vacancies constantly; write for list positions now obtainabl Franklin Institute, Dept. 35-L., Roches- ten.- N. ¥. 3 Janid GIRL HELP wanted in finishing de- partments of ~the American Thread ‘'ompany’s Willimantic mills. Apply at office. decsid WANTED—A first class surveyor to mark and take away lumber from steam sewmill; steady work and good C. T. Crane. Mansfield Center. dec28d JUST ARRIVED. I have just returned from the west with 23 Horses that I bought direct of the farmer, I have some extra good Hors suitable for all purposes, weighing from 1100 to 1700. Come and see them. Prices right. SLMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 536-2. FOR SALE Several FINE FARMS near E. A. PRENTICE 88 Cliff Street dec27a WANTED—Raw furs, at H. A. Heob- mer's every Saturdsy. A. C. Bennett. ec: WANTED-—Antique furniture an silver: good pric 55 Franklin St. old id. A, Bruckner, T 1i1-5 ‘may2ed | OFFICE MAN A reliable man to work on books in a mill office. Reply in own hand- writing, giving experiente and refer- ences in first letter. - Address Immediate, care Bulletin. ACCOUNTANT A "good position is open for a younsg man ‘about February. State salary de- sired and references. Application must be written by applicant. Address Box 666, care Bulletin Cb. Stampers, ne! 1 g ite Metal Hol : : m% 52| Thompson, 2 % FARM for sale; the John N. Perrin homestead, one mile north of West miles from Putnam; consists of 157 acres land, §0od build- ings; must be soid to setrie the estate. Marcus® A. Covell, Executor, North Grosvenordale, Con Janisa HOUSTON'S NURSERIES Loy us send you our new spring catalogue; it's free fo everybody. 1t teils you about our fresh dug trees and how you can save money and: receive a guaranteed square deal. Whatever you want for the fruit garden or orchard, we have it. Don't buy until you see it. Write to- day. Houston's Nurseries, Mansfield, Coni Jan13Ths LICE — They cannot live on a bird treated with Kon ., Lice Remedy, send 50c and try a botsje, postage paid. Konemanh _Pouitry Yards, 456 West Main 'St.. Nocwich, Ct JeltTuThs FOR SALE—S. C. R. I. Red cockerels, and 8. C. White Leghorn puilets. Lewis Latham,” Griswold, Conn. janiZWs FOR SALE — Fruit trees, roses. shrubs, fall bearing strawberry plants $1.50 per 100, apple trees 1sc up, peach 8¢ up. pear, plum and cherr. cholce stock’ and’ delivered: stock watering tanks and heaters, new and second- hand engines, Robertson's stanchions, Lordon barn outfits, water systems, all kinds farm machinery, Edison brand agricultural lime, hardware specialties. W. L. L. Spencer. Phone $9-2, Lebanon, Conn. janld FOR SALEParlor organ, will _ex- change for stove wood; one horse, Con- cord buggy and top buggy, wilk sell at 2 reasonable price to rignt parties;’bne handsome ~Ancona cockerel, _perfect comb. J. C. Young, Yantic, R. D. 1. Tel. 1854-1%. Janldd FOR SALE—One-ton Sanford truck, 1913, in running order; will make good deiivery medium for any business; rea- son for selling, dissolution of partmer., ship; last and Oniy price, $200; call and' see it. Dayville Coal and Grajn Co. Deyviile Conn. _ Tel. 215-2, Danielson: jan FOR SALE—EIght room cottage, all modern improvements, near sait water, five minutes to trolley or steam road, three years old, cost with land $3,000, will sell for 32,400, $1,300 on first mort- l‘fll;:. $500 on second mortgage and 3500 cash. - For Sale: Ten room house, one acre of land and a water frontage on the Mystic river of 250 feet, one of the few water fronts for sale; sale price $1,700. For Sale: One of the best farms in S. E. Connecticut; 26 acres, one large and one small house, lands all cleared, produces with other garden truck 60 tons of hay per year; sale price $7.000, of which $3,000 can remain on mort- Bag farm about ten minutes’ walk from trolley or steam road. &n‘e— spondence and inspection solicited. George ¥ Costello, West Mystic, Conn. jan: FOR SALE—An Overland touring car, model 59, electric lights, self starter, mechanically A" No. 1; will sell right. W, D. Crawford, Voluntown, Box §. Jjan13a FOR SALE—One incubator, 200 €8 size, one cook stove, one small heater. Call Saturday afternoon or Sunday, fourth house below R. R. Statlon, Yan- tic, or write Box 69, Yantic. jani3d FOR SALE_My Overland _touring car, in first class condition; reason for seliing, bought large Studebaker. C. A. Chamberlain, City ch. Jan13d FOR SALE 1914 model T Ford tour- ing car, spiendid condition every way, registered in Conn. for 1916, price $17. Sugarbrook Farm, Central Viliage. Phone $1-2, Moosu Jani3d w_with calf. F, H FOR SALE—Col Fanning, Jewett City. Janidd FOR SALE—1913 _4-cyliader Buick truck, all new non-skid tires and new tubes. We will demonstrate the me- chanical condition at any time. There are several Buick trucks in use in this vicinity, and all are giving entire sat- isfaction. The Imperial Garage. > janl3d T NOW IS THE TIMB to buy a second- hand car. You can buy now, store the gar till spring and etill save money. rosdeters, at The Iz o T perial o FuR RENT A very choice modern apartment, steam heat furnished, located two min’ utes’ walk from Franklin Square. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker. Franklin Square, Norwich. " TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room cot- tage 3 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond: sown Hower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors, plumbing and heat. Renta! $330, Others $200 t0 $4000. Send for bdooklet. FRANK W. COY, esterly, R. L TO RENT. One-half of a double house, 8 rooms, 19 Oak St., can be occupled right away; also for sale, three good farms. Tel 169-3. Inquire for particulars. A. T. GARDNER, dec30a 15 Oak St. FOR SALE * FOR SALE—Yantic West Farms of- fer young, sound, gentle driying horse, 10-week , fresh - cow, ‘bull calf, Studebaker farm and business wagon. Tel. 111 decdd FOR SALE—Bargain In large oak roll top desk, insidé finish in birdseye maple, with swivel desk chair. Can be seen between 12 and 1 or after 6 p. m. at 48 Oak St decéd I AM BUYING poultry of all kinds, Anyone having same, drop postal Samu Gellert, Colchester. Conn. BUY THIS FINE NEW HOUSE Desirable residence section, a little west of Chelsea Parade. Eight rooms ."‘,vd bath; every modern improvement. Quiet, harmonious and ple: decorations. Price $5,000. ARCHA W. COIT, REAL ESTATE The Mutual Benefit Life Agency 63 Broadway Telephone 1334 THE KELLY PROPERTY 195 North Main St. Consisting of 1 Store, 4 Tenements, 1 Cottage, Barn and a Building Lot. Price on licati Pays Well JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn, WATCH HILL BUSINESS For Sale SRS RIS at Floasant View, 1. Crooke, 730 Boswell Ave.| s saniod come, A drummer boy; all gaily dres' Wil yet n be at breast. Hark! There's his T —A. Neil Lytons, in the Bodlelas. YESTERDAY. Say for me that, and ot esrts nambitioned, hopeless From the word 1 stood spart: Fearful of the coming night; Tited and trembling, weary, Worm, Bleeding from the restless fray, I was cheerless and. forlorn; But say, That was yesterday, Not today. Say the skies were mantled blac! Life seemed not worth Bving out; 1 was on (Mistortune’s track, Wreck and ruin strewn about: v mind and soul, All around was darkemed gray, But this moment finds me 4 For say at was yesterday, ot today. 3 e : Scems so long & time away— . Yesterday! = ew. York BEvening Sun. HUMOR OF THE DAY (Do, you believe at, first sight?” 0. That's the way I got my first husband."—Detroit ‘Free Press. “Did you put in fresh water for the goldfish, Mary?” “No, mum , they ain't drunk up what I gave them yesterday.”—Tiger. “She believes everything she is told, doesn’t she?" “Yes, indeed. Why, that woman would even believe a Jétter of recom- mendatio: Life. ' Bacon—Has your wife a cookbook? Egbert—Oh, yes. “Did you ever get anything out of 1®7 “Sure! Statesman. “In the old days the main element of a soldier was to show how to act under -fire,”” “And: nowadays, in addition, he is supposed to know how to act under water, in the earth and without air.” —Puck. “Beaufy is only skin deep.” “I consider that a wise provision of nature” |\ “Why sa?” “With that limitation the girls are kept busy, enough.” — Kansas City Journal. “Now, wife, if we are going into the poultry _business, here is an oppor- tunity. Neighbor Wombat has some hens he will sell' cheap.” “Oh, I wouldn't get second-hand fowls. Better start with new models, I say."—Louisville' Courler-Journal. Visitor—What impresses me most about your prison.is the entire ab- sence of Aren’t you afraid some of the crooks will break out? Warden of reform prison—Lord, no, the guards are eall on the outside to keep ‘em from breakin’ in.—Judge. “I see that you are warning against speculation.” “I am,” replied Dustin Sax. “But don’t you profit by the specu- lation of others “Of course. My warnings don’t stop ‘em. They'll merely think I'm envious of their superior smartness and want to keep them from making money."— ‘Washington Star. THE KALEIDOSCOPE Our exports amount to about 2 per cent. of our business under normal conditions. in love Indigestion.” — Yonkers Sediment carried to sea by the Ama- zon river can be detected 100 miles from the. coast. % In some parts of Switzerland gran- ite is so pientiful that it is used for telegraph poles. The use of the oxygen inhaler alone has made it possible to make balloon flights above ‘25,000 feet. Russian petroleum producers are experiencing - much _inconvenience from a scarcity of steel wire rope. An armored automobile bullt by a Massachusetts man has a_steel” shell so_curved that it deflect a rifie bullet from any A New York m ? for France recently with a 1,000 wooden legs. He expects to have no trouble in disposing of them, Twenty million dollars’ a year has been c\: n-nredg;ur- tourist incomse by her break wuflm results of the war. e * According to Herma al- regtor | of * gardening in _nq.yw-.m ‘0., ly one out of 150 vaeant lot gar- ens was a fallure during.last sum-