Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, January 5, 1916, Page 12

AT THE DAVIS TODAY. Mrs. et e Rk Mrs. Herbert Mitchell, filnkl‘b.l former reddcnt of Norwich Town. Birds Aapluilh sciate Winter Flod- Triangle Plays and Three Keith Vau- |§T0% deville Acts. m.mdo feature being dhmuth Devis today is Hei- um.n:-mmwwwwon Dorothy Gist. For. the completion of his education Prince Karl was sent to college at Heldelberg. There he got his first real taste of fellowship, small as it was. ‘His brother -collegians ulemfldr_rb;st himself. Whil Kathie, the daughter of an old soldier who had been wounded for the honor of his country—a girl he had once met in childhood, but had never been per- mitted to sed. Kathie was the only girl Prince Xarl had ever met. Soon he began to love her with all the ardor of youth. Life was sweet.at last. But ‘at home the country was in trouble. His “needed him to protect their interests. For diplomatic reasons the king had arranged a match between Karl and - a princess of a neighboring state. It was up to the prince to answer the call of his coun- try and do his’ duty, or glve up his lady love. Wouldn't you like to see this picture and get his decision? The Triangle Keystone is A Favorite Fool, a two reel comedy with Eddie Foy. A tornado wrecks a circus tent, which falls on Eddie Foy, the seven little Foys and Polly Moran. They poke - their heads through the rain- soaked canvas and the curtain falls on one of Mack Sennett's most laughable farces, A Favarite Fool. Foy is a “son of rest” on a farm when The Widow Wallop’s circus strikes town. He knows naught of the seven little Wal- lops when he proposes marriage to the widow and is accepted. Romance is assaileg by the knowledge of the fam- ily he has acquired and he runs away. Later he learns that a brow-beating ringmaster who has ousted the widow from the show is a villain and that the show really belongs to her. Then he returns with the papers proving own- ership, casts the ringmaster into a lon's cage and takes possession. The tornado releases the villain and he cuts the ropes that hold up the tent. A Fa- vorite Fool has many thrills in its two reels of comedy. In one of the situa- tions Foy, beset by his new wife and her brood, leaps from a Toof. He also runs an electric car’ into an auto stalled on a crossing. The veteran comedian seems sure to be ‘a great success in motion pictures. In the vaudeville programme three excellent acts are seen, headed by the Franconia Opera Co., a big scenic singing offering, Russell and Mae, two elever comedy girls, and Billy Newton, a real funny fellow that makes lots of fun. Matinee at 2.15; all seats 10 cents; children 5 cents. . COLONIAL THEATRE. The Strange Unknown, Lubin Three- Reel Mysterious Feature Film. The mammoth Lubin studio was pressed into service for this wonder- ful tale of twisted love in which a young actress falls in love with a young artist. The artist is in love with her step-sister, who resides in New York. The actress, sojourning in Burope, is the idol of a young crook named Leon. Blanche, the 88, hears of her father’s death and, hurry- ing to New York, finds that she is a beneficiary only to the extent of a thousand dollars, the step-sister ac- quiring the entire estate with the ex- ception of this small legacy. The step-sister also has acquired the love of the artist. Holding both of Blanche's most desired acquisitions, makes e an easy tool in the hands of Leon, the clever crook, who introduces Blanche to some of his spe- clal prescriptions, this one in particu- lar causing a strange mental disorder. Meta, the step-sister, is given secretly a potion of this prescription and soon afterwards her garments are found by the river bank and it is supposed she has committed euicide. The film tells how things are very different, and Blanche’s strange experiences in The Strange Unknown, how she overcomes evil and brings to justice the.over- ‘whelming power of the clever schemers. This“is the picture that is radically different from anything you haye ever seen, and it is bound to make a last- niolmpm.mian upon_you. ve’s Enduring Flame is the two- reel Biograph film that is on the pro- fl:flmfla today also and presents Claire cDowell and big cast. Hearst-Selig ‘Weekly completes today’s spectacular offering. AT THE AUDITORIUM. Victor Moore in Chimmie Faden and Big Vaudeville Show Today. Today will be the last chance to see the excellent vaudeville show headed by The Heiress company -of seven pretty girls and two clever male come- dians who keep things going in great shape during the 26 minutes they are on the stage. They have several changes of stunning costumes which the girls wear well, and the piece is brimful of catchy musical numbers. There are two other acts on the bill, Andrew Visoochi, an expert accordian- ist, and Harry Taylor, who does a monologue and is quite some yodler. On the picture programme today and tomorrow an entirely new set of pho- tnolpl%;“'fll be seen which w,}ll include e iversal Imp comedy By Return Male and the Paramount five reel fea- tnn_ ‘Victor Moore in Chimmie Fadden, taken from the play of the same name, and a corking comedy photoplay. Mr. Moore will be. rems here be- cause of the uxeonent impression he made when he appeared in Snobs, which was shown at this house on the | o Paramount programme some weeks ago. —_— MONEY ORDERS TO SERBIA HAVE DISCONTINUED | morning. to a tree, pu.t it under ome foot, pick out the eye of the kernel and eat it, other kernels. are hidden away in the trees, much as the squirrels hide food. . Helpful Meetings. Most interesting and helpful meet- ings are being held at the First Con- gregational church during this week of prayer. ~The subject considered on Tuesday evening was, The Work for This Church to Do. That for this (Wednesday) afternoon is, The War and Christian Progress. Affects School Attendances Mumps and grip are so prevalent in_ the schools that many parents keeping their children home for !ear of contagion; with those absent be- cause of illness the attendance is noticeably lessened. Entertainment Receipts. * Friday evening at the minstrel en- . on orM*t day %flnl. 1 a new | M: “flmhfiu i 1, th book hzlod in x-un ml“w. FOUND—A s; '-,;-r my home. H n L -1 7 Nened, ’fi-flo-\ TFOUNI evening, & hound, with tan ears, oolhr _gone. Ave. Tdephono ‘eed tire chain, Sos3. rtnd-r Jandd ll T LOST—Wi hl.vl at Bulletin Office. ST—Thursda; e Ayrshire cow. White face. . Winder notity man, Mohegan, Conn. S TounE Having sold my situated on Platn 11, Town o Norwich, two miles fro al from Bean Hill road, I will sell Public Auction at the above named place on FRIDAY, JAN. 7TH, 1916, at 10 o’clock a. m., the following personal property: 3 cows, 1 reistered Holsteln bull § years old, 1 Jersey cow, 2 two-year old heif- efi 1ving milk, T Reifor Sait & ot tertainment and oyster supper at the |t Scotland Road hall the sum received was $35. News Briefly Stated. Miss Ruth Nichols of Vergason av- | enue left Monday to join her parents who moved a few weeks ago to Prov- idence, R. I. Miss Louise Newman has left for Brooklyn, N. Y. after passing the vacation with reiatives on the New London turnpike. Miss Sarah Markham of East Hamp- ton, last week after a visit of two months with her sister, Mrs. George Peck of Plain Hill. Paul Latham of the Reservoir réad left Monday morning for Ambherst, Mass, where he is a_ student at the State Agricultural college. There was a wonderful sunrise on ‘Tuesday merning which began with rose pink, through delicate shades ot green, into blue, then a Clear sky. Mr. and Mrs. W. G. Hitchon of West Town street returned this week after visting their daughter Mrs. Harry Wright of Tufts College, Mass. The cottage prayer meeting of the First Methodist church has been ap- pointed to be held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Day on Otrobando avenue, Tuesday evening. After two weeks' visit in East Haddam with her mother, Mrs. Robert Beebe and. other relatives, Mrs. Well- ington Miner Feturned this week to her home at East Great Plain. Mrs. Charles Howard of the Scot- land road is visiting her daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Duane who recently moved from Bridgeport to the Bast Side. FUNERAL OF ASSOCIATE JUSTICE LAMAR TODAY Body Will Be Met in Augusta by Entire Membership of Bar ‘Associa- tion. Augusta, Ga, Jan. 4—The funeral of Associate Justice Joseph Rucker Lamar the United States supreme court ,wBo died Sunday in Washing- ton, will be held at the First Chris- tian church here at 9.30 tomorrow The body will be met at the train on its arrival frem Wash- ington by the entire membership of the Augusta Bar assoclation, of which Justice Lamar was for many years a member, the state supreme court and representatives of the state bar asso- ciation. Hartford—Cards have been receiv- ed announcing the marriage on De- cember 14, in San Frapcisco of Mrs. Lucille O'Hara Powell and Huntin, ton Wilson, a graduate of Yale uni- versity in the class of 1897. STOMACH MISERY QUICKLY VANISHES Almost Instant Relief from Indigestion, Yaour iy bu: ‘want it i the way lnnw’hlch ‘-l";“-dl s dr\l‘ e stores are selling Mi-o-na, t)u lei stomach prescription. This is an unusual gra.n but Mi-o-na has so much merit an 50 almost 1 variably successful in quickly rclhvlng all forms of indigestion that druggist: run little risk l‘n flAn‘l'llng' under a rul-r- antee of this kin Do _not be miserable or make your friends miserable with your dyspepsia, Mi%o-na will help you. JGet & bow ror day and learn for yourself hW easy ll is to put your out-of-order stom: Perfoct coRdition. o mOre hoarthurm: belching of gas, sourness, biliousn dizziness or thet feeling of heavin after eating. A change for the better shéuld be seen after the first few Josgs Of Mi-o- oll'lfl soon pe rfect &i- mxua’ mione E cou]d ‘be made? LEGAL NOTICES at Nb;mh A. D. lDlfl Presen: lr-tm?fl Estate of Addle in i Di TE_HELD itnin pod for o the District on the 4th day of January, Prest Charl nn‘nn Because Switzerland Has Ceased to|port: I Clarics cutaway plow, 1 w, 1 weeder, cultivators, 1 two-horse Blor: s 1 Bay loader. 1 corn' harvester, 1 grapple hay for stone drag, 1 ex- Prose ~wawon with ‘snafts and pote, 1 «nhope top buggy. ugEy, Some hartnesses, I Barnes hand and faot power saw, cuter and jig saw, 1 root cutter, hand or power. 1_McCormick owing mmihine, 1 horse Take 3 pair mowing machine wheels, 1 set (4) ru; ners for an express wagon, 1 barrél churn, 1 butter worker and butter boxes, 1 milk cooler. 3 swarms of bees, lot of hives and supers, 1 Endgate seed sower. lot of chicKen coops and jvire yards 1 Desmaines brooder, 1 iron kettlo, 1 large brass kettle 1 large water tan in boxes, 1 meal box for the house, hay in barn, a lot of oat struw, a number of large shocks corn fodder, a few bushels of carrots and turnips, 1 Richmond cook stove and pire, 1 Richmond wood burning heater, 1 piano, burea: airs beditoad and springs: 1 5 Plnnl whi auill wheel, reel and ‘swifts, a lot of old books and 'other things tco numerous to mention. If the above day should be stormy, sale will be the next fair k day. A caterer will be in at- D. W. LILLIBRIDGE, Norwich, Conn., Dec., 1915. JamiSWT — CHARGED WITH SOLICITING BRIBES AND PERJURY R. C. Wood, Retiring New York Pub- lic Service Commissioner. New York, Jan. 4—Charges of so- licitation of bribes, perjury and neg- lect of duty were filed against Rob- ert Colgate Wood, retiring public ser- vice commissioner, today by the Thompson legislative committee. The charges were forwarded tonight to Governor Whitman at Albany. Mr. Wood is accused of having so- licited bribes from the Federal Sig- nal company of Albany and lho Union Switch and Signal com; ss- vale, Pa., in return for hi lnfluenco in the determination of contracts by the down-state public service com- mission. The charge of perjury is made in regard to the testimony given by Mr. Wood before the committee. Middletown~In spite of fact that 1915 did not start out ‘prosper- ously as far as business was concern- ed, there were more marriage licenses issued in this city than in a number of years past, the total being 208. In 1914 the total was but 187, while in 1913 it was but 168. COAL AND LUMBER Free Burning Kinds and Lehigh ALWAYS IN STOCK A. D. LATHROP Office—cor. Market and Shetucket Sts, Telephone 483-12 The office of John A. Mor- gan & Son has been removed to the Davenport building, 10-20 West Main street, the old Elevator building. " MAHONEY BROS., FALLS AVENUE Hack, Livery and Boarding Stable uo our service to be the reasonable drices. Cverhauling and Repair Work of all kinds on AUTOMOBILES, CARRIAGES, WAGONS, ' TRUCKS and CARTS Mechanical Repairs, Painting, Trim- ming, Upholstering and Wood Work. Blacksmithing in &ll its branches. = Scolt & Glark Corp. 75 507 to.515 North Main St. but at he most & IPACTORY mmmm some having a n Said Diseok 't least. threo days return .h.“..--‘ u;uu‘L T AAGDS The tbun and foregoin of yocord g is _-ro._ m&nbhnk female dog, brak: a white | Fagan ' tl; RS mnmn. Conn. 'Pn You wm 2 pollu lor HO. am. tells Hop- SW firemen, rience for 150 e 3 3 monthly; e: vy Rallway, care I WISH YB & m& D, . ear, ane and aw! Smoke 162 Illhl St. STENOGRAP for, state tests at S fay. Jan 31, 1915, so as to be on'eligl & T appointmen uent op- Portunities. Hend for Information etr- cuiar and application which must flled by fioon-of Jam 17 < Btate Givil Service Commission, Roam 55, Capitol, Hartf nn. jan MEN-WOMEN wanted; $76 = mon govcrnment jobs; ncies constantl ¢ Sirite For list positions Bow obtainable! Franklin Institute, Dept. 35-L., Roches- ten, N. Y. janid GIRL m.r vi-.n:ed in fidishing de- partments of the , American Thread Commy. Winimantic mills: Apply at dec3id office. WANTED—A first class surveyor to mark [nd take away lumber from steam sawmill; steady work and good wages. C. T Crane, Mansfi 'ANTED—Men ield Center. dec! or women to sell & "“f‘ grade article of universal use; e, copater; largs profits; write for articulars. ‘haikind Supmy Co.,, 74 Asylum St., New Haven, dec24d 'WANTED—8,000 or 10,000 feet . of ood two-inch’ hickory plaik, random ulz‘tm;d A. J. Bitgood, Moosup, Conn. ecl! WANTED—Raw furs, at H. A. Heeb- ner’s svery Saturday. A C. Bennett “WANT! silver; 55 Fran ED_—Antique furnifure and old ood Bruckner, lin gt 717-3. may26d MACHINISTS WANTED |2 in manufacturing plant within fifteen miles of - Norwich; especially lathe and planer hands. Advise price and experience first letter. Address Box 222, Bulletin. WANTED Two Chambermaids, two Dish Wash- gsr four, General Hlousswork (wages $20 and $25), two Farmers. Free Employment Bureau GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager Central Bldg. Broadway Automobiles to store in our new quarters. Imperial Garage Chestnut and Willow Sts- Whyfl'otkiways? Like almost everyone in Nor- ‘wich we believe you often take ad- vantage of BULLETIN WMT ADS, ”» But the point we make is, if BULLETIN WANT ADS are good, OFTEN in filling wants, why aren’t they good ALWAYS for such wants? If you have a phone, use the phone in sending in your ad. If you have no phone, use the corner hail box. ANY WAY is a good way fo send in your WANT AD, if that ‘way gets it to The Bulletin Office. Call 480 S cents aline FOR SALE FO! SALE — Frult trees, roses, Illl'llbl, fall bearing strawberry plants 1.50 per 100, apple trees 15¢ up, c up, pear, plum and chorrilsn. choice stock' and delivered; stock watering tanks and heaters, new and second- hand engines, Robertson’s stanchions, rdon barn outfits, water Fraca ali kinds farm machinery, brand wrlcultunl line, hardware speelaitios, L. Spencer. Phone 39-2, Lebanon, Coan. Jjanld FOR SALE—One or a pair of sound horses cheap, 7 and 9 years old, one sound 1300 lb. hhrle also_wagons and harnesses. Vail, Y"m.h Leb. FOR SALE—Thoroughbred Ayrshire buil calf, mostly white, dam a_ prize- winner. Ralph C. Wheeler, Stonlngton. Phone 36 R. 6. Janb FOR sAw-Horael. wagons ..nd ha:- neremwch&p 194 W. Main jans TFOR SALE I have about 200 bushels of Green Mountaln potatoes, at 90c & bushel; also about 50 chickens for sale. Otj(o g:;u‘lerson, Jr., R. F. D. No. b, City. jan FOR SALE—Fifty R. L. Red pul|a!5. laying, $1 each. Ad ress L. 162, Baltic Conn. jandd FOR SALE—One 1913 Overland car, fully equipped, good running order. lnfulia 62 Shetucket St. C. 8. Peckham. jan FOR SALE—Good paying lunch room; good reason for selling. 59 Fjrankun ALE_Three new milch cows. 3 Fllnt. 165 Ash St, Willimantic, Con: jan3d FOR SALE Pedigreed collie pups, $5. J. D. McCulloch, N. Stonington, Ct. K. No. 2. Jan3d FOR SALE—Scoten collls pups: ‘x‘eL 13- 1 ew Jan: Am—uexxuered Holstein buu cn;x’ glllamthlck Farm, Windham, Ct. FOR SALE—Nearly new, modern 8- room, waterfont cottage, with four acres of rough land; conveniences are running water, bath, lavatory, inside tollet, sewer and electric lights; trol- ley four minutes’ walk; GPrice 31,830 one-half cash, balance Photographe. 5. Mavscn, Wiliow Pmm Casino, West Mystic, Conn. dec FOR SALE ~ YOUR. AUTOMOBILE Let me Insure it with United States Casualty Company. |5 ARCHA W. COIT, . REAL ESTATE The Mutual Benefit Life Agency 63 Broadway Telephone 1334 FOR SALE Several FINE FARMS near Norwich. E. A. PRENTICE 88 Cliff Street Consult Phone 300 JUST ARRIVED. I have just returned from the wes with 28 Horses that I bought direct of the farmer. I have some extra good Horses, suitable for all wolghing From 1300 o 1700, see them. Prices right. ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 536-2. urposes, me and dec27a FOR SALE Finely located 10-room resi- dence, No. 20 Fairmount Street. Modern conveniences, stable, garage or carriage house on the premises. Price reasonable and terms easy. THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main Street Phones 724 474-3 Neponset Shingles and all kinds of Masons Building FOR SALE_-Small cottage. upwwn, $100 cash, balance yearly as for rent. w-rnezzms “Bulletin’Otlice,” Jas. Barns, ec23. SALE—Seasoned wo. lenzm- $2 a load. Frank Foot FOR SALE—One Mitchell touring car, just overhauled, nearly new tires, first class every way; one Overland touring car, good condition and all ready run; - prices _attractive. Inquire Franklin St. J. B. swddard dec21d FOR SALE—Yantic West ter Fpuac sound, glnno ariving 0-weel fresh cow, smdebaker arm lnd business d' . d FOR SALE—BLP! in e oak roll top desk, inside finish ln birdseye maple, with swivel desk chair. Can be seen between 12 and 1 or after § p, m. &t 48 Oak St decéd ’:stlfioxfi;'l'( m — 250 nolah.flldg a regu e:vnlo “. na-uyfflnud. tor $1.90; 500 each for samples and prices tnr any printing you are in need of. The Bulletin Company, Norwich, Conn. I AM BUYING poultry of all kinds. Anyone having same, rep Dollll to Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Conn. FOR SALE The fine Apartment House, known the Huntington Flat, No. 170 Broad- ‘way, with three apartments on separate floors. HENRY H. GALLUP, AMOS A. BROWNING. ocli20WS FOR SALE BUILDING LOTS on Washington St.. Greene Ave. and Cedar St. - For particulars or call on H. H. GAI.L’J‘:.‘NOWM Conn. FOR SALE SEVEN ROOM COTTAGE HOUSE Electric lights, steam heat, set- tubs, large lot, in fine location. ‘PRICE $3,300 N. TARRANT & C9., 117 Main Strest, Norwich m’rmnnt 5 rwna.n 229 iiye upptaizs.: Heptid floor flat of six| steam el t rooms TO RENT_Store at 61 Franklin St nn\lln ot Builerin Otfice. decisd dnt atBes Moroh Manl siPPSE tens: n a "?ne.. oThe Norwicn Beit Mrs. Go, dne. rmr furnished rooms to rent, with ‘:‘o’n’zmhncu 26 Laurel Hill Ave. FOR RENT—The hrl. house No. 83 on all eniences’ and -llllll heat. Inquire ol lllle S. Jones, nsurance and Estate Agent, Rich- l.rdl Bulldln‘ 91 Main St novisd RENT—Rooms for light house- Qtrln‘ Inquire 27 Dlvulon‘:v. P'llon. To Three tememtn Tl 2 gy lm»r%'vl:m::b. 164 inauire George Green: Sisger, 41 Frankiin B t1sa FURNISHED rooms, $1.50 up. 38 Un- lon Sh all conveniences. Phome 1192-2. m- best offices in this cll‘ for doctor or lawwyer: l-ho !’Hr- ed rooms. J. , Lucas, Bullding. 3 epid FURNISHED ROOM — Centrally lo- cated. Emina Morse, 18 Union St FOR SALE $5,000 Hopkins & Allen 6% 1st Mortgage Bonds, due and payable April 1st, 1917. A most attractive short term investment. JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn. TO RENT. One-half of a double house, 8 rooms, 19 Oak St., can be occupled right away; also for sale, three good farms. Tel. 469-3. Inquire for particulars. A. T. GARDNER, 15 Oak St. TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room - cot- . 3 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Fond; sown Jower and vegetable gardens; hardwooc floors, plumbing and heat. Renta! $350. Others $200 to $4000. Send for booklet. FRANK W. COY, esterly, R. I dec30d FOR SALE WATCH HILL BUSINESS For Sale A store on leased land (long term lease), with all fixtures doing a €00d business: for sale at a bargaln. Cottage at Pleasant View. A 10-room cottage at Pleasaat View, lot 50 by 2vu, This place 1s centrally located, 5-minute walk to grolley and postotfice, and me price is very low. Inguire abou A Lot at Grotom L.-‘ Pohu Located on the water side, sandy beach, mot far from board wali. Price if taken this month is only $690. A bargain. Cottages alil around it Farms. Cholce of 400—prices from $273 to $20,000. Send for cataloguo. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, No. 41 West Broad St., Rooms 1 and 32, Westerly, R. I Phome No, 365.... . FOR SALE $=2,000 Farm of about 45 acres land, 20 tillable land and balance pasture and woodland; house has six rooms and in good condition; there is also a barn. This farm is located in the Town of Preston and four miles from Franklin Square, near the state road. One-half of pur- chase price can remain on mort- #%8% £RANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Building, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE e property 107 Me- particulars very desirable go- The xx;.uay ‘Av'. For T °f JomN A. MORAN. Real Estate and Investment Broker, sepTd Eranklin Square. For Sale Tae Stanley homestead, 21 Xappy be appre- clate - For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, - Real Estate Broker, Norwich ‘FOR SALE. P Sottage Houses, Tenement and Busi- ok, Bullding Lots, all in. de llr‘bl- loc‘ntlons List F TR prfn;:t' 4 l: ”mb-r of p-lwle lookinx for real es- tate investments. 4 F. HILL, ‘Real Estate and Insurance, Room 108, Thayer Bldg. EXCHANCE good farm; well located modern B S ea o ts, hardwood floors; owner country home. Information TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic, St yett - evermore mu-— lnu -uu l'l'l.'l all we M\IXJ‘O ;O\Il as nd e the bounds efern ‘0 retain us strange: Strangers yet! Tell not love it must aspire unoo something other—higher. v himseie oyere loved the hest rest; Rest Mva tbe ltflln and fret Of the world of strang: O LITTLE NIGHT WIND. o neu-mmsm wind, take me where » Between the wk and dawn, when h swin, ngs 1o And all the vmrld'a asle I lie awake and listen to % Give me thy hand, and let me, eoo, fly! Over the tre-—tou sweep. Over the harbor, with famt lights a- Out. e sky's edge, over- m’ owad Y “ehi Fosllfllng mlll far be‘hina_ 1 Tl iy would S %6 endten g, “'1 They must be fleet ind m S{lmm ing low with arms - -] w ." O little night wind, sadds X “‘mm”'&? Tapplng my window with Mflnrnln th‘ 1 1 Sooft 1 Hie ufl e e, nm Ana hoa.r the ivoru once more around W]'hlng 1 h‘d ne Am with you ‘9 1 H. Wolff. HUMOR OR‘_‘l_'!iE DAY . *“What is he noted. for?” “He is either a literary man or a magazine writer. I can’t rem which.”—Life. A young reporter who took his first check to the bank and was asked by the cashier to indorse.it on the bark, wrote: “I heartily indorse this check.” —~Chicago Herald. “Why is that squaw putting on so many airs?” “That squaw is some punkins. Re- gent of the Daughters of .the Aborig: ines.”—Detroit Free Press, Oswald—My- love for you is like the deep blue sea— Clarissa (for such was her name)— And I take it with the corresponding amount of salt—University of Michi- gan Gargoyles “How_about your new - stenogra- pher? 1Is she quick and accurate? “Yes, sir; she can powder her face, arrange her bracelets and fix her hair quicker than any stenographer I ever had. And do it accurately, too.”—Pittsburgh Post. On the train going out, Subbubs got into conversation with a stranger, who remarked: “I see you, are putting up a _good many new biildings.” ors yot! - %i- = buildings are the only kind iu mit up.”—Kansas City Journal Helen—Do you love me, dear? Jack—Dearly, sweetheart. Helen—Would you die for me?, + Jack—No, my pet. Mine is an um- lying love —Phn-delnhh 3 ‘Mary—*“Please, mum, I wish to notice. ™My cousin has got me a in_a munitions factory.” Mistree—“Dear me, Mary! Wal: of course you know thst # you drop shells about as you .do our crockery you won't remain long in your dhn- tion!—London Opinion. “Herbert, you weren't listening to what I said.” 6-“1;:‘1'—').\1 makes you think M r) “I uked you if you could let me have a hundred dollars and you smiied and said ‘Yes, dearest.’” THE KALEIDOSCOPE Arkansas produces the 'greater part of the natural -oil stones of this country. ®The Rassano dam, in Alberta Can- ada, one of the greatest Irrigation wdc\rlm in the world, has been complet- ed. The annual cheese production of Canada amounts to 180,000,000 pounds, of which about one-half is made in Ontario. o The coldest inhabited country is said to be a province in Siberia. The average temperature for _the entire year is 2 degrees below zero. ‘Wikki-Wikki-Pau-Aloba is the na- tional motto of Hawaii, a sentiment to ‘which none ,but the most particular can possibly take ake hny e exception. Tests of electrleq smelting at old tin- mines in Wales have shown that * the loss of metal ll about 1 per cent., as compared with § or § per cent. in former methods. The percentage of urban popula- tion in England and Wales has in- creased and that of rural dwellers decreased every time that a census has taken 1in the last half” century. A Vancouver company shipped from its quarry: om d two granite shafts, feet by 18 inches, 22 feet: long. hed te used in r and the government buildings in Victoria. Skin Mudd_;? Dull eyes, blotches and blemishes result from Sl gy i “:_a.m.,, !MN' %