Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 30, 1915, Page 12

What Is Going On Tonight vaudevilie and Motion Pictures at - naj jum. Boring Blotures at Colonial Theatrs. Vaudeville and Photoplays at Davis Change in Trolie: Schedule. Beginning this ~meorning, the - first trolley for Baltic and Willimantic will leave Franklin square at 4.55 instead of 5 o'clock as heretofore. —* Nance O’Neil Coming to the Audito- ing. rium. 5] m#, 4 < R 50¢c, 75c, $1 and $1. arrangement e | ing. A manage- a8 . By special Willlam Fox Film Co., the 3 7 COLONIAL THEATRE. ment ofthe Auditorium has secured for Friday-and Saturday of this week, 3 ; “An Intercepted Vengeance,” Big Vit- agraph Western Feature. America’s foremost emotional actress, Nance eil. . Miss OWeil will ap- pear in Princess Romanoff, a five reel W - Droguction: based on Victorlan Sar- e s rooms, $1.50 up. 38 Un. Chances FURNISHED g ton l!.1 all convenlences. Phone 1051-3. seplid 2 FOR SALE A Ford runabout, dou’s dramatic success Fedora. .The for ad o wite om ats Sondition Prics seted. lay s produced.by Fra owell, d capaBle, let the largest. nl - O e & Fool There s vl mavE fn"Basiern Comnecticut mentioned Inguire Frisbie's Garage. of'a certain Jim Henson, and rancher, who.is in love with the hter of the agency storekeeper. also the object of the ardent admiration of the young east- erner'who is a_clerk, in the store. The bad .man catches the pair in the act of eloping, .and capturing them de- clares he will have revenge at 6 o'clock that night. In the meantime, however, he has fallen into the hands of ‘the red men, who to pay him for shooting their most valuable pony have tied him hand and foot, and attach- ing him at the length of a rope, have lashed the horse into a mad _gallop and when 6 o'clock arrives, Hemson also arrives, but all the vengeance is taKen out of him, and he is a sadder but wiser man. Romance as a Rem- edy. is the delightful two reel Lubin feature which presents Lillle Leslie, ‘William Cohill, John Smiley and many other favorites, in a drama that fair- 1y sparkles with wit and beauty. It is one of those dainty pictorial af- fairs that keeps the audiences in a bubble of merriment during the en- tire time it is on the screen. Near- ly a Bride is the convulsing Kalem comedy, The Adventure Hunter, a startling Selig drama, and Luxurious Lou, a strong western Biograph drama are other big films on today's exc lent program. Coming tomorrow is the most profound and Impressive drama .of the season. It is entitled The Spendthrift, and features Miss Irene Fenwic n a daring role. hole six reels are aglow with the ‘warmth womanly love, which in turn receives but the cold wrath of a suspicious husband. Do not miss this film. It can’t be equalied for beau AT THE AUDITORIUM. vernment N elp you now: Norwich Com- g ’!e’lwol. Shannon Bullding. 3 sep2sd eral other .extraordinary plays. FOR SALE —A parlor stove, good M‘)%i' Inquire 1 Slater -:'enuo. German ' Bond :Offering Here. Zimmerman & Forshay, who have participated . in _many . past offerings here of foreign bond issues, aTe offer- ing the Imperial’ German government. 5 per cent. bonds (third war loan), not callable before 1924, at $210 for each 1,000 mark bend, which is-equal to 84. The firm agrees to. cash interest cou- pons at its office, - free of = expense, ten days prior to maturity. The bonds are exempt from all taxes in Germany, and Interest is payable April and Oc- tober. The firm says: “Owing to the present low rate of German exchange, the bonds vield a very high interest return, which, together with the qual- ity of the bonds themselves, should be a recommendation to the careful in- vestor.” The firm will issue its tem- porary receipts, exchangeable for the Qdefinitive bonds upon their arrival from ‘Eurcpe. The bonds will be delivered free of expense, interest adjustment to be made at the time of purchase. The normal rate of German exchange is 95, the rate today is 84, the differ- ence being 11 per cent. Before the war German four per cent. bonds were sell- ing at 101. Upon this basis, when normal conditions return, the present issue should sell in the neighborhood of 110 per cent., which together with te profit in exchange would give a yield of about 8 per cent. per annum on the investment. &P, Excelsior - Pargain. Wi lenges a od WANTED —Reliabis man i 5 r a 131 Platt avenus, Nor- septiod | FOR SALB 1914, 7 cking Just” overhauled. :'xu' piss st once. W. Vail, Frankin. m. 1 -4 sep28d ¢llam ’3:; W. ANTED _Evervone fo Know that | Tk Conn. the cider mill at Norwich Town will| FOR SALE_11-room two-story house gpen Monday, Oct. 4 Tor' tne season | with basement and eil; alwo barn; or. . D. Thacher, 43 Tauner St Norwioh | chara 35 apple irees: & sores Town. Tel. 1082-2. sepz7d _ | ouitivated: situated in Versailies, five = alk_to mill, 15 to car line, 0. Write X. Y. Soap and Cuticura Ointment for skin purity and beauty. Free by Mail L. ‘at Fagan's Smoke Shop. sep3dd Cutiewrs Soap and Ofntment sold everywhers. THOUSANDS government jobs opeén Lideral sample of each malfled free with 33-p. book. | (o men and women; $70 month; npla Addres pust-card “'Cuticurs,” Dept. OF, Boston. romotion; write \gr..\u ly for list. Franikiip Tnstitute, Dept. 35-G, Roches- ter, N. Y. sepld WA irls to learn winding and quilling, Steady work. West Side Corn “LICE — Thi in either place. L) X d ue'“z botul ) 1 and try a tile, i onetanh | Poultry . Yarda 483 Wesi Main 8t. Norwich, Ct. 3e14TuThS B O Sk . - Ryt FOR SALE—Three eight-room houses, each with own lot; also combination store tenement; five walk from electric cars. Kflu iville; Conn. cannot live on a bird Lice ; STORAGE ROOM—Inquire J. ning. 52 Broadway. Centrally lo- dering glimpses reveal to the observer Emma Morse, 18 Union Bt methods’in husiness of the up-to-date |Sik miu. _ ~ citles. Wonderful scenes in Belgi: WANTED —Antique furniture and oid as well as war scenes in that partic- | siive: l:‘od prices pald. = A. Bruckner, ular country find a place in this inter- | 35 _Franklin St. Tel. 717-3. may2sd esting film. Some nove| scenes of un- THE PLYMOUT! 44 Laurel HIll Ave. usual subjects of humanity conclude | The best place in Norwich for spring the weekly for this time. ~ In offering | nd summer boarding: situated hiah this weekly to the patrons of the | Sreriooking the water: also automoblie Colonial, the local agency of the Ford | P iiavsa oo oonted: - 2 bas exemplified the most modern and > unique method of reeching the public |, WANTED—To buy cows and calves and keeping before them the name of | binaar < fok 1426 Cotcbesier. Gonn ] Ford automobiles, as the popular v noviza - 5 4 hicle for both pleasure and business. This weekly will be shown for the bal- ance of the week. cated. FOR SALE—One strictly brand new 1916 Ford touring car. Inquire - rial Garage. sep AUTOGENOUS WELDING—Cast iron, aluminum or most any metal may be welded by this process. Inquire about those broken utensily or machine parts. Information cheerfully given. win sep29d E. Chapman, 132 Chestnut St. . FOIL SALE Ten-{t. plate giass oval corner floor case; suttable for any busi ness;-a bargain Inquire at Bnl,lc;in D29 LE—Bay mare, weigh about 906; sound-and gentle; too Hght for my Inquire Arthur P. Cote. Phone sep2sd FOR SALE DAVIS THEATRE. e strictly bflnfll‘:ew Easily Done. touring car. Inquir William 'J. Bryay announces readiness to go to Europe and Easiest thing in the world soldiers asleep and steal their guns.—Indianapolis News. New. Vaudeville Attraction Today— The Man from Oregon, Five Part Feature. MILL PROPERTY for sale, known as the Kennedy City Mlil, at Central Vil- lage, Conn.. with improvements: could develop about 600 horse power. E. J. Cutler, Central Village. sep28d FE—Sure and profitable; Norwith ¥: $3,500 buys equity In four-fam- ¥ flal: location the best: 100k It Over. Address Box 5 Bulletin Office. sep: FOR SALE—Good pooi table; no rea sonabie offer refused, as 1_want the rogm. Drop a card to J. T. Fitzpatrick, North Thames St., Cit sep2sd #100 CASH buys everything needed to keep. house with; cost over $200. Ad- dress Cash, care Norwich Bulletin. FOR SALE SEVEN ROOM COTTAGE HOUSE Electric lights, steam h tubs, There will be a new vaudeville act at the Davis today and for Thursday and Saturday the Marino sisters will fill the bill. This clever team of miss- es have a pretty singing and change act that is entirely different from any- thing ever seen here, both of the girls having splendid voices and knowing how to wear fine clothes. In addition to the vaudeviile there is an exception.- al strong bill of photoplays today head- ed by The Man from Oregon, a five part Mutual master picture featuring Clara Williams and Howard Hickman. This is one of the best features ever seen here and the story tells how Hon- est Jim Martin, United States sen- ator from Oregon, is photographed by an employee of The Land Grab Syn-. dicate in the act of making love to a beautiful and brilliant voung lady lob- byist. The senator -is then informed that unless he agrees to the demands of this syndicate and speaks in favor of the bill they are interested in. they Again today The Girl of the Golden West, David Belasco's most famous drama, will be the leading motion pic- ture attraction. This particular pic- ture drama is said by many to be even more attractive than the play and has a cast of unusual merit head. ed by Mabel Van Buren and House Peters, the latter having been seen here before in Paramount productions. The Girl of the Golden West is the keeper of a saloon in a Californian mining camp—a girl so honest and so fearless that she commands the re- spect of the rough “forty-niners” who crowd her bar and cdance hall. Her love for a gentleman road agent comes as a shock to the gambler-sheriff, who has thought to marry her himself, and who naturally seeks to wreck this ro- mance. A game of cards for the life of a gentleman road-agent is only one of a hundred thrilling incidents which go to make this the most ambitious pho- LEGAL NOTICES - NOTICE The legal voters of the Town of Led- yard are hereby warned to meet in tho ‘own Hall in said Town on Monday, Oct. 4th, 1915, at 9 o’clock in the fore- noon Uil 3 oélock in th the purpose of choosing Assessor. Board of ' Re Selectmen, ™ Town e erk. Town reasurer, Auditor, rand v -~ b v edxar Jurors, Coilector of Taxes. Constables. S 2 1 s e TR Registrar of Voters and School Com- BUY THIS ¥ rther ~ particulars, inquire of mittee: also to hear report of Select Philetus A. Brown, Admipistrator, R. men, Treasurer and School Committee; COZY um HOME F. D. y S 54 On North Washington:Street, conven- fent to trolley. House has eight rooms to Jay a Town and Highway ta LN and bath, gas and electricity, eMclent set- large lot, in fine location. PRICE $3,300 N. TARRANT & C9, 117 Main Street, Norwich 37 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. Two modern apartments, No. 187 Laurel Hill Ave. Also have other mice rents. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Broker, 7 Franklin Square. FOR RENT Stores and Offices in .mew TI —¥arm of 93 acres, b make appropriation for suppos FOR SA o farms in town of schools for ensuing year; to take Montyille, contalning 3 and 34 acces, tion, in regard to repalir of highway: latter having a riverfront of 600 feet algo to sec what action the Town wiil are well supplied with water, wocd and e in Buildi Franklin Square. ; 3 - egard to collecting the out- k in A-1 co : v i will publish the photograph. But in!todramatic production vet released by | standing to Tlens: also to thke mction |beating plant, three places and | Saut, And Are e A T e B e pnof.ngut of elevator service, jani- the meantime circumstances they have | the Jesse I.. Lasky Feature Play Co.|In any matter proper to come before)stands on a splendid lot 60x200 feet in|291-4, or address Box tor. Everything up-to-date. overlooked surprise them and the sex 25, care Bulle- sepzéd ator makes the speech against their such meeting. X ke teenth ode of The Broken ey aStmE. Coin, entitled War, is even more exeit- size. Owner leaving Norwich is rea- son for selling this very desirable tin Co. % to WILLIAM F. HILL. Agent, called at 1.30 3 0 X COWS i sal exchi Tel. e S TR bill and wins the heart of the girl|ing than usual and the Paramount|®$2%57 at Ledvard, Comn. Sept. 22a,|ProPerty: 3462 E R Lincoin, North Windham,| who started out to ruin him. This is| Travel series is ecxceptionally good | 1915 e 2 ARCHA W. COIT. Conn. sep20d To RE"T a po‘:llgal drama .'ngmahow;a‘ lon\\:hr‘:- this week. The Broken cm;fl series "?ffifm&'.{ws’gfl' . e SN “FOR SALE _Bulck automobile in fi markable scenes inside the Vhite | which was to close with the fifteenth <l GRAY = The Mutual Benefit Li class condition. Apply Joseph H. Hall TON G—Ten-; 1 House and depicts social life in Wash- | episode, has proved so interesting to FREDERICK W. BURTOX, e Mutual it Life Agency, . |glase oong pPLY b I iea (,o,\ocuorn'l:nti l’:‘:: room 'e':'x- ington, also the schemes of political | all, that it will be continued for 22 ner il o men. | 63 Broadway. Telephone 1334, | oG STk A dump_cart, in good lll’n;i“::ug; are d&fl\l%‘efl "& fl;listsrf!! eplsodes and wi‘!‘li be m‘? at ng"r,:\w“ PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO THE|-——. ~ | condition, $30. Charles F. Brown, Yan- eature. The vaudeville and photoplay | as usugl every Wednesday an urs- ITION. . D, 2. 1027-4. show will be suspended tomorrow and S OO Ui pe bl Prone il epid day until the first week in December. i3 Others 3200 to $4000. Send for booklet: FRANK W. COY, ““esterly, R. 1. “That portion of Section 3 of Articie Seven Kisw: ty BAdpkie Wil pechby 27 of the amendments to the Constitu- the boards at this theatre for that day. A complete change of pictures for FOR SALE_13 h. p. horizontal en- gine, ball governor, small upright boll- er. Dean double steam pump,. size 8, 4, Ford Animated Weekly at Colonial FOR SALE bers of the General A S - 50000 §a | sm— s Saturday, when Tke Diamond from Theatre, Big Education Film. amended to read 2 tower m- the Sky will be shown. Characteristic of the wonderfully afldltlo? ‘to ;‘uch c?mpuxaung‘, ’the 37 acres of land with a barn scarfer, FOR SALE progreasive spirlt that pervades the | Sy he irameporiation of ach member || X3¢ feet. 20 acres tillable and 23" Toiie . x22" three-burner Pertection oll stove with ove: refr erator. Jacobs, Danielson, Conn. “SEVEN KEYS TO BALDPATE.” To Be Given at the Davis Theatre, , Friday, Oct. 1, Matinee and Night. establishment of Henry Ford, the man- ufacturer of the famous Ford automo- biles, there is shown at the Colonial theatre today and for the balance of the week, a weekly known as The Ford Animated Weekly. This is fully the equal of any of the other photo- play. weeklies which are shown throughout the count and in no way partakes of an - advertising medium, by public conveyvance by the most con- venient route between his home station and the place of meeting during the session or sessions of the General As- sembly to which he was elected.” The above is a true cony of the pro- posed amendment to the Constitution of this State, and 1s hereby transmitted in accordance with the provislons of Chapter 140 of the Public Acts of 191 CHAS. D. BURNES. Secretar: under cultivation, balance pasture and woodland, abundance of water, and enough wood for home con- sumption, located in town of Preston, just off the state road and 3% miles from Frankin Square, Norwich. Price $1,000. Inquire of WATCH HILL BUSINESS For Sale store on leased land (long term lease), with all fixtures, dolng & €004 business: for sale at a bargain. Cottage at Pleasant View. ED poultry farm, 3% miles out It is_the unespected surprises in Seven Keys to Baldpate that furnish the appeal in this farce which succeed- ed in focusing the attention of New York and Chicago theatregoers for one Tom Baron strain - . FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, I tools, etc., $2,200, rea- 4, Conn.. Sept. 25th. 1915 3 orse, wagons, tools, etc., 32,200, year and six months respectively on|but shows only the very latest and 3 WILLIAM T N Central ildi Norwis sonable terms. Tryon's Agency, Willi- [| _A 10.room cotiage at Pleasant ihls wonderful play of fun and mys- | most important events in the country's Town Clerk. ahicel Buliding, > | NOSI S ann, vl iz View, lot 50 by 200. This place is ery. — - centrally located, 5-minute walk to trolley and postoffice, and the price is very low. Inquire about it A Lot at Gretes Long Pelnt. history. The photography is of the highest order, and shows among the many instructive and entertaining things, the Michigan Naval Reserves THINK IT OVER — 250 noteheads ) 6% (regular business size) neatly printed, for $1.90; 500 Auctioneer | e Send .for samples and In_ Seven Keys'to Baldpate, George M. Cohan has mixed melodrama and farce with a deftness that is as de- lightful as it is thrilling, with the re- WM. B. WILCOX ........ NOTICE in their daily routine of practice for any printing you are in need Located on the water side, sandy sult that his audiences are held at|aboard ship. Here the scenes are se- The Bulletin Company. Norwich, || beach. ot fer from _00AT" 1 "oniy concert pitch, so real is the tenmsion |lected with splendid discretion and are| Ay persons liable to pay taxes in . A Cottages all s M-:n::‘n;gbdr}mfng the rapid action of | very delightful: The mint industry is 1AM BUYING poultry of all kinds. nd it arce, the City of Norwich are hereby noti- fied that I have a warrant to levy and| To be sold at Public Auction at James collect a ‘tax of eleven and three-|Blanchette's place, on the Benjamin quarters (11%) mills on the dollar on | Lewis farm. one mile south of Pachaug the City List of 1915, made from the | on Town List of 1914, payable October TUESDAY, OCT, 5TH, 1915, 11, 1915, and: notice is hereby given =t 5 ohalelk 8. M that assessments to cover the cost of | (ns following described property oiling ‘or sprinkling streets in the year | horses: 1 bay mare, 7 years old, 1914 are included in the rate bill, and | aso- 5000 driver And Work e e rns. are payable at the time of the collec- | Weighs about 1100, good driver and flon of #ald tax: and for the purpose| NUERe" o e Fand” drives: Sog sare on of collecting sald tax and said assess- |any woman to drive 1&911, 3 years oM, shown, also many scenes in the larger Anyone having same, drop postal t cities where fascinating and bewil- Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Con FOR SALE—Wood, stove lengths, 35 a 6cl)lrd; i3 cord $2.50. Bullard, Tel 646-12. Cholce of 400—prices from 3275 000. Send for catalogua WILLIAM A. WILCOX., Real Estate Broker, No. 41. West Broad. St., Rooms 1 ané 2, Westerly, R. L Phone No, 363... FOR SALE T very desirable property 107 Mec- Kinley Ave. For ol partionlars in- quire of JOHIN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker, d Franklin FOR SALE A seven room cottage cn Elizabeth Street for sale at a Jow prico. E. A. PRENTICE An admirable cast, with the original v FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Busi- ness Blocks -Building Lots, all in de- sirable locations. List your property if you care to or rent. as I have a number of people looking for real es- tate investments. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Estate and Insurance. Reom 108, Thayer Dldg. Four veighs PRIVATE SALE. Antigue and Mpdern Furnitare, Solid Mahogany Chaire, Davenport and Desk, Pictures, Books. Bookcases, Sideboards, Kitchen Rango and other things, a muldtion ‘of 75 _ years' sekeeping. Sale two days, Thursday and Friday of this week. Hours, 10 0 12.a. m.. 2 to 4 p. m. 39 Hobart Ave, corner Oak St. sep2sd 1 i ments 1 will be at the Collectors| e bred served by Woodlond ook few woeks; 1 Holstein vearling, 11, 1915, excepting the following days: b spring, and 4 nice Sachem Street, Falls, from 12 m. to|l pair of new heavy harnesses§ Jghi arnesses, Wednesday, October 20, I will -be at|on. 1 'market wagon, 1 nure spreader, 1 horse power, 1 cutter, Thursday, fast pacer, record 2.19 1- Office daily from 9 a. m. to 12.30 p. m., |2 new milch with calves and and from 2 to 5 p. m.; until November | (9% Vol yariE: years old, Tuesday, October 19, I will be at the | yeariings; store of Edward McNamara, 159and Plymouth Rock hens.and chickens; 1p m. light pair of double har- oty nesses, 3 express wagons, 1 t wagon, 1 buggy, 1 dump._cart, - e e oo o A ' Ea™ | horse rubber tired carriage, 1 hew ma- 1 new balance saw. 1 Cooley creamer, 1 the drug “Q?:to:;erai‘!,.r'l‘ ‘a" f{:n'.f milk cooler, a 10t of forks.and chal Phone 300 Six Work Horses FOR SALE CHEAP . 14 to select from. No use for them. JOHN H. FORD SALE HORSES FOR SALE mowing machines, 1 horse rak bone, West Side, from 11 a. m. to; 2, RO%008, Rarrow, 1 spring.tooth har- 1p m row, 1 disk harrew, 1 spring-tooth. cul- On Thames Terrace a Friday, October 22, T will be at thei{ store of John G. Potter, East Side, from 11 a..m. to 1 p: m. Legal fees and additions will be made to those who neglect this notice. THOMAS A. ROBINSON, Collector. Norwich, Conn.) September 16, 191 room cottage, with all modern .d-lpmnt. large lot, fruit trees, shrubs, etc. Price right. In- quire of THOMAS H. BECKLEY, Real Estate and Insurance. Phones 724 — 474-3. 1_light sleigh, c about 10 tons pf K00 tons of greemn Oats, grindstones, shovels too_numerous t 3 place next fair sep28d JAMES BLANCHETTE. F. C. GEER, Piano Tuner 122 Prospect Strest, Norwich. Conn. "Phone 511 . LOST AND FOUND LOST—Monday, from a motor truck between Fastern Point and Norwich, via New London; a white pasteboard suit _box packed with clothes. Finder return to 227 Broadway and recelve re- ‘ward. STuThS e e e Strgyed from John Stapletons ferm DR. F. W. HOLMS, Dentist on ., & _young eln Shannon Building Annex, Room A i 4" if finder will ephi ’ he Howard it soder wilt_notity b7 T wich. seépt29d WL THE PARTY who found a pocketbook near the car station Wed Resday afternoon please return ‘same {o Bulletin office and Teceive reward. cept30d - v HUYING RECOVERED THE § 200,000 WHICH IS BEEN HIGOEN W THE OFFICE SAFE, WAGEE INTRUSTS 1T 70 THE GIRL WEWSPHAER REPORTER I SEVEN VS 70 BALPATE” WHO PROMISES 70 WAKE IT THE BASIS OF A SENSATIONAL STORY. AT THE DAVIS FRIDAY, MATINEE AND NIGHT. ticut eq jan2d - for pusiness resuits. h< Rlcn-m 01 warblers, san: Your ch baxt alll Within x:n'nu-r%-\t—r-uw ) —apta lghe— ; ing ?o.h‘o‘s jmmor s 1 &l Nor shall there be to my bright yout® © T an epd! Young as ¢he rose am I, young rose. as the —Naatifes. ” - SONNET TO A SPARROW. e N R You the M‘ i‘__.t”l‘ com- Te h“n’c‘fi sparrow, yhom the vulgm: Of men call pest ahd impudence a- wing. tall up, .your tiny. legs cant. o "2l crambe solleting. pow, are faly see. And. luliing sounds thelr singing tc But $ou Tow cheeping is more dear tc e As on my window ledge you stand s 7 Ty chattering, your sir cair troe hs and make my “~=J. J. M., in' the New York Sun. o et vk St sports, if proper. ly conducted, do mot injure that or- gan. The first employment of the honor this country seems to have Trustee—We's-’ thinking of putting up a nice mot's bver vour desk to encourage m. How would the “Knowiledge is "~ do? Teacher—Not &t . The children know what my is.—Chicago Herdld. “What is the matter?" I don’t know how to son,” said the older man. “Take my advice and don't learn,"—Philadel- phia Bulletin. Mrs. Flatbush—So she told you that piece of gossip, di 3/ d“’K.I'I. Bensonhurst — Bhe certainly “Over the telephone?™ “No_ over the back fénce."—Yon- kers Statesman. . Artist (1o model he has just picked up in the street)—A man I had up here the other day stole two pounds when my beck was turned. Would | you do = thing lke that? Model—Ob, no, sir: you see I "aven't the speed.—Punch. “Want.a Job, eh? “Yes, sair. Lam looking for 2 place where there is plenty of work™ “I am sorry but there woald. nut be enough work . hcre to keep ‘you busy an hour a day.” “That's plenty of work for me, sir” —Houston Post. 3 “Why did yoi retreat?” demanded the general, who waAs directing the sham battle. “Youn had the othér side outmum- and . technically . defeated.” y, general. but,a nest of hor- game.”"—Louisviile