Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, February 10, 1915, Page 10

FAIR WEATHER TODAY; FULL ASSOCIATED ° FAIR, WARMER TOMORROW : PRESS D'SPATCHES S 4 i What Is Going On Tonight |kinks being saved for this, hie newest LOST AND FOUND TO RENT ; POETRY 3 S |t et viorie Don it ot | i TR wEmon. whe was s “i78 Fnasiiay st._stor to rént, 3 vaggevitie and Moton pictares at| {703V ANC WAYS BORCNE 10, 0€ 0 pidiing B 3 purple beg, 'on Matn AL . Fanning, wi broadway, anzld THE DAILY WORLD. the Auditorfum. o dnesday afternoon will return it to U T A ST T PO bk i Suria or S1R Andine Moving_Pictures at Colonial Theatre. Vaudeville and Photoplays at Davis Theatre. Nor\&;lchp(});fingefié\‘i). 172, P. of H., meete In Pythian Hall Thames Council, No. 1051, R. A, wmeets in Foresters' Hall B Werwich Lodge, No. 12, A. O. U. W., sseets in Germania Hail SBachem Chapter, No. 57, 0. E. S, meets in Buckingham Memorial Bank and Trust Co. Reports. The Hartford Courant has issued a handv book containing the reports of the national and state banks and trust ocompanies of Connecticut as made to the comptroller of the currency and the bank commissioners of the state. 3t 1s & well printed and compact vol- ume of 130 pages with the reports arranged alphabeticaliy according to eities. “TWIN BEDS."” At the Davia Friday, Feb, 12, Matinee and Night The $dea that & woman has not a @ense of humor is more than disproven Wy Margaret Mayo, who several years ego wrote the laughing success of the season, “Baby Mine.” This farce ran for a year in New York and was play- @d on the road by several companies, to the intense Joy of the large audi- ences which greeted it everywhere. Ané now Miss Mayo has repeated with “Twin Beds,” now in its sixth month of successful merriment at the Fulten theatre, New York. The piece is & farce comedy of much naturalness, iwdicrous situations are constantly oocurring in everyday life, particuarly $a the large apartment house. Given a flighty yvoung wife, who likes axcitement and to entertain, whose husband is quite content to sit by the fireside and enjoy his_evening paper after a day at the office, and you bave one situation. But when the wife has a penchant for forming new acquaintances, likewise in flirting with @& famous Italian tenor, and you add to the complications. Furnish the singer with a raw ®oned wife, who is alternately torn by emotions which one instant cause her to be jealous of him and the next weady to thrash him within an Inche of his life, and to be unconscious of her busband’s firtations with the childlike Mrs. Hawkins, and you add to compli- cations. Have an almost bride catch her fi-| ance trving her wedding ring on the| finger of Mrs. Hawkins, where it un- fortunately sticks, just as the near bride enters the room, and the grow- ing trouble is apparent. Add to this that the three couples =1l dwell in the same apartment hous and that each, unknown to their neigh- ®ors, decide to move to a new apart- ment building, owned the same Jandlord, to escape from unpleasant surroundings and atmosphere, and you #ave all the ingredients of the laugh- fng success of the season, Twin Beds.” With the care that marks all their Ecductions and casts Selwyn & Co. ve lected the road company to resent “Twin Beds" outside of New ‘ork city where the original cast is enjoying the sensation of presenting the laughing festival of the j “Twin Beds ing to the Da Friday, theatre coln’s Prices, matine: to $1.50. Seat | =, DAVIS THEATRE, | Three Big Acts and Pictures of Moose | Heart Showing Today Only. { Today the motion pictures of Moc Heart, the home of the aged and members of the Loval Order of se, will be an added attraction at | the Davis. These pictures show the Seautiful scenery of Moose Heart and give the onlooker a view of the work- inga of this wonderful city the Moose lodges have provided for the aged | members and orphans of members of | thie great organization. Every mem- | ber of the local lodge has secured tickets and a boz crowd of Howdy Pap’s will be on hand teday. District Deputy Supreme Dictator William P. Burke of New Haven will give a lec- ture on the pictures. There will also be the regular show of vaudeville and photoplays headed by the Sherwood Trio of wonderful singers who do one of the best singing acts ever heard here. Ide and Rion, the next act, have & beautiful singing and piano act. Both members of this act have excep- tional voices ang their duet numbers are a genuine treat to all lovers of good music. Goft Phillips is the third mct and this funny fellow has a way of his own of getting his jokes over that never fails to get a big hand. As & apecial attraction today in the pho- tepjays, Robert Edeson will be seen the great western story called Where the Trail Divides. This is one of the best Paramount feature produc- tlons released and no one should miss seeing it. The remainder of the bill includes the famous Mutual War ‘Weekly, and one funny Keystone com- @8y caileq Caught in the Rain, with Charlie Chaplin and Ford Sterling, two of the greatest laugh makers that sver appeared on a screen. Matinee st 210, ©_and 10 cents; evening at 1.0, 10, 15 and 20 cents—a big three hour show with no repeats. Come sarly and secure a good seat. COLONIAL THEATRE, Great and Only Charlie Chaplin in “Hie New Job,” Essanay, Two Reols. Picturedom has never seen a fun- ofer man than little Charlie Chaplin the marvel of the modern amusement world appearing today at the Co- lontal theatre in “His New Job,” a wreaming two reel Essanay feature. Surrounding Mr. Chaplin is a bevy of actors whose names stand for all that 13 best in the motion picture sphere, and include Ben Turpin, the man with the funny physique. Every little move of Chaplin has a meaning of its own, and with it goes a scream so that in this wonderful comedy there are fully a thousand laughs during the two reels, and that is about all that tould be expected from any film. Any- sne who saw yesterday's performances and they wers countless, will vouch for it heing the funniest of the comedian’s wfforts, many new and convulsing Other splendid films for today are Francis Bushman in “The Gallantry of Jimmy Rogers,” Lure of the Green Tabje,” Lubin and ‘“Just a Kid” Bio- graph. Remember Charlie Chaplin is for today only. Coming Friday, one day only, The Idler, in five parts with Charles Richman and Catherine Countiss. Charity Ball Arrangement Committee. The arrangement committee for the coming event of the season, the Chari- ty Ball at the armory on Monday ev- ening, given by the Catholic Woman's club of St. Patrick’s church, expects that it will surpass all former yearsas the early demand for tickets indicates an usually large attendance. The ar- rangements have been in the hands of the following committee: Mrs. M. H. Donohue, Mrs. Francis T. Diggins, Mrs. John R. McNamara, Mrs, Maurice I, Kelly, Mra. James H. Canty, Mrs. James F. Fenton, M Richard M. Powers, Mrs,_ George Comeau, Mrs. Andrew J. Wholey, Mrs. George W. Mansfield, Mrs, Frank T. Sylvia, Mrs. James B. Shannon, Mrs. Patrick F. Brown, Mrs. Chester Wright, Mrs, Frank L. Farrell, Mrs, William J. McKnight, Mrs. Nellie Sul livan, Mrs, Danijel J. McCormick, Mr: Michael V. Murphy, Mrs. Dauiel T. Shea and Mrs, Willlam T. Browne. At The Auditorium. The Bedore Musical Comedy drawing even bigger crowds to popular playhouse than did on first engagement here a month and although the company is pres: this its l j tons of | 1 | { ok 115 Laurel Hill Ave, or questions asked. febdd LOST—Monday afternoon, Norwich and Jewett City, a black cheted bag containing gloves, purses and monev. 85 reward. i tebsd get 21 meals for $4.50. House, Franklin management. febsd he Bulletin Otfice, reward will be given and no between cro- two Finder return to TWest Main St. and recetve Mberal FOUND—The best place tA town to Columbian Sauare, under new CAME TO MY PLACE—Fox hound. Owner can have sams by proying prop: erty and paying expemses. A. C. Ben- -tt, So. Canterbury, Conn. fob8d FOR SALE $2250 will buy a 100-acre farm, meadow, pas- ure and woodland, 10-room house, barn bout 3¢ by 48, woodshed 12x16, three henneries, each 10x12, running water In house and barn, large ceder swamp (100,000 shineles by estimation), 1 cow, i horse, 100 hens and chickens, about § hay. corn fodder, oat fodder, 120 bushels of rye, 30 bushels of pota- toes, some turnips, carrots and onions, 1 lumber wagon, 1 covered wagom, gy, lot of harness, and all for_the of TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS CASH! Send for Wilcox's . Farm Bulletin ing entirely new bills they are hand-| (choice of 400). ling them just as capably, and Tom-| WILLIAM A. WILCOX, my Levine is just as funny as eve Real Estate Broker, and keeps everyone laughing all the|xo. 41 West Broad St. Rooms 1 and 2, time he is on the stage. Cassie I'rench Westerty, 1t I is seen again in new r e R A as dainty and pl her last engagement her. McDonald, the Victor new member of the compan; causing much favorable comment with her singing and yodling numbers. of the company a becial mention going to Sweet a_particularly good charact- The other member: all good with Mr. It Cuis Feed Bills 100 Other Farm Uses more fatten your hogs Save money and set milk and eggs, 269, man. The chorus is composed of ce appearing girls who are full of fe and help out excelle in putting the mu numbers ov Today and tomorrow “The Diamond P. a complete new bill be I nted and it is the funniest of the Bedore repetorir Demarr and the Dwyer, 11 introduc of their| plea little song and dance special-| ties in this show wh a hit and alto to be a corke ploits er protople ay and tomorrow, place, grs y grange to night, are ( Lincoln, who v ative Production J. Ayer of Frankl of Pot will who spe upon Potatoes, and Mrs, Frank W. Barber, who will read a r ame subje The as arranged for some gam played: The zrange mer a gen from ors exp the publ subject to the meetir interested. SALE OF AMMUNITION AND ARMS TO BELLIGERENTS. Former President Taft Says Prohibi- tion Would Be Detrimental to U. S. New Haven, nn.. Feb. Howard Taft made public toda letter he wrote Jan fessor Von Mach of the former presi actment of a law pr plying of ammunitions this country to th The letter was in answer to a reque from Professor Von Mach, asking Mr. Taft to read at vorin; the ed by Sen- ator Iiitchcock providi terdiction. The letter, which » such in- read the meeting, M) follow “My Dear Profe! Ma “I have yours ry I cannot write to a neutrality meeting such a letter as you would wish. I think that to interdict the supply of ammunition and arms from this coun- try to the belligerents in the war would be to adopt a policy that would ir fere seriously with our own wel should we ever be drawn into a war against our will by the unjust Inva- sion of some power who was ful prepared and who would alw unprepared. Such policy you indicate would mean er who is armed cap-a. ways have at a disadvantas countries that were not in such state of preparation. It w fore, lead to even greater pr on all the countries of that we have seen in th. cades, to increase their result which we would For this reason, I it would be w at the pow- a d, there- rmaments, all deplore. cannot think that € to pass a law chang- ing all the rules of international law heretofore prevailing with respect to the sale of ammunition and arms to belligerents by neutral countries. Nor do I think that in the present exigency it would bo an act of neutrality to do so, because it would inure only te the benefit of only one of the bellig- erents. “Sinceret. a yours, "WILLIAM H TA¥T,, BRIEF STATE NEWS Norwalk—Judge John H. Li speak on Lincoln at a meeting of Congregational Brotherhood in Canaan on Friday night. Westport.—A service to celebrate the centennial of peace between this country and England will be held at Holy Trinity church Sunday, when the evening will be devoted to patriotic addresses and music. Meriden.—In a sermon Sunday Rev. Thomas H. Saunders of St. Paul's Universalist churc showed the need in Meriden of organized charities in meeting the needs of the community. Ansonia.—An attempt to hold a cock fight in the old bit shop on Myrtle avenue was frustrated by a woman in the vicinity who telephoned to the police. Waterbury~—Before a large audi- ence of local Knights of Columbus, their friends, members of the Catholic clergy of this city and visiting knlghts, > faction guaranteed. | writs or call Zor proot of |as «quicker, and labor in 100 ent ways with a differ- ing lizing dai) Any foel—cobs to chunks, Four sizes between. ¥ days’ iree trial. sed_indoors or out. 25 o 100 gal. capacit . Louden 1 s, and a complete 1 hinery, W. L. L. SPE Telephone 39-2. Ma NCER, ant address s headquar- |FINES AGGREG;TING $125,000 FOR MISSOUR! PACKING FIRMS. Rignt to Continue Business State Conditional on Payment. reme court today firms under the ourt the rights of five large cision of the uri is conditioned on payment that the National holding comy cern. The court summarized showing an agre »mpanies he prie beef and dominate the trade generall *king Company as for to restrict competition, Vest Pocket Remedy That Quickly Ends Indigestion After-Distress. 1 to eat and do Many will whatever oxt day. time it nearly kills me. get in a condition e of their stomach. D ost effective prascription. turbance. Mi-0-na Stomach Tablets were es, Iy prepared to stomachs. the flow of tric julces, are of the f0od a8 natureintended. It's needless for you indigestion, heartburn, sour, o-na will give every time. not delay, some of these indigestion endin lets from The Lee & Osgood other leading druggist today. you else. biliousness, 0. ish all will be returned on request. save your_ time “‘Farmers’ Favorite” Feed Cooker for scalding v, rendering lard and tallow, canning fruit, ster- atensils, boiling sap. for “‘wash day” or or cooking feed for stock, hogs Lebanon, Conn. | in thy® the | company to continue business in Mis- of they had violated the state anto- trust law through the organization of al the other con- the evidence ment among the | fix s of livestock and of dressed Eat What You Please and Never Fear is a perfectly safe and sure : your | t over again “How I 1 1 could ‘eat that, but I have tried like this e they are not taking prop- a simple, harmless, inexpen- iy obtained at any drug store, call- Mi-o-na that will quickly stop this These little vest pocket cial- regulate out-of-order They not oniy help the over- worked digestlve organs by increasing but surely and safely bulld up and strengthen the mach walls so that the stomach can to suffer with gassy or upset stomach for Mi- rompt and lasting rellef but get tab- or Be sure get MI-O-NA and accept nothing as Mi-o-na is always sold with the understanding that if it does not ban- stomach distress your money FOR SAL E i 1 kinds band emb R. Adams, 52 Conn. Phone 12 i cook an ent_po: W B ERSO 5 Bre Reynolds barn, nentery, cocn crib and garden, on Haliviile road, about 16 minutes' wa.K irom troiley. 'H. L. Harris, . D. 1, on the premis: janida TO RENT-—Small tenement, guod re- jiair. reasonabie rent, pleasant lvcadvn. inguire 53 Oak St. Janyd TENEMENT 70 RENT at 23 Oak- ridge St, with all modern improve- ments. Inquire there. dec28d FOR RENT—f{wo nicely furnished’ rooms, with board, suitable for gentle- The country's calm, the city’s stew: The paltry. and thé proud and plafn—- \nd then the whole thing o'er again. Our own distress, another’s woe, A struggling throng where'er you gei The office and the mill and den— And then the whole thing o’er again. A dashing_down upon the car, A little to4, and there you are; The luncheon hour, the whistle then— And then the whole titing o'er again. men, ail conveniences, at The Ply- trolley héme at night mouth, 44 Laurel Hill Ave. Telephone | the Growded trolley howme ot o e ient s decl0d | 15 theatre or movie den— Z TG RENT—Good seven-room house.| And then the whole thing o'er azain. with lmprovements, on Hliss Place : : B Wa.ier A. Heath. dec7d | A growing old, a keeping sweet ST A few new neighbors in the stre: T0 nEdT—Furn A ‘denth, a_~rave in some lone veniences for houseke | And®then the whoie thing o'er S i —“Baltimore Frankiin sc novild STORE TO RENT at & Inquire at Bulieiln Office. ISHED ROOM — Centrally cated. Emma Morse, 15 Union St FURNISHE all_modern con- veniences, 3% Pnone 1 3 FOR RENT A six-room modern tenement on s»ranklin St. for $14.00 per month. JAMES L. CASFg Renmtal Dept.. 37 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. FGR RENT OFFICES AND STORES IN THE NEW | THAYER BUILDING. To- ntage on S G. M. m: from g00d repair; $1.500. Agt., Moosup, Conn. B. Mareh d and Blue ent and calves 1. Glau. } ',] ewe tt des A Covent walk from 10-syrup > thing for 165 A feb16d Flint, elivery. Hen brooder Phone 10 Yantic, Conn. Re City. irable b Box len and women to adver- TFOR SALE- Peroxide {} wiLL PAY 37 Shetucket St., For a Customer $1500 INTEREST AT 6 PER CENT PER ANNUM The note will be secured by a first mortgage on a dwelling in this city valued at $2,500. APPLY TO | JAMES L. CASE | R SALE—A good o OTgAn, tWO Carp atrack and Sewin, Inauire at be sold right away to close 3 Oak St. o | Tel. 1139. A gorrel horse, 1100 IDS. | jug will be up-to-date lo every way. | i nything. T Rent of offices from $S to $30 per Paper Mill, Versailles. onth. For further information. in- FOR SALE—Decker & uire of WILLIAM HILL Sue- ¢ good an low. ket St, Norwich, Conn. young new milch nouire * on Gough FOR SALE an - Turnpike. febLOW woman ai 3 ksmith shop, ful X sekeer 3 old stand, no competition, | ('A E Ho ;SES 00d_wag t Iree three months, then $5 month 3 < Box 243, Dayville, Conn. z 3 Come and see them. Prices right. s land, near Now is the time to buy. 28 by ex- Jjust arrived, so have a all kinds, ELM pr good a: sortment of R R. PIERSON. For Sale or Ren See the room cottage, sect, now b Yy propert beautiful moder: le ing, pancied side w buffet. 1f desired, be s < tion, two more rooms can easily be sdded. Terp Roderick Bullder, invites inspection gladly furnisl s of all & 1e fines by March 1st. Otherwise, or ely: $25 to |1 Neputnes \h\“\]- vio :ulf: the antli-trust law, they Write quick must leave the state. 323 West §9th e — The decision of the court was in|S dansea. | OR AL Dey mare . Eopd ouster suits against the packers sole1tys | wWien Tow AR b B0 brought by Govermor Major, the Q 6% years. Write e attorney eral, in 1910. The com-| ¥ Haven, L’(mn:bxor GLASSES 1.98, prop- panies affected by this decision are £ LT SHrHhae. s | Armour and company; Morris and irs, _at H. A e Company, Swift and Company, the Sl gl e z Yew milk cow. Inqui Hammond_Packing Company and the SR i e e e e St. Louis Dressed beef and Provisions Bl Compan { Tty young hen The s were an ouster directed | P R sinst the companies on the ground ts, g machin; 4 or will exchange for cat- tle, one p cart and 200 R. 1. Red her lets. Address Box 513, Norwie] janisd FOR SALE ve bh. p. suline en- gine, Greendale make. Inquire st Pluning Mill, Danielson, Conn. jan7d FOR & —g’n‘ozd Osto‘ée lllen th‘l"l‘r’ : a co 4 core .20, ullare el Norwich, Ct. ||8,¢ | Phone 300 FARM HANDS Why Don’t Your Clocks and Watches Run? Try CLEGG, The Jeweller 128 Washington Street, Free Collection and Delivery Phone 1132-3 Do You Want a Farm? E. A. PRENTICE, HELP WANTED (Man GENERAL HOUSEWORK Free Employment Bureau, M. J. COSCORAN, Supt. Central Blds. erly, ception -hall. large tireplace, dining room, and kitchen, hardwood out; second floor, five and bath; third floor, o on nigh land, com =1led view, for sale on v or for r years. « for sale or rent. Fran Estate Co.. 6 High St., Norwich smith shop in live Conn. LARGE COTTAGE HOUSE In West- R. I, contalning: First floor, re- living room with butler's pantry floors through- sleeplng rooms pen attic; situ- manding 'unex- ery easy terms for term of one or more er very desirable properties k W. Coy Real Westerly, R. L FOR SALE—Oid established black- . town, central- ly located, well equipped with modern tools, inciuding mutor, driver, foves doingz business 33,600 to } 34,000 per’ year, principally horseshoe- dec7d 86 CIiff Street|and othes autbuiloings. for’ buildin entire without tools, ete. arm. threa cows, and Wife) GIRLS of TRYO] AGENC THINK IT OVER | ana" 250" 63 (reguiar enve:opes, neatly printes each $3.00. BSend for prices for any printing of.- The Bulletin Com on Diamonds, DO IT NOW! Phone 862 or 721 Supreme Knight James A. Flaherty of Philadelphia celebrated his first visit THE COLL e e e e MONEY LOANED Watches, &nd securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An ald established firm to deal with. TERAL LOAN CO. 142 maim Street, (Established’ 18 Conn, ACRE suburban farm on iro. d stale road, mile out of city, guod oom house, large barm, pouitry Louse smosih and easlly worked, ard, 800 feet road frontage; can be soid purposes for price asked Wi be sold with or Bvery stomach has a lot of work t L perform in digesting the food and 1‘,’-1 LARGE OR SMALL? Ing: price "3750, © Address’” Blacksmith, Srowded with extra Iabor it rebeis &nd | Bulletin_ Office. kick: fearful disturbance. Consult ! — y excellent land, good orch- team, farming An opporiunity to obtain a line place at 4 low pric Particulars Willimantie, Ct. 250 noteheads business sise) d, for 31.30; 500 samples and you are in need pany,. Norwich, Anyone having me, I AM BUYING poultry of all kinds. drop posial to Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Conn. Jswairy b Telephone 1227, Men's Coats of all surely. THE DEL -HOFF European Plan Rates 75 cents per day and us HAYES BROTHERS, FAMOUS FURS Ladies’ Fur Coats and Sets., Remodeling and repairing also done Superior styles. M. BRUCKNER 81 Franklin St, trance to Mohegan Has steam heater home comforts. place at a “Why pay rent?” ARCHA W. The Mutual Benefit 63 Broadway 26-25 Broadway ing a pleasant outlook forev. A reasonable price. SEVEN ROOM HOUSE on Rockwell Street, near en- Park, insur- and other desirable COIT Life Agency "Phone 1334 s bacco, the Whitestone _jan3a 1 ietin fer bus: THERE s no advertising Eastern Connecticut equai to Ihe Buie iness results. Om account of incremse in price of to- Cigar will be sold from mow om at $35 per 1,000, J. F. CONANT. Franklin St. medium in a Two-flat modern improvements, located. Price very Inquire of To close House, centrally res an estate, sonable. homas H. Beckley, Estate and Fire Insurance Phones 724 474-3 Real May Building, 278 Main Street FOR SALE Seven Room Cotrage House Electrio lights, steam heat, set- tubs, large lot, in fine location. Price $3,300 N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Street, Norwich FOR SALE Two Tenement House On Prospect Street With all the improvements, in- cluding steam heat; always well rented, lot 150x100 feet Price reasonable FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Building Norwich, Conn. COL. EARL N. GALLUP RUCTIONzER A graduate trom Jones' Nat. Schuol of Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock. Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address R. F. D. No. 1, Moosup, Ct. FARMS FOR SALE of all descriptions and prices. Have sold a large number but pienty of good bargains left. wm, r nikl, Real Estate and Insurance, 25 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Conn. Teleohone 147 Agricu'tural Limestone will be in greater demand this Spring |than ever before. We advise farmers to get their orders in NOW. Peck, McWilliams & Ca. DR. F. W. HOLMS, Dentist Shannen Building Annex, Roem A Telepnone 322 Foar stories. fireproof. reinforced -oncrete. Located on Franklin Squ center of city. ferminal for all local| [, and suburban trollevs. Has hardwood | loore and wood thirmings throughout.| \nd v Uest of elevator service and the build- | O, THE PEOPLE'S SONG OF PEACE. The grass is green on nker Hill, °rS s t in Branayw n the scabb: ps his flock and v mar scene today battlefield or fray? of rn Jif nd sabs replace t bannered tassel teed »ries of th nnons plow the f let ti ong the peac ht for peac e 3 for peace they , and all is well atiles foug ri .and no. rusted door. aquin Miller. “Airships are expensive, are | they not | “wet ¢ the money fy,” ew Yor Crawford—"What prompted him to buy a car? i Crabshaw—"“He wife is |afaird to ride in or . ““wt a4 he is” T know_ you | t —Detroit w _he's got a 0ld masters at h e s 1t narines filling al ibmarines can't operties s oxide (191%) ed, a gas which, people to laugh can is used in dentistry.— Il Chemist thought the Christmas expense over, but it isn’t. “How now 2" wife has exchanged a lace 1 $600 additional for & , what's a monoiogue?” logue is a conversation be- o, a dialogue is where two per- sons are speaking.”—Houston Post Mrs, Homespun—What'll we con- tribute to the minister's donation party ? rmer Homespun—Wal, I dunno, nar! Taters is 'way up, pork way up, fowl is v up—Well ve money by giving him money.— . Paul Dispatch. The sailor had been showing the visitor over the ship. g him she sald: “I see that by the rules of your tips are forbidden?” er ‘eart, ma'am.” re- were the apples in den.” —London Tite In thank- THE KALEIDOSCOPE hty thousand Australasians have settled down in and around London Washington stands first In lum- ber produ , with Louisiana sec- ond. The shark heids the record for long-distance swimming. One has been know to cover 800 miles In three days. The government of Hawall has set aside 690000 acres of forest re- rves and will experiment with plant- ing eucalyptus for firewood, About 000 000 natives of Siam are engaged in the cultivation of rice, hut the large increase in the pro- { duction of American rice is having the | effect of reducing the Siam crop, The farmers of Bureau county, T, | are asking Congress 0 reimburse them in the sum of $109,009 for dam- ages to their lands resulting from | overflow by seepage from the Henne- pin Canal. The smallest cows In the world are found in the Samoan Islands. The average weight does not evceed 130 pounds, while the bulls weigh about 200 pounds. They are about the size of a Merino sheep. | i Accerding to figures mnhliched by the Monetary Times of Toronto. the sum total of Amer n investments in Canada was 8727 604 000 in 1913, as compared with 417142000 §n 1911 and Disratches t-1' of the Spartan conduct of Colonel T.opoukhine, of the Russian armv. who went to the I bedy of his son_ killed ‘n Galicia. kiss ed his ferehead a»d lips remonnted his horse and continued giving orders. A rockv eminence on the outstirts of Graneda. Srai~ fs know as B nitimo sMiro d~1 Moro (the last sich of the Woor\ ™ sa nccord ine to the lezed Poshdil, the last Moorish monarch. took leave there of the land of his birth. An exhibition and sale of British hand-made tovs, he'd in con-ection with the TPristol Guild of 8--lied ‘rt. wos opomed on D- Tl % cave wyere g 4 rallv. by v er: and th most _attractive were tho: whict came from a village in Wares named Chwyd, where the industry was es- tablished some five years ago, dur- ing a period of unemployment.