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Vl\!dlfl.\l‘)m uotlfln Plutm-fi Theatre. anl_‘ell O’'Brien M.\ns(rel-l 4t Davis The- Business Men's Night at Rockwelt Street Roque Grounds. § Palmyra Encampment, meets in Cdd Fellows' Hall. i.x-yeue Council, No. 207, LU st 3. B., meets in Foresters’ Hall” ANNOUNCEMENTS DAVIS THEATRE. - Three Great Acts and Feature Phota| title Plays For Friday and Saturday. For Friday and .Saturday of this Week the mfl-na’&ement ‘has bookgd an- other high cldss vaudeville show con- sisting of thres topline acts and fea- ture photo plays. Barney Stone and the Desmond Sisters head the bi!l in a zlassy singing, dancing and. costume full of ginger, the girls are_all beautiful and of the atest fads. If you want to see some- thing good don’t miss this- act. Joe and Marie Belmont are the second act and their act consists of singing, talking and whistlin; Joe Belmont is known as vaudeville’s best ‘whistler and enjoys the distinction of being calleed the human bird, a - sobriguet happily applied to°'one who is so won- derfully gifted as he. Mr. Belmont is known in e\ery city and town in the civilized id through the medium of the pho graph and talking ma- chine companies, who engage him ex- clusively for a¥ the ‘whistling solos and bird effeets you hear in the phono- graph. Dady . Dines completes the vaudeville and Dady is no new com- er to the vaudeville stage. He does a novel juggling act and can hold his own with the best of them. The whole three acts are all standard acts and an entertaining show is promised. In the photo plays The Saving of Young Anderson, a powerful two reel story of a big police depaftment is the feature the first of the Irving S. Cobb series of Our Mutual Girl will also be shown and Seldiers .of Misfortune, a vstone comedy of the funniest kind. Don’t forget the big bargain matinee every day at 2 o'clock, 5 and 10 cents. If you haven’t already secured your seats for Neil O'Brien and his -Ameri- can Minstrels, do so early today. DAVIS THEATRE. Neil O'Brien’s Minstrels, Matinee and Night Today. In all the splendor and freshness of 2 brand new’ scenic production, with a company of undoubted superiority and with all new acts and features, Neil O’Brien and his Great American Min- strels, now on their third annual tear will be the attraction at the Davis theatre this afternoon and evening. Few organizations ever promoted have more aecidedly, or mcre quickly gained public esteem and confidence than this enterprise headed by one of America’s most distinguished mipstrel stars_and the announcement of its ap- proaching engagement in this city con- veys to the discriminating theatrego- ers an evening of much good class fun and many a hearty laugh. The O'Brien minstrels now ‘occupy a foremost po- sition among organizations of its kind, a distinctior gained by meritorius per- formances in the past, performances clean and free of all objectionable fea- tures. yet lively and exhilerating throughout. This season Mr. O'Brien and his manager, Oscar F. Hodge, have as- sembled a company of prominence, the ensemble of comedians and vocalists taking rank with any minstrel organ- ization promoted in many vears. 'Be- sides the star, the roster of come- diens includes Harry Van Fossen, who makes his return to minstrei this eason,_ after a vear's absence in mu- ical comedy, Eddie Mazier, who has been a strong feature with this com- pany ever since its conception' Pete Detzel, another favorite with O'Brien audiences, tittle Major Nowark, Doran and Strong and-+a score of others, all Ytop notchers. The singing features are promised, as particularly” delightful, the list o star vocalists including among. oth- ers such well known names as David Norrjs a phenominal” basso, James Barardi, tenor, Nick Voerg, a male sopran: said to possess a voice of wonderfu! range and quality, Leslie Berry, baritone, Charles R. ‘Wright, Jonathan Haw. Billy Curran, F. B Hodges and a large chorus. Frank Fuhrer again directs the special or- chestra, while the specialties are prom- ised as numerous and classy including a_ new act by Neil O'Brien called “Demon Rum of a Dry Town,” in which the star appears supported by cast. Matinee prices, lower Balcony, 50c and Evening, 25c, 35¢, 50c, 75¢ $1.00, Secure your seats early. The amount .of ore handled on the Great Lakes each year amounts to 45,000,000 tons. % Dt AR o wt coton 1 massa | Svin Tes af : Vaudevitle mampm- at Davis off afn‘tl!rg]fi'nw ploy wmund" d lt)l:: directi‘zx of Herbun Mp, ‘responsible Piceo? N.Y The 25t orld was Snent," and the landinx parts are en- Baird, Leah . and William Welsh. ‘The plot and di- rection are so unigue that this film is in- a class by-itself. A very pretty:novelty is presented by Rgymonds Posing Dogs. in their scenic -offering_entitled e Hunt.” These thoroughbread hunting dogs are so wonderfully trained that it is hard only'at the finish of the act that t.hey show - any signs of life. This is one of the prettiest acts ever seen in Nor- wich. Tyson and Barbour are 'a pair of refined singers and dancers, who have an _exceptionally < mneat act. They are good singers, fine dancers, and have some beautiful costumes. .| acted by heavy weight juggler. Frenchman who was playing in the ‘West when the present European sit- uation -came to a crists. He came East but was unable to get passage back to France to j his regiment, but arranged to sail for England from Boston next week and the Auditorium is his last engagement in this country. To close the show we have the great Ford Sterling himself in “Snookies Flirtation.” ~No. need .to say any more_ Ford is a show all by himself Don't forget tomorrow - brings the last chapter of the great “Lucille Love” series. See how the mystery is solved. _COLONIAL THEATRE. A Diamond in the Rough,” Immense Two Reel Kalem Feature Film. Almost: everyone loves a story of life in_ high soclety, and today the Colonial offers Anna Nilsson and Guy Coombs in just such a drama; one of the strongest outputs of th& big Kalem star cast. It tells of a young society girl who marries a very wor- thy fellow, just because she is peeved at the fellow she does love. She dox not love her husband at firgt; but the sight of the true nature of her form- er lover proving that she had misplac- ed her love. she finds that the man she married: is the right man. after all. © He however, has left his home town, upon finding his wife's lack of love; -and she follows him west, and suddenly comes upon him caught in a bear trap. Her timely afrival and devotion and_his self-sacrificing .1\ ture, prove them to be rightly mated after such a strenuous honeymoon. “The Idiot.” is a spectacular Biograph drama and other features are, “Bron- cho Billy, Outlaw,” with Anderson_and “The Ever Gallant, Marquis,” and “Up- to-Date Courtship,” two Edison com- edies provide the laughs on the pro- gramme. BRIEF- STATE NEWS Bridgeport—The American Cycle Cer company of this 'city -has been sued for $12,000 damages by the Split- dort Electrical company of Newark, commodious new at the corner of North - Main and Meadow streets, will be opened on La- bor day. Norwalk.—George Otte of Norwalk is heir to $350,000 left him in the will of the late Mrs. Addie Butler of Cus Cob, who ‘passed away leaving an es- tate -of $1 500,000 in money and prop- erty. Devon.—Word, - has - been received from Herbert ddler, a former res: dent of Devon, who has been spending the last: three months in England, of his- departure from thnt country for America. Ansonia,—Chief of Police Thomas S Ellis and M:ss Fierence Hull were quietly married at the home of the bride's. parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Hull, on High street. There were no attendants and only a few of the im- mediate relatives of the bride were present. Shelton—At the hearing before Judge William S. Case of the superior court in Hartford, the appointment oi Jugdge J. B. Dillon of Shelton as tem- NEIL O’'BRIEN under | use Sage is a -cienunmny ‘made pre'pantlon that gives the hair just what is needed to make it soft fluffy, thick and gloriously radiant. It is . delicately ' perfumed; is inex- pensive, and can be had at all drug and toilet counters or from the Lee & Osgood Company. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve for Piles, _ Constipation Causes Sickness. Don’t permit yourself to become con- stipated, as your system immediately begins to absorb poison < from the backed up waste matter. Use Dr. King’s New Life Pills and keep well. There is no better safeguard against illness. Just take one dose tonight. 25c-at your druggist. e — porary receiver of the Shelton Basket company was confirmed and tie tem- porary receiver was authorized to con- tinue the business of the firm for four months. Plymouth-—At the Lake Componnce baby show, Mr. and Mrs. William Mor- ton’s six months' old son, Ellsworth, was awarded a silver cup and a $5 gold piece for being the prettiest baby from Plymouth. Georgetown.—The boiler house of the extemsive wire making plant of the Gilbert & Bennett Manufacturing company here was destroyed by fire caused by the explosion of the night watchman’s lantern. The lost is es- timated of $3,500, and is covered by insurance. New Britain—According to the new caucus regisiration just completed by the registrars, this city is strongly re- publican, with 4,624 registered follow- ers of the G. O. P. Old Mother De- mocracy ranks next with 1,434 regis- tered sons, and the Bull Moosers come in a bad third with ‘but 115 of their flock entered. LEGAL NOTICE Special City Meeting MAYOR’S OFFICE City of Norwich, Connecticut. To Either Sheriff of the City of Nor- wich, Greeting: You are hereby directed to warn the electors of the City of Norwich to meet in the town hall in said city on Tuesday, August 25, 1914, at eight o'clock in the evening to determine whether the city shall sanction the borrowing if such sum or sums, not exceeding in the aggregat thirty thousand dollars, as may be essary to pay the current expenses of the city and the interest on bonds fal due prior to the collection of t city taxes, payable in October, 1914, and shall authorize the Court of Common Council to make appropriations cov- ering d gbligations; the sum or sums thus borrowed to be repaid up- on the collection of said taxes. Dated at Norwich, Connecticut, Au- gust 19, 1914. TIMQTHY C, MURPHY Mayor of the City of Norwich I hereby certify that the above and foregoing is the warning directed to me for service by publication. Attest; GUSTAV THUMM. A Sheriff of the City of Norwich. ~ = FRANK E. SHAFFER VS. SOPHRO- igint of the said Frank . Shaffer, claiming, for the reasons therein set forth, a divorce, returnab.e on the first Tuesday of September, 1914, before the Superior Court in and for sai@ County. It agyea.rlng to and being found by the subscribing authority that the said defendant, Sophronia J. Shaffer, is ab- sent from this State—gone to parts unknown. It is therefore ordersd, That notice of the pendency of sald complaint be given sajd defendant by publishing this order in The Norwich Bulletin, a news- paper printed in Norwich, Conn., once a week for two woeks, successive.y, commencing on or before the 20th day of August, 1914. ERD R. NOR| HIB: MAN, A.ulstant C]er'k of the Superior Court r New London County. aug20Th NOTICE—Taken by virtue of an ex- ecution to me directed and will besoldat public vendue to the highest bidder, at he public signpost at--the corner of Main and Market straets, in the Towa of Norwich, 14 days after date, which will be on Thursday, the 27th day of August, 1914, at 9.30 o'clock in the forenoon, to satisty sald execution and my fees thereon, the following de- scribed property,” to wit: 1 clock, 1 filing cabinet, 1 'rolltop desk, 1 stocs and pipe, 1 siep ladder, 3 chairs, 2 ta- bles, 1 counter scale, 2 coal hatchet, 1 upright show case, tes show cases, 1' small show casd, 1 Pr mier cash register, .1 tobacco cutter, 1 cigar cliper, 17 papers Snw. tobacc>, 15 tins chewing tobacco, 1 case Signet ink, 1 case marked 7992 with contents, 1 Jot school rulers, 5 pencl cases, card case witn cards and chips, 4 packs playing cards, 37-steel wound violin strings, 28 'steel wound _mandolin strings. 3 doz._steel ~wound itar st boxes small wax candles, & Bacmorandim Dooka L. Sigar lighter, 3 doll heads, 5 dolls complete, 21 writing pads, 2 bottles Inky racer, 3 pen and Pencil ‘holders, with ' penholders and pencils, 110 novels, counters, store iot of s, 20 candy dis- play dishes, some with candy, 2 Genso jars, one lwm. candy, 15 Electric pads cks playing cards, -x tions, afl Christmas: an ter boxes with R 12 - boxes 'rompuuon cigars, ‘2 Dboxes Perfects 36 boxes Noble cigars, 4 o “plug tobaceo, 2 boxes rubber erasers. 1 box with steel pens, 12 boxes with assorted candies, 2 boxes furnish- ed fish lines, 3 boxes toy balloons, 1 box assorted fishing tackle, 1 box rub- ber balls, 4 boxes wood tops, 1 box top strings, 3 boxes matches, 2 boxes gandled aimonds, 3 boxes. correspon- ence cards, 1 two-pound nox olates. 3 boxes dnmlhuqs, 25 Boxes pc:fwr box rubber balls, 1 Box. inkwel Is. i _box lead pencils, 1 Box fly kil with p Ing carda, | box tinsels, 10 boxes s, eh.ckel souve: n\l’ cards, ll bo(uu rounhln pen Carter’: mur ehxek::l» lot lfinn gt s, lat T “ou P SoTianenus: B g’l::‘f:“b:‘m‘ stock 8t Norwich. this 13th 1514, nc'r’l';‘er B B ean WANTED WANTED—A cottage house contain- ing about sevenm rooms, with modern Ampruvemenu and barn. Address G. Pingpank, 48 Main St ug20d WANTED—A lively salesman and collector for Singer sew- ing machines; fine proposition = good mi PLY_eVel.ups DeLWeen 5 and 6 oclock l! Singer Store. QE nuhl Street. WANTED—Small_tenement, wl(h tm- provements, in good neighborhood. Ad. dress Tenement, Bulletin Co. aug2di | —FOI WANTED—AIl round blacksmitn, at 53 Center St Willimantic, Conn. steady job. Jallheau & Ducharme. Phone 331- aug19d WANTED—To buy a working horse, about 1300, Gus * Tambert,:- Gocum. Leiephoie 556-b. augl19d WA‘\ITED—RDGm apd board in_pri- vate family, centrally focated. Address Box 22, care The Bulletin Co. auglid WANTED — stenographer and typs- writer desires ositien; can _s| en.k French fluently. Address Box $5, letin Office. auslsd WANTED—A man to work on farm; must be a sood milker. Hesbert West, Stonington, Conn. augisd “OWING TO THE WAR, we had to lay off cne of the hands on our clock, but the sales on the Cobweb Corner in- creased. See the “Perry” self cleaning glpe in our window. Fagan's Smoxe hop. auglsd razor blades to 227 Main St Founs man as WANTED—Safety sharpen. E. Kirby, auglld OVER 15,000 government life jobs to men and women; $65 to $150 month; 2cmmon education suffictent; Norwich examinations coming; scription ana sample questions free. Franklin Institute, Dept. 350, Roches- ter, N. Y. Je27d WANTED—Piano _tuning. A 4ap, 3 298 Prospect St., City. y1d HELP WANTED Waitress, Dishwasher, General House- workers, man to run a Boarding House, FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran. Supt. Central Bldg. A G. Gor- Tel. 682-2. FOR SALE JUST ARRIVED with 25 Horses of all kinds, three nice, big pairs right out of work, also some nice chuncks and drivers. All nicely broken and gentle. Come and see them. Prices right this time. Tel. 1139. ELMBR R. PIERSON. At Pleasant View a four-room cottage, frontag: only $1 A three-room bungalow, barn, 43 acres of land, near the beach, 400 cords of élandmx Wood on place; price only lot has 75 feot modern improvements; price A 25-acre farm, house, plenty of frilt d some wood and timber; price only An $5-acre farm, 14-room house, barn 40x60, horse barn, crib and henneries, abundance of friit and plenty of wooi. 4% miles from Westerly; price $3000 $1000 ~ash, balance on mortgage at & _ Farm Bulletin Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad Street—Rooms 1 and 2. Westerl¥, R. L Telephone 365 LOST AND FOUND. LOST—A three year milch cow. Jake Monty, bury. LOST—Friday, Aug, 14th, cuff link, set with diamond. ~Reward on return to Bugbee's Grain Store, Willimantic. auglsd ola heifer, South Ca part of MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and secu es of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. THE COLLATEML Loaw co, 142’ Mai T livied 187 9 a. m. to 8 p. m, Daily, 10 a. m, to 1 p. m. Sundays The Phrase Is still ringing in your ears about our First-class Dentistry at moderate prices. It is this: It Stands ‘The Test Of Time Worth repeating, because it is true DR. F. C. JACKSON DR. D. J. COYLE Succeeding the King Dental Company, 208 Main Street. Next to Boston Store. Lady Attendant. Phone 1282-3 122 Prospect Street, Norwich, Ct ‘Phone 511 aty Her: | Eastern Connsetbnt conet o Toe Bun letin for business results. ’&oo FOR SALE SFECIAL SALE on sugar. 14 AR5 :lgr“ul;. ey 3o n sfia&hu;:: st. Norwics, Conn FOR SALE—One pair [} n.nd 7 yu.r- old; one ibs., years horu. 1ooa 1bs., 8 years old; AR Sy class, soun: Block Island, R. L ALE—ln Wl. East oF th. ‘Faros both Bstate of all and small all - One two h.'fi s of land, t:l:lel’ed, r school, Main S In Brooklyn Center, 29 Aacre, Ben- tleman’s summer home, $7,800. nory house, barn, East Brool klyn. Four acre gentleman’'s summer hom.. $4,800. Ecth in Brookiyn, the home of sumi- mer homes and are modern ia l"!’ respect. It would be imy describe this FOR SALE—Round bottom power boat, fine condltlon original cost over $200, cash price ediately l?i. Box ii. care of The Bulle!ln. R SALE—One or a pair o{ horu.-. flve -nd seven years, bay and black, 1250 and 1uyy Ibe.; price 5 Yail, Yantic, Ct. aug low; fearless. Tel. Leb. 33-4 mgsb- seen but by the jort. gvolw: h-m‘b-t. TO RENT .‘m woula lize o Clll aug20d m an to two. board 1if T.I. 1161-2. 358 TO RENT — At Pine Grova. Nlll and na. Sc West. Statn’ t. cny. augis RENT—Basement _tenement at ee rooms at,56 School St. Inquire at &flhfln Office. % FURNISHED ROOMS—Centrally lo- cated. Emma Morse, 13 Union St. ~ Je2a RNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- veniences, 38 Union St.. Phone 1051-3. Iviid FOR RENT Summer Cottages F3R 35\T Watch Hill, Weekapaug, Pleasant View Rentals $175-$2,500 season Inspection by appointment FRANK W. COoY 6 High Street, Westerly, R. I. Long Distance Telephone FOR SALE—Two automobiles, in good condition, at low prices; each 40 horse power. Charles P, Willlams, Stonington, Conn. auglsd about dariving. uglsd FOR SA! welghs 1050, suitable for work or Apply 38 Fifth S “FOR SALE—One mule, §00d_roader ;nuu-ound. Address John R. uemlc. antic. LE—Horse, FOR SALE—Nearly 200 rld sows for Auxun and Septem| in cludin; 3 Chénn 1eteer AboSt 138 ung and Mulefeet. Abou 3 two to six months old, 0. qlaa Chinas, Essex, ¥or|uhlre!~ and Berkshires. ~Pigs ""l’? months old in lots t> su from one to a car. We not lu fancy prices, and we_ uarantee ship- ‘e have approxi- y 5,000 l‘l.cl from. New Eng] ‘l‘uld Live Bzock Oo.. body, ll‘. 33;acce auburban fafm on trolley aia state r out uf eity, 8- smooth and easily, worked, g0od orch- ard, Sty foet road trontage: can be soid or’ vuilding purposes for for entire farm. © Will be #0id with of Wiinout three ¢ team, farming Loois, ete. An op) ortun..y o obtaia 4 nie place at a low 53 Particulars of RYON 8 AOT.N(A Wiliimantie, Cou THINK IT | m — 250 noteheads and 250 6% (regular business g eavelcpes, neatly printed, !or $1.90; o0 each, 33.00. Send for and pricés for any prinuing ynu are in nesd The Bulletin Company, Norwich, Can: FOR SALE—The Leonard W. Teal estate In Norwich, consis the large mansion house, ¢ dwel houses, 2 barns, oulbufldln‘lw l. acres of land, conveniently the city of Norwich, a terms attractive to the property has its own water suppt Apply to William H. Shields, 35 Broad- way, Norwich, Cunn_ octléd ¥OR SALE—O. I C. pigs, thoroush- breds, registered, none better In gountry, . udlow Farm, North Ston! ton, R. F. D. 5, Norwich, Conn. H.'F. Button. 1 AM BUYING rlrg of all kinds. Anyone having same, drop postal- to Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Conn. dec1sd COWS FOR SALE A larger and better assortment on hand than ever. JAMES H. HYDE, Tel. Lebanon, Ct. North -Franklin Bacon of FOR SALE Brick Business Block on Frank- lin Street, producing more than 10 per cent. on gross investment; good opportunity to secure de- sirable property; easy terms if desired. Inquire of Thomas Il Beckley May Building, ~ Phones 724 278 Main Street < 474:3 HOW'S THIS? Cottage House, - | six rooms and bath. Lot 100 feet square . Large barn ... All yours for $3,000 ARCHA W. COIT Opp. Y. M. C. A, Norwich, Ct. AUCTION ‘Will be sold at our plant Bradford, R. L, ww;;-..-.uum-.-.. rain or shine, 40 h. p. Economic hori- Tontal bolior 50 kb’ high speed Borl: zontal engine, contractor's engine wi h Dotler, 10%10 American air Sompressy run lell than two years, n(’l\ air compressor. 2 steel afr tanks. 16 - P. Char &asoline fil. e, 2 granite olishing machines, polishing wheela, z&n'":nwttfic 5 dd flhmm e S an Ifl express wagon and various m! e- ous articles: also @ quantity of rouga and finished te and mo- :o%gl:aa:: wm;_i!. Alva c-m? ik CREANDALL GRANTTE CO. - aug20THSTu m J. F. CONANT, 17 Franklin fl. $2,000. " .$1,000 § 800, size: FOR SALE FOR SALE 35 LAFAYETTE STREET 10 room house in good condition with improvements, steam heat, large lot, on the trolley line. The place a barn with 4 stalls, some fruit on premises. Price reasonable. Francis D. Donohue ' CENTRAL BUILDING ~ For Sale Right near the center of the city, a fine piece of business JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetuckee St - Norwich. Ct. FOR SALE TWO COTTAGES on Lot 100x300 Near Greeneville Bridges for $1700 JAMES L. CASE 40" Shetueket St. Norwich, ¢ DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FARM? | have on my list over one hundred— situated New London and Windham Counties. -All kinds of farms, from $1000 up. The roads be in good shape n :hwwld be ph-nd to -how If mtnrmcd dvfl't dol-r—- they are selling fast. WILLIAM F. HILL Real Estate and Mnsurance Telephone 147 25 SHETUCKET ST, FOR SALE New eight-room ' semi-bungalow on Linden Parkway. Strictly modern, with hardwood floors and finish - throughout, electric lights, hot water heating and every possible convenience. Lo- cated in choicest residential section of city. An example of what a modern house should be. N. TARRANT, & CO. ¥17 Main Street; Norwich COL. EARL N. GALLUP ~ AUCTIONEER graduate tmm».lone-;y\n%. School n: Aucunn-nnx. pecialty of Farm an Pedigreed St.;. Merchandise and Real, Estate Sales. Address To the Farmers of this Section Now is the time to list your farms 'wflma u = past ng or _ l'l’_l them deviie Or. m-flc ence at (R i e Aoq,.‘ & precipices, cohill and With “the’ dank midnight, creep or Such mucl.d -and eyeless thing of Sueh shapes as tempt us to Life of a aiscreative ’mpotsnca. About_thelr ir peski . the. shark, thele In lhle nllck azure far beneath the Or downward swéeps upon what prey may dare Set forth from any - silent, weedy But m;eudellrn on all their slopes iy Desire of to«l. the awful : hunger strife Yet ]here. ‘it may be,-was begun our the dreams on which our vision détes In unevolved obscurity were bound. Too l;rlnge it ‘is, too“terrible! An1 It matters not how wewere wrought, or whence Life came.to w 'lt‘h all its throb nténse Tt in it is a Godly Immanen It matters not—if haply we are more creatures, h: Bling forcs alf conceived by « Tba.l sweeps the universe in a chanse ourse; For only In Tnmeaning Might is met The intolerable though can r i ght nonme +Cale Young Tice, in Century. - Jinks—Would you marry pretty as a picture? Binl Frost—- The appotntments of Billy's, motor-car are beautiful. Everything is frst-class. Snow—Yes, everything but the passengers.—Life. Frost—Do you think the auto has an ermobunl influence? Snow—Welil, speaking. personally, “we have been fined and refined.—Judge. “You've Dl'aed ‘on to' the green_ sir.” €ll, why on earth didn’t you tell me?” “I was afraid I might put yer off yer stroke, sir."—London Tatler. © . “Why - do m quarrel with husband so. these days? Have you ceased to love him?" ‘®No; but the cook GMBVI it. She lingers with us hoping n:e a fight—Louisville Courfer-. Jou “You know. daughter, your flance annoys us. He gives orders, he wants to command here, and I don't like it.” “Oh. never mind, father! I marry in fifteen days—these are his last ca- prices.”—Paris Pages Folles. “I suppo&e vou gre thinking up new lblnn to" tell the peosl: out home.” replied Senator rghum. “Tm lrylng to flud some way to take back what I told them when I was there before.”—Washington Star, Chauffeur (under auto)—I beg your pardon, sir, but would you mind back~ ing the car up a little? Owner—' the matter? Chauffeur—My face caught in the works.—Pennsyl: Punch Bowl, Excitable Hel!o! say 'g time to guess riddles. Tell me yx zelf Who you are—Beston Transcript. “Why -don’t you want to -ern?' “I have consScientious scruples agai: capital punishment” “T don’t nndcr- stand such _foolishness,” ghw ‘wrong your Party (‘. telephone)- is Who is this, T Near Boulder. Col, ‘25 beavers re- cently knawed down 100 trees, some of them three feet thick. Brussels maintains. a school for grave diggers, through- which men must pass to take up that occupation. A Cuban exhibit will occupy 70,000 feet at the Retail Grocers’ Associa- tion exposition in Boston mext Octo- In the course of one year more than 6,000 persons were identified by their 1n¢‘ sl"hlu in the London tollee Court. The number .of - postage stamps Tor. the United States govern: year amounted to 9,773,- The United States’ bill for diamonds the last decade has been just about enough to buy-and build the Panama Canal. — Experiments are under way in In- dia with coollu; ‘buildings by forcing currents air through hollow walls with eloctrlc fans. Wooden ‘spoons are almost the onfy kind used by the peasant class of Russia, which forms_ 77 per cemi. of the entire population. A student board of health has been organized in Columbia University to improve eating-bouses and restaurants near the university. Russia i making great efforts develop unproductive ‘ pasts of Caucasus by preventing river and ' increasing irrigation construction. Fofty Hi on silence ltflke ln Bu