Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 28, 1914, Page 12

-and - Motion Fistures at inm. Fictures at f.‘o)nnnl Theatre. ixfil and Photopinys eet. ’Ti' i’-cl " meets in Dow M:: No. 71 in sill Home. Latayette Council, Ne. 207, L'U. Jo m::u in Foresters’ Hall ANNOUNCEMENTS - DAVIS THEATRE. . New Five Act Vaudeville Show To- * day—Drop in and Keep Cool, 5 For the mid-week chonge of pro- gram at this popular theatre anothes class bill has been d of special are curried by this act and everything is dome to make this act stand out two clever comedians who do a com- edy singing and acrobatic dancing is in a class by itself. 0 like real good singing Duo will prove a treat, ese two boys have splendid voices songs are all well chosen. In addition to the singing they play musical selections on the gui-. tar. Jim Dixon is all by himself and a8 a character comedian he does not l-fl!' any help, he is'quite capable of supplying enough entertainment to everyone happy. Blanche and Isabelle complete the vaudeville part of the bill, and those two clever ladies have a neat singing and musical act, that always makes a big hit wherever they appear. In the photoplays the erican drama ‘wood, called Her Fighting Chance, an intense story of a woman who con- quered herself. Our Mutual Girl will also be seen today in many new ad- ventures. The other photoplays are The Quicksands, a powerful H.Mecfic drama, with Courtney Foote and Lil Men Gish. When Villains Meet is Keystone to stand you away happy. Ladies at- tending the matinee today will re- celve a copy of the first number of Our Mutual Girl Weekly, an interest- ing magazine that gives the story of the picture each week. If you want to kesp cool these hot days, just drop in to the Davis, the cooiest place in the city. COLONIAL THEATRE. Her Husband, Two Reels, and The . Father’s Scapegoat, Co-Star Films. Her Husband, is a brilliant story of the exrors of a hasty marriage, where a young girl student at a board- ing school elopes with a fellow stu- dent, by which error the girl is led into a series of difficuities. She leaves him, and seeks empioyment in the office of a society man, and while there her ‘miscreant husband seeks her out and robs the safe, leaving the blame upon her. He is traced down, how- and in desperation leaps into the vator shaft tohhlti death. Futher's Scapegoat e very strong Blograph drama that will hold the attention for today, and is along the society line, and canmot fail to enter- tain. A Night Out is a roaring Edi- son comedy and tells of the troubles of two joy seekers, who get their overcoats mixed in a scramble during a cafe fire. There are also two bur- lesque Biograph comedies. Tomorrow there will be shown War Is Hell, a four reel feature by the same cast and in the same country (Holland) as the famous Loyalty, which made such a big hit at the Colonial last week. It is superbly colored, as was Loyalty, and is an artistic triomph and success, America’s Foremost Protean Actor, James J. Morrison, at Auditorium Today. There is always one genunine head- liner at this popular house, and that Position today is filled most ably by James J. Morrison & Co. America’s foremost Protean actor, in the re- markable comedy-drama, The Call of Justice. To look at this playlet one would think that there were at least ten or twelve people in the cast, but as a matter of fact there are but three. Mr. Morrison plays nine or tenm parts, each with a complete change of cos- tume, and so rapidly that it seems a physical impossibility for one to do it. This act is personally known to the management, who guarantee it to be absolutely the best of its kind in ex- istence. Fred Weber, a comedy ventriloquist, and Bertha Rich, a sprightly come- dienne, fill the other two places on their bill with their clever specialties. The photoplays for today are: In the Fangs of Jealousy, a two reel dramatic feature from the Paris- Eclair Studios In the Days of His Youth, a Rex-Smalley drama and Temper vs. Temrer, an Imp comedy with dainty Ethel 'Grandin. Tomor- row brings the third series of the famous Lucille Love. See it and see if you can get some of that $100 week- ly prize money. The Auditorium has electric fans placed where they do the most good and in addition to the fan equipment, a large 36 inch exhau;t blower an electric ozonator, and 32 windows keep the temperature in the theatre always many degrees cooler than the street and vou will find the Auditorium the coolest theatre in Norwich. BT BRIEF STATE NEWS Stratford—Okenuck tribe of Red Men will hold a Memorial service on Monday evening which will be open to the public. 5 Derby.—The Connecticut company has concurred with the city officials in the repaving matter. Sheet asphalt will be used between the tracks. Milford—A meeting of the general committee for the 275th anniversary celebration in August is to be held in the chapter house Friday evening. Meriden—Capt. William E. Bliss, who returned last Saturday from a trip to Europe, brought back with him a very valuable dog known as a Belgian police dog. Ansonia—The exhibit of sewing and drawing done By the pupils of the zrades all over the city, which has been opened in the city hall, is a reve- lation to all who attend. um that will supply the laughse) IS “m ‘the ecommon council, < Dpiler Taind Oo) C. A £, G Ko, [T S RSl S No. 54. A. O. H, L, R N. A, meets | reliove ‘present eondl aul-Nation Night for Blks at Bike St. take uj P Oomlcy the blem, with a view to drafting such egislation as will obviate or tend to FOR SALE FOR SALE Stock and fixtures of retail Drug Store, centrally Ilocated and doing a prosperous. busi- ness. Good reason- for selling. Principals only may obtain full informetion from ‘Thomas H, Beckley s WANTED - looms. A’P. gu: Pa ouuukm e W en um-, Westerly, R. 1. nm—«l:vryono to l!t.nd tho Chaperone, at the M Chl\mr{ Baptist church n:u evening. 1'WOULD LIKE to communicate with a !ew small stockholders of the New { Haven R. R. who would join me in a n ool- mayisd { deal whereby we ma to get May Building Phones: 724 3?@{?““’3: thr;\lnrh ,:ur Nevtv mmv:‘n ndin; = 278 Main Strost 474-3 O the" company. . blease reply fairs of the coi y. quickly. J. (:.m"‘ll 3 Johnston, Noroton Heights, Conn. . may28d WANTED — Ladies: A 'fascinating home business; tinting postcards, pic- }uru ete. lpu.lre time; mflum;eu week- ¥; no canvassing; es ; partic ulars free. Ar(lg(, BT tan S(,. New York. 'ANTED—Two carpenters. U. > F‘lnllhing Co. mi BEFORE BUYING THEM ELSE- WHERE. ol PENNSYLVANIA EXPRESS: CO, 357-353 East 34th St, ° New York City. MUST BE SOLD WITHIN THE NEXT THIRTY DAYS. 140 Young Work Horses and Mares 140 In good condition, weighing from 900 to 1600 lbs. These hornl have beer bought green within past two years and have been n-ed in and around tho city. Among them -are matched teams suitable for general bus- iness, also several pavement 2ore maresa Elcu, single horses 3$45 to $200, $115 to $400. (30) days' triat allowed; if not as represented can be returnea within trial time. No reas- onable offer refused. One block from Long Island Ferry.- All horses shipped 400 miles from New York City, with -blankets and halters and collars. All cars transfer to the door. One bl.ck from Lnn’ Island Ferry. Murm NAIL maningfl between 7 rerkins, Sachem Terrace. W ompetent girl for house- work; must be good ocook. Address Box 475, Btnnin‘ton. Conn. may28d WA le wnan to work on farm; must. ll'n erstand milking und drivi; oxen; references desired. Ad- dress x 141, Wauregan, Conn. may28d WANTED—A on a farm. Ad mly 284 hee for a bo; B., care to work ulletin. Bafety razor blades shacp- enod y BE. Kirby, over car Blades guaranteed. WAmlD—A! once, horseshoer and bber _at Jos. Goyette’s Blacksmith p, Taftville, Conn. may28a W. — Young business man wants two connecting rooms adjacent to bath, in private 1ly, absolutely high clase location; break: st, and din- ncr if possible; pleasant surroundings mou.tod and Peterences given; per- mu:unL Address Apartment, care Bul- letin Co. may28d WANTED — An agent in every town in New .ondon county to handie tne Studebaker automobile, as it i& the best $1060 car on the m.rkot. with full electric lights and tartér. Ad- dress Auto Sales Oo 176 Aliyn St., Hartford, Ct. mz)l&d WANTED—At once, & man for !en- eral farm work. G. A. Jencks, K. . 8, Norwich. may20 WThSTuThS WANTED—ANn_ex) Dlv ltl, Frank T. lenced cook. ‘urner, 15 Brold t. WA!'I‘ID——AII able man who is will- ing to go and sell heal! and accident insurance; and commission. Ap- to Charles N. Gordon, 210 V\'eu ain St. ay37d WANTED—Old geese feather beds; best cash prices paid. Address C. F. Dickinson, Conn. M e mn. Cona. ence on g;]l or niel~ y21d 'QOIL 196 Cen!r‘.l Ave. gm Baal. Teliable .bom 15 APty West Siad Bl -r-owum of government life jobs now open to men n.nd women; $65 U $150 month; Norwic! inations an- nounced July !6!.!: desoription and sample S:elthm free. Franklin In- udtute pt. 35-N., Rochester, N. Y. may26éd TO AVOID Ntfln the fingers when dx’lvlnz nails, fimmmar with both hands and a Shelton Squ:h.r. mild 5¢ igar b.tweon our. teeth. goxe Shop, l‘i’lfln St. 3a WANTED—A competent girl !0! gen- eral housework. Mrs. Frank Hemp- stead, 89 mcKinley Ave. may23d W. mpetent waitress; good wages. Apply Mrs. E. A. Palmer, Un casville, Conn. may22d WANTED—Live man, a worker, book orders; permanent position; pay ail you can earn. Write C. R. Burr & Co.,” Nurserymen, Manchester, Conn. may22d WANTED — Two steady work and pay. Niantic 18. Co., Bast Lyme Conn. may22d WANTED—A competent woman for general housework; one willing to go to the country for the summer; refer- Apply to Bulletin Of- mayild situated in New London and Windham Counties. All kinds of farms, from The ro-dl being in good shape n 1 would be plunod to lhmn nny nterested pa if interested, don’t d-lny—.a th.y are selling fast. Real Estate and Insurance Telephone 147 25 SHETUCKET S8T. House, barn and henneries, some fruit, land can be work: by machin- Westerly, price $1250. An 8$5-acre farm, about four miles 40x56, woodshed and hennery; price $3000; $1000 down, balance Cottages at Pleasant View; $i250 win buy a four-rcom cottage, all furnished, age. cend for Wilcox’s Farm Bullstin WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, Central Ther : Buildiag, Westerly, R. L ] have on my list over or:s hundred— $1000 up. ot these places to WILLIAM F. HILL ery, place is situated three miles from from Westerly; new house, large barn gage at & per cent. Investigate! 1ot on pond side and has 75 feet frumt- QJust issusd-—ochoice of 406). 41 West Broad Sizect—Reoms 1 and 2, Cffice No. 365. TeL Residenmce 537, vesoas Auctioneer AUCTION On account of ext-reme i1 health spinners; good west of Brooklyn village, on the Wind- ham road, the following described per- sonal property, on MONDAY, JUNE 1, 1914, 2t 10 oclock 2. m. 1 chestnut mare, a very good driver and suitable for family or farm use; 1 cow, 1 two-horse iron axle team wag- on, ‘2% in. axle, 1 wheel harrow, 1 spring tooth harrow, 2 two-horse mow- ing machines, 1 good rake, 2 M iron beam plows, | cuitivator, 1 two-horse express wagon, 1 good democrat wag- on, 1 two-horse tip cart, 1 express sleigh, grindstones, dog_power, 1 ences required. fice. for enamel ware. Drop postal t Ehae ¥eliert, Colchester, Conn. apr3od WANTED—SIngle man for general farm work and teaming, able to milk. «Inquire Glen Rock Farm, Mystic, Conn. mar21ld llllh lo- -sn cd on clnzt T{‘ be., "nnr' for 31.21 B\uloun Co, Frinters, Norvlc WANTED—Piano tuning. cn;;l:tl Prospect 3t. City. _— HELP WANTED Attendants (female), Cook, General Housework Kitchen Maid, Chamber Maid. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bidg. EGGS EGGS EGGS g We want fifty thousand dozen Native Eggs. Will pay highest market THE ALLEN-BEEMAN CO., |} Commerce Street. set of tackle blocks and rope, nearly w, a lol of bags, some lumber, a few bunches of shingles, a lot of top wood, everything in the line of forks, hoes, shovels, rakes, chains and iron bars, also a few R. L Red hens. Some household goods. If decidedly stormy, first fair day following. may28d MERRILL LADD. COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIONEER A graduate from Jones’ Nat. Schooi of Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock. Merchandise and teal Estate Sales. Address [R. F. D. No. 1, Moosup, Ct. | THE Telephone 1-3 LOST AND FOUND LOST—On FOR SALE FOR SALE GERANIUMS Rear of 227 Broadway FOR SALE Two tenement house with im- prcvements, including heat, elec- tricity and hard wood floors, situated on Broad Street, near trolley car line and filve min- utes’ walk to center of the city. Always well rented, large loan can be negotiated if necessary. Inquire of FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Buiiding Norwich, Ct. C Broadway, near Lord's Barber Shop, gold rimmed leather spec- tacle case. Finder will return to The Chelsea Savings Bank and reward, FOUND—_Three red heifers strayed Owner can have ma!z!d FOUND—Came to my home, May lu, 1914, a small black and tan dog, with whife spots; had no collar; answers to the name Prince. Owner can have same by paying charges. J. Fontain, High St., Baluie, Conn. may27d MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jeweiry @ud Securities of any kind at m. Lowest e £ Int t. An ol I General Delivery, Nor;vlch phnce. © | dition, an's | land; price low if sold before Juiag ist. o | Tel. CASH paid for rags and old rubbers, | gf wo?- | houses, Dol edTu | acres of mmuum ATTHEIATI OF ; Bc per Llne, Six Words to the Llne FOR SALE FOR SALE OR RENT—Furnishings of a nvo-rvwm flat. Appiy at 01 Wasn- ington Street y28d SALE Ten tohe of luy, " T Aa- drm“Box 141, w-un.;n, Conn. FOR me new milch heifer and also one w. Address uel Wibberley, So. Canterbury, may28d Conn. TO HENT TO RENT—A garage. Wost Main Bt © L-l‘—l'urnuhad nom tor the th ore. Apply Mre. N q Gucn HiU, R. 1. R.F. L. may26d ‘IR I’l’l\—\A toncm-nuot six rooms at No. 34 Hroadwa inguire of Ismac 8. Jonfi Richards Bulldlnl. 91 Main St lM\Il!" 246 FOR SALE—The Yankee Pocket Ad- der postpaid for only 1¢c; seif filling fountain puns prepaid 2oc. The Kitsuli Specialty ..ouse, ~new Haven, Conn. my:a FOR SALE—Ocean Beach and Nep- tune mk cottages, $250 _to §1,000; Ocean Beach, front row, $500 to 3300; $ to 13 rooms, all improvements and garage; speak quick. P. Hall _uaurts, New London. may2sd FOR SALE 15 sheep, 6 nice early lambs, also 4 new milch cows, 2 witn Antonlo Gerosa, Plainield, Ct FOR SALE—A young new much cow. Inquire Miss Elizabheth Whitford, South Canterpury, Conn. may28Tulh FOR SALE Kitchen stove, very cheap, if sold at_once used three mon(% Apply 217 Laurel Hill Ave. FOR SALE—One brown horse, 12 years old, weight nbout 1250; sound, gentle, fearless. C. Brenn, Scot- land, Ct. Tel 508-4, vnmc Div. may27d FOR SALB—Five horse motorcycle, just overhauled and in good running condition; price $i5. For particulars, x 900, Bulletin Office. may25M wF FOR SALE—To settle an estate, on trolley line and state road, one mile from railroad station at Niantic, chick- en and vegetable farm of 14 acres; near graded scnool and four churches; t ower Indian buildings and land in good condition Apple, pear and peach trees and small fruit. Address Warren G. Chapman, Groton, Conn. may26d ONE 1911 6 cyl. Plierce Arrow, 36, very complete equipment, new aint, price very low. x 442, may26d ONE 1911 6 cyl. Mathewson, A-1 con- model ' dition, six good tires, very complete equipment, a great bargain. Box 442, Norwich. may26d ONE 1913 4 cyl. b pdss. Maxwell lOUl‘h’IF tires, ne'?unl, good conan on prlce "$400. Hox 447, Norwich. 1913 4 cyl. 5 passenger E-M-F, complete equipment, fine condition; price very low. Box 442, Norwich, may26d FOR SALE—Lunch cart on Unlon street, Willimantic; good snuauon;l fully equipped: reasonable price. Ap- ply G. K. Allen, 88 Pleasant St. H _ may26d | “¥OR 36 Bliss provements. Heath, Norwich Town. n-ynd ALE—8even b, o with equ! nmcn urel Hill Ave., City, , Merkel mo- W. P, I%‘lll. lorc 225 may23 eari ow, Laundress for one. h . e..u °h gpnm. §L el 1814 z{u;zu FOR BA o!h bronze turkey gs from bardy lhnrou‘hbred Stock. s dosen. l., South Canterbury, Cenn. may33d FOR SALE—Hub range, In good con- only needs new bricks. Tel. 423-3. may23d SEASHORE Iots and cottages for sale and to rent; pays over 1( per cent. on purchase price. W. O. Stanton, Ston ington, Conn. maylsd FOR SALE GALES FERRY modern house of 9 rooms, % acre of Apply to FRANKLIN WN, Norw! ch Conn. maylbd FOR SALE—Tomato plants; set them now; Barliania, Earlibeli, Jow.u Bouny Best, Beauty, Stone and Dwart (.‘hn.m- plon, now ready; well plants; by the 100, 1000 or arger qunn- tities. ' ¥. E. PepKham, East sxde.‘uty. 1012. may: in Pictures; fllullrluonx H. FOR SALE—Panama contains 68 halftone bound in paper; mailed for 25 cents. Smith & Co., Pittsburg, Pa. mayéd FOR SALE—A-- kinds of seeds, seed potatoes and fertilizer, at a low price, | at Greeneville Grain Co. Tecl 326- __apr23d “u\'K OVER — 250 noteheads and 256 ih (regular business sise) envelopes, neatly printed, for 31. “ each, $3.00. Beud ior ies aad Prices for any priniing you are in need C The Bulletin Company, Neorwich, onn. FOR SALE—Néw cottage, 7 rooms, reception hall, steam heat, .l.cu'l lights, bath, oak beamed dining reom. trim, sirictiy up to date, aecorat- fle 2ne minute [(roin cars;, very casy terms. .Peck's Corner, ..orwich Town Apply tuo Miss Buckley, on premises marl2d FOR »ALX—The Leonard W. Bacon real estate in NOrwich, comsisting ef the large mamsion house, § dw 2 barns, outbu.idings iand, conveniently ‘located io She city of and oa Norwich, at price terms attractive 1o the buysr. This properiy Bhas iis OWR Waler Suppiy. APPLY ln illiam H. Salelds, #> Broaa- ‘way, Norwick, Conn. wctl i FOR SALE—O. C. Pigs, thuiougR- i ] 2 Farm Hands, | breds, registered, none Dbeiter it I&9 Girls, foun:r). on, Ludicw Farm, Norin Stoning- o ¥, . . », Norwich, Coan. Button. A AM BUYING Doliry oL wil Anyone nnv nno. t:ro) mm fimnul Kinds. to -leven-reom auvuse,wiia BL Must be sold to cl lnl. u C Hamiiton, Kxecutor, 13¢ Jeid rm’r 'ING—i.00k al these prices. »03 envelopes (Tegular business size). d printed in cormer, $L.4u; 1,000, ¥3i; iuw. $5, luuvu, s Uy noteneada, printed, 31.40; 1,000, 34 u.iv. 10,000, * ¥ a bl scription dons promptly. Send for sam- ples. The Bulletin Co., Frinters aud Binders, Norwich. Cona. FOR SALE A spiendid Farm of 100 acres, with a large shore front on Gardner's Lake. Good buildings, smooth land. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street Phone 300 FOR SALE Four Pool Tables, all in good condition, wisith a first class outfit; three 4 x 8, one 4% x 9; will sell cheap. Palace Pool Parlors, 49 Main St. Norwich. Norfolk.—The second joint rehearsal of the Litchfield County Choral union will be held in the music shed at Nor- folk this (Thursday) evening, and the final dress rehearsal on Monday night. DENTIST - E. J. JONES Brick for Flreplaees "ARM. iy, o acres, 70 smooth, strong, tilabie, fue pasfures. good woodhnd. new stock barnm, ac- commodates 2o head, running spring watar at each stanchion, i1arge horse barn, silo. icehouse, henhouses, sheds, ete., cottage house, ¢ rooms, heat, bath, ot and cold water, veranda, all excel .lent eondluon. on state road, near sta- tion and city; $1000 cash, m! uly N. ncnt& Pictures d parti ~ TRYO! Al . apriod “cluding carpets. ern convcnlanc-s at 120 lnqllir. at 132 Broadway. TO RENT—Puv.uu.l in Thamesville. J may2ld TO m'l' urnisned rooms suitable for iight housekeeping, bath and gas. 43 School St. maylsd FOR RENT-—Seven room flat, with all modern improvements, 1le Broadway. Inguire of C. 70 Franklin St FURNISHED .—.___._;-" [ d n-'f. Phol- un- Jylid v emenun. TO RENT—The store No. 31 Broad- way, cenirai location, next to thu Wau- r-fim hou;. now chl.;:‘le.d :b“y‘ Bruette, Apply to Willilam H. Shields. W Janii FURNISHED RCOMS. centrai locu- u‘c‘.‘cz«‘l..- heat Inquire 1§ Unmiom i I —— TO RENT Tenement at 61 UNION STREET, modern im-~ provements. INQUIRE N. E. & M. C. LUCAS, 28 SHETUCKET ST. Telephone 1237-5 FOR RENT. Two Floors of Building No. 11 and 13 Ferry. Street, Sultable for light manufacturing er other purposes. Inquire of The Vaughn Foundry Co. SUMMER COTTAGES For Rent—For Sale Watch Hill Weekapaug Pleasant View Rentals $175-$2,600 season Inspection by appeointment FRANK W. COY 6 High Street, Westerly, R. I. Long Distance Telephone FOR SALE 101 Ranch For Sale Not the famous wild west show, but a fine rcsidence bearing the street number 101. Located in most desirable part of the city, within five minutes walking distance of business section. House faces a’ picturesque little park. The nearby homes are owned by pros- perous people and splendidly main- tained. This excellent property can be secured at a fair price, but its owner does not intend giving it away. ARCHA W. COIT Residence PhHone 102-2 Phone Office 1334 63 Broadway Opp. Y. M. C. A, FOR SALE A FINE PIECE of MAIN STREET PROPERTY JAMES L. CASE, 0 Shetucker St, Norwich, Ci. 40 SALE HORSES Express car of 28 horses arrived io- day. Among them are some of the best chunks and big horses 1 ever saw. Come and see them. Prices to suit the orse. ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 113y. mayld FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, good barn and large let, located five minutes’ walk frem Main -.reet. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street. Norwich, C. To the Farmers of this Section: Now 1is the time to list your farms if you want to sell Ihnv--hr(c list of customers looking for Send description or call, WILLIAM F. HILL, 25 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn. GEO. W. RGUSE Auctioneer AUCTION The Martha M. Leavens place, 43 Union streei, city, will be sold at pub- lic auction PThursday, May 28th, on the premises, at 2 p. m. House of eight rooms, bathroom, furnace, hot and cold ‘water, barn, lot about 49 by 100 feet, location convenient for everythings also small quantity of. furniture, m- Haul the price can remain on mort- ‘gage. AMOS AL BROWNI‘G 'l‘nnlee \ o may .4 mm before the with The swallows Bach h;nfiy soul that wrestles ule - heart,” t!‘l‘! ey —Norl C. UM in b‘l’ Jfl‘lr‘l OF SORROW. — Think not the sorrow that is deep to uge Wita ‘t’:a'"ght plummet, idle hands employ, Think not the'fires of anguish to as- Nor (.el‘fho flames thou Toy. Who would come to others’ ’ aid rice of ef hlv. paid; pf-y the pilot's part Must the be qualifi Fuller Maitiand. HUMOR OF THE DAY Pop—Yes, all tng!n- have cow- catchers. Sure, sonny: Sonny—That's funny. I thought thsy “oniy needed "em on mhk trains—Life. Must by vub' us n Bl Pennsylvl.nl& Punch Bowl. “Let me introduce you to the most honest young man I have ever known.” “But mamma idoesn’t want.me to meet any poor young men.”—Houston Post. Patience—And you say there were & l lot of women hanging on to the straps i | i in the car? Patrice—Yes, and a lot of men hanging on to the seats.—Yonkers Statesman. “I'd like to take this hat, but 35 marks——" “It's only 50 marks now: vou see, madam has been trying om for three hours. and it is no longer so fashionable."—Ulk. “That man has a fluent style of ora- tory.” “Yea." replied the experienced contender; “but what oar campaign is looking for is somebody with an afflu- ent style of contribution.”—Washing- ton Star. “Was your husband cool when you told him there was a burglar in the house?” asked Mrs. Hammer. “Cool,” replied Mrs. Gabb, “I should say he was cool. Why, his teeth chattered.”"— Cincinnati Enquirer. Old Scotch Woman—The last steak I got frae ve I could hae soled ma boots wi' it. Butcher—And why did ye no dae it Woman—So T wid if I could hae got the pegs tae gang through it.—Boston Transcript. “We had to let that servant go. She did her work all right, but she couldn’t get along with the children.” “That #0?" “Yes. She'd lose her temper every time they kicked her on the shins.”—Chicago News. “London bridge is falling down, fall- ing down!” sang the children. Their father awoke from a slight nap. “They had better give them militants the ballot,” he murmured, ‘“before they destroy the town.—Kansas City” Jour- nal. THE KALEIDOSCOPE There are 1,080,820 hogs in Spain. France has 3,300,000 bicycles in use Haiti's 1913 imports were valued af $8,717,268. The Chinese language ‘word signs. has 50,000 ‘Wallpaper originated in China in the fourth century. The United States in 1813 produced 92,697,131 barrels of cement. Constantinople offers an excellent market for carpenter’s tools. China is importing quantities of so - dium for use in making soap. Each of Marconi's 130-foot “mastm ‘(or wireless telegraphy costs $1,200. Women were first admitted to tha | University of Wisconsin in 1866. More { than 1,240 were, enrolled for the ses- | | sions of 1913-14. Warships of all nations will be per- mitted to pass through the Panama canal, but cannot linger more than 24 hours at either end in time of war. ‘The amount of iron ore mined in the United States last year is officially estimated at from 58,000,000 to 60,000,- 000 long tomns, a new high record. Test wells will be driven by the gov- ernment in several sections of the Phil- ippines to determine iether petro- leum exists in proflubh qnantitiess P Bmua. he rocdved many years ago a spanking which he did not deserve, Frederick Crum of Syracuse, N. Y., has received an additional $500 by the will of his father. The navy department has asked ‘the forest service to Iinvestigate guijo, & Philippine wood, for possible use in decking boats and ships. Longleaf pine, sugar maple and beech are the domestic woods must used for decks. A scheme of dock extensions which | will cost $7,500,000 has been ’ by the Clyde Trust committee special of Giasgow. It is proposed to advance the harbor rates to an amount which will bring in an additional $300,000 a year. The state university lands in Ari- zona are to be lumbered under a co- | operative agreement between the gov- ernment and the state land commi sion. Arizona is the first state in th | southwest and one of the few in the country to cut its timbered lands on forestry principles. Hig Compliment for Beston. Boston may take a high complimeng from the fact that F. Spencer Bald- win. profesyor of economics at Boston University, who was recently ed Commissfoner of Insurance York, was offered the latter eon‘h sionerstip only after a field New York aplicants had b-an a- hausted without discovering - & man meusuring up to the that had been set by the New York uppolnuve powers. t Boston University Prof. Baldwin uddu being an able er of economics; reader of Kipling, ~his ing his full A. B, age of 18, and at 19 in his