Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, April 2, 1914, Page 12

REIN- TODAY: FAIR FRIDAY: A i istorzy At i eviile . fid Motion “;.0. d:‘lfi:m ‘s _at Cotonisi Theatrs vitie ana Photoplays at Davis Theatre: 1l of Third ey €. A €5 € NG, at. ory: B pnited “Eenten Sesvice ot ©hrist scopal Chu anton. Onecd, 8, I ©: @ F; meets in_Odd Feitow. Rorwich bodge, 430, B: P. @ B, mee“':s at Biks’ Home: e lonic ‘Camp, = Ne. 694, M. W oA, et ¥ )?an mu'; meets at Germania Lodge, No. 11, 0. B. H: S, meets in @Germanis Hall DAVIS THEATRE. Five New Vaudeville Acts and Feature Phetoplays Teday: In the midweek change of pregramme at this theatre today the same number of vaudevidle aets and feature phote- plays will be the attraetion. Heading the veudeville is Waterall and Win- field, two ciever perforniers, whe pre- sent a novelty comedy singing sketch called “Semething New.” Beth the lady and gendeman in this aet have exceptionally fine singing voices and their sleteh is sure to prove a big hit Next cemes Mason and Lee, tweo strong men. who have & novelty ath- letie and poSing aet that is away ahead of anything in thac fine ever seen here, Willlams and Wagyne are two Yyoung men whe do a neat classy singing and damcing turn, iniroducing many new steps that will sarprise you. Saronski lends variety to the bill as a woaderful violin artist. The wa this feliow plays is a treat by jiself. His selec- tions are mostly ragtime, but he intro- duees emough of the classic numbers to prove that he is an artist of merit. The #fth act on this bill is Paul Ryan, a clever singing and talking comedian. His specially is away from the usual TER monologue acts. Te has a of his own that is a plk ure to lis to. In tire whole five acts there are no two alike, The feature photoplay to- day is a two-reel K. B. drama of mili- taty life called Tho Trap, a maxmifi- cent war picture produced by Thomas H. Ince, the samwe man that prodnced The Battle of Gettysburg, the greatest war picture ever filmed. The Mutual Weekly is also on this bill, showing among its interesting events the return of thre Gfants and Whit Sox afrer their triumphant sewr around the wordd. When Dreams Come Trus the name of the Keystone comedy, and if you want a real good laugh, don’t miss it. Matimee at 2.39: 211 seats 10 cents. Evening at 7 and %.45; 10c, Idc, 28¢. AT THE AUDITORIUM. Manuel Romaine, Famous Singer, Other Acts and Photoplays. For the last three days of this week the Auditoriam management has se- lected three acts that are of the high- est quality, and the photoplays are correspondingly good. The first nwmber on the programme today will be A Filash in the Dark, a Nestor drama, anrd this will be follow- ed by By Radium’s Rays, a twe-reel drama of the Gold Seal brand, featur- ing Herbert Rawlinson and Edna Mason. Maxine Bates, the first ac a Con- necticut gird who is rapidly forging her way to the front ranks in vaude- ville, and her musical specialty of voice, violln and piauo is both refined and entertaining. The Hasiell Twins their dainty singing and cialty which is right up ute. ‘he headiine attraci as is seldom seen in theatre, and this in their scenic sinzing novelty Cockney and the Cop. Manuel maine is known to millions of peopk the world over, and by reputation onl as his voice has been heard wherever phonographs are known. This will be a good chance for the 1 of good singing to hear ome o© he greatest tenors of the day, and at a price with- in reach of all. Records of Mr. maine’s songs are on sale in stores in this clty har come d to h ncing spe- the min- such price Or 1 n one popular a is Romaine and a crazy Joker « om- 5 rone home with the amile that won't come off. The photo- plays will be changed again tomor- row. COLON{AL THEATRE. The Grip of Circumstances, Superb Two-Reel Raffles Story. Here is the all-absorbinz story of | Jay Malden, a polished society man, who proves to be of the type known as Raffles. It foliows him through a se- operations and at last to scovery and arrest. It is one of those intense stories that makes a master- ful photoplay and every inch of full of interest and e: ment. The Master of the Mines is an extremely nove! dram: so in reels, telling of a girl who for position and money makes a Joveless | marriage. During a fearful mine ex- plosion her husband faces death (o Tescue others, and wins her love and respect. She follows him into the blazing mine and saves him. Truly a daring act of devotion. Stili another two-reel feature is the Edison produc tion entitled An American King, this with popular Ben Wilson in the lead, ielling of the uneasiness of head that wears a crown. This is a pow erfol story and the leads are sur- rounded by a strong support, all of ‘whom" are popular film favorites. A big Biograph comedy film ¢ pletes the programme. PENSIONS FOR WIDOWS OF SPANISH WAR VETERANS. Also for Those of Soldiers in Philip- pines and Boxer Uprising. Washington, April 1.—Pensions for widows and miner c¢hilderen of the offi- cers and men who served in the Span- ish war, the Philippine insurrection and the Boxér uprising in China would be authorized by a bill which passed the house late today by a vote of 276 to 54, The bill would grant $12 monthly to the widow of an honorably diseharged soldier or lor, and $2 monthly each chjid uniil 13 years of age, vided that the widow married the dier prior to the passage of the The pensiens would ever, to widows bill. limited, how- thout means of sup- port other than their daily labor and be an aciual net $260 a year. An inguiry among the camps of the United Spanish War Veterans indi- cated that there were about four thousand widews of men who served in the Spanish war and the Philip- pine inswrtection. It is estimated that income not exceeding an appropriation of $2,500,000 would be | reguired to pay the pensions. —— e FOR SALE FOR SALE—Some real automobiles— nok junk—at prices that will make you waht to buy: 2 cyl. Jackson with 1w, bodies, truck and touring; eyl truck, 1912, in good condition; special touring car, il hauled, newly painted, ¢ anteed; 1913 Reo touring 19 last, in_A-1 condition are ready for servdic: No guess wor They’ll run anywhere, any time. They'ro for sale =t startlingly low gcgs C. H. Pellett, Danielson, Coun. <190 and 84-3 @Rr2d - new July These caTs Ro- | YOURHAIRNEEDS PARISIAN SAGE It Quickly Remeoves Dandruff, Steps Falling Hair and Scalp ltch. Just beeause veur hair is full of dandruff, thin, streaky, dull, and never wilf do up to loek pretty, do net think it must be so. Beautiful hair, thiek, fiudy, lustrous and abselutely free from dandruff is only a matter of a little care. Hair is like a plant—it needs attention. A little Parisian Sage, one of the most helpfal and invigorating tonic frequently applied and well rubb: inte the scalp, will weork wenders. Just one application stons itching head, removes dandruff, cleanxes the hair and sealp of all dust and excessive oil. 1t swes right to the hair rvois stimwlating them and furnishing the nourishment that ie needed—the hair becomes soft, fluffy, abundant and radiant with life. Parisian Sage not only saves the hair and stimulates it to grow long and heavy but gives it that incompar- abde gloss and heauty so much desired by both giris and women of zIl ages. Get a bettle from Lee & Osgood Co. at once. Use it as directed and if you are not both surprised and delighted with reswits they will return your money. Parisian Sage is faintly perfumed— no lasting odor—not sticky or greasy, and sold in 50 cent bottles at drag and toilet counters everywhere. There is no other “Just-as-good.” Accepi nathing eise. —_— Lawlessness in Mining rict. Louisville, Ky, April 1—Charges that “disgraceful and monstrous law- lessness” has caused a reign of terror in a section of the mining district of western Kentucky were made today by J. S, Milier, a mine operator, at the joint conference here of western Kentucky coal operators and miners. Mr. Miller urged the adoption by the conference of a resolution pledging cooperation of miners and emplovers in an effort to put an end to the al- laged lawlessness and to punish the perpetrators.” ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO REMOVE UNSIGHTLY HAIR WANTED FUEL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES FOR SALE ADVERTISEMENTS under the keading of “WANTED, FOR.SALE or TO RENT” ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF S5c per Line, Six Words to the Line TO RENT 4 BD—Jadies; fascinating home tinting postcards, ploture ete., spare time; make $12 weekly; no S ing; samples 10 articu Artint 731, 130 Manhattan York apr WANT young man about years old, of good habits, good penman, and good at ngures, can obtain a good Do permanent no lost time, but with & chance for advancement, in own handwriting to George M. Norwich, Conn. NTID—Young office man perience manufacturing, wants referenc Address J. J WA At waiters, ond cook, pasuy dady), hier: none but wrst experienced w FOR SALE—A good hencoop; also 13 cedar posts for henyard. Inquire of Mrs. J. A. Palmer, 239 Broad St. apr2d N TO RENT—Seven modern improvemeats, Ave.; possession May Smith, 90 Main St. room tenement, 240 laurel Hiil % N. KEugene apr2d FOR SALI Cockerels, White Rocks, white Wynndottes. Pine Tree Poultry Yards, Uncasville. aprzd FOR SALI—One horse. Inquire 29 Grove St aprzd FOR SALE launch hull, 21 ft. by § ft. $ In. beam. Address to Pereue, R. F. No. 7. Phone 218-3. 2ThSTu FOR SALE AL the Jewett City Tex- tile Novelty Co. left-overs of light carpetings, scrims and light draperies Barred and | for summer cottages or bungarws: also crepes, piques, tissues, etc., for summer dresses. Large varieties of all to choose from. mari§TuToS erences to Res FOR SALE_Sixty acre farm, two Office. _ | how oné has improvements, two e e - | barns, ‘orchard, near church and school, = 3 sure at amas . i"“‘l\-“'x‘-‘;n,‘; e Norwich, | % mile from depot, located in Frank- &1y work: the best to | lin, Conn. A, M. Rockwood, Yantic, Ot,, Sells monumental be had anywhere. Write or call Phone 639-3. mar24TuThs WANTED—To hire furnished shore cottage ror mopth or season; adults; reasonable. Sunimer, care Bu.ieux‘l_:‘)t- mar3l marz§STuTn —At once, one eight horse e engine, nearly new, in- v_table and beit. Arthur rgan, Norwich, R. D. 3, care of N. Wheeler aprid i | | “FOR SALE ne piece of shore froat s to learn quiilin ’ i } ‘ % Towiirice Apply West Side Suk | on Haughton Cove, at a low { B mar8ld | make & quick sale. Address H. C. = . — | Bulletin_ofs aprid s axperienced wailress. i = Eoa PRmee Uncasval "OR SALE_Very cheap, pair of hon- ===t o young workers, harnesses, truck — — cart combinations; no reasonable WANTED Everyone (o know iha used; trial given. Tel 282-13, Stanton l. Briggs is a licensed auw ;3“* afic. aprid er. Lebanon, Conn. marst - == i — | T FOR SALE One 80-egg Cypher incu- WBUD” COUNIHAN, @ Norwich young | bator, -egg Miller _incubator; man, one of the leading cartoonists of | price each $4. K. D. H., Bulletin. the country, is now with “tlj ‘Brm)klyn aprid MPimes. His work shown daily in our | —— . . Thaian’s “Mitoke Shop, 162| FOR SAILE — One new milch cow, Main S 55 mars0d. | with calf. Henry Benker, Occum Flats, = — | near Durrs Blacksmith Shop. aprld WANTED—Buss planer. FOR SALE Two De Laval separa- Norwi tors, first class condition, will sell WANTED —Single man for general farm work and teaming, able to milk. Inquire Glen Rock Farm, Myslic, Conn. Safety raz Koom 6, over C WANTED Live pouliry and plse we pay lop market prices. inquire 443 n st, Willimantic mar at (Shoe Store). ny physiclans use the ingredients ontained in Rl Rado for removing in connection with their labora- t work. This shows conclusitely how perfectly harmless its action is. T4 inds of women have discovered |t 100, and have learned how totally | unnecessary it is to go around with unbeautiful growths _on lip, chin, cheek, neck or arms. They apply a 1ew drops’ of El1 Rado, the liguid hair re- mover. Almost instantly the hair van ishes, leaving the skin smooth, veivet and even whiter than hefore. This because, tively without the slight- est harm, the hair has been dissolved 1 Rado is now a standard toilet ar- ticle, used by thousands of women You need have no more hesitation In asking for and using El Rado than in ing for and us powder. 3 Rado on urself that it S :imed. Your money ba if vou are | entirely satisfied. In 50c and $1.00 size bottles at all leading drug and department stores. from the Pilgrim Mfg. Co., Vaiuable informa t on reque tion sen recommended by padway Pharmacy & Osgood C teous & Mite! LOST AND FOUND MEN ANP WOMEN WANTED for government Jjobs, 35 3159 vacatieg steady means ma poinim uecation sulficient; “pu Write unmediately for pos tions opep to yuw. PFrankiln Institute, Dept. 8o-i.. Roehester, N. Y. fevidd SHOJITING AND ' TICES p-inted ibc., twesve for $..36. Co.” Frinters, Norwich, Comn. Will pe at ths Ne. il waler WovdworLa, WANTEB—Haw (&rs. store of deorge H. rratt, St, every saturday. . b Toviod WANTED—Plane tuamg. dou, Zv> PrGaRecs St. City. - yia ~ HELP WANTED Bell Boy. Scrub Woman, Farm Help, General Housework Ki Help. Chamber Ma FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bldg. FOR SALE 0ST— Bl swers to one 515 ck. W ame of St | WILL BUY rooms | Pretty Cott: House, 7 and bath, electric 1 nearly | new, team heater. than i} ten minutes’ walk from Franklin Square. Will vou hear oppor- || tunit, kmnock ARCHA W. COIT, } 63 Broadway, opp. Y. M. G. A. Phone 102-2 e Auctioneer {08 count of v ting my farm | known as the Ezra Badger place, locat- {ed t miles northwest of Eliott | | Station, on the road leading from Fi- liott to Phoenixville, Conn., I will sell Public Auction all of my personal | proper on | FRIDAY, APRIL 3, | at 16 e’clock n. m., | 1 good farm mare, 1100 | 4" heifers, 1 pair three | 2 teers, 1 Jersey buil eaif, { 100 mixed breed hens, 1 two-horse farm | wagon, 1 one-horse farm wagon, 1 ex- | press wagon, 2 buggies, 1 Walter Wood mower, 1 Cambridge plow, 1 po- | tato hiller and digger, 1 cultivator, 1| | two-hozrse spring tooth harrow, = 1| smoothing harrew, 1 incubater and 1 Economy Chief separator, 1 1 butter worker, 1 grindstone, | i pair of double harne i single haraess, 5 tons of good hay, { tons of second quality hay, 10 bushéls | of @ood potatoes, some cider, a few { empty barrels, a 10t of small hand tools | of every kind, aleo a few household Zood t of the above aescribed tools are practically new and in fine condition. JOSEPH KING. ate of sale, first fatr | iterer in atterdance. AUCTION Postponed Auction at Yantic, West | Farm, will be held Thursday, April 2. Take Yantic Trolley. A. T. GARDNER COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIONEER A graduate from Jones’ Nat. School ot Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock. Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address R. F. D. No. 1, Moosup, Ct. Telephone 1-3 } FOR SALY O'Maho own Pe on the A. MORAN, tate Broke FOR SALE rosperous Coal Business, in- ing land, buildings and ipme Fine ated. A good paying bus 11 estab- lished Gceod reason for 2] For further information in- qnire of Thomas H. Beckley May Building Phones: 368-2 278 Main Street 724 FOR SALE Eight-rcom Coitage with bath end steam heat, good barn and large lct, lacatea five minutes’ walk from Main ireet. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, For Sale Norwich, Ct. A Two Family House, center of city, modern veniences. In goed repair well rented. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetueket St con- and Norwich, Ct. FARMERS ! Don’t forget to order your Agricultural Limestone from Peck, McWilliams & Co. GHO. W. ROUSE...........4 Auctioneer The postponed Hewitt Hallville place on o'clock, the O W, fur: ang Auction farm, one mile south Station, Ledyard, Friday, April 2, 1914, at 10 rain or shime, at which time horse, chickens and all .tne including one good kitchen be sold without reserve, CHARLES S, HEWITY. Sale at tne or the will take ure, will mariid e. month; e express wagon in g0od 5-14, Norwich. oodyear 5hoe at 86 Franklin established and pays on for selling. ¥rancis orwich, Cont apr onfectionery sto. Taftville, doing good s acrose from parochiai with 60¢ children; reason for too much other business; will sold cheap if tallen within ten day Box 200, Taftville Postoffice. "he be. Address aprid Model 38 Overiand tour. This n good FOR SAL3 r c on. and re- | paired for s has three rand new t 1 Dagenias, Danlel- Conn aprid FOR SALE -1 and stable. Appl Ke Conn. aprid COWS FOR SALE— a_will ar- ve Tuesday, sfarch James H. Hy North Frankli Telephone Lebanon mars FOR SALE—Two os; one good driver, welghs 1150, one good worker. 1200, J, Seigel, Easi Tel, 646 mar3ld 3arred Rock eggs for strain, Yantic. best utility | Tel. 63 > new | 1d + spreader in P1y mar to_or ne od and four FOR SAL Tk Bendett, m cottage, s good cut- tholey fine driving Apply to suc- mars! well established res- and gentiemen, in Putnam; fine trade; Apply to Box te to Box 444, OR SA ) ‘el r Leon SAlL ge, good paying cILy; locaiion perty, marzsd incubators, Farm W hite auck eggs, 13 Sgs 33, byron, d = all_in ur pooi 4k beamed dining room, el all kinds. zcop postal 1o Coan. same, Samuel Coichester, declad FOK oALE— Tue Leenara W. Bacom real estate in aorwich, consisting eof | the lirge mansion uLouse, & dweliin nouses, 2 barns, oulbulldiGgs and 16 acres Of land, convenieatly located (O the city of Norwica, ai price sna om lerms attraciive Lo Lu® Duys: Tnis properiy has ils own wallr supply. Apply_to William H. Suleias, 35 Brogd- | way, Norwicu, Conn. Gl “FUR SALL—A second-hand Ford tomobile. FPnone i35, Nerwich, or | dress 98 Framkin St Jy4d rou om_house,wiih u- Jot, 89 Cuff St. Musi be seld Lo close estate. G. W. Hamiiten, Lxecutor, 136 Maia St Jerd THINK )T OVER 250 noieheads apnd Jov 6% régular business envelopes, neatiy priute or $1.96 each, Jd.uv. Senud ior ies aad prices tor uny prin you are in need Si. Tne builleun Company, NOFWICH, Coan. Oit SALE—O. 1. C. pigs, therox registered, none beiter i U Ludlow Farm, Nortn Stoning- is. &, Norwich. Comn. H. ¥. ¥ breds, countr: won, . Button. PRINFING—iL00K al Lhese prices: 309 6% enveciopes (regular pusiness s1ze), card printed IR cormer, $L.4u; 1,00y, 35, B000, 38 1 Gua0SEl; CUOEROTEURRE bxy rinles 1.40, 1,000, §2.1u; 3,0uy, B BUBs Sty S0 loitetncads: o} 1,000, $2.39; 5,000, 18007 a0l biliheads “60; 1,000, $2.10; 2,000, $7; 10,000, $13.50; 000 stalementis J4HX ¥i5, prinfed, 31.40; 1,800, 3L6; 5,000, §65 10,0Cy, $12. Printing o: every de- 10,000, >ig, printed, scription dons promptly, Semd for sam- pies. The HBulletin Co., Priniers aud Binders, Norwich, Cona. " THERE L' 0o &Gvorosing medium in Eastern Connecticat equai t¢ The Buls A &iin lor pusSNNess resolis care Bul- | | l | | | | FOR SALE | ndition, with a rs outfii; | wil cheap. 49 Main St, Nor- mar2id cotlage, 7 rooms, steam heal, electrl ly up to date, gecorat- | W cars; very casy -, Norwich Towrn. on premises. | TO RENT—Seven room house, 311 a month. Apply 123 Maple St. aprzd TO RENT — Furnished Washington St. Phone 1243-12. aprid rooms, 54 TO RENT Lower part 53 Washing- all improvements; and lowsr ton St tenemeat of five room Bookbinder, 108 Broad 5. way. JaniSThSTu Bradford, TO LET—Land for truck farming, two miles from city, half mile to cars. Apply M. M., Bulletin Office. aprld "OR_RENT Dosirable tenement on immediate possession. Apply to Frank H. Allen, Alice Builda ¥ Williams St.; ing, Norwich. aprid FOR RENT room cottage, w iences, situated Apply to F. L. Lathrop, Street. very destraole eight- h all modern conven- Maple St. West Main St, on line of electric cars. , 493 near 493 west Main aprid FOR RENT —Small tenement. West Side Silk Mill TO REN ouse of eight rooms and laundry, 28 School St., just off Wash- ington; all modern improvements; fine location; large lot; three minutes from trolley; rent reasonable to responsible John E. Hawkins, Telephone 467-2. parties. Apply to 131 Broadway. mar30d “Apply marsld TO RENT—176 Franklin St., suitabdie for lignt manufacturing or store. E. »anning, 52 Broadway. John mariid TO RENT — Furnished rooms comp. bath, for hLouseseeping, Bcheol Streel. . gas. mardd FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- veniences, 35 Unlon St ay1id Ph one 1001-3. TO RENT—The siore No. 31 Broad- way, centrai location, next to the Wau- regan hotel, now uccupied by Bruetto gentlemen's furnishings. tailor and Apply to Willlam H. Shields. janlsd FURNISHED ROD tion, steam heat. Ingq aecod FOR RENT choice § room cottage house conveniences, -condition, centrally locate E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street with modern Phone 300 FOR RENT | Two Floors of Building {No. 11 and 13 Ferry Strems, light manufacturing &7 Suitabie for other purposes. inquire of The Vaughn Foundry Ce. central locau- re 13 Unlon =& | in perfect SUMMER COTTAGES For Rent—For Sale Watch Hill Week Pieasant View Rentals $1 FRANK W. 6 High Street, Westerly, R. | Long Distance Telephone $2.500 season Inspection by appointment coy apaug FOR SA R House, barn fruit, land can ery, place is and new hed and $1000 down, bs e at 5 per cer In sttages at Pleasant a -room on pon and b nd for Wilcox's Just Real Estate Central Thex: Westerly, Office No. 365. Tel. ottag LE henn alar vesti View; ge, al as 75 Farm issued—choice of 400). WILLIAM A. WILCCX Broker, 41 West Broad Street—Rooms 1 and 2, Building, R, L Residence i Bulletin 531 A cottage located near Avenue, with six rooms, size of Slater lot 40x190 feet, property in fair condition, and will be disposed of for a low price for a quick buyer. Inquire of for particulars | FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Buiiding Norwich, Ct. 40 SALE e e T T Ar————-r HORSES I have 40 Horses that I want to sell cight away. Another car of 28 Ho: ses arrived today, consisting of big horses, chunks, drivers; in fac Prices to fit the horse. them. Tel. 11 LMER R. PIERSON. all’ kinds. Come and see marlsd To the Farmets of this Section: Now 1s the time to list your farms ! I have a large looking for farms. if you want to sell list of customers Bend description or cal WILLIAM F. HILL, 25 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. Opposite Thames Bank Telephone 147 il 6 room tenements. desirable. Full application. 40 Shetucket St., FOR SALE A Business Preperty consist- ing of one large store and three Annual rentals of $1,100.00 first class condition, and information on JAMES L. CASE, Norwich, in very | | | Cr. NOTICE. Will be sold at public auction en the Samuel H. Matterson from West Willington and three miles March 18th, from Stafford, on Thurs; at 10 a. m cacwe, 4 hc line of wagons a on an up-to-date farm For particulars, ing TRYON, . illimantie, NER. Se. Manchester. n _or s se farm, hine, ha quire or A, two miles ad farming tools found of C. W, H. SKIN- marlsd I bulit a wall, and 1t took man: | steambeating pipe POETRY CONSCIENCE. Sty Be strong, 8o grimly forti: stony face. Qutside I fhrust those things that hin- Anddlel‘regl'ymgu!y' life had no abiding Tkl.rs,n‘a‘i;ipl!by and Lenienoy were Then r&oue?‘o:fi;y and Trust, and dast ly Truth. 3 Mortised the last stones tight. I haa " “no ruth, Unbampered now my gold and fame could grow. I drove them forth wit o with many a lusty Fast sKed my days—faster my coffers lled, Within the shadow of my wall I plied _& thriving trade— All the long working hours I wove a glittering web, Not tlll the dark shut down was 1 dismayed, For there remained just one most fool- ish thing That would not loose its grip upon my soul. Each night it waked from sleep wi dreadful clamoring i And_endless gibings at my puerile For those ‘without, it mourned in con- ___stant sorrowing, Naught could I do to quiet or con- sole. Thus driven de: te, [ Tazed my wall with trav: sore! Back trooped thoss pardoning hopeful ngs to me once more— And lo! Upon my threshhold stood an Angel blotting out a score! —E. F. WoM. OF DAVID. THE ONG Agor? Oh, our manhood’s prime & spirit feels waste, Not a muscle is stopped in its playing nor sinew unbraced. Na Oh, the wild joys of living! the leaping £ from rock uo to rock. The strong rending of boughs from the tree, tiie cool silver shock the plunge in a pool's living water, the hunt of the bea And the inesa showing a llem & couched in his lair, And the meal. the rich vellowed over w gold dust a:vine, And the Jocust flesh steeped in the er, the full draught of wine, And the sleep in the dried river chane nel where bulrushes tell That the water was wont to g0 ware biing so softly and well How good is man's’ life, the mere liv- ing! how fit to employ ANl the eart 1d the soul and the senses forever in joy! —Robert Browning. HUMOR OF THE DAY Blobbs—That fellow Bjones is a mighty quarrelsome sort of fellow. Slobbs—Yes, even his own statements conflict.—Philadelphia Record New Cook (anxiously)—There ars ourteen more to be served, ma’am and we've nothing but dirty dishes. ndlady—Hey, George, get the gravy!—Cornell Widow. Cholly—And was my present a sur< prise to your siste Willie—You bet! Sis said she never thought you'd send her anything so cheap.—Boston Transcript. “That man savs he's going to take his inheritance into Wall Street and lay the foundation of a fortune.” “Yes,” reqg®®d Miss Cayenne, “but whose fortune?”—Washington Star. ards ruined many a man's have ze with you.” replied man gloom; My wife plays , 1o0."— New Orleans Plcayune. Bobbie—Come on, Aunty, we'll go in the last car. Aunty—Oh, no, Bobby; the last car dangerous. “Well, why don’t they leave the last car off "—Life ote Lighte—“Don’t you think a somstimes shows human intelligence?” Miss Sue Brette— Sure: I noticed it hissed while you were on the stage— Yonkers Statesman Rustum—You know very well, don't you? Van Swain—No. Rustum—What? engaged to her Van Swaim—S “What are you for’ sked Mrs band came home around his i first 'm sorry Miss De Koy 1 thought you wers wearing that thir Gabb, when her hus- with a band of crapas husband,” replied Mr. he died.”—Cincingati vou Smith, dancing the of a constellation Why does remind you “Because she’s a great dipper.”—De- troit Free Pres: irst Company Promoter—Darned insult, I call it! “Second Ditto—What's wrong? First Company Promoter-—See what the old scoundrei did! Carefully count- ed each of his fingers after I shook hands with him!—Tatler. “Why don’t you try to get work, my poor ms % “It's contrary to orders, ma’'am. I belong to the great army of the unem- ployed, and the leaders won't let us work. We just eat and sleep.”—Buf- falo Expre; = “The duke is fearfully marked the heires: “Worries him other man, eh?” “No; but it gives him the shudders jealou re- look at an- to see you every time I spend any of my money.” —Louisville Courier-Journal, Book Agent—Here’s a_useful little book. It tells what to do in case of 1ccident. Prospect—That's right in my line. The first thing to do is to get a fee the fellow and a list and then telephone the contract from of witnesse: law firm I'm chasing for.—Chicago News. THE KALEIDOSCOPE The German police of Africa are | mounted on zebras, and these animals | have been found to be very successful | as mounts. In China a man who killed his fatk has been executed, and along with him his schoolmaster for not having taught him better. More than 000,000 pounds of alum- inum were consumed in various in- dustries in the United States last year, a new high record. Kindergartens in Worcester, Mas: cost on an average $31.56 a pupil for the elementary grades cost $34.01; high school, $66.50. Street cars run by gasoline motors have proved successful in Baroda, the capital of the native state of India. They are both rapid and cheap. Twenty-five years had to import its flour. ago Argentina Today it sells wheat to the world, the annual har- vest value amounting to more than | $500,000,000. At the end of 1912 there were em- ployed in the gold mines of the Trans- vaal 24,334 whites and 205,488 natives, the aggregate wages paid out for the vear being $68,881,758. The largest tree in the United States is said to be the “Mother of the For- est,” a giant redwood in the Calaveras big tree grove in California. It is sup- posed to contain 140,619 board feet of lumber. There are, however, many claimants for the honor of being the “largest tree” and the “oldest tree,” and these claims, according to forest- ers, canrot always be verified,