Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, March 26, 1914, Page 12

CLOUDY, WARMER TODAY; UNSETTLED TOMORROW FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES W.hath Gohu~0n Tonight. vfllt qnd Motion Pizturss at i: , No. 7187, R. N,, meets in Bill HE S el 5o Drijll a2 Third Co., C. A. C, C. N. G, at Armnr Jnd ten Service at Trinity Episcopal LU, st J. Lafayette Council,.Neo. 207, meets in Foresters’ Hall, ANNOUNCEMENTS COLONIAL THEATER. Hearts of Women, Appealing Vitagraphk Domestic Two-Reel Drama. f'lclu{'e! at Colonial T'heatre. ville and Photoplays at Davis In_this.powerful drama of love, self- ishiness, devotion and self-sacrifice, the Vitagraph company has presented a wvariety of phases of the type of wom- anhood. Here a young girl marries her zuardian, who in turn is secretly loved E‘ the housekeeper. of _ ® drunken and thieving father. great difference in the ages of the guarian and ward is the reason for an estrangement, and the girl carries on a flirtatfon with a young bank cashier, g the pair is about to elope when the icing housekeeper thwarts them amfl brings about a reconciliation. 11 This is presented by an Wwith Julta Gordon and William Hum- e‘ les in the leads. Stantom’'s Last ling is another of those delightful Ed- dranmas produced in England and ‘gium under Marc MacDermott. It is adapted from The Interiude, by Mar- rfot Watson, anmd is a brilliant produc- ton. The Sommamubl is a thrilling mystery story, full of handsome scen ery, and is bound to enteriain and de- Hght. Doe Yak's Christmas is one of the serfes of the screamingly funny aniprated cartoons, and is certainly be- whdering. tar east, Exceptional Vaudeville and Photoplays at the Auditorium Today. Peeple of discrimination are notic- | fng that the Anditorism’s programmes | show careful seleetion, and the man- agement is using every effort to place | the amusemrent basis of this eity on a | ‘higher plane. When the right kind of vanfevilfe acts aTe not on hand, excep: tiomal photoplays of the very best are Pooked. For today baoth the vandeville | and photoplays are much bstter than | Rdave Deen seen in Nerwich lately. The e of Sacrilege, a thres reel | Tnp dramma, is a powerful sermon that | y ™ bariowlxly approprinte to this sea- 'son of the year, and the leading play- + ers are Jsexh Bahd, William Shay and | Willlaon Welch, supported by over .,flcv‘ ether plasers. This wonderfnl film is| erty. Mrs, Munger, who has occupied the property for the pasi seven years will return to Essex, where she for- merly resided and Mr. O'Connell will move into the new house as soon as it is vacated. e e FOR SALE P FOR SALE. _acres of choice land, located on the (’Mahoney homestead at Nor- wich Town, two minutes’ walk from trolley, at Peck's Corners This is an port.unxtv that comes but once In a lt fetime for a person wiro desires a suburban home or market gardening. For particulars, see JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate Broker. Phone 1179-3. mar28STuTh Twent;: FOR SALE A prosperous Coal Business, in- cluding land, Dbuildings and equipment. Finely located, A good paying business, well estab- lished. Good reason for selling. For further informatien in- quire of Thomas H. Beckley May Building 368-2 278 Main Street 724 FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, good barn and large let, lacated five minutes’ walk from Main street. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct For Sale Phones: $or toBlay onls. The headline vandeville atiraction is Akristoommte, who will dememsirate for | 3 Whe Tirst time in Narwich the famous | ¥ Mamine, Tango, Angentine, Hesitation " waltz, sl many other serpsichorenn ‘movelties, , Eeaiath ‘Ofto, the Girl and the Pi- ano, presexts o novel and re&xmd plan- | ologus wiich is ol and Wi, Tonze Cox, the Man With the Scis-i GEORGH A PENDLETOX..Auctioneer sors, has an aet which is the only one of R8s kd in vandewlle. He makes| portraft silhouwettes amd cartoons by | the afd of a pair of scissors enly. An wmexceled novelt | For todny only the funny Joker com- | panr will offer Mike and Jake Live | Close to Nature, a funny film which shows these comredians to the best ad- | vantage. The Silver Shower will be presented again on Friday night this week at the fir how on 8mashing the Vice Trust at the Davis Today. Thus far only two of the dozen or more special feature moving pietures | deafing with morals and white slavery | have been passed by the national beard of censorship. One of these is Smash- ing the Viee Trust, whieh comes to the Davis theater today, and in which District Attorney Whitinan himself ap- pears. The reason given by the mem- bers of the executive committee of the Board for passing the ture was that s presemtation of vice conditions was siripped of all glamour and allurement, | and that the picture, in its vivid por trayal of the workings of ““the and the trapping of vietims, brought home a big meoral lesson. Matineee to- | day at 2.30. Evening at 7 and 8.45./ Prices 10, 15 and 25 cen ought to see uus grea.t pictu The Wonderful Adventure of Nils. A recent article in The World’s Work smays: “Feellng the need of radical re form In the public school system of education, the National Teachers’ as clation of Sweden commissioned M Lagerioff to write a book which should | jg ambody the geography and natural his- | tory of the country, to be used as sup- plementary reading in the schools. Having been a teacher herself she un- derstood children, and how best to attract and hold their interest. After | four years of study and research she familiarized herself with animal and bird life_sought oui hitherto unpubiish- ed folk-lore and legends of different provinces. These she ingeniou wove togather, giving her rich imag- | ination full piay,ingeniously interweav- | ing fact with fancy, and as a result produced The Wonderful Adventures | of Nils. Her style throughout is the | simplest, the most facile for children | to grasp. She knew how to combine the useful with the beautiful and b { converted the absorption of knowledge into a child’s game, a plea: one who has retained a parti child mind can escape the witchery of the poesy in XNi gerson, and no one can to lose an opportunity to hear this stor: beantifuily illustrated told by Mr. Henry M. Poliock in the Y. M. C. A g:l“ at 3 p. m, Saturday, March 28, | , 3 i The Manhattan’s Spring Display. Handsomely removated and remod- eled since the recent fire, tan Clothing Store of S. Kronig & Son bad its spring opening Wednesday, continming today and Friday. Every wdvantage of the most up-to-date | store is offered by this well equipped | and finely appointed establishment. The | enlargement of the ladies’ department offers an opportunity for ecarrying a much larger stock than ever before, | and garments are well displayed | against a background of artistic French | ETAY. : All that is new and modish in the | seasom’s suits, coats, dresses, waists and wraps will be found here, in the most fashionable hues, cut and fin- ish, and n wide variety. Many ex- elusive lines ame displayed and shoppers are certain to find apparel with touches of elegance and s¥tisiic distinetion, sure to please the most fastidious buy- ors. —— United Lenten Service. At the united Lenten service in Trinity Bpiseopal ehurch this (Thurs- day) evening thé preacher will be the Rev. Arthur M. Sherman of Hankow, China. Mr., Sherman is one of the ablest missienaries of the Episcopal church and is a speaker of great wer and ence. His subject wil® | tion at Poquetanuck, <t fair busines MILE BUSINESS. i : from rjain | Hills farm 1 binod | ein co full s | milk, some to seven | year 1200 c good ariv { and wor. .6 wwo yes old heifer wagons, | both farm and driving, 1 two-horse dump cart, pair team harness, seme | the Manhat- | I e The New China. The public are cordially invifed. James ©'Connell Buys No. 17 Pearl Street. Mrs. V;x;wrla. (; Munger has sold 'y of Francis' D. Don- “No. I7 Pearl street - ‘the' well Known t, the house con- 311 mod.’ern Sthpsrrany” A Two Family Heuse, near center of city, modern con- §| veniences. In good repair and well rented. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetmcket St, Norwich, Ct. f AUCTION be sold at MONDAY, Publie Auction MARCH 30TH, at 10 0'('lovk, the following ar- | les: Tamber wagon, two-seated surrey, fop buggy, express on, mowing machine, horse rake, 2 tivators, 2 plows, 2 corn shellers, | cutter, cream separator, weeder, | pring tooth harrow, 2 sleighs, grind- fome,_ 2 refrigerators, 2 washing ma- chines, poultry netting, brooder, bone mill, 3 cows, 1 horse five vears old, abolit 40 hens; also a couch, airtight stove, cook stove, extension table, 6 dining room chair chen cabinet, and other household furniture and les too numerous to mention. If stormy, sale will take prace mext air weekda ar- mar26d CHAS, S. HEWITT. AUCTIOR Twesnty Obio Horses E. Champlin & Sons’ Stables, Canal St, Westerly, R. I, | Satwrday, March 28, at 10 a. m., RAIN OR SHINE. These horses range in weight from 2200. matched pairs, to 3200. Singie from 1260 to 15900, All climated. A few second- s in the bunch. These horses will be hed up at sale and sold under a gnarantee for the high dollar. Russell L. Silocum, Fred J. West, Auctioneers. mar2id W. P. WILCOX.............Auctioneer THE YANTIC WESTFARMS CO. FIRST ANNUAL AUCTION SATURDAY, MARCH 25, at 10 a. m. new hawness, plows, cultivaiors, 1 horse power, 1 electrie moter, 3, 5 and 6 inch leather belting, nearly new. | LUNCH COUNTER. { Half mile from end Yantic t.mllt.y d by Winsiow T. a2 Wiltiae B Fite THE YANTIC WESTFARMS CO. i mariid PASFENICIME S S Auctioneer Having sold my favm, I will sell at | Public MONDAY, MARCH 30TH, at 10 o'clock a. m., | on my farm on Gallows Hill, in the Town of Neravich, one-quarter mils from trolley, gotiing off at Peck’s Cor- ner, on the Yantic trolley line, 45 head of cattle, an extra choice lot of young cows, 25 cows giving milk, $ new milch cows, and 5 moere ready to calve 15 Holstein grade, 1 registered Holstein bull, three yeaws old, weighing about 1400 s, 1 fat ox, five years old, 1 pair g00d work horses, 11 years old, weigh- ing about 2600 lbs. If said day preve stormy, sale next fair weekday. mar24d S. A. BEEBE. COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIONEER A graduaie from Jones’ Nat. School ot Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock. Merchandise and Real"Estate Sales.. Address R. F. D. No. 1, Moosup, Ct. lAles, Wines, Liquors and Cigars -Aelevhone 1-3 ( X WANTED FOR SALE W. —Baling pressman; ANTED- also slasher tender on white cotton wasDs. _FOR SALE—At the Jewett Clty Tex- tile Novelty Co., left-overs of ught G. Andrews, Jr, Vernon, Conn. irpetings, scrims and light draperies mar2éd 1'] summer cottages or bungaiwws; : - | also crepes, piqu tissues, etc., Lor WANT sitfon by voung 1adY | summer dresses. Large varieties of adl as stenographer and bvokkeeper; four| {o cheose from. marzeTuTas years’ experience; can furnis| gooa — —— = — — references; Sal‘d.l}’ $11. Address M. A.} I AM TAKING ORDERS for vacaun 8., Bulletin Office. marzed ‘ Vi handsome present \\‘i(hleucll - - sbow you at your home. T WANTED—A good cook. APDIY te Tl o46-12 ° marzéa 59 High St, Westerly, R, L marléd; e e e of household goods T WANTED_Toreman stock and dalry | . : h he iate M ST farm, James H. Hyde, North Frankim, | Beckwith at Bean Hil will be n‘ld Ct. Telephone Lebanon. mar2éd | {oduy (Lhursday) from 8 te 5. WANTED General housewor g 1 mar26d dress Housework, Builetin Of1i FOR SALE — k horse, at Falls Co. marzéd FOR SALE—Or to lenl {, with prl\v P ilege of purchase, a 60-acre dairy and - et Kory wood in | Poultry farm one-hmlf mile west oi Cs}‘l;{‘:‘fwflh N Plainfield railroad station; plenty of marzedTuThs 2 water; excellent chance, oa accouant of owner’s ili_health; rental $1id, w ad- ADVERTFISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or T0 RENT” ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 5c¢ per Line, Six Words to the Line = TO RENT FOR RENT—Cottage house, Apply forencons or evenlngs at 71 Williams Street. maritd TO RENT—Modern flat of six rooms and bath, steam heat lugn\shefl marden, telephoné connection. Inquire at Bul- letin Office. marzéd TO_RENT _Lower part 55 Washing- ton St, all improvements; and lower tenement of five rooms. J. bradford, Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. 3an29ThsS’ T0 RENT —Barn at No. 45 Forest St.; room for eight horses; terms reason- able. Apply to Peter Davis, 199 West Main St. marzed TO RENT—175 Frankiiu SL, suitable for ligut manutactuning or store. o E. sanning, 52 Broadway. marisd TO RE bath, gas Upper tenement, 6 rooms, cooking, 17 Spruce St. n. merisd — urcu.sued Tooms comp. for houseseeping, bath, gas. 8 School Street. mar9d for N. Eugene \m\!h. 20 M TO RENT WANTEDy U 2 C & B sure at amag- | vance. lInquire of D. M. Brown, Plan- ingly low prices L. W. Frink, Norwleh, | field, Conn. mer2sd Ct., sells monumenial work; the b — = - —— had anywhere. - Write or call Pr FOR SALE—Two team horses, 3. marid s WThS | Weigit 2500, both p gooa workers == e ~ | and in good condition; price right to WANTED Restaurant chef at Ber- | quick purchaser. For particulars call | ry’s Restaurant on the Bridge, w | James Downing, Plainfield. _imarzéd 1y, R 1. mar. P 5 — | T FOR s is the time to place WANTED —Girl (o learn 1o fnish | your We quote on Hrst sweaters by hand; paid while learning. | class hes 10c, plums Zoc, Coronet Knitiing Cuv., While's Court roses, . ail other trees and marzad | plant onable prices. e NTED—Two Lelpers in pai TS Men and women, S; Spring season Just experience unnesessary. WTite 1or par nop. we can save = direct. ‘atalogue 1ree. Aansneld, Conn. ne J. ticulars today. Consume: Fertilizer Co., Dept. 66, 1476 Broadway, New York. mar2sd setting; $6 per 10u. D. WANTED — Live poultry. .J.—me; i Mt Plea 8t. Phone 795 o Turnbuil, Weawecus Hill, Norwic L Dool AR wits itwe Town, CL X marioa balls and full equipment; 1 AM LOOKING for a price. Appiy to Box :ia, to eesa accident and health for the Peerless Casualty wich, Conn.; would appoint manager. Call ever Hotel, after 6, W Traveling ®pecial Agent W ANTED Comforiablo room & board, wilh bome privileges, by youn Jaurel M1l preferred. write k. Bulledin Office. JOR BALI- Three wagons, two har- FOR PALE or cxchanse, good paylng | nesses, ene plow, ene cultivator, eight 2| ine Barred Bock roosters. lacy A. { . D. &, Norwich, Cenn. TeL z38-%. | | in duck egks, §1 per | 11 Lngs 240 each. i -13, Norwleh, marsd plece ot proper in t iy, location e best.” Addréss Property, &are Bul- marzbd y; quiei hou - cinity of ligh | ;| Trom sAla—18 < ¥ cabaiors, zood mon -{ size 246 and 366; Beulah Ferm white aress Perminent, | Wyandettes and Ruaner duck eggs, 13 marsd for §2; custom hatching, 139 csgs 33, == disceunt on large orders. J. F. Byrom, WANTEBD—A housekecps Willimantic. Tel maridd ily of two., Address I. H. Buadetin Co. marzid es, four secoad hand state price yise o Builetia Of —hflugh, man for farm WOTrkK and teaming, able Inquire Gien Rock ¥arm, My mar2ld razor TWANTED- blades fo: sharpening, 35 cents. Reom l_:ll E} mar2ld over pipe and 5S¢ DKg. © S 40c tn o : T0c worth f won't wait; bu» new. Fra Shop. W A'\"lhl years’ experien eonard Bri WANTEB—Good ¢ for work in sawmill | sazy. Apo | Tejephone D-—Ambitious i { anyoue e, drop postal o SO RX DAL Samuel Colchester, Conn. carrier and rai decisd positions. Parcel 08t e — — —— }J.'\p\-lntlnx'n.s Ta Connectic FUR sALK-—Lhe Leonara W. bacon free. Write A, Richards, | Teal estate in Norwich, consisting of bnmgnem Mass marlid ine large InAansion house, & dweilln =5 s houses, 2z bacrns, oulbuldings and L6 WANTED—Live poul acres Of lany, conveunieatly ‘located 10 | we pay top marke: the oity of Norwich, ai brice and om 949 b.ain Bt, Wiltimantic (Shee Store). | terms ati S 1o Wie buyes. This _ mar. properiy 1S OWD Waier SUppiy. == — | Appily to Willlam H. Saields, 35 Broad. TMEN AND_ WOMEN WAN for | Way, Norwicl, Cona. ootisd government jobs, $ve to $lov monil; E —— vacatieas, steady work; parcel post FOMR SALL—A second-hand Ford au- means many appointm ; comunon cd- | tomobile, FPnone 535, Norwick, or ad- ucation suificient; - pull’ unnecessacy. | 0ress 93 Frankin St Write unmediately for ee lisl of posi- S tions open o 3 Dept. 39-1a and 6, rhone maxzid price, one REW mariid cotton yagra mill in Eood water for dyeing & Co. Putnam, F L. marzidd ()Lifi(:},A,\-'flu pool tables, all in a first cla. outfitg 9; will sell cheap. , 49 Main St, Nor- I mar2id 60-acre farm: L {extra good 14 house, pleasatly T | situated: plenty »mnn..unss, irult, 3 $1209, Address marzid beamed dining to date, room, ecorat- 1 on premises. cy of all kinds. 0id . Hamiiten, bxecutor, iat Jelad TRISPASSING NO- | % %, TX 12xi%, 81X QT | puNe 4L Oves — 250 noieheacs i5c., tweive for $..2 i1Re Suueun | G (legu business size Norwich, Conn. neatly printed, ior 31.90; suJ ior FURNISHED ROOMS, &ll modera con- veniences, 38 Unien St. Phoms 1031-3. TO RENT—ihe store No. 31 Broad- way, centrai localion, next to the Wau- regan hotel, now occupied by Bruetts, tailor and gentiemen's furnishings. Apply to William H. ields. Janiad FURNISHED RCOMS. central loca- ticn, steam heat. lnquire 13 Ualom =z aecsd 29 Winchester Street For rent this splendid hewuse of eight rooms and barn, with modern jimprove- ments, recently put in fine condition. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street Phone 300 SOME CHOICE RENTALS $18.00 to $30.00. Three within five minutes Free Academy. “Obey that of Impulse.” ARCHA W. COIT, 63 Broadway, opp. Y. M. C. A Phone 102-2 FOR RENT Two Floors of Building No. 11 and 13 Ferry Street, Suitable for light manufacturing or other purposes. !nquire of The Vaugha Foundry Cao. SUMMER COTTAGEs For Rent—For Sale Watch Hill Weekapaug Pleasant View Rentals $175-$2,500 season Inspection by appointment FRANK W. COY 6 High Street, Westerly, R Long D FOR SALE FOR SALE A cottage located near Slater Avenue, with six rooms, lot 40x190 feet, property in fair condition, and will be disposed of for a low price for a quick er. of Inquire for particulars FRANCIS D. DONCHUE Central Building Norwich, Ct AN D—haw [ars, ot . — ?uiuh . peud & : Ealnpies aod ner 30“'\\1«\.:‘&" S, s(;‘a'.‘y Tpursday. | Px ""?‘h‘;“ t‘i‘IAkAL;“CAbq":E 416\3:::»2 g | ot ° ciin Company, Norwien, A L. Benneti. 2 7}.10\ 1ia ", [ Co: WANTISD—Haw Zurs. Wil be &t the | — ——— T T O store of George H. Pratt, No. i1 water | m::sf‘ x—i’}if{— S ples thortugns = i Saturday. A. B. WoO0dWOrtd | ooun ¢y “Ludlow. n, Norta Stonins- JIoN s ton, R. D. 5, Norwich, Comn. H. ¥. WANTED—Plano tuning. A @ uor- | Button. oy, 4vs Prospect St. Cicy. ivid Lol H3Z-E. PRINTIN G—io ices. 63 euvelopes (T card printed in corner, $i.4u; 1,000, 3%; B e 500, | 5000, 6,000, $i0; vy notensads, BUSINESS INDEPENDENCE FOR § AR S To men with ability, good references 4-‘;--1"‘ A‘J\;J‘L A:H\EUK'“::G;\!;. and $500 working capital, we have a o ¥ tes 100, §iENE S0t proposition to make which will lead to SR independence. nd, dig: om- -ou; 1,000, mercial proposition, with I ed only by yot Box 1692, New wn ori. energy WANTED Cook, Laundre: Farm Help, Gen eral House Workers. Young Mar abeut 25 years, for Hotel Work. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, FARMERS ! Don’t forget to order your Agricultural Limestone from | | £ e & t. tral Bldg. | b el e e 38 McWilliams & Co. BOYS |at A Y BOY anxious to earn ! money can secure a position with me. Good pay, { n"a”_m ea. hours. Also prize - H e — everything from tops to Shet- i FOR >,\m<‘, land peny outfits. Thé work | The two-s house at Norwich is easy and need not interf | Town known as the ¢ Pitcher with other duties. Apply to place, with about 10 acres of land and a MRS, A. M. HAMILTON, good barn. % . 218 Main St., Norwich, Cona. DANTI ‘W, SEPECELHE, A, Lebanon, Conn. mar2ld MONEY L.OANr.u on Diamonas, and Secur LOAN Cu., Upsizirs. 18523 White Elephant Cafe DAN MURPHY & CoO. Corner of Watar and Market Ste. FOR SALE A Business Property consist- ing of one large store and three § room tenements. Annual rentals of $1,100.00 in first class condition, and very desirable. Full information on application. JAMES L. CASE, Shetucket St Norwich, ¢i. 40 medium 13 The Bul THERE 1s oo agverrizing Eastern Connecticut equal 0 o s S e E E ETRE gular business size), | i | | 10 be perfect. A R A K T TR T M ST TR e 40 SALE HORSES 10 Horses tha “hun Pric th s to fit ti n. horse. Come and see ELMER R. PIERSON. 39. 11 To the Farmers of this Section: Now 1s the time io list your farms if you want to sell. 1 have a large list of customers looking for farms, Send description or c WILLIAM F. HiLL, 25 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. lephone 147 HORSES in from lowa from 1000 to 1700 pounds. nd-hand W. C. SPRAGUE, Moosup, Conn. I hor also The Fenton-Charnley Building Co., Inc. GENERAL CONTRATTORS NORWICH, COI\N. FUR SEASON OPENS Now is the time fer you to get oul your furs. 1 guarantee all repair work Have also a nice line o I"'ur Coats for men and women, Wo- men’s Muffs and Coellars and anything in the Fur line. M. BKRUCNER, 81 Franklin St. BR. E. W. HOLMS, Dentist Bhannon Building Annex, Hoom A. Telephone 523 octiod — e THERE 18 no savernsing med:um Eastern Cowunecticut eguail @ The m- Jetin for business resulis. Opposite Thames Bank | Horses weigh- | CHILD IN THE STREET. ‘Weavin; nzmrr }mcla- through yeur day, I stand a.nd watch you, busy at your pla; Buch simpf. things for toys are strewn around, The treasures In your wanderin have found. 4 e Bach common pebble iz for you a Eam; The homely dust that scornful I con- demn, And from my hurrying feet impatient shake, You hand to me to show me my mis- take. You cannot see the sunset’s crimsom glow, Or watch the stream through flowers murmuring flow, Hemmed in by walls far over you that rise, Still you can build yourself a para- dise. For heaven enfolded reast, With glory, not with rags, your body’'s les in your ressed, Life’s secret yet undimmed shines in your eye, That they may read who careless pass you by. Your hands are soiled, ana soiled your tired feet, Your only playground is the shabby street, Though poverty your birthright from you stole, Yet still you keep the wonder In your soul —H. Percival Allen, in the Book News Monthly. UNAPPRECIATIVE, A man thers is who talks about his work with gloomy sighs, He stops from time to time to wipe the molsture from his eyes. You get a notlon that the major pege T grotiom cbihis. m'z t " s giving sad descriptions of how v hard it is. . You W.mder if by chance there time he can recall When he knew the feelings of a man who has no job at all. When you're hustling for rthe cnance to make a gay and willing bluft You haven't time to lecture on your pathway long and rough; But when you're safely on the list for systematic pay is & You find the e to put forth a melancholy lay. Oh, weary, wailful tofier, though your joy to you seems small, Be comforted and think of those who have no jobs at all! ‘Washington Star. | HUMOR OF THE DAY s the evil of divorce and re- marri “The trouble of breaking in a new mother-in-law.”—Judge. The lawyer was endeavoring | pump some free advice out of to the doctor. “Which side is it best tQ lie | on, Doc “The side that pays “you the retainer. Cincinnati Enquire | “We are thinking of giving old Got- ToX the degree of doctor of languages.” | “He’s no linguist.” o, but he has | $40,000,000, and mqn»\ talks.”—Kan- E City Journal ‘V\h&ts all this needle scare among don’t know. Can it be that some girl’s mother has asked her to do a little sewing?’—Louisville Cour- jer-Journal “When old Ricl h died he left a request thet his dust be scattered te the inds.” “Wel his spendthrift son is attending to that all right”™— Philadelphia Ledger. ‘Ate you satisfied with ? “Yes, but I your office occasion ave had h.) wholly :A‘ fled cago Record-Herald. “George, dear, what did papa say when he hft his finger with the ham- mer?” “I can’'t tell you, mamma— was 5o naughty.” “Tell me quick— T've just hit mine!”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “I see they steam,” said | the man in the chair. !17\(‘ vietim, “that seems to provement on hot air, tatesman. are shaving now by the loquacious barber to “Well,” replied be an im- doesn’t 1t?"— you sure the ou during operations Great Surgeon—Oh, abso- She has never allowed me to up anything but the most Inex- e instruments In patients.—Life. 's Mother—I suppose yer gettin’ good fee, si fer attendin’ to the ch Smith boy? Doctor—Well, ves, I get a pretty good fee, but why are you ing? Algy’s Mother—Well, I 'ope r won't forget that my little Algy rew the brick that 'ft "m!—ZLondon Opinion lutely sew { per A t A Fox—Great new John. OQur son engaged to Miss Golder. Fox— What! shall object to the ma Fox-—Qbject?! Are vou out of your senses? Fox—Not at but if we don’t kick a MNttle the ders will think we don’t amount te JUd Khe)'ll probably call it off.— THE KALEIDOSCOPE Lightning is more frequent in Iili- nois and Florida than in any other states The parcel post is using electric de- livery trucks in many of the large ities | There is little or no begging in northern Italy, yet it is very prevalent in Naples andle of a new cane for men stick and contains cigarettes and match- t an English scientlst, -rays @ the most extreme rays at e ultra-violet end of the spectrum. A handsome stone wall is being built around the birthplace farm of Jeffer- son Davis in Christian county, Kea- acky. There are more than 200 species of ins: that infest books and destroy them if not exterminated in time, A bell in a tempie in north China | has been kept ringing for a century. | A tax is levied in the aistrict for pay- ing relays of ringers to work Inces- santly day and night. Missourd giris ars In rural schools in ranized inte pick and shovel clubs under the direction of the national congress of mothers, to aid in the good roads movement. i — According to the census of 1306, the alation of the city of Havre was For more than one year past has been estimated officlally at 136,- 159. This is exclusive of the contigu- ous suburbs, which, if added, would bring the total to about 170,000 inhab- During 1909 there were consumed by the inhabitants of larger Copenhagen (including Frederiksberg) some 77,- 404,240 pounds of meat, or an average of about 143.74 pounds per capiia. For | the year 1913 these figures declined to about 71,027,550 pounds, or 12434 pounds per inhabitant. In the vicinity of Hongkong—that is, at Canton, Swatow, Kiungchow, and in other smaller ports in this vi- cinity—the fiber is produced largely in nnection with the “grass cloth” or irade, being produced for local manufacture into cloth, and is exported as cloth or, to a large ex- tent, in the shape of embroideries and drawn work.