Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, March 9, 1914, Page 12

GENERALLY FAIR TODAY AND TUESDAY. 2 What Is Going On Tonight. Vaudeville and Motion FPicturzs at e Auditorinm. oving Plctures at Colonial Theatre Vaudevilie and photoplays at Davis theatre. £ Merkie Harder Company in The For- tune Hunter at Davis Theatre. Annual Meeting of Norwich Play- grounds Association at Town Hall Uncas Lodge, No. 11, I 0. O. ., meets in_Odd Fellows' Hall Thames Union, No. 187, U. B. of C. and J. of A, meséts in Carpenters’ Hall. Norwich Lodge, No, 248, N. E. O. P., meets in Buckingham Memorial. Sebequonash Council, No. 11, D. of P., meets in Foresters’ Hall. Taft Lodge, No. 25, A. O. in Ponemah Hall, Taftville. ANNOUNCEMENTS N. E. O. P. meets tonight. A timely hint by Miss Adles regard- ing scalp tonics will interest women readers of The Bulletin today. See adv, DAVIS THEATRE. Myrkle-Harder Company Presents The Fortune Hunter Matinee and Eve- ning Today. “Go to church every Sunda Pick out one of the rich ones to go to. Do Jjust as the others in the congregation do. Stand up and sit down, look up hymns and sing. Be careful not to look as if you were trying to show | off, but do it all modestly s if you ‘were used to it—are some of the ruies Winchell Smith gives his hero, Nat-| Duncan, in his search for a wife and the dea- speak a million dollars, “Nearly all wealthy men in small towns are cons and though they may not to ‘you outside it is their busin shake hands with vou after the s mon and ask you to come again, and to ihey will take notice of you from that | iime on, says the author of The For- tune Hunter. The long, 1l Tun of The tune H the New Amsterdam theatre in New York city, is still fresh in the minds of theatregoe. Other plays to presented by the excel- lent organization are The Third De- gree, The Spendthrift, The Great Di- ide, The Girl in Waiting, Quincy Adams Sawyer. for the week's at 20c, Seats are now selling | engagement, matinee | 10c¢, | COLONIAL THEATRE. | Rider Haggard’'s Romance of Love and i War, Jess, in Four Reels. | The management of theatre has the honor of presenting today and tomorrow, Rider Haggard’ great romance of love and w en- titled Jess. This superb presentat the Colonial | popular players, Constance and Arthur Maude. It a story of an Englishman in South Africa who is rearing his two nieces, who are also orphans. Jess, the elder girl, prom- ised the dying mother that she would care ever and eternally for Bess, her sister. Later they are both in love with the same English officer, much to the distress of the rejected lover, ueller. The Boer war is shown in all its intensity with fully 1,000 sol- diers in which the lcver of the girls is captured, together with Jess. Plans laid by Mueller to 1 the lover, fail, | and then the uncle is captured and | Bess is given the choice of seeing her uncle die or marry Mueller. Jess solves the difficulty by killing Mueller while he sleeps, thus releasing Bess | and her uncle while she, Jess, dies | of exhaustion from an attempt to ach her lover, with the information. Bess and John are married and re- turn to England, but in a succeeding vision it is plainly shown that Jess is mot forgotten in their happines This splendid spsctacle is accompani by other high grade dramas complete the big bill, d which | Auditorium Program Today Contains | Many Excellent Features. The three acts seen on today's bill are of the high quality which can only be seen in the vaudeville pro- | grams at the Auditorium, as all are | high salaried artists, and it would be quite possible to put on six acts with- out spending any more than these three cost. _ Today’s show starts off with a big | bang, as the openinz number is the massive 101-Bison three reel war drama, The Mad Hermit It is not necessary to dwell on the specia features of this fi as everyone | }_{DOWS ‘what the 101-Bison name means in pi¢tures of this kind. Francis Ford, who produced the film, avas the orig- imal producer of big war dramas, he | \ | also plays the leading male character. Miss Grace Cunard, who wrote the scenario, also plays the leading fe- | malg role. This picture aione is worth | the price of admission. | PTho vaudeville will be s itsor & Daye, in their bright comedy skit, The Rube and the Actress which is a very ¢ <onclude their ever offering: they r act with their latest dance conception, The Holland Tango whic is something different in the dance line. Next com Detello, the fascinating soubrette. Not another wor about this act, vou will do all the talking necessary after you see it. . The third act The Three Cyclon- ians, who are known as the whirlwinds | of mirth on the whi ng wheels. There are tl]!iee men c sts in this act, | which is a comedy riot from start to finish. Their burlesque motorcyele { the funniest thing ever seen on the | stage. | _A very funny Gaumont comedy en- | titled Oscar Is in Search of a Wife, | will leave everyone laughing as they | say goodbye. AL ORPHEUM THEATRE, DANIELSON | The Doyles Known to Be Good. Manager Lewis of the Orpheum the- atre will give his patrons a good line | of attractions all this week at popular prices. | He has secured il Edward Doyle company to fill the week here. Thi company is new to the playgoers of Danieison. They come high)_\’l’ re«-om‘l mended from both press and public | of the larger cities of New England | and the central states, where the: are well and favorably known as the are in their ninth year of uninterrupt- ed success. The company consists of | nineteen people, and every play is given a complete scenic production. The opening play tonight, Mildred, is one well worth while, and will greatly please the most critical audience. Louise Brown, the little leading wo- man will more than please. Madam ‘Wenda, the greatest mentalist, is one of the features. S e T WA COAL BUSINESS SOLD. J. O. Peckham Buys Out C. H. Has- kell and Will Continue Business. T. O. Peckham of West Thames cet has bought, through the agency f E. A. Prentice, the coal plant and equipment of C. M. Haskell at 58 Thames street. This plant has been in existence more than forty years having been owned and managed for a long period by the late Capt. Laban R. Jewett. It was purchased by Mr. Haskell in 1908, ‘ The property has a dock frontage of nearly 200 feet, with the same frontage on Thames street. It com- prises bins for 3,000 tons of coal, an office and storage building and a brick barn. Handling of the coal is done in modern fashion the coal heing hoisted from boais alongside the deck, dropped { over its center. ilar | & if you want to sell | Bend deseription or call. Telephone 147 into covered bins by means of long chutes and loaded by gravity over screens into wagons beneath, so that a shovel does not touch the coal from the time it leaves the boat until it is shoveled into baskets at the consum- er's house. 2 The unusual financial ability which Mr., Peckham has shown in the past will insure his future success. For the last four years Mr. Has- kell has been secretary of the New England Coal Dealers’ association, an organization of nearly 600 members, and will continue in that office, For the last six months he has also been connected with the Magnesia Tale. Co. of Burlington, Vt., and it is because his duties have become too many and varied that he has disposed WANTED ADVERTISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE er T RENT” ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 8¢ per Line, Six Words to the Line FOR SALE 4 TO RENT of his coal business, but he will con- tinue to reside in this city. BULLETIN’S PATTERN SERVICE WANTED—Carl Melvin, mardd WANTED—U-2 C & B_sure at amaz- ingly low prices L. W. Frink, Norwich, Ct, sells monumental work; the best to be had anywhere. Try him and know. maryMWwWs "OR _SALE—One high office desk, | two office chairs with cushions, stuffed leather, and one high stool. Can be n at 58 Thames St. -~ marva OR_SALE—One new milch Hoistein | CERTAINLY, Mr. 8. B/ Crary, Pres- ton, Conn. glad to have you see the Merkle Harder Stock Co. at the bavis theatre as the guest of Fagan's Smoke shop. Just cali for your ticket for one of the best seats in the orchesra. mardd WANTED—A sawyer that can saw a good quantity and make good lumber; also a good surveyor; must be tempe ate, to work on portable mill. Addres A. T. Gardner & Co., Oyster Bay, L. N. % marvd WANTED—Will buy anything, an where. What have you got to seil? J. C. Witter Au Block, Danielson, D—Young lady ffice as bounxeeper's . care Bulletm. tion itooms, Spot cash. B marid n Conn. Apply T marid WANTED size and lowe care Bulle: I HAVE cond hand safe; t price. Address 0. ma 51 co-operative Droposi- tions,” some _include wages, Toom, board while “working into and rn- ing,” automobiling, barbering, print- | ing, sign painting. Write 3513 Wa ington st., Boston, Ma. Aldis Owen Hall. mar6d MEN AND WOMEN WANTED for government jobs $565 to §1o0 month vacations, steady work: parcel post mesuns many appointments; comm = ucation ficient: “pull” ‘unn E Write immediately for free 1 posi- | { tions open fo vou ranklin institute, | I[‘tp?. »-L., Rochester, N. Y. febéd | WANTED—Salesmen, $75 per month and ii expenses to begin; experience not absolutely necess ‘feks orders | from dealers for cigarelies, cigars, snuff, smoking and chewing tobacco. Penn’ Wholesale Tobacco Compaly, Sia- tion O. New York, N. X. janisa | SHOUTING ARD TRESPASSING NO- 9852 TICES pT le? Qn‘clzflslfl. }2!13.5.3! for v ibc., tweive for 3i.25. The ulietin A SINPLE, NEAT AND Lo, Frinters, Norwich, Conn. i PRACTICAL MODEL. | “yANTED naw_fars, at H. A Heeb- ner's, 30 Water St., very Thursday. Ladies’ House Dress With Long or i novlla A. C. Bennett. buildings. C. B. Potter, ureene, R. L marsd FOR SAL. Fiv , corner ligh and West Main Sts. mared FOR SALE—Situated in East Brook- lyn, my two-tenement house, 1Ly water, tool and wash house, sheds,; barn, two stalls, box stall, tie up tor | { cow, grain, harness and carriage room, | Telepnone 462-4. H. J. Larkham, | Norwich 1own, Ct. marda TURKEYS FOR SALE—Channelside Farm. Tel. 271-13. martd FOR SALE Farm of 60 acres, very good house, 10 rooms, plenty of oul- llar unuer ali, hencoop for 4vv laying d is the besL hHencoop YOU ever i yauio ; 3 . e R e vecy “Bost shape, | YoRiences, 38 Union St. Phoue 1051 llar to put out; o% acres of the = < < b rdening land in the state, fruit- | TO RENT—Sunny, pleasant upper ed wiitn all kinds of fruit; % acre of | seven-room tenement, i1 Eim SL; bath awberries t bearing year, aspar- 1 gas, set tubs, not water. Apply C. k. agus; i 5 years; price 35,500, | Whitney, at Bulletin Office atter % p. m. | part on mortgage 3 per cent. For fur- | janliid ther ticulars uire of the owner, : e W heb R ¥ D. No. 1. mdrea | 31 Broaad- | sefals ol A = = centrai location, next to the Wau- | FOR SALE or exchange for any hotel, now upied by Bruetto | pouitr hen turkeys and two toms. | tallor and 1en’s furnishings. | W. Bendett, 69 .uechanic St. marsd | Apply to Will Shiel Janl TO LET—The Stillman Carriage Co. carriage repair shop in Coggswell St., Westerly, k. .I The best location in town. “Ihe pest town in the state. Plenty of work for three men the year around. Possession April 1st. Growth of my dahlia business compels me to make a change. Address or cail on George D. Stiliman, Proprietor of the Stillman G ge Co., Westerly. mardd " T0 RENT — Furnished rooms comp. for housexeeping, bath, gas. 4§ School marsd FOR RI —Farm 65 acres, house and barns, in the city; good for truck- Inquire M. Bruckner, $7 Franklin mar9d TO RENT—A flat, 130 Washington St., six rooms, all ‘modern improve- nents. Phone 377-2. Gilbert Bowers tebléd FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- An old and esiaplished pusiness, with stock, fixtures, A. H. Maine, Groton, Conn. febZia AT BELT LINE CAR BARNS, 435 and 4 East z3d St, N. Y. City, 315—horses 5. Must be aisposea of | in next 3v days. ‘These are the last of the horses u in the c: and con- struction work, right out of hard work ready for work; amcng them sev- hed teams and several mares : also sev al pavement sors ses and ma from $3s upward; matched teams f 5 upward. Trial ailowed. LOOK these horses before ng eisewherc. See Stable ¥oreman Ship horses within 400 miles of York. feblsd FOR SALE—H000 ft. of native cedal For further particniars, write H. C. Harris, R. ¥. D. No. 4 Coichester, or phone 263-2 Janidia I AM BUYING pouitry of all kinda. | Anyone having same, rop gflllfll 0 Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Cona. | ecls om $1 at Shorter Sleeve and With Ralsed or VANTED —Raw turs. Wil be at the Normal Waistline. s 5 store of George H. Pratt, No. il Waier St every Saturday. A k. Wooaworta, noviod Striped gray and whita seersucker, with facings of gray in a darker shade, s used for this model. Blue checked WANTED—PIano tuning. A. . wor- gingham, trimmed with white, would | @os. 243 Prospect St. City. el Bazi-d also be effective. The styls is equally | 3714 good for chambrey, percale, cashmere, == =2 = flannel, flannellette, lawn or galate DO YOU WANT The .onts of the walst and skirt are fe s - shaped in points to correspond. The | “The Original Factory Adjustment skirt back has @_group of gart tucks to your Long or short eleeves 1 may be GUsed. The baers ix cut in | Watches, Clocks and dJewelry ?| six sizes: 34, 36, 38, , 42 and 44 % fnches, bust measure. It requires 5:4 | Drop Postal or Phone 377-2 yards of 44-inch material for a inch LEE CI EGG, size. = : A pattern of this illustration m.’u!ledt 128 Washington Street, City to any address on receipt of 10 cents in| _We promptly collect and deliver re- silver or stamps i ; - rnitaes Ordor throngh The Builstin Company, | Pairs anywhere. Everything suaranteed Pattern Dept., Norwlch, Conn HELP WANTED Plans are being considered for an- other railroad across the Siberfan . . sirl | country soma distance south of the | General Housework Girls, Second Girl, | existing line. Chamber Maid, Laundress, Canvassers, | { Kitched Work, two Boys. | Fi | M. J."Coscoran, Supt. .E EMPLOYMENT BUREAU | LEGAL N?“:ICES, Central Bidg. INVITATION FOR PROPOSALS FOR "HOOL BUILDING FOR SALE d proposals will be receiy | . until April 34, 12 o'clock, | = = | noon, 1514, for raising slate roof, and | | all pa eerof, and building a new | second brick, and all parts i thereof, r alterations and ad- | o O T p it | During the past mouth, I have ad- Sehool B e nd” now i3 haxs | vertised between forty and ffty farms hew second story built on same, andsfor sale, giving descriptions of same, | other mentioned and shown work and to parties that have been vble There will also be separate estimates | to find in that list, a farm that suits heating the new said second story |them, I wish to say that I still have ’_“L‘r"l"{“l,‘y‘j,’l:‘,;} s “‘"“n",é*cs“‘;'f‘n list of about 30 more farms not ad- nt plwmbing. vertised, most of which are in New according to plans and specifi London County, and mostly in the authorized by School Committee, | Southern section, which 1 would be e by me, copies of which may | pleased to show them ained at my office. ates must be accompanied Call on or address by a certified check in favor of said WILLIAM F. HILL, ool Committee, for an amount equal | | | | | | | | per cent. of amount of estimate. R :nsz'nt is reserved to reject any |25 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Conn, or_all bids % B E = By orde of School ommittes of | s ~onn. C. H. PRESTON, Architect. 16 and 11 Central Building, Norwich, n mardd TAT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD Plainfield, at N within and for the District £ on the 7th day of March, | Six-room cottage, In elegant NELSON J G, Judge condition, on Central Ave.; price te Hannah late of reasonable. Norwich, in said D eased -~ e ?”,‘?%‘“i'a‘s‘i‘:li‘;l{df"‘n‘";j“’;“f;“’l" =~ A small business t pays a hibited his administration account witl S 45 said ate to the Court for allowance good income; price low, and it is therefore z00d reasons for selling. Kor Ordered, That the 14th day of Mare irticulars Hugidie hof A, D. 1914, at 9 o'clock in the forenoc at the Pr te Court Room in the C Norwieh, in said District, be, s FRANCIS D. DONOHUE e same is, appointed for hearing : 5 same, and the said Administrator Central Building Norwich, Ct directed to give notice thereof by lishing this order once in so paper having a circulation in s: trict, at least five davs prior to date of sald hearing, and make return to the Cou | NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. | S 5 S . A The above and foregoing Is a true| all it took to sell the $175L pi »T copy of record. | The No! Busetin went to | Attest: IANNIE C. CHURCH. But 1 offer. Farm Bargain marod Clerk. No. 19: Just four and one-half mies | | from Westeriy, 1 offer an 8s-acre fa | well divided inlo mowing, pasture and | land in a hi stale of cul- LOST AND FOUND | tivation, pienty of fru (last years | S & crop was 200 barrels of apples), a never | 5 = S = ~ ! failing prook runs through the prop- | _FOUND—A black and white puppy, | giiy fand is level and free from stone, | with large spots on head and hip. B ot naldh: hoves e Owner may secure return by paying | D WOl s e SR e charges. Addr Harry R. Lathrop, | 1o0ms. barn,” 24 by | Dog Warden, Brooklyn, Conn. Phone. ot r maryd henneries. secluded sy CAME TO OUR HOUSE in Hanove ‘and a large black, tan and white do has | and bustle of ci f ! tag, but no collar. Write or telephone | be bought on easy terms. Tne pri Fred Papineau, Hanover, Conn. Tel., $3000; $1000 down, balance on mor 509-14 mardd | 8age at 5 pe t. lnvestigate 3 ——— | Send for Wilcox's Farm Builetin OST—Between Park church and Co- il drar e b . lonial theatrs, on Brosdway or sain | (JuSt issued—cholce of 406). | St gold filagres bracelet. Lost on Y i March 4th, between 8 or 9 p. m. No- wlLLlAM A. WILLO,. | tify -2t marid | Real Estate Broker, LOST—In town - of Pfislloln, fox- | 41 West Broad Street—Recoms 1 amd 2, | hound pup, & to months old, black | z i 5 and white. Finder please notity A. L. | e e | Reynoids, Preston, or Tel. 836-3. i Westerly, R. L | mared l Office Neo. 363. Tel. Residence 531. = ———|COL. EARL N. GALLUP FOR SALE AUCTIONEER A graduate from Jenes' Nat. School ot Auctioneering Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock. Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address R. F. D. No. 1, Moosup, Ct. Telephone 1-3 To the Farmers of this Section: Now 1s the time to list your farms 1 have a large list of customers loeking for farms, WILLIAM F. HILL, 25 Shetucket 8t., Norwich, Conn. Opposits Thames Bank SUBURBAN FARM. Forty acres, on trolley and state road, iwo-stery, 10-roem heuse, new stable for 17 head, barms, icehouse, sheds, ete, all goed; 20 acres smooth, strong, tillalble land, very produective: good pastures and pleaty of weod: MONEY LOANED °n Blamonus, Walches, Jewe. - aud Securilies of any kind at the i.owest Rates of Interest. An old Todern water system, pnoumatic (Ank. u;ilbh:_ sa nra to deal with. power pump, Zasoline emgine, gris: M coXaATEERAL BOAN Co. mill, saw; pictures; lists. (Establis d' A re. TRYON'S AGENCY, sne feb%d W illimanti | ton, FOR SALE |f Two Hours I DOES YOUR RANGE need repainng: Patent stove brick to it any range sent for §1. B. J. Stow, New Haven. sepléd FOi sALE—The Leonard W. Bacon real estate in Norwich, comsistl of the large mansion house, 6 dwellin, houses, 2 barns, outbulldings and 10 acres 0f land, conveniently jocated 9 the city of Norwich, &t price and oa terms attractive Lo the buy Thia property as ils own water supply. Apply to Willlam F. Shields, 85 Broad- way, Nerwich, Conn. octl4d FOR SALK—A second-hand KFord au- \ tomoblle. Phone 585, Nerwich, or ad- dress 98 Franklin St. Jysd _ FOR SALE—HEleven-room house,with lot, 89 Cli St. Must be s0id lo close estate. G. W. Hamilton, Kxecutor, 139 Main St Jeid THINK 1T OVER — 250 noleheads ! and 2ou 6% (rexular business si G' envelopes, neatly printed, for 31.96; 560 ! each, $3.0v. bend ior sampies and prices for any printiig you are in need of. Tne Eulletin Company, Norwicn, Conr. FURNISHED ROOMS_ centrai i tion, sieam heat. inquire is Unlon <& dec5d FOR RENT Two Floors of Building | No. 11 and 13 Ferry Street, Buitable for light manufacturing or other purposes. Inquire of The Vaughn Foundry Cu. FOR SALE No. 262 Washington St., The fine residence property late- Iy occupied by the late George F. Bard. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetncket St., Norwich, Ct. | | SUMMER COTTIGES ‘or Memni-—box Sale. Wateh lflt Weekap: leasaxt View, Ty | Rentals, $175-54560 season. i amspectivn br appoiRiraent. ] | FRANK A, CUY, € High Street, Westeriy, Long Distance Avisuhone. R L mayssa FOR SALE—-O. 1. C. pigs, thorough- breds, registered, none beiter in tne country. Ludicw Furm, North Stening- . F. L. b, Norwich, Cona. H. ¥ Button. — - — | k at these prices. 500 63 envelopes (regular business size), card printed lo corner, $1.40; 1,000, 3Z; i i 10,900, % v _noteneads, 3 intea, 31.40; 1,000, 32.1u; 2,0uy, $0.0U7 19,009, $LLLY; oul’ lelterneads, d3X1i, printed, $1.i>; 1,000, $2.3V; 3,000, | $9.00; 1vwow, | $iB.50; oub biliheads (Xdly, printed, $1.6U; 1,000, $2.10; 2,004, ; 10,000, 313.00; 200 stalements oix 000, $1.82; 5,000, OUR WORK DEFIES THE ELEMENTS The recent storm some way demolish a leasant View Casino_and nt the onstructed duri PECK, MWILLIAMS & CO. i For dale $450 Will Buy an Up-to-Date and Prosperous Confectionery Business well established in a growing town of about 3500. Good reason f or selling. For further particulars en. quire at Bulletin Office, FOR SALE We have a lot of Pigs about 8 weeks old, also a lot of Shoats from 4 to 5 months old, which we will sell cheap. Apply To DERRY HILL FARM Parker-Davenport Co. FOR SALE Cottage of 8 rooms and bath, No., 3 McKinley Avenue. FPrice right. ’ Cottage o6f 6 reems and bath, lot 50x200 fee Medern equip- ment, electri¢ lights, eall bells, awnings for veranda and win- dow. Garage, good garden with t trees. Near car line, five cent fare. Thomas H. Beckley 278 Maln Sircer. e J. F. CONANT, 11 Franklin St. Whitestene 5c and the J. F. C. 10e | Cigars are the best on the market. ing oI every de- ons promptly, Send for sam- | [he Huiletin Co., Printers aud FOR SALE A BEAUTIFUL HOME consisting of an 8 room house with all | modern improvements and in perfec condition, together with barn and a large lot, for sale. E. A. PRENTICE, | trouble Phone 300 50 SALE HORSE I have 50 Horses to pick from. 1 are of ail kind & and su 1150 FOR SAL The Fine Manufacturing Plant tately occupied by the Tobkin Arms Mig. Co. IN GREENEVILLE. The main building consists of three fioors of about 2,000 square feet each and there is a iarge ad- dition and office building. The property i1s supplied witk 50 horse water-power at the iowest price in Connecticut. Plans and full particilars upn application. Favorable terms. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St. Norwich VERY DESIRABLE RESIDENCES IN BEST PART OF CITY FOR SALE AT SACRIFICE PRICES ARCHA W. COIT, 63 Broadway, opp. Y. M. C. A, Phone 102-2 FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, geod barn and large le%, locatea ve minutes’ walk frcm Main | | -.reet. Price reasonable. }s N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct. | the shoe | whole 86 Cliff Street | s ! terior workmen's FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCHES POETRY MY LOST SHIP, Mine was a little, little ship. but she was brave and fair, And ghostly white her sails upon the salt sea air; She strained upon her cable itke a hound upon a chaln, As though she scorned the land locked bay and longed to meet the main. shone out She wus laden with no burden or pre- clous gems or gold, No merchandise for foreign ports was hidden in her hold, She bore no wondrous paintings, no treasured works of art, But on, she bore the hopes and dreams of one young human heart! Through long, long yvears I walted, watching through every day To see her coming slowiy up through the sheltered bay; I knew her sails were weather woru, her sides were gray with brine, But -ail she held within her hold was surely only mine. She came not—Oh, she came not! And now at last'I know She lies upon the deep sea bed, full many fathoms low; She spoke no ship, she reached no port, but when the tempest woke She siowly sank, while over her the curling spindrift broke. No other ship have I to send, no hopes for precious freight; When white sailed fleets come gayly In no more I watch and wait; Never will previous cargo come from ports afar for me— I know not even where she lies, ship 1 sent to seal! —Ninette M. Lowater, in the Now York n HUMOR OF THE DAY She —All my bright men are conceited, anyway. He—Oh, I don't know; I'm not. ston Transcript. Joe—What is the easiest way to drive nail without smashing my finger sephine—Hold the hammer hands.—Ohio Sun Dial. Harold—She said she would be will- ing to go to the ends of the world with me. Jerrold any girl would! But how about settling down in a flat up in the Bronx?—Puck. in bot Mrs. Wood B. Highbrow—L've it been reading the Brownings' Love Letters. Mrs. Highbrow—Yes? Bu how they did flatter each other!—Life Mr. Crabb—A speaker in Syracuse said the women of today are not using their braine. Mrs. Crabb—She’, If they were there wouldn't be many getting married.—Buffalo Sxpress. “They say the Alps are fairly over- n with climbers.” “Yes, indeed Why, a man can’'t even enjoy a fatal fall without colliding with a lot of cheap and undesirable persons?”— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bill—Everything he touches turns to gold. Jill—I don’t believe it. “Why not?” “Because he was here and ‘touched’ me today.”—Yonker's States- man. . “Do you think vou will be able to keep me out of jail,” he asked after he 1ad made a full confession to his lawyer. “I may not be able to do that, but I can make the state spend a lot of money in putting you there."- Chicago RecordHeraid Citizen—You are always boasting of home town. If you are so aw- fully fond of it why-don’t you go back there to live Booster—=Well, to tell you the truth, T don't care a hang for place except when 'm away Judge. the first th to learn about de is this: As on as 2 comes take off his shoet customer and hide 'em.” “What's that for?" “Then you can wait on 'em at yvous econvenience, my boy. They can't wall —Kansas City Journal. >ne to a great deal a ense to give yvour boj 1 wouldn't mind that, srmer Corntossel, “if Jost wouldn't come home and expect t§ learn me as much in two or threa weeks as he found out during the term.”—Washington Star. Hardware alesman—I assure you. madame, thege kitchen knives repre- - t value ever offered at tomer—They certainly out. ou've g ie n.” educat replied J eem very cheap. The sestion is, Will they cut? Sales- Ah, madame, if you ask me I'm bound to say they W but that is their only fault THE KALEIDOSCOPE o et New York is sald to have 15,000 ble-minded puk school children Miss Estelle Mason is making a rney around the world with 12 Es- mo d Berlin is considering a plan for a ! workingmen’s insurance against un- employment, petroleum indusiry of the has more than trebled Nova Scotia, in 1 had bitants. Now it has more More than 207.000.000 cigars were from in the vear. the Philippines re are more than 0 books on | subjects in the library of shington, slanders have a “can- h they bake, string on vert into torches. on grandstands es exert a s'ra per cent. of their guano exporis from Norway first half of < vear to- nine million pounds, or almost le the guantity in the'l ast year. period sex hvziene in- and wireless tele- £ the new subjects as reported to eau Swimming lesson aviation of Educa- abnormal cond; » rice mar e are looking to other r main diet. Man- is rapldly growing in fooc chur! favor. millet The U Fr nited it company an- nounceg at it 1 commerce 2 rag- ular weekly service with three new 10-ton passenger and freight steam- rs between New Orleans and Havana on March 4. Consul John Ball Osborne at Havre France reports that according to a statement of the minister of the in- pensions in France granted by the law of April §, 1910, ere received by 1,180.149 persons dur- g 1913, £ 1,100 cases of removal from coun- | try~to city personallyginvestigated by T. J. Coates, schools in thousand supervisor of rural Kentucky, more than one were caused by a desire for better school, church and social ivantages. Support. “So you got married? Anmd you earing but §13 a month.” “Certain- 1¥; 1 couldn't live on that.”