Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 15, 1913, Page 12

. Sonie Ob Taiic d Lec Maud : What Is Going On Tonight |32 Lectuer Mand %, Bliss have just o and Motion Plotures a: |Blar meeting of New London ty T —— Vaud the Andt B i mona Grange No. 6, P. of to be M ictures n&pflonm Theatre T Broadway Comic era Co. at Davis Theatre. E > 4 Broadway Comic Opera Co. at Th“"fi_w y Comic OD: Co. at Davis “ztholic Woman’'s Club Bale at T. A, 8. Hall. all. Board of Trade Meeting at Bucking- nam Memorial. 4389, 1. O. F. . Court Norwich, No. meets in Bill Block. Uncas dge, No. 11, L. O. O. F., meets in_Odd Fellows' Hall A Thames Union, No. 187, U. B. ot C. and J. of A, meets in Carpenters’ Hall, Norwich Aerie, No. 367, F. O. meets in Eagles’ Hall. Norwich Council, No. 25, F. B. L. meets in Pythian Hall Norwich Camp, No. 90, W. O. W, mests in Bill Block. : Uncle Tom’s Cabin at Davis Theatre. ANNOUNCEMENTS " See what Miss Adles says today about the new hair styles, which aid toward a youthful appearance. See AT THE AUDITORIUM. Today’s Vaudeville and Photoplay Offerings. Today starts what is known as one of the worst weeks for business in the theatrical season, and this week all road shows pay only half salaries and most theatres cut all expenses possi_blo, but the programme at the Auditorium shows no cuts of any kind, both ihe vaudeville and photoplay programmes being up to the Auditorium standard of excellence. The 'show will start with Beauty apd the Ugly One, a very clever westérn story by the Nestor company, and this will be followed by the big two-reel feature film Who Killed Olga Carew? a baffling mystery drama by the Imp company, with the two popular stars, Jane Gail and Matt Moore. This was written and produced by Walter Mac- Namara and is considered the strong- est mystery film of the vear. Coogan & Coogan, a team of clever singers. dancers and comedians, will start the vaudeville, and their 15 min- utes of entertainment is of the best quality. Fred Hildebrand, the suave songolog- ist, is in No. 2 position, and Fred can certainly put them over. This clever comedian has the personall that is so essential to the success of a song, and also the singer, and it is not what he sings but the way he sings it that has made him a faverite. | Pons & Pons, with their sensational comedy acrobatic specialty, are in third place. and they alternately take Your breath away and make you laugh with their daring and funny stunts. To close the show the first of the new “joker” films will be own. This is a new brand on the Universal pro- gramme, and is composed of comedy films exclusively, and mostly of the roughhouse type. The title of the first| joker film is Mike and Jake at College, and Max Asher as Jake and Harry Mc- Coy as Mike will make you laugh until you cry. The football game in this picture would make a horse laugh. If you want to enjoy over an hour and 45 minutes of solid entertainment, the Auditorium is the pl DAVIS THEATRE. Big Bill of Feature Photoplays To- morrow, Beginning tomorrow, and until after the holidays, this theatre will present only the best in feature photoplays. For Tuesday's bill there are two spe- cial two-reel features; the first is The Filly, a beautiful Irish story of Squire Vernon, the owner of the fastest horsc in Kincralg county, who is much op- posed to his daughter receiving atlen- tlons from the son of Widow Riley. on whose heuse he holds a mortgage. The squire has two horses and he enters the best one in the Donnybrook splechase and feels sure that he will the 580 pou that is offered as the prize.. The best laid plans of mice 2nd men do not always come out as ex- pected, and love will always find a way, as is very clearly shown iIn this feature when the squire’'s best horse gets beat by none other than one own- ed by Danny Riley, his daughter’s) sweetheart. It would take too long to tell the whole story here and spoil the interest. but yvou can just figure out for yourself, then come and see it; you won’t be disappointed. Pretty Irish scenery and beautiful Irish costumes make this the best Irish picture shown in many a day. The other feature is a two-reel Domino photoplay, The Judg- ment. a story of the early New Eng- land settlers ten years after the founding of the Plymouth <colony; A Woman of Sin is the title of a powerful Rellance drama and shows how a woman was taught to see the right through the influence of a little child. | How He Won and The Actor Book Agent are two funny comedies to com- Peie the b Matinee daily at 2.20, and 10c ening at 7: gallery Sc, balcony and lower floor 10c. | Uncle Tom’s Cebin at the Davis To- | night. ! ant, lively di ations, thr g e—all are 3t honored Un- the renowned t the Davis ut thi Stetson cornpa theater tonisl:t. preon, is s H The pathetic death of Little Eva no sponer covered the audience pall than a stunning twber comas to restore the | flood or rely drooping soul. The Stetson company is the acknowledged leader in the production of Harriet Stowe’s masterpiece. The cast is large in numbers and well distributed. The bloodhounds and ponies, the music and scenic effects, costumes and accessories are all of the best attainable. Special- ties glitter through the evening like stars in a wintry sky. In the Leon- ‘Washburn-Steason company there are all kinds of dramatic greatness. It i in a class by itself. Go and see it or vou.will miss the year’s best offering. Doors open at 7.30, curtain 8.15, 10, 20, 20 and 50 cents. COLONIAL THEATRE, Wonderful Programme With Pirates, Two-Reel Feature. The Whaenever and wherever a Vitagraph feature is exhibited, it is always ac- corded the clbsest attention, for it is a well known fact that this company's reputation was established by its close attention to detail, and in no picture of recent showing is it more apparent than in the superb two-reel nautical feature for today entitled The Pirates. A young sloop captain, fascinated by | the wiles of a young daughter of a director of a prominent business firm, kidnaps the entire board of directors, carrying them aboard his yacht; a rev- enue cutter pursues, also an envelop- ing fog, and John Bunny is in the midst of it all. Could anything be funnier? The Lost Chord is the mu- gical picture gem. "while Diversion, the wonderful Biograph drama, is fol- lowed by the following subjects: Na- tive of Australia and The Native Pond finmli both of which are educational. and In the Spanish Pyrenees, a series of magnificent mountain views. NEW LONDON POMONA. ngers Will Meet Here with ‘Work and Programme. eld in Pythian hall, ch, Thurs- day, Dec, 18th, 1913, at 10 o’clock a. m. Forenoon session will be - the transaction of regular business; the report of the secretary and treas- urer, and the conferring of the De- gree of Pomona at 11 o'clock. No ar- rangements have been made for. din- ner. Norwich has and hotels. The grange will' be called to order at 1.45 p. m. in the fourth degree, for this programme: “Paper, Poisonous Plants of America, Miss Ella C. Lester, Nor- wich grange; music by Mrs. Mabel Chapman, Montville . grange; farce, “Merry Widow,” Preston City grange; readings, Mrs. Beebe. Colchester grange paper, Mrs. Lizzie Colver, Led- yard grange; music, Mrs, Hzra Hemp- stead, Konomoc grange. Other num bers will be presented as-time permits. e e s e e HINTS FOR HOME-MADE FANCY WORK A Gift For A Shut-In. Persons having invalid friends are often perplexed when wishing to send some Ittle remembrance to the “shut-in”. It is not always easy to know what to send that ‘will - give pleasure to a person whose activities are limited and who cannot, there- fore, take pleasure in many gifts that might be welcomed by a well per- son. Try making a bundle of com- fort" powders”, Get a book contain- ing a page of reading for each day in the year. The book counters have many such books of all sizes and kinds. Take each leaf and roll it up tight in tissue paper, twisting the ends in bon- bon fashion. Tie the bundle of rolls with a ribbon and send directions with the gift “One powder to be taken each day.” Old calendars, containg choice bits of verse may be utilized in this way. If the “shut-in would enjoy them, many bits of humorous verse can be chosen.. 4 Emery Ball, dainty and inexpensive accessory for the work basket is a little emery ball, made like the accompanying- il- lustration. Two circles, forming top and bottom of the bag, each an inch in diameter are cut out of heavy white musiin. Around the edges of these circles is sewed a straight piece of A muslin three-quarters of an inch wide and four inches long. This forms the foundation bag., which is to be filled with emery powder and tightly sew- €d up. A Dbright piece of velvet, the width and a bit longer than the strip slin cut on the bias and gather- op and bottom, is then fitted sides of the bag. Two of bronze kid, each one and a D nes “square, neatly bound wn ribbon, form the top and e corners being caught to- Luttonhoele bars of -brown A rib hen “tied through one of the bars and the emery ball is completed. Night Gown and Slipper Bag. A very useful present to make to any man who .is addicted to wearing slip- | pers is a bag that will hold slippers and night shirt. This is serviceable for home use and can be quickly slip- ped into a travelling bag when the owner is preparing for a The materials required to make such Journey. a bag will be as follows: Two yards of cretonne, 15c. Three yards of tape, 3c. One pair of hoops.... Total Take one and a half yards of cre- tonne and fold in half and sew as you would any ordinary bag. leaving an opening on each side about four inches deep. Shirr the top of each side one- half round @ hoop so that the two hoops may be used as hangers, Take the remaining half yard and sew on one side of the , making two box plaits large enough to hold a slipper in each plait. Bind the edge of the bag with colored tape. ’ 49c. Sleeve Protector For The Business Girl Get two five or ten-cent men’s Qand- kerchiets, J¥old across the middile, making a triangle. Cut elear acress from the middle to the middle point, Shape the outer e to the arm. Then take the other piece of the handker- chief and make a cut as shown In son the color of the velvet | ted to ~ good restautants| WANTED —_—— - WANTED—Live poultry. Drop postal T ADVERTISEMER " under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or T0 RENT”. S ARB‘INSERTED AT THE RATE OF : Sc pierfil,..ine‘, Six Words to the Line ) FOR SALE FOR SALE—Two small heaters, coal to Ja '] Ct., | burners, cheap. Apply James ‘furn- 3 i gucnbul o, A ke Bull“Norwich Town, Ce AN F. D . — e s ec WANTED—A liv ent to sell | —— a fast selling artgigloed: 50 ;ag-‘oo‘:n. profit. | HAY FOR SALE—I have about seven Write F. H. Steere, 238 to 240 Plainfigld | tons, at §15 a ton. Telephone 1lbxi-3, St, Providence, R, I. decl>d | Norwich. 3 dec1dd | LADIES start home business making FCOR SALE—One Holstein heifer and | neckwear, $2.25 dozen. profit; experi- ence unnecessary. Mail dime for pat- tern, instructions. Needlecraft, 2929, Altoona, Pa. declbsd WANTED — Feople desiring -eir watches, clocks and jewelry to be put in the original factory condition, by 2 ractical adjusicr, to ring-up Phone 77-2, or send 1) tal to Lee Clegg, 138 ‘Weshington St., City, who cofleac&lnd delivers repairs anywhere. anglsMwF LADIES and gents earn $2-38 daily, whole or spare time; experience not necessary. Write for particulars, Remo Co., Bridgeport, Conn. decl3d WANTED A position by a middle- aged woman, experienced in all Kinds Uf housework. inguire at Mrs. M. J. Driscoll's, 81 Franklin St. declia WANTED—A competent girl for f"’; eral housework. Apéfly to Mrs. Johu H. Milner, Moosup, Conn. aeclzd WANTED—OId geese feather beds. Best cash prices pald. Address C. F. Dickinson, General Delivery, Norwich, Conn. decl0d. WARTED—Position by young mar- ried man; 16 years’ experience in man- ufacturing; five vears as supt.; will consider a.l'w reasonable proposition, Address G. W., Bulletin Office. dectd WANTED—Live poultry. G. A. Bul- lard, Tel. 646-12. dec. ‘WANTED—To hire a dalry, far 100 acres, more or less. Box 16, Builetin Office. novisd WANTED—Raw_furs, at H, A. Heeb- ner’'s, 30 Water St, every Thursday. A. C. Bennett. novild WANTED—Raw furs, Will be at the store of George H. Pratt, No. 71 Water St., eve?r Saturday. A. E. Woodworth, nov1io - SHOOTING AND TRESPASSING NO- TICES printed on_cloth, 12x12, six for 75c., twelve for $1.25. The Bulletin Co., Printers, Norwich, Conn. . WANTED—Plano tuning. du’n.lé!’& Prospect St. City. y HELP WANTED Tireman (hotei),’}}eneral Housework Girls, Hotel Help. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. COSCORAN, Sup:. Central Bldg. A. G. Gor. Wel. 6¥2-4. LOST AND FOUND LOST—Three geese, Finder Motity Ch(;'isl%pher Hansen, Scotland Road. eci3d FOUND—Came to my this e’ may proving property and idw. Laskowsk!, Cran- Norwich Town, Ct. woek, tour young heifers. by have same paying char, berry Farms, dec13d one brindle heifer with calf, three years old. H, C. Henseler. Tel. 462-14. decl3d TOR SALE—Seasoned hickory wood, sawed stove lengths. Inquire L.; H. Smith. 7Tel. 35-2, Lebanon declsd FOR SALE—Six horse power steam boiler, price $25, W. D. Thacher, 43 Tanner St., Norwich Town. declzd ‘2 % FOR SALE—Cows; just arrived, cer- load Holsteins and Ayrshires; new milkers and nearby springers. C. H. Baker, Tel. 108-2, Willlmantic. declld I HAVE @ well matehed palr of iwo year old Holstein steers that I would like to sell or tyade for a new mllgh cow. E. A. Stiles, Leonard Bridge, Ct. declzd FOR BALE _Iwo good farm horses, iv. hay, rye-straw, and Economy cream separator, 600 lbs. (new). A. J. Abrams, Scotland.. Tel. 3i-32. decva FOR SALE—One 1912 Cadillac torpe- do touring pody; can be seen at 410 Main St. decbd FOR SALE—A very fine colonial ma- nogany Hallet & Davis piano, in per- fect order. Must be turned into cas| once. Call evenings between 7.80 and 830 o'clock. Charles wWhaley, 81 Broadway, Shields Building, Norwich, Conn. novivd ¥Oit SALE or rent, farm 350 acres, more or less, in towm of Canlerbury‘j possession immediately 1if desired; 2 tons of hay on piace. lnquire P. L. Shea, iNew London, conn, noviy. "1 AM BUYING poultry of all kinds. Anyore having same, drop postal to Samuel Geliert, Colchester, Conn. novlisd FOR SALE 20 L. p. steam ensgine, good order. Rogers Domeslic Laundry. Myers Aliey; 95 Chestnut aiter Oct. 27, octzid DOES YOUR RANGI ne=d repairing!? Patent stove brici to it any range sent for $1. S.J. Stow, New Haven. SEDI?d FOR SaLk—The Leonara W. Bacon | reai estale in MNorwich, consisting of the lalsc mansion house, & dweilin houses, & barns, vulouldings and 1V acreg Of land, comvenlicuuiy located to Lue Cily oL Norwich, al price and on | lerms atiraclive Lo tue buyer. Lhis Droperiy nas 18 OWH Walsr Subply. Appiy to Wiuam H. Sulelds, 35 Bread- Norwich, Conn. octlid Uit SALiS—4A spcond-band Ford au- toruobile. irhone Norwich, or ad- Frankiin St iy4d i—Eleven room house, with 9 Cliff 5t. Must be soid to clu:e _G. W. Hamillon, kxecut, or, £l daain St Je7d THINK I OVER — 260 noteheads (regular business size) enveiopes, neatiy printed, ior 3L.50; bud eacn 33 Send ior sapics and PriCos 1or any PriOLLE you a’e 'a Deed | of. ‘Fhe buleln Company, NuEWIC, Conn. FOR SALE—O. L C. pigs, LUOrough- breas, regisiered, Dune beiier in toe country. Ludiow karia, NO/Lu Sioning- WD, K. I, U, 2, NOCWICH, GOl il &. bulton. LOST—A peacock; flew im direction of Plain Hill. Reward If returned to Fairview - Farm. ocotland Road. novzsd MONLEY LOANED en Diawmonus, VWatuaes, and Secur:ues of any kind at the iowest Rates of Interest. An oia M| esrablisued firtu to dea: with. Hi COLLA RAL LOAN COL 142 Masin treet, Upsinies. (Establisned 18723 ' i ! { the accompanying sketch. Seam at the band and run a row of stitching across. Seam up where snaped to the arm and | the protector is ready for use. | LEGAL NOTICE. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD | at Lebanon, within and for the District of Lebanon, on the 12th day of Decem- ber, 1913. Present — JLLBP!RT G. KNEELAND, Judge. Estate of Caroline L. Preston, late of Lebanon, in said District, deceased. Huldah M. Peck, Administratrix. H Ordered, That six months from the | date hereof be, and the same are, lim- ited and allowed for the creditors to bring in their claims against said es- tate, and the Administratrix is directed | to give public notice to the creditors of said estate to bring Iin their claims within said time allowed, by gosting a copy of this order on the public sign- post nearest the place where the de- ceased last dwelt, within the same town, and by D\lblishlnr the same once in some newspaper having a circulation in said Probate District, and return make to this Court of the notice given. Attest: ALBERT G. KNLELAND, decl5d Judge. GEORGE G. GRANT. Undertaker and Embalmer 32 Provider~¢ St., Taftville Prompt attention to day or night calls. Telephone 620. aprl4éMWFawl DR. ¥. W. HOLMS, Dentist- Shannon Building Annex, Room A. Telephone 523. oct10d F. C. ATCHISON, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Roem 1, Second Floor, Shannon Bldz. Night 'phone 1088 : NEWMARKET HCTE 715 Boswell Ave, m alrn-clw V%‘I,:xn;z Llizquux;-“and Ci; ol eals and c| serv order. Jchp Tuckie. %oy. Tel. 43-6 F. C. GEER, Sk TUNER 122 P t St r rospec i imn.. H’"'fh' Gt CAlu priliica Nl COIROr, 3.4V, LUVE BLUU; 0,U0U, IV.UU, 10,000, FLUUL; OUL Zvleneans, 3i40,” 3,000, 32.10; 9oy, Sicwl; | oUb lelteineaus, oomail, biilived, sl (9] 4,00l | BZ.BU; ©,uUU, 0.wUi iV,UUY, pib.wls OUN DiLCAAY, (Xo 7z, DLiieu, BLuv, dbub, | 320005 2,000 240.00, Lu,uuu, iS00, oul ! Slaiemenls, vizxois, pliuiled, $ia0; 0,00y, $L.89; 5,000, 36.UU; 1u,uu0, $LLOUC Printing of ©vely uescripuon «ule | prompuy. Ssnd i0r ssmples. Yae Bul- Totin <. Ljiuiels abu Dilders, Sui- Cuhn. | waickh, PIINTING —LOUK al Luese Prices: suu 6% envelopes \Feguiar business size), RATES FOR COMPENSA - TION INSURANCE ARE O They will interest you. Tele- phone my office and learn what your rate is. JAMES L. CASE , Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. WORKINGMEN'S Farm of 250 Acres Bituated Z $-4 miles Lrom Uid uysse, | Conu., vn good roaa, teicphone and R. | :, lg mile zo sChoul, Larm nas b | res of macnine worked Deids, free | from sione and iertiie, balance pasiure and woodiand, brook running iurough enure farm; louse nas 14 rooms, cid- fashioned hreplaces, cellar under whole house; iarge barn 24 by 40, with horse barn 24 by 24 atlached, nearly new, one other hay barn i+ oy 30, crib, wag- | on shed, wagon house and nennery, | also about 1z tons oI barn hay, one fWwo-horse wagon, one lumber wagon, all the farming tools and machinery used on a large tarm. The price of this farm, including machinery and nay, is only $3,500; $1,000 can remain on mortgage. Poss 10n given imme- { diately Investiz=te!l Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin— choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St, Rooms 1 and 2, Westerly, R. L Telepnone No. 365. octléd Auction Sale of REAL ESTATE By Order of the Honorable Superior Court the House, No. 17 Spruce Street, | Norwich, Conn., will be seld at auction On Monday, Dec. 15, 1913 At 10.30 o’clock a. m. At the Banking House of The Thames | Loan & Trust Co., 28 Shetucket Street. CHAGS. F. THAYER, Receivsr, The Neponset Shingles make a roef which is proof against tire_caused by sparks and e rs—a rpof wuich is extremely durable and, moreover, a roof which is unusually attractive in appearance. 5 PRCK, MWWIL S & CO, 47 to b5 Weet Main §i., Central Whart. ec: ‘l'm% 18 —natna\zaruslng n;iim in Eastern Connecticut cgual te - letin for business results. 2 o TO RENT Lo dtany s DONRE PR AR DA TO '—A pleasant second story tenement, six rooms, with Ilmprove- ments, at 62 Division Bt. declbd T RENT——Tenement of seven rooms on_ Franklin Square. 270 Main Bt. decl2d TO RENT—Furnished rooms, steam heat and zas, to gentlemen. Address M., care Bulletin Office. deciid TO RENT_-Tenement of five rooms, modern improvements; also barn, thres stalls. etc., at No. 475 East Maln St. decild “TO RENTTenement of six 16 Cedar St. a T FURNISHED ROOMS. central looa- tion, steam heat. lnquire 18 Union St. echd rooms, lec10d TO RENT—Upper seven-room tene- ment at 11 Bim St, all in good condi- tion. Apply C. F. Whitney, at Buuetin Office after 2 p. m. nov20d FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- veniences, 88 Union St. Telephone 334-4 iyiid SUMMER COTTAGES Foyp Reat—For Sale. Watck fllfi Weekapaug, Pleassnt View. Rentals, $175-32i 1nspection by appolniment 6 season. FRANK W. COY, 6 High Street, Westerly, Long Distance ‘Lelephone. FOR RENT A fine Chicken Farm of two acres with good house, barn and hen-house. , Well located. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street T "n L mayzsa Phone 300 FORE SALE. FOR SALE The Fine, Manufacturing Plant lately occupied by the Tobin Arms Mfg. Co. IN GREENEVILLE. The main building consists of three floors of about 2,000 square feet each and there is a large ad- dition and office building. The property is supplied with 50 horse water-power at the lowest price in Connscticut. Plans and full particuiars upon application. Favorable terms. JAMES L. CASE, Norwich, ct g | 40 Shetucket St. FOR SALE Magnificent residence on Broad- | way, modernly equipped and |}| artistically decorated, fine stable |} and garage on premises. Lot “ 85x510 feet, flowers and fruit in abundance. Price reasonable and terms to suit purchaser, THOS., H. BECKLEY. May Building, 278 Main Phemes 724 — 305-2. Street. Eight-room Coitage with bath and steam haat, good barn and large lot, located five minutes’ walk from Main street. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. ‘ 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct. COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIONEER .. graduate from Jones’' Nat. School of | Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and | Pedigreed Stock, Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address, Danielson, Conn. Telephone Connection. FOR SALE Farm of 140 acres land, 50 till- i able, balance pasture and wood- land, $1500 wood and timber on place, bouse has 12 rooms, barn 30x60, also other barns, hen- neries, ice house all buildings good condition, this place iocated 4 miles from Norwich on state road and on trolley line, in a most beautiful location, ! land is in high state of cultiva- | tion and about 200 loads of barn | | i is #| | fertilizer go Wwith the place. Milk can be shipped io Provi- dence. . I FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, { Central Building, Norwioh, Ct SALE HORSES I have several ood chunks and business horses that I wish to dispose of at once; also a good wagon suitable Q‘ll:’ék hed beca But di o To still be cheerful? the children tors ngs that they wore; ealkfast time she mourned her lot use the coffee wasn't hot; She hau iche every night, try as best she might She did not. She found her sorrow Plfd to bear lecause he was no millionaire; { She chided day after day For failing to @imrbl,'or pay; | When he came home in need of cheer . ld she, all radient, appear 1 To give him sweet assurance? Nayl She made complaints about her cook, She always 2 And thus escape the ills she He sometimes thought ad; he would be gla If she could have her wish—but whyt She often seolded him because Some men were richer than he was; When they were asked out anywhere She never had “a thing to wear;" He never saw her smile nor heard Her say a hopeful, cheerful word; But it was all his fault—=so there! -8, E. Kiser, in the Chicago Record- Herald. HER TABLEB. Mary bought a little table, such a dar- lng little table, With & flawless top of onyx of a clear and lovely green: And with pride she showed the figures on the dealer's printed labél, And she set it in the parlor by a gor- a3 geous golden screen. Did she put a vase upon fit, vase of marble fluty, With some long-stémmed roses la i to énhance the color schewmg, Jamp with amber fring dainty Dresden heauty, - Or a trinket wrought of s the smith’'s immortal dream? she spread it with & cover made of plush in red and yellow, With a tinseled satin border in a vio- lent shade of blue; And she's piled it up with baubles of the kind to make a fellow Think a peddler was displaying all his gaudy stock to view Pictures, boxes. vases, purchased in the ten-cent stores, and trashy Small contraptions tied with rivoons; and with paper posies gay, Painted sea shells, china poodles, fiim- 8y gew-gaws, cheap and flashy, Hide the onyx slab forever, but, alas! it's Ma way. Irying, In just one or a Nay! the New York HUMOR OF THE DAY “I believe T'll go in for the uplift Hverybody ought to go in for the up- lift, ‘don’t you think?” *“I &’pose =o. What office do you want?”"—Pittsburg Post. S‘Ma's joined a drama league.” “What for?” “I don’t know, but pa says it's so she can get a chance to see all the bad plays first.”—Detroit Free Press “The early bird catches the worm,” cbserved the Sage. ‘“Yes” replied the Fool, “but look at how much longer he has to wait until dinner time.”—Cin- cinnati Enquirer. Mean thing! You said vou ive away that secret I told Daisy—I didn't. I swapped it secret and an ice cream you! for another soda.—Chicago News. Bob—A man never loses anything by keeping his engagements punctual- ly. Job—I don’t know. My experi ence is that he is apt to lose half an hour waiting for the other fellow!— Albany Journal. b “Perkins believes that a man's char- acter can be determined by his hand- writing.” “I don’t remember ' seeing any of Perkins’ handwriting.” No Perkins always uses a typewriter." Cieveland Plain Dealer. Mother—Now, Freddie, at the partf when asked if you'll have somethin you must -say ‘Yes, thank vou!' an@ if vou don’t want it, you must say—— Freddie—Don’t bother, ma, I don’t ex- pect to refuse anything. — Bostom | Transeript. “Young Brooks is relieved of ond trouble, anyhow.” “What's that?” “He won't have to lie about his salary to the girl he's going to marry. He works for her father.”—Chicago Rec- ord-Herald. Miss Wilkins, the primary teacher, instructing her small charges. “Name one thing of importance that did not exist-a hundred years ago” said the teacher. Ralph Franklin, sa only child, who was seated in th® front row, promptly arose and ane swered: “Me.’—Harper's Magazine. “You admit that you have been i& prison?”’ sald the cross examining lawyer sternly. “Yes, gir,” answered the shrinking young creature. “Now, vill you please tell ‘the court whethet u were there as a criminal, a suffra- gette or an investigator for a reform ascoclation?”—Buffalo Express. The Vicar—Why don’'t you comb your hair before coming to school? The Boy—Haven't got no comb, sir, The Vicar—Why don't you use you# father's comb? The Boy—Father has- n't got no comb, sir. The Vicar Well, how does your father comb hi¢ hair, then? The Boy—Father hasn'® got no hair.—TLondon Sketch. THE KALEIDOSCOPE In the United Btates are 735 coal mines, each of which produces more than 200,000 tons annually. It is interesting to note that Zurich tie silks are sent to America, made up and exported again to Switzerland, where, in some of the leading haber dasheries, American neckties are of sale, The government of Canada has ap- propriated $10,000,000 to cover a period of ten years beginning with the year ending March 31, 1914, for instruction and research in 'agriculture. This¢ fund is to be distributed among the provinces according to population, At the stigation of Dr. Fernando Perez, minister from Argentina, the lo- cal Austrian State Union for the Pro. motion of Foreign Trade, in conjunce tion with the Austro-American steam ship line, has arranged for a floating exhibition on board the steamer Kalser Franz -Josef, I, Peter A. Gross, the dean of American painters in Paris, is planning to leave | soon for the United States on his first trip in 836 vears, taking with him some of his own paintings and also a con- siderable collection of old masters io exhibit in Chicago, Philadelphia, Den- ver and perhaps New York. Khartum, with a population of 20,- 000, is the center of hoth the official and commerclal life of the Sudan, con- taining the palace of the governor- general, the residence of many high | officials and the central administrative buildings. The city s 1aid out on mod- ern lipes, with broad avenues and streets, and bas' electric lights and a good water system. The isthmian canal commission has begun work on a second” braakwater, oft Margarita Point,, which will start 1,000 feet from the shore line and ex- tend out one mile northwest toward the end of the breakwater at Toro Point, which is two miles long, extending .northeast, leaving a passageway three- | fourths of a mile wide for vessels to pass In between the two breakwaters. The 1,000 foot open space botween the shore line and the beginning of the Margarita breakwater is left for the for a baker or milkman-—low price. ELMER R, PIEKRBON, Teh 1139, octi9d 100 ~-RE MARKET GARDEN, POULLLY aBA geherai purPuss ialis JUSL cuiside S on stale road. Large :pnag‘ fed lake, stocked wn.tl 1ish, near ouse; 50 acres smooth utillable landg lang; pienty of rest pastuzes and Wwoo tide waters to pass through. The rock fruiti nice cottage house, With veranda, | filling for the breakwater will be ob- hot and cold water and Dath; lar@e | iained from the canal zone. With the bara, new sile, ijcehouse and sheds; ac- commedations for 2,000 hens, buv $4,600, easy terms. Tryen's Ageney, Willimantic, Conse completion of this breakwater Colon wiil have & harbor that will be safe in all kinds of weathe»