Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 3, 1913, Page 12

GENERALLY CLOUDY TODAY AND THURSDAY. S FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCHES - What Is Going On Tonight Vaudeville and Motion Plctures At the Auditorium. Moving I'ictures at Colonial L'heatre. S e b 5 s ©i0be ReDeRan Lodge, Nox 21, 110 0. F., meets at Odd Fellows’ Hall. Tecumseh Tribe, No. 43, 1. O. R. M, meets at 30 Shetucket Street. ymerset Lodge, No. 34, F. and A. M, s in Masonic Temple. ‘ % ANNOUNCEMENTS DAVIS THEATRE. Presenting an Excellent Bill of Vaude- ville and Feature Photoplays. Che bill that season, cons: the best seen ti three high class vaudeville, acts a four reels of up-to-date photoplays. Ir the vaudeville Lessik Anita & com- pany are offering one of the best nov- elty acts ever presented, consisting of | juggling, gun spinning and several ther feats. The feature of this act i e singing of a canary bird which #ings with the lady in the act and keeps perfect time and harmony. An- other novelty in this turn is t mon- key which dances to the mu of a mandolin played by the male member. Bring the children to this They will enjoy it as well Marshall company have skit called Pucker some remarkably Foley and Kelly see introducing clever sharpshooting. 'y are two cleVer young fellows who do a neai singing and dancing specialty, | singing soles, duets and acrobatic dancing. Today the photoplays will be changed from the first two days, the feature being a two-reel Broncho dra- ma entitled The War Cor pondent, a thrilling war drama telling the diffi- culties a young newspaperman had to contend with to get mews for his paper. The famous Mutual Weekly No. 47 will | also be shown with all the latest hap- penings that are of international im- A Muddy v portance. title of the F Romance is the one, and for a laugh- producer this the best one yet. An- other first clas vaudeville show is booked for the last half of this week. AT THE AUDITORIUM. New Pictures With Today’s Vaudeville | Every act on the bill at this favorite house today is making a hit, #nd they all deserve to, as each specialty is a good one. The braminos with their eccentric musical numbers and quaint comedy start the ball rolling and when they leave the stage everyone is in a good humored state of mind for the | next act, which is May Walters. Miss Walters has an act that is quite dif- ferent from the usual run of single acts. She sings a song, does a little monologue and introduces some clever sleight of hand tricks, and she does them all very well indeed. Anderson and Evans in the sketch from life, On the Rocks, have a winner. This act is o true to life and the comedy is so natural that it appeals to everyone. The hard luck story of two young fel- lows who are down to their last nickel is something that everyone can appre- ciate, and these two young men seem to be actually livigg the characters, not acting. The feature film today is a two-reel Rex film with the popular favorites, Bob Leonard and Margarita Fischer. The story is entitled The Primeval Test and tells the means used by an artist to show his frivolous young wife the error of her ways. The Ring of Sorrow, a Victor drama, with Glen ‘White and Fritzi Brunette, in the lead- ing roles, is another fine photoplay, and the Imp comedy, In Search of Quiet, | which closes the show, is a comedy that is far from quiet. AT THE AUDITORIUM. Trouble Makers, Hap Ward’s Musical Comedy, Tomorrow. The A record breaking business is ex- pected at the Auditorium for the last three days of the week, and if the ad- vance sale keeps up at the rate it has been ~oing, the house will be sold out ! at every performance. All seats or- dered by phone (772) will be held until | 8 o’clock the night of the performance | ordered. Ladies are advised to attend the matinee performances and kill two { birds with one stone, in taking advan- tage of the bargain prices and also avold the inevitable rush at night. Exactly the same performance is given in the afternoon as at night. The Trouble Makers is a good na- tured satire on the suffrage question, and the antics of the two comedians disguised as suffragette leaders are extremely funny. There is an excellent cast of characters and a big chorus of pretty girls. Some of the well known | musieal comedy people with this pro- duction are Raymond Finley, Toney Williams, Dan Daly, Jr. (son of the Jate famous Dan Daly), Richard Bar- Lottle Burke, Elmo Delora, Susie erwin, Leslie Lyle, Kitty Parks and many others who are all clever and well known people. Seats are now on sale at torium hotel and at the office. Telephone 772 all tickets ordered by the Audi- Auditorium box will attend to phone. COLONIAL THEATRE. Buster Elionsky of New London in Big Swimming Picture, The Pathe Weekly at the Colonial for today shows Henry Elionsky, the 19 year old New London swimmer, in his wonderful accomplishment, swim- ming from Brooklyn bridge to Bay Ridge with his hands and feet tied. towing seven men in a boat. He cov- ered the distance in three hours and five minutes. This picture can be seen 8t the. Colonial today and tomorrow only. The sensational two-reel fea- ture, The Bridge of Shadows, is a pow- erful drama of circumstantial evi- dence. A bank bookkeeper is instruct- ed to return to work in the evening and while there is arrested as a burg- lar. Though later acquitted, the stig- ma of police suspicion follows him un- til his innocence is undehiably proven. Hiram Green—Detective, is the side- splitting Edison bucolic comedy for to- day, while Old Coupons, the exquisite Blograph story, is a drama of the first water. Other splendid films are also on the bilL | QUINEBAUG POMONA. Meets With Plainfield Grange on Sat- urday, December 6. ‘The meeting is to be called at 11 a. m. Baturday, Dec. 6. Report of offi- cers for the vear. Bills, accounts and election of one of the executive com- mittee, and any other officers that may be_ necessary. Dinner will be served by Plainfield grange. Afternoon session at 1.30, in the fourth desree. Hon. Randolph Chand- ler of Thompson will speak on The Honors of the Past Century, Prof. Charles A. Wheeler of the Connecticut Agricultural college’ will give a very interesting lecture, and Prof. Kirkpat- rick will speak on the Hgg Laying Contest now golng on at the Connecti- cut ultural college, Musie, singing, readings, etc., by lo- cal granges, A Labor Monopoly Charged. Pueblo, Cal, Deec, 1.-—An attempt te secure a monopoly of labor is charged in indic ts returned by the federal grand jury 6 today ageinst national officers of the United Mine Workers of America, The men named are J, P, White, president; Frank .J. Hayes, vice flways kichable Relief from the ailments caused by disordered stomach, torpid liver, irregular bowels is given —quickly, safely, and assur- edly—by the tried and reliable BEEGHAN’S PILLS B B 10c.. 25e. BULLETIN’S PATTERN SERVICE 9753 A PLEASING MODEL FOR THE GROWING GIRL. Girl’s Blouse Dress With Skirt Attach- ed to Underwaist, and With Long or Shorter Sleeve. Blouse styles are always popular and becoming. The design here shown was developed in blue poplin, with red trim- ming. Brown galatea, with striped or dotted percale in brown and white, would also combine nicely, «The pat- tern Is cut in four eizes—6, 8, 10 and 12 years. It requires 3% yards of 40- inch material for an 8-year size, A pattern of this iuustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents in silver or stamps. Order through 1ae Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. % D742 COAT STYLE FOR MOTHER'S GIRL. A NATTY Brown broadcloth, with trimmings of green velvet and fancy buttons, was uscd for this design. The rolling col- lar is cut low in iront, and the coat is double breasted ana sack shaped. The two-piece sieeve is finished with a neat cuff. The pattern is cut in four sizes— 6, 8, 10 and 12 years. It requires 3 yards of 44-inch material for a 10-year size. A pattern of tnis illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents in silver or stamps. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. & Lackawanna R ‘Washington, Dec. Lacka- wanna railroad must p. a $2,000 fine for transporting its own hay to feed mules in its mines. That, in the opin- ion of the supreme court, was a viola- tion of the commodities clause of the Hepburn law and a conviction in a lower court was today sustained. Not Guilty of Emebezzlement. Cleveland, Dec. 1.—W. D. McTighe, an attorney, was found not guilty by a jury here this afternoon on a charge of embezzling $6,200 from John J. Joyce of Boston, whose agent McTighe was in a business concern. MONEY LOANED on Diamonas, W nes, Jeweirr and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An oig eclablisiieq firn to deal with. ATERAL LOAN CoO. Street, Upstairs, sned 1872.) 1 1 ORDER IT N6W Ropkins & Co.s Light Dinner Als 76c per dozen. Koehler's Pilsner, 30c per dozen. Trommer’s Zvergreen, 76c per ozen, Free delivery to all parts of the city. H., JACKEL & CO.Teliphone 136-& F. C. GEER, ZiA%0 ‘Phone 511 Nerwich, Ct, C. B. MACyARLANE ,,,,,, Auctioneer I will seli at Publie Auetien FRIDAY, DEC. 5, 1913, ai 10 a. m 1516 West Main St, Willim tie, Cenn., president, and William Gresn, sscre- R about 2 1gons of all descriptions, to- gether with sarm teols and some house- hoid goeds, Terms eash, If stermy, next fair weekday, . feedd, WANTED WANTED — Dear Reader: I am a young man with social aspirations and anxious to learn eticat and table man- n Please tell me how to eat pickle igs’ feet. Address A. S. X, Fagan's Smoke Shop. dec3d WANTED — Girl_for general house- w%rkA{dAddress Box 600, Bulletin Office. ec FOR SALE " ADVERTISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or T6 RENT” ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 5¢ per Line, Six Words to the Line FOR SALE—One 1910, Model R, Reo touring car, in_good running condition, with four good tires; will demonstrate any time. Address Auto, care Bulletin Otfice. decdd FOR SALE— v oodpecker gasoline en- ine, 4 h. . on truck, with saw and elt; will seil outfit for $100. Donald Bullard. Tel. 646-12. dec3d WANTED — Peoply desiring -deir watches, clocks and jewelry to be put in the original factory condition, by a g}'achcal adjuster, to ring up Phone 77-2, or send postal to Lee Clegg, 128 FOR SALE—Buy a 10-acre farm in the proven citrus fruit district, near Tampa, the metropolis of South Florida, where grapefruit nets $500 per acre, and land 1s rapidly increasing in value. Washington St., City, who collects and | Booklets and prices on request. Ad- delivers repairs anywhere. angldMWF | gress Box 411, Mystic; Conn. dec3d _WANTED—Small low priced farm,| ™ goR SALE—Corn fodder. Telephone vicinity Norwich. Louis, Bulletin. deczd deczd WANTED—Position by young man with business ability where there is a chance for advancement. Six years’ manufacturing office experience. Ref- erences. Address Worker, care Bulle- tin Otffice. decia WANTED—Everybody to know that the cider mill at Norwich Town will close for the season Saturday, Dec. 6th, 1y13. W. D. Thacher. decld WANTED—Teachers ror all grades of public school work; good salaries; desirable positions. Cary-Stuart Teach- ers’ Agency, Hartford, Conn. d WANTED—Married man wou position as two or four horse teamster. Write to Box »b, East Lyme, Conn. decld 211-32. FOR SALE—One dump cart, one light team wagon. Enquire at the John Stanton Flace, East Great Plain. dec2d ¥ v one new -room house and one 16- room boarding house with bath, both near cars, village and beach. R -3 Maine, Groton, Conn. deczd FOR SALE—Single Comb R. 1. Red cockerels and pullets, both show and utility birds. C. W. Robinson, No. 16 Benjamin St, City. i decl FOR SALE—Rabbit hound bitch and puppies; cheap; fine pedigree. Inquire 103 Boswell Ave. decld FOR SALEPool table and supplies. Inquire of J. 'I'. Fitzpatrick, 84 Franklin St., or 13 North Thames St. novzsd WANTED—A girl to assist in house- work. Apply F. H. Lovine. Phone 25, l.ebanon. decld WANTED—ARn experienced girl for gener:;l“housewark. Apply 15 Broad St nov. BOOKKEEPER —Experienced ledger clerk for large manufacturing office. Steady employment. Reply state age, experience and salary expected. Box 33, New Britain, Conn. novzsd HALL’S BARBER SCHOOLS, 814 Washington St., boston, Mass. Wages, room, board, railroad ticket furnished by “61 Co-operative Propositions.” nov24d " WANTED—To hire a daity farm, 100 acres, more or less. Box 16, Builetin Otfice. novisd WANTED—L will buy livestock of all kinds, furs and hides; good price paid. | mor FOR SALE—ligh grade mahogany, plain-cased, upright piano, used about two months. Can be seen in Norwich and purchased here at a sacrifice on terms if required. Lf interested, notify at once The M. Steinert & Sons Co., 243 State St., New London, Conn. Phone 1023, novzsd FOR SALE—A very fine colonial ma- nogany Hallet & Davis piano, in per- fect order. Must be turned into cash at once. Call evenings between 7.30 and 8.3V o'clock. Charles Whaley, 31 3 v, Shields Bu#ding, Norwich, novivd FOR SALE or rent, farm 350 acres, or less, in _town of Canterbury; possession immediately if desired; 20 tons of hay on piace. lnquire P. L. Shea, New London, novisd I AM BUYING poultry of all kinds. Anyone having same, drop ostal to n. E. Glaubinger, Colchester, Conn. Phone | Samuel Gellert, Colchester, Conn. 14-6. novisd novisd WANTED —Raw _furs, at H. A. Heeb- | FOR SALE—Houses and building ner's, 30 Water St., every Thursday.| lots. lInquire of O. S. Wasley, 168 West A. C. Bennett. novild | Thames St., City. novisd WANTED —Raw fure. WIll be at the | FOR SALE—20 h. p. steam engine, gtore of George H. Pratt, No. 11 Water | good order. Rogers Domestic Lauudry. 3t., ev Saturday. A. 1. Woodworth, ; Myers .‘;ney; 95 Chestnut aiter Oct. 27. hov10 octz7 WANTED—Model 1912 or 1913, 40 h. p. Overland roadsteir car. State price, condition, number of miles run, an where car may be seen for demonstra- tion. Address by letter to- “Overiand,” eare Buiietin Co. novsd SHOOTING AND TRESPASSING NO- ?’!CES printed on cloth, 12x12, six for 5c., twelve for $1.26. The Bulletin Lo. Printers, Norwich, Coi T WANTED—Plano TuninE ‘°“'1§“ Prospect St., v. iy AT ONOE, WANTED % 6n four rooms within five minutes’ walk of Franklin Square, suitable for light housekeeping. Apply to B. N. Durkee, Wauregan House. nov24a WANTED GIRLS IN MAKE-UP ROOM. nov22 THE U. 8. FINISHING CO. HELP WANTED Farm Hands, Kitchen Malids, General Housework Girls, Canvassers, FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. COSCORAN, Supi., Central Bldg. G. Gor- Lel. 6822 FOR SALE. The Neponset Shingles make a roof which is proof against fire caused by sparks embers—a roof wwuich is exu—emelg durable and, moreover, a roof which is unusually attracuve In appearance. PECK, WWILLIAMS & CO., Ardto 1&'&5 West Main St., Central Wharf. ec 100 L -RE MARKET G- RDEN, POULLLY ADG gelerai PUrpuse iali Just culside city, on stale road. Large Bpring fed lake, stocked witu lish, near house; oV acres smooth tillablie land, rest tuses and woodlausl, pienty ot fruit; nice cottage house, with veranda, not and coid water and batd; large barn, new silo, icehouse and sbheds; ac- commodations for 2,000 hems. Ualy $4,000, easy terms. Willimantic, Conn. Tryom’s Agemcy, WILLIAM B. WILCOX .... Auctioneer AUCTION Having sold my place, known as the Blisha P. Baldwin Farm, located on the Canterbury Turnpike, between Nor- wich Town and Occum, three-quarters of a mile from Occum trolley, I will sell the following property at said tarm at public auction THURSDAY, DEC. 4, 1913. at 10 o’clock a. m., sharp. Three cows (1 Jersey, registered), 1 yearling heifer, 1 two year old bull (thoroughbred Holstein), 4 calves, 2 shoats, 1 chestnut mare (weight about 1460, gentle), 2 colts (21 years old and 13 years old), 600 pouitry, including fancy birds, White _egborns, oarred and White Rocks, Wyandottes and KRhode Island Red., 2 incubators, 2 brooders, 1 democrat wagon, 1 canopy top surrey, 2 Concord buggles, 1 runabout, 1 road cart, 2 sleighs, 1 sied, 1 pole, 1 lumber wagon, 1 double dump cart, harness (double and single, light and heavy), robes, blankets, 10 tons hay, mowed oats, corn fodder, 2 horse forks, Olds 41, horse power gasoline engine on truck, circular saw and table, ensilage outter, winnowin, machine, - corn sheller, grain cradle, 2 mowing ma- chines, 1 weeder, corn planter, horse ralke, harrow, drags, land roller, wheei- barrow, rope, tackie and balances, plows, churn, butterbox, milk cans and pans, for and shovels of all kinds, and other articles too numerous to mention, Household furniture, feather beds, chamber sets, lounges, carpets, matting, ete, A caterer will be in attendance, f the weather suould be stormy, sa}s will take place the first fair weekday, H. P, BALDWIN, nev29ISTuWw DR. . W. HOLMS, Dentist Shannen Building Annex, Room A, Telephone 523.. ectlod DOES YOUR RANGE need repairing! Patent stove brick to Ot any range sent for 31. S.J. Stow, New Haven. sepléd FOR SALB—Farm of 110 acres, wita- in two miles of the city, with good milk route, with or without stock. J. E. DeWolf. octlsa FOR SALE—The leonara W. Bacon real estate in Norwich, consisting of the large mansion house, ¢ dwellln, houses, 2 barns, outbulidings and 1¢ acr of land, conveniently located to lue City oI Norwion, al price and om lerms aiwactive to the buyer. This property has 18 OowWn Water Supply. Apply to Wililam H. Shields, 35 Bread- way, Norwica, Conn. ociléd FOit SALID—A socond-band Ford au- tomobile. Phone 535, Norwich, or ad- dress %8 Franklin St. Jyed FOR SALE—Eleven room house, with log, 89 Cliff St. Must be sold to clvse eslate. G. W. Hamilton, Executor, 130 Main le7d THINK IT OVER — 250 noteheads and 260 6% (regular business “E” envelopes, neatly printed, 1or $..86; bud each $3.00. Bend for samples and Prices ior any Priating you are la need t(. The Builetin Company, Nurwiea, Sonn. FOR SALE—O. 1. C. pigs, thorough- breds, registered, none betitér in the country. udlow Farm, No/'th stenin, :?n. K. F. D, b, Norwich, Conn. . ¥. uiton. PRINTING—Look at these prices: 00 63 envelopes (regular business sise), ¢ard printed In cornel 1.40; 1,008, $4.00; 5,000, #9.00; YT notenea BXY 4, 4 0,000, 38.00 1v,000, X34, Driniea, $2.10; 5,000, $..00; 10,000, 313.50; tatemen blxxslx, Dprinteg, 000, $1.88; 5,0uv, Jo. 1,000, rinting of every descriptiop dome promptiy. Send for sampies. The Bui- letin Co. prinlers anda sinders, Hor- wicn, Conn. JUST ARRIVED a car of Choice Northern Cows, mostly ii0lsteins; a few *choice Ayrshires, E. E. SHARPH North Franklin. Telephone %3-4 Willlmantic. novaid Farm of 250 Acres Situated 2 3-4 miles Irom Uid Mysue, Cona., on good roaq, telephone and R. ¥. ., % mile to school, larm hnas 5 acres oi macaine worked mNeids, free from stone and fertile, belance pasture and woodland, brook running through entire farm; nouse has l4 rooms, oid- fashioned nreplaces, cellar under whole house; iarge barn £4 by 40, with horse barn 24 by 24 atiached, nearly new, one other hay barn i4 byi39, crib, wag- on shed, wagon house and nennery, also about 1Z tons of barn hay, one two-horse wagon, one lumber wagon, &ll the farming tools and machinery used on a large farm. The price of this farm, including machinery and nay, is only $3,500; $1,000 can remain on’ mortgage. Possession given imme- diately Investigate! Send for Wilcox's choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 Went Broad St, Rooms 1 and 2, 2 Westerly, R. L Telephone No. 385. biiineags, P. O Farm Bulletin— octlsd FRESH LOAD of Horses right from the wesi, out o hard work, ranging from 1100 to 1520 in weight. For sale by GEORGE B, C rLiN, Tel, 192. Westeriy. COWS FOR SALE Carload will arrive Wed- nesday, December 3rd. JAMES H. HYDE, North Franklin Telephone Lebanen SALE HORSES I have several good echunks amd business herses that 1 wish to dispose of at once; alse a good wagon.suitable for a baker or milkman—low price. ELMER R, FIERSON, Eel, 1189, - -obotifd i | TO RENT TO T-—Ten-room house 29 Win- chester St., Laurel Hill. Inquire 423 ain 8t. dec3d TO RENT_Cottage house No, 61 Ot- robando Ave., $5 per month. ohn K. Fanning, 52 Broadway. novied TO RENT—Upper seven»roo? tene- ment at 11 Elm sSt., all in good condi- tion. Apply C. F. Whitney, at Bu.etin Office after 2 p. m. novzdd FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- veniences, 38 Union St. Telephone $34-4 Jylid 7O RENT—Set of rooms comp. fur- nished, gas and coal, for housekeeping, 78 School St. oct27d ROOMS—Central Ivoca~ mma Morse, 18 Unloa St " FURNISE tion. Mrs, maylbd SUMMER COTTAGES Rent—For Sale. Waotck Hill Weekapaug, Pleasaat View, Rentals, $175-32508 season. Inspection by appoiniment. FRANK W. COY, @ High Strcet, Westerly, Long Distance Telophone. FOR RENT A fine Chicker Farm of two acres with good house, barn and hen-house. Well located. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street " L may2sd Phone 300 FORE SALE. I offer subject to sale $3000 Norwich Street Railway First Mortgage 5 Per cent. Bonds JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. FOR SALE No. 24 Asylum St. Cottage of Seven Rooms and Bath with Good Barn and Large Yard. INQUIRE OF JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St. FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, good barn and large lot, located five minute’ walk from Main street. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Nerwich, Ct. Norwich, €« COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUGTIOKEER .. graduate from Jones’ Nat. School of Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock, Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address, Danielson, Conn. Telephone Connection. FOR SALE Two dwelling houses, Nos. 36 and 38 Thames St., with bullding lot about 30x134 feet adjoining. Also valuable waterfront on Thames river; length of dock at tidewater zoout 1123 feet. Will be sold as one parcel Fer Ifur- ther particulars inquire of THOS. H. BECKLEY. May Building, 278 Main Street. Phones 724 — 368-2. \ FOR SALE Farm of 140 acres land, 50 til- able, balance pasture and wood- land, $1500 wood and timber on place, house has 12 rooms, barn 30x60, also other barns, hen- neries, ice house all buildings jood condition, this place is & jocated 4 miles from Norwich on. state road and on trolley line, in a most beautiful location, land is in high state of cultiva- tion and about 200 loads of barn fertilizer go with the place. Milk can be shipped to Provi- dence, FRANCIS D. DONOHUF. Central Buil Norwich, Ct ———— e, LOST AND FOUND LOST—Last Fridey night, on 7.30 Yantio trolley, a mink muff, Reward if returned to Wllen Tibbitts, 9 Oak St. city, decd LOBT —Two vearling heifers; one Jersey and the other is brown. Finder kindly notity KEii Simonovitz, Conn. R. F. D, No. 4. TLOST—In Jewett City 9.09 trolley to Norwich, Nov. 28, sable muff, liberal reward if returned to H, C. Webster, Jewett City Bxpress Office. dec2d B i LOST-—A peacock: flew in direotion of Plain Hill. Reward if returned to Fairview Farm. »cotland Road. nov2s WHERF 18 ne advertsing medium in Destern Conpecticut equal to The Bul- Jatin for business 2 POETRY THE ANTLS CHANT OF FAITH. P Pr‘nh.gio be, tl;mre suuh?.m some of us 0 grant & man 1 To be & devil when he likes B0 And lve a lot of lurid nights. Praise be, there still are some of us ‘Who find eugenics shooking things, And will nol agitate ourselves with plagues each generation brings. Praise be, there still are some of us o shiun the women that a wage Inadequate has driven forth To take the street as heritage. Pralse be, there still are some of us Who are content to smirk and bow, Nor heed what coming years will bring 'o others—If we're happy now. Praise be, there still are some of us To whom 1t's habit still to blink Realities—who never dare To think, what others do not think Praise be, there ‘still are some of us Who, even while we scrap, can claim Our pretty object 18 to please, Our cause but gives another name. Praige be, there still are some of us That klsfldlha chains wherewith we're und-— ©n, men, look kindly on our charms— Oh, Antis, Antis, rauy round! —L L H, in “Life~ HUMOR OF THE DAY She—Before we were married you used to catch me in your arms. He— Yes, and now I catch you in my pock- ets~—Brooklyn Citizen. “1 suppose your mnew automobile de a big hit when you went out in it?” “Yes, it did. Most of them are. h;:spiml cases.”—Chlcago Record-Her- ald. He—If I should propose, would you ves? She—If you knew I would ves, would you propose >—Brooklyn Citizen. _“Your wife must be awfully clever! She talks like a book!” “Yes; I have known her silence to be eloguent and her frown to speak volumes!”—Judge. “The Greens are going to Europe for the summer.” “Isn’t it awful what people will do to let other people know they’ve got mone, —Detroit Tree Press. “I thought he said he was making £10,000 a year?’ “That was before the income t: went into effect.- Now he admits he’s only geiting $1,500."—De- troit Free Press. “What's the atter, Cyrus? You look disappointed “T've scanned ev- ery page of the paper and I can’t find an interview with Mr. Vanderlip or the money question.'— hicago Record- Herald. “I see one of the New York papers is getting up a contest that will inter est the fans”” “What is 1t?” “A con- test to see who is the most unpopular umpire.”—Cleveland Leader. “What’s a~ dilemma?" asked one small boy. “Well,” replied the other “It's something like this: If your fa- ther says he’ll punish you if you don’t let your mother cut vour hair, that's a dilemma.”—-New York Independent. “T always have tough luck.” “What is the matter?” “I pald Brown $5 that I borrowed from him several eeks ago?’ “Where's the tough luck?” “He | said afterward that he'd forgotten all about it.”—Detroit Free FPress. The baby was slow about talking, and his aunt was deploring that fact. Four year old Rlizabeth listened anx- jously. ‘‘Oh, mother,” she ventured at Jength, “do you think he'll grow up English? We couldn’t any of us un- derstand hlm if he turned out to be French. ippincott's Magazine. Father—Upon“my word, you ohildren are gotting too dainty for anything. Jam and butter on the same plece of bread, indeed! Why, when I was rour age 1 was glad to get enough dry read to eat. Robert—You have a much better time living with us. dom't you, father>—National Monthly. THE KALEIDOSCOPE ® The bread eaters of New York city devour daily 2,485,763 loaves. The emoke nuisance costs the Amer- | ican people nearly $50,000,000 every year. Labrador has an area of 200,000 square miles, but the population is only 4.000. The French military authorities have succeeded in making a man-carrying kite. To decrease the number of accidents a French city is building a street with separate roadway for each kind of traffic—motor, horse and foot. It the water-borne foreign trade of the United States were per capita equal to that of Great Britain it would amount to $14,000,000 per annum. Mrs. Harriet Jo ton-Wood, a prac- ticing lawyer of New York, is waging a determined campaign to he appoint- ed to the bench in the children’s court in that ecity. The Welland canal contract, second sec . has bteen awarded by the Canadian government at $5,353,000 to Baldry, Yerburgh & Hutchinson of London, England. Among the articles to be sold at the sale in aid of the Leicester ragmed school mission of London are two chil- dren’s petticoats which were knitited by Queen Mary while out driving. Collapsible haby carriages have al- most gone out of use in Christiana, Norway, owing to ithe agitation against them started by a local physician, & specialist in children’s diseases. In the midst of alarms from the Balkans, the fact that the city of Tir- nova, the ancient capital of Bulgaria, has been almost completely destroyed ticed. About 5,000 tons of cork sawdust are used in Spain annually in packing fruits for shipment. Some 40,000 per- sons are employed in some manner in the cork industry in Spain, with an average wage of about 67 cents per day. It is announced from Byron Australia, that freezing works has heen opened. AN | the inauguration ceremony the presid- | ing officer advised farmers to suppor% | loyally their local factory, which was one of the best in the state, and prob~ ably the only co-operative meat fac~ tory in the commonwealth. If well supported by the farmers it would ba Bav, suppliers. Draining the Zuyder Zee of Holland is proposed in an exhaustive report just issued by the Zuyvder Zee associa- tion. It is proposed to construct an northern portion of the Zuyder Ze# from Ewijksluis (Anna Paulowanpol« der), via Wieringen, to Piaam (Fries- land). way line will run along this embank- ment. Within this embankment four areas, mostly composed of clay or sandy clay, will be drained with a total A large fresh water lake of 358,150 acres will be left in- side the embaukment to sesve a8 @& storage reservoir for the large quanti- ties of water flowing in from the Ijsel and other rivers. The estimated ¢ of the werk i« $75,000,000, exclusive interest, and it will take 33 yedrs ta completa S ~ of 328,220 acres. the new co-operative by an earthquake passed almost unno« . ) { |a great boon to the district and te embankment 182 miles long across the! A roadway and a deuble rail<,