Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, November 13, 1913, Page 12

FAIR, . WARMER TODAY: ‘ ~ FAIR TOMORROW What Is Going ¢ On Tonight. ' vey P !‘hn!m = oy, ré. Encam; ipfie ¥s in Odd Fellows’ !?'le o fayeatte Caunn!l, No. B . meets_in Foresters’ Hal Whist in Foresters’ Hall ANNOUNCEMENTS . Don’t forget the bi b!g whist tonight in St. Jean lodge. Stop at the Ladies’ Specialty Store window and see the display of Admis= Foresters' hall, given by the prizes, which are te be given. slon 25e. " THE BINS OF THE FATHER Coming to the Davie Saturday Matinee and Evening. p e THOMAS DIXON Author and Producer of “The Sins of the Father,” which will be at The Davis Theater, Saturday, Nov. 15th for Matinee and Evening. An attraction which is causing a furore in dramatic circles is Thomas Dixon’s powerful drama, The Sins of the Father, which will be seen at the Dawis theatrs Saturday, Nov. 15th, for matinee and evening pex:fax’ma.nces. The immrense success of The Clansman is still fresh in the minds of theatre- goers. Drsmatic writers all along the \)sme giwe it as their opinion that The ins of the Father is still stronger and the masterpiece of this noted novel- and dramatist. The play comes here under the persomal supervision of . Dixon anfl each pari has been se- hy himself. In the dramatiza- «of his novel Mr. Dixon has made *he play end differently from the book. Those who see the play will be able to judge which ending is right. Matinee at 2.80 p. m, 25¢c to §1. Evening at 815 o'clock, 25c to $1.50. Advance sale opens ]"“r_lday morning at 10 o'clock. Teiopnoue and mail orders attended tao. | DAVLS ™ EATRE. A Noted Stock Orgun'rzxkifln All Next Week. When Kirk Brown and his excell stock orgemization opens their week's engungement at the Davis theatre next Monday mafinee the theatregoers of this city will see an attraction that no suparior in the popular priced field. All plays produced during the compeay’s stay are those that bear the $stamp of public approval and are pro- duced in fhe way of costuming and stage effects that have made their \success notable. The opening play for Monday mati- nee is Thais, adapted from the opera, the dalightful strains of its music run- ning throughout the play. The pro- dudtion ‘is a notgble one for scenic splendor and mdgnificent costuming. The evening play is The Matchmaker, a play for the masses. It contains a éelightful touch of humor and pathos and ip the character of Father Daly, the good natured priest, Mr. Brown is seen at his best. Matinees are given daily eommenc- ing Monday at balcony 10 and orches- tra 20 cenmts. - The evening prices are 10, 20, 80 and 60 cents. For Monday night any lady can-secure a reserved seat for 15 cents if checked before the limit expires. Sale opens Monday, when seats can be obtained for the entire week. DAVIS THEATRE. of Feature Photoplays for Thursday and Friday. Bia _Bill Widow Maloney’'s Faith is the name of the two-reel feature to be shown at the Davis tode heading the bill of feature photoplays that will be shown here for tod and tomorrow. The story is a pretty Irish love tale and has many thrilling situations; there are two reels, and not a dull moment in either. The other pictures are The Colonel's Oath, a beautiful Reliance drama of a stern southern colonel who quarrels with his son and who is later reconciled through the influence of little child. Follies of a Day and Night 'is a real funny American com- edy drama telling how a poor fellow tried to get himself arrested, and the difficulties he had to contend with. The famous Mutual Weekly is also on this Dill-with a lot of interesting as well as educating subjects, up to the latest minute, The Water Line is a Than- houser comedy drama that will amuse everyone. The Janitor is a real funny Keystone comedy, and completes the show, making seven reels in all and every one is something well worth seeing. Matinee at 2.30, and 10 cents. - Evening at 7 and 8.45 o'clock, 5, 10 and 15 cents. AT THE AUDITOKIOM, Three Act Programme a Success—Will Be Continued, “The addition of an extra act a to the Auditorium programme met with the approval of everyone, and this plan will be continved, and today’s pro- gramme will consist of three Class A aots and 44000 feet of the famous Umie versa.l films. ‘The opening film today is Roger, the Pride of the Ranch,”a Nestor drama featuring Rajah, the $5,000 pure white Arabian stallion. This will be follow- ad by the famous two-reel Scotch mas- erpiece of the 101-Bison brand enti- :led Shon, the Piper. This film was sroduced by Otis Turner, the man who produced the famous €oming of Co- mbug for Selig. The leading roles are -taken by the popular favorites, Bob Leonard and Margarita Fischer. Kalger’s Terriers will start the vau- deville, and these clever comedy ca- mbep .u'c considered the acme of ani- aining. An act that will delight bog{ young zne. old. 21 ordo ~nd & few eggs, is the comedy magician bills himself Specialty is constructed so as -_tmnvfl:om the most inflexi- eyllis and Meuon Pietures at slétdies at Colonial Fheatre. udevilie and Pheteplays at Davis 0. & L O. O. St if It Is Thinning Out of Full of Dandruff; Use Parisian Sage At Once. Most men, 2nd husbands in particu- lar, are eareless regarding the care of thé hair—no¢ until it comes out by the combful do they really take notice. Then it may be too late. If your huvsband’s hair is gntflng thin; if he has dandruff or the scalp itches and buins—take immediate ac- de not let him become a bald- Get from amy druggist or teilet counter a 30 cént bottle of Parisian 8 Rub it well into the scalp every hight. The first application will re- move dandruff. When the hair sfops falling and the new growth appears use every other night until the hair s thick and abundant. Parisian Sase is a delightful and in- vigorating haix tonfc for men, women and children, It is a scientific ?rep- aration based or a thorough know of what is nceded by the hair and sca\p to keep them rfectly heaithy and re- move dandruff, stop scalp itch and falling hair, Surely try Parisian Sage. Look for the trade-mark on every package the “Girl with Auburn Hair.” 3 The Lee & Osgood Ce. recommends t Nearly Every Child Has Worms. Paleness, at times a flushed face, unnatural hunger, picking the nose, great thirst, etc, are indications of worms. Kickapoo Worm Killer is a reliable, thorough medicine for the re- moval of all kinds of worms from chil- dren and aduits. XKickapoo Worm Killer in pleasant candy form aids di- gestion, tones system, overcoming con- stipation and increasing the action of the liver. Is perfectly safe for even the most delicate children. Xickapoo Worm Killer makes children happy and healthy. 25c. Guaranteed. Try It Drug stores or by mail. Xickapoo In- (éi.:un Medicine Co, Philadelphia and St is. e e e, ble critic. For good, wholesume com- edy El Gordo is a winner, Nelson & Fliye, a team of versatila vaudevillians, will do a littie of every- thing. This clever coupls are good singers, they ~play musical instru- ments, introduce some funny comedy and conclude with some dashing acro- batic dancing such as is all the rage now in the world's largest cities. Men and Muslin, a comedy scream by the well known Solax company, will send everyone oumt of the theatre with @ smile on their face. Read this list of attractions ever again and see if you can find a weak spot on the whole programme. COLONIAL THEATRE. Holy Name Parade and Consecration | Ceremonies Teday's Feature Ever alert to the desires of his pa- | irons, Manager McNulty has secured some absolutely perfact pictures of the great Holy Name parade and consecra- tion services recently held in this efty, and today, tomorrow and Saturday will bly presents the deeply religious ser- Vvices at the cemetery in a manner | befitting the occasion. Unpder the Daisies, a superb Vitagraph two-reel feature, tefls an interesting story and holds the undivided attention of the andiences, moving them through the many dramatic scenes by the splendid | acting and handsome rural scenery. | Red and Pete, Partners, a strong Bio- graph story, tells of the mishaps of two crooks who steal a necklace, and Pathe Weekly, with latest news, Sea Scouts of America and Pete’s Insur- ance Policy complete the exceptional programme. YANTIC HAPPENINGS New Arknnnx Coon Dog Used by‘ Hunters—Two Prize Cups for Man-| ager Jensen's Pigeons. Mrs. Noe Richards and daaghters, Blanchte and Loretta, were in Jewett City Monday, attending the wedding of Miss Gobiel and Henry Phiip Bolleau of Canada was a guest of Mrs. M. J. Richards recemtly. Andrew Warner is suosiiiuting on the siar 1nail route for Jabn Ladd, who recently wrenched his back when coming out of the Fitchville prstoffice. Barrel collectors are getting ready for a little celebration . Thanksgiving evening. Hunting With Arkansas Qog. Reuben Potier, Charles Frink and Hermon Gfbbs spent Saturday night coon hunting with Traveler, the new dog recently purchased ai Alma, Ark. Cups for Prize Pigeons. Mr. Jensen, manager of the New Tomion Dairy company’s plant here, who is a pigeon fancier, has added two silver cups te his collection during the past week by exhibiting birds at the Canton, J,, show. Mr, and Mrs. Charles N. Congdon have returned from several days stav in Stafford, the guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Parkhurst. Will Not Lose Eye. Peter Nawrocki, who bas been in the W. W. Backus hospital for the past ten days for treatment for a badly cut eve, returned to his home Tuesday night. At first it was thought that Mr. Nawrocki would lose his eye, but the chances for saving it are encourag- ption Takes Consum 350 People Daily in the United Staxes and the deadly germs claim more victims in, cities than in reral districts, due no doubt to the increased number of indoor workers in confining quarters and their lack of sunshine. Tubercular germs always attack whea the system is weakened from colds or gickness, overwork, overstrain, confining | duties or any drain which has reduced the | resistive forces of the body. But nature always provides a corrector and the best physicians emphasize that during chang. ing climate our biood should be kept ru:h and pure and active by taking Scott’s ‘Emulsion after meals; the cod liver 6ilin Scott’s Emulsion warms the body by en- riching the blood—it peculiarly strength- ens the lungsand upbuilds the resistive forces of the body to aveoid colds and event consumption. P"" you work indoors, tire easily, feel languid or mervous, Scott’s Emulsion is the most strengthening food-medicine known. it builds emergy and strength and is totnllgmfrea from alcohol or any stupefying g—every druggist has it 13106 Scott & Bowne. Bloomfeld, Nyl DR.R. J.COLLINS DENTIST 148 Main Street, Norwich, Conn. Phon~ 424-4 LuThs ADVERTISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTZD, FOR SALE or TO REN ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF" .5¢c per Line, Six Words to the Llne . FOR SALE High St nu\L “AN’I’EDf-Agents to handle a pats ented machine used by Lvery merchant and storekeeper, Big money to be made. Small Investment required. Acme I .C. Co., 329 State St, Bridgeport, Conn, novisd WANTED_local represcntatives to sell a necessary anticle In all offices and mercantile trade. A quick seller and an exceilent opportunity for right {D Address Imperial Office Supply Cou Bes 9. Box $65, Meriden, Conn, v Amnnvu @mce, a barber at East Killingly Holel Barber Shop. Teie- phone 242-2. E. B. Chase. novisd WANTED—If you have some Spare time, we will pay you a salary of lsc an houwr; also extra commission. More than & million people use our goods. We want men and women agents ev- erywhere. Experleace URnecessary. cLean, Black & Co., Ime., 366 Beverly St., Boston, Mass. novidd WANTED—OId postage stamps and stamp collections for cash. Best prices paid for amnything rare needed in my collncuon, H. T. Willcox. Jewett City. TuThS “ARTED—B)/ middle aged American woman, situation as companion and nurse to an invalid or aged person. {ddress E lawrence, Bpiscopal Hec- tory, Willimantle. WANTED—E S7uhder 36 to tell their father and their brothers and their sisters’ beaux to buy their cigars at Fagan’'s Smoke Shop. Havana Rib- bon, mild, superior, medium, and Rusly Miller, strong cigars, § ior 25c. noviid _WANTED A person in each locality, either lady or genileman. (o look after our interests snd take orders, whole or part time Address Ras 411, Mystic, Conn. novizd WANTED —Raw furs. at H. A. Heeb- Der's, 30 Water St every Thursday. A C. Bennett noviid WANTED—A sober, reliable man with experience would like two or three furnaces to care for. Phone 942-4. novlid WANTED WANTED—Washing to do at home | | FOR SALE-—Mandolin, almost new, or wm o to house. Mrs, Antinori, 116 | in fine condition; will séll cheap. quire of N G. Carey, T4 Bark St willi- mantic, or telephone 463-. ‘novisa TOR SALE—A new milch cow, J. Slegel, south of Maplewood Cemetery. Phone 646-b novisd FOR SALE _Houses and bullding lots, Inquire Of 0. S. Wasley, 168 West Thames 8t., Cit; novlisdd = i FOR sAI.E—Remmgtun typewriter, model 10, one year old, In sdrst class condition, at a bfll“‘flln for cash. W burn N. Jordan, 0%l Broadway, Nor- ‘wich, Conn. - novisd TFOR SALE—Three new milch COws, on Lhelrd‘liu.l'm of James T. Shea, Lisbon. novis FOR SALE—Part of a lot in Yantic cemetdry. Inquire of A. W, Jarvis, Supt. noviad OPPORTUNITY to buy e high grade mahogany, upright piano—sold new from factéry in July—party exchanged same for planola piano. This ins.cu- ment can be seen for a few days in Norwich by notifying M. Steinert & Sons Company, 243 State Street, New London, Conn. novizd ¥FOR SALE—Two thoroughbred reg- istered O. 1. C. boars that are as good as any in the country. H, F. Button, R, F.-D. 5, Norwici, or telephone 231-3. noviod FOR SALE 20 h. p. steam engine, good order. Rogers Domeatic Laundry. Myers Alley; 95 umamur alcer Oct. 37, oot¥id DGES Y10UR RANGZ need repairing? Patent stove brick to Nt any range sent for $1. S. J. Stow, New Haven. sepltd FOR SAL®—Farm of 116 acres, wita- in_two miles of the clty, with good milk m'.\u,. with or without stock. J. E. Dewol octl5d FOR SALK The Leonard W. Bacon real estate in Norwich, consisting of the large mansion house, 6 dweiling houses, 2 barms, oulbuudings and 107 acres of land, ¢ eniently iocated to lae City of Norwich, al price and on terms aiwactive to the buyer. This .propariy 1¢S own water supply. Apply to Wililam H. Snields, 35 Broad- way, Norwich, €onn. WANTED By _graduate registered pharmacist, position in or near Nor- wich. Apply Pharmacist, care Bulletin Office. novild WANTED—A girl with "Ond “hand. writing. Apply at West Side SUK ML novid WANTED—Raw furs. Will be at the store of George H. Pratt, No. 71 Water St, every Saturdax. A E. Woodworih novi FARM SEEKERS -Ford, farm spe- cialist, Malley Building, New Haven, has some very desimable Lormernuu farms for sale Get in touch with him. novidd FOR SALI—4 sacopd-hand F‘m—fl an- tomobile. ¥Fhone 533, Norwich, or ad- dress 58 Frankiin St iysd SALE Siab wood, siova lengths, SA.&O cord. $250 half cofd. G A. lard. Phome 645-ik ai ALE—Eleven room house, with IOR 53 C“E Bt. Must be soid to cluie % W. Hamiiton, Executar, 13¢ Matn st ida ‘HINK IT OVER — 250 noum-’ 2.0 6% (reguiar business envelopes, neatiy printed, for §L.59; M" each 00. Send for samples and Pprices for any Priatlag you are !a need TO RENT TO RENT—A pleasant second floor tendment of six rooms, with Improve- ments. ‘Call 62 Division 8t. novisd TO RENT—A pleasant two-i —story ten- mant of six rooms, with improvements. 58 Division St. novisd %) RENT—Furnished rooms at Mrs. 8. .‘gunzdun‘u. 82 McKinley Avenue. sep: TO LET—Five-room tenement om Laurel Hill Ave. cheap to right party. Phone 816-4 novild TO RENT._Upper six-room tenement at 11 Blm St and six-room cottage, ¢ 1§ Pine St all In condition. Ap- ply C. ‘Whitney, at Bulletin U.ace after 3 p me novid AUTOMOBILE TO RENT—Howard C. Peckham. Tel 476-2. ovid FURNISHED ROOMS, all m®uern con- vcnuncel. 8% Union St, Telephone 334-4 jyiia TO RENTSet of Tooms comp. fur- nished, s and coal for houseke 78 School St. T ENT—Room 40x40, with eleva- tor, plenty of ‘light and air, with or without power; also basement 40x60, cement floor, suitablé for storage oOr manufacturing. Jocuire at 95 Chestaut. octald FURNISHED BOO!S—CQBU&I 1vca- tion. Mrs, Bmma Morse, 18 Usloa St mayl5d SUMMER COTTAGES Remt—Far Sale. For Watck Hilk Weekapang, Pleassur View, Rentals, $175-32500 season inspection by appoiniment. FRANK W. COY, 6 High Street, Westerly, R. L Long Distance Telcphone. mayzdd FORE SALE. FOR SALE A Farm of 60 acres of land, about 20 clear, balance pasture and woodland, with about 250 “cords of standing wood; place has a good 7 room house and barn and other buildings, loca- ted 30 minutes’ drive from. cen- ter of city and within 30 min- utes’ walk of three factories. Price $1,500. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Ct. WANTED —Model 1912 or 1913, 40 h. . Overland Toedster car. State price, condition, nmmber of miles rum, where car may bs seen for demonsira- tion. Address by leiter 1o “Uverland,” care Bulletin Co. novid WANTED—To hire a dairy farm, 100 acres, more or less. Box 16. ooct27d Men 18 to 35 a8 rallway 1,806 vacancies every year; examinations everywhers frequently; sample questions free Franklin Institute, Depi. 34 H., Roches- ter, N Y. oct2ld | SHOOTING AND TRESPASSING NO- WICES printed on ecloth, 12x12, six for Tbe, twelwe for §i.26. The Bulletin LO— Prmters. Norwich, Conn. WANTED— il clerks; $75 mont ANTED —Plano_tuming. Lflg%lfim&.&g’. TALS“.«:.! HELP WANTED Chamber Maid, Kitchen Maid, Fire- ! g-n, Canvassers, General Housework =y FREE EMPLOYMENTY BUREAU. M. J. COSCORAN, Supr. Central Bidg FOR SALE. By Walier F. Crowell, Auctioneer PREOVIDENCE, R. L Equipment of ATHERTON PICKING MACHINERY CO. at their former plant, Prairie Aye., Pawtucket, B. L Friday, Nov. 14th, at Z p. m. MACHINERY CONSISTS OF Lathes, Planers, Milling' Machines, Drills, Etc. FOR SALE e residence of the late Rev. George A. Bryan, 29 Otis Street, Norwich. | House of eleven rooms, hot and cold | water, steam heating and bath room. 1ot about 756 by 165 feet. Inquire of AMOS A. BROWNING, oct258TuTh Trustee. | year on account of fires and lights. ef, The builein Company, derwica, Conn. FOR SALE—O. L C. pigs, thorough~ xegu Done bstigr in the Emn, iRt by mn,&i’..u.n, Norwilh, Gonn. EL ¥ Button. PRINTING—L00k at these prices: 500 G% enveiopes (regular business size), printed in cormer, $L.40; ubu, 6,008, $5.00; lu,ovd, $10.9€; L4 1.0 Ed 32405 0,000, 5 3’6‘: 51250 le 83 x11, printed, $L.is; 1,064, $L30; 0,00, $9.00; L0000, $i5.00 buipeads, Ixsi, printed, $L.ou; ‘" $2.10; 5,000, ‘AJO, 10,009, $13.59; 00 Slalemenis, bh%X5%, printed, dl 1,000, §1.85; 6,000, $6.00; 10000, F11.00. Prin; of every descriptiom done prompuy. Sand for sampies. Yaes Bud- fetin Co. Printers aud suuders, Nor- wieh, Conp. FOR SALE. Carload of horses arrived Tuesday night, Oci_28, from North Dakota; & lot ol zood business horses, also one green trotier, 5 years old, standard bred, name Silvermaker, No. 48,631 All musi be sold or exchanged at once. Call at ihe James A. Welch barn, Union St Tel 122 COOK & HEWFTT, Westerly, B. L SALE HORSES I have several good chunks and business horses that 1 wish to dispose of at once; als6 a good wagon suitable for a baker or milkman—low price. ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel 1139. novéd oct2od WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Estate and Fire Insurance AT LOWEST RATES, 25 Shetucket Street, Opposite Thames Bank. Selling and Insuring Farms a ! Specialty. TAKE WARNING , for the next six months on is the most dangerous of the in tim farms 1f your buildings and stock of all kinds dre not insured to your satis- | faction and you wish to increase or put on new, plione or write me and I will call at onc If you wish te sefl your farm 1 have six customers looking for places; will pay from $6000 down, The $6000 customer wants a place that will keep from 25 to 50 head of cattle, Phone 147. 100 - RE MARKET G.lRDEN, POULLY ABA ZENCral PUrpose iarwm Just vuiside cily, on stale road. Jlarge | spring fed lake, stocKed with fish, near | house; 50 acres smooth tillable laund; rest pastures and woodlami; plenty of | fruit; nice cottage house, With veraada, | hot and cold water and batn; largeé | barn, new silp, icehouse and sheds; ac- commodations for 2,000 hens. Unly $4,000, easy terms. Tryow’s Ageney. Willimantie, Conn. . $1,250. | will buy 3ood Chicken Farm with new house and barn, two acres of | land and iine well of water, near city. | Easy terms. | | E. A. PRENTICE, Fhone 300 86 Cliff Street LOST AND FOUND FOUND—Came to my h e, 4 shep- herd dog. Owner can > 'same by ing -to J Black Mec ! Norwich novl MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, \Watcues, Jewed o aud Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates cf Interest. An old esrablisued firm to deal with. New Fall Millinery A fine assortment of latest styles MRS. G. P. STANTON, 52 Shetucket Street © ing Ce. Farm of 250 Acres -4 miles trom Old Myste, on guod road, telephone and R, mile to ;(_huul tarm has 16 machine worked nhelds, free stone and fertile, balance pasture and woodland, brook running through entire farm; leuse has 14 roems, old- fashioned nreplaces, ceilay under whole house; iarge _barn 34 by 40, with horse parn 24 by "4 attached, nearly new, one other hay barn 24 by 39, erib, wag- Situated 2 Conn., F. b, Yz on shed, wagon house and nennery, also about 12 tons of barn hay, one s ok e LT L L TR all the ming tools and machinery used on a large farm. The price of this farm, including ‘machinery and nay, is only $3,500; $1,000 can remain on mortgage. Possession given imme- diately Investigate! Send for Wilcox's Farm Builetin— choice of 400. WILLIAM A, WILCOX Real Estate Broker, Broad St., Rooms 1 and 2, Westerly, R. I ~Telephone No. 365. 41 West octléd AGRICULTYRAL LIME. We have Jusi pLL & Cdlivau I1Dio our storebouse and can supply your de- mands for experts of lhe country say the ground limcstone is better than the burnt lume, and this is w-.af we have. So0id by the bag. ion or carlo PECK, MWILLIAMS & CO. feblsd FOR SALE A ¥our Story Brick Building on Franklin Square, practically new, all modern improvements. Price Reasonable. Inquire at National Shoe and Cloth- Ll this sure crop producer. 4.e | FOR SALE A Four Family House near center of city offered on a 10% gross rental basis. INQUIRE OF JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St. Norwich, FOR SALE A high-grade Collateral Trust Note to met 615 % * payable in 1922. | Recommended by Spencer Trask & Co. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St.. Norwich, FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, good barn and large lot, lncated five minutes’ walk from Main street. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Ct. | ce. Norwich, Ct. COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUGTIONEER 2. graduate from Jones’ Nat. School of Auctioneering. Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock, Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address, Daniélson, Conn. Telephone Connection. FRESH LOAD eut ef of forses right frem the west, hard werk, .ranging from 1166 te 1500 tn weight GEORGE B U Tel. 192. For .sele by “LIN, Wenteriy, 7 FOR SALE Two dwelling houses, Nes. 36 and 38 Thames , with building lot about 30x134 feet adjoining. Also valuable waterfront on Thames river; length of dock at tidewater a.out 1123 feet. Will be sold as one parcel. For tur- ther particulars inquire of PR LEY, Main Streeq. THOS, I BF May Bullding, Phones 72 WHEN ness betore ine pabllc, ihere 15 no m dlum beuier inan varoush the advertis maTeglumns” of The Bulie you wast to Pul your busi- e e them out to where we are. ‘we heard pa flve a An e stood ' his umbr: So that the notefl.nln would stop; And then ‘n- middle of, ma !m. v A4 Into the And stood an’ waved the street car backl It stop, an’ d there like a rock Right ln the fl e of the block! They climbed upon the pum:rm u‘ The motorman reached out his hand And h a grin, ag’in. "Fore tw’adconh‘l catch 1it, though we rie 80 they zot home and was inside ‘When -we got there, and, say, by jings! Y grandma was a-cookin’ things! 5ru.nd a and grandme enjoy a tyllea‘lrlnndboy An they just do the queerest things, For grandma always works an’ sings, And grandpa eats red apples there On the front poroh to get the air, And mother’s neighbor, ‘cross the way, Says they're as sweet as flelds in May Mt \Ah-a LIBERAL. ‘ He was a sti guy, and he . Cared not for hioots and jeers. ™ When asked to give to charity ey He said: “T’ll give three cheers’” —Cincinnati Enquirer. We know another stingy guy— A knocker was this chap— But when it came to charity ' He didn't give @ rap! —Yonkers Statesman. Our nelghbor, Thomas Tightwad, “Fhe closest man in town, To each appeal for thl“l!y Gives promptly—gives a frown. msas City Journa.l 4_________ HUMOR OF THE DAY He—My father weighed only four pounds at his birth. he—Good gra- cious! Did he live?—Buffalo Engineer. “But don’'t you want to give me a kiss, Manelita?” “No, no! grand- father says you've got the tongue of a viper.”—Blanco y Negro. “That girl has been standing half ' an hour. Why did you get up so sud- denly and give her your seat?” “She lifted her veil.”—Philadelphia Ledger. “Bland is a devoted, conscientious and considerate husband, I under- stand.” ‘‘Yes, whenever he is going to . be home to dinner he always notifies = his wife beforehand.” — Chicago Tri- bune. The Misiress (to new maid)—By the way, Mary, 1 forgot to tell you we generally have breakfast as 8 o'clock. The New Maid—All right, mum; if T ain't down to it, don’t wait!—Sketch. “It would be nice if everything one touched turned to gold, wouldn't it?” asked the dreamer. “Yes; or if every- one touched turned over gold,” sug- gested the deadbeat.—Buffalo Express. “Do you truly and honestly believe that all men are born free and equal?” asked Jimpson of the genial philoso- pher. “I sure do,” replied the G. P. “Free of all responsibllity and equal to not less than three square meals a day.”—Life. “What are you going to do about e | those distinguished militant suffra-; gettes who are coming over?” “I don’t know,” replied Miss Cayenne. “If we don’t try to entertain them they’ll be martyrs. And if we do try enter- tain them we’ll be martyrs.”—Wash- ington Star. “Does your wife take an interest in pouhcsT’ “Yes, toé much. She knows the dates of all the political meetings, and if I stay out late and try the help- the-party excuse she can nail me every time I get my dates mixed.”—Cleve~ land Plain Dealer. “I say, Reginald, I've forgotten my card case.” “Nevah mind, deah boy. T'll lend you some of mine.” “But— ah—the names would be different, dontcherknow.” “So they would: what a head you have got, Algy!"—London Opinion. | “Oh, Dr. Squeam, we want you to j oficiate at my marriage Speed.” “William Speed! Never, my dear child, certainly not.” “Dear me—Do you mean. then that if you perform the ceremony I'll have to accept some inexperienced youth with no matrimonial training whatever?’— Life. The seedy tndividual (who has come up just after the rescue)—Are you the cove wot 'as just pulled my boy aht e’ the sea? The other (modestly, after effecting a very gallant rescue)—Yes, my friend, but that's quite all right—- don’t say any more about it “Orl right? It ain’t orl right. It's abaht ‘iz bloomin’ 'at!”—London Opinion, THE KALEIDOSCOPE Sweden fmports a limited quantity of salted horse, principally from Rus- sia and the Unfuyd tates, The capital Invested in hotels in Switzerland is about $160,000,000 and it i{s steadlly increasing. Australia’'s blic debt now stands at $1,330,039,000, The annual interest bill reaches $47,435,150. It 1s estimated that the women | New York city use seven and ore-ial tons of face powder in a day. Tn 1912 the commonwealth govern« ment of Australia distributed $11,176,- 655 old age and invalid pensions, Wireless connection between the prinefpal Catholic churches of Ttaly. France and Austria and the vatican is being arranged, The first important wheat harvest, that of India, broke all records with a vield of 369,000,000 bushels. A few years ago 300,000,000 was considered a good crop, The largest apple tree in New Yorlk state is said to be one standing near the town of Wilgon, It was planted in the year 1815 and it 18 on record that it onee yielded 83 full barrels of apples in a single season. India’s export of cottonseed to the United Kingdom and the continent of Yurope varies every vear acoording {o the amount whieh may be availabls for export after making provision for feed. s ing the eattle in Indla, I \ An aviatien seheol has Just been | founded in Lima under the auspices of the National Aero league (Liga Nu- . cional Pro-Aviacion) under 827,000} subsidy by the Peruvian govommonl, | for acquiring aeroplanes and other equipinent neeessary for such a school, —_— The re-establishment of direct esm+ munication between Ban Francisoo and Bristol, through the arrangements fop the Maple Leaf line of steamers to vafl at Avonmouth, has remdered valuable aid to the development of the trade In canned fruiis and salmen, Upon com- pletion of the Panama eanal there should be an onm-mom: increase, Phe port of L.onden authority hae glven out its estimate for cat’s milie for the year and an dppropriatien of $4,600 iz asked. T.endon keeps its army ef cats to handle the rats ameng the ships that come up the Thames, Hundreds of thege cair answer th whistie call for feedi®g. and thev hel a record of dead rats which rums Lfi .. hundreds of