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PAIR TODAY AND THURSDAY — What Is Going On Tonight. Vaudeyijle and Moiion Pietures ac Re Auditoriwm. Moving itetures-at Colenial Theatre. Immergruen Lodge, No. 11, 8. of H. weets in Germania Hall. Tecumseh Tribe, No. 43, L O, R. M teets at 3) Shetucket Street. Somerset Lodge, Nu. 34, F. and A. L., meets in Masonic Temple. spe Rebekah Lodge, No. 21, L. O. O | ., eeis in Odd ¥eHows' Hall. Polisiiers’ and Buffers’ Union meets | 1_CdPpenters’ Hall Annex. Peg o My Heart at Davis Theatre. R REE " AT ANNUUNCEMENTS B o | See the new styles in ladies’ fine | hoes l'raak A. Bill offers at $3.50 and 4.00 and $4.5 Patent leather, gun | 1etal and Russian calf. DAVIS THEATRE. iig Special Feature Photo-play Friday and Saturday. for For the last two days of this week his theatre will present what is with- ut a doubt the greatest piotoplay ever een in this ci The vishop's Car- lage, in four reels, producecd by the amous players of the Felm company dth litide Mary Pickford, the great- 8t picture aciress, as the star. When Qe appears on the screen, the old wdage that “the play the thing,” no onger holds true. Litte Mary 1s the hing, her naturainess, her intentness, er simplicity, her appealing charm and he trick of throwing in those little aotions of the hauds and eyes, com- 2on in every day life, make her the ¥nosure of ail eyes when she is on the | ¢reen. Everyone knows the story of | be Bishop's Carriage ana w pro- uced by such a tamous company and rith such a star as little Mary there s no room for doubting what the pic- wre is. Besides this special feature bere will be a iwo reel kelance drama feart, a beesutiful picture; alse, His ast Deal, a thriuing Thaunhouser rama, and Fred's Teeth and the 1 0vl- all. a sereaming funny cemedy. Mat- Qees edcn day ai and 15 cents. DAVIS THEATRE. Peg o' My Heart. | Al the Davis for two performances, | natinee and evening, Wednesday, Nov. | . local theatregoers Will have their irst opportuniiy io see Peg o My deart. Oliver Morosco's production of | L.-Hartley Manners’ greatesi comedy. The scenes of the play are laid in a mmali town in England—the home of | be Chichesters. They are a proud, un- wamural family and have accepted the wsponsibility of educating Peg, = sown niece, for no other reason than he urgent need of the income that is Wicred. Peg, on the other hand, a jolly, mpet@ons girl, with a fascinating wogwe. She nas been raised by her whole-hearted father and when she ar- | Aves in the Chichester home with her | log Michael she shocks the family, first | w her appearance and then by her | manners. Her unfamiliarity with their | wmode of living, her ready wit. and her i mriols antics canse many humorous | #taations throughoui the play. | The daughter Ilthel is having a love | sffair with a man named Brent who is warried. He had also been making ove ‘10 Peg. bui she repulses, him, Iriends only with Jerry, as she wmlils Bim Peg is successful in pre- renting an elopement between Ethel | and Brent and then is about to leave | fe Chichester home when it is learn- | wi thai Jerry is really an Englist no- | sleman and in love with Peg, so there | s 2 happy ending to the little play, when Peg, in Jerrys' arms, tells him | thai when ber father hears the news 2e will quole the poets and say that ‘there’s nuthing half as sweet in lito] as love’s young dream.” | In the part of Peg, Miss O"Neil is said 1o be all that desired. She iz supported by a well selected casi. Seats are now selling. | R Do e U L { COLONIAL THEATRE. 1 three Reel Detective Film. The phenomemal success of the all- | z‘rfn‘ mystery spectacle, Tigris, the | real feainre the lasi two days at ihe Colonial, is followed today by an- | sther of a like sort, entitled Zigomar, | I, the Bel Skin, or The Black | It is a three reel drama tel- | Ing of the depredations of a noted ban- it king: it being impossible to retain bim in any of the penitentiaries in whieh he has been incarcerated. He | truly bas become a black scourge, and | Ip this sensational film, he employs an | slephan: to steal a safe from a circus frain, but is discovered ,and the black pcourge fees in a motor boat pursued | by the detectives in an aeroplane. He ! sscapes opfy to plan a biz bank rob- | bery in which he is thwarted, and cap. tured a prisoser in the big vault There are thrills upon thrills, and the picture is one wild succession of star- thing events. For the balance of the bilk. Manager McNuliy has several out. puts of the biggest film producers as- all the patrons a program of uniferm excellence, “lvashoe,” a Film Classic, at the Audi- tosium as Extra Feature Today. ‘This present year of 1913 has shown in the greatest development of motography, or metion pictures, and the outcome of this progress shown fn the fizst big fibn dramas, Ivanhoe, which is the added feature at the Auditorium is entitled to rank with the four big films of the year which are Ivanhoe in four parts, Quo Vadis in eight parts, The Last Days of Pom- peli, In six parts, and Les Miserables in tweive parts. While Ivanhoe is not | s long as the other pictures mentioned it s full of action, and all except the very esseniial parts have been elim- fnated. The fiim is 3,700 feet in length, but the original negative was nearly 7800 feet long.' The Imp Co. sent an all star eompany “over to England, directed by Herbert Brenoa, to make the pieture on the exact locations de- | scribed in the book by Sir Walter Scotg The British museum was used to fur- nish the ecostwmes, armor and acces- sorfes, The leading actors are all fa- vorites in the photoplay world, the well known lLeah Baird formerly of the Vitagraph Co. playing Rebecca, King_ Baggott, the Imp star as Ivan- hos, Brenon the director plays Iszae of York, and many other talented layers, and over 2,000 extra people, g‘han are some books that parents Qo not allow their children to read, or even jnto their homes, but Ivan- hae, is in this elass, as it is a lit- erery classic and the fact that it is used in the Nerwich Free Academy is sufficient endorsement as to the merit of the mtory. This feature will be shown today and morrow at exactly 2.30, 700 and 840 p, m, will be the last chance to see the song revue A Hoiiday in Dixie, presented by Weleh and a eom- pany of ten singers and daneers, The singing is of the best heard in this city for a long timse and the dancing is a feature worth mentioning., Three com- plete stage seitings are shown. This big speeialiy eombined with the big feature film, and 4 good comedy pic- ture: make up the strongesi drawing card seen here this season, Irishman (after ten‘yeass ja the col- -aFviving in Dil"bflg during the mmm%eniul_rfm, £ ‘the art | . Ohildren Ory | FLETCHER'S | wish to retain their health and their | also LETTERS.TO THE EDITOR The Court House Question. Mr. Editor: The uawise action of a few men who think they carry the whole~body of union men around in their peckets makes one remark that if they had been attending to their business and onto their' jeb before that painting contract was let, there would have been no reason for their grumble. Before the contract was let was the time to talk; everybody knew that the court house was going to be painted; why weren’t they busy then? No, they were asleep and woke up after it was all ower, ‘Wait until a contract is let and then find fauit and ask someone to break it; that’s sensible. Union men ought’ to have had the job, but it's noboay's fauit but their own that they didn’t. We have lots of men in our union who are doing everything bui tending to the work they should attend to. They are great with talk, but tha: iets them out. That note to the mayor with its chreat was an intelligent riece of work, I don’t think. If there is anything that brings us into disrve- | pute it is that rot. Oh, if we only had a few more John Mitchells ani Sam Gompers in our locals. If some of our members don't show a little better judgment th they have, it won't be long before orwich will be an open town. UNION MAN. 1. Norwich, Nov. 4, 19 Can’t Agree With Himself. Colonel Roosevelt intends to pene- irate the South American countries that are still inhabited by man-eating savages. Man-eating savages who digestion are advised to leawe T. R.| strictly alone.—Detroit Free Press. Can Take Your Choice. Impressions of William Sulzer’s im- peachment will vary according to| whether it is regarded as an act of justice demanded by public welfare, manifestation of.the iron-handed pline of Tammany Hall.—Wash- ington Star. Makin Hay While the Sun Shines. Apparently President Wilson wants to get as much legislation through n; possible before his luck changes. Congress is liable to come to its senses any time.—Kansas City Journal Fixing His Standing. Sentiment to the southward has reached the point where they are willing to admit that Henry Lane Wilson is almost as good as a Mexi- can.—Washington Post. Fly in the Ointment. We hope the news that Sulzer has joined his party will not prevent the Colonel from having his usual bully time.—8t. Louis Republic. BULLETIN'S PATTERN SERVICE 9755 A GOOD SCHOOL DRESS i FOR MOTHER’S GIRL. | Girl's One Piece Dress With Lomg or Shorter Sleeve. Plaid gingham in blue and brown tones was used to make this comfort- able and practical style. Brown cham- brey facings on cuff, collar and belt form a neat contrast. The pattern is suitable for serge, ga....ea, DeT- cale, henrietta, voile, panama or cord- uroy. It is cut in four sizes—4, 6, § and 10 years—and requires four vards of 46-inch material for an $-year size. A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address om Teceipt of 10 cents in silver or stamps. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn, STETSON & YOUNG Carpenters and Builders Best work and materials at rignt rrices. by skilled labor., Telephone 50 WEST MAIN ST. DRS. L. F. and A. J. LaPIERRE 287 Main St PRACTISE LIMITED TO EYE, EAR, KOSE and THROAT Hours 10 a, m. to 3 p. m., Sundays excepted. and by appointment DR. C. R. CHAMBERLAIN Dental Surgeon In charge of Dr S. L. Geer's practice during his last iliness, McGrory Building, Norwich, Conn, American House | FARREL & SANDERSON, Props. Speciai Rates to Theatre Troupes, Traveling Men, Etc. Livery connacted, Shetucket Street PIES, CAKE AND BREAD > that cannot be excelled, Phene your order, Prompt service. LOUIS H. BRUNELLE 10 Carter Ave.,, (East Side) ~ BE PROGRESSIVE Have your Optical Work dene by a. up-t -date house. C. A. SPEAR, Optometrist and Optician, 818 Main Street, opp. Franklin Square (over Somers) : BR. F. W. HOLMS, Dentist Shannon Building Annex, Room A. 2 WANTED/ 1 ADVERTISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE 'or TO REN ~ ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 5c per Line, Six Words to the Line FOR SALE - TO RENT _WANTEDTwo or. three boys, from 15 to 18, to do light errands. ADDLY Mr. Staniey, Versailles Mills,versaillc Hovhd WANTED_Polish man. Co., Chestnut St. WANTED—By capable young wid charge of small hotel or home. Addx Box 276, New London, Conn. WANTED—GIirl for general house- work. Apply 63 Mt. Pleasant St. novad WANTED—To bu cond-hand foll- top desk; quote price. mercial, Bulletin Office. WANTED — Peopic desiring -.eir watches, clocks and Jewelry to be put in the original factgry condition, by a ractical adjuster, to ring up Phone 17-2, or send postal to Lee Clegsg, 128 Washington St., City., who collects and delivers repairs anywhere. anuglsMwk WANTED—Firemen-brakemen for all railroads in Norwich vicinity. Wag $100. Railroad recruiting headquart Yositions ured com enced men. 3end ag Association, Dept. 193, novad novad WANTED— “Must be | sound. Will pay 15c measured | pe! bushel ‘or 30c per 100 Ibs. Bring 1he:n‘ bagged. . 1. Peckham, Bas. Side. Tel. 1012. novéd | "I AM BUYING pouliry of @il kinds. | Anyone having me, drop postal tol Samuel Gellert, novid WANTED A Central Avenue. T WANTED—Old postage stamp coilections tor cash. Best price paid for anyining rare needed in my collection. H. T. Willcox, Jewett City. | nov4TuThS { WANTED—A waitress. Apply at 17 a novid WANTED—By man witn highe: references, qualified by ¢ position of responsibil sires connection with responsible firm | for advancement is Bulletin Ofc Colehester. tailor. Apply at . novad Conn. } | | and trast, de- | where opportunity offered. A B, for Air insoles are made out of kind of material as Lastic-Air which 1s | used in place of air in automobile tires. | They beat rubber heeis in every for they make a cushion for the toot. They fit any shoe, ladies gents, and fact ' every person e dorses Las Air insoles. Gener e Norwich, Conn. oct3ld WANTED—Men 18 to 3 mail clerks; $75 month; 1,800 v every year; examinations everywhere | frequently; sample questions free Franklin Institute, DepL ., Roches- ter, N. Y. d | ~ WANTED don, 298 Prospect St. iyld HELP WANTED | Cooks General Housework Farm Hand, Waitress, Laborers. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. COSCORAN, Sup:. Ceniral Bldg. Girls, | 0 Wanted--Girls Light Work. Good Wages. American Thermos Bottle Co. FOR SALE. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Estate and Fire Insurance AT LOWEST RATES, 25 Shetucket Street, Opposite Thames Bank. Selling and Insuring Farms a Specialty. TAKE WARNING in time, for the next six months on farms is the most dangerous of the year on ‘account of fires and ltghts, If your buildings and steck of all ’ kinds are not insured to vour satis- | faction and you wigh fo increase or put | on new, phone or write me and I will | call at once. | If you wish te sell your farm 1 have | six customers looking for places; will pay from $6000 down, The §6000 customer wants a place that will keep from 25 to 50 head of | cattle. Phone 147, FOR SALE A Four Story Bficl( Building on Franklin Square, practically new, all | modern improvements. Price Reasonable. Inquire at National Shee and Cloth- ing Ce. octl7d FOR SALE Two dwelling houses, Nos. 36 and 38 Thames St., with building | lot about 30x134 feet adjoining, 1 Also valuable waterfront on | Thames river; length of dock at tidewater a.out 1123 feet. Will be sold as one parcel, For fur- ther particulars inquire of THOS. H, BECKLEY, May Building, 278 Main Street. Phones 724 — 368-2. - $1,2850. will buy 3zeod Chicken Farm with new house &nd barn, tw® acres of land and {ine well of water, near city. Jasy terms. E. A. 2RENTICE, Phone ¥0 86 Cliff Street Address Com- | — <perience for | - Company of America, | 4 100 — 1 JFOR SALE—Two horses and double harpness. inyuire John Olai, XYantic vaod Flats. Corn fodder OR S large shucks, just nusked, lac each, nice con- | ditien. Telephone Jjewett City Division 56-2. R. Barber. novsd FOR SALE—Kitchen stove. parlor stove, carpet, bed and other household effects, at 15( Talman St. novod FOR SALK—100 bushels apples, Bald- Wlis, ZLeCnIngs and russets. Lel 1145-4, novids ALE—Coon hound pups, montviile, Ct. Ter 262-13. of five plenty of ALE—Foultry farm es of choice land, with truit; no has seven rooms; barn, sheds®and pouliry house; price $800. A, r. Maine, Groton, Conn. novid ¥OR SALIZ 20 h. p. sicam engine, good order. Rogers Domestic Laundry. Myers Alley; vo Chestnut aicer Oct. 27. YOUK RANG need repairing? Patent stove brick Lo It any range seat I for 31. S. tow, New Haven. TFOR SALE— . touring car, runabout; d. seplbd e automobiles: B. Overiand roudster, Oiklind full equipment} good Ures on all three; demonsiration Siven; prices right. Dr. Thompson, Tattvill vctzd FOR SALE—Farm of 110 acres, wita- in iwo miles of the city, with good milk route, wita or withvut stock. J. octlsd e w alt. e Leonard W. bBacon in Norwich, consisting of niansion nouse, b dweilin barns, vulovuliaings and 107 and, comvenlentiy located to Ol NOrwiCu, at price and on atuacuve to tne buyer., Tius s waser # supply . Snieias, $o Broad- Cconn. octidd OR SALE—Cigar and conlectiogery store, nexc to Uime ‘tncaire, Baluc, Conn. . Box 252 seplyd MOKSE FOR SAlgs or exchange ot new miich COW, welght Luob. Tel 1 sepbd and rord au- Norwich, or ad- W s i cord. core, 3450 ha Pnone 645-12. £ t. Alust be soid to . Hamiiton, Executor, 13y € 0 . noteheads (regular business size) tatly printed, for 3L.v0; 200 each §3.v a Ior samples and Prices for cu; priNling you are 'a Deed of. 'fne Lulud Company, Norwica, envelupes, > pigs, thorough- :one beiler in the Ludlow Farus, Nurth Stoning- D, 8, Norwacn, Conu. o ¥, F. tom, i Bution. TING—Louk at these prices: 500 Usiness size), 314U, LUME F10.06; oU8 34405 1,004, 19,000, 3iz.oU; | BUY lellerbeads, s brinted, aleo; LUvl, ¥2.80; ©,000, 10,50, SUU Diliheads, (xd% rinted, 1,u90, .10; 5,000, $4.00; 10,000, 206 statements, k3%, . Drinteu, §l.46; 1,000, $L.35; 5,000, $6.00; 1lu,00u, $11.00 Frinting of every descripiion done promptiy. Send 1or samples. Tas Bul- ieun Co. rrinters and sinders, dor- wicn, Conn. I have several good chunks and busine: hor: that 1 wish to dispose of at once; also a good wagon suitable tor a baker or milkman—Ilow price. ELMER R. PIERSON, 1139, Tel. Farm of 250 Acres oct29d Sitaated 2 3-4 miles from Old Mystic, Conn., on good road, telephone and R. F. ‘D 3% mile to school, farm has 76 acres’ oi machine worked felds, free from sine and fertile, balance pasture and woodland, brook running tnrough entire farm; house has 14 rooms, old- fashi d fire cellar under whole house; iarge parn 24 by 40, with horse barn by attached, nearly new, one other na: barn 24 by 30, crib, wag- on shed, wagon house and nhennery, about 1Z tons of barn hay, one orse wagon, one lumber wagon, all the farming tools and machinery used on a large farm., The price of this farm, including machinery and hay, is only $3,500; $1,000 can remain on mortgage. Possession given imme- diately Investigate! Send for Wilcox’s choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St., Rooms 1 and Westerly, R. L Telephone No. 365. Farm Bulletin— 2 octlsd GEO. A. PENDLETON. ., AUCTION Having purchased the personal prop- orty of the estate of Joseph Henry Hewitt, 1 will sell at public auction at ....Auctioneer his late residence in Preston, on_ the Stonington road, 3% miles from Nor- wich, 15 minutes’ walk-from N. & W. trolley line, on THURSDAY, NOV, 6TH, 1913, at 10 o’clock a. m., the following property, consisting of 1 pair fat oxen, 7 cows (Some due soon, others giving milk), 10 heifers (coming two years old), 1 s®arling bull, about 25 tops of hay in barns, 50 hens, 75 bushels potatoes in cellar, fleld of growing turnips, 165 shocks unhusked corn, 1 ox cast, 1 ox wagon, 1 horse rake, 1 mowing machine, 1 corn sheller, 2 sets tackles and falls, 1 pair balances, several ox yokes, 1 grindstone, ) plow, about 10 cords wood, cut 1 foot length, jron bars, chains, hoes, forks, shovels a next fair day. ALBERT D. BENJAMIN, will be in attendance. noviSTuw If stormy, A caterer LOST AND FOUND LOST—A cap for oil tank with brass vent. Return to J. Smith, 30 Town St., and get reward, or leave at Murphy & McGarry novhd LOST-—Hound, black and tan, with white breast and white points. Finder notify me and receive reward. Dr. J, 32 E novsd teh collie dog; no name on front tooth broken, Return to Amos B. Wheeler, Neo, 14 and receive weward, novid MONEY LOANED on Diamonas, \yatcnes, Jewe.oy and Secur:lies of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An oid establisuea firn to dea: with. ZHE COLLATIRAL LOAN CO., 142 Mein Streei, Upsialrs, ) red 1572.) (Bstal THERE 15 0c advertsing medlum In Eastern Connecticut equal (o The Bul- letin far busineas :u'u}u. i iarge 14 thousands of articles not here men- | i tioned. TO RENT-—A pleasant two-story ten- ement of six rooms,with improvements. 58 Division St. novhd ~ 10 RENT__Furnished for housekeep- ing, turee rooms and batn, at 27 _Dn. vision St. Phone 1270-2. T0 RENT —A tenement of five rooms at 40 McKinley avenfie. Apply Mrs. N. B. Lewis, 341 Main St. oct27d TO RENT—Set of rooms comp. fur- nished, sas and coai, for housekeeping, 78 School St. uct’.i:ld RENT—Room 40x40, with eleva- tor, pienty of ligni and air, with or witnoui power; also basement. 40x60, cement fioor, suitabie lor storage or manulfaciuring. lnguire at $5 Chestnut. octitd 0 RENT—In the Vars block, No. 254 Frankiin St., a very desirable modern | tenement, 7 rooms, separate entrance. Call on Mrs. W. M. Vars, No. 53 Hobart Ave., from 10 to 2 and 7 to 9 p. m. octl4d TO_RENT—Tencment of 8 rooms at 245 West Main St., next to the Baptist church. Appry to William H. Shieids. octldd B g FOR RENT—LTwo fiais; one of five rooms, one oi en rooms; all modern improvements, 591 Main St L A Harris. Telephone 1z%-2. sepild FURNISH ROOMS—Central loca- tion. Mrs. Bmma 3Morse, 15 Unilon St mayisd FURNISHED ROOMS, 2ll modern con- veniences, $8 Union St, Telephone ¥34-4 Jylid SUMMER COTTAGES For Rent—For Sale. Water Hill, Weekapaug, Pleasant View, Rentals, $175-52560 season. lnspection by appoiniment. FRANK W. COY, 6 High Strcet, Westerly, R. L Long Distance Telephone. mayZ29d FORE SALE. | FOR SALE A Farm of 60 acres of land, “about 20 clear. balance pasture and woodland, with about 250 cords of standing wood; place has a good 7 room house and barn and other buildings, loca- fed 30 minutes’ drive from cer- ter of city and within 30 min- utes’ walk of three factories. Price $1,500. FRANCIS O. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Ct. FOR SALE A Four Family House near center of city offered on a 109 gross rental basis. INQUIRE OF JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. -FOR SALE A high-grade Collateral Trust Note to met 65 % payable in 1922, Recommended by Spencer Trask & Co. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St. Nerwicl, FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath e and steam heat, good barn and large lot, lncated walk from Main Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct. five minutes’ street. COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIOKEER <. graduate from Jones' Nat. School of Auctioneering. .Specialty of Farm and Pedigreed Stock, Merchandise and Real Estate Sales. Address, Danielson, Conn. Telephone Connection. FRESH LOAD of Horses right from the wes:i out of | hard work, ranging from 1100 to 1590 in weight For sale by GEORGE B C LN, Tel. 192, Westerly. 100 /3K MARKET GARDEN, pouliry ana general purpose iarm Just cutside cilty, on stale road Large spring fed lake, stocked with fish, near nouse; 50 acres smooth tillable land; resi. pasiures and woodland; plenty ot fruit; nice cottage house, with veranda, hot and cold water and bath; large barn, new silo, icehouse and sheds; ac- commodations for 2,000 hens. Oniy $4,000, easy terms. 'Fryow’s Agenes. W Conn. mantie, AGRICULTIRAL LIM We have jusi pi.t & calivau ilo our storeliouse and ovap supply your de- mands Ior Uus sure crvp Producer. L ie experts of the country Say (he ground iimesione is betier tnan the Burnt Lme, and this is Wt we have. S0ld by the baz. tun or carload. MWWILLIAMS & Co, | © Lord, I hold most trulx dear Those friends 'J.kxg Jlove has given, ‘Who once were lers with me d.now they: rept-in heaven. els 1 J‘.' ‘.fl‘c I own they were but Sent from m To teach my doubting temperament How pure Thy gold can be. But while they were set round with years, - I thought them wholly mine; Ye;, Lord, I praise Thee In my tears et they are mine and Thine, Thine to possess and keep for me il A e besuty sae: n T beauty And greet their gentle smile. And so I lay %flul by, Nor grieve and grieve again, Content, since it shail ne'er come nigh Barth's tarnishment of pain. But in my mi on home above It shines with sweet surprise, Disclosing there a mortal love it for immortal eyes. —John Philo Trowbridge, in the Bos- ton Transcript, 4 D.IDI-A.’CBOLY DAYS. The leaves are tumbling from the trees, The wind is getting surly; Ere long the rivulets will freeze, The days are ending early; The Tays extending from the sun Are growing fainter, weaker, And even now we have begun To look for some excuse to shun The after-dinner speaker. Now morning frosts instead of dews Are noticed In the valley; The eager sophomore pursues The freshman down the alley; The ladies gladly don their new And charming autumn habits, While guides whose foibles may be few Are shot by city huntemen who Suppose them to be rabbite. The geese will soon be passing In A sou..enly direotion. And here and there men strive A state or town election: The wintry winds begin to blow, The leaves are bysy turning: The train will soon be stalled in snow, to win But congress doesn’t 'Q"? to know It's time to be adjourning. —8. B. Kiser. HUMOR OF THE DAY “T dom’t tell all T know,” she said.- “I belleve in economizing time.” “But why begrudge a minute or two?” he asked.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Young Wife—That pudding I have just made for you is a poem. Hubby— And 1 suppose I'm to be the waste- basket.—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. “Is he intelligent?” “I guess he must be. Didn’t you see what a fight the lawyers on both sides put up to have him kept off the jury?”—Detroit Free Press. Tommy—FPop, what is ,remorse? Tommy’s Pop—Remorse, my son, is something we always think other peo- ple ought to feel for their wrong- doings.—Philadelphia Record. The Doctor's Daughter—“Father's very proud of his skeleton.” “Why?” “I don’t know; perhaps it was his first patient.”—London Opinion. “What did your mother say when you confessed to her that you loved me?’ “She said that I must take it from father's side of the house; that there had never been any insanity in her family. Houston Post. “Aras you sure that Charley’s pro- testa’ion of love did not lack a genuine ring?”’ asked her confidant. “Yes; 1 got a jeweler's opinion of the stone,” remarked the practical maiden.—Buffa- lo Express. “Repair work has cost me more than the original machine,” & stormed * the physician. “Repair work does pay better,” said the automobile man. “You find it so in your business, don’t you, doc?"—Pittsburg Post. First Professor—Old Suds is going to endow a chair in the university. Second Professor—What sort_.of 2 chair? First Professor—A barber's chair, most likely. He made his mil- lions out of shaving soap.—Brooklyn Citizen. “I had a remarkable ride into the city with Price in his new automoblle this morning.” “How was it remark- able?”” “Three times on the way we passed heavy trucks where the road was narrow and the drivers didn’t try to crowd us into the ditch.”—Chicago Record-Herald. Stapleton—That man Mildway'is a good deal of a milksop; spends his vacations botanizing, and that sort of thing. Now, I like a spice of danger in my amusements. Caldecott—Well, you and your foothall are not in it with Mildway when it comes to danger. He discovers new varieties of mush- room and eats them.—Puck. THE KALEIDOSCOPE Washington stands first in lumber production, with Louisiana second. . While the horse market has been af- fected by the inroads of the automo- bile, the mule market last year was better than ever. The fire loss in the United States in proportion to the number of inhabit- ants is nearly ten times as great as it is in countries like France and Aus- tria. i Twenty-five years ago _Argentine had to import its flour. Today it sells wheat to the world, the annual har- vest value amounting to more than $500,000,000. More than 100 countries, colonies and dependencies are imcluded in_the list of world communities to which the products of the United States are distributed. Equality of strength in both arme occurs almost twice as frequently with women as with men, more men than women being stronger in the right arm than in the left In Arabia there is a tract of anex- plored territory nearly five times the area of Great Britain, while nearly a uarter of Australia awaits the mves- tigation of civilized man. At the beginning of this year thave were built, uilding or guthorimed for the fleets of England, Germany, the United States, France, Japan, Esia, Italy and Austria a total of 341 sub- marines. At the request of the Halifax board of trade the Canadlan government has appointed an inspector of apples sold for local consumption. The same in- spection will be made as Jor apples ex- ported. Other than trial lots, the first direct shipment of chilled beef from the River Platte to the United Btates was i carrled by the Vandyke, which safled for New York from Argentina Aug. 31 and consisted of 1,000 quarters. A new flaufmoriu and house, generally designated The Prg orifico of the North, 1s to be establish- ed on the upper Uruguay river by an American firm, the Sul of Chicago and New York, in co-opera- tion with stockmen in the northwest- ern part of the republle. . The most elaborate raibway station in the far esst. the new Ceniral reil- way station at ‘Tokio, will be compiet- ed next yvear at 8 cost of approximate- Iy $1.100,000. The main building 1= 1,083 by 1 fect, and the statien Is being censtructed on a cen v lo- cated BO-acre tract of land which will be decorated with Jepanese fountains, ete. " LTR e — el -~ e