Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 29, 1913, Page 8

UNSETTLED THURSDAY. r‘wubco'...onrronmm A Theatre. ANNOUNCEMENTS COLONIAL THEATRE. Mexican Conspiracy Out-Generaled, Three Reel Warner Feature. L Bworune Tl remember the enor- sensation Mystery of Pine Creek ‘Camp, created at the Colonial last week and will want to see today, Mexican Conspiracy Outgeneraled, by the same company. This powerful spectacle is in three big reels and i headed by the peerless player, Miss Vartha Rus- sell, who portrays the lificult role amid actual scenes made in Mexico. There is a thrill for évery scene and the scemes cannot be diplicated for beauty or strength. The Price of Jealousy is the title of the splendid Pathepiay and Fickle Fortune’s Favor #5 the climax of novelty comedy. Harry Carey and Claire McDowell are seen in the Biograph dramatic offering, The Crook and the Girl. It is needless to say that this latter is a_sparkling gem ~on the program for toda Peg O’ My Heart. MISS PEGGY O'NFIL As “Peg” in “Peg O’ My Heart” nhA.' The “lg:‘;-xs for matinee and eve- on nesday, Nov. 5th, local theatregoers will have their first op- portunity to see Peg O° My Heart, Oliver Morcsco's production” of J. Hartley Manners' greatest comedy. The scenes of the play are laid in | a small town in England—the home of the Chichesters. They are a proud nnatural family and have & the responsibility of edu. an unknown niece, for than the urgen er reason the income hat is offered. Peg. on the other hand, is a joll impetuous _girl with fascinating s been ed by her ather, and when she Chichester horhe with cks the fam- r appearance and then by her manners. Her unfamiliarity with their mode of living, her ready wit and her curious antics, cause many humorous situations throughout the play. The daughter, Ethel, is having a love affair with a man named Brent, who is married. He had also been making love to Peg, but she repulses him, making friends only with Jerry, as she calls him. Peg is pre- venting an #iope: between Ethel and Brent, and t about to leave the Chichester home when it ed that Jerr: really an Engli bleman and in s a happ: when Peg, in Jerry's arms, tells him, that when her father hears the news he will quote the poets and say that “there’s pothing half as sweet in life as love's young dream.” In the ‘part of Peg, Miss Peggy O'Neil is said to be all that can be desired. She pported by a_well selected cast. Matinee prices 25¢ to $1.00; evening, 2ic to $1.50. Seat sale opens Monday at 10 a. m. h no- At the Audiforium. The vaudeville and picture program which concludes its engagement here today is one of the best all round bills seen at this theatre in a long time. | P. Ray Harlan Knight with Lillian Volkman | the terrible suff and George McDuff in The Chalk Line written by Ona Blayton, is the fea- tare of the bill and is a sketch which bas earned an enviable position for it- self in the field of rural playiets. The sketch is well presented by Mr. Knight and his capable company and is win- | ming much favor with the audience. A clever single on this bill is Lew ‘Ward, a versatile chap with 2ood songs monologue and character dances which get him a 15t of applause. A mensationa! stunt will be seen in | the picture line when Rodman and Gean Acker riding tandem on a mo- torevycle, take a drop of forty feet from an open drawbridge into the wa- ter beneath, when they are running away from the girl's excited parents to get married. The picture is en- titied The Dare Devil Mountaineer, in Z¥o reems, made by the Imp Co. and clndes several other dare devil stunts des the one just mentioned. The ttle of Bull Con, the funniest bur- ue on a Civil war drama ever made will aleo be on the picture program today and tomorrow along with other interesting reels THE POPE COMPANY IN DIFFICULTIES. | Ancillary Receivership Proceedings by Bristol Concern. Boston, Oct. 25.—Anelllary recejver- ship proceedings against the Pope | Manufacturing company of Hartford, Conn.. weres instituted by the New De- ure Manufacturing company of i, Conn., in the United States court here today. a hearing of the partles con- cerned tomorrow morning, Judge Wil- Ham L. Putnam issued & restraining order keeping the property intaet. The petitioner claims to be a cred- ftor of the Pope company for $4,739. The Habilities are estimated at $1,750,~ 000. While assenting to the receiver- sbip proceedings, the Pope company | denies that it is insolvent, but says it has been unable to, obtdin sucient credit to meet accruing obiigations, The company is capitalized at $6,- 500,000 and operates a factory for the manufacture of bicycles, motorcycles . snd automobiles In Westfield, Mas i addition to one in Hartford, Conn, Bisbes, Ariz., refuses to empioy any but citizens on municipal work. / FOR SALE. teinway upright Bearf, In periect “Yerms $15. down, $§ per month. Plaut-Cadden 0ot TEMW. $200.00—A good Diano, with 8tool an: OLD HAMPTON PAPERS [lahgeruus Catarrh Stopped by Hyomei as you have 3 and Motl xS on Pictures a: ictures at Colonial Theatre. le-Strauss Company at Davis The “Plaut-Cadden Bullding, Norwich, Conn. #76.00 for & Cornish Btool and scarf, & good for someone who wants a good for a small amount. The Plaut-Cadden Cq Plaui-Cadden Bullding, Norwich, Conn, 0ctITEMW. T$160.00 buys the best Huntington up HEhT piano, (ool and. scarf, THE TRAGEDY OF THE COWHAN- TIC ROCKS. first distribution Canada Parish, It then became open to purchasers and the happy days for the Cowhantic Indians were soon to be ov- He was to leave hil and beans to the stranger and his snug your head will Hampton, or place in 1712, will have droppings in (h tha: choked The germs of c fecling in the morning, tarrh have you in thelr continually Terms 3$10.down, Plaut-Cadden dden Building, Norwich, Conn. fields of corn the mucous and throat. 812,00 for a good solid yiack walmut WANTED. ADVERTISEMENTS under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE.or TO RENT”’ ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 5¢ per Line, Six Words to the Line FOR SALE. FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS All was deserted and so very still Had fled wi TO RENT. Terms '$3 down, 5t The " Plaut-Cadden ' Co., dden Building, Norwlich, Conn. winter quarters under the grim rocks and deserted. liam Shaw bought 100 acres of land on both sides of the Little er in 1708 for 23 Pounds and settling on it he became pi town affairs, him farthe; cestor of Lliz germs of catarrh saults will its brilliancy you not only WANTED A compotent have good Bulletin_ Office. WANTED—A woman or sist with housework. ley, Moosup, Conn. T WANTED—A who' cun qseist machinist 3 i reicrences. a physical, but a mental | 3506 buys a very fine high grade guaranteed carefuily but six ged for an electric There is one remedy rwhere that is the germs is known of t he was the an. Shaw, the first monihis), just exc | line engine; also fodder cutter The Plaut-Cad- Plaut-Caddén Bulidin, SpAvIe younE widow, | none just as good or gives such ham County New London, e o from | complete Hyomei $210.00 for a good mahogany Ivers e | style, manogany case, in perfect order, This is an Instrument sold new at 3550 net; slightly used, now $100. The M. Steinert’ & Sons ‘Company, 243 State St, New London, Con oct2yd FOR SALE_Six horse power gaso- has, d ¥ ay et ard, Poquetanuc| OR SALE— White Pekin - | drakes. Also my farm, 165 acres. | Address H. Browning, Colches: Conn octzyd WANTED — Peopic watches, clocks and Jeweiry in the lgriginal factor She was a cl s, simple minded and A poor be- the Cowhantic of but fiffeen y voice, coughs, colds and crov BetiTEMW onattion, by & oeger upright | Tel Dbewiidered 87i-2, or send posial to Lee Washington St., Cii Wiho collec | seated wagon and doub! auglidMw F | quir ~to _husk corn. M.| giving birth to her child in secret and she stole away ks and hid of the rocks. reported her to the a e Cowhantic babe in the crevi her suspected world: and Bi an’s grape juice became AR dden Building, Norwich, Conn. Mandelbaum, | 821000 for boautiful Her v winter apples in poor, distracted girl-moth_ Plaut-Cadden | and pump house 16x16 fe WANTED acrer, more or less. WANTED —Journeymen _elect received a great Fischer up- sympathy | throughout were no brave the trial and GUILTY OF COUNTERFEITING | MURET FOUND F. 0. Kinneco Weybosset $6 per month. Piaut-Cadden Bulld- entire countrs Providence, plead for merc for this child of fiftefn Schmidt on Witness Stand Proclaims feainer bed: Innocence of Dentist, prices paid those days “Women were to keep si- LOST AND FOUND. rors presented the t one Elizabeth Shaw, J and chain, Girls in make-up ks; 375 month; 1,800 vace everywhere and death t 1 child was | and did cause said | SHOOTING AND TRESPA! prning, between child was born dead ANTED—Piano_tun:ng. alty of the law | s Qecreed that mmon Goal | place of execution, be carried out 'HELP- WANTED Housework NOTICE Farm Hand, FREE EMPLOYMENT BURESU. M. J. COSCORAN. Sup: Wanted--Girls Light Work. Good Wages. | American Thermos Botle Co. FOR SALE. Central Bldg. tensely cold but land with & ch hore the (& who cried continuously us, have mer- Tustice was 00d men of Wind- | friendless child, mtil tomorrow 2 lond voice Torrington. improvement containing about two Administrator. NOTICE ired his sin of to us that her | rash cruelty but owing to raing and swollen late to prevent ing carried o sentence_from b mother’s feel- are quickly relieved by Sioan’s it on—mno rub- her grief for caused her atural fath- + pardon for record which closes ¢ the highway wett City to Hopeviile, | the Ashland and westerly Octavia Dyer, Ankle Sprain and Dislocated Hj **sprained my ankle and di | FOR SALE dwelling houses, and 35 Thames March 22d 1746, on to be held tter part of Thenezer Jewett re is grandmoth BURDICK, tor with the will annexcd. ording to directions. ing me wonderfilly., hout Sloan's Lini- . Johnson, Laicion SLOANS LINIMENT Kilis Pain Splendid for Sprains. = my arm & week & ago and was in terrible pain. d or arm until T applied T shall never be with- M of Sloan's Liniment, "—il B8 Sringer, Etizabet, N. . We will never b with building waterfront length of dock at COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within Thames river; foot of the hig hill sold as one parcel. ther particulars inquire of nt—NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. ate of Mary Wait Welles, in said District, deceased Administrator exhibited his ad- account witl Court for allowance; it is there- tion coming up the BECKLEY, Main Sireet Phones 724 — 368-2, |\ ) FOR SALE Franklin Square, modern improvements. rice Reasonable, minlstration said estate exclaiming | Ordered, That the 1st day of Novem- tk in the shadow > grim Cowhantic rocks for met violent deaths w Beginning with El iy seems to ove with Peg, so there | y_ending to the little play, | .fternoon, at the Probate Court Room n the City of Norwich, in said District, | hearing the same, and the said Admin- s directed to give notice there- lishing this order some’ newspaper having Dot use my ha was in the same was murdered ng o circulation Gte of snid mearind wnd 5 1o tne Court AVLING, Juage and foregoing lich erowned the eminence above the prior to th fages which cross Littls River. Vears agg Daniel Farmon ted House com- John Hall, the ruins of s still seen just west of Howard Valley schoolhouse the on- Fine for Stiffness. ent has done more anything 1 have ever tried 1 got my hand hurt so dly that I had t5 stop wor who lived in\'the Hau NIE C. CHURCH, Inquire at Natlonal Shoe and Cloth- FOR SALE 100-aere farms for stiff joiuts. at firstthat [ § off, but 1 got a bottle of ent and cured my hand." ulted and died fr r from the rocks. 3 On this ill-fated road lived Cortland December, crazed, by ings he was enduring m cancer, drowned himself under the ddle bridge of the m the effects, not MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, and Securiting of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old eszabilshea firm fo d THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 143 Main Strect, iblisned 18120 At oll Dealers. 50c. and $1.00 send for Sioan's Wish to Fetive, bookon horses. | Burnham. whose home was above the | & cattle, hogs. and a hunderd years aso people said that the abeth Shaw still caused this corn- | er of the beautiful old town of Hamp- ne of 80 many (rage events we hone broken and that no more trage- fine wells of water, ln dollar to be Jal MiSS ELLA M. POTTER Instructor of Piano and Harmony Studio now open far season of 1913 Hoom 6, Alice Bldg, Beautitully Churel and school! one-half miles less than five miles (rom { Dr. EARLS. SLOMN, Inc. what it cost to bulld the house, appreciated. pleased to show it to interested part Call or address WILLIAM F. HILL % Shetucket St, Opp. Thames Bank | CHRISTIAN MEN NOW AT HEAD OF GOVERNMENT | | Methodist Speaker Pays High Tribute | to Wilson and Bryan. Don’t Let That Toothache keep vou awaks all night. Stop in for some of our Toothache Drops that quiet the nerves LEGAL NOTICE AUCTION SALE OF | THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILBING OF NORWICH Oct. 28 —“That we e a Christian man in the White administration the departments of that President Indidnapolis, Tnd. Farm of 250 Acres Cona., on good road, telephone and K. mile to sdhool, " of machige workéd from stone and and woodland, entire farm; fashioned fire house; iarge observance government stop the pain, and give you a chance to sleep. first you take will &top the ache. Dunn’s Pharmacy 50 Main Street » bad combinations than | American history,” of Dr. Clarence True | 5. secretary of the Meth- | ertile, balance pastur brook Tunning througl house has 14 luces, cellar under whole arn 84 by 0, 34 attached, nearly one other hay barn 24 by 30, crib, wag with horse church, who addr Gonventon will kel at Afr. Wilson: de- red that President Taft waited until when he hoped there | would be no time for reconsideration before vetoing the Webb liauor bil his administration an avalanche also about twa-horse wagon, the farming used on a lari {PIES, CAKE AND BREAD that cannot be excelled, Phone your order. LOUIS H. BRUNELLE 10 Carter Ave., (East Side) the last minute, tools and machinery | tional Bunk o uding 'machinery 31,000 can remain Possession given imme- investigate! or Wilcox's choice of 400, WILLIAM A. WILCOX Renl Estate Broker, 41 West Hroad St Westerly, K. I. Felephene No, 365, nay, is on Prompt service. | on’inortgage, down to defeat of indignant has been duplicated Farm Bulletin— ks and il good A “great Christian leader Is the sec- * declared Dr, Wil- retary of state now “Our forme Kooms 1 and 1 taice plice at |American House & BANDERSON, Special Rates to Theatre Troupes, Traveling Men, Etc, Shetucket Street noWifying them conventions and ordering them to in- vestigate and see what they could do | exportation of Amer- { FARREL renoon, For NEWMARKET HOTEL, 715 Boswell Ave First-class Wines, Liguors and Cigars. J. Bryan will never do tha ives of the bie board, he kind of grape juice Palestine in" the F. C. GEER ! Phens 511 nations aroun Meals and Welch Rarebit served t PIANO 3 TUNER Nerwich, Ct, EHERE Ix Po ugvertsing medium i Eastern Connecticut e rented, Mr, Bryan made a Lapeech thal was beard around the States Currenc al to Toe Bui- FOR SALE—Fine bullding lots and house, Salem Road. C. E. K. Burnham, 0CtISSW “Dair of horses, two- R harness. In- John Olaf, Yantic. octzsa FOR_SALE— tem. Arcine Luc octzsd FOR SALE—Pumping outfit and en- gine. complete, deep well pump, rider, Erricson’s improved make, tank, piping W0 stories ole outiit, including bullding, lition brand new. L. O. Park. "OR SAL] clarionet, Boln sys- ter, L. B. 65, Baltic. . e FOR SALE—One worse. § years, welght sound as a bull drive; o nohsir top, specdometer, 1 th A-1 condution. One b ctically ey srown busin: 1100 1bs. on, "pra ness, one light driving harness, one Fackerd =~ road buggy ~ (very light welgnt), one Portland sleigh, without 1 scracéh or biemish. The above d ribed property may be seen any d: { by inquiring at my auction room livans Block, Danielson, Conn. J. Witter. octiid . Bood work, Norwich. octzid st shire pigs, vicinity. 1 terrier pups. ¢ of Hop sive: FOI one mile or Roud, 9 years oid, wei Price right. D. [ in, Ciark’s Corner, Ct. OR SALIC Al rabbit Towns ootz DOLS YOUR 1 \NGE need ropairing? PR ve Bricit 1o e ARy raRge soat for 31. 8. ¥OR SALE Three automobiles: B. da. e tounipey ey Araciond Lokde o Oaklind runabout; full equipment: good tires on all three; demonstration Eiv brices right. Dr. Thompson, Ta E octzid % ind_bottom motor boat just right to run around river or beaches. Box 35, care Buuet 20d ¥OR SALE—Farm of 116 acres, with- 5 of city, with good with or without stock. ‘J. E. Dewolf octlbd FOR SALE—The L . Bacon estate in Norwich, consisting of the large mansion house, 6 dweiling nouses, £ barns, outbuildings and 101 rcres 0f land, conveniently located to | « city of Norwich, at price and on terms atiractive to the buy properiy has IS Own water Suppiy Appiy to Wiliia 4y, Norwich, Conn SALL—Dlack ured foxhound; frst clas: years; will stuy all day seven Toxes killed aticad of him; reason for selling, overstocked. O. W. Harris, JT., Box 142, Asuaway, R. L sep: KFOR Clgar and confectionery store, p heatre, Baluo, Cona, 3 seplyd “HORSE ¥OR SALE or exchange for new milch COW; Wweight 1050. Tek sepod tomobile. Phone 585, dress %5 Fraukiin St. iyad FOR SALI—5iab wood, siova lengths, $4.80 cord, 3%.50 half cofd. G. A Jard. Phone 6ub-14 ) . Hamliton, Bxecutor, 3 envelopes, néatly printed, for $L.90; oul each 33.00. Send lor 'sampies @ and Prices for any DFINtiLE you are 'm need The bulletin Company, Norwich, SALE—O. Digs istered, hone’ bokter in U . Ludiow Farm, Norta Sionin ton, K. F. D. 5, Norwich, bonn. H. Button, " PRINTING —Look at thesa pi 3200; 5,000, 26.00;" AuuU0, $1%.50 32801 9,000, ¥8.00 10, Diiiheads, Txyum, print 32.10; 5,000, $1.00; 10,004, $1%.30: oud | gadte. | piinted, " $1463 | . $8.007 10,000, $1i.00: 5y descripiion - done prompily, Bend for sampies. The Buls | foun “Co. primcers and Minders, hor | {COL. EARL N. GALLUP AUCTIONEER s graduate from Janes' Nat | Auctioneertug, Statementa, 1,000, 31.85% b, Erinting of ¢ " FOR SALE Carioad of Horses arrived Tuesday night Oct. 28, from North Dakota, a lot of good business horses, aiso one Green Trotter, 5 years old, standard bred, name Silvermaker No. 48,631, All must be sold or ex- changed at once. Call at the James A. Welch barn, Union street. Tel, 122, COOK & HEWITT, Westerly R. I. \ SALE HORSES u s horses thut 1 wish at encej also a 004 W, & for a baker or milkman—low price, BLMER R, PIERSON, Tel, 11 eetigd T RENT_Convenient, pleasant ten- o Ve Fooms, With bath, Eas on f We., small tamily. . ¥. Whitney, at Bulletin O fice, atter 5 p. m octzsd TO RENT—A_very desirable lower tenement at 42 Lafayette St, g0od lo- cation,. small garden. Lafayétte St. —. ement of five roums Sy ave Apply Mrs. N. £ five room: TO REN at 40 McKinley avenue. 341 Main St. 27 TO RENT—Set of rooms comp. fur- nisued, gas and coal, for houseKeeping, 78 School St. oty ro RENT _Room 40X40, with eleva- tonCplenty. of Hght and air, with or also basement 40x60, sultable for storage or manufacturing. Inquire at 95 Chestnut. wilhout power; cement floor, ‘o RENT_In the Vars biock, No 35 ORENIT L Very desirablo’ modern aiparate entunce Lenemeny L WoN Vare: No. 58 Hobart Ave., trom 10 to ‘0 RENT_Tenement of § rooms at 24T O e hain St. mext (6 the Huptist Appiy o' Willlam H. Shields. O RBNT—Two rosims: one of seven I HaRiSe el ephone 18- B HED ROOMS—Central 1oca- R s ‘Morse, 13 Union SC ooms; all modern FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern oon- veniences, 38 Union St. Telephone $34-4 business SUMMER COTTAGES Rent—For Sale. Weekapaug, Pl Rentals, $17; Inspection by appoiniment. FRANK W. COY, G High Street, Westerly, R. L Long Distance Telcphone. ssonable. Inquire m engine, FORE SALE. FOR SALE A Four Family House near center of city offered on a 10% gross rental basis. INQUIRE OF JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, FOR SALE A high-grade Collateral Trust Note to met 6% payable in 1922, Recommended by Spencer Trask & Co. JAMES L. .CASE, 40 Shetneket St., FOR SALE A cottage on Laurel rooms with all improvements, in~ steam heat, electricity, property well located in excellent trolley car line, 8 minutes walk to Square, will be sold en favors able terms. Inquire of FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Ct. FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath good barn and large lot, lncated walk from Main one fine ght 1106, good d sound: one black mare, § fe for lady’ to el Stow, New Haven. seplod or, Thig n H. Shields, 35 Broad- | poet. “hang Ford aa- Aust be sold to oluie 30 | TTHINK YT OVER — 250 noteheads and 250 6% (Tesuler business size horoug) s 500 enveiopes (regular businoss stze), princed In cornen #1489 LU0 | . giu.be; o0 | printed, $1,405° 1,000 oui letietneads, 87311, brinied, §1.08] LUGD, U, "3ias0t " b0d | five minutes' street, Prica reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct, of Farm and Merehandise Hstate Bales, Danielson, Conn. ‘Felephene Cennection. FRESH LOAD of FHorses right from the west several good chunks and to dispose 1 suitable hard work, ranging from 1160 to 1599 For sale by AGRICT CTURAL LEMB, We have jusi pit a parioad inta eur sterehouse and ‘can supply your de- mands for this sure crop producer, 4 . experts of {he couutcy say the ground iimestone is botter than the burnt lime, and this is woul we have. S0id by the bag, ton or carload. SK, ACWILLES : 00, R APWILLIAMS & 06, pouliry and general puipese Lacm fust b Jisu, near spciug fed like | Fest™ pastures hot and cb $1,250. will buy zood Chi Easy term: E. A. PRENTICE, Phone 300 36 Gliff Street | bazrn, néw silo, jcebouse and Sugds; ac- commhodation 4,600, easy Teyows Arese TF. (. ATCRISON, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON | Koo 1, Second Kloor, Sbanncn Bldg. Night ‘phont 1083 hens. Oniy ken Farm with | new house and barn, (wo acres of | land and fine well of waier, near city. ‘PoETRY THE ROSE UNFADING, © I knew that autumn musi have em< tered the The song of bird, the hum of bse, The jow wind moving irasingiy, The whispering leaves, tie roses fair, summer ffom the gard ehill, And where heart spoke to heart with tender word, And vows were made that mocked the might of vyears, The vines, frall ghosts of giories fled, ¢ As 1f by phantom finders led, Cling to the lattice {n their feirs Of ruthless winds from northern slumber stirred. Thelr whirling forms down garden alsles g0 b, Where walked the orient summer in her pride: The last dance of the leaves is o’er, The fountain’s song is heard no more; Here earthly roscs all ha died, But'in the heart love's rose shail never ie. —Arthur Wallacy Peach, in the New York Sun. A REFLECTION. When the Boston patriots spilled the tea With'its obnoxious tax, And threats of King George, what he'd To those in payment lax They dressed up like the Indian folks, To hide identity, 1f later they were brought to hook In dumping o'er the tea. But when the tax so odigys Stirred Marylanders’ pride, And they found protests 'g same Were unheard and decried, They swore no imports should be made, That brought such tax about, But if attempted imports were. They prompt should be thrown out. nst the No patriots in Indian guise On Peggy Stewart came; But men with face bare to the world, To show their cause’s claim; Like men, they dared all Kngland's * wrath Like men, they found a wiy To_mauke the ages celebrate This Peggy Stewart’s Day. ‘The Baltimore American Oct. 20, 191 HUMOR OF THE DAY Patient—Doctor, I must positively insist upon knowing the worst. Doc- tor—Well, I guess my bill will be about $85.—Boston Transeript. Tommy—Pop, what are wasted op- portunities? Tommy's Pop—Wasted opportunities, my son, are generally those that go to other people.—Phila- delphia Record. “Mrs. Jinks says that she never can tell what any of the neighbors will do next” “Well, she Joses no time in telling what they did last.”—Buffalo Express. “They say that new family thal's just moved into the neighborhood are awful borrowers” “I should say se. I don't believe they’ve bought a gallon of gasoline of their own since they moved here.”"—Judge. Motorist—Flying machines will eventually supplant automobiles. Guest—But what will we do with these expensive roads? Motorist—Oh, [ suppose we'll have to let the farmers use them.—Puck. The two women were discussing the fashions. “Did you say your husband was fond of those clinging gowns?” “Yes, indeed; he likes one to cling to me for about five years.'—Cincinnati Enquirer. “Seo here,” said his wife, “T hear you acted scandalous on that trip with those ' Knights of Sparta” “Me? How's that?’ “Mr. Wombat says you posed as the Isaac Walton of the party, What do you mean by going around under an assumed name?” — Boston Advertiser. “Didn’t Oliver Goldsmith once live here?” asked the tourist. “I don't re- member the name,” said the janitor. “Who was the gent?” “He was a “Then it's hardly likely that he ever lived here, sir. We always demand the rent in advance.’—Kansas City Journal. Farmer (in position of absolute safe- ty, at “square leg,” to golfer who hus just driven)—FKre, young feller, yer | didn’t ought to “it your ball when I'm as close as this! Golfer—Do you know anything at all_about the game of goif? Farmer—Yes, I do. I was once it in the stomach.—Punch. Great Picture Buyer (to hostess)— What do you think of an artist who painted cobwebs on the ceillng so truthfully that the servant wore hers self into an atrack of nervous prostra. ton trylng to sweep them down? Hostess (a woman of experience)— There may have been such an artist, but there never was such a servant.— | Tit-Bits. THE KALEIDOSCOPE Sixty men emigrate from England for every 40 women. There are 20,000 kinds of butterfiles in the world, A patient Englishman has carved the king’s monogram and similar des | vices on an eggshell. Grapefruit {s unknown to the wheles sale dealers in Marseilles, A retailes carries a small stock, the demand be= ing confined chiefly to American resi< dents. David Burbank of Barmard, Vt, wha learned to dance when he was 76 vears old, and who s now S8, says that his only regret is *hat ne did not learn sooner, A new irial was granted in a case In Philadelphia on the diseovery that ona of the men wha had sat on the jury wis a deal mute and hadn't heard a word of the Lestimeny. Newfoundiand s now regarded am ane of the wost promising future sources of supply ef petraleum within bo British empire. There are ofl in- 200 miles along the west During 1913 the Swedish steel planty 4 63,300 tans of Bessemer in- 8,850 (ons of Martin ingots and tons of cast Martin steel, The toial production of forged fron and steel amounted te 808,244 tons, valued at $21,560,000. It is reported that a placer goid strike has recently been made in northern British Calumbia, south of the line of the Grand Trunk Pacific railway, It is situated on Sibola ereek, a tributary of Tahsta river. whict empties into Oosta lake, about 110 miles in a soutawesterly direction from Telkwa. \ipments from Imataca, iron ore s Venezuela, to Philadelphia, Pa.. are steadily iereasing. Seven vessels are now under charter, and shipments foe Septen totated aboul 11,000 tons, while October shipments are espected (o reach 15,080 tons and by the end of | the year 36660 tous wonthly IL is Teported thal a company iz 14 be formed with $850,000 capital to start a sugar factory, a leather Works and & flour mill at Labdeupchja, in the ish of Jeakkima, Pinland. and that mesc tiations are being rried qut for the acquisition of the site. It is und Stood that the promaters of the schenie are Russians, and (hat (he raw muie ol will be Lnported from Russih