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1796 it aarw;‘ch Buileti sud Courier. 117 YEARS OLD. Subscription price, 12c a week; 500 a $6.00 a Eutered at the Postoffice at Norwicn, <onn, as second-class matter. Telephone Calis: letin Business Office. 480. Bulletin Editorial Rooms, 33-3. Bulletin Job Office. 35-6. Willimantic Office, Room 2, Building. Telephone 210. Murray Norwich, Saturday, May 17, 1913, The Circuiation of The Bulletin The Bulietin has the largeat ol calation of amy paper in Bastern Conmceticut, wnd from three to four larger tham that of amy tn m. It fa delivered 10 over of the 4053 houses in Nor- times Norw 000 wich, and rend o) ninety-three per cemt. of the people. Inm Windham « is deifvered to over $00 houses, u Putnam and Danislson to ever 00, and in all of these places It mxidered the local daily. Easterm Commecticut has forty- nine towss, onc hundred and sixty- five postaffice districts, amd sixty rural free delivery routes. The Bulletin s sold In every owa amd om all of the R. b. I. || outes in Eastern Coanmecticut CIRCULATION 1901, average RN INDUSTRIAL EXHIBITS. b ater b ReAt of tha Ehteiiag and o A r THE GETTYSBURG REUNION. ADJUSTMENT DEMANDE | = a natural co of events : ik~ | mixed up it is | and justice with and they must | be equal t on. The | whes an atever | et earing { the t Ji | m made repeated efforts o rush thel . ts Mk o break the least provocation, but better men than that must he accredited to Prestdent Wilson and will he by | reasonable men. Japan doesm't want trouble any more than we do. Tt is 2 logical straightening out of the tan- aia which the situation demands s b i MR RETURNING TO THE FOLD. Within the hotbed of progressiveism, the state of Michigan, is to noted a most impertant barometric indica- | tion. politically, concerning the get- ting together of the factions of the i republican party, which is now receiv- s be | i Ing theughtful consideration through- out the country. In this state. which went strongly progressive in the last | national election, and democratic .in the state contest because of the spl in the republi party there is now a strong drift of the progressives back into the 1 | is so strong that Governor I who realizes that he was elected “thro, h the fortunes of politics’ deter- mined that he wil! not run again as the getting together ¢ the factions of the divided par is progressing so well that he considers that “75 per cent. of those who strayed last fal | will be voting the republican ticket | azain next vear.” | There are, of course, those who are trying to prevent It and endeavor ‘o | maintain the third party on principles | which were hurriedly assembled to | meet the situation. The folly of it | has been recognized and every elec- | tion since its institution has demon- | strated that is bu ving into the | hands of the democratic party, agains | e common interest of the other two | movement for the revised rules, which will | change the important matter of rep- tion in the national convention | | is well founded and is bound to pre- vail. Tt it step. fs showing alzer turning a in breaking aw SECRETARY REDFIELD'S PLAN. nsid the of erest- ration situation hbefore the coun- being at- 1 advanced ymmerce Redfield manufactur- who make ction in wages invest labor Such tariff. s Bre 1d ben- the he without iny n sen brar o {1 n on the whether ines concern- m- rer EDITORIAL NOTES from a second tor | ble can be with the to get such chastisement The thirteenth child In th mily horn on the t ight to e named for Woo rieen theory sident Wi n seen in haste s taking his time in others. He ouked Dr. Tioman Abbott in his advoeacy e Boy have an important duty to fu 1mve been lead ag the suffrageites. an upstate wants them L. b « erp < vice and now a western cf to have them on a bhay police force and all this besides eating, sleeping. playing and g America is zetting a sehooli Yo great training gossipers get together they are usually | e cIADBOACAY. Off. thio* houbs, engaged in repeating things that are | mut we eau arrange it in other ways, |felt that he honestly deserved it. ' The not so. Truth is never fast enough T am certain, and we will call our |children could have better opportun- for sensational people, or Deppery | home “Wistaria” if it pleases you.” itles than they were able to have where enough he So e Gossip pre- | Tom readily assented to her plan, and |they were. It prevented the necessity tends to have the eves of 4n Argus | was willing to trust her good judg- |of sending them away from home to | when it is as blind as a bat. It car- | ment, shich he was already convinced | school, something that seemed imper- | ries a pleasing sound to those who like | was likely to be better than his own |ative under present circumstances. | > know all about their neighbors, and | in such matters. Like all young people. they were glad | who take most interest in their vices | g pretty little wife often wore wis- |of the excitement of the change, and or eccentricities. Too much of it has | taria color and her fond husband quiet- | entered heartily into the new formed > be whispered and cannot be too |]y praised her looks when she was eo |plans, and lent a ready hand to all hon forgotien: and yet, some people | dressed. Her clear pink and white | demands made upon them for heip. | think it is the only way fo be enter- | somplexion had been his admiration | Winnifred alone regretted the| taining e world should talk less |from carliest acquaintance with | change. She was proud to have Tom | bout persons and more about things. |her. He often declared she had on a [obtain the advancement which she 4 {lavender gown when he first saw her, |knew he thoroughly desired. “Dear old s e o 5 THE MAN WEO TALKS' e T A T o It has been sald “the poorest edu- cation which teaches seif-control is better than the bLest that negleot it.” The self-possessed n is alwayvs the dependable one—the wonder of h follows in any peril or exigency. Giv- g way to wrath and moods makes the mentaliy brilliant appear ridicu- lous, and the p ally wble worthless when they sho be dignified or ser- viceable. "It is the uncontrellable sav- :ge in man which impairs his nobility ind worth. The children should early be taught self-control, but they cann be witi nts and teachers who have none. 1t isn’t necessary to teach chil- ren to be gentiemen and ladies for hey cannot be true men and women and fail in this respect. It is be- cause adults know so little that chil- dren are not better taught. | saw an alcohaled specimen of hu- manity greeét an acquaintance whose features showed he was not a stranger to Jonn Barleycorn the other day; but there was no response because the man greeted was ashamed of the con- dition and appearance of the greeter. I did not blame him for looking tne er way, for the pickled specimen of a man was enough to disgust a dog. He was all in. He was proving in the public thoroughfare the truth of clair's statement that “drunken- places man as much below the level of the brute as reason elevates him above him.” He was a sermon to the observing ang a scorecrow to the intemperate. No one desired to be like him. He was an effigy of what he had been and an example of what an intemperate man may become. No one was to blame for being ashamed of him, for he could not have felt roud himself likes to How the world how it enjoys the sound of its own voice. It is an habit, and per- haps the story of Adam and Eve and Jonah and the whale were preserved 1o just show the moderns that the race gossip— knew how to gossip when it wa voung. Gossip has been defined the art of putting two ana two gether and making it five: and when Beecher was right when he said Heaven must b n me before 1 can be n Heaven.” 'This is an undeniable ruth. When love, hope and charity e well installed in the heart, and the ng is conscious of the nearness of the indwelling of with « res. a man ha posse: sions which assuré him of the div ness the life that is ! 0 come. Heaven vealed to the mind which fi pleasure in service far from self. and | which recognizes the correct laws of life and honors the The true man must be temperat all_things and ove e and m v The Lord is eaf prayers of Dr. Jekyll for M Jekyll must cut Hyde out! God did not appoint one day in the ek for the forg s of our dou ble-dealing with our fellowmen on the the si days. Our fitness for Heaven is our title to it, and there s no winning out on a pretense that we will do better bye and bye It may be well to think once in a ahile that while man feeds on pra nder Time feeds on life. We do not cem to mind if an this round globe . hundred thousand persons pay the debt of nature d Life ends and renews with wonderful constancy, and we hurrah for the people; and well we may, for the people like the broo seem to go on forever. Perhaps thi is the reason Christ taught us to pray Give his day our daily bread Time our inhertance but ihis a Man is sure of nothing but now, | and what goes with it. The great fact is “life 1 ser as Faber puts it, "and iife’s greatest question Who shall we serve?” Wiiliam Penn declared “the truest end of life is to know the life that never ends.” Time is long enough, however short if it used aright. It was at the end of a wasted life that Queen Elizabeth said: “All of my possessions for a moment of time.” How often do we think of our precious momen: Indigestion is supposed to be the fruitful source of drea and heaithy | people are supposed to be free from them. A night mare is a dream that would freighten a horse; there is sel- dom a horse in it The idea that dreams are the rehearsal of vagaries of the mind is not true, for good dreams have not infrequently come true. People who have active imag- | inations have day dreams and are derided because of them A man whose heavily burdencd stomach is i crowding his heart und interfering with the circulation of blood thinks a | {bear is chasing bim, or that his mother-in-iaw {8 giving him a certain lecture No one can tell why an in- ligestible lunch taken at midnght will make @ person think he is going a mile a inute in his sleep. A drean is a mystery; and perhaps, 4l is fo he purpose Of showing us that the ind and brain can gense condition: dependent of the body, and of them- selves have power What Jim Nugent Thinks. Anvhow. “Jim Nugent. of New Jer- sey. Delieves President Wilson is The minister in the pulgit who has | i the n has my rs whe Amps WISTARIA Winnifred, “we will use it to support a wistaria, and turn it into a thing of beauty and a joy forever. It was anqg all -the passers-by admired growth, and wondered they (Written Specially For The Bulletin) When Winnifred Walker married Thomas Gaines. she left a Pennsyl- jeais foyn for a hu:'ne in New Eng{ J‘d'?’m’{wely and. The house, which Tom, as all |the his friends called him, had provided | had never thought of making siucg for his bride was in the suburbsyof a | things useful. The local paper noticed it after.a time and praised its beauty, large city, and, like many other busi- | - & > Gai | and many people from a distance came men, Mr. Gaines went back and ot Winnifred th morning and night to and from |to see and admire it. 5 6 la work b e e | and Tom enjoyed spending much The suburban houses were mostly | time in the open air, which was here termed cottages, and many of them | S0 pure and invigorating, mdfllhere; were named from some peculiarity of |fore an arbor was constructed on & their owner. The one to which Win- | pot where a pleasant glmpee coulc nifred was brought in the early spring | be caught of some distant hills an was commodious and convenient, | near-by stream of water. This arbor even artistic within, but without noth- | Was also covered with wistaria. & ng had been done to make the place | » When the first baby came to the attractive, neither had it been named. | Nome, the fond parents felt their sup So Winnifred wad left free to exercise | Of happiness was filleed to overflowing. ber own taste in decoration. At her | Nothing but pure white wistaria cou right was a house embowered in ros- (he thought of, and a second arch was made over the walk, and there a white es, Rose Cottage they called it. At |ma 4 c - lilacs | Wistaria wag placed. Other children her left. stood one surrounded by illacs | wistarla Wwas placed. Other chicred and named Lilac Cottage. She determ- ined to make hers differ from either grrgnt was found {nrl araorh;rnvv'l;lealg?» ; ti- | The vines were trained upo - fud vet it shoula be equally beauti- | (i, ences bhetween their cottage “\Whatever you do," pleaded Tom, |and those of their neighbors, who were | forceq to admit that wistaria had claims to beauty and power in deco- ration. which they had overlooked. One of the little ones sickened and died in the early spring, and the white o0 wreathe “don’t filll the places with roses. They are pretty enough, but Charlie Preston comes out on the car with me every night, his arms loaded with rose bush- es, and he can talk of nothing else | than his choice collection of named va- | wistaria was called upon Iricties, and at the same time he |the dead, and charming indeed was the thrusts the scratchy things into my i[m!le figure lying in a bed of white wis- face and eyes, and even tore my mnew |taria. 7 _ - spring suit with the sharp thorns. Of | A happy life was theirs at Wis- and anxiety | taria, although sorrow A beautiful course I admire roses, but if he keeps to them as to all. on, I shall come out like the man in |came ul | the bramble bush, who scratched out | home, prosperity in financial matters, | both his eyes and scratched them in |and boys and growing up to be man again” and womanly in a way, which was a Winnifred laughed at Tom’s doleful |credit and comfort to their parents. face, ang assured him that he should | Then came a sudden turn in their ot be troubled in that way. -Though |affairs. Tom was ordered to a dis- T admire roses, and shall want some | tant office by the firm in which he was | in our garden before long. I have a |employed, and their suburban home | different. plan in my mind for mak- |must be abandoned. Financially it was a great advance, and well merited, ing our place distinctively our own cre- - e W for Tom Gaines had proved himself | ation. What do vou say to wistaria? { We both admire it, and our neighbors | faithful to his employes’ interests, and | o e it very fre Mrs. Preston | all_congratulated him on_ his good | | pot s e vt eatructive, for |luck as they calleg it. He himself, e tructive, fo told me she thought it destructive, for |luck as they calied 1e oo, ©imecty Tom.” she told herséif. I know how a 0 Ll v suited her S e hard he has worked. and our declin- | ‘Therefore. they began as soon as |ing years will be made easier by their household matters were in run- | years vears will be made easier by ning order. fo carry out their plans |the change, and the children will have for® wistaria, The lawn at the rear |advantages impossible to them here, and I am selfish to allow my feelings | of the house was divided by a central calk of gravel. Over this was put-an |to stand in the way.” Still, as she| L e upon which & purple |roamed about the house and made | Wistaria was trained. An old tree was |ready for removal, she carried a sad| Tound on the premises, which seemsd | heart with her. Cheerful before otherd | firm at the roots but dead at the top. [and striving to conceal her sorrow,| Tom proposed cutting it down as it | there were tears in her eves as she was near the street, and was an of- | took her last look at “Wistarla {fence to all “beholders. o said AN IDLER. | T SUNDAY MORNING TALK}| ~m4ER VIEW POINTS SACKCLOTH WITHIN., How queer that the common council { of Chicago should start a crusade| When, in an hour of disaster, King | against “needless’ noises, following so Jehoram rent his clothes the people | soon upon the convention of the pro- looked, and, behold, “he has sackcloth | gressives. And the real big noi within upon his flesh.” 1t was a sur- | Wasn't there, either.—Ansonia Senti- prising revelation that the monarch | nel. even had his trouble and carried it— | —_— | One extravagance for which & mu- The garment of sorrow and | One nicipality may the royal foe e was underneath be excused is in the| hos s o lofonge . | matter of education. If a town can | hethey R The church | So the case would be almost univer- | afford only a 32,000 instructor and has | g oradmlirs B Tne it it we could look into the lives | to choose between one at $1,500 and | Al gel in, is never |of other people. Sorrow enters the |One at $2500. the latter should be ar with visitors. The |experience of prince and peasant alike. | taken—Windham County Observer. | scow! or offen- | Beneath the smiling exterior some | o 0 — L ! when they find a stran- |gnawing grief may hide that the world | ™' ryan is starting out at a pace pew must make the an- |does not even suspect i D ke ETeels weep, or the gods laug! el- | “Blatant’ gnd - cbmiplaining o weadl TR WOl dtown: Lravel recar = ness is not a virtde, hut onme of |not always the worst hurt. The churl | lke the monotonous i = rankest of faulls. How many peo- | plubbers over a pin prick, but the | t-home. The e inginress| have been disconceried by the knight conceals a bleeding wound be- | 28€ since e el e better tenants here they do | hiswithin nerein.—Waterbury American, T e they often become stables - | ! owling alleys | If we knew the secrets of lives about | A ciate tax levied upon the grand| A franl pwson is seldom popular | 43 We il e "f"‘“""',’[.”l ‘h‘”?““ ists of the cities and towns ought to rank Seems. 80 disagrecabls, |Lrovidence with partiallty. The great|he avoided untll some Inrger dsrse e o thone ho Matier 5o those | Disposer of human lots does not give | ot tax justice Is established.” The tax- | We D - e all gifts to any of the sons of me able nroperty of cities and towns com- | b et sen bk I S it your r:.-u:hhm_ be n:h it is| posed more than half of homes and | havel cur sltenlon (\CelSd Lo Ladis pomsthic b RETnd wife s o3| farms does not constitute half, nod| t o N . (e w}ug or that his 'nl ,«],n‘ nything like balf, of the values of | U JSoC I Hoece st ;M\“;‘\unv“hu the second time to the ‘,‘,»o,-or(;_\ in nonnocngu that ought to | = nerally | Keeley cure »e under taxation.—Bi - ening or injurious. Tt js the habit The clown does his hilarious “turn” | er. ; i et strew the primrose path | ypjle his heart aches for the little — ete bow Wows with Dretty | qaughter in the hospital. Business | Colonel Harvey knew his J. P. Mor- figures of ch that it may be al-|men walk our streets with jovial de- |gan well. And Colonel Harvey retains | ring. We enjoy criticism of meanor. but carrying carking cares | his ability to say things in & manner ot person—we do not find pleasure | with them .Women hide sharptst dis- | which combines grace with distinct- | in remarks which fit us. We are not |appointments under a mask of galety S ‘As you all know,” he says.| taught to say what we think, but to gkiiful doctors prescribe for patients | Mr. Morgan thought he was frame our speech to please. This iS | while consclous of insidious and hope- | rIght in his judgment, he was ungc- one of tr sons truth has such a |jess disease in their own bodies. Law- | customed to betray any lack of posi- poor show in life he art of con-|yerg gerve the interests of their clients | tiveness.” There is a very few words versation is a real accomplishment, while their personal affairs lie in a |in a very complete word picture of the and where there is so much art there | jumple heyond the power of the law |dead financier.—Hartford Times. i < little honesty. e cannot reform | o mant. e World, but by insistence We may | In even more pathetic cases are those | ~Connecticut needs immigration of rove oursalves. whose outward prosperity cannot still | the right sort, and we believe that the | clear Times. unconstitutional—Kansas City great majority of those who come here from across the ocean will prove worthy citizens and an honor to the commonwealth: but surely there is| urgent need for a more careful scruti- | ny bv the immigration officfals of all! applicants for admission to the coun- onscience. The memory deed, of some con- in their climb up- brilliant success is not enough must have ar- an aceusipg of some dastardly temptibly mean ac ward can rob even of its satisfaction o have arrived a It One rived honestly to taste the reai sweet- try. from southern Europe, to mak | ness of the cup. ’ = 4 i eure that ¢ cor- | Macheth and Lady Macbeth accomp- | $ve (af eriminals Bhtae adimmicy {lish " their purpose but only to find | piY BeTSons are not being i | wretchedness. As the unhappy hus- 5 3 it | band asked of his wife's physician, so | R e o e e With dulle ash oF | geMlunlcipal authorities do well tol some power in earth or heaven. license. People should be compelled Canst u-»p-‘ not minister to a mind |5 he decent. Public parks loss half | ~ased the charm for which they were cre- | | from the memory of a rooted | ated if the greensward is littered with row, unsightly trash. Nearly all parks are Raze out the written troubles of the supplied with refuse cans at sufficlent- “brain : 1y close intervals to accommodate the And with’some sweet oblivious an- | needs, it not the wants, of the public tidote There is no reason why a man should Cleanse the stuffd bosom of that L be allowed to be a nig merely because he leans toward porcine tendencies Meriden Record. perilous_stuff Which weighs upon the heart? of sympathy The health officer calls attention We gain in power as we come into vital touch with our fel- | the fact that all the cases of tuber lows. Most people carry burdens about | culosis are not reported. This should {equal to their strength. Appreciating | not be, for the reason that a large ithe fact we learn to make allow- | amount of money is being expended | {ances. The absent-minded greeting, { annually for the eradication of t |the gruf reply that offends us may [disease. and unless the authorit {mean only that the weight is, for the | have ail the information at hand con- | moment, pressing particularly hard |cerning it they must necessarily be | handicapped In their work. There nothing gained by concealment, but there is much to be gained by making | known the facts to the proper authori- | ties.—New Britain Herald. 1 upon a human soul. One may train himself to show kind- ness, to exercise the tact that refrains old wolnd. ‘A little from probing an from probing an ould wound. A little - I deliberate thought on the matter may The New Haven railroad company | new set to one's purpose. is under investigation already and un- | i 2 wholly noble ambition (o pass | der considerable investigation. Con rough no day without trying to put | necticut will lose nothing by sitting 4 touch of sunlight into someone's | atiently by and awaiting the out- | igray sky by speaking the word that | Come, or outcomes. Then it will be | cheers. The consciousness of having | ime enough to decide what the duty | | made some small section of the world [ of the state Is in the emises. On | | happier nd better is a greal reward. | eneral principle; when various Count no day wasted, whatever its | Marksmen are shooting at a_child of | Imaterial gains or losses, in which, in | Contiecticut origiii’ and birth, it is) [this splendid way, you have worked | SCarcely’ necessary for Connectict with God. THE PARSON. marksmen to take a shot, too. New Haven Journal-Courie Can’t Conceal It. Dr. Mary Waiker's frills denote that The favorable report on the commis- sion form of government for Meriden | ' | little touch of mascuiine vanity that |has been made to the house by the will assert fteelf despite all precau- |cities and boroughs committee and tions.—Washington Post there seems little doubt that it will fl ] © price for a man’s Suit. Today We Will Demonstrate What - $15.00 Will Do Toward Purchasing A New Suit Ninety per cent., or in other words nine out of every ten men in the United States pay from $10.00 to $20.00 for their clothes, therefore $15.00 is the average retail Today we are going to demon- O 0 I O 0 ——30 strate to the men of Norwich and vicinity what $15.00 will do toward purchasing a new Spring Suit at the Man- hattan. We have selected 100 Suits in the season’s best styles in a wide variety of fashionable fabrics, Blue Serges, showing. value. freshness. fi (] New Furnishings Spring time is Furnishing time. wear, Shirts, Hosiery, Belts, Etc., are here in all their Pleasing styles and attractive prices has al- ways been the slogan in our Furnishing Department. '/ Mothers, Bring the Boys For Their Clothes We take as much interest in outfitting the youngsters as we do the grown ups.. . Lots of snappy, dressy styles for best, and strong, sturdy © tumble wear. A vast array of fancy weaves and colors in Norfolks and Double-breasted boyish styles. that every economical mother should see. to $8.50. d of the best. values. garments for rough and Gray and Brown Mixtures, in fine Worsteds and Cassi- meres and Standard Black Suits. for the middle aged man, snappy two-button sack models and new Norfolks for young men are represented in the Conservative styles If you have not yet purchased your new Spring Suit, come in today, try on a few coats and we know your own good judgment will prompt you to buy. The new Nec Here All splendid values Prices $3.00 ©See the Straw Hats Many new styles and shapes. A complete showing Whether you prefer a genuine Panama or a smart new Sennitt Sailor we ofter the best styles and Prices $1.50 to $6.50. THE MANHATTAN 121-125 Main Street Lio The Leading Store n Eastern Connecticut devoted exclusivsly to Men’s, Women’s and Children’s Wearing Appars/ s SRS L ) S a—t o Each Suit is a convincing demonstration of correct style, excellent workmanship, perfect fit and superior k- | | | | | | pass both the house and the senate. er an’ he’ll get his leg pulled, all That is as it hould be, for there is a | right, all right referendum clause attached to the | “But them sorts that ain't got no measure. Any plan which puts a |auto an' or has a ‘auto leg’ has got question up to the people in such fash- { to go to th’ springs to get cured. Any fon that they can all vote on it must | old kind o' misery gets called by a be met with approval, for that is the | funny name nowadays. If the doctor highest ideal of government. Re hap runs out o' new names. you'll stricted town meetings, caucuses or : have (o doctor your own misery. conventions cannot be considered with I had auto icg’ myself 't summer. deciding by the ballot.—Meriden Jour- | My feet got to hurtin. Lizzie laughed nal. | 2t me an’ said I had kidney feet. My LETTERS TO THE EDITOR. Chance to Beautify. s a regrettable fact that the City Beautiful enthusiasm has not aroused some of the residents of one of our suburban street One of the (kitherto) prettiest front lawns is now decorated with a chick en coop, vard and some fifteen or twenty chicks with old rugs, etc, to protect them from the wind Another house with a sloping back Jawn is covered with old cans, broken bottles and refuse from the house to the bottom of the hill; these same cans will make a nuisance in the neighbor- Mr. Editor-—Tt shoes felt like the as too full o feet 8o T goes to a swell doctor an’ he list- ens to my heart beat an’ he says: ‘My b vou ought to get up early every mornin’ an a long horseback ride in th' country Says 1 to him: ‘Doc T get up se early now no respectable horse is waked up vet, an’ if T had a horse to go ridin’ on I wounldn't be pullin’ bell cords an’ hollerin’ atreets.’ “Doctors ain't got no business to téll common people such things. I'd ruther he sald to me, ‘Aw, ferget it’' an’ gimme a belt on th' back. So I got mad at him an’ I went to th’ company doctor. 1 told him I had ‘auto leg.’ an’ he says. ‘No, vou got bow legs. He's on to me, all right. You got to { have a roll o' bills in your pocket te have ‘auto leg.’ “Both doors! Both doors, please! ep lively gettin' off! atch your step!” Didn’t Like His Advice. The California legislature _didn't pay any attention to Mr. Bryan's hooa when warm weather is here. Almost every house on this stree has a small chicken enclosure but properly taken care of and rightly sit- | uated is not objected to. AN OBSERVER Norwich. May 16, 1913 WATCH YOUR STEP! sy The Conductor Auto Leg Expensive. “He's got ‘aure leg’ That's what's | eatin’ that tellow. When I was a kid them kind o' people bad hay fever. If one of us got to sneezin' we just had a cold en them guys commenced to get their 'pendixcs cut out. Us workin' people bought paregoric an’ kept our names out o' th’ paper. Now they get ‘auto leg.’ They's more ginks have that disease this vear than they is autes. If a fellow owns a car an’ gets ‘auto lag’ he gets cured easy. He can bust th' &peed limit or kill a roos- } 1 i | | arguments, but every member is will- ing to pledge his health in grapejuice jt to show that there are no hard feelings.—Denver Republic; Tough en Philippine President Wilson might kil two birds with one stone by making Rir- am Johuson governor general of the Philippines.-—New York Sun ¢ Must Speak Louder. Andrew Carnegle Is (alking world peace, but_he needs to speak a little louder as those in the back of the annot hear An E Raiginm paid $20,000,000 for its recent very well.—Chicago xpensive Luxury. in suffrage strike. losses Almost as expensive as A Roosevelt campaigni Pittsburgh Gazette Times

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