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New York; Feb. 6. rou've noticed that the ery day or so a steamer limps into sort to complain that a big wave sneaked up on her during the voyi and bit a chunk out of her funnels. Then the stories of wrecks begin to come in. Always tacked to the end, is the brief statement that a United States revenue cutter took off the sur- vivers or towed the hulk into port. That's the job of the revenue cutter. It's a sort of traffic “cop” of the coast. It looks after the lame ducks of the coastwise traffic and seines the seas for derelicts and represses mutinies and grabs poachers and does all the jobs that must be done and tbat no one else will attend to. The proper rev- enue cutter man is always competent, never gets excited, would go through a powder mil] striking phossy jaw matehes if he had to, and does not lose his temper until some pleasing civilian tells him it must be a grand thing to belong to the navy. Then he unhob- bles_his goat. Revenue Cutters Do the Work. “The navy,” the revenue cutter man will tell you, “is the show window of T'ncle Sam’s seagoing outfit. We do the work.” And he isn't far from right. No ‘doubt a navy is necessary, like boils in the spring, and there can be no doubt that we have a good navy, because . none of the stips have taken ground in weeks and weeks. But when it comes to delivering the goods so you can find ’em on the inventory the rev- enue cutter service is the real twill The last report of the secretary of the treasury shows that during the fiscal vear 1912 the Umited States revenue cutters returned $4.36 in the form of property saved from the sea for every dollar expended on it. By way of lag- niappe the revenue cutters actually saved 106 persons from drowning and took on beard 275 persons in_distress. while 2.212 others were on board of essels assisted. Forty-five derelicts re destroyed or removed and in recognition of the cream puff appetite of this vain world thirty-one parades &y vegalias were policed. In return eongress cut the appropriatior $128,000 felow what it was two years ago. England Wants to Know. Great Britain has a better apprecia- fon of the value of our revenue cutter gervice. In numerous international maritime cenferences the suggestion has been made that the sea using na- tions build derelict destroyers. The United States is the only nation that did build, and the destroyer Seneca has been so valuable that England has asked for a report to guide her own building. That laquiry came at a time when the service needed a kind word, too. The appropriation has been cut so low that the cufters gre not repaired any more—they are only patched and cob- bied—and to “malke sure of economy coneress forbade the appointment of cadets. There are actually not enough officers in the crop coming on to fill the vacancies' existing. The school ship Ttasca is being used for relief pur- poses. The wireless installation on the cutters is bekind the times—and they need the wireless every day—and be- cause the cutters can have but two operators the men work twelve hour shifts. But one forgets such things in admiration for what the men of the cutter service have done. Townsend Bill Is Approved. ere are seven cutters in 'the New division:~of which the Seéneca and wk are stationed at headquarters, s Apuche 1t at Baltimore, the Onon- daga :t Norfolk, the Seminole at Wil- n, the Algonquin at Porto Rico, e Miami at Key West. The the- «ry J that they keep in constant touch a reless. In peace they belong to customs service. under the direc- of the secretary of the treasmry, Hut in war théy are automatically pnerged in the navy. If the Townsend $ill becomes a law the revenue cutter mervice will be merged with the life- /saving service under the title of the coast guard. This bill 18 approved by the men of both services. For one thing, it’ will enable the life guards to retire on half pay. At present, when they retire they go to clamming or starve. The two services are so nearly allied that it seems folly to have kept them separated. For years the officers of the revenue cutters have been charged with certain supervisory du- ties ever the life savers. They are Jacks of All Jobe They have also been charged with every other duty that ism’t specifically hitehed to some one else, it seems. There was the case of the Haytian navy, for example. The Ferrier had been a New York mam’s yacht. Haytl ‘bought her :and made her into a gun- boat. Then no one remembered to pwi il on her engines. so that when she started for New York to be re- pained they broke dowm helplessly off the Bermmda beach. Somchow Ther captain get a juryrig on herand fanned Ther inte the gulf siream, where she drified Tmtfl Charleston, 8. C, was Teached Hi ‘he dropped anchor and ber New Y. crew mutinied. “Pay us and let us £0,” they demand- ed, “or we will kil you.” The capiain began to shriek through his signal halyards. By and by the Yamacraw, Capt. Wats, edged along- i ‘he heard the trouble he put a crew on board and the mutineers mnder batches. “You ain’t goi no right™ said fhe sea Surely Settles Upset Stomachs. “PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN” ENDS INDI- GESTION, GAS, SOURNESS IN FSVE MINUTES. “Really does” put bad stomachs in ord: “reaily does” overcome indi- gesiion, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and Sowrmess im five minutes—that—just that—smsakes Pape's Diapepsin the largest selling stomach regulator in the worié, If what you eat ferments inte stusborn lumps, yeu belch gas and eruetste sour, undigested food and acid; head is dizzy an daches; breath foul; to e coated; yeur insides fill- ed with and indigestibie waste, re- member the mement Diapepsin eemes in centaet with the stemach ai lsuch distress vanishes, I¥'s truly astomish- ing—almost masvelous and the joy is its harmiessness. A large fifty-cent case of Pape’s Di- i hungdred doi- —These “Traffic Cops” Do Real Work, _ o Atbnue] been on its winter behavior lately ? | revenue cutter service. “You're likely lawvyers of the rebellious crew, crudely Here comes in the true spirit of the right,” said Capt. Watt, quite calmly, “but they're going to stay until T hear; . from Washington.” 2 + It was a good deal like an act of war, | * but Washington approved on the the-| ory that it had to be done. and that' the revenue cutter men were the ones to do it. After some pow-wowing the mutineers were paid off, and tke F’er-‘ towed to Philadelphia to M‘ the same Yamaecraw that. the steamer Lexington in; trouble off the mouth of the Savannah' rive Tt was blowing great guns, and the Yamacraw was safe inside. Also Capt. Watt knew that there was not’ enough witer on the bar to float her . during the storm. So he just put to sea. “She stuck three times on the bar,” said a member of her crew. “She’'d come down pam—Ilike that—mow! But the cutters are built low. and thick,, like cyclone cellars, you know. Noth- ing hurt’s 'em. So she edged over,'and ; took off the lLexington's crew and passengers.” On the lcy Coast of Alaska. On the Pacific side the Thetis hangs around the edge of the pack ice off the Alaskan coast when navigation closes Always a few greedy steamboats, try- ing to mget the last pound of freight, are found Jocked in. So the Thetis bucks through the pack and rescues , them. Also she takes the United} . . States District court to the various places where court is held. just to - show a broad range of action on her - log. Once she ran down to the Laysan and Lysiansky islands in the Hawaiian group, and caught twenty-three Japan- ese bird poachers there in posession of feathers valued at $186,000. She makes the yearly trip to Point Barrow, the most northerly port in Alaska, where eighty persons iry to keep their minds from slipping. They say it's amazing how much welcome eighty people, dressed in greasy skins, can manage to give a small, thick boat when she gets in with the annual mail. *It was in 1898 that Capt. Bertholf, now chief of the service, droeve a herd of rein- deer 800 miles over the ice to rescue 700 whalérs who had been caught by the winter with insufficient supplies and were suffering from scurvy. He Grapefruit are Ripened on the Trees pull) it from the trees g e i the grove to the grocer. You can serve ye Exchange Oranges and ‘The most important rule of the Exchange A is that all the fruit must ripen on the trees. ‘While ‘‘sweating”’ or storage in warm, humid, packing-houses will make green fruit turn 2 ripe color, it cannot ripen the inside. Ex- change fruit, ripened on the trees, is full of sweet juice; for the juice increases in quan- tity each day during ripening, and the sweet- ness increases as juice accumulates, neutralizing the sharp citric acid. fruit juice as other fruit of "CITRUS FRUITS Handied by SOMERS BROS,, Frankiin Souare _house in_spring-wagons, washed by machinery and Mrted\ for size, ‘boxes. .gu: glspegcfiou in each house stop every “doubtful’ ; 0 into the boxes. Inspectors and packers, too, wear Buy by the Box and Drink the Juice; Then the Doctor Will Stay Away Citrus fruit is good because of its juice; the pulp has no food value. To get the most benefit and enjoyment from it, cut the in two, squeeze out the juice and serve in glasses. Ripe Florida fruit contains from balf again as much to twice as much same size. You can prove this to your own satisfaction any time. « Buy oranges and grapefruit by the box. It is much cheaper and more sanitary. When you open a box, you know that no human hand has touched the fruit. Tree-ripened, it keeps perfectly, neither shriveling and becoming pithy like sweated fruit or decaying like carelessly packed ripe fruit. ' Box-buying is economical buying. 12 Leading grocers sell Florida Citrus Exchange oranges and tinue to handle them until the end of the season. If yours does not, find one who ,can give you the tree-ripened fruit, from the box bearing (in red) the brand below. , . Booklet of more than fifty ways to serve sent for 4 cents in stamps by Florida % Citrus Exchange, New England Office, 514 Whitney Building, Boston, Mass. , Your Grocer Will Supply You But Insist On This Brand £ ‘bruises. They clip (not s n is hauled to the packing- - ; pped in tissue paper and nailed or grapefruit—only the perfect can and no human hand touch‘e’: the fruit . it with the assurance that its pure. What Doctor Wiley and a Famous Beauty Said About Oranges ! “Eat oranges—eat them all the time, as many as you can fct They will save you many a doctor’s bill,’”” writes Dr, Harvey W. Wiley, famous pure food authority, . i ““I believe in the youth-protracting and beauty-making power of oranges,”” wrote Lina Cavalieri, the beautiful|singer, whose fame is world-wide. “‘If 1 could have orly one fruit—it would be the orange. I seldom eat a whole orange, but. drink the juice.”” apefruit, and will con- saved every life. Unknown Derelict Is Found car swallow last year was the towing of the un- | known derelict upon Cape Romain | shoals, off the North Carolina coast. | Sengers: She was a five-masted schooner which | To all it effort was made her mame has never, been learned. There were more than 1,000 inquiries made of the U. S. R. C. service by persons whose ships. had failed to come in—which is a grim hint at the possibilities of the Atlantic in the winter time. It also helps one to understand why. from Dec, 1 to March 31, the cufters are under “win- ter cruising orders.” They are at sea | all the time—blow high, blow low— except when they are forced to make port for coal or provisions. Always they scrape their part of the ocean af- how in the ding sou “It remin remarked a > lodging hou person. Ye Inspeciors One of the odd happenings of the| tators grasped as they heard: “One hundred and eighty had turned turtle, and although every | max was near. Flugshed with victory, the masterful young Packer signaled with his arm, and the Patsy Brine gang from the Soeht car and beat theéir way inside. Surely the car could not hold a'uulherI evervone was comfortable. | Suddenly a hush fell upon tke shock- ed amphitheatre. The men in charge of the experiment | could be was apparent that the cli- } the car, i | ved them up, and the spec- two pas- trying to look in at the win- Great eracks besan to | 4OWS, talking excidely, gesticulating 3 wildly. e ot e A AN et | (The faced n ‘the roval ox ‘turned nds came from the Interlor: | pale with apprehension. . ds wig Sestpnctie e ‘What had gone wrong? man from CHicASO0. The mun with the stepped forward and said: “Ladies and gentlemen, the experi- il cannot be finished. The fare se ward charged the streel|,qgjster has burst.—Newark News. megaphone t the Inspector was prepar- Only about one girl in a hundred ing to go through, as s the custom of | can hit what she aims at when she in crowed cars, to see if]throws herself at a man’s head. running to and fro about | Test of Aeroplane in War. | I kney om the shots Balkan campaign has valuable to the t the mere and perfor: irretrievable Ru: was engaged by rianople and ti Bulgarians called on Adrianople to surrende handbill “BL gach I saw men shooting tow: Tifles” Mo =ald 1 did fiot ! FOR FLETCHER'S s nad struek my apparatus | CASTORIA hear the st eameant ny presence of mind, but n the guns in 2t e and een struck proved | ? science of av several iles th unately, not the tor, aria to fly tc w down handbill which wnd in in the T repaired and used angu apparatus, bt considerable number of Children C ry s the sk ter every blow. "Many a seaman owes | =— his life to this. Sometimes the service makes one think of an elephant set to polishing pins. The latest job given it is to Investigate the fish weirs off the New Jersey coast, 1o discover whether they are an obstruction to navigation. “Maybe we're not as pretty as the navy,” -it the boasts of the men of the cutter service, “but, ges! when you want a job done call on us.” NOTABLE EXPERIMENT. Effort Made to Learn How Many a Street Car Will Hold. At last the hour of the great experi- ment arrived. The grandstands were packed. So was the street car that stood in the middle of the field. “The car now holds fifty passengers,” reported the announcer, through his megaphone. The spectators cheered, but only for a rfmomeént, for they knew that fifty passengers constituted only a begin- ning of what the trolley company could do when it put its mind to the task. From the clubhouse at the corner of the fleld a crowed of laborers rushed waving their coats and dinner pails. They swarmed aboard the car, and the man with the megaphone cried: “Ninety-five passengers!” Applause greeted his words, vet the noise made by the onlool s from Clinton Hill and Belleville was not en- thusiastic. Many a time had they known the register to record 100 fares. The Inspector in charge of the ex- periment now asked for volunteers, and a company of old ladies with market baslcets wemt farth into the arena. Slowly and painfully they mounted the waist-high step and crushed their way inside. The megaphone called: “One hundred and twenty-five pas- sengers.” Muffled screams could be heard from inside of the car, and the motorman could be seen fighting back the people who had been pushed out upon the front platform. - “Still more room,” shouted the con- ductor. Tweuty school teachers climbed aboard and passed throush the door. “Omne hundred and foriy-five.” The sides of the car were groaning under the terrible strain. So were the passeavoers. The inspector looked toward the roy- albox, where the head officials of the company sat. “Shall 1 stop?” were the words that his look expressed, but the trolley officials peinted their thumbs down- ’ ward. “Bring on the stout men's squad.” i the Inspector ordered, and fifteen beer 1 wagon drivers swaggered up and went | inte the car. “Making one hundred and sixty pas- the annunciator declared. :muit of cheering that greeied the successful loading of the old ladies and the school teachers hasd changed 1 to an outery of pity. The vast audi- ence turned to the royal box with out- streiched hands, imploring that the cruel exhibition be ended. But the royal box sat unmoved. A party of strong-arm police now stepped upon the platform and rushed the doot, flourishing blackjacks. i Twice they flung themseives into the rl car, only to be repelled. 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