Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, January 9, 1913, Page 3

That house of yours needs Insur- ance. Why not have me write a Policy? A day's deley may cost you thousands of dollars. ISAAC S: JONES, Insurance and Real ~Estate “gent. Richards Buliding, 91 Main St The Office of WM. F. HILL Real Estate : and Fire Insurance is loeated in Somers’ Block, over C. M. Willlams, Roor 9, third floor. Telephone 147 ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW AMOS A. BROWNING Attorney-at-Law, 3 Richards Blag. "Phone 700. Brown & Perkuns, iftwmoysai-lay Over First Nat Bank, Shecucket L Entrance stairway next to Thamwes National Bank Telephome 33-%. International Nickel Company 6% Preferred Stock. During last fisoal year sarnsd nearly seven times annual dividend require- ment. Followed by $38,000,000 commeon stook of a present market value approximat. ing $55,000,000. J. 8. ADAMS, Nerwich Representative DOMINICK & DOMINICK, Phone 1187-2. 10 Shetwokst St. ORANGES Grape Fruit, Tangerines, Fancy Table Apples, People’s Market 6 Franklin St. JUSTIN HOLDEN, Prop. New Year Gifts DOLLS, TOYS, BOOKS, GAMES, POST CARDS, BOOKLETS, COIN BOXES, | MASKS, WIGS, HORNS, FAVORS, ETC. MRS. EDWIN FAY BOTTLED BEER ALL KINDS Delivered to any part of the doity. Ovder Now. H. JACKEL & co. Tel. 136-8. A PIANO Out of Tune Isn’t Worth a Picayune. Of the Tuners, Take Your Pick, d. H. GEORGE Will Tune It Slick TELEPHONE. COAL AND LUMBER. Lumber A fairly complets assortment. Shin- gles, Doors, Eto, Mouldings and Meuse Trim included. Coal Our supply Is limited, but we have more In transit and erdered. CHAPPELL CO, Telephones COAL Fres Burning Kinds and Lehigh ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, Office—seor Market and Shetucke: ©- Telephone 163-1a. CALAMITE COAL “It burns up clean.” Well Seasonsd Wood C. H. HASKELL. 402 — Phones — 430 reri; THERD 1s no adv. ng resuli : | the estimated value of five per cent. of ithe net earnings of the club. |turn to California for e brief stay. Chicago, Jan. 8—The American | league brought out its heaviest bat- talions today and captured Frank L. Chance. The former Chicago National league team’s manager was signed to manage the New York club at a sal- ary and Interest which amounts fo $120,000 for the three years for which he signed—the largest amount ever paid a baseball player. Of this sum $75,000 is salary and the remainder Two days' negotiations between Chance and Frank H. Farrell, owner of the New York club, were brought to a climax this afternoon when the principals quiet!y visited the office of B. B. Johnson, president of the league. There they came to their agreement after less than an hour's conference and there the .announcement that Chance had signeq was made. “Gentlemen, let me introduce the new manager of the New York Amer- icans,” said Mr. Farrell ‘to the re- porters as he, Johnson and Manager Chance emerged from the conference. What part the league had in con- cluding ‘the negotiations was, of course, not given out. It was re- marked, however, that President Johneon had remained away from the meeting of the national commission at Cincinnati and that the announcement of the conclusion of the negotiations wes given out only after the head of the organization had been consulted. Rumor _therefore concluded that the Johnson circuit had decided the op- portunity to get Chance must not be overlooked and had resolved to back Farrell in any proposition he might make. Both Farrell and Manager Chance kept secret the actual details of their conferences. Chance candidly admit- ted that he had had a_change of heart since he arrived in Chicago and said he had been offered terms which no one in his right mind could refuse. Did Not Expect to Sign. “I honestly did met expect to sign.” he sald tonight. “When I arrived yesterday I had fully made up my mind that my Interests lay in the west and that I could not afford to leave them at least for a year. Mr. Farrell how- ever, offered inducements much bet- ter than I had dreamed of and even excluding my love for the game as factor, I could not decline them. “I am not at liberty to give out the terms, but I can say I am' to get the greatest sum anybody ever got for piloting a ball club and I am go- ing to come as near earning it as T can.” $40,000 a Year. The terms, learned from an sau- thoritative source, though not officially announced, include for Chance a con- tract to manage the club for three years at $25,000 a year and five per cent. of the club's net earnings for the three seasons. The latter, it is beifeved, will amount to $15,000 an- | nually, perhaps more. Chance will assume acttve manage- ment of the team February 11 when be will reach New York to attend the American league meeting. He will then arrange the details for the train- ing trip. The New York club will have its spring workouts in Bermuda, where Farrell has engaged a cricket fleld for the diamond practice, Plans for “Chanoe day” in Chicage already are under way. The New York feam will make its first visit to Com- isksy park in May, American league leaders, including Pregident Johnsan, C, A. Comiskey of the Chicago club and others, openly rejoiced at the aequisition of the for- mer Cub star. Farrell will leave for New York to- merrow, Chance expects to remain hers untfl Saturday, when he will re- MoGill Arranges Tour. Montreal, Jan. $.—The McGill uni- | Former Club Manager Signs Three Year Contract to Pilot New York Americans—$40,000 a Year, Highest Salary Ever Paid a Baseball Manager—Johnson League Magnates Pleased With New York’s Acquisition. versity swimmifg club has completed arrangements for the annual trip on which it will compete with several of the large universities of the United States. The club will leave Montreal January 24 and will swim against Pennsylvania January 25 and Yale January 27 and the Brookline Swim- ming club probably on January 28. BOSTON MOTOR BOAT SHOW. Many Entries for Exhibition First Week of February. Each year shows an added interest, not only on the part of the enthus- iast, but the general public as well, in thd annual Motor Boat and Engine show in Boston. Aside from the res- ular attractions which have always mads the motor boat show in this city of more than ordinary interest, Man- ager Chester I Campbell, this year promises to present a number of nov- elties and unique exhibits which are bound to prove of absorbing interest to all interested in motor boats and power boating. The show which will be held in Me- chanics building, February 1st to 8th, inclusive, will easily surpass in mag- nitude all its predecessors, for already thero s hardly an inch of space left in the large halls which has not been elther assigned or spoken for by lead- ing manufacturers of motor boats, en- 8ines and accessories. As a boat show it wili eclipse anything ever held in this country, while there will be the usual varied display of marine en- gines. There will be a great showing of new designs both in speed launches, day cruisers and shippy little seagoing vessels. The motor boat show pre- sents a splendid opportunity for those who are contemplating efther the pur- chase of a motor boat or the enjoy- ment of a season afloat, for at the show they have an opportunity of seeing and comparing designs and construction of the craft exhibited. The general public will ind something of interest on every hand and the ac- cessory exhibit will be of more than ordinary interest for many new de~ vices, such as lighting plants, stor- age batteries, ignition eystems, ofling devices, and a thousand and one ap- purtenances, which go to make for pleasure in life afloat and ashore, will be on view. A’ Notable Baseball Season. For notable achievements on the dia- mond, the championship baseball sea- son of 1012, now passed into history, stands out as the greatest during the 47 years since the first major league Was organized. Often in the past many records have been set up in a single year, but never has there been the con- tinuous serles of surprises and remark- abl ehappenings. In practically every department of the game players have reached marks never before attained. The serfes of noteworthy performances may be sald to have startedon the ‘opening day of the season, April 11, for it wes on that date that Rube Mar- quard began his great winning streak, It ended only in the final wesk of the campaign, when the Boston Red Sox, new champions of the American league, established a new resord for number of games wonlin the Johnsen organization, Yals Trime Columbla. New York, Jan. 8—Yale defeated Columbla at ice hockey 6 to 0 temight in the first college gams of the sea- #on here. The game was marked by excellent individual and team work, Coxe, Yale's center, caked the puck four times, The y was fast and free from roughness. Schneider a Boxer, 4 Charles Schnelder, a young piteher Who has been secured from the Leuls- ville club by Manager Dooin of the FINANGIAL AND COMMERCIAL METAL STOCKS DOWN. Largest Amount of Copper on Mand Since November 1911. New York, Jan. 8.—Copper shares | ‘Wwere depressed today by the unexpect- | edly large increase in the stock of the | metal on hand which was disclosed in the producers’ statement for December. Steel also showed a sagging tendency, at one time selling off & polnt. Aside from the metal stocks, the movement among the favorite speculative medi- nums was urusually narrow, with a heavy undertone toward the close. Holders of stocks showed little desire to sell at present prices, and bear trad- ers were equally reluctant to under- take new ventures. Kasy money con- ditions and the cheerful tenor of for- eign advices, which have been cited as recent sources of strength, were ignor- | ed today and the market was dull. With the decline of activity in the leaders there was a diversion of specu- | lative interest to less prominent stocks, a number of which, including petrole- um and rubber shares, defeloped | strength. Beet Sugar sold three points above its low price of yesterday, and | Western Maryland issues, having dls- counted the passing of the preferred| dividend, advanced sharply. | The {ncrease of more than 19,000,000 | pounds in copper stocks was larger | than had been forecasted, and the| amount of the meta] no on hand is| the largest since November, 1911. Small sales have been reported recently be- low the price of 173-4 cents, which | has been quoted for some time. There was a further break In the foreizn market. 1 Following yesterday’s engagement of $1,000,000 gold for export, announce- | ment ‘'was made today of the engage- ment of a similar amount. Although | the rise in foreign exchange rates has been pronounced, quotations are still | below what is regarded as the export | point, and shipment of gold abroad un- der these conditions is looked upon as | in the nature of a special transaction. The bond market was irregular. To- tal] sales, par value, $2,735,000. Fnited States bonds were unchanged on call. 'STocks. i, 20000 Amal. Copper ... Am. Agricultural . 5400 Am. Beet Suger. 500 Am. Cen . 2700 Am. Tobaco . 100 Anaconda Mining Ce... 2100 Bethlehem Stoel ... . .1 3600 Brooklyn Rapid Transit .. 2200 Canadien Pacific . o s 493 40y aae Sl ==t R i fon 1acean € 10hs mEs b 2 — 2635 - North American Northern Pacific Pucific Mail . Pennsylvania . People’s Gas Pittsburg C. Puliman Palace Car. Reading Republic Do. pra Rock Isiand Go. Do. pfd 3 St L. & 5 ¥ 3d pfd Seaboard Alr Tive... S Souitiern Railwas ot 4 Teineasce Covper Toca & Patite Union Pacitc Do. Dl 1. United " Staies R, Tnited Statos Rubpes, United States Ste | 19100 600 4400 4300 1200 Westem Unton .. 200 Westinghouse Hlectric Westorn Marvland Wheling & L. Erle. ... Total sales. 210.500 shares. COTTON. New York, Jan. 8—Cotton futures closed steady. January 12.80, February 12.43, March 12.48, April 1549, May 1250, June 12.45,'July 12.45. ‘August .32, Beptember 11.78, Octs December 11.67. b Epot closed quiet; middling upland: 13.10, middling gulf 13.35; sajes, none MONEY. New York, Jan. 8.—Money easy, 23-4@3 per cent., on call ruling rate 2 8-4, last loan 3, closing bid 2 7- - fered at 3. e i e Time loans weak; sixty d: L lays 4 per 41-2 ninety days 41-4, six months | one of up pugilism for der is powerfully | handea pitcher, and adelphias with _ sti -~ recommenda- tions from the Lo le club and the Quaker scouts. E 1913 FOOTBALL PROSPECTS. Brown Loses All But Thres Regulars by Graduation—Princeton’s Outlook Bright. < ‘With the 1912 football season over, the prospects for next years gridiron teams occuples the attention of meny of the college faotballe enthustasts. At some of the colleges the prospects are very bright, while at others there is but a dim outlook at present. Of the larger. colleges, Brown will probably suffer_the most through graduation. The Rhode Island college will lose elght of its players who took part in the Thanksglving-day battle with the Carlisle Indians. This means that all but three positions will have to be filled by practically new material ,so that a hard proposition is on the hands of the coach. Princeton ,on the oth- er hand, retains an excellent squad and with “Hoble” Baker as leader for the team, the Tigers are looking forward to ~another successful season. The Carlisle Indian school loses but few players but among the number expect- ed to go is the renowned “Jim’” Thorpe. “All-Eastern”_halfback for the past twe years. Dartmouth suffers the loss of five of its first-string men, but retains a _good share of its best ma- terial. Wesleyan has a big_bunch of left-overs ,while Willlams and Amherst should fare well next season with the material at hand. A New Team at Brown. The past season of the Brown uni- vrsity team could hardly be called successful. , In the final game of the season, that with the Indians, the Bru- nonians failed to show any more form than was the case at the beginning of the season; in fact, the worst defeat of the year was suffered at the hands of the redskins, the score being 32 to 0. D. B. Henry, who has filled in at halfback, was chosen as captain to lead the 1913 eleven ,being elected by a. good margin over Bean and Bartlett, both of whom were only mediocre in their work the past year. Bartlett, Bean and Captain Henry are the only three first-string men to remain for next fall. Capt. Ashbaugh and Lang- don, the ends, receive their sheep- skins in June, while Kulp and Kratz, guard and tackle, respectively, will al- 50 be lost. Crother, the brililant lit- tle quarterback, Murphy the left tackle, and Metcalf ,a subhalfback, are among those included in the senior class. The result will be that the coaches will have to build practically a new line for 1913. Princeton’s Prospects Good. Princton’s 1913 outlook is about as good as any at this stage of the game. Of the men who took a part in_either the Harvard or Yale contest, Captain Pendleton, Andrews, _Bluethenthal, Dunlap, Logan, Penfleld and Wight, will be lost by graduation. DeWitt, the orack fullback, is ineligible because of the three-year-rule, but there re- mains some doubt as to this. Captain Pendleton, Bluethenthal and Logan will be the most keenly missed from the team. The work of these men has Dbeen a big factor in the orange and black’s success during 1912, and with these three missing from the squad, a proposition will be on the hands of the coaches, which at present looks pretty bis. ° Blusthenthal leaves tho iggest gap. The substitutes have in no way shown as good pivotal ability es he, These to return next. season are Bhenk, Phillips, B. Trenkman, ¥. Trenkman, 8, Smart, Streit, Ballin, H. Baker S, Baker, H. C, Wailer and G. K. Waller. The backfield looks at pres- ent as theugh it would be as strong as this year's quartet. S, Baker, who proved & semsation at quarter will probably be shifted to one of the halves, s “Mike” Boland, a former Lefeyette player, will undoubtedly di- Teat the team, Belpnd’s servioes are censidered valuable to the Princeten autherities, H, Baker will be found at one of the halves, while the fullback position will probably be looked aft- er by F. Trenkman. Dartmouth Loses Five. Dartmouth will have five of _this year's regulars missing in 1913. Barends, who started out at fullback Guring his early career in the college, and who ended up at a position on the end of the line, Capt. Bennet, the guard who played on and off during 1912 be- cause of injury, Gibson, another guard, Morey, one of the halfbacks, and Whit- more, who played at center during the latter part of the season ,are the more important men to be lost, while Ash- | ton, a subend, will also receive the coverted diploma. Englehorn, tackle on Walter Camp’s “All-America” team, was chosen captain for 1913 but has resigned as he is ineligible. Among the leftovers are Ghee, quarterback, Hog- | sett, back, Louden and Rafferty, ends, Beer and Snow, backs and Whitney at | end. There are several other substi- tutes who are expected to prove of | value to Coach Cavanaugh during the coming season. Crack Indian Team. The past season has proved one of | the best in the history of the Carlisle Indlan school. The team was compar- atively light, as compared with the other teams which it has faced this year. Coach Warner at the start of the season was not very enthusiastic over the outlook for the season, but the team worked into surprisingly good form and was a tribute to the school. Coach Warner expressed himself as being surprised to a great extent | a 15 year old pacer. | newcomers are direct descendants of at the ability which his proteges had e squad ineligible 1918, as he-has played four years the team. Cap Thorpe, the great- est athlete in the country will probably not return to the school, while there are others who may branch out in the world. Garlow, _though, -i8 _the only player who would not be eligible for a Dosition on the team. WRONG PLAYERS OFTEN SUFFER Good Stories Relating Comical In- 3 stances of the Diamond. Some good stories were swapped in the corridors of the Warldorf recently while the National league meeting was in session, says an exchange. In dis- cussing National league umpires, some one said Blily Klem was easily the best umpire on Lyneh's staff. “Billy is all right,” rejoined another man, ‘but he would get along just as well if he did not always carry a chip on his shoul- der.” “That reminds me of what I think is the funniest incident I ever saw on the ball field,” said Jim Gaff- ney, owner of the Braves. “It hap- pened in Chicago last season, while the Braves were playing the Cubs, and Umpire Klem took a prominent part in the affair. No one paid much attention to coaching on our team, and toward the ‘end of the season anybody would do the coaching. On this day Buster Brown noticed there was nobedy in the third base coacher's box, so he ambled out there. Buster, however, had no idea of going out there to coach. He merely took the jaunt so that some- body would be in the box. His thoughts were_a million miles away, while he was busy cleaning his fingernails with a toothpick. “Kling was at bat, and some of his friends were seated in a box behind third base. They looked like drum- mers and rooted hard for Johnny all through the game. One of them had a foghorn voice and was a rather noisy customer, XKlem called a strike on Kling_which the foghorned man did not like, and he bellowed, ‘What's that? Klem made frantic signs for Brown to get off the fleld, but Buster was 50 Interested In his fingernalls he never noticed Klem. ‘Get off the fleld, Mr. Brown,' yelled Klem, getting mad. Brown looked at him stupefled, and with his mouth wide open, stammered, ‘Who, me? What for? What did 1 Bt “‘Never mind what for, said Klem, ‘get off” Brown mnever stopped work- ing away at his nails, and took a seat on’ the bench, where he continued his | manicuring. Klem immediately spled | him, and rushed over and bellowed, Mr, Brown, I told you to ~et off the field” Buster looked at Klem to get nim right, and then started to parade oft the field, still working diligently away with his toothpick. To this day Euster does not know how he came to get_that half holiday.” Billy Murray, the Pittsburg sleuth, was one of the men who enjoyed Gaff- ney’s story. “I suffered the same way one time,” sald Billy, “and I will never forget it as long as I live. I always prided myself on being a well be- haved man on the fleld, and only once in all my career was I ordered off the diamond. Umpire Rigler did it to me when he was a new man in the league. It happened on a Saturday in Phila- delphia, when I was managing the Quakers. We were playing a double header and had one of the biggest crowds that ever was fammed in a Philadelphia_ball parik. “Early in the first game Kid Gleason, who was always in trouble witn the umpires, was bounced. Shortly after- ward one of the substitute players sit- ting on the bench was ordered to fol- low Gleason. He had been beefing constderably, though I mever approved of such tactics. What was my sur- prise when Rigler gaid to me “and you Dbeat 1t with him.’ T told Rigler I had never been put off a ball field in my life, that I had dome nothing, but he insfsted that I remove myself from the Iandscape. I never felt so cheap in all my life to have to leave the park before those people. 1 was made to look ridiculous, and I were a groueh for weeks, And the big joke of the mat- ter was that I was perfectly innocent. I did not sey a werd nor malke any action that justified Rigler in ordering me off the field. My incident shows bew arbitrary some umpires can be.” HORSE NOTES. Atlantic Express, 2.081-4, is to be raced again the coming season. Tommy Murphy has 50 horses in t;uhnng quartrs at Poughkeepsie, N.| The grand total of 1912 performers w;th new records of 2.10 or better is 193. It 1s satd that the mile fn 2.111-7 paced the past season by Boliver, | 2.00 3-4, in a race, is world’s record for A. S. Rodney, who trained and drove Baden, 2.251-4, the champion money- Winning trotter of 1912, will winter a. select stable of horses at Guttenburg, N. T, and as soon as the weather will permit in the spring will take his horses to Poughkeepsie to give them their final preparation for next season’s campaisn. Of the B3 trotters that entered the 2.10 st in 1912, 32 trace back in the | direct male line to George Wilkes, 2.22, | and 27 are inbred to him. Ten of the Electioneer and six are inbred to him. | Sixteen of the fast ones represent the | ‘Wilkes-Electioneer cross. All but four are representatives of the Hambleton- ian family. )\ Not since 1892, when the advent of the pneumatic sulky revolutionized the records of trotting, have so many l--i portant performances occurred in one season os’'in 1912. The year just end- about it! act of charity to help a man out,for the poor féllow hasn’t any idea what to get his girl for a present and maybe is too bashful to ask, isn't too proud to come to his assist- ance. gins in a worried voice. price mark $15 shirt walst pins—they’re neat.’ eyes. “Well, ‘Why, they sell 'em at the counter right next mine for forty! for a mesh bag!’ | old worn leather one. n’t have been her fault if poor Mr. giggins had managed to gather in the ea. [ in; —TI'm just telling you his foolishness to illustrate the story—and I, said per- | haps he thought so, and how I wished | I could set it off with a bracelet I had seen in a window—a curly-cue gold | one, i of course, | anything as beautiful as that. ~ EXCLUSIVE AGENTS FOR Universal Rubber Roofing We have arnadth-mofing for a number of years. 'fhuéwhohnveonceundfl:isroofingwhmuflhgm ask for the Universal. Note price. The lowest we have ever sold it for. 1-ply, 108 square feet, per roll, $1.50. 2-ply, 108 square feet, per roll, $1.85. COMPETTOR ROOFING* 1-ply, 108 square feet, per roll, $1.25. 2-ply, 108 square feet, per roll, $1.50. Above have nails and cement in each roll SPECIAL Kelly Axes, unhung, 75¢c. Keen Kutter, warranted, $1.00. The Household Bulletin Building 74 Franklin Street ed was made remarkable by Uhlan'e wonderful feat of beating under nor- mal conditions the best time ever made by any other trotter with the ald of a windshield, by his mile hooled to pole with Lewls Forrest, and by Airedsle’s mile in 2.153-4 at one year old. These are three of the great- est performances in ths history of the | trotting horse,and scarcely less notable is the feat of Manrico the 8 year old colt that won the Kentucky futurity, trotting the sixth heat in 2.07 1-4. The pacers, too, shattered many important Tecords, notably thos for 4 year olds and for double teams. 3 in 2.031-4 What Other Girls Do The young woman at the lace rem- nant counter patted her hair down a little sleeker and yawned. what, Flossle,” she girl who wrapped packages, “it’s some- thing flerce the way some of these girls work their gentleman friends at Christmas time! “I tell you remarked to the It makes me blush em, it does! Y'ought-a hear Tessie Cagan talk She says she thinks it's an and for her part she “I was with the crowd one night last year when she assisted Mr. Diggins. He is a car conductor, and a nice man, and we all street when Tessie gave a shriek and dragged him to a window full of dew- dahs. were walking down the “‘Now, ain't that there the sweetest mesh bag vou ever say? she gurgled, making us all stop and lcok. saw such a pretty ‘I never one—" suggested Mr. Dig- ‘Aln’t that I like those sets of “'Kind-a steep, “Tessie looked at him with the big ‘Fifteen dollars!” she repeated. that's cheap for a mesh bagl That's nothing “I notice she got the bag for Christ- mas, and Ill bet Mr. Diggins ate oft the funch counter for a month to make up for it. the summer for the floorwalker she met on-.her vacation. something raw about such work. Of course, harm to have happened to say that every lady some time when they are going out together, and she could show up her Then Tessie shook him in I think there's have it wouldn’t done any should have a mesh bag Then it would- “It ain’t ladylike for a girl to sug- gest to a man that he should on no account buy her a certain thing, but if he wantéd to do it she could’t stop | him, could she? ,Like Harry last year. He was say- g what a pretty arm and walst I had with blue stones to it. But, I said, I never expected to own “On Christmas what did he do_but send me that identical bracelet? I don't see how anybody could say I hinted, for it was just a chance remark, and had nothing at all to do with him. | couldn’t help it if he remembered my | smallest word, could I? Well, I should say not! b ¢ “Now, what hope is_there for a man {when a girl drags him to a window and has a fit over the most expensive thing In it? prise her with it Christmas morning— | and, believe me, she always is so-0-o He feels he's got to sur- | surprised! She never expected any thing like that George, and how sweet of you— “No’m, these here are 6 cents a yard. It will belp yeuw, if you arugs. CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET. Low. Close. oy .y 89 8o% ss% sy 49% a9% 50% 5o 1% 515 . 8% a3y B 5% ) 3% SATALLARTRRVY RAIRIRUIRRAS SRARRRRRALIUIAS Woman’s Relief De Krugers Viura-O-Gm Compound, the woman's remedw, Ses bdeon know fer years as “Woman's Relfer™ #t has positively prevem ite great velue in the treatment of stnoe ato & eufferer from eay of the fMs pecullar te women, which can be reached by medicine 3t has helped thousands of other sick women, ss grateful stters from them oleariy Gescribe. 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She said right out the other day that she intended to have Edgar give hera five pound box of candy this Christ- mas, and if Arthur didn’t come along with some sixteen button gloves shs would have to put rollers under him. “She sald it would be quite easy— all she had to do was to mention that to a girl as generous as she was two pounds of candy didn't last ten minutes with all her friends dropping in, and, snyhow, a two pound box certainly looks stingy—and murmur in Arthur's hearing that she didn’t ses any use In her getting a party dress when gloves cost so much. “Did you ever! Figuring it out that way llke a regular business deal! I don’t see how the men stand for it! I'd aie before I'd do such & thing! “I s’pose if she was me she'd up and tell Harry in plain language that she can’t see anything else for Christmas except that necklace they've got up- stairs marked _eighteen-fifty. The stones just match my bracelet, and it's a shame to let it go. “And 1t’s funny, the last time Har. ry called for me at the store we walk- ed by that counter and I stopped te speak to Gertie and she happened fto Dbe standing risht back of where the necklace was in the case. My arm was on the counter and before I thought I said to Gertls, ‘Did you ever in your life see anything that was such a wonderful match as thet necklace and my bracelet? They just seem made for each other!” T declare, 1 forget all sbout Harry being thers, and if he happens to re- member about the neoklace I can't tell him not to, can 17 I hate to have peo- ple spend money on me, but I dom't see what I can do about it if they do, do you?” “My! I should say not!” agreed the girl who was wrapping bundies— Chicago News. Equaitty. “It's & good thing you'rs so much sigger then I am. I would have giv you a good ome for daring to say iat ome canot estsbiih sbsotute =quality among mes."—Pele Mele. Uos of the Mome. 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