Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 13, 1912, Page 12

FULL ASSOCIwTED FAIR TODAY; FAIR PRESS DESPATCHEN . WARMER TOMORROW. WWHE S VERTISEMENTS MASS flF [BZEMA under the hesding of “WANTED, FOR SALE or T0 RENT,” THE WIFE T\) HER HUSBAND. Linger not long.—‘ Home is not neme Grew Worse Until Hands and Feet ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF Swollen and Running Sores, Skin i A § 5c per line, six words to the line without thee; Its dearest tokems do but make me ' " Would Drop Off in Scales. “‘Prac- | tically a Shut-in.”” Cuticura Soap ‘osts tuv fomd hemrt that sighs to | have thee here? ‘What Is Going On Tonight. Meving Plctures and Illustrated Songs at the Theaten Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at D adovisie an au e and Phol s Theatas oplays at Davis Common Council Hearings. | Japanese Pl‘u‘c bAa: Alpha Gamma | i a at Y. M G. A R, meets at Buckingham Memorial. l‘iiorwich Stationary Es;uéinnm' Asso~ clat No, 6, meets in Bill Block. , Virginia Dare Council, No, 25, D. of L., meets at No. (5 Unlon_Street. Lodge Oscar, No. 30, V. of A, theets in Foresters’ Hall. Gardner Lodge, No. 46, K. of P, Oh, let its memoryy like a chain about thee, Gently compel iwnd hasten thy re- turn! K Linger not long. Though crowds should woo fimy staying, Bethink thee, the mirth of friands, thout-h dear, Compensate for the grief thy long de- layi caim and Ointment Entirely. Cured. meets in Pythian Hall ANNOUNCEMENTS In Wing yvour Christmas gifts don't forget to step into the Shetucket Har- ness Co’s store. They have at pr ent 'the finest stock of trunks, ad ‘bags, suit cases in this city and in ad- dition to this an elegant and com- | plete assortment of leather . goods in purses, ladies’ hand bags, novelties, ete, - First class goods, all of agd anyone suitable for a gift. adv. See BREED THEATRE. Stroke Oar, the Exciting Boat Race Feature for Today. The For today the Breed has secured the delightful college picture entitled The Stroke Oar, which tells of Bud Hagen, a young sophiomore, who is stroke and captain of the varsity eight. He gets into a mischievous escapade with some other companions, and'the dean to punish him forbids him to roy in the race. The boys put up a job to kid- nap the dean while he is ouf strolling on the campus, and they lock him up in a cabin, and Bud takes his place in the race. The dean escapes by way of a chimney and rushes to the race, with a fleld glass he recognizes Bad in the shell which is winning. He becomes 30 enthusiastic that he capers like a schoolboy and on landing the | young" scapegrace is duly forgiven. The Biograph comedy, of the kind that keeps everyone laughing, is to be seen today, in two stories, entitled respectively After the Honeymoon and An Absent-Minded Burglar. dramatic note on the bill the magnificent Edison stor struck in entitled, The Third Thanksgiving, with its ap- | pealing’ story of the marriage of a country boy to a motion picture act- ress. On next Wednesday and for the ance of the week, Manager Mc. will showthe first of the Breed's Own Local Motion Picture Releases, which will be the Norwich Fire Department, taken in actual service. Don't for- get the day and date, oth will fol- low after due announcement. FORESTERS’' BAZAAR. Members of the Order Will Parade Before Opening in the Hall Tonight. For a brief time {onight the streets will be filied with marching mem- bers of the three Norwich courts of the Foresters of America on their w to open their big ¥ ar in !llll. The parade ill be formed at 7.45 o’clock at Foresters’ hall with Carl Hero as marshal, red fire illuminating the scene and Tubbs full military band | playing the quicksteps feet of the march move over the line of march, which will be from Foresters’ halfl along Main street to Preston bridge. countermarca along Mam street to Washington square and from there into Water street to tne hall Dr. J. J. Donohue has been selected to open the fair and the entertainment will include Billy Zieg the wizard of the baton In his original act, and the St. Jos club 1m selos and choruse ETTERS TO THE EDITOR. Who Knows a Remedy? to keep. the Mr, Edltor: T have a cow v a caked bdag, also a h bene. Can any of your farme scribers-inform me how rich has h ri Howitay re them SUBSCRIBER. Eagleville, Dec. 10, “f‘l\:_'. Some School Questions. Mr. Edljor: 1 ent who sends Union hall would take tix to that school. We were told when the school opened. there that the build had been put in good condition for same. -1 visited the school the day be- fore Thanksgiving, and aithough day was mnot cold for Nove not too warm in my co dren’s hands were too write in comfort. The big stoves were undecided burning faintly and taking a and neither stove would have burned my hand. Tt was in the morning, so there could have been no fire properly made that day, for there was not any | coals amd. the teacher was unable to make it burn. What, will they do a cold day? A few vears ago the doors in the schools’ in Moosup were changed to open out, to answer the law in regard to the doors of public buildings, but the door in the hall slides like that of a barn, and recently it got caught so that a child had to climb from a win- dow and down the rickety piazza roof after the janitor, who took his time in coming. , In the meantime the com- bined strength of teacher and children had opened the door for a small space and they were “called down” for send- ing: for him when not needed, also for breaking the door. *> There are at least three families un- der that sehool, and what if' the build- ing’ should take fire and the door stick? The law compels us to send our children to school, and does it not compe] the town to furnish a safe place? . Then the long outside stairs. They swayed: when I went up them, and T don’t weigh 200, and if I am not mis- taken they are the same ones that were voted unsafe for memorial exe- erciges to be held in the hall some years ago, but those children and the wish that every par- in the two teacher have carried . wood up them' this winter. Some of the children were - delighted- 4o “help the. janitor” for 10 Jents, and they were heartbroken when .they did not get it. Now the town pays a janitor and the children wash the blackboards, dust, help with the fires, bring a part of the wood and coal and water, and fill the ink wells, and if His salary is not enough to pay for willing service, make it more and sayve the teacher's nerves and the chil- . drgn's strength. 1ere {8 a great deal said about our new ‘school bullding, but there are five rooms that do not enjoy. its modern « comforts, and the academy was about ag thoroughly repaired as the hall, Now, if there should be a fire in one of, thoge bulldings and lives should he lost,” who would be responsible? “I did rot. knew" would be ne exeuse, for ge in charge do knew, or it is thelr ness to. < "winter T visited the prineipal's i /iy the academy, and the roem ¥Rt too’ warm, but some of the had to- move because of the heat from the big stove, and s8e how the pupils could “sit bind it with the pipes ever and study their lessons. 1 they can reciiz at all, o be ealled a busyb: and t I have en ‘think it is time them | The real | Ity | Olympic in time as they | spinning | 1 Sodality lyrie ild to the school in | ¢ visit | the | between | vacation | PBrownville, N. Y.-—"Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured me of & stubborn case of eczema which followed & severe case of scarlet fever. 'My body and face was a mass of sores so that I was practically a shut-in. It grew worse until my hands and feet were swollen and running sores.’ 1 tried many remedies. One kind which I used fairly | burned my skin up so that it would drop off in scales | s if it was scalded. But thanks to good | | advice I then used Cuticura Soap and Ointment. In a short time I was entirely cured. Now my skin is clear as ever and I have had:no return of the disease. I hope this letter will help the suffering ones who are fighting eczema.” (Signed) Miss Edna Bidwell, Jan. 10, 1912. T0 REMOVE DANDRUFF Prevent dr®, thin and falling hair, allay ftching and irritation, and promote the growth and beauty of the hair, frequent shampoos with Cuticura Soap, assisted by | occasional dressings with Cuticura Oint- | ment, afford a most effective and economical | treatment. Sold by druggists and dealers | everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. S8kin Book. Address post~ card “Cuticura, Dept. T, Boston.” | &ar-Tender-faced men should use Cuticura Boap Shaving Stick, 25¢. Sample free. 3 R = v - MONEY LOANED WANTED. honest, willing to work and temperate. Address Winiie! J. Andrews, Willi- mantic. Tel. 17-6. declad | WANTED — A farmhand; must be FOR SALE. TO RENT. sale of continued Mrs. I FOR SALE—The private household goods will be ough Friday and Saturday. in, 27 Connell St. decl3d WANTED-—Neat, capgble girl for general housework; references re- quired; good wages. Apply to Ricketson, Taftville, decll'd__ F. B.| 27 ALE—llay mare seven years old, good worker and driver, sound; new milch cow; 30-acre timber loi. A. H. Pellett, Canterbury, Conn. decl3d TO RENT—Five-room tenement on second floor, with bath, for small fam- ily, at 30 Clff St in- fine condition Apply to C. F. Whitney, Bulletin Office. deci3d TO RENT—Rooms with or without board. 2 MIDDLE Al D WOMAN desires po- sition as companion for el iy lady or for widowe V' Address Mrs, | £t, Norwica, Conn. ., 1Boston, Ma Wages, room, board, railroad ticke rnished by “61 co-opcrative propositions.” Get particulars. dec7d TYPEWRITERS wanted to good work guarantged. Phone 8." Manchester, 35 Franklin St. Raw furs, at H. A. Heeb- 30 Water St, every Thursday. A, C. Bennett. novdd WANTED—All kipds of raw furs. 1 will meet at Joseph Connor & Sons’ every Saturday. A, E. Woodworth. novyd WANTED — Railway mail eommence $75 mo. ; thousands of pointments comin, pull unnece: Norwich examinations seon. Candidutes coached fre: 35W., Roch WANTED—Plans iunicg don‘,fi“ Prospect #i.. City. 3y WANTED—Live poultry. lard. Tel. 646-6. WANTED A Sewer and Two Burlers. repair; 703. novsd A. G Gor- Tel. 682-2. ter, N, augdld on Diamonds, Watches, Jewe.. and Securitiss of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old esixblisaed firm to deal with. (Establisneq 18732.) COLLATERAL LOAN Co. M Streer. Upe frs. BTN 147 SPECIAL SALE | Hustler 25¢ Playing Cards 17c —at— THE NOVELTY SHOP | ‘ ‘ ‘ 1 | { C. L. HILL, 56 Franklin St \ | Electric Light Treatment for Rheu- | matism. | JAMES DAWSON, Room 26, Central Building Lady in_allendancc‘ | Tel. 524. The First National Bank. Norwich, Conn., Dec. 10, 1912, The Annual Meecting of the ouarehold- ers of this Bank will be held at their Banking House on Monday, Jan. 13th, 1913, at 11 o'clock a. m., for the elec- tion of Directors, and to do any other business proper to be done at said meeting. C. L. HOPKINS, Cashier, dec11-12-13jan10-11-123 LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE State of Connecticut. ral Assembly. Jz ary Session, A. D. 1913. To the Hon bie Senate and House of Representatives in General Assem- v Convened: i of Willlam B. Walker, Browning and Charles W. i¢ a charter. granting them all, construct and operate - light and power company in of Montville, Waterford and | i New London County. undersigned respectfully pray | » Honorable Body to grant and is- ! and those who may hereafter sociated with them a charter nder the name of The Kitemaug Elee- tric Light and Power Companv. autnor- ing and empowering them and their ociates to install, construct and op- he zes, sald company to be lo- cated in the town of Montville, in New London County, with the right, power ileges of generating, conveying osing electricity for the pur- poses of light, heat and power in said ln[ Montville, Waterford and ard. in duty bound your Petitioners ever Dated at Norwich, this 12th day of December, A, D. 1912, WILLIAM B. WALKER, FRANK W. BROWNING, CHARLES W. COMSTOCK. C. W. COMSTOCK, their attorney. The petition of William B. Walker. Frank W. Browning and Charles W. Comstock, to the next session of the General Assembly of this State, for a charter anting them power to in- stall, c ruct and operate an electric light and power companv in New Lon- don County, in said State, was present- ed to the undersigned and it is found that the adverse parties consist of more than twenty (20) individuals, and it is therefore Ordered, That public notice of the pendency of said petition: shall | be given by pubnshing a copy of . the same, and of this order, once in The Norwich =~ Morning - Bulletin, - a- paper ving a circulation in said New Lon- | { don_County, and published. therein, on or before the 18th dav of December, A. D. 1912, and all individuals -and persons interested in-the subject mat- | ter of sald petition are hereby notified and cited to appear before the next sion of the General Assembly on the d day of the session thereof, h session shall.commence at Hart- ford, in the County of Hurtford, for the State of Connecticut, on the Wednes- following the first Monday of Jan- uary, A. D. 1913, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, te show cause, If any they have, why the prayer of the foregoing petition should not be granted, Dated at Nerwieh; Conn. this 12th day of December, A, D. 1912, MILTON A, SHUMWAY, A Judge of the Buperior Ceurt, dec13d By AT A COURT PROBATE HOLDEE! at Canterbury, thin and for the 'Dis triet of Cunurbur?'. on the 11th day of December, A, D, 1912, Present—A, HALE BENNETT, Judge. On motion of Thomas L. Colburn, Executor on' the testate estate of Les- ter Colburn, late of Canterbury, within said District deceased, this Court doth decree that six months be allowed and limited for the crediters of said estate to exhibit their claims cainst - the same to the Executer, aad directs that public notice be given of this order by advertising in a newspaper having a circulation in said District, and by posting a cepy thereof on the pubiic signpost ia said Towa of Canterbury, nearest the nlace where the deceas last dwelt. Certifled from Reeord. A, HALE BENN!_?{!, Judge: - . NOTIEE.—ExhMit claims within the time limited in the above and foegoing notice to % A R 48 B The Yantic Woolen Company, YANTIC, CONN. Wanted Small Business or Furnished Room Business. Will pay cash. Address Box 123, Bulletin. WANTED WOOD CHOPPERS. Work for all winter. Inquire at 58 Thames Street. Phone 402. Help Wanted Cooks, Farm Hands, Day Workers, General Housework Girls, one Laun- dress and one Scrubwoman, FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bldg. 'WANTED Cooks, Waitresses, General House Girls and Housekeeper (middle aged. J. 9- LUCAS, Room 32 Central Building CASH FOR YOUR FARM Several good farms wanied at once for cash. Must good bargalns. Fruit farms.and farms with lake front- age preferred. Send particulars to TRYON’S AGENCY, apr27d. Willimantic, Comn. LOST AND FOUND. LOST—In the town of Bozrah, two yearling heifers, one black and white, one red and white. Finder please tele- phone 1060-12. 3 dec12d LOST—In the town of Bozrah. two vearling heifers, one black and white, one red and white. phone 1062-12, decIMWEF PLUMBING AND STEAM FITTING. Sanitaty lumbin; dachd | Frankiin Iastitute, Depl, : i mule, twenty (20) six wee, | Conn. | f @. A. Bui- | Norwic Finder please tele- | A peep into an up-to-date bathroom | 18 only less refreshing than the bath itself. During the summer yuu will the more look to the bath for bodily i i comfort. 1 will show ypu samples and I plans of the porceigin .and other tubs and give you estimates for the work of putting them in in the best manner | A hice seven room cottage with mod- from a sanitary standpeint—and guar- antee the entire job. - 1.F. TOMPKINS, 67 West Main Stree: 5. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet Metal Worker Agent for Richaydses add Boynivi Furnecen. 15 West Main S'regl. Nofwich, Toni 1. F. BURNS, Heating ang Flumping, 92 brankjp Stresi ROBERTJ. n.e HR Gun witGag, B . | in winter and early FOR SALE—! new milch cow with ' caif, two two: r ‘old heifers. H. C. Henfeler. Tel. No. 462-14 declzd FOR SALE—Your (4) ho; , one (1) old pigs | Scotland, deci2d edar Christmas ir Willlam Sher: dec and shoats. C. J. Grattan, Tel. 9 TFOR SALE—C deiivered free. Thames St. FOR SALE—Large rabbit dog, br and wiite. Address Box 62 R. Fv D. 1, Norwlch. decl2d ¥OR SALE — Small business,” for Box 2, Bulletin, deci2d hound rs. and | ir bull and X coal. Street, FOR 62 ton street; hous nerly occupied bY George F. Bard; tweive rovms; nou n exceilent condition and fine location; possession given immediately. Apply Bard on Co. Inc., 163 Chestnut St, Conn. decild KFOR SALE—1100 1b, $60. Arthur B. Stowe, R. F. wich, Conn. FOR SALE—House of 10 rooms with good barn suitable for garage; good reason for sellin Inquire at 148 Mc- Kinley Avenue. decid FOR SALE—Genuine automobile bar- gains. The owner, intending to pur- chase 1913 models, will seil (wo gaso- line ears used this pu EL a, also two electric cars, al genuine bLargdin prices. “These cars wiil be on exibl- tion each day until soid from Y a. m to 5 p. m, from Monday morning, Dec. 4th, until Saturday night, Dec. i4th, the private gai t No. 32 Bristol St., New London. Post Hill car, get off at Bristol street, The chauffeur will take intending purchasers for a ride in any oné ot the cars and will explain the construction and operation of the cars to any persons considering a purchase. decid FOR SALEFarm 60 Mul Washing- work hors D. . -No. 1, decyd ) i s at acres, Mulkin place, town of Sprague, one mile west | palue, Ct, 5 minuwes to troiley, one | mile market, K. K. station, mik train, peddie miik, churches, schools, or creai at door 20 acres woud, 40 acres clear | pasiure and mowing, first cluss tllage | and mowing, hay Lrsi ciuss Keep . | cows and puir horses, Lwo nouses, b | and 8 rooms, stock barn with basement, horse barn, cider mill, granary, hen-l nery, shop and wood sheds, good repair, abundant fruit, fine water and piped m[ to house, never failing spring, warm | t work spring, price reasonable. kimer 1. Mulkin, X.| ¥. D. 4, Prospect Park, Norwich, Conn, decid ONE LATE MODEL seven passenger touring,car, fore door, nickel trim- mings, recently overhauled and in yrer dhe tect running order, Price very low. Seott & Clark Curporation. oct2 THINK 1T OVER—25U potencaas and 200 6% (regular business size) | -nvnlapo% nuuy‘rumed. for §1.90; 500 | each, $3.00. 3eud for samcples prices for any printing you are in neéd :{. The Bulletin Cumpany, Norwich, | Conn. HFOR BALE—OQ. 1. C. pigs, thorough- breds, registered, none bei'er In country. Ludlow Farfa, North suznmg_- ton. R. F. L, », Norwich, Coan. H. F. Button. PRINTING—Look at these prices: 50% 6% envelopes (regular business size), card priuted in corner, $..40; 1,000, $2.04; 5,000, $6.00; 10,000, $16.00. 30 noteheads, 6x94, printed, $1.43: 1,000, $2.19; 5,000, $6.0u; 10,000, $i 500 leiierheads, $:5x11, printed, $2.80; 5,000, $9.50; billheads, (x8is, $2.10; 5,000, $1.00; $13.50. 500 statements, blx8%, printed, $1.40; 1,000, $1.85; 5,000, $6.00; 10,000, $11.00. Printin, of every description dome promptly. Send for samples. The Bui- Jetin "Co., Printers wad bBinders, Nor- wich, Conn. SACRIFICE SALE—Pleasantly located 78 acre farm, 35 acres excellent plow land, balance pasture and wood, good fruit, 1% miles irom R. R. station and village, near 1iarkets, 14 room colonial house with verandas, best =~ondftion outside and in, large barn, pain..d, new henhouse, cost $385, sheds, outbulldings, buildings worth #5,000; price $3.306— $1.000 down. Includes nousehold fur- nishings, farming_tools and poultry. Tryow's Agency, Willimantic, (]:Dn;lid an: FOR SALE Seven-room cottage near CIiff street; modern improvements. Lot 85 feet frontage by 120 feet deep; sufficient land for build- ing lot. Price very reasonable. For particulars inquire of THOMAS H. BECKLEY, Aay Building, Phones 724 278 Main Street. 368-2 Fire Insurance in Reliable FOR SALE ern improvements, centrally located, for sale very reasonable and c¢n easy terms. E. Phone 300. A. PRENTICE. 86 Cli St. Seashore Land For Saia Forty acres of niga lanc situate om stato macadam road overisoking che Atlantic ocean from Point Judli on the east to Montauk on the west. Only 25 minutes’ ride from Westerly staclon, N Y, N L & H R R FRANK W. Coy. : H‘L;ngStDislauca Telephone. reet, Westerly, R L decila GEO, W, ROUSE ,,,.,4,,,, Auctioneer ~ AUCTION at 408 North Maim Si., on Monday, at 10 o'eleck shars, Dec. 16, will be sold ail the furniture svitheut reserve te the highest bidder, comsisting of 1 Craw- ford range, nea new, beds and hed- ding, tables, fionieres, bureaus, mat- ting, creckery, lamps, mirrers, ete., etc., and other goods toe mumerels to men- tion, Sale rain or shine, AH the goeds infirsi class condition, 3, Jdeci3dd MRS. CHARLES HAINGER, e — waat to put yous Ppast- thag ¢ ’; cen- con- e, RENT-— Furnished rooms, trally located, steam heat and & Venierces. Inquire Bulletin Ofii novid - e TO RI P—The store No. 35 Broad- way, next to the Wauregan Hotel, and formerly occupied by W. J. Townsend a8 a grocery store. Apply to William H. Shu aprizd tion. nov TO RENT—Cottage house at 28 Bliss all improvements; possession Apply Walter A. Heith Mrs. KEmma Morse, 18 Union St. 4d place; now. Town, o mENT novléd ore at 61 Frenklin Si.: a good.Jocaiion for any retall b Inguire 4 suidetin OLE “FURNISHIZD ROOMY, all modern con- veniences J» Umwon >t Telephwue 354-4 J¥lid UP T0 DATE furnisheu rocms. Nar- Mrs. Lees. 376 Main. oct261 TO RENT MAIN STREET, suerite vuilding. large, sunny, furnished front| room with alcove, four win- dows, every convenience. Gentleman preferred. Call at 325 Main FOR SALE. FOR SALE On Easy Terms Ten-Room Cottage on Geer Ave. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn.' FOR SALE 25 Shares ‘Crescent Fire Arms Co. Stoek, Price to Net over 6% JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetuchwet St., Norwich, Ct $1,750 will buy a farm consisting of 75 acres of fertile land, oottage house of eight rooms (nearly me'w), a large barn, crib, hennery, all buililings in good ycondl- tion, plenty of wood and some® fruft. Place js situated | 1-4 miles from Nor- wich and Westerly trolley and 3 3-4 miles frdm Westeily, R. 1. Here is a chance to°buy a g¢'od farm cheap. In- vestigate. $150 will buy a 76 acre farm, over 800 cords of standing wood o11 place, house is in poor condition, barn, some fruit, good well of water. A bargain, and on easy terms. $350) will buy an 80 acre ' woodlot, about 15 acres ciear land, 400 ,cords of standing wood (by estimation) on lot, situated on macadam road, tliree miles from railroad. Send for Wilcox's Choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate B\ "oker. No. 41 West Broad St. R voms 1 and 2. Westerly, R. L 'Phone connection. novild 215 Main, entrance Rose Place. | d URNISHED ROOMS — Central loca- | Norwich | Farm Bulletin.' FOR SALE Farm of 40 acres of 13ind, well divided, has some timba v, plenty of water, has an elegant seven- room house, good barns und hen houses and other buildin: ys. This farm is located within 8 ; ninutes’ walk of Greeneville troll ¢y line and 30 minvies' walk of F¥rank- lin square. Price reasonaf e and can arrange for a good ,(loan If necessary. FRANCIS D. Central Baldg., DONOHU 8, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE Cottage of 9 rooms, steam, electric lights and open pl imb- ing, at 84 River Avenue. be sold cheap on easy tei'ms. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main Street, Clty JUST ARRIVED with &s nice lot of chunks and busin e8s | and In They are tthe| 171,78 B wy [ tion of cottoa from horses as I could buy, kind—right out of the harness, now and save 25 to 50 dellars fre yn|reachs in tle what you will have to pay wm wi Hbw shall I wateh stretch o'er Linger not long. thy coming, evening shadows moor and dell; the wild busy’ humming, And silence hangs on all things like a spell! 1 As When ceased her hee hath How shall watch when fears grow stromger, As night ~rows dark and darker on the hilll shali 1 w no longar h! art thou absent, art thou absent still? for thee, How , whan I can watch Yet 1 shall that eth griews not, thov- the eye seeth me through tears that make fts endor dull; i'or oh! 1 sometimes fear art with me, My cup of nappiness is all too full. thy its peaceful when thou Haste, haste thee home mountain dwelling, {as a bird unto unto skifr, sweoll haven a through ing, of securest —Anonymo Flies to its tempes! - OLD SHOES. How much a man is like old shoes! For instance: Both a sole may lose, Both have becn tanned; both are mads tight By cobblers; both get left and. right, Both need a mate to be complets, And both are made to go on feet; | They both need heeling, oft are soled, i both In time turn all to mould 1 shoes the last is first; with men qrst shall be the last; and when s wear out they're mended a When men wear out they're men dead toa, bot} H ad on ot Both have their When polished, And both peg out choose To be a man or be his shoes? » trod upon, amd both hers, nothing loth, tles and both incline, in the world to shine; and would you HUMOR OF THE DAY across an old friend of yours d the chauffewr. Wil asked the bartender. quirer. “I ran today,” rema | he recove Cincinnati Bank Teller—How is it you deposit nothing but pennies and nickels? Saddmann—TI hide ’em in my shoe and wife hasn't found it out yet.—Chicago News. Blohbs—Borrowell says he owes you a grudge. Slobbs—Oh, that's all right. | Borrgggll never pays nything he owes.—Philadelphia Record. “Is\your wife a good cook?' ‘“She isn't very strong on theory. She ean bake and brew well enough, but she can't make a chemical analysis.”— | Yonkers. Statesman. “Why are you looking and high-minded lately “T've decid- ed to cut out the musical comedy for one week and attend that performance of Shakespeare 1 see billed.”—Wash- | ington Herald. “Sam, have you got a job mnow?” “Oh, ves, sah” “What are you doing, Sam?” “Why, I's getting my washin’, —Yonkers Statesman. F idy (at a lose for something to say)—l1 suppose, Miss Maizie; vou're— —a matinee girl? = Miss Maizie— yet. 1 guess you are thinking of ecousin Rita. I'm just maw's girl ago Tribune. “What are these soclety people we hear about?’ asked Mrs. Corntossel. “I dunno,” replied the farmer, “but as near as I can make out they're jes' folks that make a regular habit o wearin’ their Sundsiy clothes every -Washington Post. T can cure that cold, old man “What do you want me to take? “About an hour’s exercise in the open atr every day.” "I think I'll try Wom- bat’s method. All he wants me to take ig a few pills."—Pittsburg Post. “There no such thing as friendship.” “Oh, yes, there is. Did vou never remark the implicit trust and confidence existing between two eirls who have known each other for about a week?'—Washington Herald. Patience—I see It is said that fe- male spiders are much larger and more ferocious than the males, and generally devour their husbands. Patrice—I should think even then that the hus- bands wouldn't agree with them.—Yon- kers Statesman “I should think you would object to your hushand going away on those long fishing trips alone.” *“I would, only he is always so meekly disposed to put up with almost anything for a while after he gets back from one of them.”—Chicago Record-Herald. THE KALEIDOSCOPE That all officers of the navy need not be graduates of Annapolis has again been demonstrated in the pro- motion of L. B. Ford, chief machinist of the Baltimore, and L. M. Linsley, machinist of the Towa, to the rank of ensign. so virtnous true By the Italian ministry of agricul- ndustry and commerce 39,300 lira ($7.585) is to be expended in premi- ums by way of encouraging the con- struction of modern improved farm- houses and other farm buildings in certain provinces in Italy. Nicola Cappelli of Pitigiiane, Ttaly, left directions in his will that a ltre of wine should be poured over his cof- fin, and two hectolitres distributed to those who attended his funeral. .He requested his friends to dance around his tomb. The Shaker colony near Ashton, Fla., has grown a -ineapple weighing 12 pounds 5 ounces. With this pineap- ple and others nearly appreaching its size the Shakers have taken most of the prizes at county and state fairs for the finest pineapples. England's appie crop this season 1! not fulfill the promising expecta- tions caused by the favorable spring, which indicated a record yjeld, espe- clally in districts where re- cefve careful attention, However, the cold, wet weather has caused a meost unsatisfactory crop. Italy's consumption of mw ootton from the United States in the first 10 monthg of 1911 was 187,390,602 pounds, me\gsmsp peflfi u'th 1910 it was | ,418 pounds, while the ‘sther ‘sountries * 153,340,110/ 61, ds, res spring and have them ready for ye: ir | peripds, work, Ceme and see them. Pel.: 1 E LMER R. PIERSON. there i3 mo me: