Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, November 15, 1912, Page 12

RAIN, COLDER TODAY. FAIR TOMORROW. S FULL ASSOCIATED { PRESS DESPATCHES What Is Going On Tonight. Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs at the Breed Theater. Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at . the- Auditorium. “Vaudeyille and Phoioplays at Davis Fheater, 7 7,~* ‘Roast Pig Supper at Second Congre- gational Church. PR Sedgwick Post, No. 1, G. A. R, meets 3t Buckingham Memorial. #candinavian Sick Benefit Soclety meets In’ Carpenters’ Hall. Court City of Norwich, No. 63, F. of A, ts in Foresters’ Hall. ‘Miantonomo Gounell, No. 30, O. U. A. M, meets at No. 214 Laurel Hill Ave- e ANNOUNCEMENTS y BREED THEATER. World’s Championship Baseball Series, the Feature Picture. Although the great baseball picture arrived on a day that the Breed did pot make a change of the entire bill, {t makes it a double attraction for those who wish to see the great strug- gle for the baseball championship more than once. Today, there will be an entire change of bill from yester- day, and those coming to see the base- ball pictures again, will find a com- plete change in the balance of the bill, which outside of the big sporting event will prove to be a most attractive one. New York Giants vs. Boston Red Box is a most spirited contest, and shows all the most important events in a manner that will satisfy the most exacting patrons. The point of obser- vation is clearly seen to be the choic- est one on the fleld, and, as a result, the pictures are all that ocould be de- sired. Individual players are seen at close range, as weil as excellent views of the great grandstands with the multitude of fans. The picture is a most satisfactory one, and will be shown today for the last time, Ben- pett and Caulkins sing the latest and best illustrated songs, and win the ‘hearty approval of the house, The Bass Clef Concerts. The executive committee of the Bass Clef 1s very anxious to bring the peo- ple who intend to hear the concerts of January 31 and May 23 to appreciate the double advantage of enrolling as sasociate members. The Bass Clef is an entirely self-sustaining organiza- tion. . The active memjers, through a system of dues, defray the current ex- penses of th® year, and concert re- celpts above incidental expenses are devoted te solo features. The associate members, by susberib- ing in advance for the season's con- perts, assure a reasonable return, and the committee is enabled to engage artists with the certainty of being able to meet their obligations. It follows that the larger the enrollment of as- members, the more expensive soloists the club will be warranted in engaging. The advantages to the as- poclate members lle in that they are known as the backers of a movement for more and better music in our city, and also in that they are able to get better seats for the concerts, since associnte members are given the selec- tion of seats before the public sale . No advance payment is re- q fill out an associate member's card, and tickets will be mailed you ot time of concert. These tickets will be exchanged for reserved seat tickets and paid for then. Cards may be otten from the active nfembers or at avis' bookstore on Friday or Satur- lay of this week. “The Greatest Dramatic Hit in Years.” “Madame X” is what the player- folks call a growing play. Its methods and sityations are so intensely inter- $sting that instant favor is always ac- complished, but the second act fascinates more than the first, and the third grips the heart strings with more magnetic interest, and the fourth cre- ates the sense that this is a remark- able story, this extraordinary drama of “Mother-Love.” Much has been related of what is said and done in this play, by the ablest critics in the world and their unanimous verdict \is “The greatest drema of the age.” The author Alex- andre Bisson and the players of “Madam X" have created what may be fairly” regarded as a classic, and when it is played here on Tuesday, 26th, at the Davis with Adelaide French in the leading role it will be sure to de- light a. large and distinguished au- dience, - Brief State News 8eymour.—Great quantities of ap- Dles are ‘being shipped from the T. H. Hale orchards on Moose hill. Litchfield—The thermometer went up to. 69 degrees on Tuesday, which is & pretty good record for the twelfth of November, Naugatuok—A pair of handsome peacocks was recelved here this week from Newberry, 8, C, by George D. Buck aof High street. Wallingford.—The grange conferred the first and second degrees on a class of nine at Thursday evening’s meet- ing in Odd Fellows' hall. Deep Riven—Highway Commissioner James MacDonald has awarded the contract of macadamizing Elm street to Bryan Mahan of New London. anr:ston.—E. S. Spafford has been appelint station agent for the New York, New Hayen & Hartford railroad, Shere line division, New Haven side. Portland.—Forester Filley and his assistant, Mr. Moss of New Haven, were surveying in the state forest in the eastern part of the town the first of the week. Danbury.—A class of twelve candi- dates for membership was initiated at the meeting. of thé Elks Thursday night, This.was the first initiation of the winter season. New Haven.—Colonel Isaac Ullman, for years leader of the republican par- ty in New Faven, will be. the guest of homor at a dinner to be held at the Hotel Taft, Dec. 3, . Middletown, ~George A. Habbard, a resident of Farm Hill district, enjoyed a nice dish of strawberries Sunday, Nov. 10, which he had picked from the patch ‘in his garden. Norfolk—Shertft €. C. Middlebrboks has degided to appoint Charles Caul deputy sheriff, to succeed James Ken- nelly, resigned. - Mr. Caul will receive his commission at once. Bloomfield—Mr, and Mrs. Saamuel J. Mills probably have the longest rec- T . 4 er years m and have always resided in Bloomfleld. . New Hartford—One of the interest- - ing loeal features of election was the vote cast by the venerable Oliver J. Tuttle of New Hartford, who cast his vote for the 17th time for president of Hartford—Rev, Dr, Meyer, for thir- Tabbl of the Congregation ,until his recent retire-~ down by a trolley hx is suffering from succeed the late George S. Rowe. J. H. Alvord was named as a director in place of Mr. Rowe. Wallingford—Miss May B. Lord is conducting a successful series of spe- clal gosp church, Bridgeport.—Att the Holy Name dem- .onstration in Bridgeport Sunday, it is expected that nearly every Holy Name society in Fairfield county will particl- pate in the parade. New Britain.—Members of Stanley post, G. A. R, went to Hartford on Wednesday night to attend the recep- tion given by Robert O. Tyler post in honor of National Commander Beers and Department Commander Dougull. Middletown.—Sister M. Gertrude, mother superior at St. Elizabeth’s convent, was operated upon for ap- pendicitis. early Wednesday morning at the Middlesex hospital. The oper- ation was performed by Dr. Verdi of New Haven. The case developed very rapidly and prompt action was neces- sary in order to save the patient’s life. In Leavenworth, Kan., a judge has decided that a man has the right to kiss his sister-in-law, and in Ger- many an order prohibiting a man from kissing his wife in a railway car has gone into effect. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatu.e of LEGAL NOTICES. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 14th day of Novem- ber, A. D. 1912, Present—NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. Estate of Clarke R. Cook, late of Griswold, in said District, deceased. Grace W. Webster of Griswold, Conn., the Administratrix of said estate, ap- peared in Court by counsel and filed a etition praying, for the reasons there- n set forth, that she be authorized and directed to compromise, compound and settle a certain claim of Krances L. Whipple of said Griswold against sald estate, as on flle more fully appears. Whereupon, it is Ordered. That said petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich, in said District, on the 18th day of November, A. D. 1912, at 12 o'clock noon, and that notice of the Rendency of sald petition, and of said earing thereon, be given by the pub- lication of this order one time in some newspaper having a circulation in sald District, at least three days prior to the date of said hearing, and that re- turn be made to this Court, NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. The above and feregoing is a true copy of record. ttest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, novisa Clerk. NOTICE TO OREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE_ HELD at Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the 14th day of Novem- ber, A. D. 1912, Present—NBELSON J. AYLING, Judge. Estate of Sarah M. Benjamin, late of Norwich, in sald District, deceased. Ordered, That the Administratrix cite the creditors of sald deceased to bring in their claims against sald estate within six months from this date, by posting a notice to that effect, to- gether with a copy of th!a order, on the signpost nearest to the place where sald deceased last dwelt,- and in the same town, and by publishing the same once in a newspapsr having a circula- tion in said District, and make return to this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, Judge The above and foregoing is a true ©opy of record. Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk. NOTICE.—AIll creditcts of sald de. geazed are hereby notified to presers their claims against sald estate ta_the undersigned at 367 Central Ave. Nor- wich, Conn., githin the time limited in the above and foregoing order. ELLEN BENJAMIN, Administratrix. AMERICAN HOUSE, ° Farrel & Sanderson, Prop. Special Rates to Theatre Troupes. Traveling Men, ete.. Livery connected Shetusket Street- Ples, Cake and Bread that cannot be excelled. PLone your order. Frompt service LOUIS H. BRUNELLE 10 Carter Ave. (East Side) PALACE Pool and Billiard Parlors. The Best Equipped in the City. Five Tables. No waits. 49 MAIN STREET JOSEPH BRADFORD BOOK BINDER Blank Books Made and Ruled to Order 108 BROADWAY Telephone 263 Thanksgiving Novelties TURKEYS, PUMPKINS, FRUITS, GAMES BASKETS, PAPER NAPKINS, POST CARDS, LETTERS and NOVELTIES MRS. EDWIN FAY'S Franklin Square DENTIST DR. E. J. JONES Suite 46, Shannen Building Take elevator Shetucket street on. ‘rance. ‘Phome See Friswell’s Alarm Clock ‘ for $1.50 and you make no mistake, WM. FRISWELL, 25-27 Franklin St E. C._ATCHISON, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ftoom ), Secead Fi >r. Shannos Bidg Night ‘sbeme 1083 J, F, GONANT 11 Franklip St, Whitestene pe and the J, F, O, 16e Cigars are the best en the market novisd services at the First M. B, | WANTED. FOR SALE. ADVERTISEMENT under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or TO RENT, : ARE INSERTED AT THE RATE OF 5c per line, six words to the line ” TO RENT. WANTED—Place to do.cookirg; pre- fer to go home nights. Inquire at this office. novisd LK — A latest style pianola ser, with 50 rolls of muslic, adden Co. mnovlsd TO RENT—Three and bath, ing. furnished rooms uitable for light housekeep- Inquire 27 Division St. novlbd IF YOU WANT a position that is above the ordinary, as_stenographer or typist, you will find heipful information in our book, “How Stenographers Make Big Incomes;"” tells many unusually ef- fective ways of getting new positions, ways to earn more money in present position, start a little business of your own. Price 50c, postpaid. Uncas Sup- ply Co., Box 386, Norwich, Conn. novlsd JWANTED—GIirl for general house- work. Apply at the Occum Boarding House, Norwich, Conn. 5d TWANTED—Knowles weavers drawer-in. Special _inducements for family help. Yantic Woolen Co. novlsd WANTED—Man with eight hundred cash to handle Norwich end of county agency for a low priced automoblle runabout. Demonstration car furnished and other security. For full particulars address M. A. C., P. O. Box 313, New London. novidd WANTED—Young man who has had some experience In soldering. The Norwich Automatic Feeder Co., Frank- lin St. nov13d WANTED—To buy, quick lunch cart. Address C. B., Bulletin Office, Norwich. novidd WANTED—Board for two men in grlv:ne family. Address Board, care of ulletin. novlidd WANTED—Purse makers; good pay. Apply evenings. Miss Crumb, 341 Main | Street. novi2d | Lo 1l WANTED—Raw furs, at H. A. Heeb- ner's, 30 Water St, every Thursday. A. C. Bennett. novid WANTED—AIl kinds of raw furs. 1 will meet at Joseph Connor & Sons’ every Saturday. A. E. WoodWorth. novdd WANTED — Railway mail clerks; commence $75 month; thousands of ap- pointments coming; pull unnecessary Norwich examinations soon. Candi es coached free. Franklin Institute, Dept, 35W., Rochester, N. Y. ~. novsd WANTED—Woolen sewers; inducements for family help. Woolen C Yantie, Ct. nov4d WANTE! o buy live beef -and | hogs. P. A, Nawrockl, Yantic. Tel 398-2. oct3dd WANTED—Piano runing. A. G. Gor- “1“‘1?!“ Prospect 8t., Cliy. Tel 682-2. ' special Yantic —To G. A. Bui- augdld WANTED—Live poultry. lard. . Tel. 646-6. WANTED 106,000 Bags,/ grain, fertilizer, sugar, coffee, starch, flour and bags that can be mended. Price from 1 to 6 cents, according to quality. We pay the frelght on out of town shipments. AMERICAN WASTE AND METAL CO, 210 West Main St. Tel. 477-4. oct30WFM Machinists Wanted AMERICAN STRAW BOARD CO. WANTED Farm help, General Housework Girls, a Laundress and a Cook (female) $25 a month. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bidg. WANTED Cooks, Waitresses, General House Girls and Housekeeper (middle aged. J. B. LUCAS, Central Building CASH FOR YOUR FARM Beveral good farms wanted at once for cash. Must be good bargains. Fruit farms and farms with lake fronat- age preferred. BSend particulars to TRYON’S AGENCY, Willimantie, Conn. Room 32 apra7a LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Oct. 26, a gentleman’'s bhlue- black mackintosh, on the road between Preston City and Norwich, Finder please return it to this office and re- ceive. reward. novid WALL PAPERS A late spring leaves us with an ex- tremely large stock of new gocds om hand, and to move them . quickly bave decided to cut the prices now. You can have the bemefit of it by selecting at on ce. PAINTING and DECORATING are our speciaity. P. F. MURTAGH 92 and 94 West Main St. ‘Phone. AUCTION Saturday, Nov. 16th, rain or shine at 230, will be sold at public auction the tenement house and lot, situated at No. 40 Cedar Street, formerly the. property of the late M. Birkery, GEORGE W. ROUSE, Auctioneer DR. C. R CHAMBERLAIN Dental Surgeon In charge of Dr. 8. L. Geer's practic his last dunag iliness. McGrory Bullding, Norwich, Cenn. MONLY LOANED on Diamends, ‘ateches, Jewe. r and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest, (Au old established firm te deal with. (Establisned 1872,) i THE COLLATERAL LOAN Co. - _Unstnire. B faF WZiiness re | Imperial Gara e e e —Chedp, oak dining t extension table, sideboard, six leath seat chairs, all in nice shape. Call 5 Thames Terrace. C. A. Sherman. FOR SALE—One new milch Jersey team horses. ntic LE Hobo $300, and wor Z Ave., Norwich Town. novlsd FOR SALE—Conk rid your stock of e and make every animal Your money back if 1 and gét a trial pail on, 147 Franklin St. Salt-'em will worms; ward FOR SAL Mr. Poultryman: If you are not getting eggs, don’'t blame the chickens, p them ulong by feeding Cor ying C. W. Hill & Son, nklin 8 nd and kin . ics, Demonstration to prospective request. Address Box 193, gly, or telephone Danielson 77-3. novl4d FOR cocker: cholce R. I Red y first and sec- Robinson, 16 novl4d ith shop at So. “has. H. Palmer, novlsd 'T—Furnished rooms, cen- ated, steam heat and all con- Inquire Bulletin Office. FURNISHED ROOMS — Central loca- tion. Mrs. ma Morse, 18 Union St. nov4d FOR Ri 3 '—Cottage house at 45 Spring S pring St. or of Y. A. Ba furnpike. nov2d TV RENT-—Store at 61 Franklin Bt.; a good Jocalion ior any retail business, Inquire at Bulletin Office. Jy27d "FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern gon- \‘enl;:y,vé.» $8 Union st Telephoue 834-4, TO RENT—The store No. 35 Broad- way, next to the Wavregan Hotel, and now occupied by W. J. Townsend as a grocery slore. Apply to Willlam H. Shields. apri2d UP T DATE furnisied rooms. Mar- guerite building. Mrs. Lees, 376 Main, oct264 FOR SALE. NOW IS THE TIME to inquire about Farms for next Spring delivery, and [ have choice assort- ment of personally inspected ones. Ask me about them. - E. A. PRENTICE. Phone 300. 86 Clif St. his sale. knows quick old, and right for 123, care Bulletin BUY Now—1 800 and Hudson ave b to condition, nvinced. Price as —Atlas touring car, cost 00 miles, §400. The Im- novizd $2,750, run 6 perial Garage. $100.00 buy The Imperia. FOR SALE Parker gun. novdd FOR single cylinder Cadillac. Garage. novi2d Cheap, Moyer Concord, 1 Apply to Uncas Hotel. SALE — Two two-tenement dwelling houses, with modern Improve- ments, building lot and barn; all in first class condition. Apply to George E. Whitford, 8 Lewiston Ave., Willi- mantie, Con novid ONE LATE MODEL seven passenger touring car, fore door, mnickel trim- mings,; recently overhauled and in per- fect running order, Price very low. The Scott & Clark Corporation. oct22d THINK IT OVER—250 noteneaas and 250 6% &rex‘umr business size) envelopes, neatly printed, for §1.9 00 each, $3.00. Sead for samples and priceés for any printing you are in need of. The Bulletin Company, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE—O. L C. pigs, KI:ml'fl\lth breds, registered, none better in the coumtry. Ludlew Farm, North Sto] - ton. R. F. D, 5, Norwich, Conn. H ¥. Button. PRINTING—Look at these prices: 508 63 envelopes (regular business size), card printed in corner, $..40; $2.0¢; 5,000, $6.00; 10,000, 00. 500 it 3 1,000, 1] 1,009, billheads, 7x81;, printed, . $2.10; 5,000, $4.00; 10,000, $13.5 statements, blx81;, printed, 1,000, $1.85; 5,000, $6.00; 10,000, $1l1.00. Prmth of every description done promptly. Send for samples. The Bul- letin Co., Printers wad Binders, Nor- wich, Cenn. SACRIFICE SALE—Pleasantly located 18 acre farm, 35 acres excellent pldw d, balance pasture and wood, good fruit, 1% miles irom R. R. station and village, near markets, 14 room colonial house with verandas, best condition outside and in, large barn, painted, new henhouee, cost $365, sheds, outbuildings, buildings worth $5,000; price $3,300— $1.000 down. Includes household fur- nishings, farming tools and oultry. Tryon's. Agercy, Willimantic, Conn. Jan3id FOR SALE Cottage of 9 rooms, steam, electric lights and open plumb- ing, at 84 River Avenue. Will be sold cheap on easy terms. N. TARRANT & CO.,, 117 ¥ ain Street, City E. E. CARPENTER ,....... Auctioneer AUCTION Will be sold at Public Auction on TUESDAY, NOV. 19, 1912, at 10 o’clock a, m., at the farm known as the Horatio Still- man place, now owned and occupled by Fred B. Perkins, sltuated about 1-2 mile south from Shewville, on the road to Old Mystic, Conn., the following de- scribed property, viz.: 1 horse, 9 years old, weight about 1160 pounds, sound cows, will be fresh in corsett sheep, 20 Plymouth Rock hens, 30 White Leghorn hens, 26 mixed hens, 5 tons of first class hay, 1 1-2 tons oats, cut in milk, 1 1-2 tons of corn fodder, 40 bushels of corn on cob, 25 bushels of potatoes, 1 bushel of beans, 3 tons of pumpkins, I team wag- on, 4 inch tire and 2 inch axle, 1 dump cart, 5 inch tire, 1 cheap dump cart, wooden axle, 1 light team wagon,wood- en axle, 1 good express wagon, 1 cheap wagon, 1 mail wagon, 1 Concord buggy, 1 horse rake, 1 two-horse mowing ma- chine (Osborne), 1 Planet, Jr., seed planter, harrow, 1 1 Curtiss horse | tread power, 1 grindstone, bush scythes, 2 set tacikle blocks, -wheelbarrow, 3 ladders, lot horse blankets, 1 set team harness, 1 light harness, 2 set balances, bushel baskets, measures, lot of chains, iron bars, hammers, rakes, forks and shovels, 1 churn, milk émls and milk pans, 1 cook stove, bedstead, bureau, lot of dishes, chairs and numerous other articles that have accumulated on this farm in the past ten years, Promptly at 1 o’clock p.%m. the farm itself, consisting of 140 acres, more or less, of fertila land, house, 6 rooms, barn 24 bdy 30, crib, 12 b( 16, wagon shed, building in falr condition. About 1,000 cords standing wood on place, 40 geres tillable, 50 acres woodland and 50 acres pasture, farm well watered apd a short distance from the trolley, will be sold, Hverything enumerated above will be sold-to the highest bldder without re- serve, If stormy, sale will take place the next fair day, A baker will be there with feed and drink for all, S WILLIAM A, WILCOX, nevidd Manager, NEWMARKET AOTEL, 716 Boswell Ave, First-class Wines, Liquers and Clgars, and Welch Ravebit served t® srder, John Tuokia Prep. Tel 43ek 1,000, | 5 1,600, | 50 . 1300 | $1.40; FOR SALE 100 PIANO BOXES, if away at once, $1.50 a piece. PLAUT-CADDEN CO,, 146 Main Street, Norwich, Cenn. taken $1,750 will buy a farm consisting of 76 acres of fertile land, cottage house of eight rooms (nearly new), a large barn, crib, hennery, all buildings in good condi- tlon, plenty of wood Place is situated 1 1-4 n wich and Westerly troll miles from Westerly, R chance to buy a good farm cheap. vestigate. $750 will buy a 76 acre farm, over 800 cords of standing wood on place, house is in poor condition, barn, some fruit, good well of water. A bargain, and on easy terms, $350 will buy an 80 acre woodlot, about 15 acres clear land, 400 cords of standing wood (by estimation) on lot, situated on macadam road, three miles from railroad. Send for Wilcox's Choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker. No. 41 West Broad St. Rooms 1 and 2. Westerly, R. L 'Phone connection. s In- Farm Bulletin. novlld For Sale MODERN COTTAGE HOUSE OF TEN ROOMS JUST OFF BROADWAY. PRICE $5,500. “AN IDEAL HOME.” JAMES L. CASE 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. For Sale $3000 UNITED STATES FINISHING COMPANY 6 PER CENT BOND OF 1929 AT 99 AND INTEREST. ‘Write for descriptive circular, JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE Three buildings on and near North Main St, containing three good stores and four tenements, all well rented. Good invest- ment proposition for quick buyer. Stock, fixtures and good will of prosperous Millinery establish- ment. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May Building, Phones 724 278 Main Street. 368-2 Seashore Land For Sais Forty acres of high lanc situate on state macadam road overuolnnf the Atlantic ocean from Point Judilh om the east to Montauk on the west. Only 25 minutes’ ride from Westerly staiion, N. Y. N. H. & H R. R. FRANK W. CoY. Long Distance Telephone, 6 High Street, Westerly, R, L declld Peck’s Real Estat: Agency FARMS A SPECIALTY 132 Spriog Sirast, Willimaniiz, Conn SALE HORSES, I bave a nice pair of Bay Chunks, welghing 2000, and four other Chun t! will weigh 1200 to 1300; also sev- eral Work Horses that are heavier, and twe drivers that would make good R. F, D, Horses. Prices are right, for 1 must’ gell out by Nov. 1st. Come and see, ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 1189. oct11q DR. F. W. HOLMS, Dentist Shanmen Bulldlag Anmex, Room A, Telephons 323 © e estlod | plaintiff promptly. POETRY vy 4 HIS GREATN He dfdn’t cllmb the hills of famé But kept the middle ground; On history’s pages ne'er his name By any will be found. But he was brave and he was good, And always did his best; And through his life he ever stood Face front to every test, Go_ask his wife If you would know The xecord that he made; And to his little children go, Ask them how daddy played, And then go ask his neighbors, tee, And hear them sing his praise; They’ll tell you he was kind and true, That honor marked his ways, Greatness is not by numbers told, Nor always written down On_history’s pages; all that's gold Goes not into a crown, But men are great who day by day Are cheerful, kind and true, And glve their best along life's way Of service to the few. —Detroit Free Prees. FAITH. Fain would I hold my lamp of life aloft Like yonder tower built high above the reef; Steadfast, though tempests rave winds blow soft, Clear, though the sky dlssolve in tears of grief. or For rlm;?lln;ess passes, storms shall not ablde; A little patience and the fog is past, After the sorrow of the obbing tide The singing flood returns in joy at last. —Cella Thaxten D e eI et “THY WILL.” We to execute Thy will 4 _Ceaseless will endeavor, > From half measures strive to wean us, Wholly, fairly well demean us, g Resting, flagging, naver. —Goethe (Bowring, tr.) HUMOR OF THE DAY Moses had set his place on fire, and whilst the firemen were busily playing on the flames he walked up and down and cried: “I vish I vas dead. I vish I vas dead.” Just then a brick fel} down and struck him on the head. He looked up and shook his fist at one of the firemen whom he thought had alm- ed the missile. “You blithering idiot,” he cried, angrily, “can't you take a joke?” Scene, A Rallway Carrlage: 0ld Lady (to young lad who persists in puffing a cigarette)—Don’'t you know it’s wrong to smoke, my boy? Boy— Oh, I smoke for my health. Old Lady —But you never heard of anything cured by smoking. Boy—Oh, yes, [ have. That's the way they cure pigs, 0ld Lady-——Smoke on then, there’s soma hope for you yet. A cyclist was riding through a town at a rapld rate when he was stopped by a policeman who asked for his nam and address. The cyclist presented hisg card and rode on. The vigilant police« man chuckled at the fine catch he had made, but hig dismay may be imag- ined when on looking at the card he read: o U. R. Requested 2 Mind Your Own Business. There had been a collision betweenl a cart and an automobile. The police- man was taking coplous notes regard« ing the accident. “Mammie,” sald a small boy on the outskirts of the crowd, “why does the policeman al- ways lick the end of his pencil before writing?” ‘“To make the case look as black as possible, I suppose,” answered his mother, as she helped the child into the tramcar. A certain minister whose son is an undergraduate at one of the larger colleges has frequent occasion to re- monstrate with the boy on his ex< travagance. In a recent letter he sent a check for £10, but accompanied It with admonitions to lead a more economical life. “My son,” he wrote, “your studies are costing me a ‘ooxi deal.” To which the son replied cheer+ fully: “I know it, father, and I don’t study very hard, either.” The judge was one of those peace< loving men who hate to see their fel« lowmen get tangled up in long legal wrangles. “Don’t you think,” he asked, after he had heard counsel's opening statement, “that this is a case that could be settled out of court?” “Can't be done, your lordship,” replied the “I thought of that, but the blighter won’t fight.” Two Jews, father and son, went for a stroll one sweltering day in the mid- dle of summer. As they passed a vendor of ice cream the boy turned to his father. “I vish you'd buy me some ice cream, fader,” he sald longingly, “I do feel hot”” The father gazed at him a few seconds in mild surprise, then he exclaimed: “No, no, Ikey, my poy, but I'll tell you vot I'll do. Tl tell you some ghost stories vot'll make your blood run cold.” In the courthouse an Irishman stood charged with stealing a watch from a fellow citizen. He stoutly denied the impeachment and brought a Eounter accusation against his accuser for as« sault and battery committed with a frying pan. The judge was inclined to take a common sense view of the case and regarding the prisoner said: “Why did you allow the prosecutor, who is a smaller man than yourself, to assault you without resistance? Had you nothing in your hand to de- fend yourself with?’ “Bedad, your honor,” sald Pat, “I had his watch, but what was that against a frying pan?”’ THE KALEIDOSCOPE Eges for private retail trade should be graded nicely and none used ex« cept those strictly fresh. The hens' boxes may be covere! with a hinged lid to facilitate the gath< ering of eggs, but this must be sloping to prevent the hens from standing on it. Keep an expense account with thd poultry this winter if you are not do« ing it the year around. A poultry rec< ord usually terminates in a surnrise party. Celery that is banked with earth wil} keep until December without injuryq that to be trenched should now b put away before the frost has injure the tops. All the cornstalks, whether husked - or not, should be barned by the mid dle of the month. That which stil remains unhusked can be husked undesg cover. y The three important duties now are, first, gather all crops still remaining irr the fields, second, protect the crops now stored, and, third, put the entire place into shape before cold weathen comes. - Perennfals that maintain a top growth during the winter should be | mulghed more lightly than those pos« sessing no growth above ground, for there is danger of their smothering. Leaves are, better than manure fox them. e trap nest is a regular detective, ) ItTtto‘lla the facts of the case, it tamed | the heng, it gives aceurate reports, 1t arrests hon count and it fraudulent hens - - Remember fruit ls retarded or mes celerptew in, lg i) by the tem« to which erature exposed. hearer the truft 18 to the exposes the . glly treezing, - the robber hens, it gives an , | { -,