Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 19, 1911, Page 12

GENERALLY FAIR TODAY AND TOMORROW. MODERATE WINDS ’ FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT QONS AR L. Moving Pictures at the Breed The- ndeville and Motion Plctures at Auditorium. 3 Woman Against Woman at Poll's Theater. Doy of Fieth Company, C. A. C. at m 3 Avmory, foltowed by Tndoor Bascbail Game. Shetucket Lodge, No. 27, L 0. O. F., mests tn Odd Feligws’ Hall. Norwich Nesi No. 1396, Order Owls, meets in 1s’ Hall. Wauregan e, No. 6, K. of P., Mmoot in Eythisn Tan. Norwioch Cantru Labor Union meets in_Carpenters’ Hall. COAL You Can't Get Stung with Chappell’s Coal—It Simply Burns, and _burns, comfort, of and gives out heat and e e e 1 Ak SV for your heater. Myt Fodeo, No. 336, N. E. O. P, meets in Foresters Hall Norwich Council, No. 5, ¥F. B. L, CHAPPELL C0. Wharf and 150 Main Street Telephone LUMBER " COAL Free Burning Kinds and iehigh ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, meets in Hibernian Hall. ANNGUNCEMENTS Sheincket lodge, L O. O. F, holds its | anniversary tonight. Uncas lodge and | Rebekah merabers are cordially invit- | ed. Whist and refreshments. | Central For useful gifts see those F' Bill offers. See the men's special at 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1. : Ladies’ fur top Juliets, $1. $1.50; child’s and Misses’ at S5c and $1. Boys' and girls' high arc- ties and rubber boote. Sole agent for adies’ Patrician shoes and men's King Quallty shoes. MAUR!CE SAMPLE sHdP. Opening Day Today at 194 Main Strest, Norwich — Eelegant Outer | office—cor- Market and Shetucke? Sts Garments, Suits, Furs, Waists, Etc., Telephone 163-12. at Astonishing Prices. This morning the Maurice Sample Shop opens for business in the hand- some biz store in the Wauregan house, 94 Main street. In conformity with the cheeriness of the season the store is attractively decorated with palms, P ‘hristmas trees, holly wreaths and fes- toons of evergreem ropin. For a long time this firm has been CALAMITE COAL “It burns up clean. Well Seasoned Wood looking about for a suitable store in Norwich, and is now located here per- €. H. HASKELL. manently, a fact whi will be appre- 3 ciated by those customers from New 402 — "Phones — 489 lLondon and othe towns who have SR been accustomn to go all the way to the sfm's New tiaven - swore to puy | JOHN A. MORGAN & SON, cloaks, furs, suits, evening gowns, etc. Manufacturing in their own establish- B Ik New York ihe gwiitks Dave Coal and Lumber at command a big line of outer gar- nents, ard make a feature of advance | Tecephone 884. Central Wihart from the leading Paris houses, 1 as of choice garments from the | =—— e - makers in this country. Particu- 1Sion of 30000, bt been set aside 3 apccialise ‘on *suits the directors of the Interboroust X to fit both large) Rapid Transit company as a Christ- and smali no size is too diffi- | n4s present to the motormen, guards, | cult for this house to furnish on de- | conductors, ana other employes of the mand. Then, too, they will show their | company Lo g tiorth Norwich patrons the advance spring iadhes les from Europe, including elegant s dancing frocks and reception gowns T 2 in the fashionble net, choice models|ijon to his regular wages A in chiffon, and other wanter materi- = = als. | New Letter Carriers’ Biil. An elegunt sample long coat of Hud- | Washington, Dec. enator Pen- son seal, fox trimmed, IS in the Show | yose introduced a bill today providing window, also rich coral broadcloth | ror 5 sixlday week, an elght-hour d evening coat with trimmings of panne | ana extra pey for overtime for velvet. Model gowns of embroidered | carriers in. eity delivers serviee and ite net, one especially admired built erks in first and second class ['.~l— with double flounce, bodice in cape | ofces. Z 4 % effect, with pi girdle and rc 5 AN A RS of baby pin \don smo BULLETIN'S PATTERN SERVICE fon over self-tone satin, draped, one- | side effect bodies combined with ca- | nary chiffon and Venice lace, satin | nel forming the train, ornamental bands ..nd rosettes of satin ribbon, are gowps which every lady will delizht o see. Children's cloaks, dresses, etc., | are also featured. Buyjng =0 many sample garments and manufacturing so many more, this can fford to sell at prices which | astonish and delight shoppers »m Norwich and surrounding towns Under the big bunch of mistletoe « ispended above their en- e the managers are expect- ng to receive many ladies today, at | the opening. ORPHEUM THEATER, DANIELSON. sday evening, December | ement is announced oy | eel's famous band of Bosion in con- | Orpheum theater at Dan- | s Boston's leading band | 1l musical organization | al Brigade, M. V. M., and { ! six years the band h 'R ~gularly mounted! on horse- ! | Lancers ! | £ the Natfonal B | at their annual parade, one of the 3 3 1 principal military events of the vear e i | in Boston, where no big event seems HE ] | to be complete without the presence | e g i f this master nizat R | ent in its full dress uniforr ) H | end black. ! This band has given e pon many occasior States and O led to win the cert loston t in the Unit the organiz by Benjamin F. are a number of soloists of na- reputation, { ensagement at the will be the princ nt of the season at enter of 2 States. ed in rganized 1nr] direct A PRACTICAL STYLINH MODIL., Orpheum | al musical e popular new the programme has been selected with rare attention. Ladies’ Long Coat With Collar sree Sections. Good siyle and | tris garmen | = — Witleh will be found com- | Hardware Firm in Bankruptcy. ’1nu“.".‘ill",l‘?]y'fi""-'“‘}', on New York, Dec. 1S.—White, Van |and back secam: doub abn & Co. dealers in bardware, | 2nd shed with a deep ed a petition in bankruptey tod back, and shaped showing 'abilities of $361,402 and as- | i ¢ vt sets of $184 OF the liabilities, the | bust measure. ‘It requires schedule statcs $124 unsecured. | “4-inch material for the il attern of L address o or stamps. Order through The Bulletir Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn is illus Teceipt of 1 Stock on hand is estir s102,192 | $ Each for Elevated Employes. New York, Dec. 18.—A special appro- | Pottea DIRECTORY. Norwich Line NEW YORK STEAMERS MAINE NEW BAMPSHIRE Clioose_this route next time you £o to New York. You'll have a delightful voyags on Long Island Sound and & superb view of the wonderful sky line and water front of Manhattan Island Steamer leaves New London at 11 p. ;. week days only, due New York, Pler 70, East River, at 5.5, and Pidr 4 Norin Brvee t Bk me NEW LONDON $ 1 fl —mo—— or telephone W. J. Phillips, NEW YORK Agent, New London, Conn., for state- Write rooms and informatfon. 1y3id New York THAMES LINE Fare $1.00 Freight service direct n New York; From Norwick Tue: to and avs.'lhur’- ays, Sundays, at 5.15 p. m. _ New ¥ 23, "East River, foot Roosevelt Street. Mondays. Wednesdays, at 5 p. m. Frelght received until 5 p.-m. V. ENOUSE, Agent. Auvmnsfimur 5] wagon and har- WANTED. FOR SALE. WANTED At Backus Hospital, [ FOR SALE—Horse, a_singie man as orderly. decivd | ness; norse il years old; «imoOst a new WANTED—A useful single man who understanas care of horse, furnace, ete. Dr. Perking, 50 Broad St. deciya WANTED—Surveyors for lumber and to take same awy [Pom SWWLIL: mUST e LhoToughiy reiiable. Address Charies L. Crane, Mansticld Center, or Tel. 334-12, Willic. Div. decl9d FURS WANTED at Kawson & W ple's every Friday. Wm. H. Shippee. deci6d WANTED —Workmen and clerks who are steadily employed write for partic- ulars regarding real estato bonds us an investment and saving _ proposition. Waliace B, Goodwin & Co. Dept. A. Elmwood P. O., Hartford, Conn. decl6d rubper Lre DuskY: soud hurness; seil ail tor $100. muguire Lane's Harness Store, Water Bt aeclyd THREE FAKMS WERE SOLD in this vicinity (his month. if you want o scil yours, write tlie peopie who are atter” business. K./ A, Strout Co Crocker House Annex, New London. declsd FOR SALE Now mileh cow seven ycars ol A. Chapman, Montvilie, Cenn, T decibd FOR SALE—Flock of Shropshire sheep, regisiered bucks. Yantic Farm. declvd FOR SALE—One registered Jersey bull 18 months old. Lowell J. Wilcox, Norwich Town, Conn. dec13d 24 WE ARE SHARPENING SKATES correctly on a special skate grinding machine, Leave your skates at Ousiey s over car station, at Franklin Square, and have them sharpened right. dec.6d for gen- WANTED Competent girl eral housework. Good wages. Apply 2t The Bulletin Office. deciid AGENTS to sell purs horse radish wanted. Very liberal commissions. Write Box 306, Danielson. Conn. declid WANTED _Raw furs, at I A. Heeb- ner’s svery Thursday. Arthur C. Bennett ec GILLETTE, GEM JR. AND ER Ready blades sharpened. G. G. Engier, cor. Broacway and Main St, agent for New Process Stropping Co., Worcester, Mass. novaod WANTED _All kinds of w__furs bought at Jos. Connors & Sons’. Water St, every Thurs@ay. A. C. Woodworth. Hoved outdoor recreation. e Dabng. boating, tenute. £oif. o5 Ayoid Seasiciaess by Travelling THE MAGNIFICENT, FAST. TWIN Transatlantic Liner “‘OCEANA’’ 14.000 Ton S Feet Long. Largest. Fastest. Most Luxurious and only Exelus | sivel i-Class Passenger Sieamer to Bermuda, No Cattle or Freight carried on the “Oceana.” FIRST-CLASS D TRIP. in- eluding stateroom berth & mea! up Best Cutsine oa the Atlantic. Electrio Fans in every room: Stear: heated when necessary_ Orchestra. Proms enade Dances, Gymunasium, Wireless. Submarh Safety Signais,” Steterooms with Brass Bed: Sultes with Private Baths. F) Deck in the World. Only Paseengers ilton or St. George's. TOURS [cludiasSnore Excursions. at Lowest Rater. Beautiful booklet. Itinerary. Tickets, etc.. of Bermuda-Atiantic Line, 200 B'way, N. Y. Alice ding; Jonn A. Dunn, gp WANTED—Rallway mall clerks; cus- toms employes: average -$90.00 month examinations Jan. 1sth. Sample ques tions free. Write Immediately, Frank- lin Institute, Dept. 35 K Rochester, N. oct WANTED _Piano tuning and repair- ing. All worl guaranteed, A G, Gordon. 9% Prospect St, City. Tel. 632 FOR SALE One light speed sieigh in Al condition, cost new 3us; have no use for same; will sell for 330, Address Box ¥3%, Danlelson, Conn. decid AUTO WOR SALE CHEAP—3250 buys enger iord touring car cost iv il P., two cylinder, chain overhauléd and worn by new, equipped witn indshieid, speedometer, three oil Lights, two searchlights and generator, Tois car is in lne ruuning condition and a bargain. Address Lock Box 845, Daniels or ‘phone 133. decid " FOR SALE—All kinds of Christmas greens, cedars and laurel for lawns and window boxes. L. D. Rogers. 'Phone 255, decbd FOR SALE Seven sicers. 1 Holateln bull, 2 pair steers 3 years old, partly broken. Inquire A. T. Gardner & Co. aectd FOR SALE 1 will sell at a price that wili surprise you my large stock of millinerr and fixtures, situate on Main St, opposite P. O. Jewett City, Conn. ~Miss D. Beauregard. novsd PRINTING FOR _ FARMERS 350 noteheads and 250 6% (regular busi- ness size) envelopes, neatly printed, for $1.75; 500 each, $2.7¢.. Send for samples and prices for any printing you are in need of. The Bullétin Ccmpany, Nor- wici, Conn. WANTED Cooks, General Competent Elec- Work (out Wanted Housework trician, 4 Girls Fact of town), and Farm Hands. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. Coscoran. Supt. Central Bldg. Telephone 344 WANTED A GOOD FAMILY COOK, ALSO COM- PETENT NERAL HOUSE GIRLS. a Central Room 32, Building. | LEGAL NOTICES. Fir Delightful Cruises 7O THE PANAMA CANAL, VENEZUELA and BERMUDA Leaving New York by the Palatlal Twin- Screw Steamess 2 28 days::” . T < IS g $g RHAN p‘JRT' RMFRINN LIKE 41245 B'way, N. Y., o Sadhil-Kronig & on. local agents, 121-125 Main St. AUCTION DEC. DAY, W »e =old at pu ite F tuated i ente CHRISTMAS CANDIES | CHRISTMAS PERFUMES | CHRISTMAS CIGARS —AT— DUNN’S PHARMACY, 50 Main Street Floral Gifis for Xmas Plants, Ferns and Cut Flowers. fresh and varied assortment from at GEDULDIG’S, Telephone $68. 77 Cedar Street. QLALITY in work should always be ccasidered especially when it costs no inore than the inferior kind. Skilled men are emploved by us. Dur price tell tus whole story. STETSON & YOUNG. GEO. E. PITCHER Civil Engineer, wishes to an’ sunce to his patro... and the public tuat he has moved to Broadway. Chapman bullding, the Y. M. C. & M. D., A large, to choose F. C. ATCHISON, | PHAYSICIAN AMND SURGEON, nd Ik »r. Shannon Bldg Night 'phione 1083, . W. HOLMS, Dentis! Room A. oct10d Room i, € br. Shannon Building Annez Telepaons §22. WHIES you want 1o Dut your busi- ness hefore (lie public. there is no me. dlum better ‘han inrough the advertis- iuxg columns of Tia Bullatia. WEST ADIES, || AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD rwich. within and for the Disirict of Decem- on the 15th day 911 NELSON J AYLING, Judge, adoption to the sald Horace W. and Nellie A. King | " 'The sald agreement having been ex- | nibitea in sald Court for approval in | writh is | ~ Ordered, That the hearing upon tie | approval of said agreement be had at | the Probate Court Room In the City ! of Norwich, in =aid District. on t of ‘December, A. D .1911, at » the forenoon, and that notice { of the pendency of said agreement, and of raid hearing for the approval there- of, "B given Dby the publication of this order bme time in some mewspaper | havinz a circalation in said District t least four davs prior to the date of and that return be made ! J. AYLING, Judge | The foremoing 15 & (rue At IE C. CHURCH, dec1dd 2 | TorSTRICT COURT OF THE st for the District of Co: In the matter of Job Th | rupt. _In Bankruptey. No. { tion for DI by givon nkrupt, of Stoning County, in said District, apolication, dated Dec Tor a discharge fr Y, mnd th aischarge, A Brow uptoy Said County Ay of Januars T fha forenoor interested the bankrur thev hav S A BROW \.\ eferee In rup Norwich, Conn., Dee. e 19d NOTICE. h Savings S will sell 1 at its & house day, De- hundred the fore- whom it may | (500) snares of ‘he Milburn Wagon ELLO LIPPITT, Treasurer. LOST AND FOURND. ‘In the mutter of an agreement be- tween Charles D. Noyves of sald Nor- | wich, Secretary of the Board ol Man- agement of the Temporary Home In and for New London County, in the State of Connecticut, thereunto duly uthorized by said Board of Mans ment, party of the First P. Horacs W. and Nellie A. King, na and wife, both of uth Scituste. Rhode Island. parties of ihe Second Part, for giving Minnie Hatfield, who | resides in said Norwich, a minor child uncer the age of fourteen vears in GOOD PRINTING CHEAP—00 6 cnvelopes (Tegular business size). can printe corner, $1.35; 1,000, '$1.86; 15,000, $5.50; 10,060, $10. 500 nofeheads. $x9%, printed, $1.35; 1,000, $2; 5,000, $6; 10,000, $11.56. ~ 600 letterheads, 834 x11, printed, $1.65; 1,000, $2.70; 5,000, $95 10,000, $17.50; 500 billheads, 7x81, nted, 1,000, $2; 5,000, $8.50% 0. 500 statements, 5%x815, rinted, $1.25; 1.000, $1.75; 5,000, 35.25; 0,000, $10." Printing of every descrip- tion done promptly. Bend for samples. The ulleiin Co. Norwich. Conn. CAN I PLEASE YOU? CORS-I-CAN? Whatever vou think of Nepoleon, When you buy a chick at the mart You hope for & nice tender morsel That is something besides Bon-a- rarte. Get = Brosd Brook Farm OChicke: Order your young pig-pork from wu Home-made Sausage. Apply to F. 0. CUNNINGHAM. Telephones: 287-2; 854-12. dec16d FRUIT FARM 500 foot elevation, 86 acres, overlook- ing large lake, pleasant surroundings, best fruit and farming section in Con- necticut, near market and city, next crop pays f 3,000 bearing tre laige Colon barns and ou bulldings, wagons and orehards Lools in- luded. Price $4,500 Others $500 up. Pictures and Lists. TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantie Con dec124 In the res| (Thamesville), where $200,000 has been homes in the last 15 years, which is double the amount expended in any one part of the city, and where there is never a vacant rent, 1 have m mew elghi-room house, . 124 West Tunmes St, fnished 0 hard wood nd ouk floors in every room except e, for male and now ready for in- speition. This house has opem mir sleeping porch, steam heat, Ruud instantuncous automatic gas water heater and more new and novel ideas have ever been brought to- er under any one roof in ti ction. Open for inspection ever day 1 evening to anyone interest ed’in a medern home. Arrange with Mr. mes 1. Case, the Real Kstate Broke bring’ you down, ‘phone 979 W. W. BE FOR SALE Three Valuable Pieces of Main Sireet Property lent part WITH, JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. Peck’s Real Estate Ageacy FARHS A SPECIALTY 132 Spring Streat, Willimantic, Conn. Vicinity of Franklin Square, ontaining three college re- 1ss_pin, money. Reward. W. ung, Norwich State Hospifal 9d ) ‘T A BLACK AND TAN HOUND DOG NAME JACK. Plainfield Tag on Collar, No. 52701. Reward if returned to SAMUEL KING, decisd Moosup. Conn. Leliveredto Any I'arl of Norwich the Ale that is acknowledged to be the best on the marke: — HANLEY'S PEERLESS. A telsphone <rder will receive prom; attention. Q. J MELURMICK, 20 Franklin St LOUIS H. BRUNELLE 10 Carter Ave. (East Side) Pies, Cake and Bread that capuot be excelled. “Plione your order. Prompt service Big G—Hygienic Goarse Flour Prépered with Bran. 20c a package. at CARDWELL'’S. HORSES Am In the west, buying. Expect to get home about Jan. 1st with a load of horses that will equal my previous loads in quality and price. ELMER R. PIERSON. decidd Seashore Land For Sale Forty acres of high land situate on staje macadam road overlooking the Atlantic ocean from Point Judith om o cast to Montauk on the west. Only minutes’ ride from Westerly station, Y. N. & H. R. R. FRANK W. COY. Long_Distance Telephone. 6 High Street, Wester declld FOR SALE of 100 acres, 40 meadow, bal- ance pasture and woodland, 500 cords wood, 5 acres of timber land, abun- dance of water, good 9-room house with hot and cold running water, good barns and other buildings, will keep head of catile year srgund. Farm has a cider miil, 50 barrel daily capaci- ty, portable steam boller and engine, shingle mlll, blucksmith shop. ‘his farm is located # miles above Fitch- will in the Town of Lebanon, on & state road to Norwich. Price right. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Bullding, Norwich, dec1sa —_— THERF: 1= no advertising medlum 'n Eastern Connecticut equui to The Bul- Jetin for business results. H R Farm under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or TO RENT” are inserted at the rate of Cents per line, six words to the line. | FOR SALE TO RENT. YO RENT-—No. 105 North Main 5t., desiraine 5eVen-room flat, five minutes Wik 0L PUsLOICE. APpLY OB Premiscs, acerva” FURNISHED ROOMS with buth, well heated and il convealence 1or nousu- Keoping 8 mehooi St decisa p house on River Ave. and & BEVON-room cotlage on Laurel Hil Ave. Moth with hard- wood floors and ail modern Lnprove- ments, ApplY (o il A wWuil, 161 Main st., deciod 10 —Goarding nouse, conaist- ing roo, burn, hot and cold toliets insice, in €ood loca- by the door, Teat reason- or” write Bum Itenick, 1u4 Futnam. decisd . Mar- Main. 001264 Union St., iron Call Eim St., UF TO DATE furiished roo guerlte building. AMrs, Lees, 37 y TO RENT—XNo. § facin, Unjon Square, flat of seven rooins, thi. Gcor. Enquire of £ A. Gilbert 111 Main St octiod 0 RENT—Store at 69 Frankiin St.; ssion at once. Inquire at Bulletin trice. oct6d FURNISHED RUOMS, all modern ocn- veniencss, 38 Union St Telepnone 33 apriod LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE TO RENT—With or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, airlest factory floor In Norwich. Apply A. A. Fournler, Troy Steam Laundry Buil ing, Franklin® St, cor. Chestnut Ave je24d TO RENT A fine $-room tenement with all mod- ern conveniences on Pearl Street. E. A. PRENTICE, 'Phene 300, 86 Cliff Street. FOR SALE. A new eight-room cottage * 10 the minute.” 1p Must be seen to be appreclated. On Montville -trolley line; 5c fare, Price rea- sonable; easy terms. Let me show you my reserved Icts in Maple Court. Low prices, terms to sult. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May Building, Phones 278 Main St. STORAGE Space for Furniture and Commodities Storing & Leasing Co., 10-20 W, Main $1250 buy a 150 acre farm situated 31 es irom railroad station, cottage house of 10 rooms, painted white, green blinds, in excellent condition, barn 20 will by 24 wagon shed 14 by 20. one hen- ery 12 by 16, one hennéry B by 14, three other smaller ones, one crib 12 by workshop 10 by 14, ‘cranberry bog, one acre of strawberries, 200 peach trees, orchard of apple, pear and plum irees, abundance of wood, fine shade, trees in front of house, 135 miles 1o postoffice, school and chureh, near pros- perous factory villa Here is a chance to buy a good farm cheap. In- vestigate. In the guiet village of Carolina, R. I I offer a 60 acre farm, well divided into (cholce of 40G) WILLIAM A. WIL Real Esta d St., Rooms 1 and 2, erty, . 1 "Phone connection \ nov27d WHITNEY'S AGENCY Franklin 227 Main St., Real Estate and insurance TO RENT Squa PLEASANT FLAT OF 6 or bath, cloget, set bowl ubs, ot water, gas fixtures, separate rear entrance, $16 per miwmth S CHURCH ST., UPPER FLAT OF 6 rooms, with modérn improvements, $35 30 CLIFF ST. VERY CENTRAL, flat witl modern improvements, $15 per mont - FURS At CHAPMAN'S Genuine Goods Money Saving Prices line of Auto and Fu Driving Contx Russlan Calf, Gallowsy Cow Raccc (natural) HORSE BLANKETS n Ask to see our leaders in Street and Stuble Blankeis, at THE L. L. CHAPMAN CO. 14 Bath St, MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the fowest Rates of Interest. An ol4 established firm to deal with. (Established 1572} THE COLLATERAL LOAN Co, 142 Maln Street, Upsixire, Stew Bouillon Cubes Vigoral Bouilion Cubes Armour’s Beef Extract Marshall’s Beef Exiract Just the thing for this weather. People’s Market 6 Franklin St. JUSTIN HOLDEN, JOSEPH BRADFORD, Book Binder. Aiank Books Made and Ruled to Ords- 103 BROADWAY. " Telewhous 383 & Prop. pasture, mowing and woodland, abun Bance of fruit, neat cottage house, lar barn 40x80. crib. hennery and s house. This place In only % mila (o the village, where employment can be | furnished to & whole family. = $1,300 takes, | Transportation free in auto Send for Wilcox's Farm Bulletin FOETRY, LAND OF GLADNESS, The land of gladn 1s 1 murmise, casy o find If' you follow your nose, You needn’t be rich or you needn't be wise, And you cannot get lost on the path, for it goes lfi‘h&dnul of the office you work fa by To the little side streot whers your little ones play. You neednt be clever. you needn’t ba Breat, Just folidw your nose and you'll get ther right, With smiles on' their faces the littie ones wall, To load you Iight in to the land ot oligh A Kiss 15 the price that they'll ask you to pay, After which you can enter and sharo in thelr play. You needn’'t g0 wandering over the seas To Bafiln or Munich or London or Rome. Glad land 'is mot in such places am those, 1t your heart is all right you wil find it at home. Any youngster can readily show you the way To the land of delight at the end of the day. The land of gladness, T surmise, Is easy to find if you follow your nose; It's lit by ‘the light of the little ones’ eves, And_there in profusion the lowge blossom grow It always 8 merry way On the little side street where the littia ones pla d care-free and -Detroit ¥ree Prem AS TO QUEER NAMES. The man from Punxsutawney and the man from Kokomo Discussed the Chiness troubles, and the first eaid “Don’t you know, I think thess Chinese names wre quee enough to etop & clock.’ “That's right” raplied another man from falr Caucumgomoc. The man from Kokomio ohserved ginger, that's a fac'l That's what my brother says—he lives down hers in Hao! ok, And still another stranger eaid mansg comment was true; And added, with_a smile of pride, homé's in Kal'mazoo® the My Another man took up the strain. “Now, down_at Bkowhegan way And up at Ypsilauti we apewk it every ay, The names are all uncivillzed and heathen in thelr ring, That's what T told my unclé yesterdny in Ishpeming.” “Hohokus {s my native town,” stranger wald; another “And I think all these Chinese names the worst 1 ever read. “Quite, true” agreed a qui mant “they're cert neanny. That's_what my r Tail Holt ~Baltimore Amer! VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clover SBayings Lol assert 1n ' “Just & minute, old chap’ You're just the man I want to see® “No, I'm not I can't spare a cent*—Pittsburg Post. W there a joker In that bin™* “That's what they call it} replied the irdte statesman. “But it dldn't maeke me laugh."—Washington Star, Bettlement worker—So this is your small brother. What does he do all day? Little mother—Smoke aclgaretis for the lady, bub, and swallow de stub, —Harper's Bazar. The years bring wisdom as they fly, ¥ach day we learn another kink. Why, water isn’t half so dry As those who ne r drink 1t think Kansas City Journa Madge—Isn't it awful, dear? The scientists hove discovered that our feet are growing larger, Marjorie - Never mind! Just think how much more our Christmas stockings wiil | hold.—Judge. Absent minded man (at the theatos cloakroom reclaiming his conat How much? Mald—Fifty conts A M That's not much. Last time 1 got . francs on it.—FPele Mele “I invited Bronmson to go to tha Maine woods hunting, but h efuscd on the ground that he was too msen tive “Too sensitive? 1 don't und tand.” “He snid he couldnw't stand being made game of."—Boston Trans seript How quickly our new Americans assimilate our ideas.” “How now [ asked an Itallan friend of wine If " wasn't golin home to fight and " tells me he s po with a T 1 the next block.”-—~Washington Heral fully smart costumes nt the 1 ng neeting. “Were there And Whom did you mee fly 7 ay, « wasn't going to take off my hat to ses \ couple of aeroplanes.”—London Opina ion And you are positive that you can support doughter? T th an make both ends meet.” “That lsn'g suMcient, The man who marries v dnughter must not only male ends meet, he must be able to overlap.”—Life. ack squinted at the beanstalk and n began to climb it “What for’* ried the bystanders, am after the chaps higher up,” he explained, In ! chronicles of that day it ls res corded that he finally landed them. < Chicago Tribune. well, T declare,” said Lot as he re+ alized that his wife hud been turned into a plllar of salt, “That's strange phenomenon. 1 always phought thd old lady was largely peppe Where. upon he dug n salt cellar and lald hes gently away therein before moving one i IN LITTLE Harper's We MUCH China s bullding a rallroad Jine < the Szechwan-Hufeh—which glves em4 ployment to 15,000 coolies, Rubinstein once declared to somed that_he was descended fr the Crusaders who accom hard Coeur de lion to Pu “On the plano, presumably,” was thq smiling response. The mosquito is more numerous i e Arctic zonme than in the tropicm though there is no land too ecold nos too hot for its hubitation, and the only place where it is not found is in los ities where there is little or ng In the Australian commonweallf house of representatives the bill pro viding for :hie construction of a trans< continental rallwey from Kalgoorlis, in western Australla, to Port Augusta, in South Australia, wus read & secd ond time without a division The United-#ruit e pany pliced & service between New York and Sante Marta of four new 5,000-ton boats es+ pecially designed for the tropics, and Colomblan navigation company ess tablished a steamship line with twd 1,000 ton boats, between Tumaco and Buenaventura, Colombia, and Panamag The dominions of the suilan of Zan< zibar embrace the lslai of Zanziban end Pemcha, seversl small adjucent islunds, and the territory. known am Dritish’ East Africa (o & depth of ten miles from ihe cosst. This ten-mile strip, however, Ix under lease to the wast’ Africa protectorate, and it ad< ministrative and commercial affairs sra distineg from (he remainder af tae wuby tanate,