Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, November 22, 1911, Page 12

FAIR TODAY. FAIR, ' WARMER TOMORROW. WHAT 1S GOING ON TONIGHT Moving Pictures at the Breed The- ater. > Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium. The Wife, at Pol:’.‘ Theater. Goethe Lodge, No. 79, I O. O. F., meets in Ponemah Hall, Taftville, Norwich Grange. No. 172, P. or H., meets in_Pythian Hall. Lm:nl' No. éfl I. B. E. W, meets in Carpenters’ . Thames Council, No. 1851, R. A, meets Foresters’ 1. < h_Lodge, No. 12, A. O. U. W, meets in Germania Hall. TPainters’ ind Decorators’ meets in C. y Sach Union ‘Chapter, No. 57, O. E. S, am Memorial. nging Society meets chem meets in Buckin, Froehlichkeit In German Hal ANNOUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill has the best makes of ru , Tubber boots, shoes and arc- tigf. All the Iatest styles, high and lew cut, and at lowest prices. LARGE CROWDS ATTENDING . THE AUDITORIUM. The excellent vaudeville and motion picture bill at this house the first half of the present week is drawing larze audienoes at every performance, and all are going away pleased with the bill offered. Alfredo, that phenomenal violinist, is featuring his excellent musical numbers to big advantage and the well balanced selection of pie which he introduces suits everybody’s taste. The 350 pounds of comedy p sented by De Verne and Van is an act well deserving of the name and is a laugh from start to finis Miss Van has a pleasing personality and puts up a lne of talk and songs which are all instant -hits. Rice and Walters, in their rural comedy sketch, have a neat novelty which is very pleasing and add very materially to the makeup of the | stow. The motion pictures for tod: are new, clear and are all of inter ing subjects. BREED THEATER. Mesquite’'s Gratitude, a gorgeously scenic Indian picture, is the feature at the Bree@ today and tells how an In- dian girl repaid an act of kindness. This girl was passing through the ranch and inconsiderate young ranch- men gathered about to taunt her, whe a -assing cowboy interfered. this young man was called upon to as- sist a white girl who had been insulted by the rowdies. get away without a quarrel in which he severely punished the leader of the | gang, leaving him in an unconscious condition. The sheriff is put upon XKid's trail and this is the point where the Indian’s gratitude comes in. 'She heads him off in his flight and shows «ion to eonceal him in camp. Kid sends | the girl with a note to his friends quiring if the coast is clear.gand she conducts them to his hidine place. The roughs awaken to their {ll-bred duct and, appreciating their guilt, de- This time he did not! con- | etde to cause Kid no more trouble. He | is therefore enabled to return unmo lested, but it is not long before he again visits the Indian camp—this time to lead the little Indian girl away as kis bride. A strong story of the sea entitled The Cabin Boy is another star feature and will prove to be one of the bast] pictures on the bill Tixcellent comedy and other dramat t?mfl“eflngs complete the very attractive AT POLI'S. Again this week have the Poli Play- eors landed another of those productions for which the organization has become famous during the past few weeks—a spciety play that lives up to its name and at the same time is thoroughly en- tertaining and enjoyable. The Wife is & drama with a serious theme that is werth while, some particularly striking situations and an abundance of com- @Gy, all in surroundings of the highest ¢lass and with every detail perfect. The scenery is a deligsht when one re- members the productions that are usu- ally seen with ordinary traveling com- panies, and really it could stand com- parison” with the very best and suffer little if at all. Many persons who have seen stock performances in other cities —and in the largest cities, too—claim that few of them equal the local pro- ductions, and seldom do any of them excell. This continued presentation o Plays of the present high standa cannot fail to eventually result in a tremendous success financially as well as artistically, and in fact at the pres- ent rate of increase the business should scon warrant the tremendeus expe: ‘nvelved. The Wife will well repayv anyone for a visit to the theater and as two performances are given regular- ly every day it is easy to find a suit- eble time. For Thanksgiving week the company has selected a play for laugh- ing purposes only, one of the best gen- uine comedies now available, A Stran- 2er in a Strange Land. Norwich audi- ences like to laugh, and they like to go to the theater during Thanksgiving week, and the combination cannot fail 1o be a winner. Particularly is this the case when it is remembered what ex ceptional talent for comedy thé stock company has already shown. Seats are mzwkseflmg for the early part of the week. 1 LYCEUM THEATER. Coming to the Lyceum theater, New London, on Friday night the attrac. tion will be the tuneful English mu- sical comedy The Balkan Princess with Miss Louise Gunning as the star. The engagement will be for one per- formance only. The supporting com- pany numbers 75 persons. This will be the first time the piece has been seen on tour, coming out of New York, where it has just completed a run of | quare | over six months at the Herald S and Casino theaters. Supporting M Gunring will be seen Josie Intropodi, Geraldine Malone, Lillian Wiggins, Mil. lie Bright, Arthur Stanford, Mark Smith, Kenneth Hunter, Harry P. Gribben, Teddy Webb, Harry Lewellyn, Fobert Millikin, Charles Knapp, Fritz Maclyn, Glenn Connor and a chorus of 80. For this engagememt the or- chestra will be ausmented to over twice its natural size to properly in terpret the delightful score of Paui Ruhens. COLCHESTER Town Meeting Votes Against Leasing Land to Samuel Levine—Mecting of Cliver Woodhouse Lodge. A large crowi zitended the special town meeuxg in Grange hall Monda afternoon. 'he meeting was called order by Selectman Rathbun. Buell was chosen chairman and Jo Condren clerk. The motion before the house was whether the town be by ballot and was marks on the question wy made by others, When the ballot was closed and counted -there was found to be %4 against leasing and 22 for the same. A mction made to adjourn sine die was carried. Rank of Page Conferred. Oliver Woodhouse lodge, K. P., held their meeting in Masonic hall Tues- day evening. A large number was present. The rank of page was con- ferred on three candidates. Matters Personal and Impersonal. The Misses Sterry of New London, immer home se | Judsze | in | | | (Wednes Salem, were callers in town Monday. Thomas A. Day of Salem was in town Mcmday. John coeyle of New- York was in Colchester Mcr.day. Miss Carri» Benson left town Mon- day for a few weeks' visit with her sister in New York. Wesley Brown of Salem was a call- er hnere Tuesday. Frank E. Acams of Westchester was ir town Tuesda: Mr. and Mrs. George Lewis of Gard- rer Lake were visiting friends in town Monday. William H Van Horn returned on Tuesday to Willimantic. L..H. Baldwin of Middletown was a caller here Monday. Frark Oderman of Westch calling on friends nere Monda Harold Portemn has returned few days’ visit in New Haven. Sheriff Wickwire was in W illiman- tic And Norwich Tuesday. Charles Swan of Dast Haddam was in_town Tu:sday. Mr. and Mrs. Willard Saunders re- turned to thei in Peconic, L. I., M.nday, ¥ . to atterd the wedding of niece, Miss Lucy Higgins. YENTIC HAPPENINGS. Birthday Celebration for Miss Paula Cohn—Children of Grace Church Sunday Scheol to Be Entertained. S Cohn of the Bozrah Creamery ertained friends sunday in honor of the 14th anniver. sary of the birth of their niece, Miss Paula Cohn. The ho ed with carns birthday in for flags in a bank of sgreen edge formed the centerpiece. A din- ed f forters ana potato salad. Many games as enjoyed. awarded the Misses T v decorat- . A huge candle merican around the wa ent included Mrs. . Ruth remembered Cars Run to Terminal. Connecticut com- mem- school n of the pel room this 1wmas Mullen Tturphy of Nor- Mr. t D. Meet After Fifty Years. 2 London | A% tin Burns. ears since they met, and ma ing tales were told. Village Visitors. A holdup was reported lage Seve of the mill fence w v night by | There borhood which intoxicated rioters. fights in the ne turbed the peac: Thomas Brown dis- | Willimantic spent Sunday with their am Burns of Schoolhouse | ¢ Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Frink attended at the home of r. and . Clinton Harvey of Norwich Sun- The two seated carriage that has been obstructing the road near has been removed to a near- Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA MONEY LOANcw on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Intérest. An old established. firm to Geal with. (Establ 18 3 THE COLL 142 Main ntral sum of cont Owner can hav this adv. FOR SALE. ' AUCTION The Clesels School at pub! i Wequonoe 1230 p. m., by order of C. F. Brown, Selec‘men Kramer and | in! mnovisa commitiee. WM. J. WILCOX, Auctioneer. GARDEN AND POULTR FARM Gne-quarter all good; WILLIAM B. WILCOX...... Auctioncer AUCTION. I will sell the foilowing personal property at Pu tion on THURSDAY, NOV. at 10 o’clock =a. rm on Plain Hi onn., m., fa wo due D X harness, parator, 1 00 bushels quantity lot chains, and tabies us, lot ¢ ers, 10t chairs, 1it cans, dairy utensils, L 3 es not here mentioned. If stormy, sale next fair day. A caterer will’ be attendance. J. ALLEN GRISWOLD, ; Norwich, Conn. 1il on the dom- | ana | Tt | in the vil-| were a few | rge Brown of | Tib- | ¢ auction on | Saturday, Nev. 25, 1911, af| £ | once. WANTED. _— da:}'fi'l!}(‘on—m S(t:ru‘bblllg or work by the : ent woman. A at Lulletin Oince. hoviza WANTED—A tenement of five or six rooms, with modern improvements, and not cver it or 15 minutes from Frank- 4in_ Square. Appl; novssd Pply Box 500, Bulletin, WANTED—A middle aged man that s ndy with earpenter’'s tools, for encral utility work inside, address tactory, Bulletin Office. novzzd WANTED—Place to do general house- work. 2dAddre!!-! M., Bulletin Office. WANTED—Tactful, refined woman, possessing persistence and willingness to work, Lor responsible position of im- portance, Address Box 55, Bulletin. nOVISSW. parlor stove; good as new. John H. ‘Telephone. room house, Y about Nov. 15. Norwich Town. FOR SALE. FOR SALE—Sparkle Oak, size 14, Apply to Sherman, 16 Mountain Ave. nov22d FOR SALE OR RENT —New eight- 323 Washington St. all (mproven'xlcngl.lv;--l pxu}e{ul::;x Al ter’ eath, e noviWFM Zood rubber tire, odern FOR SALE—Two arch axle, leather top buggies, une run about, quire at 108 North Main St. one horse lumber wagon. n- 1 nov21d FOR SALE—Bay horse weighing 1100, g0od worker and driver, perrectly safe, 12 years old; ™ bre; sam at also a very nice biack are, weighs 1060, standard registered age 11 years, will make good vy horse. These horses will be sold a very low price. 15 McKinley Ave. novild WANTED—Woman, not over 45, to ; FOR SALE — T d three | do all kinds plain cooking. 69 Church |hcifers. T. H. Peabody, East Great Street. nov2ld Pilain. ’'Phone 615 nov2od WANTED—Work of_any Kind by 17 .»eig gl;}l boy. Apply Box 3u, Bulletin. WANTED—Woman for general house- work in tamily of four adults. Chas. nxgk(nney, So. Willington, Conn. 21d WANTED—Workers on _mesh purses. Apply to Mrs. James E. Crary, Jewett { City. 'Phone 9-12. nov2id WANTED —Men to learn barber trade. Only few weeks required. Wages after first month. Steady position guaran- teed. Write for ‘catalogue. Moler’s Barber College, 207 Bowery, New York City. nov2od PERSONAL—Will the butcher who take please take it away and bring me ome good L C, S. cigars from Fagan's moke Shep. E. S. M., Broad street. | WANTED—Boy to work in a drug stor Apply to Bulletin Co. novzod WANTED—For a family of two, an elderly woman, neat housekeeper 'and z0od plain coock. Address S. Bulletin Orffice. novzod TO CIDER MAKE the season Nov. 2 der & Gunderson, succe: ty Bros., 20 Watson nov20d WANTED—At once, a willing, relia- ble man on a dairy farm. Rural, care Bullet novisd WANTED —Position as bookkeeper or nographer by reliable voung man. of references. Address L. R. E Bulletin. noviid st n Cromp- . work, 3, Apply to Lorraine Mfrgz. Iy Branch, Westerl. e WANTED —ScWwers. Apply Yantic Co. novsd SVANTED__Raw furs, at H. A. Heeb- cery Thursday. Arthur C. Bennett WANTED—AL bought at Jos. Co: every Thursday. oved ALL KINDS OF RAW FURS wanted Rawson & Whipple's. Wm. H. ppee. the fur dealer, will be there Friday. novid kinds of raw_ furs nnors & Sons’, Water A. C. Woodworth. left the meat ut my back door by mis- ; welght 2500, years old, kind. Ct. FOR SALE—Four horses, one pair, sound and kind, seven one pair, 2600, sound and Apply Jas. Downing, Plainfield, Tel. 29-6. novod s | P i Tel. Bulletin, No: FOR SALE—One new milch cow, good zed, 10 years old, calved on Saturday. amuel . Holdridge, Ledyard, Conn. 215 novzod FOR SALE—Full size Brunswick- lke-Collender pool table, with Mon- ch cushions, in Al condition. F. E. ies, Wauregan, Ct. noyi$a o FINE MAHOGANY UPRIGHT PI- must be sold at once; cost new : used but a short time. Full par- ulars on request. Write Trustee, Norwich. noviéd roping, .. Roger: novied i fa TFORD RUNABOUT must be sold at been overhauled and ning condition. Geynet, reasonable price thxis Just = Apply to Stebbins & at Sachem Park, evenings, or hone 632-4, for demonstration. novi4d FOR SALE—One pair of horses, 2400 ht, 5 and 6 years old, gv0d drivers one Devon ox, weight worker; 10 ' Chester 9 weeks old. A. T. Gardner noviid A b S noteheads and ness size) envelopes, neatly $1.75; 500 each, $2.7C.. FORR SA that will surprise you {of millinerx d | Main St., opposite P. O. Jewett Conn. nder penalty of name on E—I will sell at a price my large stoc situate on City, novsd fixtures, Miss D. Beauregard pr persons are forbidden trespassing on this farm the law 2 for $1; 6 cash to accompany orde Co., Norwich. Conn. 11 \ooting or it pestage paid, The Bulletin oct31d FOR SALE—A 46 h. p. horizontal boiler, 3 years old, made by Stewart of ‘Worceste! pressure. will stand 125 pound steam Inquire A. A. Fournier, Troy oct21ld FARMERS 250 (regular busi- rinted. for or samples team Laundry. PRINTING FOR 250 6% Send and prices for any orinting vou are in need of. w The Bulletin Ccmpany, Nor- ich, Conn. | WANTED _Railway mall clerks: cus- | toms emploves: average $90.00 month: <aminations Jan. 15th. Sample ques- ‘ns free. Write immediately, Frank- lin Institute. Dept. 35 K Rochester, N. ¥ oct2s, WANTED—Skein winders, spoolers 1 braider tenders for day work and ht work. Apply at Ossawan Mills. oct25d _ WANTED-—--Piano tuning and repair- ing. All work guaranteed. A. G. Gordon, 298 Prospect St. City. Tel. 682-2. INSURANCE MEN Splendid opportunity offered _ to andle ural our Health, Accident and Nat- Death Benefit policy; costs $1.00 This is a form of insurance to the masses and is easily i s, with collect- right men. Apply Boston, Mass, WANTED An experienced per month th Security. noviisw Stenographer and | Beokkeeper, byw ome of Norwich's largest business houses. uired. Address Box 344, City. novi7d HELP WANTED “Wanted at once five girls for general sework and second work., ziso a richt appearing boy (16 years_old.) FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. Coscoran. Supt. Central Blds. WANTED Man Cook . General House and Second Girls Room 32, Central Building. | FOR SALE. The Reason Why Edmund A. Prentice sclls so many | pieces of real estate is because he deals fairly and honestly with both buyer and seller. Consult him at 86 Clff Street. Phone 390. $2,500 a 1100 acre farm. . painted is. in first class condition; one barn ment, one barn 24x30, barn 20x24, crib, woodhouse and eral henneries. This farm is well tered and has a ecranberry bog, acres of apple trees, abundance wood, 60 acres of machine fields' in_a high state of cultivation, % mile to raiiroad station. % mile to church, school and postoffice, near a thriving manufacturing village where employment can be found for a whole { ramily; house built on hizh ground. on macadam road. This is one of the best farm bargains ever offered. The house one would cost more to build than we ask for the whole farm. Don't let | this opportunity slip. Investigate at Transportation free in auto. Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin hoice of 400). WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker. No. 41 West Brond St., Rooms 1 and 2, Westerly, R. I. *Phone connection. TWH FAMILY HOUSE in Westerly Fire District, within 560 feet of troiley, on large lot; also four cottage houses within ten’ minutes’ walk of three large industries, for sale. Particulars given and property shown by FRANK W. COY, 6 Hiph St., Westerly, R. I Telepnones 345—289, oct31d b e T i T buy worked | e novisd References GOOD PRINTING CHEAP—500 6 envelopes (regular business size), car. printe 5, 6x9%, pri £6; 0,! 8§34x11 $ printed, 10,000, ti ¥ ! in corner, $1.35; 1.000, '$1 000. $5.50; 10,060,” $10. 500 noteheads nteg.ut rinted, 500 statements, . $1.25; 1.000, $1.7 600,35, $10. Printing of every descrip- on done promptly. Send for samples he ilulletin Co. Norwich. Conn. For Sale N>. 81 PECK STREET. Two Tenements of Six Rooms Each. Fine opportunity to secure a home and have one tenment to rent. " To Rent Tenement of Eleven Rooms with Bath At No. 1 Thames Street. Price, $15 Per Month. For Sale 308 CENTRAL AVENUE, Ten-Room Dwelling, with Barn. On Car line and a Corner Lot. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. No. ik them all so as to have room for the next car load. = [ stone set tubs, hot water, separate rear entrance, WHITNEY’S AGENCY Real £s.ate and .nsurance FOR SALE No. 43 LAUREL HILL AVE. Residence formerly owned and occupied by the late Mrs. Charles H. Kenyon. Fine location. Exceptionally _ well built house, All modern con'eniences. Price right. Tnquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. SALE HORSES ready for hard work. Also some iat are not as large. I want to sell Come and see them., el. 177-12. ELMER R. PIERSON. 227 Main St., Franklin Square, TO BoNT 11 ELM ST., PLEASANT FLAT OF or 7 rooms, bath. closet, set bowl, s fixtures, $15 per month. S CHURCH ST. UPPER FLAT OF rcoms, with modern improvements, $i5 | per month. 30 CLIFF_ST. VERY CENTRAL, flat t] -oq-;niv-pwmu.‘ns_w under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or TO RENT"” are inserted at the rate o} ) 5 cents per line, six words to the line. { 117 Main Street, City. I pave several good Horses to sell | that will weigh from 1300 to 1400 lbs., ali TO RENT. TO RENT -Tenement of four rooms at 59 Franklin Street. Inquire at Bui- letin C nov2od TO REN all modern improvements, St. _Apply on premises. FOR RE rcoms; modern improvemenis. Street. TO RENT—Twe six-room flats at 120 Broadway; all _modern improvements, Apply at 122 Broadway. novisd TO RENT — Newly rurnished rooms with modern conveniences, centrally lo- cated, Apply to Box 30, Bulletin, nov T—Tenement of eight rooms, at 53 Pearl novidd UP TO DATE furnishea rooms, Mar- guerite building. Mrs. Lees, 376 ?zalldm oct26 TO RENT—.A tenement, 4 rooms, pleasantly located; $6 per month; five minutes’ walk from Square. Inquire 40 Hobart avenue. oct21d FOR RENT—An upper tenement of 6 roomes on lower Broadway. Apply to F. H. Brown, 28 Shetucket St oct13d TO RENT—Xo_ & Union St. facing fon Square, flat of seven rooms. thi. ficor. Enquire of S. A. Gilbert. 111 Main octiod O e TO RENT_ Store at 69 Franklin St.; possession at once. Inquire at Bulletin otfice. oc " T0 RENT Lower tenement of four rooms. Enquire of Joseph Bradford Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. oct2d FURNISHED ROOMS, ali modern ¢ veniencos, 28 Union St. Telepnone 834 4 apr10d LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE TO RENT—With or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, airlest factory floor in Norwich. Apply A. A Fournier, Troy Steam Laundry Bulld- inz,’!’dranklln St., cor. Chestnut Ave Je24 STORAGE Space for Furniture and Commodities. Storing & Le: g Co., 10-20 W. Main FOR RENT Three houses of 8 rooms each at 92, 94 and 96 Chestnut Street and two tenements of 5 rooms each at 526 528 North Main Street, all in good repair, N. TARRANT & CO., and We have a Fine Store To Rent in the Wauregan House Block, APPLY TO The Parker - Davenport Co. NORWICH, CONN. FOR SALE. FOR SALE Small farm of 50 acres of land, well divided, good 6-room house and barn, also henhouse, 40 fruit trees, 400 cords of standing wood, Farm is located on trolley line, near a village, and within 30 minutes' walk of five manufac- turing concerns. Price $2000. FRANCIS D, DONOHUE, Central Bullding, Norwich, Conn. We Have a Fine 8-room Cottage with all modern improvements, in a very desirable location, to exchange for a two-tenement house in a good locality. YOUNG & SHANKS, Room 23 Shannon Bldg. Phone 1100. t FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES TR, I have closed the door on Doubt; 1 will go by what light 1 can find, And hold( up my hands and reach thew ou To the glimmer of God In the dark and call: “lI am Thine, though I grope and tumble and fall, €; and Thy service Is kind.” I sel I have closed the door on Fear; He has lived with me far oo long, If he were to break forth and re- appear, I should lift my eyes and Inok at the sky, Arl‘;d sing aloud, and run lightly Y He will never follow a song. have closed the door on Gloom, His house has too narrow a view, must seek for my soul a wider room, With windows to open and let in the su And radi done, And the breeze of the world blowing through. ~—British Weekly. n, ant lamps when the duy is A Vow, may not ever scale the mountalin helghts Where all y not the in now, ever great men wstand gain the world's de- may wreath of laurel for my may Are not ‘gain the victories that men vmnun? for, nor do a thing to boast of, I may not get a fortune here, but then The little that I have Ill'make the most of., I'll make my little home a palace fine, My little patch of green a garden air, And T shall know each humble plant and vine As rich men know thelr orchid blos- soms rare; My litNe home may not be much teo see, Its chimneys may not tower far above, But it will be a mansion great to me, For out of it I'll take a hoard of love, I will not pass modest pleasures by To grasp at shadows of more splen- did things, Disdaining what of joyousness is nigh, Because I am denied the joy of kings, But I will laugh and sing my way along, T'll make the most of what is mine today, And If T never rise above the throng, I shall have lilved a full life any- way. ~Detroit Free Pr: VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “What's the racket out thera?™ “That's Fido. He's chased your fuzzy hat up the hall tree,”—Detroit Fre« Press. Stella—Jack was on his bended knees to me last night. Belle—Well, poor fellow, he can’'t help being bowlegged. —New York Sun. He—Why don’t you let me kiss you? She—Because it's distasteeful to me. He—Just the opportunity for you to make a little seasonable sacrifice! Satlre. “Did you ever eat grape frult?” ask- ed Finnigan. “I tried it wan’st,” sald Casey, ‘but they'ra too hard to peel’” National Monthly. Harduppe—Is Wigwag honest? Bor- rowell—Well, he came around to my houes the other day and stole an um- brella I had borrowed from him. Philadelphia Record. #Throw up your hands!™ “All right, Go through me as quick as you can. I'm on my way home from seeing a patient and I want to change '‘Go on!”"—Chicago Tribune. He (rejected)—Then you regard me merely as a summer lover, A conven- fent escort to excursions and plenics? She—That's about the case, George. T have looked upon you as a lover in the picnickian sense only.—Boston Tran- script. “That young lady is angry with me, The episode happened at a reception. I couldn’'t see her face under her big hat” “And you mistook her for an- other young lady, eh? Nothing in that to get mad about.” “I mistook her for a plano lamp.”—Washington IHerald “I envy the man who belleves that superstition about Friday,” sald Mr, Growcher, *“I consider it depressing. ™ “Not at all. A man ought to be migh ty comfortable who can Yeel there’s only one unlucky day week”—Washington Star. “Willjubs 1s a clever fellow, but [ fear he has neuropathic symptoms, He has obsessions, don't you kmow, His wife is loving and faithful, but he's always afrald that she Is on the point of leaving him.” *I know, but that's natural. You see, he married his cook.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “I'm a self-made man'” sald proud individual. “Well, you're all right except as to your head,” com- mented the other part of the conve sation. “How's that?' “The part yon talk withh is out of proportion to the part you think with,"—San Francisco Chronicle. MUCH IN LITTLE The supremo court of West Virginia has decided that poker chips are real money. in the Now completed, the official History of the South Afrfcan War has cost in all a net sum of $173,000. | Philadelphia is to have a city plan- ning bureau, whose chief is to receive a salary of $10,000 a year. A New York cab driver ate 57 ears of corn in a contest, which should en- title him, says the Defroit Journal, to be celled cclonel. Charles 8. Hinshaw, a New automobile agent, states that a recent census shows that there are at least 350,000 automobiles in this country. York The city of Tloilo needs $750,000 for FOR SALE Seven room Cottage and about one acre of land on trolley at Thamesville, just beyond the city line. Price reasonable and may be secured on easy terms. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May . Building, Phones: 724 278 Main St. 268-2 FARMS A SPECIALTY 132 Spring Straat, Willimantic, Cenmn. “A PiG'S A PIG FOR A" THAT" Various sizes, nxeal kinds of pigs at BROADBROOK FARM. Puliets and cockerels, White Leg- hoEn and R. I. Reds. Good stock. eLaval separator, No, 15, 1b: hour.” Viseol oil for harness ana s ADDl; to F. O. CUNNINGHAM novisd Tels. 287-2 or 654- < THERE 1s no zdvertising medium in -luv;n Tonnecticut equal Bul- or business Peck’s Keal Estatz Agzncy | water works and it is planned to get | an appropriation for this amount from | the next sesslion of the legislature, | San Mariano has an army of one | thousand men, and these have bheen found amply sufficient to keep at bay | the predatory hordes of military Eu- | rope. A wide expansion of cotton culture | in Southern Morocco and the develop- l | ment of a significant source of supply for the German textile mills are pre- dicted. A Parls physiclan, who was a plo« neer in color printing, also Is the in- ventor of a photographic process which gives effects of both perspective and relief. James Finley erected the first sus- pension bridge in the United States, in 1801, across Jacobs creek, Westmore- land county, Pa. Its span was 70 feet and it cost $6,000. W. W. 8arclay, treasurer of Iloile province, has been appointed superin- tendent and general manager of the first Philippine exposition, to be held in Manila next February. The oldest practicing surgeon in the United States is Dr. D, D, Martin of Tulsa, Okla, He is 80 years old, and recently at a clinical convention in Chicago performed successfully an op- eration which required the skill and judgment of surgeons at their best, ot Y -