Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 27, 1911, Page 12

FAIR TODAY; CLOUDY AND COLDER SATURDAY LOCAL RAINS FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES e WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT l{oung Pictures at the Breed The- ter. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditerium. Sky Farm at Poli's Thea.ht G. A. R., meets 46‘, K. of P, 0od Lodge, No. 6920, M. U, meets in Ponemah l’:.ll Taftville. Lodge Oscar, No. 30, V. O. of A, meets in_Foresters’ Hall. ‘(orwluh Stationary Engineers' Asso- ciation, 6, mests in Blll block. vxrginm ‘Dare Council, No. 25, D. of %.._meets at 65 Union street. ‘Benefit Concert for Haile Club at Y. M, C. A. hall. ANNOUNCEMENTS Hverything is in readiness for Haile club Benefit Concert in Y. AL A. hall tonight. The promoters of ll.e effeir have been hard at work for the past two weeks and everything now points toward a great success. The programme will be rendered at 8.15 . m., as printed in yesterday's Buile- tin, lhe The Plainfield Land and Building Co. wish to announce that their agent. Mr. Thompson, Jr., will be on the prop- erty, at Maple Court, Asylum street, near Newton (John Maple's farm) Sat- urday afternoon to meet those inter- eated and give sizes, prices, terms and other information desired regarding the choice plots they are offering for sale, See adv, BREED THEATER. Our Navy, one of the brightest and | best educational and scenic motion pic- | tures of the day, will be the featiure picture at the Breed today and tomor- row. This is the picture that will give | everybedy a chance to take a trip and | spend a little time with the boys who | stand behind ihe guns of our great bd tleships. Al of the preliminaries reLL- tive to the sailing of the Delaware to the coronation e ises of King| George are clearly shown, and enlight- en the unfamiliar public as to the great | amount of work, time and expense nec- | essary to pi re for such an event. | One incident in this reel that holds the attention of evervone is the launching of the battleship Florida, as it is re- leased from its stays and glides down | majesticallv into the water and floats| triumphantly+= on its surface. All of] the exhiliarating sports of the tars are| shown and enjoved by the audience. Another picture, the like of which has never been seen in Norwich, is a| story entitled Qver the Chafing Dish, and by its very clgver performers the entire story is told simply by the| Life’s complete stor told through this,| one of the most wonderful and unusual | conceptions ever imagined in the mind | and range of human possibility. hands and fe: AT POLYI'S, Tonight and tomorrow’s two per- formances of “Sky Farm” will close| one of the best in the history of the Poli Play Yesterday two immense crowds w ssed the per- formances and were highly en- tertalned judging by the laughter and applause, The demand for tickets for tomorrow’s matifiee makes it look like | one of the largest matinees of the| season. Next week the company will again offer a matinee every day this fact, together with the exceptios 2l play that will be given, “The C should make the week a winne “The City” is Clyde Fitch's last play, the last one he wrote before he died, and it is unquestionably his greatest, No more powerful scene than his tre- menrous second act has never been glven to the stage and is always the town talk wherever presented. This play has never been seen in this city and is another on the long list of high priced successes the management has gziven to the local theatergo at popular prices. Seats for all per- formances, both matinee and night are now on sale. On Monday afternoon, | handsome new souvenirs of Aiss Had- Jey will be presented to the ladies at- tending the matinee, Seats may be now cngaged for the season for the Monday, Wednesday and Friday mat- inees. Brief State News i has | Norfolk.—The Hillhurst been closed for the season. Middletown. Long Hill, 92 his birthday hotel Benjami ears of z Tuesday. Niantic.—William Roge eouple of fine coons weig! and 22 pounds, respec | s caught a| g 17 pounds | vely. Torrington.—3iIrs. W. who has been ill eon avenue for able to be out. Pulau?x k, the Woellingford.—Two rooms of the Col- ony street school were closed week by the health officer fumigated to ward against diphthe- ria. New. Britain.—Miss Afarie Huber has tenderec her resignation as a teacher at the New Britain High school, to teach in the New York pub- lic schools, Winsted.—“If you would stay young don’t forget outdoor exercise,” is the advice of Peter Skiff, 87, the oldes man in the state to take out a hunter’s | licemnse this season. When not picking cranberries in his bogs he is out after game birds. Norwalk,—One hundred Portuguese, fresh from the Azores, have arrived in South Norwalk, and will work for the | Radel Oyster company, as oyster open- ers. It is understood that the Portu- Zuese will replace the colored help! who have been working at the plant. Danbury.—Among the male students | at the eveming school are six men who can write their names in three lan- guages with equal facility, and one man who dashes off his name in four languages with the same speed. Not a few of the students can converse in more than one language. New Haven.—A beautiful Tiffany memorial window has ben placed in 8t, Thomas’ echurch, the gift of Miss Helen Grisweld Gilbert in- memory of her grandperents, Mr. and Mrs. Sam- uel Griswold, and her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Hick Gilbert. T suib- ject of the window is St. Luke, the beloved physician. New Canaan—It will cost between $70,000 and $190,000 to construct the slx miles of track between Norwalk and New Canaan and furnish the squipment for the proposed new trolley line.. The committee which has the matter in hand is at work devising means for raising fhe money by sub- seription of stock. Not Satisfactory. A thirst for revenge is another kind which won’t afford much satis- faction to the man who spends most of his time trying to satisfy it—At- 1 Expensive One. nns,ooo fingers are bag- with the expensive 2 @ 7 “The Best Treatment for Itching Scalps and Falling Hair To allay itching and irritation of the scalp, prevent dry, thin and falling hair, remove crusts, scaies and dandruff, and promote the growth and beauty of the hair, the following i s Baie Taight ail %fl“&";’;%%é“”g ‘the sido i 3 al gtdsx‘mke : pu:r!:s, gently rubbing Cuticura ointment into the with a bit of soft flannel held over the end o the finger. Anoms addif ings about lull an inch until m -me , the gn tha scalp skmggathex tha.n on the hair. The next morning, shampoo with Cuticura soap and hot water. Shamy alone may be used as often as agreeable, but once or twice a month is generally aufliclem for this special treatment for women’s hair. Not- withstand Cuticumm and ointment are sold everywhere, those !un{ to try this treatment may do so with expense by sending to ‘*Cuticura,” Dept. 7N, Boston, for 2 free sample of Cuticura soap and omtmenc. with 32-page book on the skin and BULLETIN'S PATTERN SERVICE. Attractive Dosszpn for the Young Miss—Girl’s Dress. An of check- near the arms- i and hort or be used model. The 1 four 6 10 and equire: ards of “material for the 6 ize T on mailed pattern of this illust ny address on receipt of 10 cents in silver or stamps.. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. LOST AND FGUND. 5] WANTED. ADVEHHSEMENTS cents per line, six ‘words 1o the tine. under the heading of “WANTED, FOR £ALL or TO RENT“ are inserted at the zate <} TO RENT. WANTED—To hire, small farm near troiley or steam car line. Address BOX 58, Mansfield Cent Conn. oct27d TEAMS WANTED — Single dumps, horses, caris and drivers. App]) to Cavanaugh, McCaffrey & Co., lissex, Ct. oct27d FOR SALE. FOR SALE>-Double barrel, hammer shotgun; good condition: $6 to quick purcnaser. Address R, H. care Bulle- tin. oct27d 'TO LET—Very desirable house on Laurel Hill avenue, having all modern conveniences. Apply to J. J. Des{l;gamd. oc : FOR SALE—Bay mare; good worker; price low. Wm. Quayle, Voluntown. oct27d WANTED—T0 rent, to a lady, wigh or without board; on car line, 15 inutes’ walk from city. Address Box L, Bulletin. WANTED—\Vea.Vcrb and spinners. Inquire at 31 Commerce street, Hall ros. oct25d large front room NTED—A girl to take entire charze of the kitchen and to assist in cooking: must be thoroughly compe- tent. Apj 69 Church street. oct2ad WANTED — Two first-class painters. Apply at once. D. S. wood, 166 Fraukiin street. WANTED — First-class Eb.(u,m.il\(‘r iece work or by the week. 227 Main street, upslqlrs Fred Loeffler. oct25d spoolers v work and Apply at Ossaivan Mills. oct25d llouse Un night work. WANTED—Position as 3 . assistant in housework. Apply at this office. oct24d UP TO DATE furnished rooms, Mar- guerite building. Mrs. Lees, 376 Masldn. oct2 HAY FOR SALE. P. Curtin, Baltic. 10 REN enement of four rooms g oct27d. and batn. nquire at 46 School sireet. oct25d in good cordition. Apply to F. W. TO RENT—Two six room flats at 120 Hutcninson, 38 14th St. oct27d Broadway; all modern improvements. Apply at 122 Broadway. oct25d FOR SALE—A nearly new Remington = , typewriter, in, first-class repair; will TO RE: A tenement, 4 rooms, sell for $50. Delivered if taken at|Dpleasantly located; $6 per month; five once. Address Mr. Albert Howlett, | minutes’ walk from Square. Inquire 40 Fiskdale, Mass. oct27d | Hobart avenue. oct21d FOR SALE—New miich cow; extra gcod milker. H. A, Harris, Village Hill, \’\jlllmn e, Ct. oct26d FOR RENT—An upper tenement of 6 rooms on lower Broadway. Apply (o ¥. H. Brown, 28 Shetucket St. octidd FOR SALN—Sev eral hundred tons of lake ice (pure). Write or ‘phone E. Blanchette, Danielson, Conn. oct26d - FOR RENT — Cottage house, five rooms; also tenement on Main St. Dr. Brewer, 54 Broadway, City. octlld RABBIT HOUND FFOR young dog; H.; ight every are Bulletin, or Telephone 1067- oct26d _FOR SALE—A few thoroughbred S. C white Leghorn cockerels, at reason- able price. 61 E. Town St, Norwich Town. oct26d D — A competent tor person housework in a with ref. family of t questions from previcus examinations. Franklin Institute, Dept 36 J., Roches- ter, N. Y sep28d | TWANTED Piano tuning d,nd repau ing. All work guaranteed. Gordo 298 Prospect St., City. Tel 582—_. WANTED At once, 4 First-class Tailors. Jos J. Donovan, Cloth Shop, 327 Main street. hione 591. oct27d STATE OF CONNECTICUT Free Employment Bureau, Norwich, Ct. ‘Wanted at once, 3 cooks (1 male and 2 female), work, a scrub-man for hotel, eral boys. M. J. Coscoran, Supt. and sev- Central Bldg. WANTED Family Cooks, General House Girls {and a first-class Laundress. Steady work and good pay. Room 32 Central Building. 3 h black brown ears; 1 ear ollar. with Plainfieln ird will_be given Racine, Plainfield. oct27d diamond ago_on turr hd New Lon Corner. R. F. wi LOST—White foxh spots on boc plit two inches; t A suitable rew i eturned to F. I. Tel. 994, Moosup Div. REWARD for return stickpin lost two weeks between Norw in_vicinity of r, Cochegan R Norwich, Conn. —Large biz with_boblail: Reward i Preston. white fox- seen follow hound, ing a fox Pendleton, ast oct2id 211-2. LEGAL NOTICES. JOURT OF PROBATE HELD b, within and for the Distr on the 26th day of Octo Present—NELSON J. AYLING. Judge. e of Mary Walz, late of Preston, Dis llowance: it is llxe!e— S5 Ordered, That the 31st - of Octo- ber, A. D. 1911, at 11 X in the forenoon, at the Probate Court room in the eity of Norwich, in said D same 1s, appointed for g ind ihe said Administrator is 10tice thereof by once in some news- ulation in said Dis- days prior to the and make return to ed to give order 2 ci pub- Judge. a troe . CHURCH. ( oct erk. 7a UNTY COM- n County: 1 e to sell and icating ne wine 1ding. at except in said by apply for -xchange spirituc liguors, ale, lager and 3 the i . town of ( nIV heste: rooms and a or par to form booth 1 rooms. located w or r: of which ned in such man- hundred feet chureh edifice school, or the or any cemetery. th day of Kinney, aré 1 real es- Colchester, and state. of of hereby sign and endo foregoing application of Thom ey for a license, and hereb that d applica s a suitable to be h jant to appleation. ict Y, 12th day of ard McGlory, elley, G. A. C. I hereby © 12 r\m] si i Zners and en- electors and taxpay the town of 3 [ N C I‘R}\ To oct20T Assessors Notnce All persons in-the Town of Norwic liable to pay taxes are hereby notified to return to the As. ors on or before the first day of November, 1911, a written or printed list, properly signed and sworn to, of all taxable property owned by them on th. t day of Oc- eturned to H. H. | i 40 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Ct. FOR SALE. FOR SALE 81 Peck St. Two Tenement House | Lot 50x100 feet. | will be sold cheap. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, If YOU Want To |BUY or SELL, HIRE or RENT REAL ESTATE communicate at once with YOUNG & SHANKS, Room 23, Shannon Blda., Norwich, Ct. We Plate s Liability, A othe nds of INSUE reliable compan Automobile. dent, and all CE, in good, SALE HORSES 1 that are for sale or 1 e good chunks, several and four nice drivers The most of d every day, ight to work. Come and see ELMER R. PIERSON. sep27d tion to so are r HURRY UP and get first pick. THE TARM, TOO. F. O. CUNNINGHAM. Peck’s Real Estate Agency FARMS A SPECIALTY 132 Spring Streat, Willimanlic, Conn. G WITTER . ¢ o5 geialgoital Auctioneer AUCTION At xmhlu auction on MON at the George Ben- es from Jewett road leading west on 'm. tober, 1911, £ % & the = running from.Jew- R ! ailing to make a | ii"City to eld, at 9 o'clock a. m. ist will be c a penalty of 10| the following d crxbed Rroperty: per cent. additional, according to law. | teen head of stoc Blan'k can be obtained at the Asses- |cows giving milk, - olds with sors’ office in City Hall, or will be sent | calf, two yea. by .mail upon application. Office | U helfer Hours: 10 2 m. to 4 p. m. eleht d 22 g s agon, one wil be received beginning one Osborné mowing s Oct. IthE191T: > rake, one Osborne Dated at Norwich, Conn., Oct. 4 Hoe cino e 1911 LTt A s one seed dr 9L te s 2 5] \m harnesses, number of JOHN P. MURPHY, shovels, forks, etc JEREMIAH J. DONOVAN, MICHAEL J. CURRAN, HOWTUCK AEE . ANITARY PRING WATER YJATISEYING Tel. 34-2. Norwich, Conn. one up and drm n fodder cutter, 30 hens, four tons- of mowed eats, quantity of corn fodder, 200 bush- of husked corn, about bushels of corn in shock. Terms cash at time of sale. If stormy, sale will take place next fair week day. FRED A. HASKELL. oct27d AUTCMOBILE STATIOWN, 8. J. Colt, 6 Otis Street. Automoblls ad Bleycle v.owut A(mm:l Alae ‘emo work. Jobbig ‘FPhon ““Phony 6 girls for general house- | IFOR SALE handsome 7 passenger I er whicl first-class condition. 1 make right price for.quick_ saie. Adress J. W. I\elle G‘Lra"e The Hart- D—Oid geese feather beds. — prices paid. ~Address C. F.j FOR SALE 200 cords seasoned mix- Dickinson, General Delivery, Norwich,T€d wood, three-quarters mile from Conn. oct10d | ‘f]fi‘land sta{{m})}: al: 1;(\G CL‘;\'x"dsttwo ———— miles from Willimantic. G. M. Flint, NTED- 7000 railway mail cierks, | 165 Ash street, Willimanti®P Conn. oms clerks, mail carrier: oct24d coming. . Send postal for i schedule showing date and free sample FOR SALE—A 46 h. p. horizontal boiler, 3 yvears old, made by Stewart of Worcester; will stand 125 pound steam pressure. Inquire A. A, Fournier, Troy Steam Laundry. oct21d fiiR FIXTURES FOR SALE—Bar and back bar and fixtures, all in gcod, first- class condition; length 25 feet; back bar has 56 square feet of mirrors; dou- ble coolers, including plumbing, with lockers with glass doors to show goods. Can be bought at your own figure. Aat" s Dan Whalen, Westerly, R. I. oct20d AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE—QUICK. One Ford 6 cylinder touring car. Two Ford 4 cylinder runabouts. All in good condition. Stebbins & Gevnet (evenings only), Sachem Park. octl8d ¥Q —Tine resigence of mine rcoms and bath, in excellent condition, gas and city water. F. T. Backus, R. F. D. Xo. 2, Norwich, or Tel. sep26d FOR SALE—12 horsepower runabout, Al condition. Inquire Dr. Walker, Nor- wich. sepdd TOR SALE—Second hand parlor -Lovc! TO RENT—No. 8 Union St, facing Urion Saquare, fiat of seven rooms, thi.d ficor. Enquire of S. Gilbert, 141 Main St. octifd TO RENT—Store at 69 Franklin St.; possession at once. Inguire at Bulletin Office. octéd TO RENT_Desirable large nine-room flat on main fioor, modern improve- mentis; price, $13. 108 North Main St. octsd TO RENT—Lower tenement of four rooms. Enquire of Joseph Bradford, Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. oct2d FOR RENT—Nice six-room tenement, at East Great Plain. T. Backus. Telephone 727. sep25d FURNISHED ROGMS, ail modern con- veniences, 38 Union St. Telephorne $34-¢. apriod LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE TO RENT—With or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, airfest factory floor in Norwich,/ Apply A. A. er, Troy Steam Laundry Build- Franklin St., cor. Chestnut Ave. STORAGE and manufacturing space for rent. Pul- leys, shafting, hang benches, heavy bolts anpd screws for sale. The Storing & Leasing Co., 10-20 West Main street. Elevator Blng. ocitl6d FOR RENT Balance of Season, Seashore Cottages from $100 to $1,500. - FRANK W. COY, 6 High Street, - Westerly, R. L. PRI‘\"I‘!'\(: noteheads and 23 ness size) envelopes. neatly printed. for $1.75; 500 each, $2.70.. Send for samples and prices for any orinting you are in need of. The. Bulletin Company, Not- wich, Conn. GOOD PRINTING CHEAP—500 6 envelopes (regular business size), card printed in corner, $1.35; 1.000, $1.85; $5.50; 10,060, $10. 500 noteheads. Dl’ntefl $1.35; 1,000, $2; 5,000, 10,000, $11.50. 560 Ietterheads. 1, printed, $1.65; 1.000, $2.70; 5,000, 10,000, 817.50; 500 biliheads, 7x8%'%. ])rlnted $ 1,000, $2; 5.000. $6.50% 10,000, $12. 0 statements., 53x81%. printed, $1.25; 1,000, $1.75: 5,000, $5.25; 10,000, $10. Prmt!ng of every:descrip- tion done promptly. Send for samples. The 2ulletin Co,, Norwich. Conn. FOR SALE Small farm- of thirty-six acres, one mile from Versailles, new five-room house and good sized barn, all in good repair. Plenty of fruit. Twelve acres woodland, nine acres brook-watered pas- ture, balance good tillable land. ‘Will be sold on easy terms to suitable purchaser. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May Building, Phones: 724 278 Main St. 368-2 FOR SALE No. 308 Ceniral Avenue 10-ROOM DWELLING with large barn on corner lot. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. Charles E. Whitney 227 MAIN STREET == FOR SALE Roozevelt Ave., No. 88—Near the Ble(\chely nevill six-room cot- tage, large en. with grapes, fruit. ete. Low price and e terms. in St., Preston Side, No. 844—Largc t of land with small cottage and n. Excelient well. 27 Myers Ave., West Side—Modern of_ eight rooms, with several Jots, fruit in variety and quantity. At hargain price. Boswell Ave.. No. 17, opposite the park. An exceilent house in a fine lo- cation. Several building lots. Modern improvements. Will be sold very low to_a quick buyer suit. For other renti, consult lists at office on Franklin Square. sep28d Automobile Bargain 1910 Model Buick Touring Car. All in first class shape; new tires, extra shoes and tubes. Will be sacrificed for quick cash sale. Address Box 61, Wil- limantie, Conn. jy21d HERE! $1,600.00 will buy a good cottaze house, barn and o acre land, one pile from Franklin Square. E. A. PRENTICE, ’Phone 300. 86 Ciiff Street. AUCTION Having sold my farm, two miles east of Colchester, on the Lebanon road, will sell at pubuc auction Wednesday, Nov. 1st, at 9 o’clock a. m., my stock, ccnsisting of 3 horses, 20 firstclass cows, 40 tons of hay, 30 tons millet, and other crops; farming tools and machin- also furniture and household I. P. GROSSMAN. Qct. 27, 1911. oct27d and terms made to property for sale or to Colchester, We have a Fine Store To Rent in the Wauregan House Block, APPLY The Parker - Davenpart Co. NORWICH, CONN. TO FOR SALE. FOR SALE A farm of 50 acres of land well divided: good 6 room house and barn: hen houses; 600 cords of wod on farm: over 50 bearing fruit trees. All within 3 mmutes’ walk of trolley and 10 minutes of Baltic village. Price $2,000. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Conn. At Pieasant View offer a {en-room coitage, all furnisa- :d, lot 80 by 200; the price reasonabiu. At Quonochoniang [ offer an eight-room cotlage, large lot. :ement wall in froni, cement walks, innual reatal $200; price low. seventy-five Building Lots fronting on ocean, 50 by 130, at prices from $250 to $800. Very easy terms. investigate. A six-acre farm for $275 cash. Send for Wilcox's Farm Builetin (choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Esiate Broker, No. 41 West Broad Street, Rooms 1-2, Westerly, R. L Long Distance 'Phone. Je2sa FOR SALE NO. 57 WEST MAIN STREET. "Fhe property owned and om:u- pied by the Estate of Robert Brown, Plumbers, known as the Pequot Building, will be sold on most favorable terms. Apply to JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Ct. MONEY LOANED o= Diamonds, Wntchu‘ Jewelry and Securities of any kind at th Lowest Rates of lnternt. An ola umblls(hed firm to deal wi tablished 1872. TERAL “ CO, THE COLLA’ 142 Main Street, Upstairs. CONANT. 21 Frasklia Strec: Whiissiona 5S¢ and the J. F. . 10c Silgars are the Dest em the. marke ATy themn THERE 1s no advertising medlum in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- letin*for business results POLTRY. HE KNOWS, “At r.hlé great palace of Magnificent A thmasand'wa}s lead to his thousand Vrhich, day nd night, are still unbar- red to all, ‘ know not @t which door t will be given to me At :Iaat to enter in. I do not know which way, Of all the thousand ways, ‘Will bring me to that door.\f 1 do not know the day When, at that unknnwn door, That way shall find ”1 end. But in that unknown way 1 know my feet are set, And forward still I fare. And vm.y and door and day Are all well known to Himr ‘Who gave to me my life. So forward still' I fare Each day in_calm content. He knows. What need I more? He'll lead my tai!ing steps All that appointed way, And ope for me the doo‘r. —National Magazine. WINDOWS., The winfows of the place wherein I dwell I shzgl malke beautiful. Hent Shall en]t?;r crudely; but with colors b And warm and throbbing I will weave & ell of rambow tracery the theme to tell Of seer and simple saint and noble knight, Beggar and king, the valiant fight, Thely shall transtigure No gar]s_h who fought even:my poor And when the shadows of the night be- gin And sifted sunbeams fall no more on me, May I have learned to light my lamp within, So that the passing world may look Stinl lhe fa.lr message, though in paler o U\e sweet lives who help men to live true? —Abbie Farwell Brown. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “Why aren't you at home for din ner? The baseball season is over.” “My wife doesn’t know that, and I thought I wouldn’t tell her for a couple of weeks vet.”—Pittsburg Post. The Rev. Mr, Hollers—Mistah John- sing, what foh you cail dat son of voh’s Isaak Walton, when he was bap- tized George Washington? Mr, Johnson —RBecause, sah, da rascal’s reputashun ; foh verac'ty made dat change imper- ’tive.—Christian Register. Knicl er—Mr. Hall says our stomachs will force us back to the land. Bock- er—The vermiform appendix doc.; it for a great many of us.—New York Sum The melancholy days have come To settle all our hash— When summer clothes are on the bum And winter clothes are eash. —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Knicker—What were the wild waves | saying? Bocker—They didn't get & chance to say anything, My wife was in ‘hathing.—New York Times. “The first thing I do every morning is to tell my wife that she looks younger and more beautiful every day. “Doesn’t she ever suspect that you are lying?” “Oh, yes, she knows it, but it i keeps her from starting in to find fault with me, just the same.,—Chicago Record-Herald, In viewing baseball games, at times we note with great dislike A man who labors not at all, yet goe= 1 out on a strike. —Dallas News. “These porous plasters are something | new.” “As to how?” “After they have been used as plasters they may be put on the pianola and will play a tune. We have belladonna, plusters compris- {ing "all the popular airs.”—Louisville | Courier-Journal. < MUCH IN LITTLE Nevada has only seven-tenths of a man to the square mile. The London underground systems are being linked portant extensions undert railwaw p and im- ken. Finland. with its thousand lakes, is now considered attractive enough to { be on' the-general tourist’s list. A rotary grater, to be clamped to a j kEitchen table, is a finger saver that an Olip woman has patented. An attachment has been invented to an alarm clock turn on and light o gas jet at a predetermined time. { Ingenious tagkle has been devised to { make a tree that is being feiled pull its own stump from the ground with it. { — \ Further English purchases of hotels the U mled States are noted by Brit- the latest being the St. in San Francisco, for over $5,- | 000,000 The sugar crep of Occidental Ne- gros has been .injured by excessive rains so far this season. It is said that the current vear’s crop will not exceed 60 per cent, of the normal out- put. Japanese engineers favor the English { type of locomotive, principally because the center of’ gravity is considerably wer, and they feel it is safer on their j curves with the narrow gauge. A New Jersey woman has been 2 cook in a family for 42 years. She et never asked for a vacation. has never found fault with anything, has always cooked on a coal range and is happy and contented. An organized plan for advertising the Philippines is now to be under- teken by the government for which | the legislature has appropriated $25,- 000 te private subscription. At Dresden there is in the course construction what is said to be the largest radiator in the world. This radiator is intended for the motor of an airship of 300 horsepower and is made entirely of. aluminum. New York has two universities, seven colleges for men, two colleges for wo- men and one college for men and wo- men, in all 12 institutions of higher education, these having 1.306 instruc- ters and a registration of 11,372 stu- dents. The importation of "Australian cattie and sheep into the Philippines has ccmmenced in earnest. As to the mat- ter of restocking with Australian cat- tle “portions of the Philippines in which rinder-pest has destroyed the live stock no definite policy has yet ‘been adopted. - . In Asiatic Russia there are 188 rivers of a total length of 73,558 miles, four lakes with a navigable length of 707 miles, and e capal four and two-thirds miles long. Rafting and navigation are carried on for 55,210 miles. = Rafting is exclusively done over a distance of 3,759 miles, and ste oat navigation is maintained over 21,667 miles, while passenger boats ply over 13, 668..miles.