Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 6, 1911, Page 12

ARMER' RAIN AT NIGHT SATURDAY, WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT th. Breed The- Movxnx Pictures Vaudeville and Metion Pictures at Auditorium. The Iouse of a Thousand Candles at Poli's Theater. Sedgwick Post. No. 1, G. A. R., in Bucklngham Memorial o Ladics’ Auxiliary, A. O. H, meets in liibernian Hall. 5 Norwich Stationary Engineers' Asso- cialion, No. 6, meets in Bill Block Svea Swedish Sick Benefit Society meets in Germania Hall. Court City of Norwici, No. 63, F. of A, meets in Feresters’ Hall. Miantonomo Council, Ne. 30, T. A , meets at 21¢ Laurel Hill A\ enue. ANNOUNCEMENTS The Saturday afternoon teas at the \or\nr'h elub will be resumed October ate: meets 7, for the season eof 1911-12. See the solid and durable child's, and misses’ school shoes Frank A. T’ill offers at 866, $1.00, $1.25, $1.50 and $1.75. Don’t forget Columbus @ance, Olympic hall, Oct. 12, by Cross councii, Whist, 8 to 10. ing, 10 te midnight. AT POLYS. With a stock cempany that has never bean equaled in this city and never ex- celled in New England, and one of the greatest plays of the present day, The Man of the Heur, the management of Poli's theater & making ene ol the Imnost serprising offers for next Monday night, the epening performance of this wonderful play, that has ever been made in connectien with anvthing the- atrieal in this ol It is the desire of the management to have everyone see this popwlar company in this play and thereby learn just how geed the pro- ductiehs of the looal company can be. o that end there will be pubtisked in Saturday moerning’s Baulletin a coupon entitling any lady to a free admission and reserved seat Monday night if ac- companied by some person with one paid reserved seat ticket. But in ad- ditieri to this is the fact that Mon- day is tne regular souvenir night, and thevefore every lady attending will re- ceive a set of postserd souvenirs of John H. Booth, three in number. The Man of the Hour hae been one of the mest tromend: hits of late vears all over the coun amd hes mever Been seen in #his eity. The performance zs given by the Poli Players should be notable in every way, as the or- ganizatien is thoroughly eapable in its individual makeup and as an ergan- izatton. This week’s Will 38 The House of a Thousand Candlles and it is pleas- inz bewond anyt that has ever been done fm stock fn this city. Te- xl, tomerrew afternoom and night will see the last three perfermances of ths week. BREED THEATER. whist and SR A Temnessee Love Siery is the fea- ture picture at the Breed today and tells of the mmsipathy of twe Tennes- see farmers for each ether. One has e daughter, and she ¢ther has a voung son. Thess twe dren, knowing of the existing enmity, »esolve to run away and get married. This they do, end on the day of the elopement, the voung fellow accidentally shots 7 sweetheart’s Brother, mistaking him for & dees, following the deer to a point where he i& eventually kilied. The girl's fither swears revenge, and spends years tryvimg to loeate the ecuple, finafly running acress their little eabin in the woeds. The en- | raged father rushes te the door with gun leveled, ready %o fire, when he discovers the giri's husbamd rocking the baby te sleep. A from the baby causes him t3 érep the gun and saves the feillow’s life. ‘When the vourng wife enters, she finds Mer father rocking the baby te slaes. The b#fl alse inetudes 2 superb Bio- graph, and a Vitagraph, and a thrill- ing story of a wild man. Aliss Day sings mest suceessfully Pansy LETTERS TD THE EDITOR Analysis of the Vete. Mr. Wditer: A cemparative study of the election returns reveals seme very interesting faets. Taking the vote cast for the agents of the tewn depesit fund a5 a basis, there were 2406 republican vetes cast in Norwich in the town election in 19%0. Im 193 the average weas 1346, a » ubkm loss of 1669, or “ peor he democrats cast 2212 vetes in l'“ and 1664 in 19%]1, a2 demo- cratle falllmg off'of 068 votes, or nearly 36 cent. The soslaliass and prohi- J nists @i wet wommindie a ticket in the average vete cast for by #he feur parties in , 1010, with he average vote cast for amsoseér in 1811, it is found m cast 1987 votes in in.n}l 11, a less of #73, or 39 per cm:t e rm’b].ica.n_q cast 1772 votes in 6 and 1346 in 1911, a Toss af 428 Vetes, or 24 per cent. The socialiste cast 188 veties in 1910 and 169 in 1811, more than heidin~ their | own while the prehihitionists cast 86 vetes in ””zfl #% in 1911, a loss of 31 wvotes, per cent. In tabular !-gn the reswit is as Tellows: 3 z | [ i © = : = s s = LA 3 . 8 P e & 8 s B e Party. 3 B = i Demoeratic ,.1827 488 1564 19 9.7 Republican ..1772 44.8 1346 24 Socialist ..... 168 4.2 169 Prohibitionist 36 2.2 55 3953 3124 { *Gain. Te sum up, every party lost votes in Norwieh except the socialists and in percomtage of total votes cast the re- publicans and prehibitienists lost ground and the secialists surpassed the demecrate. The secialists have every reasen to feel pleased with the resuits ef the election, censidering that this is the first time they have contested a town electien, thet there was no ner- sonal sclicitation for votes fer —arty candidates and no memey spent for conveyances, ete., except for the print- | ing of party platforms. The New Lon- don Day says that there were only 50 socialist votes cast in Norwich | nd that free text boeks carried, showing it is not alwaye safe to depend on out | of tewn sources for news. The election in New London tells the following story: of Total g\ et Barty. Bug Tenooratic L1499 488 800 Hepublican 48. Sucialist 2 Prohibition 1110 *Gain. | seasons, | possibie advantage t'l\é- flnt? of said hearing. a'-aw H. co - rRIDAY, OCT. 6, 1911. crats and republicans lost heavily, Mayor Mahan's party suffering the most. This is the first time the New London socialists have nominated can- didates. ‘Who really won in New London? In Willimantic the socglists also ertered the lists for the firfgtime, and what-do the election results show? of Total. z Party. £ Republica 4.2 Democratic *Gain. In the town of Windham the demo- crats and republicans lost votes abso- lutely and lost standing relativ com- pared with 1910, the democrai slump being especially notable. The socialists and prohibitionists both gained abso- lutely and relatively, the latter making the more marked improvement. Tt is only by careful analysis of the . comparing one clear idea senti t can The socialists in Connec- r upon campaign with confidence and enthusiasm. . EDWARD PERKINS CLARKE. Nprwich, Conn., Oct. 3, 1911. Causes of High Prices. Editor Bulleti in Wednesday's Bulletin, October 4, Neighbor Vallette sustzins my contention that history itself and the old adage of there is nething new under the sun is Wherein he says thes (omnf under the same tem as the Bgyptians, and from 1792 to the present time mhe same mon- archial system of private ownership of money is, he asserts, the cause of the present high cest of livinz. In the report of the select commit- tee of the United States senate ap- pointed in 1910 t6 ascertain the causes of ‘the inerease in the cost of living, | the following were among {he reasons on of farm P higher wages ’1"u bigher \QIL Increased demand farm products and food. Shifting of population from food-producing to food-consuming oceupations and local- ities. Reduced fertility of land result- ing in lewer average production or in increased expenditures for fer tion. Increased panking facilities in agricultural localities which enable farmers to hold their crops and mar- ket to the best advantage. This re- sults in steadying prices, but also tends to advance prices. Reduced sup- ly comvenient te {ransportation fa- ties of such commodities as tim- ber. (‘gld-storage plants, prleventing extrempy ’ ffuctuntions of prices of certain'commodities with the but by enabling the whole- | salers to buy and sell at the best tend te advance reason o pric Tnereased cost of distribution: in- dustrial combinations: organizations | of producers and of dealers: adver | ing: creased money supply: over- ! capitalization, and higher standard of Living, So Brother Vallette will see the | causes of high prices of Hving ar varied as what causes incubator cnicks to die in the shell. ¢ There is but one remedy for high prices, says Brother Vallette, and that is thll ownership of all money when - congress and pafd out to indiv duals for service and for prod- nucts creaked by labor. I comstrue this to mean either state, or government regulation of prices. recent comvention at Beston, i of the American Bar assoecia- tiom, E. H. Farrar, a noted lawyer and the president of the association, said in hig address: Feor the govern- ment to fix the prices of merchandise bought and sold in commerce ig ut- terly beyond the power of any legisla- tive body in Americs, amd our free mocratic seclety. based on ihe inde- lendence of the individual and the de veiopment and protection of imdividual | rights, would be shattered to its foun- —————— e LEGAL NOTICES. BY VIRTUE OF AN ORDER OF A Court of Probate hqlden at [Lebanen, within and-for the District of Lebanon, on the 29th day ef September, A D 1911, authorizing and directing the sale of the real estate of George A. Fuller, late of Lebanon, in said District, de- ceased, said real estate, censisting of a tain~parcei of land, with hulldings thereon In aecordance with is hereby ziven of said real estate. EDWARD P. LYMAN, Administrator. AT A COUVRT OF PROBAYE HFI.D at North Stenington, within @nd the District of North Stenington, on 4(h day of Octobar, 1911. Present—CALVIN ‘A. SNYDER, Judge Hstate of Horatie P. Palmer, late of in sald Distric North Stonington ceased. The Administrator having ma ten application to said Court cerdance with the statute, for an order of sale of the whole of the real estate described therein, it is Ordered, That said _application heard at the Probate Office North Stoningion on the 14th d&ay of October. 1£11, at 2 o'cleck in the afternoon, and that notice thereof be given by insert- ing a copy of this order once in The | Norwich Morning Bulietin, a newspaper having a circulbtion in saig District, | «nd 1at le(nrn h' made to this Court. Atteat: LVIN A. SNYDER, octéd T\u]g@ AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Nerwich, A D. 1911 J. AYLING, » of Henry B. Tra . in said District, The Tr\gflee exhibited his final ac Judge. count with said estate to the Court for allowance: it is therefore . That the 12th day of Octo- her, A, 1911, at 23 o’cloc the af- | ternoon. at the Probate Court Room in the Ci Norwich id District be. ar is, appointed fo hearing the same. and the said Truste is directed to give notice thereof B publishing this order_once in som newspaper having a circulation in said District, at Jeast five days prior to the Gate of said hearing, and make return to the Court 3 NELSON J. AYLING The above and foregoing is copy of record. Atte. FANNIE C. CHURCH. octéd Clerk. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and. for the Distr on tlie 5th day of October, AYLING.” Judge, Avery. late of t. deceased. Avery of Norwich, Conn., Court and filed a petition the reasons there set administration be zranicd the. estate of said deceased, al- forth, that rpon lczed to be intestate. Whereupon. it is Ordered, That said petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich. in said District, on the 9th day of October. A: D. 1911, at 11 o’rlock in the foreneon. and that notice of thn ¥ of said petition, and of said ring thereon, he given by the pub- tion of thix order one time in some t! on in sald ana that re- turn be made fo this Cour NELSON J. AYT have made by far the largest gains, followed by the prehivitionists, while the demo- In New London the secialisis T'ne fbove 1|:d foregn Vv of recor Atla!t‘ I'AN'NLE C. LHLRCH. which result in | be | h day of October, | 1 | 4 | | i WANTED. ADVERTISEMENTS 5 cents per line, six words to the line. under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or TO REN are inserted at the z1ate c! WANTED-—Man around 50 business in unoccupiec Special inducement; permanent. & Company, Nur Conn. | to look’ | | i C. . Bur Manchester, ANTED——Intelligent men as mgan» insurance feature: 23 g00d work for e time. . Wright, New Iingland Monigomery Center, V. octhd HAVE YOU A FARM TO RENT. suitabie for stock raising? Addre. Tenant, care Norwich Bulletin. oct3 WANTED—A light touring car, four- cxlmdor:, must be in good order. ¥ Supt., s P 1224, Jewett ¢ Tel vaeu City. octdd WANTED — Tadies or g n.lemt‘n agents for Norwich and nearby towns; also two to travel: salary; anvone open for a position? Address L. M. Goss, Gen’l Del.. Norwich. ocidd WANTED—First elass meat cutter. G. O. Hathaway, 8§ West Main St. oct3d WANTED—7.000 railway mail clerk: postoffice, customs clerks. mail carriers. Examinations coming. Send postal for schedule showing date and free sample ?_uestmus from previous examinations. ranklin Institute, Dept. 36 J., Roches- ter, sep28d W l]\"l‘ED-—Pmno tuning and repair- ing. All work uaranteed A. G. Gordoen, 298 Prospeect § City. Tel. 682-2. W AV’I‘ED—HandV man for work in and about house;” must be married; references ret‘v(red Apply only in per- son. illiams, Yantic.” sepl3d HELP WANTED Wanted at once several Girls for Gen- eral Housework, Man and Wife for a Farm, and a competent Housekeeper. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, _ M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bidg. WANTED. Family help, weavers especially Crompton Looms. Apply to Pawcatuck Woolen Co. Potter Hill R L WANTED Weavers, Burlers, Spekers, Spin- ners and Card Room help. YANTIC WOOLEN CO. WANTED Family Cooks, General Hsuse Giris and Man and Wife on farm. J. B. LUCAS, Room 32, Central Building @aticn and a new social order built up before any such maintained It may Bbe such a thing, lette, that money may prices; but when it does happen all the people w be summering and wintering on the “Beautiful Isle of Somewhere” and Bre'er Valiette and myself will be where Mcses was when ihe light went cut. JOHN W. AYER. Sovik Franklin, Conn., Oct. 5, 13 5 preposition could be Bre'r Val- ic ownership of all the remedy for high be in my humble opinion LOST AND FOUND. LOST—A beagle hound, nine weeks 0ld; mouse coiored and white. Return ! tp Fred Gardmer, No. Main St., Jewett Sity. oot6d CAME TO MY PREMISES One Je wey and ome black and wh‘\te heife: Owner ean have same BY Droving pro: erty and paving charges. Sam W Win- aher, Gardner Lake, P. O. Colchester. octsd Subscribe. With Us Now for Your Magazines for (912 and we will save you money as prices of some of them will be advanced soon. CRANSTON & CO. A BARGAIN| Berkshire Bond Typewriter Paper, 8 1-2x13, ; PIG 4 brood sows, 1 boar. 19 shoats 7 littie. all Chester Whites $1.20 a Ream The best on the market at this price. A-1 Typewriter Ribbons and Carbon Paper. . MISS JEWETT’S, i Public Stenographer and Shorthand Teacher, HOWTUCK 283 Main Street. AF| ANITARY ATISFYING Norwich, Cona. PRING WATER Tel. 34-2. MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at. th‘ Lowest Rates of Interest. An ola established firm to deal with. (Established 1872.} THE COLLATERAL LOAN co, " 142 Maim Street, Upstaira, FOR FURNITURE AND COMMODEFIES, Sphce for Manufacturing. The Storing & Leawing sensod 10-20 West Main St. FOR SALE. _ TO RENT. . JAX FOIt SALE_—About 30 tons L =Store at 69 Franklin St; Lmqhen ntie, Ct. vethd pfisessxon al once. lnquire at Bulletin — ————— ce. d THREE FARMS SOLD LANI WEEK Sl —If vou want to sell yours, write or{ TO RENT—Two newly furnished call upon K. A. Strout Co., New Lon-|rooms. Inquire at Shetucket House, den, _Conn., Union_ St __octad \hetn ket St octad TOR SALE—Pair bay chunks, weisit ENT—Tenement of four rooms RE aud bath. harness and t in Enquire 46 School St. octdd im wagon. gnod order: “must be sold ai _or - 219 3 i TO RL\T—Imehah'# la.ge nine-room | ; e, ohold, 31 Jackson St, WIlli- o nat on-main floor, . modern - iliprove- 2 : ments 13 168 North Main St. oct TO RENT Broadway; Apply at 122 Broadw 10 RENT—I e te & Co. "oom flats at 120 improvements. oce3d LE—12 brood others due sow soon; Wk octh FOR SALE—One single wagon. Swift So. . octdd it Wilcox, Yantic, e . Dhone 2 bt s el SoLel Bookbinder, 108 Browdw oct2d % uP- ’I‘O-D-\'l‘]‘. fur Con- i in_the thriving M A imantic. containing a full stoc e S Pabels e sep26d Ffln RL\I' 3 choice groceries Doing a good bus sitnated on ness. Apply Wm. B. Willimantic, Main Imer, 79§ Main St., Ct. sep26d FOR SALE—Fine residence of nine A tenement of four «wcoms and bath, in excellent cenditio locaied. per month, 8 r. ¥. T. Backus, B East ‘Side. Inquiré 10 . or Te i. Hobart Ave. sepldd FOR SALE—12 horsepower runabout, { ~ FOR RENT _Sunny tenement No. 191 Al condition. Inquire Dr. Wallk, Broad street, bath, set tubs, wich. ete. Inquire sep9d PRINTING FOR FARMERS— ROOMS TO RENT—Mrs. S, G. Cong- noteheads and 250 (regular busi- | Gor, 82 McKinley Ave. Jyid ize) envelopes, neatly printed. for 751 500 each, $2.70.. Send for samples | FURNISHED RGOMS, all medern con- and prices for any printing vou are in | veniences, 88 Union St. Telopnone $34- 4. need of. The Bulletin Company, Nor- | _@Priod A el (s TO RENT_Possession given imme FLYING MERKEL 6 H. P. TWIN, No. 8 Union St. sscond floor fla bath and toilet. 141 Main St suaranteed. will be sold at cost to close been run about 7 miles in demonstrating. ST LB LIGHT MANUFACTUR!NG SPACE TO RENT—Wiih or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, airfest sep1sd ac GOOD PRINTING CHEAP—G00 6% emwelopes (regular business size), card 1.3 0 pioiee lofcoue ,{“ 35; 1,000, factory floor in Norwich. Apply A. A. printed, $1.35; Fournier, Troy Steam Laundry Build- 36 10000 $11.50. ing, Franklin St., eer. Chestnut Ave 8111 prinswd $1.6; je24d Zs nrinted 10,000, 512. printed. $1.25; v i 10,000, $10. rnnttlmg or ion done prompily. Send fo i im pr P e oy Nend foripar with all improvements to rent to a rice occupant at $15.80 per month. E, A. PRENTICE., Phene 300. 86 CIiff Street. FOR RENT Balance of Season, Seashore Cottages from $100 to $1,500. FRANK W. 6 High Street, - RENTS A number of exceptionally de- sirable rents are offerad at this Wm. B. Young, YOUNG & SHANKS INSURANCE and REAL ESTATE Roem 23 Shannon Building, Norwich, Conn. Jr. Wm. R. Shanks coy, Westerly, R. I. Telephone 1100-2 R. I. Reds and_ White I‘egl‘mn HEN Cockerells, pullets HORSES ainesses. | wazon crat, concord, tip farm tools. BROAD BROOK FARM PROPERTY. Apply to F.°O. (l\\\m:fl\’\) octid 287 Norwich. time ranging in price from $5.00 to $50.60. FOR SALE Four Good Werk Horses CHEAP. JOHN H. FORD, Franklin Squar SALE HORSES 5 Florses that are for sale or . seve 50d big Horses and four nice drivers— two of them are fast. The moest of these Horses are being used every da JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., MNorwich, Ct. Ice Dealer, We have a Fine Store To Rent 1 have 5g.ar¢ In {mdition to go right to work : The prices are right. Come and 3 th then 1 tne ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 177-12 sep2 Wauregan House Block, APPLY FOR SALE TN ’ 66 HAMILTON AVENUE. TO The Parker - Baverpart Co, House belonging to the estate NORWICH, CONN. of the late Dr. George R. Harris, containing three tenemen of six Tooms each, in fair condition. house well rented. Good sized lot. FOR SALE. AT e FOR SALE FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Conn. Automobile Bargaln House No. 116 High Street, ar- ranged for three families; good 1910 Model Bulck Touring Car. All location. modern improvemen 7 in od repa lot 36 in first class shape; new tires, extra s s naTs shoes and tubes. Will be saerificed for B Z quick cash sale. Address Box 61, Wil- Let me Insure your Property limantic, Conn. ivera against loss by fire. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May Building, Phones: 724 278 Main 368-2 Charles E. Whitney 227 MAIN STREET e I for ukE At Pleasant View Roosevelt Bleachery, s T offer a ten-room cottage, ail furnisa- tage, large garden, with g i ; = = etc. Low price and easy te ed, lot 50 by 200; the pr reasonab Main St., Preston Side, No. 44— Large plot of land with small cottage and At Qllonochontaug barn. Bxecelient well. I offer an eight-room cotta , large lot, 27 Myers Ave., West Side—Mode n}, e | . el cotiage of eiEht rooms, with soderndcement wall in froni, cement walksy lots, fruit in variety and quantity. pargain price. At ! annual rental $200; price low. Sevenly-five Building Lots * Boswell park. Ave.. No. 17, opposite the An excellant house in a fine lo- cation. Several building lots. Modern | fronting on ocean, 30 by 130, at prices Will be sold very low | from $250 to $800. Very easy terms. iyer and terms made €0 | rpvestigate. For otlier property for sale or fo{ A six-acre farm for 5 cash. Send for Wilcox's (choice of 400). WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, No. 41 West Brond Street, Rooms 1-2, Westerly, R. 1. ® Long Distance 'Phope. je2sa rent, consult lists at office on Franklin Farm B: sep28d Farm For Sale Square. Forty acres of land in good state of cultivation, in a section of remarkable Peck’s Real~Estate Agency fer 200 cords of wood, living vater, splendid har 1 kinds of Fruit, two-siors nouse o i twme| FARMS A SPECIALTY built in 1902, barn 34x56. nearly ement, excellent location Goed neighbdrhood. 132 Spring Streat, Wilfimn'ic, Conn. F. C. ATCHISON, M. D., A. C. BURDICK, Jewett City, Conn., Box £4. octid THERE is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bui- letin for business reaulta THERE 15 no advertising medium 'n Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul letin for husiness results, ' PAYSICIAN AND SURGEON, jxoom 3, Second ¥} sr. Shanwon Bldt- Night 'phoge o33, %, 52 £ S E s ) 5 . FOETRY. A MAWIL = 10 Jove were what the rose is . And I were like the leaf, Cur lives would grow together In sad or singing weather, lown fields or flowerful closes, Green pleasure or gray grier, 7.love were what the rose ‘And I were like the leaf. If I were what the words are, And love were like the tune. With double sound and single Delight our lips would mingle, With kisses glad as birds are That get sweet rain at noon; If 1 were what.the ‘words are, And love were like the tune. 1f vou were life, my dariing. And I your love were deuath. ‘d shine and snow. together e March made sweet the weathey th daffodil and starling And hours of fruitful breath; my darling. And T vour love were death. If you were thrall to sorrow And 1 were page Lo jo¥, We'd play for lives and seasons With loving looks and treasons And tears of night and morrow And laughs of maid and boy; If you were thrall to sorrow, And I were page to joy. 1f you were April's 1adg, And T were lord of We'd throw with leaves for heurs, And draw for davs with flowers Till day like night were Shady ,And night were bright like day: 1 re April's Iady. - And T were lord of Mdy. o) ) If you were gueen of pleasure, And 1 were king of pain, We'd hunt down love together, Pluck out his flving-feather, And teach his feet a3 measure, And find his mouth a rein. I7 vou were queen of pleasure, And T were ¥ing of pain. —Algernon Charles Swinburne. VIEWS AND VARIETIES _Clever Savings “A 16-mage letter from vour sweet- Leart! What on earth dees he say?” “He says he loves me!”—Tit-RBits. T.adv—And you guarantee that the parrot talks quite a lot? Dealer— Rather. Mis last mistress sold him because she couldn't get a werd in edgeways.—Fliegende Blaetter. i . Knicker—DIid you hold a short session with vour husbamd? Mrs. | Bocker—Yes, . I mere] had him pass an appropriation bil.—New York i Times. “Wouldn't vou like to go te heaven, Willie, and wear a nice gold crown?” Not. nday scheol teacher. nf a den s going to put it en,” said Willie—Natienal Monthly. harity—Worker—Yeu peer souil our husband always hang around house all gay Mrs. TFenement ! )—indade, no. Half the | toime he's in the lockup.—Life. “The vermiform appendix is of ma [ reat value to 2 human being, is it?” “Well,” replied the physician, “it's a 1go0d deal of a finenei help to the coctor who takes it out.”—Washington Star. Circulation Man—That weman who { wanted her name kept out of the esterday has stopped her b- Editer—Why, we kept . C.-M.—That's the answer. tf’l‘nleao Biade. “I'll Let that man is the father of i six or seven children.” “Why?” “¥f he had less than three he'd be bragging | about them Detroit Free Press. Little Jack Heorner stuck in - his thumb and drew out a plum. “And 1 don’t leave any print, either,” he boast- ed. Y later on, he wondered how { they nad found it out.—New Yerk Sun. Mother (in a very low volce)—Tom- your grandfather is very sick. Caart vou say something to cheer hini fup a bit? Tommy (in an earmest | voice)—-Grandfather, wouldn't you lke l./hrnr the soldiers at your funeral? —"oming Nation. “Oh, ves, he’'s a very intellectual man. “What makes you think that?” judged so from his talk.” “Why, at does he talk about?” “He's fer- talking about how intellectual he “athelic Standard and Times. 1, “So poor Dinny is a dead man.” “Oi didn’t say-that. T tould you he was ¥ t from a blast in the quarry Well, an’ wasn't he half-kilt only month failin® down an elevator? Ho many haly has he got to be killed? —Poston Transcript. MUCH IN LITTLE “or Great Britain’s obsolete cruiser Retribution, built in 1589 at a cost of 000, the sum of $18,000 was re- cently realized by auction at Ports- x:muth i I 1 Johannesburg now has over 36 regis- tered garages. which are necessary to u)) pace with the growth of the motor in the city and ‘surreunding Ik i bu Cn.ln(r\ hin the last six months at grade ssings in New York, New Jersex 1d Connecticut 46 men, 13 women and children were killed outright, to say nothing of the injured > comes to Burope and the Unit- tates each year ahout 40,000 b raw silk from Canton, China. The weight of such a bale is 106 1d in 1910 the average price co. claims to be the only Leity world in which the direc- in ;\mn and control of the cit; the X n tqvnwl over completely of them. exposition covering the cl stries will be held in ¢ T to 12 of next year. 3 ns. promise the mo |‘s‘h‘ dispiay of the various lin prised in this industry that ever has {been providec rne vear 1910, on.the whole, was a rous one. for Jamaica. The :ial success of the island is larg iy dependent on the hanana industry. Sugar, however. for the past few ye {has yielded :fair profits, encouraging the ;mters to extend its cultivation but experience p oved that rough and unsheltered life was too much for the wontedly well cared for imnorted -animals: Better results were obtained by importing the pure bred male. The new Spanish gunboat Recalde ras turned over to the government in July by the constructors at Cartagena. lThls vessel is the first of its class to ! enter the Spanish navy. The keel was laid in September, 1909, and the Jaunching took place in January, 1011, I is interesting to note that not oniy was the ship constructed in Spain, but all the material entering into the con- struction _was also of Spanish manu- facture. The effect of the weather upon crys- tallization is curious. When it is dry the crystals are large and well de- fined: when it rains or there is a damp wind the salt crystallizes in - fine grains; or again. rain will stop the crystallization entirely or retard it for rrany days. Even after crystallization has taken place in lumps as large as reduce the v_yhole‘m.u to & !ln sram- ular _state,. bazelnuts a damp wind or a rain will “s5