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Moving Pictures ai the Breed The- Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorinm. Are You Theatre. Tecam:ci Austin Build meets in Somerse mects In M: Polishe oLt Hope R Today and tomor: film feature entitled Cleo & Phyletes and it gives promise best motion picture film that seen here since th It is somethi will be shown, being the 2 Fall Jine of Deeln start to fin Jay in sc people tak chance to tram been seoring her Jast Mo amd A on the The Ranchman's the the and won. boy. The of houe and he e 1 Fostw Miss ¥ of the ¢ advant audienc “THE ORIENT et In the w ing ) Kuhns is well k @ns of this ennvention GINE.!I.LV FAIR TODAY AND TOMORROW. LIGHT WINDS. “ALMIGHTY DOLLAR" (Continued from Page One.) Mason?—at Broadway £ ANOTHER VETO. Governor Turns Down the Highway Commissioner’s Bill. F.and A. M., and Buffers’ Union meets Hartford, Sept. Contending that kah Lodge, ¥, meets in Odd Fellows' Hall ANNCUNCEMENTS CLEO & PHYLETES AT THE AUDI- embly, and nz for the incumbent judze, was an upon executive ldwin today the general returned thy - e BREAD BILL VETOED. | Governor %Claims Statute Is Loosely Drawn and Would Work Injustice. which called fol sale of bread by weight, was vetoed by his message The statute, he said, »sely drawn and ought not to be spectacular and thrilling from | called bread bil nts an out- . etc., of abou Christine Hill & Co, S8 The Governor’'s Message. without my ap- in Act concerning the house bill 913. vily ‘&t this houss comedian, are also | ! th_criminal BREED THEATER. well known practice Weight of Dough or Loaf? \ttachment to each 1 or kept for stamp giving its weight and to attach it would be ne of the maker and ths s set to bake, so ipon the dough: 1 of incombustible the dough is put in. dough, or the weight of the trouble and that Danger of Germ Poisoning. imprisenment scems to me that to put Provision Does Not Sesm Clear. fing of the provision that TRAVELERS’ DIRECTORY, Norwich Line A Safe, Quick Way to Clean Silver (Recommended by the Gold Dust Turins) Tnstead of scouring and rubbing each picce of silver after each meal, put the ZTo— X silver in'a separate tin by itsel; cover | INIEW Y OR with lukewarm water, to which a table- STEAMERS has been added. Set the pan on the range until the water gets to boiing point; it | CHEGTER “v"' CHAPIN the silver out, wipe each piece with a i A5 s . 00se this route mext time you go s:A 13ner‘:i clo;lf] an;l p‘ohs?d with s Vo S aten i chamois skin. Silver that is seldom use vage on Long Island Sound an 2 superb view of the wonderful sky line should be wrapped in Canton flannel. and water front of Manhattan Island. Steamer leaves New London at 11 p. m. week days only, due New York, Pler 70, Bast River. at 5.45. and Pler 40, LOST AND FQUND. North River, 7 o'clock next morning. FOUND- entleman’s me m size it waten Owher can fave tame oy | NEW LONDON — spdonfil of Gold Dust washing powder | upre” OE ) OWELL =——AN] Apply at Bulletin Office. sep20d o et s | NEW YORK mos. old, collar with no name. W) wW. 2 o rite or telephone W. J, Phillips, t3.74 Water St for’re Agent. New London. Gons., for stafe: rooms’ and information. 1y31d ar Driving and Automobile —A WISE IDEA— New York For peopl intending to buy Fur Coats is to look over our large stock just re- ceived to compare quality and prices. We are making specialties in a Coon, Stbefian Dok snd Rissian Calf- Fare $1.00 We will not be dersold in these i Freight 1¢ threa lines of coats. Select early for ||| ditect o st thon Now Somc at very a From Norwick Tuesdays, Thurs- Iator dallvery at days, Sundays, at 5.15_p. m. THE L. L. CHAPMAN (9. ool Roouevelt Stresi. Monduys. i4 Bath Street, Norwich, Conn. Freiant recervod wntil 5 pom F. V. KNOUSE, Agent. HOW ‘ARE ‘ » Low Rate Excursions To LSS\ BERMUDA FOR 4R Tacat Sen Tolp o the aost Detightras Every outdoor recreation, excellent-sea bathe Ing, BEhiak. boatint, tennis, kol oY ouaE de. 1,500 Mile Superb Ocean Ve Y THE MAGNIFICENT, FAST, WSSk Transatlantic Liner ¢4 14,000 Tons Displacement; 535 ft. Long. Largst Pasicat, Mok Luxusiois and Ouly Baciu- sively First-Class Passenger Steamer to Bermuda, No Cattle or freight carried on the “Oceana.’: st Caisine on fhe AtAREe: Electrictans n evers room: aans. B LS Do ek O Tuze wih private st bromenade deciin It .youare in.the-market for oats— | ira Bromensae. Dancee Grmbmsrr yichey Bras i Lol Oniy Bermuda steamer with submarine signcis: pure white, sound and sweet—at | o oy ENE htiuaing Shore Kreut i prices that will appeal to vou, we've ) > oHotels, Ee. st Towest Rates: Beautitul booilet, Hiincrary just wi at vou want. Don’t buy.an | Bermuda-Atiantic Line, 306 B tuferior grade of oats when you can get ours at such a bargain. Call and | Glark’s tRilS” Cruise see us before buying—it will pay You. | Fen. S, $400 up for 71 days, Wcluding all shore ex- cursions. Specia]_features” HOLY ' LAND, ~EGYPT, FALL ROUND THE WORLD TOURS. CHAS. %—SBEP\G‘ mnu‘ C. Clark, Times Building, New York Gity. 11-13 Cove St. ) IN PROVIDENCE." Bread Loses Weight. omes out of the Bill is Loosely Drawn, to ascertain s to me that th drawn ought not EFFECTIVE AT ONCE. Lieutenant- Governor’s Power Ready for Town to the vote! ng_elections ctive which would be six- an amendment cxempting these cities and t thein regular elections, Brief State News who have bee of college in the spring, returned home, with these, Woodmont.—The Woodmont, s the other night and he directors’ room of morning at St. nal large choi boys' sanctiar Sans throughout + decided impression seqd plans for Patrick’s ch November. To this the Swed Hartford.—Rey. Hartford from | lis vacation, having spent considerable Furope, and at Galeway, N almost imposs| ind Kronholtz | Greeawich.— | tended by more than 1,000 persons, w be given in the armory charity ball, Friday even- under the auspices of the orzanization as- sisting in the welfare of the town. Danbury.—Frank A. Cantwell, man- ager of the Hotel Green, has réturned from Connecticut the of the great council of the United States. annual session of the Red Men Meriden.—Arthur of Represeritative course in philosophy. that study he will make his theo- al course, a little more than three | * Dated at C: Boston & Albany R.R. Low Colonists’ Fares GEO. E. PITCHER Civil Engineer, wishes to anr to his patrow. and the public that he has . moved to 58 Boston - - $52.15 sroadway, C 1 ing, i fhre :}ngj: C_hz}zm in building, opposite Worcester - $51.20 Springfield - $50.00 PLUMBING AND GASFITTING. P ot | Pacific Coast SLATE ROOFING and Melal Cornices and Skylights, Gutt S e 55 Western Points Sept. 14th to Oct.14th Tel. 719. i Sanitary P,],““‘bi“g Tourist Sleeping Cars Lv. Boston 2.00 p. m. daily A peep, into an np to date bathroom | .. W, i is puly léss refresting than the marg| Lv- Worcester 3.12 p.m. daily itsélf. * During the summer you wili{ Ly. Springficld 4.35 p.m. daily the more. ook to “the bath for hodily comfort. T will show you samples and | por tickets, sicep- plans of the porcelain and other tubs| Larcoc oisomos: and give you estimates for the work | dailons and other of putting them in in the best manner| information con- from a sanitary standpoint—and guar- | Sultlocalagentsor aztee the entire job CiE e J. E. TOMPKINS, st Boston, Mass. 67 West Main Street | The Vaughn Foundry Co. LEGAL NoTICES Lo eAlNGS | - NOTICE vatterns. Nc. 11 to 25 Ferrs Street The Selectmen and Town Clerk of S F fllB the Town of Norwich will be at the . A u 1 Town Hall, in the Court House, on T 4 'sh SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 23, iafi, o’clocl . to o’clocl . . in ani eet Metal Worker | rom 2 ocissk A M P. M. to 7 o'clock Agent for Richardson and Boynton |P. M., o examine the qualifications B et of electors and to admiif to the electors’ 55 West Main Strest. Norwi oath all those persons who shall be fcund qualified, whnose names appear on the list prepared .by the ragistrars voters of said Town in September, T F BURNS 1911, under the title “TO BE MADE.” v N Y ALBERT W. LILLIBRIDGE, FRANCIS E. BECKWITH, Hea“"g and Plumhiflg, WILLIAM B. wn,cg;,mmm 92 Franklin Stresi CHAS. § HOLBROOK. Norwich,” Conn., Sept.-13th, 1911. ‘ Rown Clerk. ~ LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE Froposals for Slahi Road Work The Selectmen and Town Clerk of | SEALED PROPOSAKS wil be F » Town of Franklin will mect at the | ceived by the State Jfighway Commis- e Tibae shh N ;| sioner, “Room "27,° Tabitol, Hartford, Sept. 23, | & - 3 5 Conn..'until 2 p."m., Thursday, Sept. 21, a cctors of any whose name | Old Lyme, in accordance with plans appear on the list to be made and | 4Md specifications Bids will state the price _as per specifications. ] State Highway Commissioner reserves the right to in. crease or decrease the number of feet to, be improved, after the contract is et. found qualificd LT, T Befactm en 1l bids must be accompani s S. G. HARTSHORN, bond of not less than one-ihire. of ‘tho Town Clerk. | €OSt of the work bt. 18, 1911 . Ccontract has been awarded refusing to X d e sign the contract at the brices offered = 4and furnish a surety company bond, or certified_check, shall forfeft from 'his y bond a sum equal to the difference in NOTICE price between his Did ‘and the mext Plans and specifications may be examined at Selectmen’s Office. Old Lyme, or at the office of the State The . Butts Bridge, spanning. the | HiEhwhy, Oommissioner. “Robnr. 2 Quinebaug River, between South Can- 'he State Highway Commissioner re- terbury and Packersille, will be closed | §5558 (he FIERC o relect ahy dnd ali for repairs Monday, Sept: 25, until Fri- [ Dated at Hartford, Conn, Sept. 12, y, Sept. 29. = JAMES 'H. MACDONALD, M. I. FRINK, State Highway Commissioner. Room 2T, Capitol, Hartford. ~seplsd GRO. W. SMITH, —_—_— €. 8. HYDE, s WHEN You want to put your busi- 4 Selectmen. | ness pefore the public. there is no me- ‘anterbury, Sept. 19, 191l |dium better than through the &dvertis- ing columna of The Bulletin. sepz0a under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or- TO RENT" are inserted at the rate of 5 cents per line, six words to the line. ADVERTISEMENT 'WANTED. FOR SALE. TO RENT. 1 s G 40 Johnston Ave., eW-lnllXl’luz.i"xtlt:.Re“”n‘ WANTED—At Backus woman to do plain irohing and work on mangle. OWEN HAVEY will open hls_clder mill ‘at Jewett City. to'run’onSatur- days, commencing Sept. 23. WANTED_—Work by the day, compe- seneral housework, Mary Dydo. 66 " WOR SALE—Model Oldsmobile, first class condition; price $i Ganey, 17 Main St, New London, Ct. “Hospital, a . w FOR SALE—If you want some nice peaches, see me before you buy. exhibit at the North Stonington grani fair Wednesday and Thursday of tl My alm is to please everybody. North Stonin; Lafayette ¥. Main, Conn.. near Hewitt's Station on erly trolley line. FOR SALE_New milch Jersey cow F. C. Winchester, Salem, Ct. tent housekeeper, washing, ironin; Myers Ave., NTPED—10 or 12 more men that are TO RENT—Store 20x42, steam heat. Address C. H, Girard, 33 Jackson S, Willimantic, Ct. sep20d TO RENT_A desirable cottage of six rooms and bath, also garden, on Sun- nyside Ave. Inquire of L. A. Ienton. Norwich Town. Tel. 34 SeplSMWS TO RENT__Two six-room flats at 120 all ‘modern improvements. 22 Broadway. sep19d 70 RENT—A tencment of four Tooms, pleasantly located, 35 per month, 21 Ripley Place, East Side. Inquire 40 Hopart Ave. sepldd FOR RENT Sunny tenement No. 191 willing" to work. One that understands mixing paint and who can handle a brush. Also one who ing_and can handle Others to cut brush, pick aj other odd jobs. FOR SALE_New large size upright piano, beautiful mahogany case, stan- g0od reasons for selling: Apply at Bulletin Office. nderstands plow- team Tight Apply to,Lafayette F. Norih Stonington, i, ‘on FOR SALB—_Driving horse, 11 vears Hewlti's Station -on~ Westerly treiley §00d_driver, afraid of nothing. In- quire at 7 Golden St., Norwich. FOR SALE—A £00 top wagon. strong horse and WANTED—Middle aged or Tnquire 197 North Main St. woman as housekeeper in family of two adults in country; entire charge. who can" take Mea (8.6 Averyiven | WOR SALE Biack mare geutls and sound, fine driver. Apply at this office. WANTED_Girls for work. The B-L Co. WANTED — Housegirl housework; wages $_per week quire at Mrs. Huggerd's, Montviile, Ct. Tsht BN ensod” | WOR SALE_several English _bull pups from blue ribbon stock, from $10 FOR SALE—12 horsepower runabout, Inquire Dr. Walker, Nor- A1 condition. WANTED Salesmen (o handle our i Broad_ street, six rooms, bath, set fubs, etc. Inquire 23 Grove St. sepdd TO RENT—Two nicely furnished rooms, with privilege of bath; centrally Jocated. Address Box 326, Bulletin Of- fice. sep6d TO RENT—Six-room flat, modern improvements, large_veranda, price #5. No. 108 h M: St ty sep2d S eIt Maln oty OLye (P ROOMS TO RENT—Mrs. 8. G. Con don, §2 McKinley Ave. iyla FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- veniences, 38 Union St. Telepnone 834- 4. apri0d TO RENT—A smaii store, suitable for any light business, in a_prosperous Village near Norwich. A good chance for o tailor or shoemaker. Tenement With store if desired. Address L., care Bulletin. aug10d New England grown nursery products. Experience unnecessary. Large demand. Permanent position. Heath & Company, Manchester, FOR SALE—The cottage house No. 6 seven rooms and attic, all modern improve- floor, lso gas 0. 8. Wasley. Pays - from ments, water on ever: WANTED—Two foremen gravel and at 168 West Thames St. slag roofers: alse good helpers. TO RENT _Possession given immedi- ately, No. 8 Union St second floor flas, of seven rooms, with bath and toilef Enqulro of 5. A Gilbert, 141 Main St Jy31d 3 T LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE b to the Tight at you are capable of wages desired. 6 Commerce St FOR _ FARMERS 230 PRINTING noteheads and 250 6% (regular bu: ness size) envelopes, neatly printed. for te, stating w] Send for samples printing you are in 1 The Bulletin Company, Nor- wich, Conn. $1.75; 500 each, $Z.71 Haven, Conn. and prices for an, WANTED General _housework girl, in family of two: TO RENT—With or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, airlest factory floor in Norwich. Apply A. A Fournier, Troy Steam Laundry Build- ing, Franklin St, cor. Chestnut Ave Je24d ’ Resort n the World, Gool wad: Fealthial | -_O. Box 174, Willimantic, TG TS guaranteed, will be sold at cost to close the season; been run about’75 miles in demonstrating. STEBBINS & GU Sachem’ Park. established H. P. TWIN, CIGARS EXCHANGED for old coins. Fagan’s Smoke Shop, 162 Main St. OCEANA™ | FURNACE TENDER wants to make engagements for season. Habn, Hat~|plumbing and in a district where Reason for WANTED Men to learn barber trad is no competition Only few weeks required. first month. Wages after position guaran Write for catalogue. Barber College, 207 Bowery, New York 117 Main St, or 15 Town St. GOOD PRINTING es (regular business 5.000, $5.50: 10,060, $10. WANTED—An experienced maker for department. B. Gotthelf & Co. WANTED—Piano tuning and repair- uaranteed, A. G. Gordon, 500’ noteheads. letterneads, rinted, $1.63: 1,000. $2.70; 5,000, 10:000; $17.50; 500 billlicads, 10,000, '$12.5 printed, $1.25% Printing of every descrip. Send for samples. ing. All work 298 Prospect St WANTED—Handy man for work in must be marrie and about house: references required! WANTED SPINNERS, Apply at HALL BROS., 29-31 Commerce St. WANTED House Girls and Man and Wife on farm. J. B..LUCAS, tion done promptly. The Bulletin Co., X BROAD BROOK FARM FOR SALE. Large amount of timber, 2 brook-watered pasturs, ample mowing Also’ wagons, and tillage. ‘White’ Leghor e Laval separator (new phers_incupator (new) F. O. CUNNINGHAM, JEROME MAYER, Estate Broker FOR CRACKERJACK Hartford Investment Properties, (803 Main St., Hartford) WAKE UP! Anyone who wants to buy a Good 138-Acre Farm, wood and timber, buildings, at $1,600. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 CIiff Street. WANTED Weavers, Burlers, Spekers and Card Room help. YANTIC WOOLEN CO. HELP WANTED Several good positions for Cooks and General Housework Girls (in the city.) Those desiring zood, permeanent places apply at once. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, M. J. Coscoran, Supt. with smooth ’Phone 300. FOR SALE TO CLOSE. THE ESTATE OF BENOIT, THE DRUG MERLY OWNED AND CONDUCTED THE VILLAGE OF BAL TIC, IN THE SHANNON BLQCK. STORE IS WELL DOING FINE BUSINESS. SOLD AT ONCE, REGARDLESS OF APPLY TO 'MRS. 4 ADMINISTRATRIX, BAL- BY HIM I STOCKED AND FOR GALZ. Automobile Bargain 1910 Model Buick Touring Car. in first class shap shoes and tubes. quick cash sale. Will be sacrificed for Address Box 61, Wil- FOR SALE In Norwich Town an excellent little farm, consist- ing of 6 acres of tillable land, a 7-room house in good condition, place is well watered and hgs a grand_varlety, of reasonable. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Bullding, Peck’s Real Estate Agency FARMS A SPECIALTY Willimantic, Conn. 132 Spring Street, At Pleasant View I offer a ten-room cottage, all-furnisa- ed, lot 50 by 200; the price reasonable. At Quonechontaug I offer an eight-room cottage, large lot, cement wall in fromt, annual rental $200; price low. Sevenly-five Building Lots fronting on ocean, 50 by 150, at prices from $250 to $800. Investigate. 40 HORSES Another carload just arrived. making me 40 Sale Horses. Among these are some of the very best raised in Illinois, big and small, and they must be sold or exchanged as soon as possible. Prices are right ELMER R. cement walks, and see them. Very easy terms. FOR RENT Balance of Season, Seashore Cottages from $100 to $1,500. FRANK W, COY, 6 High Street, - Westerly, R. L WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main St, Franklin Square, Renl Estate and Insurance 227 Main St, Franklin Square, RENTALS. 30 CLIFF ST., corner Elm St. upper flat of six rooms, with gas fixtures, closet, bath, set tubs, separate rear entrance, ete 11 ELM ST, near Franklin square, upper flat of i to § rooms, with bath, clozet. “set “bowl.” stone set tubs, gas fixtures for both light and fuel, etc. 54 CEDAR ST, coitage, 7 rooms, at $8 per month to acceptable tenant. MAIN ST, Preston side, basement at low rent to respectable tenant; four rooms, closet, hot water, etc. For other property for sale or ex- change, or {o remf, conmsult lists at office on Frauklin square. RENTS A number of ‘exceptionally de- sirable rents are offersd at this time ranging in price -from $5.00 to $50.00. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Si Norwich, Ct. We have a Fine Store To Rent ‘in the Wauregan House Block, APPLY TO The Parker - Davenport Co, NORWICH, CONN. Cars in Stock NEW OVERLAND RUNABOUT, ONE TOURING CAR. Two Maxwells sold low for cash. The balance of our Top “Wagons, Carriages, Concords and Express Wag- ons at 20 per cent. off. THE M. B. RING AUTO CO. Agents for Pope-Hartford and Over. land Cars for New London County. A six-acre farm for $275 cash. Send for Wilcox's (choice of 400). WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker,, No. 41 West Broad Street, Rooms 1-2, ‘Westerly, R. Long Distance Farm Bulletin - FOR SALE - The Davenport Property “situated at 253 Washington St, house of 10 roonts, steam heat, hardwood floors lights throughout. on easy terms. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main Street. " FOR SALE The most desirable Building Lots in Prices to suit purchaser. Several Modern Cottages for sale or Also a number of Stores in business district for rent. See my list of desirable properties. THOMAS H. BECKLEY} May Building, Will be soid Fidelio Beer ©On Dratt or in Bottles. Team Delivers Everywhers. H. JACKEL & CO. Tel. 136-5. cor. Market and Water Sts. MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watchi 2nd Securities of Lowest Rates of Interest. An of a TERA Street, Upatuirs, . THE COLLA” MME. TAFT—Palmist and elalrvoy- ‘Anyone troubled ‘or puzzled with their own or others’ a with 5 certai human powers. Br.F. W. HOLMS, Dentis! Shannon Building Annex. Room A Telephono 629, oct10a LANG Ory Cleaner and Dyer 157 Franklin St SUITS PRESSED 50c Our Wagon Calls Everywhere HOWTUCK AFE - ANITARY PRING WATER {JATISFYING Tel. 34-2. Norwich, Conn. ; 1s no aavertising medium in -m e 33 MORNING. i : —— (o My golden marning! glad will I ns, for you, Walt till you come cart et Tis, o Touching ‘my eyes that are dim while I pray for you, xnzoh:?au light “with your beautitul And all my’ wonder shall be “nd all mu vfig shail be rutnlied 5" Sorrow and waiting and love's ‘bereav- ing With thie 1ight of my morning stayed ©, my morning, so filled with splendor, Dawn of my midnights lashed with fire, - Peace of my dreams that my life shall render, Hushed with the vision of life’s de« aire. How in the faithless should quicken your beaming? = They shall all pass and their voiccs be dumb, 2 And their eyes shall be blind who have turned- from this dreaming, But lo! T shall know that my morns ing has come. - My golden morning, my far, far morn- Fears have gone over, still you will shine, Winter.and rain come apace with their warning, Bloom and the summer are sweet on the vine. Ever they ‘meét you, my hope and my ning, ast out of the silences past, Ever abiding, my faith that is burn- X ry shall find me and fold me at last. —Robert Munger, in Metropolitan Mag= azine. LENVOL When the country’s last trust has beem busted, And the arteries of commerce are dried, hen the ldest businexs has dwindled, And thé youngest trust buster has died. We. shall rest, and faith we shall need it, Lje down fof an aeon or two, Until hope, and the pangs of hunger Shall set us to work anew. And those who can plan best shall lead us, They shall sit in a xolden chalr, Aud’ direct lesser men by the' thous sands, Who shall eat, and ‘have clothes td wear, And plenty of trusts to werk for, Steel and copper and coal and oil - To develop the country's resources, For the use and the glory of toil. And each t‘;:dr as much as gooed work's Worth, With such talents as he may com=- mand, Will cheerfully render his service With his brain er his good right hand, Without asking leave of the union, Or caring for aught, but the law: Well paid for his eye or his hand of his nerve Or anything else but his jaw. —Wall Street Journal. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clover Sayings Bats—I hear that Jones_is making his home more attractive. Yates—Yem he has sold his piano. —Philadelphin Evening Telegraph. A c is always keen for bard gains. ‘How now?’ “She got a coaf of tan as good as mine for $50 less.— ‘Washington Herald." 3 Mrs. Knagger—I remempber the time ‘when you wer%};}s[ crazy to marry me Mr. Knagger—50 do I, but I didn’t re< alize it at the time.—London Opinion, Maud—Youd. never dream ' of th proposals I've had this summer. Hthel {-—No, dear; I'm not so good a dreamen as vou are.—Boston Transcript. Arctic hunter—I tiink if your wifa |should ~wash her face it would im- prove her appearance. Eakime—Ush! You never seen her face.—Puck. —How is_a corporation ta Bogker—Very sipple, it gots a divorce from itself and resumes ijts maiden name.—Judge. Maud—Jack is telling around that | you are worth your weight in gold. Edith—The foolish boy! Whom is he telling it to? Maud—His creditors.— Denver Times. ¥ “S> he claims to be the only pers { fectly impartial ufioire in the game? On what does he base his claim?” “He says he's always abused by both sides instead of by only one.”—Toledo Blade, “What did she say when the judge zranted her a_divorce, but forbade her to marry in this state again?®’ sed_the judge to make her husband her with traveling expenses.”— Detroit Free Press. her father, “hope you age young Twillim in his i 1 fear he is too easy- go= ing.” “Oh, father, he isn't going at all. 1 vawned a dozen times last night.be- ifore he took the hint’—Birmingham (Ala.) Herald. “An’ one other thing I want you tg remember when vou build the house is to put one of the finest elastic steps on it that money can build.” “An_elastid step, madam?” “Yes, I'was readin’ how Miss Blubud had a fine elastic step, an” 1 want one just like it or better.’— Houston Post. ' MUCH IN LITTLE It is claimed that the doctors in Philadelphia kept a patient alive fof three hours after heart action had ceased by means of electric currents. In accordance with an executive de< cree of July 21, 1911, the importation of arms and ammunition into Mexica is prohibited for a period of six months. At the Miners' International con< gress in London two resolutions were introduced on July 25, 1911, by dele~ gates from Belgium and France in favor of the nationalization ef .all mines. The daivving industry in New Zea< land is constantly gaining in rt< ance, and_milch cows, next to-sheep, are the greatest source of prosperity to the country. In several important provinces it appears to pay farmers Detter fo conduct dairies than to fol- low any other agricultural or pastoral pursuit. The German embassy at Washing< ton informs the department of, state, under date of July.29, 1911, that the seventh International ~Congress on Criminal Anthropology will be held at Cologne, Germany, from October 9 to <13, 1911. A cordjal invitation is extended to Americalls to participate in the deliberations of the congress. The French company having the contract for the port works of Per- nambuco, which consists in dredging out the river and extending the jet- ties, ete,, expects to complete the work by 1914, the time specified in the con- tract. It is probably the most import- ant' work of its kind on the Brasilian coast, and will eost $16,000,000 in Unit- «ed Sfates money. - The department of fareign relations. has ruled t all Mexican consular reprosentatives st be Mexican ebe o s ens, and has offered a vacation Xpenses covering a itip o Mexico e+ ali. those representatives Who are na- tives of the country in which they are serving and wish to become natural- ized citizens of Mexico. ‘It is under- - stood-a larse number of such senfatives have signified their. tion of aceepting ‘the governmen Ger.i ke piagenset ¢ wish ¥