Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 26, 1911, Page 12

WHM' 1S GO"!G ON TONIGHT Acfndeville and -.u.- pictures at the | P t Pictures at the Breed The- o C‘ncert at Slater Hall by Bass-Clet Sedanek Post, No. 1, G. A. R, meets in Buckingham Memorial. Gardner Lodge, No. 46, K. of P, meets in P}(hhn Hall. - Loyai H. Osgoed Lodge, No. 6320, L & M. U. meets in Poneman Taftvilie. Hall, Lodge Oscar, wan V. O. of A, meets in Foresiers’ Hall. Norwich S!sflonlry Engineers’ Asso- cmuon. No. 6, meets in Bill Block. Virginia Dare Council. No. 25. D. of Lw%f:x ‘l‘t #5 Unien Street. £ s by Ladies of St Patrick’s P N ANNOUNCEMENYS Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of men’s King Quality shoes. See the latest styles and colors. BREED THEATER. | A picture of unusual interest aml merit is on the big bill at the Breed for the balence of this week, and is| of an educational and scenéc character, It is an Edisen film, which is a suffi- cient guarantee of its excellence In ref- erence to detail, perfeet photography and the like. It is entitled The Pan- ama Canal in 1911fi and inasmuch as the canal will be opened in 1915, the total cost being between four and five hundred million dollars, there is the sreatest possible interest manifested in this monster fi'm. Countless details are breugiat to the attention of the spectator, among which is a machine taking the place of four hundred mren, this machine lifting entire lengths of railroads, ties and all, and placing it at the desired new point. H The Twin Towers is a superbly | strong picture of the time of tho; French revolution, and shows the dan- ger lurking in_ fifteen minutes of this trying period, the old town clock keep- ing a::urate time as the picture pro- gresses. Mr. Calkins and Miss Laws offer the best in the illustrated song line, meet- ing with great success. BASS CLEF CONCERT TONIGHT. | The advance « Bass Clef concer; fying. The assoc the club has nea concert is awaited ale of tickets for the has been very grati- te membership of doubled, and the with a very wide- | spread ‘nterest. The singers are full | of enthusiasm, and anything short of | “standing room only” will be a disap- | uointment to them. The programme for the evening follows: 1. Cossack War Song..Horatio Parker The Club. 2. Polonaise from Mignon. Ambrose Thomas Miss Tudor. 2 Harp Solo.. .Brinley Richards Welsh Melc 4 Echoes E. Little 5 From the Land of the Sky Blue Wa- lers. The Wil ..Goring Thomas Tudor. I 6. Winter 5nng ..Fred Field Bullard The Club. sent o -Tiriudelii pight . .... .Harriet Wave Mis: l'lhlnr 8. Vesper Stars... George B, Nevin| s The ( i 9. Harp Solo ...... ...Lorenzi 1l Canto delle Muse. (Fantasia Caratteristea.) rs. Jones. hThe.Lost Chord........... Sullivan Miss Tudor and the Ciub. Tickets may be go‘ten at Davis’ book | store during the day and at the door | of Slater hall pre\ s to the concert. PRIZE DONORS. Those Who Have Contributed to the Parish Whist. The prize committea the ladies of 'it ceived the f A. Madden, '\u\e brella; \lnrhh hlmh X ling siiver mickel te.lpnr sters of St convent, hand painted sunset hand paintad sofa pillow, from S: of Baltic convent; James F. Cosgrove, ladles’ . slippers; George J. glass vase: Mr. Friswell, ; =2 Mrs. Mansfield, Poquetanuc. vase: M. H.-Donahue. cut glass dish: Bostoa | store, Utley & Jones, box | soap ire: Brookton | shoe store, s Mr. Friebie, basket cand The Manbattan, pin and cuff links: Rzphael & Co.. baby boa- net: Mr. Bill, lady’s slippgrs: Mr. Bar- rows, child's shoes: George & Co.. lad slippers: Lahn furnishing store, pf e; Mr. Dunn, bhottle co- logne: \ drug store. militarsy | hrushes: Preston Bre 54 Bianch 3 rien. 21 sha pounds coffee: Br. , tie; Shet. Harness c2sa and Mr. N on. tohacee ’ ar: Mr atein; Mr. | Woodward Harriman | cni glass tumb Geoarge. box | ciga Eaton, pocket light; | AMr. Marshall gan. cut glass fern silk tie: Mr. ouret; erson Moore, fern: Mr. Geduldig, fern: Mrs James Canty. box cigars: Mr. Rinella olates; N. box cigars _Mu | | | % | tiam i I H i ‘11rdko"r“upfi-v fiower vase: H. M s | toilet case: donate M. Co. gold bag hendkerchlafs 2old clock. book. bar pin, crueifix. ro- sary: George Davis, hammered hrass | jardiniere: Mr. St Onge, dressing sack; Bigbicos Bros., Bres., ice cream sef. The price committee includes Mrs. Andrew Wholey, chairman, Mrs. P. H. Harriman. Mrs. George Mansfield, Mrs. Michasl H. Donahue, assisted byv Mrs. Frank T Farrell and Mrs. Richard M. Powers. box candy: D Brief State News. New Britain.—The public schools will close for the summer vacation June 15. Hartford.—Mrs. Dotha B. Hillver has been appeinted a park commissioner of Hartford. Winsted.—A party of Columbia stu- dents are planning to spend the sum- mer at Highland lake. F-rmmgtnn.—vflenrv James, the nov- elist, is visiting Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Pope and Miss Pope in Farmmgton Milford.—The Milford Fish and Game Protectiva asseciation is arranging to hold a holiday sheot on Memorial day. Danbury.—H. C. Trevor Jones, a pharmaceutical chemist, of Wales. who is tourimg American citles to learn of methods in this ceuntry, was in this city Monday visiting local druggists. Ferestville.-Manross W. R. the Forestvil with a handsome flag ™ w huh was veted them by the state depart- ment at its recent meeting in Hart- ford. Branford—Mr. and Mrs. Robert M. A GREAT PHY Sflkfl What He Said of Germs That ,Cause Disease s Puteur, sometimes called the Greatest Physician, often said “I be- lieve that we shall one day rid the world of all diseases that arz caused Ly serms. Of all the diseases caused by germs, catarrh is one of the most persistent and loathsome. Catarrh can be cured, but only by destroyving the germs. Breathz HYOMEI (pronounte it High-o-me) and cure catarrh by kiliing the germs. The HYOMEI method is the only sensible method, because you breathe the bighly antiseptic and germ filling air directly over the entire membrane infested with catarrh germs. HYOMEI will cure catarrb. There FOR SALE. versat gas lignibest o ters; Daniel Brown, No. 6 TO RENT-—For ofii-e rooms or shop, second floor Fallett pl.och next Nor- wich S;vh!gu mtety. y2: - STORE ——One, bloc (rm: de- pot, on -nk Street, New 60 ‘feet long, two Hght cellars, drivawzi in rear. Telephone 997. Mead- ins, 217 .zequot Ave., Nw.lnnflon. Cor: may2 SEASHORE COTT. ‘RENT g‘lvw cot- —Two new seven-room bunj mington, | girl for g WANTED —A work. 120 Broad St. WANTED — Auviomatic serew maehine operators. Anply to the United ‘Shoe Machinery ploy- ment Bureau, Beverly. ma.u. may26 WANTED—Reliable man_ on small 1or Lho ice. cents. umner St‘. City. may26d and hand P e AR S RS S e Sl FOR SALE—Two good work horses; alsg express and work wagon. Apply O. Beraier, Box 442, Baltic, Ct. mayz5d may be some complicated cages where AT e s d S (5 Jech | TAUNGH Tom shimmosntioo: [iases at Loxd's Fomf, near it A e ALK _Twenty-o.ie A it will fail. but the chances are ten (0| afier sur business in uunccupied terri- | 00t with 313 h. p, Hartford engine, | i hinecason, "c,u.fl": Y onz in its favor, and the sufferer fro:n catarrh takes no risk, because HYO- MEI is a guaranteed remedy, and if it doesn’t cure The Lee & Osgood C wm refund the purchase price. HYOMEI will also give instant rehe. and curs in bronchitis, coughs, colds and erouwd. A complete outfit. includ- ing hard rubber pocket inhaler. costs only $1.00. If you now own a Hyom inhaler you can get a bottle of HYO- ME! for 50 cents at druggists every- wh or at The Lee & Oszood Co.’s. tory. Speeial inducement; C. R. Burr & Company, Beach, Conn. Rates rea“mubl . particulars _on appli Charles_F. Eldredge, mayzisd FOR RENT—Desirable flat six rooms and bath, Laurel Hill Ave. C. I Burnham, Salem Road. Tel. llfiv may25d TO RENT—Upper tenement of five rooms, 166 Frankun st Inquire on premises. - d TO m"’l’—‘\( Flshers Ishn L WANTED—At Backus: maid for nurses’ hame; wathngdor uo'nn‘ Wilcox arrived at Short Beach en Wednesday and opened the bungalow for the season. Mr. and Mrs. Wilcox returned to New York last week from 2 six months’ trip in India. Wallingford.—Sundavy, FURNISHED . uooxs—luth ll‘lfl sls King House, 50 Main St. ay16 FOR lEN'l‘—H.auue of seven rooms and attic at 62 We; Town St Well of never-famng water wit! June 11. i(he i ments coming t annual service at the Masonic home s year; fluence un- to make a merit=to - a: Aeservin pump N : e : ,g* tely Z 11 . West will be held by Adelpha lodge of New ol ron Dosial imlediately for | chureh. or schoolhouse.. Doi'c let this | i, ionse: Inqufre L3 O A Haven. Lodge members will come by | hiie "o “oai Ohen., Erankiin Insu- | G 0itunlis o byos3s Terma $10 special car, they sending a large dele- gation each yvear for this servica. Waterbury.—The bronze tablet in- scribed with Abraham Linceln’s Get- tysburg address to be presented the TO RENT—A very desirable tenement on Laurel HIill Ave. Enquire at 55 Bread St mayid ISHED ROOMS, all modern con- ventfl]lz;!, 38 Union St. Telepnone 834-4 apr farm, for all klndl of farm - WoOrK; % ;03 SALE—25-ft. gasoline launca, may26d Norwich, Ct. may2sd tion. ADDW at 218 Laurel Hill Ave. M.nnchesxer Conn. mayz in ometer, ciock, L.ow price tor casn. WANTED—A local man to secure ad- n who is emploved may undertake |up stairs. Of’flclal Baseball - Bulletin Co., thi Cadden Co., Norwich, Conn. may23d over 1 Address Flving Merkel - gain, ene four-cylinder 30 horse power Agengv‘ Box - may ‘\:the Box bau-, Bulletin Co., Norwich, cnndltwn. Apmy at 16 Benjamin_ St., and rowboat; all ir first class condi- Nurserymen, FOR SALE—Model F Buick, Al con- 00d -condition. State size, number of tachable tires, Prestolyte tank, speed- Hampton, Conn. may25d e FOR SALE—Few articles household published evenings. Geod proposition |furaitare; 22 Park Address The 3% | piano, in fine order. Just the thing hospital, a |35 dowa 2nd $1 per wezk. The Plaut- Al50 w ward maid. good as new, $75. Terms $10 down YOU ARE WANTEN for governme, Co., Norwick, Conn. may23d short honrs: no “layoffs: b0 | 1amlin organ, for someone that wanis ; fmayida (40Wn 4and $1.50 per week. The Plan:- wanted. Catalogue mailed upon request. | FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE at a bai- give demonstration. Samuel Adams, behind me, to time. A better man than 9 at honu who —-’l‘olda Blade. Our Inngme is & eurloul thint, It is; i { A crawd ot lnl 5 we %ll a “throng.” A thronk of deer & A herd n( eese term a “flock,” ‘ lh‘;s‘l “fleet,” A "bevy" )l the synonym ‘We use for mai swee A {roup of cop: we, cl.ll a "lz‘l'll‘." No_wonder u m our tongue So hard to unaémqnd A band of welves vo eall a “pack.” “swarm.” ck of bees of hi is a “snoal,” _inform. Our noisy kids we term a X Py O e dtims If ‘of jans we speak A horde is what ‘we. say. “troep,” hey; “AHmD—Old feather beds. Best cash, prices paid. Address C. F. Dick- insori. General Delivers, Norwich, Conn. maylld WANTED—Two first 921 Mair St, Wiliimantic, Ct. mayltd FOR SALE—Wonderful player piano. We have te cail it second-hand, but you would not krow it wzs. One vf the finest instruments on the market. Crosby High school on Memorial day has arrived and will be placed in tha school as soon as possible. It weighs about 300 pounds. FOR NT—A fine five-room base- ment flat with modern convenieuces ané fine garden, 15 minutes’ vulk lrom Franklin square, on car lln PPly Morin, at The Plau dex Cn aani class paper s: raiti > Worth $560. Selllng now for $460, with PLAN MASONIC BUILDING, | hangers; no wraiine; Tiaoe'vefs Shesd | Horth ooe " SEE no o 2. 2 s R idea of Securing Old Library Site Giv- | Stanton, Westerly, R. L. may19d | The Piast-Cadden Ga. Nerwich Conn: en Up by New Haven Fraternity mayZ3a LEARN AUTOMOBILE BUSINESS Washington Street, Home lessons; 3235 week]y 3ob guaran- House No. 53 FOR SALE A pair of S weight me 4 A commitee from the Masonic fra- | teed; $10 weekly while learning. 2960, Inquire AR Cartacny Gk | e tooms. Sud Wl Mieass “iesten) ternity has:been at - wark for @oine tiiié Pcn-hestew Auto Scnonl 1816 Rochester, may16d all newly papered and. painted. apréd wages $20 to per month and board.] p.; fully equipped, in first ciass permanent. 26d may24d T WANTED Two_ thread cabineis z dition, top, windshield, new quick de- drawers and price. A, Roberts, care «Bulletin. may24d veriisements for the Baseball Bulletin, leaving town. thi 3 s otk at odd Hourx $10 will buy a fine Chickering square mas25d | for the children to learn on. Terms ‘no cooking, “| FOR SALE—One pianola. Just as t|and $10 per month. .The Plaut-Cadden positions: $30 month; unnual vacations; FOR SALE—One very fine Mason & Cadden Co., Norwich, Cen may23d WANTED—Motoreycie - investigation Regan automobiie, just overhauled; will in trying to secure permanent head- SAL ¥, T Inquire of Dr. L. L. JONES, East quarfers in the business center for all| _ WANTED., g,f,?:'sa‘ch‘:&, Bon oM e et 4200 | Great Plain, Norwich, Conm. ~Tele- the lodges of the order in this eity, Your sewing machines, bicycles. 1awn | new. Anyone who wants a real fine { phone 736. but so far nothing has been done in | MOWers and baby carriages to repair. , $165. Terms $10 down and $L.7 securing a building. One plan up- : ey e s F Weeir The Plaut-Cagden Co. No — on which considerable thought was | Shaponklin Square. | wich, Conn. may25d given was the acquiring of the pres- FOR SALE Four-tenement nouse in | WHITNEY’S AGEHGY ent city library building In Church | £00d repair; 30 to 140 feet of jand; lo- 4 reet, when it is vacated. But this | cateil E;n We;z ngre'an tenements in 227 Mein 8t., Franklin Square. lan was quashed when the city de- | S R G B Re led to give up half of the library | Thomas Murphy, W al Estate and Insurance ot for a site for the Second National - bank, so that the site. for the mew| Cooks, General House Girls, Table| FOR SALE—Chickering upright pi- - FOR SALE postoffice can be enlarged. Had this|Girls and Chambermaids. Register naw | 200, Jull. fich tone, Good conditlon. | NEARBY FARM OF 13 ACRES, with Plait - BeN cavried Gt it 1 eigiecied the sh 20 vears of use 0od dwelling and barn, orchard, wood it now. Terms $10 down |Jot, etc. Price very low. the committee would have organized | 3. B. LUC per week. Tihe Plant-Cadden = a Masonic building society and ex- | mavi7d Reom 32, Central Building. Norwich. Conn. may23d e,:’fl'.,%".‘fi,‘,‘“lf.,?y“.';;““ih‘x’,;\,’,'&'l. v at least $400,000 on a new FOR SALG OR RENT_On Laurel | ments, in cxcellont nelghbornood: Easy. with ‘stores- on the lower Hill Avenue, new cottage, seven rooms | terms to accommodat€ pyrchaser. { and bath. €. E. K. Burnham. Tel. $16-3.| ROOSEVELT AVE.. Ng, NEAR The committee, which consists of | aprid the Bleachery, Greeneville, six room Captain Roundsg, chairman, and A. W. 7 cottage, with garden. Very low FOR SALE—Eight-room _ cottage ' Mattoon, secreta has the matter | house, all modern improcements. 163 | 644 MAIN ST. COTTAGE AND BARN, still under comsideration of providing | Broad St. Apply to Brown & Perkins, | cellar, water closet, large lot fronting suitable quarters for the local Masons, | Attorneys at Law, 22 Shetucket 3t.|0n {Wo sireets, city water.and an ex- cellent well. Very cheap. Norwich, Conn. EGGS FOR HATCHING from well- bu nothing definite has been arrived It is understood that a building | Broad Silk Weavers at once on maysd in the cente;‘ of the city suitable for | o cod ¢ £ st brgu si‘%ck S. C. Buft Orping]:gnsmn;d the enterprise can be secured for|an ex SS ead ite Wyandottes; Jarge, healthy birds £ : about” 3200000 New Fraven Tournap | o ag it Al R e L B e T FOR SALE. ! Courier. 1 selected for s:ze and $EE_pro- | work. $1. W. nd- BEST 60-ACRE FARM. IN CONN. Three miles to Willimantic, 1 mile to R. R. station. near trolley. cottage house, large stock barn with basement, hechouse, sheds, icehouse, ete.; all buildings A No.'1; 30 acres extra til- lage. 15 open pasture, 15 acrss valuable wocdland, running spring water. 125 fine young bearing apple trees, with 1§ head cattie. pair h.rses, 100 hen pigs and complete lie of wagons %nd ;armm tools. Milk or cream sold at oor. B Mo, 4 Normich, Gonn. febl3SWF FOR ‘Allu—smh\way upright piano. Very fina tone. Case in good condition. Cost $70v. Price §185. Terms $25 down and $10 per month. The Plaut-Cadden Norwiech, Conn may23 OVER 80.000 TOMATO -n%hc“abbagv» jants for sale. Tomatoes pion, agnitude, Magnus, Mikado. arliana, June Pink, Giobe, Beauty, Crackerjack F-oclprocnty n the Senate. Reciprocity having reached the up- per hot the senators are hunting for an excus ngs to it.—Chi- cago News. Hoods Sarsaparilla | Eradicates scrofula and all Apply to Brainard & Arm- | | | | { I strong, Norwich, Conn. CCAL AND LUMBER. Capbags. All-head. Wakefield. Also rice if sold this week, $4,300. flower plants. All strong, . healthy § Pictures and lists. piants. Reascnable pric ~ P. Theve, TRYON’S AGENCY, near St Mary's Cemetery. Tel. 692-4. Willimantie, Conn. mav23d SALE HORSES. v tenth ear of Horses in number. This ON THE LEVEL — WE ARE GET- TING SOME MIGHTY GOOD COAL Here they are. m since Jan. ist—215 load is an extra good loi of weil broken $1,350 | other humors, cures all their | TH!S YEAR. Horees, Just put oh et u e & < = | It isn't coming so fast as_we might e e ey e effects, makes the blood rich | . =pt, qomins so fast as Lo put to work here \Frices are ax low | will buy, o large 9-robm.Cottage, ail and abundant, strengthens all | ‘Get vour order bookea this month | and see them. L 197712 furnished, in excellent shape; large the vital organs. Take it. | —the monthr of May, set aside by| mav22d ELMER R. PIERSON. |iot, 90 feet frontage on ocean, spiendid | Congress for this purpose. Get it today in usual liquid form or drinking water; a nice new sailboat ‘s chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. also included. This cottage is situated a: Charlestown Beach, R. L. E. A. PRENTICE from people desirous of ng or selling real estate who ap- preciate fair and honest dealings. may19d 86 CLIFF ST. " CHAPPELL CO. Wharf and 150 Main Strest Telephones. LUMBER solicits a call MISS M. C. ADLES, | liair, ‘caip ani Facs Spegialis! TO LET. A 10-room cottage at Pleasant View, R. I. Best location on beach. Central CLEAN HEADS | l B S v FOR SALF Wi P, hair that are a reproach! Have Miss Real Estate Broker, Adles put your hend in sanmitary tion?! week. NORWICH—Waurezan House. NEW YORK—150 West 103d St. | T04. may22MWF coati all next Neo. 41 West Broad St., rooms 1 and 2, Westerly, R. I. FOR SALE Barber located in near the chairs, with mirrors, e will be in Norwich No. 40 Maple Grove Av. A 10--Room Cottage House. MUST BE S Owner lives in anether city. Will accept small amount of cash. Balance on easy terms. A Rare Chance. JAMES L, CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, COAL Free Burning Kinds and Leighh ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, | Office—cor- Market and Shetucket Sts. Telephone 163-12. Tel. Who Wants Business Wagons? OPEN OR TOPS. Ct. shop. well the center square, equipped, of the city. with three cash regis- people do not knew we carry stock. So many such larze a It will pay you| ter, show cases, iwo pool tables, to take a look before buving 2t no cost T t all nearly new. For particulars to vou. Our prices t O cn inquire lead—$55.00, | $65.00, $75.00, $85.00. i THE L. L. CHAPMAN (0. 14 Bath Street, “It burns up clean. Well Seasoned Wood C. H. HASKELL. 402 — 'Phones — 489 JOHN A. MORGAN & SON, Coal and Lumber Teiephone 884. Central Wharf FRANCIS D. DONORUB, Central Bldg., Norwich, Conn. An Apartment of § Rooms and Bath in “The Huntington,” 170 Broadway. e ——————— WHEN YOU lRE TIRED Try the following prescriptio: Limoni 2 Acid phosphate Shaved ice BROAD _ Nerwich, Conn. save Your Piano Let Us See What It Needs Tuning Voicing Regulating and Apply to JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwioch, FOR SALE q. 8 ° BROOK =~ FARM dg!(a(lnn Radmec o qs. understands the small tals “Q. mean BE CONVINCED. Ct DON'T WORRY MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the . - New Cottagze House of 6 Lowest Ratex of Interest. An old Repalrln g rooms, hardwood floors, steam uuhlm(l'l!_g‘_it Frr dfs'—x‘z with? “ Makes w,ifl“fl' heat, batp. electr'lc lights, ce- THE COLLATERAL LOAI‘ co, 3 mented cellar. large gar%fiz;i 2 Maln Strcct; Upstatre, by expert hands at reasonable| worry over fli-health dous’ Close to the electric cars. Wi patu your heaith no good, and merely czuses wrinkles, that make sou look older than you are. If you ara sick, don’'t worry, but go about it to make yourself well. To do this we repeat the words of thousands of other former sufferers from wom- anly ills, similar tv 5ours, when we say, be sold cheap on easy terms. For further particulars call on N. TARRANT & CO, 117 Main Street, prices. YERRINGTON'S Temple of Music Face and Scalp Mas- sage. Corms removed without pain. MRS. T. S, UNDERWOOD, Tel. 558-4. 351 Broadway. 1 City. e Old Established Restaurant|—m—M—————— SPRAYING Take V‘B“RN'O For Sale J. F. CONANT. n kiln Stree: Wi ¥ o 2 &l Kigaé of treexby : b s . Centrally located. Will sell at great| cigars are the Best on the ey . K. ‘orester. t 1s a wonderful female remedy, as s o B, them. Telephone 6. Office 135 Palmer St | yon will admit if you try it. = REAL ESTATE AGENCY,| T - mayid Directions for its usz are printed In | 132 Spring Sirect. or Rex Restaurant, AUTOMOBILE STATIOA, 8. 3. Coit,_ & Otls Street. Autemoblile sad Blcyeld Pepair General ching v-rl Joih‘l.. m six languages with every boitle. Price| Willimantic. Conn. $1.25 at druggists. FRANCO-GERMAN CHEMICAL CO. WHEN you want tv pdt vour busl nees beicre tne pubic. tnere is no me. dium better than through ihe adverris- tng columns of The zu etin.~ THERJ 1s no advertising medium In Eastern Cennceticut cqual to The Bul- kfin lq:,l.m..neu resuits. élwir Sayings “AN men are alike,” she said celd- Iy. “Then why d¢ Women marry thres or four times,” he “retorted.—Detroit Free Press. 3.4 The wanderer ate Rusks of corn and doubled in a cramp, But he recovered, for he was a very husky trmnp.~ballls News. Missionary—And do. you know noth- ing of religion? Camnibal—Well, ws got a taste of it when the last mis- sionary was here.—Toledo Blade. Bgitor—This is most inviting m-,numim ‘Penley’ Has ever sent us. istant’ Editor—What is it? FEditor gl.puem beginni “Come and drink with Me. —Bqnun Transcript. “Can 'you -hold the train for mv wife, condaucton? - She's only thres blocks, behind.” “That depends. Ts she wearing # hebble or a harem?’— Cincinnati Enqufrer. “We are but mawns in the game of life.” said the serious woman. “Per- haps." replied Migs Cayenne, “but those of us jvho wear hobble skirts look more Tike cr|bbl:e pegs.”—Washing- ton Star. ‘Man at the 'Phéne—You koow, love, onie can.never tell who is l(nen!n to a conversation on these party Tines. Angry Voice e me, sir: But us orperators never en to 'phene con- versations.—Life. “Is everybod free and equal in America?’ ‘Yes, Duke, of course” “Then why do yon contsantly remind me that you are introducing me only 1o your hest people?’—Pittsburg Poxt. “Where can T hide?” gasped the min- ing stock promoter, as he burst into his office. “The palice ave “Get into the simplified ox cage,” cried- the chief clerk. ‘T defy anyor.e “to lmA anything in theme!”— London Opind: p The Amhor—-Wauld you advise me to get out a small ‘edition? The Pub- Jisher-—Yes: the smaller the better. The more scarce¢ a hook is at the end of four or five cefturies the mors money vou realize from it.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.: “I don’t think I ean give you em. ployment just now. What are yvour qualifications?’ “Y can sell ‘anvthing.” “Ypu can, eh? Well, 'Ive got an auto- mobile of the vintage of 1908. -Tf yon canp sell it for more than $11 I'll give vou a job.’—Chicago Record-Herald. Meidessohr was writing his “Songs Without Wordg.” “What's the use ot words?’ he said; ‘you never under- stand what the average singer is say - ing, anyhow.”’ -Still; as he might have refiscied, it takes ar awfully good per former to make a piano talk.—Chicago Tribune. 3 MUCH IN LITTLE An unknown girl rode horseback at midnight, rousing fami'ies and telling them of their danger from a forest ii: spreading in the Jower Catskill range. A new piece of leather can now has transformed into a pair of boots in. 34 minutes, passing through the hands of - | 62 peopie and through 15 machines. The autherities of Marburg, a uni- vergity town of jabout 22.000 inhabl- tants, near Frankfert, plan the con- struction’ of ' ejectric . street railway lines; A clock in Sfi Petersburg has 23 faces, 1ndicating simultaneously the time at 30 different spots on the earth’s surface, besides the movements of the earth and pllnett. Some potash originates in this coun- trv, but the principal seurce is tha mines at- Stuesfurt, Germany, which at, the present rates of qxploi_ution. will last 609,000 years, it is said. Irrigation projects are receiving se- rious government attention in Brazil, particularly in fhe northern states, with their total irrigable area of 500, - 000 acres and their 2,000,000 people. 0 A new Trailway lmne opening up a dormant part of Poland began opera tions- in March. *his new line will stimulate the econemic and industrial conditions 2ven in. the most remote parts. The Walk-Over Shoe company of the United States has opened an Amer- ican shoe store in Buenos Ayres. It is lotated in the heart of a very busy mection of the.city and has attracted {a great deal of attention. A decree has. been issued by ths | minister of finance under which vess- lels bringing immigrants to Bahla Blanea .and subségquently . calli at Puenos Avres will be exempt from ‘| harbor and wharfage dues at the lat- ter port. Wireless equipments have now been placed on:121 vessels operating on the Pacific ‘coast. The latest vessels te add them are* those of the whallnx fleet operating in Alaskan waters, an. which will »ommunicate with wireless stations. to he established aleng the const. Deposits of sulphur in commercial Jyuantiliz« are found in lLower Cali- Tornia, Within 5 milés of the interna- tional bouf:;i):y at *(lf‘{lexlco. Cal. The n utilized to a deposits, have b ::%“fi":;“m‘;x.r'wn