Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, November 24, 1910, Page 8

PR I FRIDAY FAIR. FULL ASSOCIATED T IS GOING ON TONIGHT Pictures at the Ereed The- Eocampment. Yo & 1. 0. 0, in 0dd Feliows' Hall. ors’ i Local’ No. 32, in Carpentere’ Council, ‘No. 207, L'Union fi Jean Beptist Ameriaue,'meéets in 4 e , No. 7694, M. W. A., meets sn Py tuian Hall ANNOUNCEMENTS ‘When in need of tvpewriter ribbons and carbon papers, let Miss Jewett, 288 Maitn, supply you ®pecial Thanksgiving Matines at the Auditorium. Following the custom set by this Rouse, the management of the Audi- torium have arranged & special holi- day programme, a £how that contains many epecial fextures of merit. The only act of its Kind in the world 8 presentod Ly the three Apollos, who are claimed by experts to De the strongest trio of people on earth. They present mauy startling feats of Strength anc agllity, many of which have never been duplicated. This is @ positive featurs. A novel turn will be the speciaity of Ned Bennett, who elatms the title of the world's cham- jon_bone soloist. Mr. Bennett is the r of the Police Gazette cham- Plonship medal, and he ohallenges the World to a contest of faney and trick ying, also imitations. I'or a team it would be impossible to beat, Red- Way and Lawrence are prosented. 15 & comedy act of the bost « ome that containg many novel fea- tures. That breezy comedienne, Miss Mae Chetstian, will, with her orfginal st and manner, complete the bi A crackerjack line of Photoplays are on hand, and ali of the kind that bring the applause. Some of them are The Deciding Vote (it is an Imp), The Night Ruatiers, A Bison western fea- ture_and Within an Inch of lils Life, @ Powers masterpiece. Todav the doors will open at 1.30 e m to5p m, ino to accom- modate the holiday crowds. Follow the érowd to the Audttortum Murphy Night at Poli’s = Big Night. Last night was Murphy night at Po- | Wa theater and it certainly was a big success. It was a recey endered Mr. and Mrs. Dan Murph Man: er Adams befors their departure for ‘ubs. Desides the rezula- bill of six all star scts and the six try out acts, «_number of other acis were given Chagles Carbur one of the stage Bands. gave a good huriesque of Cow- boy Willlams, and his ge Big box nailed up was quite a trick. He called loudly to be sed and the stags hands rushed < | axes and picks, and when tiey burst ope the box he was not there. He had es- eaped. This caused = great deal of laughter Halnes & Viadocq gave an extra ac- eount of themseives the fun of | the crowd. In all was a night that was a credit to the Mury Tomorrow afternoon, » baby will be given away to nolding the winning tick Tomorrow _ night will be society night and a handsome French hand made scarf and baz will be given to the lady holding the winning ticket The following persons were awarded izes by the Plaut-Cadden company o e st getinition of the Wora Wasserman.” Winers of _Seats—Mrs. John_ W. By sley, 3% Thirteenth sfr Mrs. RMose Akma” Cote, Baltic, Conn.. Mrs = Ports Rogers, 155 Fran strest Henry Bode, 370 Asylum street; Mrs. Rose Carter, Norwich Town: Miss Bianche Wheeler, Norwich Town, R. ¥. D, No. 9; Mary Fr 65 Sher- man streot; Paul Smith, Greeneville; Amos Marks, Taft Nellie Page, Bean Hill BREED THEATER. The Pals of the ®f the superd waste &t the Breed theat a Thanksgiv mnd it certainly is e its thriliing story o and self- wacrifice in s forceful manner. A most story is an- other attraction, carrying 1.000 feet of iptensely inter s and a oharming plot. Miss Wood will sing the latest dalsy song entitied Only One Daisy Left. which has a bell ob- ‘shgato. Calkins singing the jllus trated song seusation, Come Josephine in My Fiving Machine Rang fa the title eature plcture frered ENLISTED MEN CARELESS. Adjutant General Demands More Care of First Aid Packets. The seemingly careless manner in which enlisted men of the Connecti- eut National guard regard the cars and use of the first ald p nd pouch. has resulted in an order being Sseued by the adjutant general direct- ing the attention of company com- manders to the matier. It is claimed in the orders that losses of packets and_pouches huve been far in excess of what they should have been. The order says, in part “Company commanders will mee, by iRspection, that they have on hand a mt number to supply each man with & pouch and packet. Thess will v ahout 1o go on inspections, and the company return not be worn at drill in the armor listed man who fi necessary when on active e, to use his first ald packet. will save the box, and return it to his company commander, with & signed statement showing the necessity for using the contents. This will be forwarded as an affidavit with the officer’s reauest for actiton of & survestng officers An lssus Sustained. A rural Indiana editor ‘n & telegram of ecormratulations to Johm W. Kern called on him to shave off “those dern whiskers.” Mr. Kern met the issue mguarely when he rep The last mtate convention by a unwaimons vote ¢ this state so decidedly expressed of them. I whall have to carry with me io the senate.” WSpringleld Republican. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ary Water. and moving pletures at and motion pictures at the _Get the Original and Genuine HORLIGK’S MALTED MILK The Food-drink for All Ages. Forlnfants, Invalids,and Growing children. PureNutrition, up building the wholebody. Invigoratesthe nursingmotherandthe aged. Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form. A quick lunch prepared in a minute. Take no substitute. Askfor HORLICK’S. In Mo Stcvapphfeso oo Tousd 1 have been much in- torested in. reading the letters upon the water question. and I say, Let us ‘have pure water. The talk of removing. two cemeter- drinking water from such a source is disgusting—for in all in unmarked ile other bodies have gone the whole laces is contaminated and 1 would prefer drinking most any poAd water in preference. Hill and Pleasant View with the finest er 1 ever tasted, is amply supplied i it does seem as to Fairview ater of the wells added should give us plenty of 'ERY WATER. % OVIATT PROMOTED. C. J. Stewart His Successor as Master Mechanic of Western Division. Things to Forget and to Remember. us forget that we xpert advice on water supply; let us forget the ridicule rd of water commiss and court of common council w r and his allies in the that the bo vho has had his nce the offices of tlie road wer Haven road, oftice in Waterbury let us forget |the western divisi - His |focated there, meetings and the bril- about the | road’s offices in fhat iwe have New Haven. > been master of the old Central New Eng- from Hartford master me- same mayor we business at the same old | the undersigned has not I he ever forget, the ibjected to for doing | what he was advised to do by experts who knew their hus time has proved forgotten, nor w ridicule he was s ness from A to %, And do not | innocent have suffer with the guiliy one of the many men himself up from t esponsible po- He was appointed master me- Berkshire and N: forget where it coni length of time it will taka to clean our sewage pumped s from and the | med as master mechanic of the are a lot of un when he | can WANTED. FOR SALE TO RENT. T0 NEW YORK NORWICH LiNE The water way — the comfortabls way of traveling. Steamers City of Lowell and Ches. ter W. Chapin—safe, staunch vessels that have every comfort and conven- fence for the traveler. Sound and a superd view of the won- York 7 8. m. Fare Norwich 10 New York $1.75 Write_or telephone W.J. PHILLIPS, WANTED —An industrious you: man with good hand writing for ship- Chance for advance- ing clerk, etc. Thent ddress’ Factory. care Bulletin. FOR' SALE—Ferrets: Four females; good hunting stock. Inquire 16 Tact fory St., near Fair Grounds, Williman- tie,” Ct. nov2id TO RENT—Rooms with or without board at 52 Main St. newly furnished and renovated. |40 _connecting front rooms. Rooms have Deehl | THANISGIVING DAY IN THE OLD! WANTED _Everybody to know that close Saturday, Dec. 3d. W./D, Thacher. WANTED Three voun; 000 cash in establishex Only those who are will. increase thelr invest- This is not a “get s ing business. ing to work to ment need answer. auick scheme. investment which will pay cent., besides a salary. Apply Bo}ldgl' A aelightiul voyage on Long Istand novd WANTED Cahinet Call or address Carpenter, 176 Pi St. derful skyline and waterfrogt of New | Steamer leaves New London at 11| ~ WANTED—Sale in_each county p. m. weekdays only; due Pler foot of East 224 Street 5.45 a. m. (Mondays exceptad) and Pler 40, North River, ‘Permanent situations, g0od pay. Farnestness, not o 140 H. WANTED W quillers, also | fess Paid while learning. S Agent, New London. Conn. augéd uriencumber- Chelsea Line Fare $1.00 | Unexcenea reight ana passenger ct to and from New Yoik de Staterooms. wich Tuesdays, Thursdaye 515 p. m. serviec dir | _ New Yori Pler 22, East River, foot Rooscvel: Street, bondays, Wednes- days. Tridavs. at’s . m. hone cr write for folder. e papers and hears the lamen- | ries baclk, | Taft's. Opportunity might have been, bu perhaps strus- | large as the one that i with his vocai chords imes- Democ Norwich, Nov. “The Babes-in-the-Wood.” LOST AND FOUND. lad of the 1 s RAy or f MY PREWISES. the delight Englishmen remains dear s race the wide e regard the ballad as folk- | PLUMEING AND GASFITTING. g out of a | JOHNSON & BENSON, 20 Central Avenue. SLATE RQOOFING | Meta) Cornices and Skyligits, Gutters | ana_Conductors, and all kinds of Job- bing promptly attended to. gentieman ¢ and riches did surmount t men of his estate |The ‘Iéug;hn ifnunfiry Co. RGN CASTINGS | surnishea promptiy. 25 Ferry Street S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet Metal Worker | Agent for Richardson and Boynton ston Old Hall) 55 West Main Street, T, F. BURNS, Heaiing and Plumbing, 92 Franklin Streat. Do It Now vid-fashianed plumbing replaced by open plumbi the Increase of the Wayland wond, cor- nt is the old Collegi- of the three ( Anglia found Cathedral c Dissolution, the parish sad decay, the monldering auling nnd ra: s still adorn. el ety The church placiug oid beautiful screen a wealth of old | be first-class and the price TOMPKINS, 67 Wast Main Strest | reazonabla, would appeal LEGAL NOTICES. tmas pantomime of theaters where this pop- m estimates received the sum of be required tants number agricnltural Administrag niiquarians and others Yelp m to preserve i With a copy in the church e for the ballad, found contending juted uncle is con a mural tabl the adjoining Babes should be remembered Merton church, | copy ol rere of sald de- keen antiquars: coupled with the Babes- Megting Speial City Donations may be sent or fo Messrs. ton, Norfolk The Bishop’s Foreword. October 4, 1910. I would rejoice to | quarians and’ others | gone days of England the preservation of the very fine church of Tompson This scheme for the preservation of the interesting ompson hias our +with disastr antiquarians lighttul old WALSINGHAN | November, EDMUND _F PES. Freleht roec'ved wntll § p o C. A. WHITAKER, Agent may4d leman of education | ed middle as or companicn ‘AI_I Water Route§ NEW YORK Colden Street.~ novi9d WANTED—Old feath { phone " EGBST ciivery, Norwich, Conn. | WANTED_Washings to do at home. Mrs. H. I+ Clarke, 110 McKlinley Ave Heebner's Harness Storc every =Y AND 110G D _Winders steady work > WINTER CRUISES Y TAN. FRD, & wARCE, 1011 %~ we WEST INDIES 00 $. S. MOLTKE to “the Oricat, “Sonth Aronna'the War AMERICAY 11 41-55 Broadway. ) e OR LoCAL A NTS, 'WE ARE NOW READY to take care of all your Carriage and Wagon Repairing and Painting. Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scott & Clark CORPORATION, 507-515 North Main Stresr apred WANTED Family Cooks. General House Girls, wife on farm: inslc man on farm drive and care for horse: J. B. LUCAS, Room 32, Central housework help, band several laborers a | stationary engineers t to and | FREE EMPLOYMENT REEVPS. Supt. Central Bufldiag, 43 Broadway, City. PERSONAL. LADIES’ CONFINEMENT INSTITUTE ians attending. Infants adopted particulars, Sanitarium, aa g Se A Striking Resemblance your old suit and a brand new one will be noticed after your old suft has been cleaned and pressed Our pains-taking methods are “Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itsel —Hubbard. It's easy to greet the new day with e air of the tropi chances of having the tempara your bath, dres: below afety p do so well the New I VULCAN ODORLESS GAS HEATER insures Get one today lie. X tisfactory efficiency in the ure of the day. We have ess creators of comfort cost of labor and material. City of Norwich Gas & Electrical Dep't. noved A Fine Assortment AT LITTLE PRICES. MRS. G. P. STANTON 1daw | Have You Noticed ths | | fine road Increased Travel? 10 teams you'll say the sarue. marlia | - AMERICAN HOUSE, Farreil & Sanderson, Props. i | ©FCIAL RATES to Theatre Troupes raveling Men, ete. Livory comnected SHEITLUAKT STREET. | what have made our work the stand- { ard of excellence in cleaning and dye- |ing. It you want pressed just a smile when you can have the morn- | th room as luxuriantly warm as | €omes to us. Vhy taka g or dining rooms int, rnowing as vou iableness of our gland winter weather. A Lang’s Dye Works, Telephone. 157 Franklin 5. you all the heat you want and It 1t's Madz of Rubbar W2 Hava It just when you want it. The gas pipe carries the fuel, no can to fill, no ofl | FOR SALE—New upright plano. Bar- sain for someone, For full particulars apply Box 3iC. Wulietin. novi§TuThS FOR SALE—One hundred extra fine empty piano boxes. The Plaut-Cadden Company. novzid FOR SALE_Nearly new pool table. Change of location comvels sale. Bars “Don't write. call ! Kies, Wauregan, Ct. novisd %750 BUYS ¥} o azy“terms. Send for' ploture. | Wm. Conn. _ movitd FOR SALE Hoy's Tuxodo suit. Ap- at Bulletin Business Ofiice. novid FOR SAL 1 model 0" Knox (fuily equipped); 11910 Ford (fine shape): 1 model “K.' Gaklana touring: 5 model 21, 20 M, P. Oukland runabouis ((all run san 1,000 miles): 1 model 24, 30 I P Oakland. ‘run 4,260 miles. Al iliese’ cars gudranteed to be in first ciass order and ready to demonstrate i call. If you mean business and want £00a value. call on us at once. Smith's Garage, Néw Haven, Conn. nov21d BOOK YOUR ORDERS FOR { Baby Lk cks Yantic, Tele- nov22TuThs can_inere your esgz - pts 54 per cent. by get- ting some of our Mavflower White Wy_ andotte blood inte vour flock. We of. fer vou vour clioice of 50 beau cocKereis 1t very low prices for a sh time. Our order book for baby chicks and ‘eggs for future delivery is now open. Cuban Game stock for sale. MAYFLOWER POULTRY FARM, Norwich Town. Conn. "Phone 34-3. Qt6ThM HORSES NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS, continuous hot water, 38 Toion St 4 life more happy seemed to fi1l frally located continuon homesicau neath e s 0 RENT—House No. 116 River Ave, with combination gas and eisctric light, Steam heat and all modern improve: Inquire of H. A. \Wulf, 161 Main he first story a Washington St. Inquire H. L. Yerring- ton, £28 Washington St. City. FOR RENT-—House of (en rooms, N W ton Street, with all conven fticnaras Bullding, 91 Main St TA firal olass wpper_tenbl Rock St., cor. River St. TO RENT_At 21 Ripley place, a g00d tenement of six rooms, first floor: reasonabie. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. T—The store just vacated by the Thauies National bank; possession Enquire of I. B. tral Brilding. TO RENT House elght rooms: rent réasonable. i Dr. D. L. Jones. Bast Gre.:t TO RENT—Store at 65 Fran lin St Enguire at this office. TO RERT brick building, know as the International Hotel, situate o Pranklin Sguare, n November For terms apply to JAMES-E. FULLER, Agent, 161 Main Street. TO RENT S of 9 room: The four-stors ; S Main street, | Into the doorw | Ha | Har A 1, 389 Toet M ve.. iweo dwe large barn, two. greenh 2ust be sold e offering If at A bargain: easy ol sell sreenhouses and lot |rent $8 D irate if desired TRYON'S AGENCY, novied IF YOU WANT TO SELL your properiy put into tne hands of PRENTICE, $6 de. is 1 have several Chunks, 2 Big Horses, and 2 Second Hand Horses that I want to dispose of at once. ELMER R. PIERSON. © Tel. 177-12. nov! For Sale ON WEST THAMES STREET | House of 10 rooms in good condition, { with barn, hen house and other build- ings, Detween two and three acres of good tillzble land. soma fruit: house is arranged for two tenements of five rooms cach, city water in house, on a ; For particulars inguire FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, | Central Building, Norwich. urifan Spring FOR SALE Oidest and Best Known Spring. | Thousands of gallons daily of nd make this the most comfortahle winter of your S perience has shown you that juse heaters ars rarely working at GLOVES = MITTENS Gloves and ind $3.00 each, Lighest quality tubing cents per foot, fuel piping done at Gloves and M e, 25¢, 482 25¢, 48c, 750, 98c 75¢, 98¢, $1.25, $ Men’'s Mocha Driving Gloves 98¢, $1.25, $1.50 Dress Kid Gloves 48¢, 88c, “anvas Glov: ALLING RUBBER Co. MILLINERY | & sure sign of good weathes ana s. People like to get out Into the oper air. We furnisn the bes: method, &nd if you'll take one of our The late Spring stock on hand of move it we have made quite a reduc- tion in the prices. to buy now. Also Paints, Muresco, Moldings, and a general supply of decorative mate- Paper Fanging and MAHONEY BROS. Falls Avenus the above, 1t Is & good time Decorating. | NOTICE ! I repair, remodel, rodve and clean | Telephone. asonable price. Al | — 1. Drop a postal and is at a very r BRUCKNER, The Furrier, Tel. L il noy * DR. KIMBALL has removed his o.fice to 000,000 worth of properiy Hours— 2. 2-4, 7-5 p. m. Sunda 8-4. Tel. 4 sepld P. E. MURTAGH, 92 and 94 West Main Street. MONEY LOANED 5. Franklin st. |[§ on Diamonds any kind at the of Intérest. to deal with. Lowest Rat, established fi (Established 15 THE COLLATERAL LOAN Co.. 142 Main Stree, i1 Froadway. Wauregan Block s medinm i ut_equal to The Bul- running to waste. Buildings and Spring in first cheap for cash. Apply to GEORGE W. CARROLL, 40 Shetucket St. novZIMWI fuck. Conn. Pos m ziven imms ately. ~ Basy will buy a ten- situated be- Hween Stor haton borous particulars. call or write” o ont and thots. at prices that will Zstonish voo. cite at on i for Wilcos WILLIAM A. WILGCOX, REAL ESTATE BROKLR, No. 41 West Broad St.. Rooms 1 and 2. i Westerly, It L i ooms; % mile for information. Telaphones 51 and 365. Traneporta- tion free in auto. seplsd HAVE YOUR Watches aud Clocks Repaired by FRISWELL, ——WHA'I‘:S NE;V:——— THE PALACE CAFE Step ir ‘=nd see us. FRANK WATSON & c0, mer3d 78 Frankiin Street. Street. sNE- | T1igh on the hill above them tlier NE7 And i its steeple thumps atd sw N HODSE PROPERTY, | 1OPUSES [ per month. | 644 MAIN ST, COTTAGE AND BARN, 4 Fooms, cellar. water closet, 1arge 1ot} And soon the men folks, emil b The fes | And up bobs And bright eyes, like some greedy G. E. WHITNEY, 227 MAIN STREET, |Real Estate and Insurance | And cmptv plates, just filled with ples, The gocd wife marks with smiling | | 15 Main Strcet, Willhuantie, Conn. | | The chickens get their | I give vou honest, careful and |f experienced service without charge un- | 1less a s Farms a specialty. nov11a | g | SALE HORSES TO RENT of 5 rooms, 31 One teneme: conveniences. from Franklin § JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St. TO LET. The place known as the Moss Farm, mile from Westerly postoffice, con- 10-room house ha improvements, Possession about Nov, 3 West Broad St., Westerly, R. L FOR SALE. trolley line, fifteen minutes’ walk to | | shoul | matrimony. 1 have scld 11-13 Hill Street, now 1 want to sell 282-284 Central Ave. is a brick block of six teme- | ter w It pays well. Ask for description. JAMES L. CASE 40 Shetucket St., FOR SALE offer for sa FIREPROOF used by the Davenport Firearms Size 4 feet by 6 feet. Price right. | very slight.” | honor, T jand year |COLD, CLEAR SPRING WATER| tically new. JAMES L. CASE, Trustee, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. | class condition, and will seil | FALL and WINTER | Heavy Dress Goods for ladies’ cloaks, | suits ‘and —a blg assort- of all kinds Dress Goods and Prices very low. NANT STORE, JOFIN BLOOM. Proprietor. ZCUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY e are confdent our Ples, Cake auc | | Brcad capuot be excelled. Give us o | over the plate. “Aw, Farms Farms Farms| will buy a four-zcre place. new house, | | tria) order. 20 Ferrmount Strest General Contractor ers recelve promrt and caretul Give me a trial order. Sat- | abundance of fruit, situated 1% miies | from busy village Investigate. 3690 will buy a cotiage house large lot, place situated village of Paweal brand | m | | THOS. J. DOD Tel.fn_en- Sl!—a. Pr.F. W. HOLMS, Der ist Shannon Building Annex, D, Norwich | s Farm Bulletin | clectric power purposss. cies of American and other elect ma at Mexico City, have been doing a fine busincss with Veracru: the DR C. R CHAMBERLAIN Lenia/ Surgeon In charge of Dr. 8. L. Geer's practws during his last iliness. Main Stroet. has therefore hesn unprecedente Norwich, Cenn. Bromangelon at CARDWELL'S Basiern Connes business results. 'PRESS DESPATCHES. FOLTRI. . TIME, bk ey A geniie stir. like winds at play, g ThEE Kept i mind Thinkegiving Day. Upon tiie roof-tree sloping down OF Jite had come a gustenins vrs [y erown Deiieatli the and drovps eu The woouoine’s red and withered Ieaves, As thus the homestead peaceful stood Amidst tie winter quietude, o Luside the nousewife plied her art With busy hand and anxious heart For ti Is waged 'twixt eatables and fire Still does the crane not cease Lo And still the oven holds its own. ree whole days a conflict dire Now conscious of her skill and might, The house-dame with her skirts drawn tight And cap askew, with fying strings, The closet fills 'with dainty things. The children peep ‘with eves aglow 0 sec her place the pies in row, And steal to get with smack and snitt eaming conserves just a whiff. © day has come! The blushing morn | 0. 242 Tranklin | Now hears the lumbering stuge-coach horn t 'mid the echoings of the hills, homestead with a tremor fills. e st to the door, the ts fort) his staff h he toddler. pratiling ¢ ndzire gra; stens to stay; is knee, Thrusts forth his head the coach te see. iwart son that bides at home too. h Iis wife and baby now appear. 'tis the sound of wheels they hear. The staze at last, with stately swee) Comes round the curve. and from It Tosp. e schoolbos sons who left the farm, And meet the group with greetings warm. ¥ | Quick houncing at the vrick of goad, , Erapes and ornamental |3 pillioned nag trots up the voni 1d. pausing by thie humbla stoon, two newcomers (o Lhe roup. The meeting house looms white and hare. bell that calls to p n 5 faced, csponsive to its summons hasie; jIst busy Marthas, full of caro, st thelr return the feast prepare. t at last! The grace Is said, very eager head, power. Go secking what they may devour. ie turker at the feast orossed finds his limit reached at ast: passed; les come: the nuts ar of cider brimming stand. jokes fly rourd on every hand. tie day till evening com: e hob the kettle hum: The roasting apple puffs its cheek. And children play at hide-and-seels. Perhaps this day in vears to come May find them _wanderers far from Tome h o And haunting memories cheer The shadows of that changeful year. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings Belshazzar saw the wri nz on the wall. “More of Maria’s letters!” ho cricd. Herewith he merely referred to the Ananias club again—New York Times. “Do vou believe in high license asked the young man in the parlor scene. “Well,” revlied the innocent maid, “I don’t beiieve the license be high enough to discourage —Chicago Ne “I don’t believe any two words in English language are synonymous.” “Oh, T don’t know. What's the mat- h ‘raise’ and Tift’ “There's a rence. I ‘raise’ chickens and ‘e a neighbor who has been known |to “lift" them."—Philadelphia Ledger. “I don’t know whether I ought to | recognize him here in the city or not. at the seashore was You promised to marry him; didn’'t you?” “Yes; but that was' all.”—Loulsville Courier-Journal. “Have you ever worked?’ “Yes, yer had a steady job fer years “What at?”" “I'm a col- lector.,” “What firm are you a col- Our acquaintal lector for?” “Fer meself; de world | owes me a livin’ an’ T've been collect- in' “Thirty days!"—Houston Post. Reporter—Senator, if I mistake not, | your name has been mentioned once or twice in connection with the pres- | idency. Senator Lotsmun—Why, yes; ja london journal, T believe, once re- { marked that if the office of president of the United States was for sale I | would probably buy it—Chicage Rec- | ord-Herald. “Yes, sir,” said the Kentuckian, as | they sat by the stove; “you can tell |2 man’'s rank in this state thusly: 1If vou see a man with his feet on top of the stove, he's a gineral; it his feet is on that rail about half way up, he's and if he keeps them on the floor, he's a major.” “Al, yes" said his companion, “that’s good as far as it goes, but how are you going to dis- tinguish a captain or lieutenant?* Stranger, we don’t go no lower than major in Kentucky."—Lippincott’s Magazine. It was a cold, raw day, but the Neversweats and the Fearnoughts were playing a game of Dball on the prairie, just the same. The pitcher of the Neversweats, his fingers half froz- en, failed dismally in getting the balls said the cap- tain, “1 tought ve were one o' dese color cold-weather pitchers” “I am,” said the slab artist, blowing on his be- numbed digits to warm them; ain't no ice pitcher, blame ye!”—Chi- P zo Tribune. MUCH IN LITTLE The proposed - Trans-Paiaguayan route inciudes the Falls of the Yguazu. This railroad is to connect Asunclon wita San Francisco, an Atlantic sea- por o Aluncion. - Although this route is now only a project, its realization with- in four or five years is regarded as a n (he coast of Brazil, almost east niy by the officials of the only cer other railroad in the country, and it is said the falls will be utilized for The several branch houses or sgen- o ufacturing companies established on account of entennial celebration. This is the first time in the history of Veracrus that the city had a general electric fl- lumination, -The demand for matesial in upply in certain lines ‘was fact, the entirely exhausted, The government of the Mexican state of Sinaloa has brought from'the state of Tabasco 20,000 “heads” or roois a banana grown for export: This banana is called the “Roatan” and is said fo bo of the same kind as that grown in Costa Rica. These roots have been distributed amonz the principal ram-h ownere whose lands are suitable for this cultive that they may try the experl neni. 1 cuccessful, a largs fiold for the prodiaciion of & valuable export article will he opened up. §