Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 28, 1910, Page 12

OLOUDY, MUCH COLDER, TODAY. SATURDAY FAIR AND COLD. WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT Pali's Auditorium. 3 3 Sedgwiok Post No. 1. ( in Buckingham Memorial. y Norwieh Stationary Engincers ciation. Ne. 6, meets in Bill Bl sudeville and moving pictures at Vaudeviile and motion pictures at the A, R, meets Asso- Gardper - Lodge =No. 45, K. of P. meets in Eagles Hall. = ' Norwieh Commandery, No. 637, U. O G. C.. meets at 22 Cliff Street. Loyal Hugh H. Osgood Lodge, No. €920, I. O. O, F.. M. U, meets in Pone- meah Hall , | lodge V. 0. of A, meets in Fores g Virginia Dare Council of 1., meets at 54 Washin ANNOUNCEMENTS | ——e | Don't miss the high class concert at TPrinity Methodist church is e- | ning. Canndt fail to please. T d | voealists, superb accompanists, 1 matic and humorous impersons | a very popular violinist, make up l)ln‘ pwgramme of a rare hn!(‘rtm)\m(‘hl,‘ Many tickets have already been sold. | Don't miss it. See ad | The Sunrise Bell. ringing of urfew at the is still comtin- a few New Enzland as re in sentimental pect for anc the svenin; o'clock | ied In ne and towns frankly for not out of reasons ent custom, cities rester, and no one pretending any attention | i« paid to it as a signal for retiring or even seeking one’s fireside. But it would se that there was nothing te be =aid in favor of the practice of ring- it might is at and that g the sunrise bell well be discontinued the feeling of the memb the Paptiet _church of Providence Since the bell of this c been rung at sunrise, noon, and o'clock at night on every week xcept on wo eoccasions when has been cracked and it was nece to recast it. Whan the bell w in 1776 the town agreed to pay sum every y to meet the of ringing it three times each day, it was undoubtedly of vic2 in days when probably not one family ten had & timeplece in the house, a proposition to discontinue the day expense i n- rise ringing was opposed by promi- nent membe: * the church, an a the town, or city, was hound by agree- ment, the ringing continued.—Man- cheater Union. Lines of Least Resistance. Many youths are trained along th lnes of least resistance. Their ca- eers are watched so that they ma nat run against the obstacles and d sppointments. The: clothes, idling, eaure they want witho & a single affort to pos- mess them. “We want John to have a £20d time now, for after awhile he may not have It is the philosophy up- on which many parent Tt is at folly. The put on lines of leas meets with few if any gethere little strength character. There is no ward. There no step thet does not involve an offort. The boy whose path is made smooth and easy for him is like the pupil in school who studies arithmeti He get ail the money, boy who ance and adversities of mind and gliding for- in advance wot Ms lessons, but he died, at last, in an infirmary Just mark ii down, oh ind lov- ing parent, your boy, raiced in ease and comfort, and with every ad- vantag> ready at band, provided by your bounty, will not amount to a Hill of beans out the world, where heroism is in demand and true worth t= the test of manhood.—Ohio St Net Taking Chances. He called at the money order win- dow of the local postoffice and asked permissfon to send aun order for $100 to the “old country.” with the mouey gave his own name as Later Then the man | pavee. “Pm going over next week.” he vol- wvnteered, “and I want to have the ! money walting for me on the other | mide, so that I can give it to my moth- er.’ “Whg dou't you take it with yon?” | asked the clerk. “You would save 40 centa” “Well, suppose the ship sinks and I drown!"—Newark Star. Stimuiation by Suggestion. I love to0 heve my dootor call And grave ok me o'er The cough. the cold, the ailment small Which bothered me befors Sesmod petty ihough ennoving things Until he swift came And unto each derangement flings its scientific name Ah. then, what pride uplifts my mind To hear thoss words set free, Vast as the mutterings of the wind Or murmurings of the sea! And o my heart strange hopes begin To Jeap of lasting fame. There is a heup of comfort in A scientific name —Washington Star. What He Was Thinking Of. The editor wrote, “About 60 per cent of the total revenue of civilized na- tions goes for military expenditures.” The intelligent compositor. who was a wmarried man and who had some- thing on his mind, set it up: “About 60 per cent of the total reve- nue of civillzed nations goes for milli- mery expeaditures”—Yonkers man. Not Perfect. Her hair Is dark. with glossy glint And sheen, Except where puffs of lighter tint Are seen Her skin is soft: 'tis snowy, too, And nice, where the threugh The Bave freckies glimmer rice. Bhe does not claim 1o be a bells Or boast, And, afier all, she looks as well As moet —Washington Herald. A Suggestion For Boarders. “What are you trying to do, Mr. Dis- pep?¥ “Didn’t you say this was a Plymouth Rock? “I did.” “Well, Iudge. I'm putting In a blast.”"— A Trifle Caustic. Two kinds of fools the river haunt Performing stunts aquatic, And nothing sver seems to daunt These gentiomen erratic. Two kinds of foois t. damsels out Despite the pleas of mother, And ene kind seems to be about As foolisii as the other. Two kinds of fools we see afioat other Xind proposes. —Philsdeiphie Evening Builstin, Ribben s insestion contines 1o be top of 4be States- | In Days cf Cld. In dass of old. the long ago. The blushing beile and dasiing be eau Drew round the cheerful ingleside And played the games of Christmastide— Those merry games which, comme il faut, ‘We of today vote rather siov Grandfather never goifed, I trow. And bridge was not the =ocial gu In days of old. @ of calico wd furbelow t, simple pride. ma was yet a bi A quaint old 2 Of ruffle, frill An age of lon Wiile grandmar They danced, they That microbes I In ‘s of old Rochester Post E Not the Worst. ride; issed and did not know ed in mistletoe xpress. “] must confess that I don't sieep weil while traveling by tra said Mr. Chuggins. “I had a terridle dream last nig! “I understand they had some trou- ble on the road.” “Yes. [ dreamed my motorcar ran over an embankment. smashed the engine and tore the trausmission out by the roois. You can't imagine how relieved I feli when I awoke and found it was only a railway collision.” —Washington The Naughty Little Motor. ‘Twas a very little bov Had a pretiy littie toy— 'Twas a little vellow motor with scarlet wheel When the motor wouldn't Little Bobbie muttered, O When I ask you you had ought rou'd ought-to-mobile But the balky little imp Wouldn't run and wouldn't And it paid no least attention to tie boy's appeal, And the laddie cricd As he thumped it on the back 3 utey—yes, “Youre a neugh little naughty-mobile! a shiny g0 b, —yes, 1imp, the lit- —Harper's Weekly. A Dangerous Weapon. Two Irishmen were out hunti > gun between them. gun saw a bird on a twig a areful afm at it For the love shouted the other hunter, Zun ain't loaded.” of heaven, I've got to!” yelled Mik bird won't wait!"—Saturday E Post. A Political Economist. “It's due to this.” “It's due to t jen’t due to either. rikes.” “It's due to It's due to neithe; cause the g man are too luxurious, o all off scent Of food from oats 1o i So far as [ can figure 1s due to high prices New Yor Could Pump. “I understand you want a pump the organ?’ said the app “Yes, we do.” replied the charge at the church, “What ence have you had? “We The man wi ng with h nd took Mike,” ‘don’t shoot! “The Svening that.” trusts. e h s The higher cost k Sum. man to plicant. man in exper three years!”—Yonkers Statesman. The Unpopular Verdict. Feller 1ere’s the verdict s fell purty 80 mina about on eve > 3 Crafty Oid Rogue. “The old skinflint knew d weep when he died.” How do you know “He said so. He s id he war climbin’. nobody nted to be cremated and then some one might get a cinder in shed a tear.”—Kansas Ci Horseshoe Out of Date. The horses! Disasters dire What is the prope On Father’'s Account. “I never speak.” he said, “un I have thought twice “Just to set father's mind a she replied, “won't you iry t twice before the end of this w ) Record. Porplexing. his eye and have to v Times, 1sed 1o keep at bay til after t rest,” o think eek ?'— plexing problem to oft occurs Six wads of gum beneath a chair But one of which Is her: —Detroit Free Press As Amended. what I say pro- Mr. Naggs-Remember, Zoes. Mrs. Naggs (calmly)—It does, vided you write it down and put a —Chic stamp on i go Journal. Revised. Oh, wad some power here bei The giftie gle us Alwa Before t see leveland I Tow e the men we owa Leader. Stoves Ranges Heaters We again cail most important part vour the kitchen. We seil the best Stove, Ran Heater that can be procured. MODEL RANGES These Ranges ha ments of the best prices are reasonable. on hand to choose from. Come in and see them, makes, A gooy Andrew J. Who 1 12 Ferry Sireet. Telephone 208, on to the home and 1ge all the improve- and the d stock ley, soRiss { | | | 1 worked for a milkman for | { | CONCLUSIVELY PROVE TO YOUR ENTIRE SATISFACTION THAT IT IS. A FACT THAT CAN NOT BE DISPU WE HAVE GOOD FA- CILITI TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR TASK—THAT MAY BE MADE EASY AND PLEASANT WITH A LITTLE | METHODICAL SYSTEM. LET US | | | H. ‘The Right Kind | know of certaln rules which will sure- ' Iy prevent your growing old.” How Not to Grow Old. The Spanish wit and philosopher Quevado, who in his time gained a reputation for knowing everything. was asked if he knew of a means whereby a person could avoid grow- ing old. “Most certalnly,” sald ke. “I “What are they “Keep in the sun in summer and in the wet in winter. That is one rule. Never give yourself rest. That is an- other. pens. That is another. And then If you take care always to eat meat cold and drink plenty of cold water when you are hot you may be perfectly sure that you will never grow old!” _— Theory and Practice. Theory is almost always still busy taking aim long after practice has made the buliseye. CASTORIA For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M—-‘: : Signatu.e of > "LEGAL NOTICES. ASSESSORS NOTICE Al liable persons in the Town of Norwich to pay taxes are hereby notified to return to the ors on or before the first day of November next a writ- ten or printed list. properly signed and orn to, of all taxable property owned them' on the first day of October, ). Those failing to make a list will 1410 be charged a penalty of 10 per cent. ad- dition: B I, according to law. nls can be obtained rs’ Offic ent by ma at the As- in City Hall, or they will upon appiication. m .to 4 p. m. CH, 10 a CHUF DER E. . MURPH VES, Yes! It’s a Great Thing. | WHAT’S THAT. Saving. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT AND ARE OPEN TO CONVICTION—JUST CALL UPON US AND WE WILL EXPLAIN THE PROPOSITION TO YOU. The Willimantic Savings Institute MURRAY, President. D. ¢ WEBSTER, Treasurer. of Stove Polish | | | ! found Dixson's. It's | the fine amel for Pipes, Fur naces, Gas Ranges 1 oil | Stoves—just paint it on—no | polishing required—the ult W prise you. ve Ink is | another useful artic It covers | those awft red spots that are | sometimes o hard to black. Mending and Fixing Time fajor’s Cement vill mend the ken crockery—ILePage's Gilue will help with the furniture. Then Liquid Ven the liquid | hat makes old things look new, | will finish the furnitur applied. —and it's STRAYED. emale rabbit houn tan and white; soon to have puppies, or | has had them.” Any information seni to H. P. Bowen, No. 105 Baltic St. wich, will be suitably rewarded. oet BANKBOOK LOST or_stolen, Passboo! ). 116840 N { orwic i ety 1k on or before 13th day of or submit to having the eciared cancelled and extin- | gwishied and a new book issued in licu thereof, or the amount due thercon paid octi4d ST:P IN AND TRY GUR 35c DINNER From 12 to 2 DEL-HOFF CAFE, Ground Fioor Jysea We are neadquarters ror NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALR. Family irads supplied at 60c per doz C. E. Wright. 8 Cove 8t Tel. oct3da WHEN ness befor o put busi inere is no me- Fret at everything that hap- | FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES WANTED. FOR SALE. WANTED—Boy to deliver groceries. FOR SALE Sow and six pigs.” G. A near School St, 0ct27ThEM WANTED —Old feather beds. asp prices paid. Address C. F. son, Bulletin Office. Norwich, only reli- ible and competent men need apply. O. . Jewett City, Ct. oct27d ED—Position to as it in or _doing light housework. . Norwich, Ct. _oct27d Have buyer: full particula Realty Co. 302 . oct20d. WANT AD—At once. Three plumbers and steamfitte Good wag! Come and bring your tool chest. The Long- worth-Wetherby Co., Middletown, Ct. Good sized, s Alice Leach, WANT horse. Appl Hill, stat- zht d WANTED-—306 ing age and pric rm, Columbia, pullets. Reply, to Merry Tho nn. oet? CHERS!—100 teach- wanted for high, graded and un- posifions paying £00d registration - fee s n secured. Re; Teachers’ Hartford, oct26d TEACHERS! TEA ers Stuart Agency, Conn. Apply ot Bullefin Offices oct28d | Kahn, Yantic, Conn. Tel. octzd WANTED —Anyone. anywhere, can| FOR SALEYoke of oxen, 6 vears earn big pay copying addresses at|old, in good flesh, weighing about 5000 Lome evenin 4c stamps. C.| pounds.” Inquire of Amos B. Wheeler. H. Rowan, Chicago, - oct28d oct19d WANTED—Pair_oxe State brecd, = Mansfiéld, Conn. 0ct28d__ | write to Mrs. F. W. Main, No. Stoning- WANTED _Purse makers' hands, 160 | ton, Ct. octlld double, 33-34 deep, $1. Call Tuesdays between 3 and 5 p. m., at 21 John FOR SALE OR WILL RENT—House No. 38 Laurel Hill Ave.; 13 rooms, two baths, steam heat. gas. 'Aoply to W. H. Cardwell, 9 Market St, sep24d will buy good farm, 50 acres, 51.80“ sight-room house, barn, four hen houses, corn house, wagon house, wood house, all in gocd condition; 40 apple trees, besides pear, cherry and crabapples and grapes; fine neighbor- hood; comfortabie home. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street. oct19d FOR SALE 180 Boswell Ave, Cottage of 7 rooms, large garden, 10 minutes’ walk to square. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Bldg., Norwich. 28 HORSES. Another express car of 28 horses just arrived. My own selection, and there are as Jikely big horses and chunks among them as can be found any- where. Also three good drivers. Prices and quality cannot be beaten. Call and see them, or telephone 177-12. oct3d ELMER R. PIERSON. oct26d NTED—Position as lady’s or sec- also position for general rk, by two Swedish girls. In- Bulletin Office. oct26d WANTED—Position as an assistant High percentage attained. t references. Address Bulle- oct26d WANTED A temperate, reliable man to work on farm by month or year. Good wages ome. N. H. Hall, R. 6. oct24d F. D. No. mixed cider apples quantity, per 100 ibs., deliv- at my house on Corning road, East F. E. Peckham, Norwich, Conn. octz4d —Sound INTEL Spare time, ity, ss en- velopes, mail <, pay cents hour, material stamps furnished free. Rex 'Mailing Agency, London, Ont. oct22d WANTED—Winders and _ quiller: steady work and good payv. Also learn er; paid for learning. West Side Bilk Mill, Mechanic St. oct21d W NTED—Night fireman for battery must be sirietly sobe experienced. Ad- dress Box 7 . R. L oct20d WANTED—A finisher tender on five sets of cards. Apply to Hall Bros., 29 51 Commerc: octi2d WANTED—Skein _ winders; good wages; steady employment for com- petent’ help Also handy young man, Apply at Ussawan Mills. sep21d WANTED Family Cook and General House of high pressute boilers: and St. CHAS. E. WHITNEY 227 MAIN STREET. Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE A variety of Cottages, Dwellings and Tenement Property in all parts of the city at prices ranging from $1,200 to $20,000. See Lists at Office. Rents collected, repairs effected, etc, octlsd 40 Acre Village Farm in Windham Center, elegant location two-story, _eight-room ~house. large barn with basement, all buildings first class. Price 32500, Have a bargain in a Lunch Cart If sold at once. TRYON’S REAL ESTATE AGFENCY, 715 Main St, Wiilimantie, Conn. sep24d Auctioneer WILLIAM B. WILCOX. .. AUCTION ¢ill seli at public auction the S [",:-‘rl(lyuln‘ ‘ho’l“t’!g! with land 50 feet front by 100 feet deep, loca on Clay Ave., Sunnyside, Laurel Hii orwich, Conn. SALE WEDNESDAY, NOV. 2D, 1910, at 2 o'clock in the aftermoom. cooks and all Kinds of help. I have on band severgl laborers and one or two stationary engineers that I want to find jobs also a few teamsters. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, S. H. REEVES, Supt. mtral Building, 43 Broadway, City. PERSONAL. LADIES' CONFINEMENT INSTITUTE particulars, write Sapitarium, Hartford, sepl7d LADIES! It is time to think of your Fur Repairs for the coming season. We can alter or repair Scarfs, Muffs or Garments promptly and well if attended to early. Collinswood Conn. Our charges are moderate and we do the best of work. McPHERSON, Halter and Furrier. sept20d High Grade PIANOS Latest Sheet Music AND NEW STYLES WALL PAPER Yerrington's 49 Main Street may18d JUST RECEIVED Hecker’s ¢id Homestead Pancake Flour at CARDWELL’S octld MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. (Established 1872.) THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO., 142 Main Street, Upstuirs. AUTOMOBILE STATION, B. J. Coit, 6 Otis Straet. Automobile and Bicycie Espairing. General Ma~ chine work. Jobbizz ‘Phoaa Gitls. Room 32 Central Build-| give per cent. of the price to be paid 1 sale, balance en the papers ing. J.B. LUCAS. ade S 1P stormy, mext fair weekday. oct1id oct26d CHARLES T. SBNAY. WANTED. Farm help. general housework help, ng. Infants adopted | | FOR SALE | OFFER SUBJECT YO SALE 200 Shares of the Pierce, Butler & Pierce Manufacturing Co. 7 per cent. Preferred Stock at $102.00 per share. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Strest, Norwich, Ct. Farms Farms Farms 9800 will buy a four-acre placa. new house, abundance of frui¢, slinated 1% miles | | from busy village. Investigate. 5690 | will buy a cotiage house, large lot, | place situated {a the village of Pawca- | | tuck, Co Possession given immedi- ately. asy terms. $2750 will buy a ten-acre place situated be- fween Stonington and Westerly: brand new house of seven rooms; % mile from Stonington borough. For particulars, call or writs, 1 have 13 farms for sele. all stocked with orops and tools, at prices that will | astonish you. Write at once for information. Send for Wilcox's Farm Bulleti (choice of 4003. = WILLIAM A. WILCOX, REAL ESTATE BROKER, No. 41 West Broad $t., Rooms 1 amd 2. Westerly, R. 1. Telephones 31 and 365. tion free in auto. Transporta- sep15d LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confident omr Ptes, Cake and Bread cannot be exocslied. Give us a trial order. novid 20 Fatrmount Streat. General Contractor AD orders recelve prompt and careful | sttentior. Give me a trial order. Sat. | isfaction guaranteed THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 348-2. Norwich. THE PLAN Headquarters for Best Ales, iagers Etc., in Town. JAMES O'CONNELL, Preprietor. | Telephone 607. oct2d | THE PALACE CAFE Step in and see us. FRANK WATSON & co., mar3d 78 Franklin Street. ‘Rose Bowling Alieys, LUCAS HALL, 49 Shetuckst Street. ¥ J. C. STONE Frop .ctlid isdug medivm in disim herter (han tag ing celumns of The € the advertis- ulletin. Jasiern Conaectious letin #ow usinass vas. u)A “w-The Bul- FHERE s no advertising medium in Fastern Cs -$icut equal (o The Bul- | datin fox-Hul “rasults. k “TO RENT. - Pflfl"“ NEATLY FURNISHED ROOMS to ) rent, with board. References. Apply Bulletin Office or 52 Williams Street. 0Ct21IFSWFS TO RENT—Flat No. § Unlon square, seven rooms and bath. ; Possession Nov. Enguire N 8. Gilbert & Sons, 141 Main St. oct35d NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS, cen- trally located, continuous hot water, 28 Union St, oct22d gteam heat, bath and gas. "Phone 834-4. TO RENT—A very 20 Sumier St. (Laurel® Hill), fine base- desirable 7-room cottage, with all modern improvements, A THOUGHT OF WASHING DAY. The clothes line is a Rosary Of household nelp and care; Bach liftle saint the Mother loves Is represented there. And when across her garden plot She walks, with thoughtful heed, I should not wonder if she told Each garment for a bead. For Celia's scarlet stockings hang Beside Amelia's skirt, And Bilbo's breeches. which of late Were sadly smeared with dirt. ment and laundry. two minutes from | y, erohing e o Dusiness ‘caiiter. Inquive K. W Med- | Yo, THCLIEE Small wiped bitter tears bery, No. 28. OCtITMWEF This pinatore was torn in strife "Twixt Fred and Jit TO RENT—Lower temement, _four (it rooms. binder), 108 Broadwzy. sepdd Enquire of J. Bradford (Book- And that dev e of finer web, And over-costly lace, TO RENT-—At 21 Ripley place, 2 zood rent tenement of si reasonable. oct13d roums, first floor: Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. TO RENT—The store just vacated by the Thames National bank; pos: at once. Hnquire of J. B. Lucas, tral Building. TO RENT—Pleasant furnished ropms Adoprned our Eldest when she danced At some gay shion place. A stranger passing, I saiute The Household in its wear, And smile to think how near of kim Arc love and toil and prayer. —Julla Ward Howe. UNEXPECTED WISDOW, I wooed a girl, from $1 up; permanent or transient. A nerfer 60 Main St.. Norwich. sep23d A ‘preclous peasi = 3¢ 5 s TO RENT—House Ko, 242 Franklin | bl o St elght rooma; rent reasonable. Ap- To_me she said ply Dr. D. ones, East Great Plain. Twas not_ plan Tél. 136, sepldd et T To cver wed TO RENT—Basement at 55 Franklin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or simllar business may17d TO RENT—Store at 5 Franklin St. Enquire at this office. mari9d TO LET. The place known as the Moss Farm, 3 mile from Westerly postoffice, ocon- taining 110 acres, 10-room house hav- A poet mam. So T surméee. That she was keen And very wise For just sixteen. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “My wife asked me to beat.a rug this morning.” . “What did you do?"” “I beat it."—Buffalo Express. ing s e © w 3 mi]n;me‘,o""s::“'::‘m”Rg,‘;"v"g.‘:" 0."3”‘ “When women' vete you'll see mno Appiy fo mey used in elections.” . “You think W. A, WILCOX, th will prefér ‘trading stamps?'— 41 West Broad St., Westerly, R. L Washington Herald. oct25d TO RENT House of ten rooms with bath, steam heat and gas, near center of city; suitable for renting rooms. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street, Norwtch, Conn. FOR SALE. Sale of Cows, Farm Utensils and Other Personal Property ing properiy will be soid Oct. 29, at 2 o'clock In the afternoon, at Sylvester H. Maynard, on line from Baltic to Willimantic, at Maynard's Crossing, one mile from the village of Baltic: One old, 1 cow six vgars old. excellent cows for butter, 1 Sharpies separator, 1 two- horse plow, 1 hay cutter, 1 cooking stove marked St. Louia No. 7, with hot water tank and other stove utensils, 22 vards of linoleum, @iso other house- hold goeds and utensils. HATYTE M. MAYNARD, Admi trator. the late residence of the troiley cow four years “Clothes don’t make the man,” quo- ted the Wise Guy. “No, but they make a_ dangerous imitation” added the Simple Mug.—Philadelphia Record. “What's parlor socialism?’ asked Grayce. “Having two callers at ths mame time and letting each hold hand,” explained Maybelle.—Louisville Courier-Journal. Slowboy—Do you—er—think vour father uld kiek me out if I waas to —ask him for your hand? Miss Willing—~No, but I'm afraid he will i/ you dom't ask him pretty soon.—Path- finder. Little Bob (just started in school)—- what is the bird with the is A TUncle Har biggest bill” Unele Harry (who still thinking of the night hefore) quail, my boy; a quell on toast Juése. Briggs—d have made e will leaving my brain to the hospital, and jusc Zot an ackno ent from the au- therities. Let ‘ere they pleased Briggs—They wrote that every littie helps—Ametrican Family Journal. Mother—I gave you a mickel yester- day_to be good, and today you are just as bad as you can be. Willle—Yes, ma; I'm trying to show vou that you got your money’s worth yesterday.— Bostor Transcrip The Tailor—Married or single? The Customer—Married. Why? The Tall- ov—Then let me recommend my patent depcsit pocket. It contaéns a most in- gerieus ifttle contrivance that feels like a live mouse.—Chicago “We ghould always de kind to dumb animais.” “Umph!” “What are vou thinking about?” *“A etery I read once of a m who tried to fan the flies off a mule—Birmingham Age-Herald At breakfast recently. Andrew Car- e el aegie indulged in a plece of pis. A There will also be sold at the same| gjet reformar ypresent remonstrated. time one black walnut bedstead amd | “Why, Mr. Carnegie,” he said, “do r housebold articles, one pew Cy-|you <at pie?” “Of course,” replied the < incubator. 240 eggs capacity, and | noted phflanthropist - benignly, “what one brooder and ten barrels do vou do with {t?"—Success. MUCH IN LITTLE The international expositions at DONT WORRY It Makes Wrinkles. Warry over ili-health does youms health no good, and merely causes wrinkles, that make than you are. If you are sick, don't wor sdbout it to maie ycurself well. you Jook oldee but To this we repeat the words of thousands of other former sufferers from woman ly iMls, similar to yours, when we say, lake Viburn-0. It 1s a wonderful female remedy, as you will admit if you try Direciions fer i3 use are printed in | six languages with every bottle. Price $1.26 at druggists. FRANCO-GERMAN CHEMICAL CO. 106 Wesst 129th Street, New York. mar3ld HALLEWE'EN FAVORS Jack ©@’Lanterns, Wiiches, Biack Cats, Snakes, Skuils, Mottoes, Fost Cards and Favors. WES, WY FN, Frankin Squar octl3d Sterling Silvery, Silver Depositware, Cut Glass, Clocks, Etc. Useful and Desirablz Articles for Wadding Gifts, Finest Goods Largest Stock Lowest Prices Join & Gea, W Bs, taken for combings., 1. % UNDERWOOD, 51 Broadwes. MRS, Tel, b63-4. MME. TAFT, PALMIST AND CLAIRVOYANT, Washingion St car- New ~Londen, now ner LiHoy*St., Face and Scalp 1\me- -sage, Shamposing umd Manicuring.. Oralors o Buznos Ayres were arranged to com- memorate the 100th ammiversary of Argentina’s _declaration of independ- ance from Spanish rule, which took place on May 15, 1310. A law has been enacted by the Chil- san_congress authorising the coinage of 5000000 pesos ($825.000 United States gold) werth of 50-centave and 1-peso pieces, of 6 and 13 grams each lin weight. 1t is stated that when the Arica to La Paz railway is completed, whict should be within 18 menths, the time | from the Pacific cesst to La Paz wil! be reduced for passengers from 23 to i4 hours, and for frieght from four to 25 houvs. Suffragists throughout the country are very much pleased becaurse of the organization of the Colorade HEqual Sulfrage Aid association by ths men of Denver. ANlhouwgh the assoclation is local so far as memfbership go2s it atms to help the cause throughout tho world. English interests have recently ar- ranged to purchase a Targe block of the atock of the Russian Trading and Industrial bank of $t Petersburg, thus crosting a new flei@ for British capi- e tal. The stock of the bank is $1,000.- 000, with a reserve fund of $1,500,- 000. On August 10, 1910, a Civinese min ing company made a shipment sample coal. coke and oement to San Francisco, the total wvalue of the | shipment amounting €o $34.863, ths cargo being made wp as follows: An thracite, 2.000 tons: lme, 920 ten: slack, 1980 toms: special coke, five tons; cement, 10 cashs. littie Cayman Tstands, just south of Jamaica, are seldom mentioned in the periodicais of the world. Althouga the population of Grand Cayman is only 5000 and of the lesser Caymang 1.000, thes® people lead busy lives. One | of the industmes ig turtie fighing fo¥ suppiving green turtles and the tor toise shell of commerce. The government of Costa Rica haw made a contract with Bdmund Johm Rees, an Englisn subject, o lay ome or mor: submarinie cabies between Forf imon snd Colon and to operate them for 15 vears. at the end of which time | they are to beesme the property of tha government at a price to be fixed hv arbitration. The contractor has tha right also to construct an aerogram station if he desires. el Glory Without Expense. Poubtiess Fred W. Mansfield appre- ciates the fact of heing a temporary candidate for governor doss mot re- quire the opening of a barl.—Spring- field Union. Chance to Lose Him. The navy dGepartment does wol Xmow what (o do with Peary, Mdigi€ run nim for vice president on the pro- Lipidon ticket Ri Paul Ploueer | Press. ! Put Candies on lce. The birthday candiss Wit Gawen ind with lese drippiug of longer grease if they if they are kept ea the e for 12 hours hefore using, ai not dbromoved untildust remdan o ba N