Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, October 19, 1910, Page 4

‘crfif:lc Baulletin and Gaufied. 114 YEARS OLD. a year. Conn., as second-class matter. Telephome Calls: Bulletin Inees 430, gw Hzmu oms, $5 in Job Office, 35-6, Willkmantie Office, Roem 3 Marray Buslding. Telephone 210. > price, 12¢ & week; 500 a | i\ oA - S ———aeege——— Narwich, Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1910. The Bulletin. The Builetin hos the Inrgest eir- culation of auy paper in Bastern Connecticut, and from three to four times larger tham that of amy im Nerwieh. It is dolfvered to over 3,000 of the 4,063 houses in Nor- wieh, and read by mimety-three per comt. of the people. In Windham it is delivered to over D00 houses, in Putuam and Daniclson fo over 1,100, and in all of these places It conaidered the local daily. Eastera Commecticut has forty- nine tewns, one humdred and wixty- five postoffice districts, and forty- ome /yural free delivery routes. The Bulletia s sold In every town and on all of the K. F. D. reutes ia KEastern Comnecticut. CIRCULATION 1901, average ceeresieaes 4413 ..8,092 Week ending Octoberts...... REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET. Wieetion Tue For Governor, CHARLES A. GOODWIN f Hurtford. For Licutenant Govermor, DENNIS A. BLAKESLER of New Haven. For Secretary of State, MATTHEW H. ROGERS of Bridgeport. For State Treasurer, COSTELLO LIPPITT of Norwich. For State Comptrollen, THOMAS D. BRADSTREET For Attorney General, * JOHN H. LIGHT of Norwalk. Comgressmen. Wirst District, B STEVENS HENRY of Vermon. Dintriot, . SHEPARD of Portland. Third District BOWIN W. HIGGINS of Norwich, Faurth Distriet, EBENEZER J. HILL of Nerwalk. For Mepreseantative-at-Large In ‘on- Erons, JOHN Q. TILSON of New Havea. Semators. M, Cronin of New Lendon. . Davis of Preston. Park of SBpregue. s A Hammond of Putnam. Bliiokt of Pomtret. riey B. Leomard of Rockville, Judge of Probate. ‘orwich Distmlet—Nelson J. Ayl orwion e Sherifis, County. ew London—8idney A. Brown, New London. Windhaor- eston B. Sibley, Kiilingly. Toliand—WHliam B. Spragueé, Andover. For Representativ, HENRY W. TIBBITS. ALBERT J. BAILEY. THE AVERAGE PRICE. The shifting average price of auto- mobiles ae presented by the Assocla- tlon of Licensed Automobile Manutac- turers I8 quite surprising in its rise and decline during the past seven ears. Here are the figures for every ear since 1902 7 Average Average Price. 903 .....$1,188.37 1907 04 1,351.45 1908 1908 ..... 1609.79 1909 1908 . 185393 1910¢ “To July 1 should expia hat these gures are for sales of American gaso- e vehicles on they do not cover #ales of forelgn machines or of elec- tric vehicles. The association in estion is estimated to represent at cast 85 per cent. of the automobile P hera the Unitel States, though there are many “auto” man. farturers ontside the organization. ese facts being understood, it is in- ng to nete that from 1903 to nclusive the average price of American automobiles incieased stead- from vear to year, but that nce en—that is, for 1908, 1909 and the =t half of 1910 the average has de- ned steadily; it is now only ahout per cent. of the high-water average of 190" On its face this would ap- pear to mean that a machine costing $1,000 n 1967 may now be bought for $710, or a $1.500 machine for $1,065 and #0 on. But this is not the e The figures need expia 1. It has been pointed out that the better-class | cats, those commanding around $3.000 each and upward, still bring these prices easily; the lessened average price is due te the fact that the num- ber of low-priced “autos” marketed has been rapidly imcreasing for three years past; it is tiue also that, despite the enormous increase in the number people buying automobiles, only one new company has in the last four vears entered the manufacturing field to compete against iachines costing 54,000 and upward. And when it is dered that ehiesp “autos” mean machines of shorter life than those of ormal quality and that the cheaper ~ price and the poerer the quality L greater are the wear and tear and Ligher the cost of the upkeep, it must inevitably lmeress the close ebserver of thiggs "rutomobMian” thut myTiads of men and wemen in this country are “skating on very thin iee” in the pur- (hage, pessession and epgratien of mo- tor vehictes. It is not a hepeful mizn pathar fan Sha IRdusi on the public ‘| when the prices of good automobiles are not declining but when poor-qual- ity, low-priced automobiles find a ready market. EXPORTATION OF LIVING FISH. | The art of exporting fish alive in hermetically sealed jars of oxygen- ized water has become so perfected that of sixty-four fish shipped from ew York to Gehlberg, Germany, six- -three- are reported to have arrived alive and cheerful. The German cura- Tontered at the Pestoffice at Norwich, { tor says that he is now going to send to New York a specimen of every spe- cies he has. Exchanges are also be- ing pianned at New York with Naples and Hawaii. Anq this calls to mind the recent attempts to transport flsh of various kinds to distant waters for cultiva- tion, which hitherto has not been so promising as might have been desired: 2 business this experiment has made possible even for the longest distances. There is now on its way to the Pacifie coast a special car from Portland, Me., bound for Seattle carrying 2,000 live crustaceans, half male and half fe- male, for the purpose of stocking the waters on the Pacific coast with our Atlantic coast lobsters. Of this enterprise the Portland Ex- press says: “We. have econtributed many bushels of young oysters for the use of the Pacific coast, and they have made fine progress in faitening, but have not inereased and multiplied as was the hope of those who planted them out there. They may become used to the environment some time, and then they will give the people on the Pacific slope an idea of what the real, fresh, uncanned and untreated oyster is. How the lobsters will thrive out there remains to be seen, but they have crabs most as big as the top of a flour barrel and if lobsters grow in the same proportien it will be danger- ous for divers who have not armor on.” PARKER TO TRAIL ROOSEVELT. Judge Parker is thoroughly stirred up over the political conditions in the country, and has been selected to fol- low Colonel Roosevelt in his speech- making campaign in New York state, to break down his influence with the people. News of this comes in the following form: Alton B. Parker of New York is in dead earnest. He says the only way to avoid Mexicanizing this coun- try is to defeat the Roosevelt ticket. Judge Parker is to ‘tra Roosevelt in the coming New Ydrk campaign, speaking in the places where Roose- velt speaks. The fur is to fly in the Empire state, where the campaign will be one of the most bitterly fought of recent years, and this is saying a good deal for New York.” Our sympathy with Judge Parker is all that keeps us from smiling, for in- stead of undoing the work Roosevelt has cut out for himself he is very like- Iy to be undone. Allowing that.Judge Parker has equal ablility, he lacks the magnetism and the personal popularity which lend force to all the opinions Colonel Roosevelt sees fit to utter. This looks very much like starting a dark lantern in the trail of a comet to lessen its flaming effect. Mr. Roosevelt must be smiling to think that ‘the democratic party's best light is of such weak illuminating power. NEW ENGLAND'S GRAND OLD LADY. A feeling of sadness has swept over | New England because of the death of Julia Ward Howe, who has held first place Among American women for more than half a century. She was a woman of broad scholarship and a well disciplined mind; and whatever subject she debated or whatever cause she espoused, she was never irration- al, but was calm, lucid and impres- sive in her public utterances. Age seemed to have been just an incident to life with her, and she never felt t00 old to support any cause for the betterment of the masses or the uplift- ing of her own sex. She maintained ar abiding interest in all public affairs and during the hearings before the legislative committee of Massachusetts not long ago appeared and appealed in behalf of mothers and infants for purer and cheaper milk for the city of Boston. Her most famous is composition dbubtless “The Battle Hymn of the Republic,” which was popular in the days of the civil war, and but for the forty rs of good work since addec to her life she might have been best known and longest remembered on ac- count of this celebrated hymn. She has been a steady worker ‘for the cause of humanity and has always avoided sensational methods The following gvord-picture of her vigor and sense s from the Hartford Courant, than which no bter has ap peared: “It was ‘less than two weeks ago that she went to- Northampton to Te- celve from Smith college the honorary degree of doctor of humanities. Only last Thursday her old friend, Frank Sanborn, was writing of her return from Northampton to Newport, and add that she ‘is now looking to her autmunal return to Boston and the women's club and her ftalian friends.” In the last forty years she had spoken often in behalf of woman suffrage. but those who heard her could have found nothing to suggest either the methods or the thought of some whe now champion what she so earnestly believed in. Her own view* was ex pressed iu an address she made at S4 before the Massachusetts legislature. ‘We shail not obtain suffrage,’ she said, ‘simply because we want it, nor shall we fail to do =0 hecause others don’t want it. We shall get it because it is right that we should. ' This fair- ly =illustrated Mrs. Hovie's mental at- titude toward public questions. . had supreme faith that in the long run the right would win; she never in- sisted that those who did not see things as she saw them were neces sarily wi Her temper was as sweet as her mind-—constantly stim- | ulated by ussociztion with the people best worth knowing—wys keen and alert.” WHO IS FIRST SELECTMAN? At the recent town election in Can- terbury, Marshall J. Frink and George W. Smith were the republican candi- dates for selectmen, and Charles S. Hyde and William Cone the democrat- ic. Smith received the largest number of votesg, Frink the next largast, and Hyde the next. Now, who first se- lectman? Nothing was said on the ticket aboul whp should be voted for, for the frst porition, but Frink's and Hyde's nanies were printed flrst; and if the law -gived the place 1o the per- son who reczives a plurality of votes, it seems to me Smith should hold it. INQUIRER. . 1910, Canterbury, [The law says that named “on a plurality st for them, or any be frst selectman; and he person firsy of the hallots of them, shall m the absence “You can’t tell,” said the man who had just lighted a fatally black cigar. “You can’t tell any more from ap- pearances what ‘the mew manager is going to do than the peopie down in Purpletown could tell about Hickey's nephew, Emery Bodge. “Hickey had run the general store in Purpletown forever. You couldn’t. convince a person in that coun- ty that Hickey hadn’t been deal- ing out short-weight sugar and rec ommending fadable calico and hold ing the cracked side of a dish so you wouldn’t see it when you went to buy it at the same time Eve was picking ing bananas for breakfast and telling Adam, he'd be late to the office if he didn’t’ hurry. “Hickey’d walk ten miles to save a nickel and he never was known to spend a cent if he' could make the other fellow do it for him. Hickey couldn’t help being well off, if not rich, but where he put all his money was a public mystery. He ran no account at either of the banks, though he had a safety deposit box where he used occasionally to put away bonds, for the boys in the bank watched to see. But what he did with his money while it was accumulating into thousand-dollar chunks was the question. “Finally, Abe Foster, who could seas farther with his one eye than most men could with a telescope, saw Hick- ey furtively drop the 50 cents he had just taken in for a china plate with red roses on it into a sugar bowl on the third shelf. This gave Abe an idea and presently everybody was WHAT EMERY BODGE DID | ee ¥ of his nose was always red. Hickey hadn’t left any will, so nobody knew how much Emery Bodge would draw. “Not long after the funeral, Emery astonished every one by issuing hand bills announcing that he would auc- tion off the stock of the store on the following Tuesday. “Everybody broke his neck to set there. Of course, it wasn't exactly in- tentional, but nobody had found time to explain to Bmery his uncle’s little idio- syncrasy in regard to hiding money. Maybe they were afraid he would think them forward or perhaps they thought heaven helps those who help themselves or remembered that sa: ing about silence being golden. An: way, when the auction began as much of Purpletown as could crowd into the store was jammed in. “There never was another such auc- tion like it. The minute a. pitcher or bowl or cup or soup tureen was point- ed by the auctioneer there’d be six Purpletown buyers on their feet all yelling at once.” Things that had cov- ers seemed to drive ‘em crazy and prices went sky high like a shot. Tt was a perfect bedlam of voices and poundings by the distracted auction- Through it all Emery Bodge just stood =zround looking uninterested. “You'd see folks %unfing secluded corners, of which there weren't.any, to peek into their purchases. Then they’d go back and howl to buy more. Abe Foster found a dime in a pitcher and after that the bidding was keener than ever. “That night there were enough mad and disappointed people in Purpletown | Taft, ‘his publican ticket, he justified his cam- paign manager, Pere Wallmo, for holt- ing the nomination of Mr. Shepard, ‘and then declared that in his view the ' present duty was to “whip corruption ' in ncv‘l.igcs afnte:‘t %i! state” He is ' es] v earn urgi that the Whip be applied to the lobbyists 1n the halls of the legislature. Then he said “I do mot want my Waterbury ad- dress to be misunderstood or miscon- strued by either the friends or the | foes of the republican party in the | present campaign. Any candidate who . can_conscientiously be considered as a sincere advocate of the reforms I have outlined_is, in my opinion, wortiy of the voters” support. But I am nam- ing no names, and have named none. That is a matter for each individual citizen to decide for himsel?, and you can say in your paper tonight that 1 did not indorse . Mr. Shepard at Waterbury last, night, by name, pub- lished reports to the contrary not- withstanding. If Mr. Shepard squares with the ideas advanced by me, then ' he cah consider himself indorsed by | me."—Waterbury American. Prison Reform. ‘The problem relating to prison re- form will be considered from man pulpits in this state on October 2 These problems closely concern civiliz- : ation. They have vexed mankind through the centuries, and the satis- factory solution has not yet been reached. Progress is slow, ‘but dis- cernible. The state reformatory to be built in Cheshire is a step in the right direction. Another thing that is urged by people of experience is a state farm where rounders and drunk- watfhing Hickey dispose of the money he took in. to have suriM a ship. Except Abe Fos- ter’s ten cents, nobody found a thing { i ards can be sent under an indetermi- nate sentence. State control of the Jjails is another proposition that ap- “If he had to make change he went to the drawer, but even money he al- ways dropped careless into some piece of crockery or ether on the shelves. Most of his stock was china and glass and such stuff. It was safe for him to do this for he slept in the store and cooked his own meals in a little back room. “Now that everybody knew Hickey kept his savings on the shelves it made conversation for months. People fig- ured that he must sometimes have hundreds of dollars hid around his store, because he bought a $1.000 bond when he had enough money. Some- times he bought two at a time. “Just when it was supposed to be time for him to add another bond to his collection in ‘his safety-deposit vault Hickey dropped dead. Every- thing he owned went to a nephew in another town, Emery Bodge. The store was locked and sealed till Emery could take charge. “There was considerable curiosity about the nephew. He didn't look very bright—sort of spindling and sallow and with liitle weak eyes and the end in his purchases, and all of them had spent the money they had been sav- ing up for spring suits and irips to the city and mew parlor lamps. And nobody could say anything. for the crowd really had been trying to pick Emery’s pocket. “Emery collected the bonds in the safety deposit box and several mort- gages and trifles like that and left for home. Purpletown, feeling a grudge against him, was glad to see him go, though it seemed & shame for all that fortune to be wasted on a cheap fel- low like Emery. Somebody asked what he was going to do now that he had all his uncle’s money. “Emery turned that vacant face of his and took in the crowd. Then as the train pulled in he chuckled. “‘Oh, he said, “I'll get a safety de- posit box and put the bonds in it and just cut the coupons. But’ and he chuckled again, ‘as the $1,476.39 I col- lected out of the china shelves was sort of a surprise and not counted on, "Il spend that on a trip to Chicago News. of a special appeintment shall be ex- officio, the agent of such town. The candidate who received the larg- est number of ballots for first place will be first selectman. This calls for a careful recount of the votes and the elimination of all votes for the can- didates which were placed second on any of the tickets, if there were such ballots.—Ed.] EDITORIAL NOTES. Roosevelt's volce is the voice of the people when he talks right on popular subjects. Any business that suffers from just reforms is a business that needs hurt- ing and hurting quick. Tt is time for everybody to think and for everybody to act, but they should think right and act right. Wellman's , dirigible balloon, The merica, sailed out to sea in a fog just as if it was beneath its notice: Ireland is safe. The farmers turned out three and a quarter millions of bushels of potatoes there the past sea- son. Colonel Roosevelt appears to have no doubt that his throat can stand all the wear and tear he feels like putting it to. ‘When Roosevelt made an address at Danville, Speaker Cannon is said to have been conveniently absent from home. The consensus of opinion is that the late Senator Dolllver was the kind'of a senator any man could safely fol- low after. There is a total absence of anything approaching sensationalism in the way the voters are registering in New York state. . Happy thought for today: Few tail- ors realize how much they owe to pride, or how much they lose because of the absence of it. In a trolley accident where over forty persons were injured, in Bos- ton, there was 2 busy pickpocket and he carried off the spoils. The hunter's moon is presenting most attractive nights for the coon hunters, and men and dogs are afield for exercise, if not for game. The brink of a revolution does not worry France. She has heen there several times before and survived the ordeal even when she slid over the brink. An Atchison millionaire has offered one million dollars to the aviator who shall first fly across the Atlantic ocean and land in London. He is in no dan- ger of losing his money. rooklyn has the/ real building fever, for the secretary of a Lawyer's Mortgage company says that in the past six vears $90,000,000 more than was needed has been invested in buildings. . Larkin G. Mead, the sculptor, is dead at Florence, Italy. Mr. Mead sprang to fame In a night, as it were, from a figure modeled in snow and ice, “The Snow Angel” which the people of Brattleboro woke ore morning to find on their main street. The Boston Tr: er says: nscript’s paragraph- “The Congregationalists are Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby’s Body. “When my baby was four monihs old his tace broke out with eczema, and at sixteen months of age, his face, hands and arms were in a dreadful atate. The eczema spread zll over his body. We had te put a mask or cioth over his face and tle up his hands. Finally we gave him _Hood's Sarsapa- rilla and in a few months he was en- tirely cured. Today he is a healthy boy.” Mrs. Inez Lewis, Baring, Maine Hood's Sarsaparilla cures hlood di: eases and huilds up the system. Get it today in usual liquid form er chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. making a strong bid for workingmen, who will soon have a new .excuse. Instead of ‘going back to the shop for tools” they can feel the need of drop- ping in at the Congregational church.” Favors Opening Coal Mines. Clark of Ala: in his annual report to the president that the coal lends of that territory be opened to development and use and will favor the leasing of them by the government. He proposes to provide for such utilization of these lands as will insare them against absorption by monopolies, and with reference to their possible utility he says: is entrely capable of sup- porting a large permanent population, but more liberal treatment by the fed- eral government is necessary to the development of the territory. The Alaska coal at consumption on the Pacific coast, would last the coast 6000 years or more. The coal that Alaska is now burning is imported largely from for- elgn countries and costs $i8 a ton. A few miles away is much better coal focked in the ground.” Where Butterworth Stood. When 'Mr. Butterworth got back to New Haven he found everybody eager to learn what he really said in Water- bury. = The assumption that he had endorsed Col. Shepard for congresz reached there with an emph: which made it appear as an intentional mis- representation. His friends down there couldn’t quite understand it. He explained to them at some length in The New Haven Union and in other papers. There is little to add to what the present rate of | { pears to have strength. Manifestly our jail system is capable of great {mprovement. In addition to these measures personal work among and in behalf of discharged or paroled pris- oners is urged. Increasing interest and intelligent ~discussion are bound to bave results. It is significant th: leaders in the movement are wise men. They are not swayed by emotion or sentimentality. They are leyel-head- ed people who know the weaknesses and temptations of humanity, as well as the inadequate methods of punish- ment and reform now in vogue. They are confident that betterment can be made, and they should be encouraged in their work.—Bristol Press. It Belief in Col. Roo: From various directions come in- qguiries for our opinion of Mr. Roose= velt's conduct in shaking hands with Boss Cox after refusing to dine with Senator Lorimer. If Mr. Roosevelt had refused to have anything to do with bosses, he could not have accomplished anything like as much. In twenty vears, let us hope, thig will not be true, but it is true today. Mr. Roose- velt has to trust his judgment about when to strike an evil, as in the case of the Lorimer bribery. He cannot be striking everything. If hedidhe would hit nothing. He is to be judged by his efforts to raise standards and by the quality of his judgment about methods, Including the question of times, places and occasions. The gen- eral opinion, like our own_ is that his record, extending over Some thirty years, speaks for him and speaks high- iy to’ his credit, from the time when, at the beginning of his manhood, he entered the New York assembly, through his civil service work, his po- lice commiselonership, his governor- ship, his two presidencies, down to the other day when, assuming the civic duties of ‘a man in private life, he marched out to meet the predatory bosses of the Empire state and shook the control of the republican party from their hands.—Colller's Weekly. Always Have a Chance. Judge Baldwin keeps on insisting the democrats have a_chance. Demo- crats always have a chance, however, whether in office or out, for there is that something with the people which affords democratic odds at every elec- tion. This year is no exception With the odds so great that it is hard to understand how they can lose, accord- in to those in the running. But the people are always liable to change and before election the ‘full dinner pail, Costing so much at present, will no doubt be made to swing empty in the imagination. It is a political play well staged and always works.—Mid- dletown Press. BACKADHE CAUSED BY THE KIDNEYS A Few Doses of Pape’s Diuretic Will Clean and Regulate the Kidneys and Make You Feel Fine—Most Severe Bladder Misery Simply Vanishes. The time to cure kidney trouble while it settles in; or Bright's Disease. The moment you suspect any kid- ne. ‘bladder or urinary disorder, or constant or dull aching in the back, sides or loins or the urine is thick, cloudy, offensive or full of sedi- ment, irregular of passags or attended by a sensation of scalding, you should begin taking Pape's Diuretic as di- rected, with the knowledge that there i8 no other medicine, at any price, made anywhere in the world, which will effect so thorough and prompt a cure, Pape’s Diuretic acts directly upon { the kidneys, bladder and urinary sys- | tem; cleanses, vitali ing at once such miserable symptoms only trouble — Before it |as lame back, Prostatic trouble, head- Dropsy, Diabetes, Gravel | 2¢he, dizziness, \weakness, nervous- ness, rheumatism and darting pains, inflamed or puffy eyelids, irritability, bilious stomach, worn-out feeling, sleeplessness or uncontrollable urina- tion (especially at night), and other distress. Don't be miserable another moment with a lame back or clogged, inactive kidneys or bladder misery, for after taking Pape’s Diuretic a rew days you will be ralieved and know all danger is passed. Your pharmacist, physician., banker or any mercantile agency will vouch | for the responsibility of Pape, Thomp- son & Pape of Cincinnati, Ohio, who prepare Pape's Diuretic — 50 cent es and regulates | treatment—sold by every druggist in these ducts, organs and glands, end- | the world. 3 use good soap. That is the combination that suits the majority of women. One is as important as the other. You cannot expect to have clean clothes if you do not use clean water. Nor will you get rid of the dirt, with- out injuring the clothes, if you do not Lenox Soap is good soap. 12 CHARACTERS MONS. TREBREH The Man wlth.rlh:' Musical Dining ‘able. MONDS & lm Present CAFE De L’BOWERY Vaudeville’s Greatest Laughing Act. " CLAYTON & RENNIE Eccentric Comedy Duo. ONE OTHER BIG FEATURE EVENINGS, Reserved Seats 20c. ADMISSION 10c. The Only First-class FLOYD MACK. 3—RICHARDSONS—3 ‘3—WESTON SISTERS—3 Every Afternoon 2.1 “A Dollar Metropolitan Show for A few reserved seats at 20 and 30 POLI’S “Where the People Go” “Follow lh'e Crowds™ Theatre in Norwich POLI VAUDEVILLE—As You See It in New York Monday, Taesday, Wednesday, October 17, 18, 19 17-BOYS IN BLLUE—17 The Most Sensational Act Ever Seen in Vaude e NOLAN & NOLAN. PAUL STEPHENS. MOTION PICTURES. Ten Cents.” cents. 12 CHARACTERS Funny Fancies. Boys, like flannels; shrink from wash- ing. Vegetarians find it Impossible to maie ends meat. It is better to have false teeth than a lying tongue. = ‘Why not head the wedding notes on the Sunday society page “Noose of the Weak?” ! ‘We may not be pretty while young, but all of us, if we wait patiently, will some day be pretty old—Washington Post. Ye Olden Bootjack. | The old oaken bootjack, the nail studded | bootjack. { The bootjack that hung under grandfa- ther's bed! How well we remember the tramp cats it would crack, | The tramp cats that walled to the moon | overhead! | The stray dog that howled and the cocks | on the haystack Broke grandfather's slumber and filled | him with rage, And he hurled the old bootjack, the nail studded boetjack; | But, alas, it has passed like the boots of his age! —Chicago News. Let Her Down Easy. Young Husband—Did you make those | biscuits, my dear? | His Wife—Yes, darling. | Her Husband—Well, 1'd rather you | would not make any more, sweetheart, His Wife—Why not, my love? { Her Husband—Because, angel mine, | you are too light for such heavy work. | —Philadelphia Telegraph. The Man of It. He kicked about his dinner and said mean things to his wite: He growled about nis breakfast every | morning of his life. At night, though, in some choice e-!e} while loafing with his bunch Of rowdy comrades he was loud in prais. . ing the free lunch. | —Cleveland Leader. i Knows His Ways. “His wife is a remarkable house- keeper.” “Economical “Yes, and more. She always has the | furniture where he cannot possibly fall over it when he comes home late or | gets up in the night to close the win: | dows to keep the rain out."—Buffalo |~ Express. A Soiled Idsal. | He said, “Ill go back to the farm | Because awhile he feit his oats, But farming went against the grain, | And now on asphalt walks he dotes. | «However hot the sun may be, “No farmer’s life,” he says, “for me!! —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. | Very Different. Proprietor of Private Fishing Pre serve (to trespasser)—What do you mean by coming here and carrying off | my fish? b | Trespasser (who hasn't had a bite ali day)—Excuse me, my dear sir; I'm nof | carrying off your fish. I'm feeding them.—Lippincott’s. | The Noisy Eater. Of table manners such as his No mortal could be prond. ‘The greatest trouble with him is He will eat soup aloud. —Catholic Standard and Times. The Reai Danger Zone. “May 1 ask you a question? “Sure, stranger.” “Why is everybody in this section mixed up in a feud?” “Well, nobuddy keers take chances on bein’ an innocent bystand | er.”—Louisville Courier-Journal to Hope Deferred. Hope =prings eternal in the patient hus- band’s breast. Wife always is to be but never is quite dressed. Life. | If t’s Made-of Rubbe; We Hava It Footbhall | Goods 1 85c to $6.00- $1.50 $1.25 Rugby Pants Jerseys . Shoos Helmets ... Nose Guards Gymnasium Goods Running Pants ..... ... 50c Supporters ... 26c to $1.25 Athletic Shirts s0c || Shoes Gc to $1.50 1 Punching Bags. . $150 to 3600 | ALLING RUBBER CO, 191 Main St. - Retail | Wholesale- THERE 15 nn sdvartising msdiom 1o | astern Conni “ut equal to The Bui- a for busindias results | sept29d Arab Life in Tunisia ILLUSTRATED TRAVEL TALK by FRANK EDWARD JOHNSON Under auspices of St. Agnes Gufid, Y. M. C. A. HALL, Wednesday, October 26th, 8 p. m. Admission 50c. Tickets on sale at the Geo. A. Davis. store THE HAILE CLU will give a ‘DANCE *at Miller’s Academy on Friday Evening, October 28th Tickets 50 cents, Reserved seats Tsc. ot oct19WSM Gentlemen’s tickets for sale by club | members. Ladies’ tickets for club memib. only, can be obtained at the office Club rooms. OCtISWSTThF ors at ———— e, Music. CHARLES D. GEER Tencher of Singing. 42 Broadway. Regular hours after Oc 1st. TEACHER OF SINGING, tia 11 Huntington Place. NELLIE S. HOWIE, Teacher of Piano. 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