Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 1, 1910, Page 8

FAIR TODAY, TUESDAY PARTLY CLOUDY. : ‘:T IS GOING ON TONIGHT n Pletures and Illustrated Songs & Comsan Geungil Meeting. on_Coune eeting. Tncas No. H7T'6%0. . meets l"'mmm- nion, No. 137, U. B. of C. ig J. of A, meets at Carpenters’ Hall. , ch “Aerie, No. 367, F. O. I, ‘Bagles’ Hall 'ma'é'vefroupl):f No. 3, Pythian Sisters, meets at Prthian Hall. Plumbers Union meets at C. L. U, Hall. Sedgwick Camp. No. 4, S. of V., meets at Buckingham Memorial. ANNOUNCEMENTS Miss M. C. Adles will be absent from Worwich until week of Aug. Sth. See adv. Gat Miss Jewett's liberal offer before ou decide which school you will enter o study shorthand and typewriting. ' Frank A. Bill continues his clearing ale of shoes and oxfords all this week. Fower prices to close out all summer aods. BREED THEATER. The Bandit's Wife, Thrilling Western Story. This powerful western dramatic aubject is ona of the most intensely interesting film stories that the Breed has ever offered to its patrons and tells a story that is in a class by itself and is_decidedly unique. A reward of 32,000 has been offered for the capture ©of two cowboy thieves named Sweeny and Harding, and as the sheriff is close upon their tracks Sweeny decides to flse the country and takes Harding to his sacinded shack in the woods, where Sweeny's wife and Harding secretly conspire against Sweeny. The pals are by the posse in pursuit and m the wilderness of the desert decides to turn state's evi- dence and gives himself up with the ise to present Sween dead or ve, for the sum of $2,000 and his freedom. This is promised and Hard- ing a es with Sweeny's wife to inform when her husband cro the boundary and when the secret note iw-1aft in the tree trunk Sweenr, i=_in hiding, reads it and adds wear dresses,” and ai the first of Mrs. Sweeny, presuming it pal of his, fires and kills h is great remorse on Hardin and much gloating on and the picture leaves trate over the form of whom he hoped to win fre lainous paramour is another feature w1l sing a new mil ture baliad. A FATHER AT 72. Eleventh Cl Born t- the Rev. Ben- jamin A. Dean, Foermerly of Woed- stock. On July 21 good sized Center, Neb.. to ti Dean and Mrs. Dean. ford Courant. The father i gregationalist clergyman, who is well Xmown in this state. The new arrival is his gleventh child and the third by his Becond wife. Both mother and daughter were doing well at last ac- counts Mr. Dean o was born in 1288, has six grandchildren. He married his first wife in 1867 at the Palmer place. Woodstock, where he has recently lived. In 1905 he mar- ried his second wife. who aided him in his pastorate at East Hartland. For five vears Mr. Dean preached in Cole- Prook, where his first wife died in 1899, SHARP TWIST SAVES AUTO. Nerwich Chauffeur’s Quick Action Pre- vents Collision With Train at Moosup. A guick turn of the steering wheel that tore one of the front wheels from its axla was all that saved an auto containing six persons from _being struck by a train at Moosup Friday. The machine, which came from Nor- wich, was proceeding through the town and was just going to cross the track at French's crossing near the railroad station when a train from Providence came along. The eng:neer of tha train put on his air and did all in his power to stop the train, but the chauffeur's presemce of CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatu.e of WE ARE NOW READY to take care of all your Carriage and Wagon Repairing and Painting. Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scett & Clark CORPORATION, 507-515 North Main Streer. aprd MAXWELL For Sale The sweliest iooking car and great- @&t bargain ever offered. Maxwell 4-cylinder, 45 H. P. equipped with every modern appliance, 116 wheel base, quick detachable rim. ‘Been used carefully, now just out the shop. N. B. We have several cars, little used—prices right. NEW Pm-BAnT!x‘g)n% MaX- WELL AND OVERLA. 'ARS for tmmediate dellvery. Call demoustrations. B. RING & SONS mind in giving the steering wheel a sharp twist was all that saved the machine from being hit. The occupants of the car were badly frightened. Sent to County Hgqme. Emil and Raymend Batage, aged S and 5 years, respectively, were brought before Judj of Probate Edwin S. Agard at Tolland Friday. Probable cause of abuse and neglect by their parents, Mr. and Mrs. William Slaples. were found, and they were committed to the county home at Vernon Cen- ter. IF SICK--WHY PAY Unless Health First Returns. Here is what should and can be done! ‘Now you would not willingly pay for food that was worthless—would you? E ‘Then why pay for medicine until that medi- eine first proves to you its nctual worth? Positivel lno'inscvkrhlt Dr. hoops Re- storative can do for the all y unless health first returns”. n Restorative with a signed and sealed 30 day ~No help, No pay”’ contract. 1 to the sick everywhere ly ple ..,.‘«-3:.“31%}’-, Estorative is absolute. 1y free {f it fails”. Let othersdo the same— or .b.ir;o-“lhflr ‘preseriptions by. e vilalily. need more more vigor or more vim, use inlhswnflva s $ow days and note the iminediate Improvement. en the Stomach. Heart, or Kidneys go . then test Dr.8hoop's Restorative. I do not Tose thie Stomach nor sdsnulate ths Heart or Kid- neys, for that is - Yearsagol castaway that mistaken ides in ine. The books below will best tell you how I am succeeding. 2 These books also tell of & tiny hidden “in- side nerve.” no larger than a silken toread. They tell how t nerve, until it fails, actually gives £0 the Heart Its power., its tone, iis never-ending sction or im or impulse. These books will open up new and helpful ideas to those who are not well. They tell bow she Stomach, and Kidneys each have their inside’ or power netves. They tell how the Restorative was especially made to reach and revitalize these weakor failing inside nerves. All of these facts tell why I am able to say, “itis free if it fals” . Thisis why 1say “lake no chance on a medicine whose maker dare not back it just as 1 do by this remarkable offer”. So write me today for the order. I have appointed honest and Tespomsible araggists in nearly every community to 185ue my ‘medicines to the sick- But write me first for the order. All druggiets sell Dr. Shoop's Restorative, | but all arn not authorized to give the 3 day test So drop me & line please—and thus save | disappointment and deiays. TelP me also Which book you need A postal will do. Bosides. ou are free to consult me s you would your home physicien. My advice and the Eook below are yours—and without cost. 28 word or two from me will clear | fousailment. 1 have heiped thousands housands by m: scription or onal advice plan. My best effort is eurely ; inple request. So write now while you have it fresh in mind, for tomOrrow never comes. Dr. Shoop, Box 12, Raci Which Book 8hall T Sead You? No.10n Dyspepsia No. 4 For Women 2Om the Heart For Men Ou the Kidneys On Rheumatism. Trunks Bags Suit Cases 2 1a lowest prices. rge —variety at pairing on all kinds of Tranks and Leather Goods done promptly and at reasonable prices at THE SHETUCKET HARNESS CO. WM. C. BODE, Prop. Telephone 865-4. 283 Main Street. jr23a BOTTLER H. Jackel, cor. Market and Water Sta A complete line of the best Ales. Lager and Wines, =pecially bottiea for fam. 6y use. Delivery. Tel. 136-5. AUTOMOBILE STATION. B. J. Coit, § Otis Street. Automoblle and Bicycle Repuiring. General Ma- chine work. Jobbing. Phone. TRAVELERS’ T0 NEW YORK NORWICH LINE The water way — the comfortable way of traveling. Steamers City of Lowell and Ches- ter W. Chapin—safe, staunch vessels that have every comfort and conven- ience for the traveler. A-delightful voyage on Long Island Sound and a superd view of the wo: derful skyiine and waterfront of New York Steamer leaves New London at 11 p. m. weekdays only; due Pier foot of East 22d Street a. m. (Monda: excepted) and Pier 40, North River, a. m. Fare Norwich to New York $1.75 Write or telephone W.J. PHILLIPS, Agent, New London. Conn. augéd All Water Route NEW YORK Chelsea Lins Fare $1.00 Unexcelied ‘reight and serviee direct to. and from All Outeide Statersoms, From Norwlich Tuesdays, 8undays. at 5.15 p. m. New York Pler 22, Bast Roosevelr Street, Mondars, éavs. Fridays at'5 o m. "Phone ar write for folder. P. S. Freieht vorived wnill § o @ C. A. WHITAKER. Ageat may4d DIRECTORY. passenger New York Thursdays River, foot Weanes. Moxtauk Steambeat Co.’s Between New London, Con: enport. Shelter Island and S Line Harbor The New Hote! Alhar: Eleventh St. and University P1. NEW YORK CITY, One Block West of Broadway. The only absolutely modern fire- proof transient hotel below 22d Btreet. Location central, yet quiet 400 rooms, 200 with bath. from 3106 per day upwards. Excellent restaurant and cafe attached. iioderate prices. Send 2c stamp for lllustrated Guide and Map of New York City. WJHER you wani to put your busi 2s before the pubiic. there is no uie ium oetler than tnrough the advertis- ng columns of The Bulletir LOST AND FOUND. i LOST—Watch fob; had black silk Tpbon and eold chiem swith inisisly W. F. L. Please notify, if found, : receive reward? vs}u?;m . Ifi& Willimantic, Com YLOST—Mrs. A. R. Crump, 67 Myers Ave., offers a liberal reward to the person who can_identify the thief who stcle a chicken from her hennery. jy30d LOST—On Main St eyeglasses in Finder please léave at Bulletin or telephone 239-15. augld. LOST—On Willimantic car, Wednes- day afternoon, July 27, a small satchel. Finder please return this office and receive reward. augld LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE this date, On -and after August 1, 1910, the use of hose for gardem, lawn or street sprinkling is prohibited until further notice. The condition at Fair- view Reservoir at this time makes this actign necessar: Any, person violating this order will be_deprived of the use of city water, Per order BOARD OF WATER COMMISSIONERS, NOTICE The Registrars of Voters of the Town of Salem will ba_in session at the Town Hall in said Salem on Fri- day, the 5th day of August, and on Friday, the 12th day of August, from 12 noon till*g p. m., each day, to revise the caucus lists of said Town and to add to h lists the names of such legal voters as shall apply therefor and be found eligible to be registered ipon either caucas list of said Salem. Dated at Salem, Conn., July 29, 1910. HORACE W. CHAPMAN, ROBERT A. BAILEY, J¥29FM Registrars of Voters. Notice to Taxpayers. liable to pay taxes in Colchester are' hereby have a warrant to levy ax of nine mills on the Town List of 1909, pay- D. 1910, and for the pur- ting the same I will be place of business A@g. $th and day after in August, 1910, m neglecting this notice legal fees and addi- at my | every Weas P ns July 16th, 1910. SNOW, Collector. PLUMEBING AND GASFITTING. JOHNSON & BENSON, 20 Central Avenue. SLATE ROOFING Metal Cornices and Skylights, Gutters and Conductors, and all kinds of Job- | bing promptly attended to. Tei 119. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS furnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet Metal Worker Agent for Richardson and Boynton Furnaces. 65 West Main Street, Norwich, Conn. decTd T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, 92 Franklin Street. marbd Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and med- ern open plumbiug. it will repay you in the increase of health a=éd saving of doctor’s biils. Overhauling and re- fitting thoroughly done. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas. The work will be first-class and the price reasonabie. J. E. TOMPKINS, zuglsd 67 Wast Main Street Summer Toys PAILS SHOVELS, SAND TOYS SAIL and MECHANICAL BOATS, BASEBALLS, GLOVES, ~MITTS, LUNCH BASKETS, JAPANESE PARASOLS, FANS, ETC. WS, EDWN FAY, Frankin Squan véd and e te early for immediate Horace E. Grant, Norwich. 54 WANTED—Chair to cane in best man- A Nfikolasis Tallor Shop, Water St ivsed 2 WANTED_Girl or woman for gen- orn) housework. No washing or iron- ing. ~Apply Occum Boarding House, Occum, Ct. - Jy29d WANTED — Teachers ! ‘Wanted for high school, termediate, primary an Positions “payin 2 g fion secured.. Register now %fii Stuart Teachers’ Agency, Conn. al Bldg., Hartford, Conn. jy29d WANTED—At once, a good girl or woman - for general housework, at 33 Summit street, Norwich; $20 a month. Jv2sa a General Teachers ! mar, in- ed SILK WEAVERS Aum—AnlY West Side Silk Mill. Iy 90 all round machinists to mo to the U S Rapid Fire Gun & Powder Co.. of Derby, Conn. The high- est ruling rate of wages paid in pro- portion_to _their ability after trial. No strike. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, Jy21d S. H. REEVES, Supt. WANTED SEWING MACHINES, CASH REGIS- TERS, TYPEWRITERS and Bicycles to repair; Baby Carrlage Tires put on while you wait. A, H. OUSLEY, Expert, Frauklin St. opp. Bulletin Office. Open evenings until 8 o'clock jy19d Wanted for the Shere Table Girls and Laundry Women Room 32, Central Building. jvi4d . J. B. LUCAS At once, 50 65 PERSONAL. LADIES’ PRIVATE HOME for cop- finements; physiclans attending: in- fants adopted, or boarded if desired: confidential; terms reasonable; in- close stamp; write to Collinswood San- itarium. P. O. Box 40, Hartford, Ct. aprlda LUMBER AND COAL COAL Water in the Coal Hod Last Winter ? Yes ! and it will happen so every Winter if you have Winter delivery. The ice and frost meit when the Coal hod is set behind the stove. Buy Coal in warm weather. E. CHAPPELL C6. Central Wharf and 150 Main Street. Telephones. CALAMITE COAL “It burns up clean.” Well Seasoned Wood G. H. HASKELL. 402 — "Phones — 489 may24d COAL and LUMBER In the beautiful valiey of W ing, in Penn.. lles the beds of the fnest An: thracite Coal In the world. We have secured a supply of this Coal for this season. Try it in your cooking stove and heater. We aresthe agents for Rex Flintkote Roofing, one of the best roofings known to the trade. JOHN A. MORGAN & SON. Telephone 384. aprisa ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, Office—cor. Market and Shetueket Sta Telephone 162-13. oct2sa = General Contractor All orders recelve prompt and caraful attentlor. Give me a trial order. figt. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Teleohone 48-2. Norwdch. WE HAVE A NICE LOT OF Nice Fish Makes good Summer food. SALMON, SARDINES, SHRIMP, LOBSTER, HERRING, CLAMS, COD, ETC. PEOPLE’'S MARKET, 6 Frankliin St. JUSTIN HOLDE. Prop. HAVE YOUR Watches and Clocks Repaired by FRISWELL, 25-27 Franklin Street. QUALITY in work should always be considered, espectally when it costs no mora than the inferior kind. Skilled men are employed by us. Our prices tell the whole story STETSON & YOUNG. may27a THERE 15 no advertising me: 1 Eastern Connegticar equas to The Buk Tetin for business results juniidaw - MONEY LOANED =fl Securities of any l‘.“ the Lowest Ratea of Interest. established CEotablisnea 1578 THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 142 Main Street, Upstairs.. GEORGE G. GRANT, | Undertaker and Embalmer 32 Providence St., Taltvilie. e e T MME. TAFT, PALMIST AND CLAIRVOYANT, now located at 619 Bank street, New London, Conn. taken for combings. T 8. vnmuwoon MRS. Tel. 653-4. way. ‘We_dre neadquarters for NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALE. -Family trade supplied at 60c per di C. E: Wright. 8 Cove 8t. Tel _oct3oa S i.:”".; 933 Main street, Gelinas, n street Telephone 355-2. FOR SALEPair of black mares, 9 ‘and 10 years old, weight 2600, true pu] ers. big_ walkers and good drivers. Robert E..Stearns, Willimantic. 'Phone 146-4. 3y27d FOR SALE—Buick runabout, model 10, double rumble seat, run less than 7,600 miles; crackerjack bargain; write Gharles W Thompson, Dayville, Conn. D. No. 1. ivzed TWO-FAMILY HOUSE and adjoining lot on School street, Norwich, for sale. 3. L Jybeeler. 3 Union St New London. | 8. Fanning, No. MOOM_to rent over Somers . Franklin Square, top flo:x;i‘?;n = P ll!t'l‘—*Ai fine tenemont, Suitable or_rent! 3 r month. R anning, Nor 31 Wiltow Bt 3v30d TO RENT—Six-room flat, steam heat, gas and electric lights, with all latest improvements, at 31 Maple St. Inguire within. Jy3od m'n} “2'!‘5_0”1" tenbmiant 'R ‘mlen ock, Main str Browning. apriSMWE FOR RENTNew elght-room _fur- nished cottages at Lord's Point, Ston- ington, Conn.; running water, modern oflet, ' telephone, Hve minuts from trolley, excelient bathing, boating and fishing’ ready July 15th; terms reason- able, Adaress Box 31, Niantle, Conn. e24d, FOR SALE—First class horseshoeing business in heart of city; established 25 years; room for three fires, running two men at present. Reason for selling, Address J. J. Tew, 71 wurch St., Willimantic, Conn. jy23d FOR SALE One black mare, sif years old, weight 1100; one bay horse, eight years old, weight 1250. Enquire at_corner High and West Main Sts. ivi3d MOTOR BOATS _Motor boats and cabin launches, quick deliyery, full line gasoline engines The Wesi Mystic oat Company. West Mystic, Conn. Jela FOR SALE House and garden, well fruited, sit- uated on North Washington stree also three acres of good land with =ame. Will be sold reasonably. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Open Evenings. Central Building. Iy20d What $1300. Will Do! Buy a good 60-acre farm. fine loca- tion, will keep 12 head of cattle, good 7-room house, large cattle barn, horse barn, henhouse, 40 feet lonz. ~ All bulldings Al, together with a full line of wagons and farming tools: $700 cash, balance on mortgage. Plcture list. TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantie, Cos Jelsa For Sale 50-acre farm with house, 16 head stock, farming implements route of 75 quarts daily. $3,000. T-room poultry, and milk Price Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. WHITNEY’S AGERNGCY, 227 Main 8t., Franklin Square. Real Estate and Insuranca FOR SALE. Thames River Farm of 32 acrem, west -bank, near Massapeag _station, Cent. Vermont R. R., about midway be- tween Norwich and New London, long river shore front, beautiful view, goor li-the-year dwelling and bullding: never-failiLg running water in hou from, private reservoir, well fruited, good facilities for boating and fishing, etc. Well pted for country home or boarding house. Price low and easy terms. For all particulars of the above or for other property for sale or to remt, call at o Franklin Square. je10d Which Is Better? To suffer with the heat in an iniand city or go to Charlestopn Beach, where the heat of Summer is cooled by ocean breezes, and take comfort in an eight- room cottage, all furnished complete. spring water in house, 70 feet of piaz- za, lot has 96 feet frontage on Atlantic Ocean, best of sur{ bathing near, and with all conveniences. In the rear of this property is a pond about nine miles long, and with this cottage goes a sailboat. nearly new. and all this for just FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS, or if you prefer io go to the beach ir September the property can be rented till Sept. 1st for $150. and then just pay $1.350 cash, taKe a deed of “the property. Posséssion in September, make 10 per cent. on your money from July till September. Investigate. Transportation free in au.o. William A. Wilcox, Real Estate Broker, 41 West Bread St., Room 1, Westerly, L Telephone connection (private wire), 365 or 531 AUGTION At 9.30, Thursday, August 4th, fix- tures at 24 Water street, heretofore used in fish business; all in first class condition, including sinc lined chest 16 by 4 by 4, suitable for any purpose where tub or chest is required. Excellent opportunity to start with small capital. Inquire of Sheriff Draper or Attorney L. R. Robbins, Room 4, Lucas Building. augld Grand _@ening I wish to inform the public of Norwich and vicinity that I have opened at 53 Franklin Street a new Package Store ofall kinds of Wines, Liquors and Delicatcssen for family use. Special Bargain Sales durin, Opening Days. Old Private Stock Whiskey, regular price $1.00, cut to 69¢. 25¢ reduction on all kinds of Wines, Liquors and Steamed Bottled Beers. Geo. Greenberger, Telephone 812. 47 Franklin ‘Street. Iy2zd : NEWMARKET HOTEL, 715 Boswell Avs. First-class Wines, Linsors and Clgars. and Welch Rarebit served to order. John Tuckle, Prop. Tel 43-5 TO RENT—Lower iflat, 21 Ripley place, six rooms, good repair, reason- able. Inquife 4¢ Fiobart Ave. ' Jeod TO RENT—House 242 Franklin St; 10 rooms; rent $15 per montb. ~Ad- dress Dr. D. L. Jones, East Great Plain. Tel. 736. apryd TO RENT—Basement at 55 Franklin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar business. may17d TO RENT—Nice upper flat, 6 rooms. and storage, bath, gas, good repair. 40 Hobart Ave. Inquire cn premises. may7d TO RENT—Store at 55 Enguire at this office. TO RENT 7-room Cottage with Franklin St mar19d heat, Price bath, electric light and fuel gas. $30. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Conn. TO LET Store 74 Main Sireet, City. Possession given when desired. TARRANT & CO,, 117 Main St., City marl7d Latest Novelties Chignon Puffs Cluster Curls «.__for the New Coiffures bibson Toilet Co. The Enndfinrsel and Lingerie MODELS FOR EVERY FICURE. CORSETS ALTERED AND REPAIRED. Do you know the pleasures of a pic- nic, or an outing of any kind, are doubled if you have pictures to recall the happenings of the day? Come to Cranston’s for a Kodak and neces- sary supplies. jy2idaw WM. F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gerdner) Hack, Livery and Boarding Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. AUTOMOBILE TO RENT. Telephone 883. apr2sd LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confdent our Ples, Cake and Bread canoot be excelled. Give us a trial order. novid 20 Fairmount Street BUTTER THINS Three 10c packages for 25 cents TAKHOMA BISCUIT Six 5¢c packages for 25 cents at CARDWELL’S jysa JOSEPH BRADFORD, Book Binder. Blank Books Made and Ruled to Order, 108 BROADWAY. ‘elepbons 363 THE PLANK Headquarters for Best Ales, Lagers, Eto., in Town. JAMES O'CONNELL, Propristor. Teievnons 507 oatdd oct10d s 1T IS BASY. It is easy to sit in the sunshine And talk o the man in the shade; Tt is susy ‘to flot in a well-trimmed at And point'out the places to wade, But once we pass into the shadows We murmur and fret and frown, And, our length from the bank' we shout for & plank Or throw up our hands and go down. It is easy to it in your carriage And counseil the man on foof; But get down and walk and you'll change your talk As you feel the peg in your boot 1t _is easy to oll the toiler How best he can earry his pack But no one can rate a burden's welght Until it has been on his back. The up-curled mouth of pleasure Can _ prate at sorrow’s worth, But give it a sip and a wryer lip Was never made on earth, FORDIDDEN, 1 may not write of bathing suits On’ which, of were, all bards have Jested ; % Although . this year T've seen. some heauts In which you might be int y not sing the Sil Nor revel in romamtic Rut Would that I could! thers's & reason Why 1 may_not. I eannot chant of politics, Nor bottled beer, nor pretty dresses Bageball? . Nay, nay! Columbus? Nix! Not even of my sweexheart's caresses Nor hobble-skirts, nor cures for rabi Nor Taft, nor poetry, nor skat Nor brides, nor bond isdues, nor babj No—1I may not! Would T might hates, And_swift chaufteurs rested, And cantaloupes and capdidates And other themes by drought gested. O cruel fatef Poet to meet 80 &ad I cannot write a singl It's too darned ho VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings speak of loves anA that get ar- sug- It quite uwmans a w 1ot! stanza— Him—Generally spe Her—Is What? King, il m - woman General- y speaking.—Chioago Newvs “Sh very mannish, don't yon think? “Yes. Even rocked the boat en she was out with another girl” — Buffalo Express “Do you think Canada will ever ccme Americanized?’ “Well, she plays tazeball."—Loulsville Courler-Journa Old Gentleman (to wal el ma if my wife is her Yes sir, eighth hat to IMiegende Blatter. Friend—Is your up Author—Up to date Why, lLrette in it uses a vacuum Eoston Transcript. “Did your father enjo ifon?” “I guess not. He's whc went to Reno and bet on —Detroit Free Press. Knicker—As a boy he his shoes creak. Booker )—Can you ? Waiter the left date? he sOu- cleaner.— lay his v one of th Jeftries ltked to ha -And now his ca: of fortune has flat wheels.—New York Sun. Husband—Your wifs doesn’t appear to be in very good humor. His Friend —No, she thinks I've invited you te dinner.—Jean Qui Rit Model—I =it a good deal for the turst, you know. Artist—For the——7? Model—Oh, some people call it “bust.” but I think that's so vulgar.—The By stander. “I notice a trust company n.itted an employe to steal more than a million of its surplus.’ Has, eh? Well, I think that ought to be called trusting company.”—Philadelphia Led- ger. Patience—Do you enjoy going to ths tisater? Patrice—No, | can’t say that I ¢o; the cars are so frightfully crowd- ed, don’t you know? But I alwa Joy it after I get thes Judge. Teacher—I can’'t teach this Dutehman to talk English. Principal —But why? Teacher. e heen work irg an hour and 1 can't make him ses has per the difference between a flathead and a level-headed man!-—Cleveland Lead- er “The defender In that breach of promiss case manages to be cheerful.” “Yes,” replied Miss Cavenne, “he has at least the satistaction of knowing that in his present position he attracts more attention than he would have as a bridegroom.”—Washington Star. MUCH IN LITTLE Boston's shopping district subway, which cost $10,000,000, ia the most ex-. pensive mile of underground railrond in the world. Tondon schools have 583,255 school sitiings, New York 689,959; not all oc- cupied in either case. Lendon has 5,028 men teachers and 12,431 women to 2,740 men and 15,661 women In New k. Due to the lack of Russian workmen ané the regulation which ltmits the cmployment of Chinese and Koreans the fisheries in ths neighborhood of Nikolaevsik are seriously handisapped, A- government geological expedition, licaded by N. N. Tickonovich, has Leen sent to Sakhalin Island te study Zrd_survey about 4,00 square verstd (1,977 equars miles) of the eastern skores of the island. The exports of cocea frem Trinidad curing the first four mofiths of 3914, according to statistios furnished by onsul Franklin D, Hale, amounted to ) 498,039 pounds, ‘as compared with 101.356 pounds during the first four menths of 1909. In the days of Moorish dominion 1w £pain the quarries in the Macael diss trict were of considerable importance, ard much of the marbie in the Alham Yra came therefrom. The marble ex uacted is white in color, coarse grai ed, with straight gray or blackish markings. The Subway Telephone Construction company of Chicago has promised to previde that city with a complets au« t. matic telephons system by the first of June next year. At first it will cover only the business district, but Jeter will be extended to the residentiai sections, Deputy Consul General Simon W. Tiana r of Frankfort notes that Ger. s have in the four months of this year in- sed their exports by about 25 per compared with the corresponding 1 of last year, the values being 1,700,000 against $43,800,000. muny’s chemical indust firpt The Minomo-Arima Elsctric Rallwa corapany’s 18-mile line to mount: summer resorts, opened on March 16, Ccost 00n, 000, The ralls, dynamos, boners and running gear and machin- ey of cars are American, the woed- of cars and overhiead wires Jop- re in 19 cents and 940 4 duy. arese make Te 20 cavs are earning Eggn with two yolks wcour not commonly. but eggs with three are exceptionally rare, Such an wan recently lgid by a burred Pl month Rock pullet st the Malne K- periment atation, and s described n s.me detail in a4 bulletin recently i« sued. The egg "vas somewhat abov the average size, but no other abnor- noticed - YoMk ®