Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, July 9, 1910, Page 16

winders and warper tenders Seeadv. » Bill offers special low oxfords today . Ladies’ $2.50 strap pumps “mon 's $2.50 shoes and oxfords at 1!‘5 ers low prices on ten- nis arefoot sandals. Better get rl»l} !i:e today. hw«u Motion Pictures at the Auditorium. Eremhere you go about town you hear- peaple_talking of the superior d\mm of the Independent motion pic- ~mow -being shown at the Audi- tori The carefully selected, clear, steady- #tms which the management is showing are very interesting and con- tain. séme wonderfully clever acting as well' as plenty of clean comedy. The ng Parson, a production of the m company, is a tensely dramatic pictufre’ DM contains much clever act- ingf by well known performers. The Powers reel, His Yankee Girl, in which thexze is a girl's thrilling ride for life e ‘her lover who is about to be although innocent. The Sul- wtvsfilflce, a gripping subject of an court, appropriately set WAth bedutiful costumes and scenery obM country. Others are A Mexi- can’s Jealsusy, etc. Mr. Warren Smith, wih¢: is gaining in favor at each per- formance with his clear, strong.voice, today Ogallala, the brand new i Indian‘song, and the pretty ballad, In the Wildwood Where the Bluebells Gruw.»v »”» BIEED THEATER. ut West,” Thrilling Western Featurs. In the splendid bill at the Breed the- . there is no one special artist who s to be featured, as every per- g part in the entire Dill is tial to the success of the picturs :in- which he appears. In the "feature, entitied Way Out “two cowboys have the leading ‘the minor characters are all 1 genuine artists, such as ap- par on every bili at the Breed theater. n the Biograph picture, entitled The Face at-the Window, it is as usual there, for 'this enterprising company has gecured at an enormous expense 1l of the best talent in the field cov- by -them, and as a conseguence yeh person appearing is familiar to e pations of the Breed, and has be- eom: prime favorite. Both the west- ;::'un nd the exquisitely human .bry of 'the Face at the Window, are mkmu iand deal with a side of life appeals most strongly to every ofie wio-sees them. _Real thrills and real touches of emo- uqke‘ehene pictures more than at- afnd are witnessed by large t every performance. rfiou- moving- floral studiss are a. r@vmfion and - wonder to-all, ot splendid singing of Mr. louf in" the song. “Every girl I get or- fellow. steals,” compels him Omnfl to triple encores. . _COLCHESTER .lh of R. C. Jones Pheo-—!ng Ba , . Gaught—Borough ors. l!urlfl Wickwirs wa was In Willimantic al de at A. insk.§ave a dance in day-evening. Kelly's estra Mlhed sgausic. Professor en:prompted. A large number of mmer vlntor- attended. % B. D. Remington will preach at the Fitchvme Baptist church Sun- day m“n at 2.30 o'clock. He will algo o t the services in the local church marhlng and evening. ~"Sold to New York Man. R.C. Jones residence in Broad- wav" has- been sold to Mrs.. Maicqlm Leel! of New York, who will make a number of improvements and ocoupy the sdme as a summer residence. Johp. Bradshaw of Willimantic was here ;‘n AT “Gonkie of Hartford was in towny Friday, calling on friends. Pavid 8. Day of Bridgeport is at his home in Norwich avenue on a va- ocal Lo . &m ‘Dorothy Fuiler returned Thurs- ay from a visit with relatives in Dan- b wmg.p Tracy of Mansfield is v iting his: grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. William E. Strong. Good Catch of B . H. Kelloge and David S. Day were ner- Lake Thursday, bass fish- img. They returned with 17, the larg- est weighing 4 3-4 pounds. James Osonnell and son, Arthur &Zm__ ] ;returned to Rockville on ursday after a visit at Mr. and Mrs. John ©O’Brien's. rence.Brocket, who has his saw- | smill;in Niantic at present, was here 'I'huudty in his touring car. Mrs. - Bruce Benton and daughter ‘eof Matteawan, N. Y. are guests of Mrs{ Benton’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. at Nei chner Tiffany, who has been teach- ing in uomvma for the past year, is is home in Hammond's court for the summer. New Pictures at Library. The set of pictures, which has been en the racks in the Cragin library, has ‘been taken down and shipped to qofitr -library. A new set entitled by h stler, has been receiv- Mfi Farre. August Marks and of Malden, Mass., are guests . Marks’ parends. :Cue and party of friends in Norwich Friday in €I-| auto. . H. Whitney of Middletown, man-- Yof_the Colchester Electric Light , was in town Friday. Z STAFFORD SPRINGS Ml!! Gmron Dies at Staffordville— H.ynoldo Laundry Closed. Alice M. Fitten, who hs.s had iss :%: of commercial department 'Gi:grd high school for the - three years, high is_to teach in the school, Willimantic, -t L s Brennan and Miss Bowl- ar e have been spending a few days’ in town. < Death. of Robert Giltron. bort Giltrop died at his home in lle. Friday morning from tbhc of:a sheck sustained several fago. The deceased was 72 4oll and is survived bv a son, m, and four daughters. The . W. J. Alberiy * Laundry Closed. Peter Reynolds has closed the Staf- - steam \ndry and will make a ment - with eivil ot of Samsel o o el Kuslansky t- Jacob and Eva Manniag has satisfactorily adjustea out of on has a new automo- Stafford people went to 'fi-::y afternoen _to see & between Statiord autos saves the British about $300,000 a wyear. SUNDAY SUBJECTS. The Loyal Temperance uaoela,flon meets in Bill block. Tr,ini? puoo 1 closed durin, uly, services at hrist church. Rev. Lucian Drury of North Sten- ington will preach Sunday mom:ng at the Third Baptist church. Dr. 8. H. Howe will preach at the Park Congregational - church Sunday morning on The Unreaped Corners of'| the field. At the Shel g Arms Sunday after- noon the services will be conducted by Rev. F. J. Bohanan of St. Andrew's Episcopal church. church Rev. G. H. Ewing will preach at the First Congregational church Sunday morning on ho Is God? There will be no evening service. There will be Holy Communion at Christ church at %30 a. m. Sunday, morning prayer and sermon-at- ‘10.30, and evening prayer at 7.30. Rev. W. H. Eley, D. D., will preach at the McKinley Avenue A. M. E. Zion come possible. be | 3¢ there ‘being union gentiomen to erno: nin. Meriden, lllmwn.dclllntfordi Haven _and summer's _job. $2.76_ per Brothers, Rochegter, N. Y. WANTED _Get @ better place. Un- cle Sam iz best employer; pay is high New don. with pay..thousa : all kinds of pleasant worl 0 pull ne: jent; find out sition guaran- G. P. 638. how vou can have 2sking Gy for opkins, thu:rzon. teed vou by It is free. B WANTED The Progress Magazine. Chicago, will send anyone interested free particulars of how to become a newspaper _correspondent. od in- Work anywhere, all or Ask for Bookle part of time. julsa church on Men, Means and Method. His evening topic is A Grateful Heart. At Mt. Calvary Baptist church Rev. J. H. Dennis will preach Sunday morning on Abraham’s Prayer for Sod- om and his evening topic' Lot’s Es- cape. s At St. Andrew’s Episcopal church Sunday, Rev. F. J. Bohanan will offi- ciate a morning prayer and sermon at 10.30 and eveming prayer and sermon at 7.30. Sunday morning Rev. Kaufman will Spiritual Princess at the Trinity Meth- odist Episcopal church. There will be no evening service. At the Greeneville Congregational church Sunday morning President Ware of Atlanta university wiil speak. There will also be singing by a quar- tette of colored students. At the Broadway Congregational church Rev. William F. White of Led- yard will preach in the morning in éxchange with the pastor. In the evening at 7.30 the Atlanta University quartette will sing. At - the Second Congregational church there will be Sunday morning worship at 10.30, with sermon by the minister, the Rev. Herbert J. Wyckoff, | whose theme is Our Brother’s Burden and Our Own. Evening worship will be omitted until September. Just as Good for Connecticut. “It has come to pass,” says Mayor Gaynor, speaking of the law's delay, “that business men prefer to let crim- inal offenders against themi go rather than to presecute them.” -And The New York World adds that, with the president of the United States and the mayor of New York both good law- yers and experienced judges, giving their attention to the situation. somw- thing tangible should come of the movement for reform. It is 1o pe hoped that Massachusetts will not lag behind in the proceumn —Boston Transeript. Getting Wi Somehow or other the public refuses to be stampeded by these “Wall Street panics.”—8t. Paul Dispatch. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatu.e of Must Be Above Suspicien. Kidney and bladder ailments are so serious in their consequences, and if unchecked 50 often fatal that any rem- edy offered for their ‘cure must be above ‘suspicion. Foley Kidney Pills contain ne harmful drugs, and- have | Mill. Golden street, Mon July 11. time, each lov:nllty, n_Jesus and a|fa l lomo‘bllo 'hfle e-- WANTED — Meén business. Wages $25 learning. We lene Iern ter lulo School,” k“’h’.r. jul?a WANTED—Free samples. Our agents in waterworks tnvl- Iaq‘ke qily $5 upward. Sworn test! free on plication _ prove l ed Filter Co. New York. ]ul’d SILK winders and warper tenders wanted at Brainerd & Armstrong Silk day morning, julsd TINTBLLIGENT girl or woman spare 1 ess envelopes, circulars, pay m». Ya-an ont. WANTED—Ladies earn fl a dAv making sofa- pillows: = nywhere Drepatd: besutitul. plilowt 14513 free; propesition, advice, etc., 10c. No post- als answered. H-rvey “Co., 413-23. Co- lumbus Ave. New Haven. julzs WANTED—Farm to buy or hire with privijege H. Lyon, Lebanon, Conn. JulPThSTu WANTED—Boar, from Mzy antil Se; telephone. rueulm Box 63 'own. Lpr’l WANTED—A good all round m-n’)‘? e Good wages. steady wo R. I, No. 7 P R. s B, tne, cnuntr = I ain street,” Wm_ jul7id WANTED—To reat, acres with cottage w! view to buv- ing same. Near car ddress partic- ulars to J. K. B.. Norwieh Buuej i of- c: all farm or 3 WANTED—An experienced revolver fitter. This is an unusually good job for a good mechanic who is a rapid workmah and zhobr‘pu‘my understands revolvers. Mu ng. sober and able to take respomsibility. Address Box 50, care Bulletin Co. jultd AN EXPERIEN( MA NURSE would like a positio: No ob).enon to country. Inquire at L‘ ley & Jores’ or 11? Wlslldllms St. Refer: s furnished WANTED—Good girl for neral house k. Enquire or write Mrs. H. C. Lathrop, Windham. 't - je25d WANTED AT ONCE. Three girls for laundry work. 1 girl far lutl:hcn -werk. 1 gi irl to wa help. 1 th for Block Island hotel. Free E-npxé‘?.‘m‘,i' Reeves, Supt. p !or All .A'l’ in !l e !urelu. . julsd WANTED AgentE to =ell the Improved Secreen Door Clasp. Sells én sight. The clasp that ikeeps doors closed. Exclusive territory. Sample by mail, Z3c. - A. H. QUSLEY, ? No. 65 Franklin Street, Norwich, Conn. Open evenings until § p. m. julld Wanted for ths Shore Experienced Table Girls, Laundress and Dish Washers. J..B. LUCAS, ” Room 32, Central Bu jun2lc SALE—Three ° cuem -paniell QGO at 61 F'Gi‘lk!in tre ‘in_ fine Address Julsd m—aundmx grass ‘at reasonable rate. s, Connecticut. practically new uo! run over 500 miles. Reason Iluln‘ ‘want larger car. !nqulrje lostd J. u Herbert, Voluntown. TO RENT. CH COTTAGE to usrtau for party 1::-1&. 2 Un;on,lt, CRESCENT rent. Commodlcu- 0£.10 or 12. New London, Oonn. new five-room oo TO RENT—A tully furnished at Pleasant Vi Norwint RENT—An S$-room Black Point for July. Room 32, Central buildin cot J. FOR SALE—Black currants, quantity Limited, 82 Oakridge street, city FOR SALE—House tomerly occupied JGeorge B. Hathaway, deceased, 34 Wara oieet Seven rooms with mod- ern improvements, nice lawn and garden. For full particulars, inquire of Alexander Jordan, Administrator, 50- .'m Market street. jul FINE PRACTICALLY new plano -m be sold cheap if taken at once. Agreeable terms can be arranged as to yment of same. Address, Europe, care Bulletin. Jul’, Nn SALE_Desirable hunting cabin launch. hull, 26 feet long, about 7 fee wh'le sound, dry and speedy. Complete with everything except engine and ropeller which as reason of sale goes P larger boat, Has stout cabin with 2 berths and good headroom, submerged exhaust, composition trim: gs, _ete. An opbortunity install medium power and make fine cruiser, Box 33, Gales Ferry, Conn, jul7d FOR lALE—GDod cheap -horse. Ap- ly Max Sch 31 aple street. E‘dephone 915 -4 julsa FOR SALE—A handsome tural pacer mare; good on Be;n resr of No. 168 North M: unz9 fast na- can be street. MOTOR BOATS—Motor bo: nd n launches, quick delivery, full hne line engines. The West Mystic at Company. ‘est Mystic, Conn, Jota u FOR SALE — ‘'en-room house, hl.l been' rented two Jnament- Jot, twc minutes’ walk from school lnd trolley. Inaquire at 56 Elizabetk St, atter 4 p. m. aprisd FOR SALE House containing 8 rooms on business street; part of building can be used for store. Will be sold cheap. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building. Open evenings. Jysa What $1300. Wiil Do! Buy a good 60-acre farm, fine loca- tion, wlll keep 12 head of cattle, good 7-room house, large cattle barn, horse barn, henhouse, 40 feet long. All buildings A1, together with a full line of wagons and farming_tools; $700 cash, balance on mortgage. Picture list. TRYON’S AGENCY, ‘Willimantic, Conn. Jelsa For Sale No. 4 Laurel Hill Avenue, the ‘fine rasidence recently owned - by the late Frank J. Plummer, 10 rooms, bath, gas, steam heat- er, fine vard.- s Rare Opportunity. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main St, Frankiin Sguare. Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE. Thames River Farm .l 22 acrem, o west bank, rnear ape station. Cent. Vermont R. R., l.bout midway b tween Norwich and New mdon, KO river shore front. beautiful view, ‘ all-the-year dwelling and hufldinxs. never-failing running water in house from rl’hl reservoir, well fruited, ®ood facilities for boating and fishing. etc. Well adapted for country home or b:.r(fln‘ house. Price low and easy l’fl all 'lflll.'lllz of the above or v for otber property call_at office oa je10d Franklin Square. successfully stood a long and thorough test.—Lee & Osgood Co. —_— LEGAL NOTICES. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich; within and for the District of Norwich, on the 7th dey of July, A. D. 1810 Present, NELSON J. AYLING, Judsge. Estate of Clarissa A Johnson. late of Voluntown, in said District. deceased. Jared A. Gallup of Voluntown, Conn., appeared in Court, and filed a petition aying, for. the reasons therein set orth, that an instrument purporting te be the last will and testament of said deceased, be admitted to probate. Whereupon. it is Ordered., That said petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich. in said District, on the 12th day of July. A. D_ 1910, 'at 11 o'clock in the forenoon, and that notice of the pendency of said petition. and of said hearing thereon. be given by the pub- lication of this order.one time in some newspaper having a circulation in said District at least three davs prior to the date of said hearing and that return be made to this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, The above and foregoing copy of record. Attest: _Judge. is a true FANNIE C. CHURCH, julod Clerk. LUMBER AND COAL. COAL The price of Coal, at WHOLESALE, has been advanced 10c per ton on May ist, again on June Ist, and once more on July 1st—making a total advance, since April, of 30c per ton. There has been as yvat, no change in the local retail price. “A word to the wise.is sufficient.” 'E. CHAPPELL CG6. Central -Wharf and 150 Main Street. Telephones. LOST AND FOUND. LOST—A brown rain Hifl julsd STRAYRED from the Dr. Nott place in Franklin, an Ayrshire cow. Flnde. will be suitably rewarded notifying F. J. Kingsley. Telephone 245.4. 3ul?, coat between uetanuck drawbridge and Lantern Rewa,rd if left at Bulletin office. PERSONAL. LADIES’ PRIVATE HOME for con- finements; physicians ‘attending; - in- fants adopted, or boarded if desired; confidential; terms reasonable; in- close stamp; write to Collinsville San- itarium. P. O. Box 40, Hartford, Ct. apri4a Have You Noticed ths Increased Travel? It’s a sure sign of good weather and fine roads- People like to get out into the open air. We Farnis mothod. and if you'll tako ome of our teams you'll say the sarue. MAHONEY BROS. Falls marl7d Avenue. ELMER R. PIERSON Horse Dealer jy2d Telephone 177-12. NEW STOCK of Remnants, Silks, Dress Goods, Good length; Call and se THE REMNANT STORE, 179 West Main St. JOHN BT ~OM, Frop. | Next to Fire Station war2éd .season. GALAMITE COAL “It burns up eclean.” Well Seasoned Wood 'C. H. HASKELL. ' 402 — 'Phones — 489 may24d . COAL ané LUMBER 1n the beautilul valley of Wyoming. in Penn. lies the beds of the fln’on A‘u“ thracite Coal in tht. world. W- have secured. s_r-up tly‘ of this Cou‘ Ty n your co oy AL your cooking stove -We are the agents for Rex Roofing. one of the best roofings to the trade. JOHN. A. MORGAN & SON. Telephone $84. aprisa "COAL Free l-nlullnt ‘and Ichln ALWAYS IN STOCK. _ A D. LATHRoP, Office—cor. Market and Shetucket S:. Telephone 168-13. tkote nown 8. J. Cotit, 6 Otis chine work: w” eyt - and Bicycle Repuiring. m fil A Clean - Cool Kitchen Meals perfectly cooked and served on time. No wood to chop. no coal to carry, no can to fill, no oil to spill. match and the fire is ready. THE GAS RANGE weather necessity and a blessing ev- ery day in the year. Saves saves dollars — saves work worry. before broken. Gas & Electrical Dep’t., 321 Main Street, Alice Building. jy2d MAXWELL For Sale The swellest iooking car and great- est bargain ever offered. Maxwell 4-cylinder, 45 H. uipped with every modern appliance, 116 wheel base, quick detachable rim. Been used carefully, now just out of the shop. N. B. We have several cars, little used—prices right. NEW POPE-HARTFORD, MAX. WELL AND OVERLAND CARS fov immediate delivery. Call for demonstrations. M. B. RING & SONS " mar22d time— — saves the splendid assortment MONEY LDINED and Securities of .ny”‘nd t Lowest Rates of Interest. Al old estal firm to 1 with (Estabiivhed 1873.) COLLATERAL LOAN CO. - We are neadquarters for s NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALE. Family trade supplied at 60c per doz C. E. Wright, 8 Cove St. TelL oct30d szle or to rent, | % { | is the world’s best cooking stove, a hot | Call and see the latest models | 13 i is STORE TO RENT—$16 a_month wm hiré a nice large store on Franklin St suitable for most any business. ~Ad- Store, care Bunaun may288 TO RENT—! I&Nr tenemenc in Pellatt block, 262 Browning. FOR RENT —New eight- pished cottages at Lord's ington, Conn.; running water, modern toilet, telephone, five minutes from trolley, excellent bathing, boating and fishing’; ready July 15th; terms reason- ‘bj' Ghddress Box 31, Niantic, Conn. room _fur- Point, Ston- TO RENT—Furnished cottage, July and August, at Pleasant View. Address O. M. Randolph, 8 Chestnut Bt., est- erly. Jesd TO RENT—Lower fat, 21 Ripley place, six rooms, good repair, reason- able. Inquire 40 obart Ave. jeSd TO RENT—House 242 Franklin 8t 10 rooms: rent $15 per montb. Ad- dress Dr. D. L. Jones, East Grest Bisin. el. 7 TO RENT—Basement at 55 Franklin street: suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar business. may17d TO RENT—Nice upper flat, § rooms. and storage, bath, good repair. 46 Hobart Ave. Inquire on premises. may7d TO RENT—Store at 55 Franklin St Enquire at this office. marldsd ——— Six-room apartment with bath, heater, electric light and fuel gas. Fine location. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, - FULL ASSOCIATED 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn. TO LET Store 74 Main Street, City. Possession given when desired. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main St., City marlid Lat est Novelties Chignon Puffs Cluster Curls «.__for the New Coitfares s T s The Goodwin Cors and Lingerie OUR Negligee Shirt LINE IS NOW COMPLETE. The Handsomest showing of new fabrics and colorings we have ever at- tempted. Cool, perfect fitting and comfortable. SUMMER UNDERWEAR In all weights, made knee length, full length or in Union Suits, —tt McPHERSON’S, 101 Main St., City | The Hatter, may28d General Contractor Al orders recelve prompt and careful attentior. Give me a trial order. Sat. | istaction guarant | THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 348-2 Norwich, Rosec Bowling Alieys, LUCAS HALL, 4) Shetucket Street. 2 3. J. C. GSTONE. Prop oct13d AMERICAN HOUSE, Purrell & sanderson, Props. SPECIAL RATES to Theatre Troupea Traveling Men, eta. Livery comnected SHETUCKET STREDT, LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confident odr Ples, Cake and Bread capaot be excelled Give us a trial order. ber movad 20 Fairmount Street. NOTICE Or. Louise Frank!in Miner Is now locatsd In her riev ofiice, Breed HID. Room 1 Office hours, 1 to 4 p, m. 71clsphone 660. augl’a NEWMARKET HOTEL, 715 Boswell Ava. First-class Wines, Lizuors and Clgars. Meals and Welch Rarebit served to order. John Tuck'e, Prop. Tel 43-5. Foley's Kidney . Remedy will cure any case of kidney and bladder trouble not beyond the reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. Lee & Osgood Co. PRESS umnun POETRY. - THE PICNIC. | “ I went to a Sunday, lohgel Plentel T s tay aglal, Gl Td Nagwed it 1 wua‘ ire as atnt Ther must have bin five bllllol Mbl-l You never did see sych & An’ T wuz the go Yep! Johnny, ther .ny on tgtf mu “Jes’ %lyr;y them rugs, will yer, John- That's ‘teacher, an’ ecourss 1 mus’ "Hor& mnny' do help. with ther 'l‘llt l Ma, an’ it's me fer ther hump, “Hi, Johnny! un after ther lu o™ Ther denou’ a-handin’ me that! ittle bey! Take them “Come hore. bus ol-weu. crn‘" That's old Granny. Spra “¥ou'd best hold ther horse for a minit! You're bl. enough, Johnn sex Pa, “That bag's mot an orful hole In it! Ketch hold of it, Johnny!” sez Ma. “Now, boy, bring ther water,” wses er, “An’ help build ther fireplace” sex =he, “John, brin, ther preacher, “An" please have it fresh as kin be!” I went on ther Sunday Schoeol Plenlo! I ain't never goin’ no maor They didn’t do nnlhln to Ji ‘\nl* An’ mebbe he I!P t feelin’ sor An’ wust of it is, Ma keeps sayin’, “Now, Johnny, you'd orter . poodl TR n Plomiokin: ‘oae in ther e n' pionickin’ out in ther > "Enetdom. Lurana W, A THANKFUL SONG. Fot‘h July done come an’' gon k de Lawd ef ‘yo' head's 1 ong T d- cannon cracker didn’t land you high, Whar you warn't expected-—in ds sky. Feor de angels dar might have tot' you true: “Dey adn’t no seat up here fer you: You' can't break i Glory Town, Vo' elevator is a-wwine down —Atlante ConWtitution. me a drink,” wses VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “Rich beyond the dreams of ava- rice, are they not?’ “Waell, last yvear's avarice, posstbly.’.—TLife. “Why do you net lurnidh a pl or your employes to wash o I 4 would wash up before quitflr\t time. —Buffalo Express. Moneybags—Young m-n, I started an a olork-on 15 shillings a week, and to- day I gwn my own ness. Hardops —F know, sir; but they hl" cast teg- isters in all the shops now.—Cornic Cuts. “Fiwhat name?’ asked thé matd “Just say to the young lady that George is here” answered the ceflar. “Yisp sor, but if she asks ma ‘which George,is it fwhat'll T say, sor? —Chi- cago bune. Herr Pastor—I've made seven . happy today: Y've ma Py . couples. Friend—] that's only eix ¥, people Herr Pastor—Wéll, how about myself >—Simpliciswimus. o artist,” wald T “sheuld strive to fl- nearest to his thou, and ‘z—t his affection.” *Yew,” replied mer cemhry genius, ‘“but the laws aguiast counterfeiting -unnq are so severs!” —Washingten Star. !dnnlultu—Cmo to my veem after sobool and I'll flvo you !ha soundest thnm’ Uv;' Pupil (who suffers from lapse mlm- —Yes #ir. I'll tle a knot in my hi erchief to remind me,—Pearson's Wagkly. “Publey wants a comedy part,”-sah the' first member of the amateur ths- atrical club. “Hs thinks hed be a suc- u a comedian.” . “Nons ™ ex- med the other; “why, ' everyhody Wnu\' laugh at him.»—Catholle Stand- ”4 nd Times. ;}'b y were heclling him at a poltti- e Mmeeoting. At last he eould sfand it no. longer. “Who brayed there?™ he cried. out, sarcastically. ‘Tt was only an echo,” rejoined somebedy amid much laughter.—Tit-Bits. There had been a famlily row. “Well," remarked the alleged head of the houds, “a man learns a. few thinge when he gets married. Yes, sir, a man lives and learns.” “That may be,” retorted the feminine half of the sketch, ‘“bhut the :chnol of experience doesn’t bar co-eds.” MUCH IN LITTLE The United Btates is the only coun« try of commercial importancs whieh does not forbid the use of white phos phorus in the manofacture of matches. The four-mile steam tramway from Las Palmas to de la Lux, Grand Ca- nary, is being double-tracked and elactrified, reports Consul Selomon Berlinger of Teneriffe. The trolley op- erations will commence by the end of 1910. The recent; diseovery of practieal methods of converting the c & copra 0il into palatable and satisfactory ves- etable butter has given great extension to the business in Germany, where the consumption of edfble fats is large. , Evidence of the pressnt and pros- Jpective prosperity and ingreased pur- ‘ehasing power of South Afries is abundant., The output of gold in 1909 exceeded any previous vear, and new mines are being rapldly developed in both the Transvaal and Rhodesia. The Great Western railroad some some three vears ago established the audible signal device and has bean so wel] satisfied with the system that it recently voted to extend it. Captain Ames, for the United States, fully in- vestigated the. svstem for the inter- state commerce commission. Mrs. Margaret Selenka, widow of the Dutch scholar, Dr. Emil Selenka, hu been chosen to lead. a sclentific ex) dition that will soon start for the .1- and of Java. The expedition is back- ed by the Dutch government snd the Berlin academy of science. Tts object is to continue the researches of Dr. Dubois. As rice production is the chief re- source of Siam, and as it will remain 80 on account of the peculiar fitness of the country for the wing of this crop, there will be a steady demand for improved milling machinery, in which American manufacturers shousd have a large share. An initiative petition, similar to one rejected In 1900, signed by 142,607 vo- ters, was recently presented to the Swiss nationalrath, or house of rep- resentatives. calling for an amendment to the constitution. replacing the pres- ent system of electing members in that body—one representative for 20, 000 population—by. the preportional system, each canton and half canten to represent a district, Consul Thomas H. Norton of Chem- nitz, forwards a detalled report on marble deposits In German Southwest Africa, and states that if the gquality of the African marble, as exploited on a larger scale, p equad in every way to the samples now exhibited at Berlin, the Italian-industry, which now suppli about If the $10,000,000 world's output, i few years to s i ‘be exposed In a competition.