Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, June 17, 1910, Page 12

~ SHCWERS TODA\V AND SATURDAY MODERATE EAST WINDS. WHAT IS GOING ON TQNIGHT “:fiud;kvflh and Motion _Pictures at uditorium. u"qa_eO: ;l:tutres and Illustrated Songs or Concert by Academy Musical Club at Slater Memorial. 3 Falls District School Meeting. Sedgwick Post, No. 1, G. A. ¥ kingham Memorial. ’DS?:: Snvgedish Sick Benefit Society eets in Germania Hall. < M Sourt City of Norwich, No. 63, F. of A._ meets in Foresters' Hall - Miantonomo Council, No. 30, O. U. A M. meets in Pythian Hail. Norwich Stationary Engingers’ Asso- ciation, No. 6, meets in Bill Block. ANNOUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of Patrician shoes and oxfords, a wo- man’s shoe thht's right, See the latest styles. 3 pnets Dr. Louise Franklin Miner left Wed- mesday evening for Binghamton, N. Y., to attend her mother, who had been serfous] yinjured by a fall. Her office will be closed until further notice. BREED THEATER. “Yale-Harvard Boat Race,” Feature Motion Picture. A picture of more than usual inter- est is the feature at the Breed theater for today and the balance of the week and is entitled Auntie at the Races, and is a romance of the Yale-Harvard race at New London, Conn, The stroke par of the Harvard crew has a be- witching ‘little sweetheart, who anxious. to attend the race at New London, but her father will not allow her to go except with a chaperone, so her lover arranges with his chum to represent a loving old aunt, and, se- curing the necessary outfit, appears at the girl’s home, and introduces the masquerading chum as his aunt, who will gladly assume the duties of chap- erone for this occasion. The father becomes more and more attracted by the chaperone, and makes violent love to her. which makes another knot in the tangled romantic skein. A vil- tainous plot is discovered, which con- sisted of abducting the stroke oar of the Harvard crew, and secreting him until after the races had been called off. so the rival Yale crew could win, as most of the betting was on Yale. The plan was thwarted, and all ends happily, while the fascinating pictures of the many interesting scenes around New London, and the boat houses, are delightfully familiar. Mr. Loud sings the funny illustrated gong, Nobody Knows Where John Brown Went, receiving a hearty en- core. Records for Aeroplanes. One can scarcely speak of the aerial gourney of Charles K. Hamilton, from New York to Philadelphia and back, as an ‘unqualified success, since an accident, of a kind which should have been foreseen and obviated, delayed his return; vet, though Curtiss, whose diplane he used continues to hold the record - for speed, and Paulhan that for continuous flight, Hamilton seems to have established American records for cross-country distance and dura- tion of flight, and possibly. for aver- age speed per mile also. His was, moreover, a severe and dangerous test of an aeroplane’'s capacity. since his route lay over cities, open country and bodies of water, and at every other moment he must have met conflicting air currents; yet, maintaining an aver- age height of about 250 feet, though at times he rose to a height of 1,500 feet he =e€éms to have managed to “foliow the wind, not fight it,” and ride in safety to success. 1f, however, one decides to classify Heamilton’s vovage as rather interest- fng than important—and to say that 48 not to detract from the skill of the aviator or the enterprise of his backers, the Ne# York Times and Philadeiphia Ledger—one needs not hesitate to speak with enthusiasm_of Walter Brookins’ achievement at In- dianapolis, where, using a Wright bi- plane, he soared to a height of 4,384 1-2 feet thus surpassing by a substantial distance the record for al- tituds, 4,165 feet, made by Paulhan at Los Angeles. Wilbur Wright axpresses the conviction that “the next thing we ghall hear of will be a mile-high ascent,” and Brooking' merfvrmance considered, that seems no idle fancy. The pupils of the Wrights are still at TIndianapolls, and Brookins is not the only daring and ambitious man in the n ‘We may hear of the mile-high Eroup. z record tonight. In any event it will undoubtedly be established soon.— Boston Transcript. Back-to-the-Soil Colonies. One difficulty with the back-to-the- farm movement, though perhaps not its chief one is that those whom it is designed particularly to benefit lack a working plan. They do not know how o go at it. Even assuming that a city man wants to go back to the soil and become a producer, how shall he go about it? This question s answered by the National Farm Homes association, of which Gov. Hadley of Missouri is pres- tdent. Hadley has become one of the foremost of the back-to-the-farm agi- tators. Perhaps his organization is thinking primarily of the development of Missouri and the southwest; yet could its plan be carried out its bene- fits would extend far beyond that. Hadley and his associates propose to establish in sections of the southwest where land is_cheap, colonies each of 82 families. ¥ach family is to have 40 acres, and in the center of the group of 40-acre farms will bea cen- tral farm of 160 acres to belong to the organization and be operated &s a model for the rest. Not one cent of capital will be necessary for one to take advantage of this opportunity to ®et back to the soil. Each farmer will be given ten years to pay for his plot of gromund, which, fully equipped with buildings and machinery, will be fur- nshed him by the association. For the city man, to whom farming is as mys- terious art, the central model farm will be lv always fo suggest meth- ods and indicate results.—Cleveland Pilain Dealer. A “# Poor Entertainment. Ome of the daily papers of the state informed Its readers last week that a certain church in its city was crowd- ed the night before by men and wo- men who witnessed a mock marriage in wvhich all the participants were chil- dren apparently under 12 years old. They were dressed to the part, the Juckliess little boys in evening dress and the poor little giris cumbered with trains and all the rest of the finery which is supposed 1o accompany a fashionable wedding. In all some for- ty .children were dragged into _the entertainment and forced to occupy the center of the stage at a time when they ought to have been asleep Aside from the lack of taste in selecting a church as a place in which to parody a religious ceremony, it does not seem as if the interests of the children were properly -safeguarded by their admir- ing parents. Certainly there must be forms of recreation better calculated for small boys and girls than the excitement of a mock wedding; and the sentiment that crowds a church to wvitness & performance of the sort is not ene to be encouraged. Will the ®ocial cemmittee which managed this entertainment follow it with & mock Suneral?—The Courant. When hot and _thirsty Wifiams' fReot Beer will cool, retr-?n and in- wigerate ¥ou. . Make some now.—adw. _Abe’s Terms Accepted. One day recently Kin Hubbard, the originator of “Abe Martin,” received a letter from the Loogootee (Ind.) Bible class for men asking his terms for a lecture, says The Indianapolis News. If there is anything Kin dotes on it is —Ilecturing! He much prefers it to having a leg amputated or joy-riding on a buzz saw. In replying to the let- ter Kin simply said his terms would be $1,000,000 a minute, provided the Bible class could get the Marine band to play while he was speaking. Mr. Hubbard received a reply from D. M. Robbins of Loogootee, the pres- ident of the class. It was this: Dear Mr. Hubbard—We have con- sidered your favor of May 23 and have decided to engage you at your price for ten minutes, provided we caw get the band. Sincerely yours, Lwogootee Bible Class for Men. D. M. ROBBINS, President. —Chicago Inter Ocean. Truth Is Coming Out. A Texas orator says prohibition threatens to destroy the democratic This will tend to confirm a aching suspicion that W. J. Bry- is at heart a prohibitionist— an Philadelphia l.edger. The Unanimous Opinion. There is a Yariety of opinion what Ballinger will do, but no greement as to what he should St. Post-Despatch. as to disa- Y do.— Louis CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatu.e of LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Lebanon, within and for the District of Lebanon, on the 13th day of June, A. D. 1910. Present — ALBERT G. KNEELAND, Judge. Estate of Alphonso Browning, late of the Town of Lebanon, in said District deceased. Ordered, That the Administrator cite the creditors of said deceased to bring In their claims _against aid estate within six months from this date. by posting up a notice to that effect, to- gether with a cooy of this order Eignpost nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and in same town, and by publishing the same dnce in a newspaper having a circula- tion in said District, and make return to this_ Court. ALBERT G. KNEBLAND, The above and foregoing copy of record Attest: ALBERT G. KNEELAND, udze. Judzge. is a true NOTICE.—All creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at Colchester, within the time limited in the above and fore- going order. 5 FRANK H. BROWNING e17d Adminis NOTICE AT A COURT OF TO CREDITOR: PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 16th day of June, A. D. 1910 Present—NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. Estete of Prudence Browning, late of Preston, in said District, deceased. Ordered, That the FExecutor cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said_ estate within six months from this date, by posting a notice to that effect, together with a copy of this order, on the sign- post nearest to tue place where said deceased last dwelt, and in the same Town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in said District, and make return to this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. The above and foregoing 1s a true copy of record Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk. NOTICE.—AIll creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at 2135 Parkwood Ave. Toledo, Ohio, within the time limited in the above and foregoing order CLARK A. BROWNING Executo: NOTICE On TUESDAY, JUNE BLISSVILLE BRIDGE will to public travel on account of repairs jel7d 14th, the be closed and remain closed until further notice. ALBERT W. LILLIBRIDGE, Selectman of Town of Norwich. JAMES H. KENNEDY, Selectman of Town of Lisbon. juni4d WARNING FOR SCHOOL MEETING The legal voters in the Falls District in the Town of Norwich, State of Con- necticut, are hereby warned to meet in oolhouse of said District on evening, June 17, 1910, at 7.30 o’clock, for the following purpose, to- wit: 1st—To hear the report of the Dis- trict Commlittee and Treasurer @nd take action thereon. 2d—To elect two members of the Dis- trict Committee to serve for three years, and one member to serve for one year. 3d—To elect a Collector of Taxes. 4th—To fix the compensation of the Treasurer and Clerk for the ensuing year. 5th—To fix the compensation of the Collector for the ensuing year. 86th—To lay a tax to meet the current expenses of the District for the ensuing year. 7th—To authorize the District Com- mittee to reduce the indebtedness of the District at their discretion Sth—To make an appropriation to re- plenish the school library. 9th—To elect a committee of three to fix and approve the bonds of the Treasurer .and Collector. 10th—To do any other business prop- er to be done at sald meeting. OHN F. PARKER, . L. HOPKINS, District Committee. June 10, 1910, jelsad TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY COM- missioners for New London County: I hereby apply for a transfer of license to sell and exchange spirituous and in- toxicating liguors, e, lager beer, Rhine wine and cider in the building at 3-10 Market street, Town of Nor- wich, except in the rooms and apart- ments in said building, any part or parts of which are cut off or parti- tioned in such manner as to form booths, side rooms, or retiring rooms. My place of business is not located within two hundred feet in a direct line from any church edifice or public or parochial school, or the premises pertaining thereto, or any postoffice. ublic library, or eemetery. Dated at Norwich, this Sth day of Junme. A. D. 1910. H. Jackel & Co., by H. Jackel, Applicant. We, the undersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real ee- t: of the Town of Norwich, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of . Jackel & Co. for a license, and hereby certify that said applicant- is a suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application. Dated at Norwich this 8th day of June, A D. 1910. Lawrence Hgaley. Andrew J. Wholey, Bilis Raphael, William H. Cardawell, F. W. Medbery. I hereby cer- tify that the above named signers and endorsers are electors and taxpayers, owning real eatate, in the Town of Norwich. Dated at Norwich, day of June, A. D. 1910. CI . Hol- brook, Town Clerk. JjeloF Norwich, Conn., WANTED. NTED—Experienced Apply wa learners. jel7d WANTED—Man or .woman tq _clean house and wash paint. Enquire No. 31 Willow St. Jel7a e e T et m. ow. ? ‘Wages while learnlnf. aul-y‘ .‘M{lon guaranteed. full ad- particulars dress Moler’s Barber College, New York City. jel7da WANTED—A girl or woman for gen- eral housework; no washing or ironing. Apply at Occum Boarding House, Oc- cum, 3 jeléd WANTED—Four first class carpenters Ct. xt M elbd to 89, to Ds;p Rlvear“o ., N onda; morning. ages $3. > Riifas. [oee? D WANTED—At once, barber. Apply quillers and to West, Side Silk Mill. at Wauregan House Barber Shop. jel4d WAN' irl to cook and do gen- eral housework; references required. Mrs. B. 8. Cutler, Stonington, Conn, jelsd WANTED—A neat girl for general housework; references required. s, G. L. Randall, 87 West Town St. jelbd WANTED—Lady_representatives for Norwich, by New York firm, work con- genial, well paying, permanent income can be secured in short time by intel- ligent ladies giving a few hours dally. Address W., Bulletin Office. Jelsd WANTED—A flat bottom rowboat. Address Box 200, Bulletin Office, giving price. je10d WANTED — Experienced - revolver Address Box 333, may26d jointers and fitters. care Bulletin Office. WANTED Cotton spinners, families preferred; this work is out of town. Severai laborers; this work is in the city, and are needed at once. Apply to Free Em- ployment Bureau, Central Building. S. H. REEVES, Sup't. WANTED SEWING MACHINES, Cash egisters, Typewriters, Bicycles and Baby Carriages to repair. Sup- plies and General Jobbing. A. H. OUSLEY, Sewing Machine Ex- 65 Franklin St., Open evenings. junl7d pert, office. opp. Bulletin may27d WANTED Woman cook for small hotel at the shore. Family cooks, general house girls and experienced second girls. J. B. LUCAS, Room 32, Central Building. junisd WANTED A reliable agent to sell Sea- shore Lots in Norwich and Beautiful location. Easy terms. Liberal commission. Address Box 622, Middletown, Conn. vicinity. JunSMWF PERSONAL. LADIES’ PRIVATE HOME for con- finements; physicians aitending; in- fants adopted, or boarded if desired; confidential; terms reasonable; in- close stamp; write to Collinsville San- itarium. P. O. Box 40, Hartford, Ct. apri4a LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Bottom of automobile oil lamp, between Baltic and Taftville Finder please notify Scott & _Clark Corporation. jel7d WE ARE NOW READY to take care of all your |Carriage and Wagon Repairing and Painting. Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scott & Clark CORPORATION, 507-515 North Main Streel. aproa EXCELSIOR AUTO CYCLE. The only machire that could meet the requirements of the Chiecago Police Department. LEAN—POWERFUL—RELIABLE. 4 H P. 4 to 54 miles per hour. C. V. PENDLETON, JR., Yantic, or IMPERIAL GARAGE, Norwich, Ct. Motorcycle Supplies and Second-hand Machines for sale. je7d DR. C. R. CHAMBERLAIN Denta/ Surgeon. In charge of Dr. 8. L. Geer's during s last ilness 161 Main Street. Norwich, noviéd o MISS M. C. ADLES, Hair, Scalp and Face Specialist REFINED OR FREAKY ? Which would you be? If you pile your head with horsehair switches and store puffs you indicate your choice! In case you recuire addi- tional hair get the best, and have it suited to your features healthy, glossy, cut direct from French peas- ants’ heads. Miss Adles has it. In Norwich week of June 13th. Wauregan House—NORWICIL 210 West 111th St.—NEW YORK. Telephone 704. junizd TO RENT. TO RENT-—Four-room tenement, En- quire at Rathbone’s Drug Store. Jjeléd OCEAN VIEW HOUSE, Ocean Beach, New London, Connm, Furnished rooms to rent, single and adjoining rooms, all new and modern. Jel6d HENT--Old established bnk;ry TO property; brick ovens; good place for live Add FOR SALE—New milech cow. Chas. Parkhurst, Canterbury, Conn. jel7d FOR_SALE—Twenty-five foot launch, ‘half cal e model, ‘cost 3600, seli for $175. John Jel7d Parsons, 3 Peck St. kil f!l FOR SALE—John H. Davis, Pf!E , near Hallville. jelsd FOR SALE—Two full blooded fox- hound pups. 8 weeks old. Address T. Douville, 1tic, Conn. jelsd to make money. ress \ . FOR RENT Desirable cottage near FOR SALE—No. 6 Remington type- |'Griswold hotel, Eastern Point; broad writer, in A No. 1 condition. Box 300, | piazzas, electric lights, all modern Bulletin. jei3d | conveni 00 for the season. A. nces; $4 B. C., care Bulletin Office. jeisd FOR SALE—One-fifth Interest I fourishing steam jaundry busin NORTH END BATTLEGROUND Satisfactory reasons for selling. Op- | (Rock St), lower tenement, newly ortunity for an excellent investment. | painted and papered, in fine locality, nquire of Elbert L. Darble, Danielson | $10 per month. J. E. Fanning, 31 Wil~ Conn. dec30F | low St. jelsd FOR SALE—New 1910 Buic! model FRONT ROOM TO LET, 218 Main St i% siirey, cauinped’ with o s | over Somers Bros. top. floor. . jeisd shield, tube, tools, etc; also handsome black filly, by Prosper Wells, foaled TO RENT—Furnished cottage, July April 11, 1907, sound, kind, city broken, | and August. at Pleasant View. Address weight 900 1bs., prices low. Good rea- | O- M. Randolph, 8 Chestnut St, West- son ‘for seiiing” W. 5" Claric, 376 Bleas: | orly. Jesa 4 o 30510t Willimantie, Conn. /URONe | ” o RENT Lower fiat, 21 Ripley place, six rooms, good repair, reason- owon B Siotor Dosts. ana | abie.: Inquive 40 Tlobart AVe. Jesd cabin launches, quick aslivery. full line | o RENT—Tiouss 713 Franiin B0 asoline engines. The West Mystic | 19 rooms: rent. $15 o4 R ot R Company, West Mystic, Conn, dress Dr. D. L. Jones, East Great Piain. Tel. 736. apréd TO RENT —Basement at 55 Franklin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar business. mayl7d SALE — 'I'en-room house, been rented in two tenement: lot, two minutes’ walk from school and troll Inguire at Elizebeth _St. afte: p. m. apried TO RENT--Nice upper flat, § rooms. and storage, bath, gas; good repal 40 Hobart Ave. Inquire on premises. 50 HEAD new milch cows and spring- ers. New oar just arrived. A lot of may7d choice Guernseys, Ayrshires and Hol- steins. Also one choice registered Hol- TO RENT—Store at 55 Franklin St Enquire at this office. marisd For Rent. ce for Mamufacturing. One large, well lighted room in sec- ond story of our building, with or with- out power; n be rented for light manufacturin Apply at office of THE BECKWITH COMPANY, INC., may30d Norwich, Conn. TO LET Store 74 Main Sireet, City. Possession given when desired. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main St City marl7d stein bull 15 months old. E. E. Sharpe ‘Willie. Div. North Franklin. Tel. 98-4, Jelsd FOR SALE—UPRIGHT PIANO. In good condition. Will be sold cheap for cash. Euquire at 35 Lafayette St mar1sd $100. $100. down and the balance on easy terms.-will buy a six room cottage. All modern, 10 minutes walk from center of city, and directly on trol- ley. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. What $1300. Wiil Do! _Buy a good 60-acre farm, fine loca- tion, ‘will keep 12 head of cattle, good 7-room ho large cattle barn, hor: barn, henho 40 feet long. All buildings Al, together with a full line of wagons and farming tools; $700 cash i Now Is Your balance on mortgage. Picture list. ersa | TRVORE SoENCY, L Opportunity FOR SALE to finish your house cleaning by installing new furniture, Pope-Hartford Runabout 7 e thoroughly equipped and in first-class | W € have all your needs at condition. . - GROSVENOR ELY, the lowest possible prices. juni4d 181 Washington Street Come into our store FOR SALE Small home, all improvements, best condition, with bYarn, large garden well located. Cheap, on easy terms. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Open Evenings. Central Buliding. may28d 35 Horses Another car load just arrived, mak- ing a total of 35 Horses that I want to dispose of right away. There are some of the best chunks and drafters among them you ever saw. Come and see them, Telephone 177-12. ELMER R. PIERSON. may23d WHITNEY’S AGERNCY, 227 Main St. Franklin Square. Real Estate and Insurance and inspzct the goods. M. HOURIGAN, 62-66 Main Street. apr28d Prime Beel Native Veal Spring Lamb Choice Pork and Poultry PEOPLE’S MARKET, € Franklin St. jun1iod JUSTIN HOLDEN. Prop. FOR SALE. Thames River Farm of 22 acr on west bank, rnear Massapeag station Cent. Vermont R. R., about midway b tween Norwich and New London, lon river shore front, beautiful view. good all-the-year dweiling and bulldings never-failing running water in house from private reservoir, well fruited, good facilities for boating and’ fishing etc. Well adapted for country home or boarding house. Price terms. For all phrticulars of the above or for other property for sale or to remt, call at office on Framklin Square. Jel FOR SALE No. 52 Broadway low and easy HERE'S NEWS worth hearing: Your best chance to save dimes or dollars, as the case may Property formeriy owned and be, on Wines and Liquors and all kinde occupied by the late Deacon of Steamed Beer (bottled.) Quick Gates. An opportunity is offered service, polite attention, serve you right if you'll give us the chanee Lightning doesn’'t strike twice in the same place; see what we mean? to secure valuable site. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. Geo. Greenberger, 47 Franklin Street, Norwich, junza Conn. Seashore Property Watch Hill, Pleasant View, Quonocon- taug and Narragansett Pier. For $1.250 you can buy an 80 acre farm situated near a thriving manu- - One Hundrea Building Sites fronting Hl!lh Grado on Atlantic Ocean, 50 by 150 feet; Cottages for sale and to rent at e it o st | Latest Sheet Music vestigate. Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin. AND NEW STYLES (Choice of 400.) WILLIAM A. WILCOX, REAL ESTATE BROKER, 41 West Broad Street, Room 1, West- erly, R. L. "Phone connection. Transportation free in auto. WALL PAPER AT Yerrington's 49 Main Street may18d I MONEY LOANED Watches, Jewelry nd at the Interest. An old J. F, CONANT. 11 Framkils Street Whitestene 5¢ and the J. F. C. 100 Cigars are the Dest on the market Try them. marléd THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 142 Main Street, Upstairs. ‘We are headquarters ror NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALE. Family trade supplied at 60c per dos C. E. Wright. 8 Coye St. Tel. oct304 General Contractor All orders recelve prompt and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 349-2 . . Norwich, Face nnd Sealp Mas- age, mpoving and Manicuring. Orders taken for combings. FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES . POETRY. Composed by the British Soldiers, aftes the fight at Bunker Hill, June 17, 1776. b - is the erkine of | ind permission - the 135th annivers It will be inter~ (This old British erty of Dr. W, 8§ eity, with whos Bulietin uses it on sary of the conflict. esting to our readers.) It was on the seventeenth by brake of 4y, The Yankees dld surprise us With their strong works they had ghrown up, To burn the town and drive us; But soon we had an order coma, An order to defeat them; Like rebeis stout they od it eut, And‘hlhou‘hl we ne'er could beaf em. mon, C. About the hour of twelve that day, An order came for marching, ‘With three good flints an sixty Bach man’ hov'll to Atectmres We marched down to the 1 wharty Where bDoats were roady walting, With expedition we smbark'd, Our ships kept cannonading. And when our boats all filled were th:"‘ offic;u and soldiers, ith as good troops as Kngland had, To oppose who dare control An‘gw en our boats all filled we: e row'd in line of battle, \JVherofl show'rs of balls like hall & v, Our cannon loud did rattle. There was Cop's hill battery meag Charlestown, Our twenty-fours they played, And the three frigaies in the stream, Thn-tl very well behaved & Glasgow frigate clear'd the sher All at the time of landing. 3 With her grape shot and canmen ballegy | No Yankees e'er could stand them, And when we landed on the shore | ThWn r!lrovkup all together; J . ankees the 1 J o) y all man'@ Chetdry And thought we'd ne'er oom But seon the dia - y percety, bras Brave Howe our hold eommunder, With grenadiers, and infantry, We made them to surrendem Willlam Home, #n our v®eh§ wing, Cry'd boys fight on like thunder; You ‘soon will see the rebels fi With great amaze and wond Now some lay bleeding on t rouey, And some full fast l‘run.ihn. o 1 ‘wounds! Oer hills and dales and mountesmey brave Howe's 3 ng. They began to play on our left win ‘Where Pegot he commanded; % But we return’d it baok agaln, . With courage most undaunted. To our graps #hot and musket To which they were but strangers, They thought to come in with in hand. But soon they found their danges, Brave 3 Crying, comi And when the works we Some of them did hids themamelves, And others djed with fright, sir, And then their works we got inta, Without g t fear or dangsr The w?rk they'd made eo firm wndy streng; The Yankees are groat strangers, ‘ But as for our artillery, They all behaved dintyYy For while their ammunition held, We gave it to them plenty. But our conductor he got broka, ¥or his misconduct, sure, sir, The shot he sent for twelve powng. ®uns Were made for twenty-four, sir. There's some in Boston pleas’d to s As we the fleld were (Dnlflnx. - We went to kill their countrymen, weres makingge never saw: While they their ha; For Such stout Whig, ‘To hang them all Brave Howe is so ronsiderate, As to prevent all danger He allows half pint ay;: To/ rum We are no stranger Long may he live by land For he's beloved b The name of Howe We ses it very plainly. And now my song is at an end; And ‘to conclude my ditty, It is #he poor and ignorant, And only them T pity And as for their king John Hanceek, And Adams, If they're taken Their heads for eigne shall hang um high, Upon that hill eall’d Bacon. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “Do vou love vour teacher. son?” “In a purely platonic way.’ swered the little Boston boy.—Pittse burg Post. “Pa, what's a quadrangle?’ “That'y where three players rush in to ques< tion the decision of the umpire's— Chicago Record-Herald. Bacon—What are you taking T vour cold? Macon—Nothing: this is temperance town.—Philadelphia Tele« graph The baseball fan could scarcely speal “They lost,” T heard him say o But when they struck a winning strealg He cried: “We won today!’ scorn.”"—Cleveland Leader. Rambo—I have a pair of 1‘..“. " home that make me see double. :Bam! win—Yes: T've seen you usih One is a beer mug and the ontgm-":": whiskey tumbler.—Chicage Tribune. Peck—I really think, my dear, tha Miss Brown will make our son & goo wife. Mrs. Peck (snappily)—And wha sir, do you know about good wives¥— Boston Transcript. Howard—When Dr, Incision opes rated on me he left a pair of surgicad scissors in my anatomy. Can I sue him for damages? Lawyer—RBettos 1::.3;:::;:1 him a large bill for storage, Nell—My aunt has not only becoms | totally blind, but -ghe is losing hes hearing as well. Belle—Do vou think #he would consent to go away with ue this summer as a chaperon?—Phila« delphia Record, “What's the trouble with your meck legislature? “It is claimed that one student bought his seat” “Go slow, hovs That is carrying realism tda far.”—Washington - Star. Owlett—I had an awful time think~ ing up an excuse to give my wife when I got home from the club las night, Ascum—Did she demand one? Owlett—Of course; I got home 50 early it piqued her curiosity. — C Standard and Times. i e “So you lost your watch? Did you report it to the detectives?’ asks th friend. “Yes. Jult‘ came from hu»d: quarters,” answers the man. “Got any suspicion as to who took it? *I diq not have until after the wot through questioning me about it. Now I suspect myself of stealing it.”—Chi~ cago Post. “Great goshalmighty!” horrifiedty 1o e midmt of n the midst of %is perusal of the pat- ent side of the village newspaper, B!.l’- come, just as I knew it would!" b Democratic Harmony. Thise talk of keeping Bryan out of the Indiana campeign is the most convine< of democratic harmony Detroit Free Press N. Y. Sun, | “My wife treats me with i scorn.” “lLacky dog “What do yo mean?” “My wife treats me ealy