Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, June 9, 1910, Page 12

SAIR TODAY. FRIDAY PARTLY CLOUDY. WHAT IS GOING\ON TONIGHT Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at ‘Auvditorium. Motion Plctures and Illustrated Songs at Breed Thea; Meeting of Thlrd Company, C. A. C., at_Armory. Ba.hnyra. Encampment, No. 3, I. O. O. ¥.. mests in Odd Fellows' Hall Bedcklayers’ Union, No. 12, meets in Carpenters’ Hall. Lafayette Council, No. 307, St. Jean Baptist D'Amerique, ¥oresters' Hall. Ionic Camp, No. in Pythian Hall. ANNGUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of ladies’ ‘Patrician $3.50 and $4 shoes and oxfords—all the latest styles and calors. 1 Union meets in 7694, M. W. A, meets BREED THEATER. The Cowboy’s Sweetheart, Western Feature Film. Secured as a feature for the balance of the week at the Breed theater is the snappy little western comedy- drama entitled The Cowboy’'s Sweet- heart. This is without doubt one of the brightest film stories of the sea- eon, containing just enough of the sensational to appease the appetite of those desiring such and enough TO- mance to carry the interest uninter- rupted to the end. The pretty western girl is forsaken by her cowboy lover, who becomes enamoured of a flashily dressed city wirl who visits his town. The city girl carries on an extended flistation . with the cowboy, but the fact is discovered that she has a hus- band in the east and the cowboy is advised of the fact. He is disgusted at baving made such a fool of himself and calls upon his former sweetheart to bid her goodbve before leaving the tow: but the faithful little girl feels that it was all a mistake and is willing yto overlook the affair and resume for- mer reiations. The Blograph film is entitled An Affair of Hearts and is a comedy of the it water and +is filled with re- fined humor and delightful scenery. J. H. Loud will sing Back to the Old Home Town and Foxy Moon. THE AUDITORIUM. ‘The bill opening at the Auditorium today for_ the remainder of the week will rival the show which closed last night, and to all appearances will be fully as good if not better. The semi- <lassical musical numbers which Mu- sical Dale, the accomplished musician, +who has been making such a big hit here the first half of the week, will be enjoyed by music lovers for the re- mainder of the week, as this act will be held over. Following closely for firat honors will be “Bumpteritus,” a comedy acrobatic act presented by the original Billy Wink and Rubie, the one-arm acrobeat, ‘Their act is a scream throughout, but contains some wonderful acrobatie work, especially that done by Mr. Rubie, who has but one arm. A very clever juvenile come- dian is Sammy Rowan, late of George Ade’s “Just Out of College” show. Mr. Ronan will entertain with his new and original storjes, songs and dances. Gilmore & La Tour, a comedy charac- ter duo, will hold up their end of this mest entertaining. bill in first class shape. The motion pictures will be as good as ususl. - “An Obstaéle to Mutual Esteem. Natives who grow fat and muscular @m & chunk of ‘pineapple or the fin of & haddock can never eater into per- fect brotherhosd with us who live to eoat, while they merely eat to live.— Singapore §traits Budget. - Pour-Flushing. ‘Women are four-flushers, too. Many & time a woman says “pass the cream, please,” when she knows well that there’s nothing but milk in the pitch- ar, mighty thin milk at that, ‘A, Suggestion. I cannot think but that the world would be better and brighter if our teachers would dwell on the Duty of Happinese as well as the Happiness of Duty.—Sir John Lubbock. His Query. A foreigner, watching a young kit- ten playing with its mother, asked of his friend: “Vat you ze cat call ven be is a little pup? Things. All things are divided elazses: The things you don’t like and the things that are not good for you.— Puck. Not a Necessity. Much that we think essential fis merely a matter of habit.—Thomas ‘Wentworth Higginson. Value of Sun Bath. A sun bdath is of more value to health than much warming by the fire. Godliness First. It is vanity to wish for a long life and to take little care of leading a geod life—A Kempis. Heed and Remember! Avoid anger and thou wilt not sin.— Talmud. « Optimism. We have never met with an aching tooth. an What They Really Are. A gooud many so-called optimists are merely cheerful idiots. Drink Williams* Root Beer—You will like it. It is cooling, refreshing &ngd delicious. Only costs 2c¢ a quart.— av. SHEA & BURKE COMPLETE USEFURNISHERS Prompt and Careful Attention Given To FUNERAL WORK ‘Telephone Connections. NORWICH and TAFTVILLE S Lady Assistant when desired. | into twe optimist Rice Croquettes and Eggs. Cut eight hard boiled eggs in halves; do this carefully to prevent breaking the yolks or whites. Have the. rice croquettes—which have been prepared in the usual way—nicely arranged on a large platter; these in a circle, with the round side up. Eight of the white pieces should be laid inwinegar in which red beets have been pi¢ckled until they are pret- ty wmink, then_ they may be arranged in an outer c around the platter, alternating the pink and white pieces. This is a very pretty dish and should be served with fried or boiled ham. It is also very nice served with fish. e LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE Notice is hereby given that the part- nership heretofore existing between ]')'an‘l V. Lester and . Frederick R. ‘Wasl poth of Norwich, and doing business in Norwich under the firm name and style of Lester & Wasley, is hereby dissolved. The business will hereafter be con- ducted by Mr. Wasley under the name of Lester & Wasley. Either party will sign in liquidatibn. Dated at Norwich, this 8th day of June, 1910. DANIEL. M. LESTER,« FREDERICK R. WASLEY. jundd NOTICE TO CREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Ledvard, within fnd for the District of ledyard, on thé 6th of June, A. D. 1910. Present—RUSSEL GALLUP, Judge. Estate of Hearriet E. Lamb, late of the Town of Ledyard, in said District, deceased. Ordered, That -the ‘Administrator cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said_ estate within six months from this date. by posting up a notice to that effect, to- gether with a cooy of this order, on the signpost nearest to the place wk said deceased last dwelt, and | same town, and by publishing ti once in a newspaper having a tion in said District, and make return lo this Court. RUSSEL_GALLUP, Judge. e above and foregoing is a true v of record. Attest: RUSSEL GALLUP, ~udge. —All er ors of said de- hereby notified to present aims against said estate to the igned at Ledyard. Conn., within me limited in the above and fore- going order. BERNEST LAMB, Administrator, 8d Mystic R. F. D., Conn. TMARGARET TATROULT OF TOI- land vs. Joseph A. Tatroult of parts unknown, formerly of Griswold. Addi- tional Order of Notice. State of Connecticut, County Of Tol- land, Rockville, June 3, A. Upon the complaint of th ol ar garet Tatroult, claiming, for the rea- sons therein set forth, a divorce and change of name, now pending, return- able to the first Tuesday of April. A. D. 1910, before the Superior Court in and for said Tolland County. It appearing to and being found by the subscribing authority that the whereabouts of the defendant, Joseph A Tatroult. is unknown to the plain- ti It is therefore ordered that notice of the pen >y of said complaint be giv- en_said defendant by publishing this order in The Norwich Daily Bulletin, & newspaper printed in Norwich, in said State, once a week for three weeks. successively, commencing on Or before the 10th day of June, A. D. By the Court: LYMAN TWINING TINGIER. Clerk of the Superior Court for 'rolland County. jey Proposals for State Read Work. SEALED PROPOSALS will _be re- ived by the State Highway Commi ioner, Room 27, Capitol. Hartford, Conn., until 2 p. m., Tuesday, June 14, 1910, 'for one section gravel road in lem, two sections gravel road in Col- chester .and one section gravel road in Ledyard, in accordance with plans and ons. Bids_wlil state the price per linear fott. The State Hizghway Commission- er reserves the right to increase or de- crease the number of feet to be im- proved. after the contract is let. All blds must be accompanied by a bond of not less than one-third of the cost of the work. Any bidder to whom contract has been awarded refusing to sign the contract at the prices offered and furnish a surety company bend, or certified check, shall forfeit from his bond a sum equsl to the difference in rice between his bid and the next owest bidder. Plans and specifications may be examined at wn Clerk’s of- fice in Colchester for Colchester and Salem, and with L. C. Gray, First Se- lectman, Ledyard, or at the office of })‘,3" Btatfi Ili] ‘way Commissioner, Room ) The State Highway Commissioner re- serves the right to reject any an all bids. lg?oated _at Hartferd, Conn., June 7, JAMES H. MACDONALD, | Slarfl ng\hway Commissioner, Room 27 Hartford, Cong. pitol, jesd HERE'S_ NEWS worth hearing: Your best chance to save dimes or dollars, as the case may be, on Wines and Liquors and all kinds of Steamed Beer (bottled.) Quick service, polite attention, serve you right if you'll give us the chance. Lightning doesn't strike twice the same place; in see what we mean? Geo. Greenberger, 47 Franklin Street, jun2 {DR. C. R. CHAMBERLAIN Denta/ Surgeon. In charge of Dr. 8. L. Geer's practws during his last iiiness. 161 Main Street. Norwich, Goan noviéd F. CONANT. 11 Franklia Streer. Whitestone 5c and the J. F. C. 10c Cigars are the Dest on the markat Try them. Norwich, Conn. (A marléd Face and Sealp Mas- .sage, Shampeooing and Manicuring. Orders taken for combings. T. S. U!DEBWOOD. 51 Broadway. MRS. Tel. 553-4. THE PLANK Headquarters for Best Ales, Ln.cr.. Etc., in Town. JAMES O'CONNELL, Prupflmr. Telepinone 507. octzd Pains of women, head pains, or any pain stopped in 20 minutes sure, with | Dr. Shaop’s Pink Pain Tablets. See full formula on 25¢ box. Sold by Lee & Cageod. . put the yolks around | Repairing and Painting. WANTED—A eral housework. ur- fl nn. Geer Ave. TWANTED—An_experienced .-m for general housework; wages $20 a month. Apply at Bulletin Jedd s o WANTED—A wbk sirl for general honuwvrk in home; wages $25 month. Aflflreu ?rz. Slade, 18 Hewitt St., Wmlml.ntlc. Jesd WANTED—Two or three live men, house to house canvass. Apgly botwocn and 9.30 a. m., White Sewin, chine Co., 56 Franklin St., City. sald 'I'ED—Bnaxian in tne country, mber: R. 08 nd telephone. “‘r‘ll Box 63, Norwich Town. apr23TThS ROOSEVELT’S marvelous career and African trip. Authentic, lowpriced bebk. Liberal terms. Outfi !roe Be- markably easy seller. Hl.n{ making $10 a day. Act quickly. Sl versal House, 1012 Arch St Philadel- phia. may31TuTh POSITION WANTED as nurse for children. Addres Box 135, Bulletin Offic Jjesd NTED —Buicher, to work in mar- Address Box 434, New Lond&m. JeT. W ket. Conn. WANTED—Position as assistant in jeweler's store: had some experience in adjusting clocks and watches; highest references. Address Box 90, Bulletin Office, Norwich, Conn. je7d WANTED—Girl for neral house- work. Apply to Mrs. s. Hamilton, Groton. je3d WANTED — Experienced revolver jointers and fitters. Address Box 333, care Bulletin Office. may26d WAKTED FOR THE SHORE Cooks, Waitresses, Dish Washers, Laundry woman and general help. J. B. LUCAS, Room 32 - - Central may3ld Building. WANTED SEWING MACHINES, Cash Registers, Typewriters, Bicycles and Baby Carriages to repair. Sup- plies and General Jobbing. A. H. OUSLEY, Sewing Machine Ex- pert, 65 Franklin St., opp. Bulletin office. Open evenings. may27d WANTED AT ONCE 15 or 20 Cotton Weavers on colored goods. This work is out of town. Those with families preferred. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. may20d S. H. Reeves, Sup't. PERSONAL. LADIES’ PRIVATE HOME for con- finements; -physicians attending; in- fants adopted, or boarded If desired; confidential; terms reasonable; in- close stamp; write to Collinsville San- itarium. P. O. Box 40, Hartford, Ct. apri4d —StADANE TAFT _Paimist knd ciains voyant, can prove by hundreds that her predictions do come true and that she is accurate and truthful. See her at 38 Franklin St.,, Norwich, Conn. je7d LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Between Christ church and MeKinley gold enameled brooch with diamond and chain. Finder leave at Bulletin and receive reward. jedd LOST—$10 reward. Lost on Satur- day, a Yorkshire terrier; last seen fol- lowing a lady from the baseball rounds. Returmnf to Mrs. Mc- 11, 38 Laurel Hill Avc, will receive the above reward. Jesd FOUND—Bicycle and cap, in woods near Hunter’'s avenue, Taftville. Owner can have them by calling at Peog]es Store and proving claim. FOUND—A sum of money. Owner can have same by grovlnx property and paying for this advertisement. AD- ply at West Side Silk Mill. jes: A simple, safe remed WOMBEN LIVER NI It regu- lates the bowels. purifies the blood and tones up the whole iyllfi‘ 25¢ a pkg., 5 for $1. At vour dru ingfiel | WE ARE NOW READY to take care of all your| Carriage and Wagon| Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scott & Glark CCRPORATION, 507-515 North Main Streer. apr9c Individuality Is What Cousts In Photography. Bringing out the real pnnvnnug. the fine joints In character, traits that make us what we ars Toned down by the natural spirit of an artist into perfect accord. Not & thing of paper and with a ready-made look. If you want a photo of your rea) self, or what your friends see to love and admire. call on LAIGHTON, The Photographer, opposite Norwich Savings Soctety augisa LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confSdent our Ples, Cake and Bread canuot be excelled. Give us a trial order. mov2d 20 Fairmount Street. _your nes he!on the l; m-:&b-mm Uplsd ung new y_her side. E. ¥FOR SALE—Four nice much eowl‘ each with calf . George Dnnlelm Coi . D. R. F. FOR s.un-—sh confectionery or baker shop. 162 Main. s e FOR SALE—Three registered Jersey cows, four years old, two fresh this spring, the others will be soon; one ull two years old. Thomas P. Norman. D. No. 1, Norwich, Conn. je'ldawz FOR SALE—Twelve new milch cows, also ten close-by. anrln‘el’s. Ayrshi r rad. E. Komem‘ B ortl Frnnklln.’ _’Tel. Sha R. 98-4, \’Vflllm‘nflc Div. MOTOR BOATS—Motor boats and cabin launches, quick delivery, full line asoline engines. The est Mystic I,E’doompany‘ West M. ic, Conn. je FOR SALE—A good sound weight 1200, good peddler or horse, age 12 years, warranted in every way, price $80. H. Brown, Baltic Bakery, Baltic. jezd FOR SALE—Two-seated canopy top ca_rrxag been used very little. Inquire F. C. Scholfield, Oakdale, Ct. _ jeld GASOLINE_ ENGINES must be sold at once. 18 P. m;rlne, 3 H. P. ma- rine, 2 H. P. marine, 2 H. P. Have been overhauled and In Al co dition, complete, ready to run. Demon: tr‘(lon even‘ln ent. Ap- e o s W sz.gmhfmcsz 4 oF ffi\ll' ynet, 692-4. FOR SALE—Now is the time to put out tomato plants. I have Earliania, June Pink, Chalks Jewel, Bohuty. Raons. Champion and Globe. By a 100 or 1,000. Strong, hardy F. E. Peckham, East Side. Teh eon may3d FOR SALE—Waterfront cottage, com- mands view Long Island sound and The Race. Rare location. Great bargain. Address Cruttenden, Crescent Beach, Conn. may30MThSTuTh FOR SALE — Ten-room house, has been rented in two tenements, rge lot, twe minutes’ walk from school and trolley. Inquire at 66 Elizabeth St., after p. m. apriéd FOR SALE—UPRIGHT PIANO. In good condition. Will be sold cheap for cash. Enquire at 35 Lafayette St marisd 35 Horses Another car load just arrived, mak- ing a total of 25 Horses that I want to dispose of right away. There are some of the best chunks and drafters among them you ever saw. Come and see them, Telephone 177-12. \ ELMER R. PIERSON. may23d WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Minin St., Frankliin Sguare. Real Estate and Iinsurance FOR SALE Roose: 68, near the Bleachery, Greenevill six room cot- with Jarge, well cuitivated gar- y terms. Low price. Joseph St., Shetucket Heights, cot- tage of eight rooms, with barn, fowl house and large lot with variety of fruit. Very cheap. 85 Sehool St., two-family house, with adjoining building lots, for sale at a bargain. price. ell rented to goed tenants. aprid FOR SALE Frui: and poultry farm, ten utes’ walk from trolley, 20 land, large peach orchard, ho first-class condition. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn. min- res s¢ in FOR SALE 50 Broadway Property formerly owned and occupied by the late Deacon Gat. An opportunity is offered to secure valuable site. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. ew Reasons Why the proposed Norwich, Colches- ter and Hartford Trolley’ would be a benefit. ) offered 170,000 people would be an efficient passenger and freight service. (2) between Norwich and Hartford. Rapid and frequent trips (3) The opening up of a por- tion of Connecticut that has no railroad service. Subscriptions to $100,000 of the Preferred Stock, the balance of th‘-».uthcrized issue, are now so- licited in large or small amounts, this and your co-operation in proposition is asked for. Full descriptive circular will be mailed to you, or add information given, cation to JAMES L. CASE, Selling Agent for Norwich and Vicinity, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. nal upon app! TO RENT. RENT —Furnished cottage, July 816 Au, fi st, at Pleasant View. Address dolph, 8 Chestnut St., 1‘! erly. e 'fi“"—m"”"og'" i gt T LA plac: six ms, 0 rej > Sble.” Inquire 46 Hobart Ave. 1esd TO RENT—Seven-room flll, all mod- ern conveniences. Inquire F. O. Arnold 95 Clff St. je TO IE"—Furnllh.d cottage, Ju! and-Aug at Pleasant View. Addre; 8 cheltnut St., Westerly. jebd At B T s £ DO o FOR RENT—Furnished bungalow. "Y month or for the season, _oOn round adjoining Riverside Park, NEw naon t. For particulars and term addres: Harvey, Londo Cnnn.. 543 wmum. St., cor. TO RENT—Pasturing to rent by the week, horses or cattle. A. R. Race No. Franklin, Ct. jesd RENT_Furnished cottage at Quaker Hill. Will rent to party flrll or small family by the week. Apply to F. E. Comstock, Quaker Hill. 162 uThS “mo LET—To July 15th and from Aug. 17th for balasice of sesson, large seven-room cottage, furpished, among the pines, Pine Grove, Niantic. Good boat! ng and barhlng George Uoss, 185 Main St, New London, Conn, may30d TO RENT—House 242 Franklin St 10 rooms; rent $15 per month., Ad dress Dr D. L. Jones, t Great Plain. Tel. 736 aprod TO IlEN'l‘-—Buermanl at 65 Franklin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar business. may17d TO RENT—Nice upper flat, 6 roéms and storage, bath, gas; §00d repair. 40 Hobart Ave. Inquire on premises. mly1d t 656 Franklin St marldd REN’ Store Enqulfo at thll office. For Rent. Space for Manufacturing. One large, well lighted room in sec- ond story of our building, with or with- out power; can be rented for light manufacturing. Apply at office of THE BECKW ITH COMPANY, INC,, may30d Norwieh, Conn. TO LET Store 74 Main Street, City. Possession given when desired. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main St., City mar17d FOR SALE. REAL ESTATE BARGAINS, 40-acre !lrm rood comfortable 8- room house mile to village, 4 miles to city, s'lob 4 acres, 1 mile to city, handy te trel. ley, fine new $-room cottage finished in cypress, hot and cold water, bath, new barn, price $3,000. The best 175-acre farm in New Lon- don cHunty for $5,000. Several ood investment properties in_eity illimantic. Three furnished co Island at bargain pri If you want a farm, country home or eity property, call at TRYON REAL ESTATVF AGENOY. 716 Mala Street, Willlummantie, Conn, Iylisa FOR SALE. To close up estate of R. W. Marshall, I offer lot on Elizabeth street, compris- ing about 25 acroes, part pasture and part grass land, cutting about 25 tom hay. A bargain for someone. A. A. BECKWITH, marl2d Administrator. FOR SALLE Small home, all improvements, best condition, with bYarn, large garden, well located. Cheap, on easy terms. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Open Evenings. Central Bulidi may28d Automobiles FOR SALE One 1910 Buick Automobile, medel No. 10. This car has been run 1,350 miles and has been thorough|y over- hauled and O. K.'d by a Buick expert. Will sell for $850.00. All equipped, surry seat, top, speedometer, tire iron, extra tire and cover, also Jericho hern. We also have a two-cylinder Buick in very good running order and will sell at a low figure. One 1908 Oldsmobile, in A No, dition. Also two Cadillacs, a touring car and runabout, and a light delivery wagen. For demonstrations, etc., call at 1 con- The Imperial Garage, 21 Chestnut Sireet, NORWICH, CONN. PETER CECCARELLI, Prop. Telephone connection. Jynéd Seashore Property One Hundred Building Sites fronting on Atlantic Ocean, 50 by 150 feet; prices $250 to $500. Cottages for sale and to rent at Watch Hill, Pleasant View, Quonocon- taug and Narragansett Pler, For $1,250 you can buy an 80 acre farm situated near a thriving manu- facturing village. New house, barn and other buildings; large orchard. In- vestigate. Send for Wilcox's (Choice of 400.) WILLIAM A. WILCOX, REAL ESTATE BROKER, 41 West Broad Street, Room 1, West. erly, R. L. 'Phone connection. Transportation free in auto, jundd General Contractor All orders receive prompt and careful trial order. attention. Give me a . Bate isfaction guaranteed. THOS. ), DODD, Norwich Farm Bulletin, MONEY LOANED "".fi Jow nd at An ol ,'M THEB COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 143 Main Street, Upstatrs. FULL ASSOCIATED e PRESS DESPATCHES POETRY. THE BEAUTY AND VIRTUE OF LAURA. Say from what part of heaven 'twas nature drew, From. what idea’ that no parfeot wold To form such featur biddi us benold 2% et In uhnrml-d b‘alo', what she above os What fountain nymph, what dryad maid eer threw Upon mo wind such tresses of -pure £0. What heart such can unfold? Although chiefest all my ¢ond hopes siew. He for celestial vain Who has mot seen my fair one's ra- Ana’faly el n alt eir lea. beguile, pleasingly How Love can heal his wounds, then wound again, He only knows' who Lnows sweet her sighs, How sweet her copverse, and how sweel her smile, numerous virtuss charme mmy book An glances how —Pat ——— THE BULLFROG AND THW STARS. oh. Beneath the stars the ®irifrox henks In volce that is mot sotto, Perhaps in some batrachian dream He thinks that he's an auto Pertiaps he sees, in ruddy Mars, A water trench’s red light Perhaps he thinks the comet in Another auto’s h-mdl owaru News THE WANDER ROSW. I found the Wanfer Rose, miling skies are o'er me; Dew-wet lane and hawthorns kedgs Open green befors me, Rain may fall, I heed it not, L Ff)l‘r vd %a er ;h-‘w,on.!zl:- Luck an o hand in_h Down the world togethew. Y Petals tinged with muneet 11ehe, ad Glowing fresh and golden; Stem hung green with faicy poss From a foremt olden; Seent of tarn-vc} Tore t When the day is Fares the Wander JRose | b-fl..‘ On my heart close 1ying. Bince T found the 'Wander Rawe, miling skies are o'er me: Wllh the Jong, white road unrolled, Stretching free before me Winter snows I heed them net, For whate'er the weatler Iack and 1 go band in hand Down the world together Singe sm - ~—Murtha Haskell Clark, in The Matro«. polltln Ma llmr VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “Doctor, my wife has lost ‘What can I do about §t7” ting home late some night.” Transcript, “That fellow seems o gant.” “Hopelessly He wspends own money just as if it were the ernment’s.” " —Kansas City Journal, “I saw the comet last night throu! be extrave« i OV - an opera gilas, ews I had a dif. ferent kind of 58, I maw Lwo come ets.”—Philadelphia Ledger. | Bess—I sometimes wish I might ses myself as others see me. Noll—Oh, you poor dear! Why, vou just couldn belleve your eyes!—Browning's Maga« zine. “Yes, but, Mr. ., & . Brigges, how coul you tell the motor car was travelin at the rate of 60 miles an hour “Why, becos Ol seed the wheals agoln round.”—The Tattler, Houston—How do you suppose the Egyptians managed to get the pyru- mids where they wre? Mulberry—Ol, their congréssmen probably franked them.—Puck. Jones—Whenver T have ts horrow money 1 try to get it from a pessimis Brown—Why? Jones— A pessimisy never expeoty 1o get it back Zealand Gazette, 1 | i “Bread,” said the lecturer, *is they cornerstone of health” “By Jovey Polly,” sald Jinks, on the way homs, “thut fellow must have heard of ‘biscuits.'—kHarper's Weekly. Said a lion tamer's wife, As bold as bold could bez “My husband tames lions But he can’t tame me —Birmingham Age-Herald, Sallle—Does he play golf? Bam-—w Not exactly; he plays bridge. Sallle— But the re nothing alike. Bam-— They ain’t? Then I guess you nevew heard him swear.—Illustrated Bits. “Johnny,” asked@ the teacher, "m‘ you explain the difference betw levitation and egravitation?” Y sum,” replied Johnny; “ome levs and the other gravs.”—Chicage Recorde Herald. “My boy, you I'm busted and shall Ymve to sell the autos.” “Horrors, dad; I could never walk.” “You'll get used to it in time. You ean carry a wind. shield at first.”—Loulsville Courier« Journal. “Y dreamed last night T possessed great treasure” said the imaginative man, “Well” replied his wife, “thay is ome of the dreams that are mot all idle fancy. Don’'t you remember th porterhouge steak you ate for dinner? —Washington Star, Little Willie—Say, pa, what ¥s eult ure, anyway? Pa—Culture, my son, is a woman’s ability to smile naturally when a Waiter spills gravy down the front of her dress at a dinner party. —Chicago News. MUCH IN LITTLE A man in North Carolina was fined $100 for driving cattle throwgh ecoun ties gquarantined on account of Texas fever into a county outside guaren- tined area. The Bangkok ManufactuMing ecom pany (Limited), making ice, aarated waters, etc., earned $15.160 gross profits, the total dividend for the year being 14 per cent. Consul Gem'ru John Y. Griffiths of London writes that British manufac turers are forming arn, association 1o prevent the sale in the United Xi dom of foreign-made as British goo from &t John t» the United States in 1909 were valued at $70,654, an rease of more tham 50 per cent, ever 1908, the natural in- crease in & business just beginning te be established. The shipmen There is no end to the euriosities of emell. It is, for instance, the ve- por of a Mquid that smells and not the liquid in the mass ftself. If eau de cologne be poured Inbo the nowstril tha nose refuses 10 recognize any edor there at all. The building of the Salvader exten . sion of the Guatemala rallway is re- ported by American Minister William Heimke of SBan Selvador to heve be fun on April 15. It will extend from & Unton 38 miles to Ban Migusl and is to be finisbed by January 1, 1911, The Siam Ev.-m N-w..tlou oom - wfln‘ veswols th. coast and the un- flcun‘ in e 7 ana - passengers and fish, IN‘: 'hlch & & per cent. dividend m paid. Germany ix losing ground in Ohine, Pifteen yoarw axo s o te thas country exgeeded those of the Unitea lll Japan combined. T tute. only » Jittle over 4